Tiffany's Diaper Tales
                         Volume  I
                      By BabyInDiapers
                     Written 10/28/2004
                        Chapter 098


"Good morning little miss squishy mushy pants!" mommy said as 
she lowered my crib rail and leaned down to hug me. This was 
the first year I had ever slept in on Christmas morning. But 
as usual when mommy breast fed me, It put me out like a light. 
I was a very happy baby. My diaper was full and mommy let me 
sit in it the whole time we opened presents.


I sat next to Amy and Tammy on the couch while mom, dad and 
Aunt Kathy got the cameras ready. The tree was lit up and we 
were all there. Even grandpa sat in his chair and seemed to 
actually be coherent for once. "Eww Tiffy diaper stinky." Amy 
said. "Yeah but mom said I could sit in my dirty diaper until 
after we open presents." "Well goodie for you." Amy said as 
she stuck her tongue out at me. I just giggled. I hugged her. 
"Merry Christmas Amy." "Aww! Merry Christmas to you too baby." 


Mommy sat down and sorted the presents and daddy and Aunt 
Kathy stood by with cameras. We all began ripping the wrapping 
paper off frantically. "Oh wow! Cool!" Tammy said as she held 
up a portable DVD player. I got one of those as well as Teala 
and Amy. Now all us kids could watch DVD's when we took car 
trips. So we kept on opening gifts. Daddy got our family a 
Media Center PC With Windows XP Media Center 2005! And 5 media 
extenders! Daddy explained what they were. Basically the main 
computer would go in his office on the main network switch. 
Then all our other personal computers would be used for a 
small cluster project daddy was going to work on for fun. With 
the Media Center and extenders basically the main computer was 
daddy's and he could do regular computer stuff and watch TV, 
record shows, and listen to music and so on. Then each of the 
extenders were hardware clients that logged into the main PC 
over the network and could do the same things as the main 
computer since they were logged in. So that meant we could all 
watch whatever show and record whatever show we wanted, when 
we wanted. And get online whenever we wanted on each of our 
client terminals. We all thanked daddy for getting that for 
us. It even meant that we could burn DVD's of TV shows and 
play them on our portable players and mom could put stuff on 
her PDA. Tammy even got a laptop! She also could dock to the 
network and retrieve TV shows and music as well as take it to 
college next year.


After all the presents were opened and wrapping paper was 
everywhere mommy took me to my room to change my icky diaper. 
"So did you like all your presents?" She asked?" "Yeah. It's 
the best Christmas ever mommy! And thanks for letting me 
sitting my messy diapers while we opened the presents. I liked 
it." I said. "Aww I know baby." Mommy said as she gave me a 
kiss on my forehead. As we walked out into the living room I 
immediately noticed a huge rectangle shaped box that was 
almost as big as the couch!


"Mommy, what is that!" I asked as I ran over to the box and 
looked. It had MY name on it! "This mine?" I asked mommy. "yes 
it is. Go ahead and open it honey." She said. Everyone was 
standing around watching me. I pulled the paper off and there 
was a thick cardboard box with staples in it. "I can't open 
it." I said. Daddy took his knife and opened the box for me 
and slid out two other boxes. One had a picture of a speaker 
with knobs on it and the other one didn't have a picture. I 
opened the one that had the speaker in it. It had a plug, and 
some knobs and a couple of headphone plugs on the front or 
something. Then I opened the other box. It was an electric 
guitar! It was pink with a black pick guard, a light cherry 
wood glazed neck, and silver tuning knobs. It had a couple 
knobs on it and a switch and a plug for it to go into the 
speaker thingy. I then realized it was a guitar amp. My mouth 
dropped open. 


I smiled and stood up and hugged mommy and daddy. "Wow. I 
always wanted an electric guitar!" I said loudly. Everyone was 
really happy for me. I had took piano lessons and knew how to 
play piano, and how to sing, and I had played with an old 
acoustic guitar before a few times. But it was old and beat up 
and the 1 string was missing. I opened up another bag and it 
had a soft carrying case. It had a cord to plug it into the 
amp too. It had pink ends on the cord it matched the guitar!


Daddy helped me to hook it all up. It had the guitar, plugged 
into the amp, then some little box plugged into the back. It 
was a tuner. The guitar had two different pickups and daddy 
showed me how to use the knobs and the switch and the knobs on 
the amp as well. "Now honey, you know it does have a headphone 
jack on it so you won't drive us crazy." Mommy said. We all 
laughed. I turned it on and began to play. I knew how to play 
a little bit. Mommy then came out and handed me a card. "Wow 
this just gets better and better." I said while opening the 
envelope. The card was really cute! Inside was a gift 
certificate at a local music center for a month of free guitar 
lessons. "Wow mom that rules!" I said as I hugged her. We then 
had lunch. I was sitting in the living room with my guitar. 
"Tiffany come on, its time to eat honey." Mommy said "But 
mom." I said "Now." She said while giving me the eye. "ok, ok 
I'm coming." I said as I put my guitar on its fold out stand.


Most of that day I played my guitar. Daddy was busy hooking up 
the new Media Center stuff. After dinner, daddy showed us all 
how to use it. It was really neat. Daddy moved my guitar and 
amp into my room while I was taking a bath. Emily and Laura 
were gone to visit family so I couldn't go see them until a 
couple days later. That night while laying in bed I wondered 
what they got for Christmas. I was very excited about my 
presents, especially the guitar. Mommy came in to check on me 
and to tuck Teala in for bed. "Mommy thank you so much. This 
was the best Christmas ever." I said "You're welcome baby. I 
had a good time too. Now you get some sleep. You look tired. 
"I am." I said. "Mommy?" "Yes honey? "I think I'm growing up 
sort of." I said. Mommy smiled. "Yes, you are. But you'll 
always be mommy's baby no matter how old you get." I smiled at 
her and she gave me another kiss on my cheek. "Sweet dreams 
you two." She said as she closed the door behind her.