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 TITLE: The Space Ranger's Tale
AUTHOR: Big Al
KEYWORDS: MF size cons piv anal oral fellatio ScFi fant humor 1st F1st
SUMMARY: While on a mission to save the galaxy, a Space Ranger
encounters a wormhole that acts a glory hole...  the Glory Wormhole! 
Written for GeorgeGlass's 'Tales of the Glory Wormhole' anthology on Hentai
Foundry.

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   Bungo 4 was a lawless den of iniquity on an isolated asteroid out in
deep space.  Cantinas and brothels aplenty were frequented by smugglers and
criminals, and casinos drew even the occasional tourist.  The Intergalactic
Treaty Alliance's various enforcement divisions tolerated it, for it kept
the various seedy elements of society in one identifiable place.  The elite
Space Rangers by and large ignored it as beneath their notice.

   Although, some Space Rangers actually made use of Bungo 4 from time to
time.  Case in point: one of the planetoid's seedy gentlebeings' clubs,
with dim lights and loud music, was half filled with patrons ogling
stripping women of various attractive species.  The music was sufficient to
cover the moans coming from the curtain-covered private alcoves, but not
enough to suppress the moans that the performing strippers put on for their
appreciative audience.

   Every now and then, a stripper threw her thong to her watchers, who then
fought over it.  Once in a while, such a fight resulted in a patron being
shot by another patron.  This being Bungo 4, the strip club's proprietors
had no objection to this, as long as the strippers themselves were left
unmolested.  By longstanding tradition, any killed patrons' belongings went
to the stripper whose undergarments resulted in the fight.

   In one of the aforementioned curtained alcoves, a tall muscular human
man in a uniform groped a curvaceous alien girl lasciviously as she waggled
her barely clad buttocks at him.  She was a lovely creature of a species he
couldn't identify, with her gleaming, oiled skin colored in gradations of
lavender and eyes of alluring blue.  Boobs larger than her head were almost
completely naked to his vision, save for fat nipples covered by an X of
black tape.  Her pate was hairless, but he didn't mind, for she had all the
right womanly attributes in other ways.  His eyes kept drifting to her
crotch, hidden by her black silk panties, and his impressive boner
threatened to split his pants.

   The girl turned around, groping her own tits and giving him a small
enigmatic smile which only heightened her allure.  Her eyes riveted to his
crotch, where his significant bulge was obvious in his sitting position. 
She began humping his knee and leaned forward to murmur sultrily in his
ear. "Mmm, I've never had a Space Ranger before...so strong and BIG..."

   Zed, the Space Ranger she addressed, grinned, his cock throbbing in his
trousers.  "Well," he allowed with a lazy smile, "I have to be, to fight
the likes of the Evil Empress.  I'm on my way to capture her now."

   "Ooooooh," the stripper made the appropriate noises of awe.  "She sounds
so evil!  And...  and...  imperial!"

   Zed chuckled, his voice thick with desire for the dancing stripper. 
"She is a thousand-year-old witch who enslaves worlds, and uses dark magic
to maintain her life and youth." As the girl writhed atop him, he growled
lustily, and practically tore open his fly.  His massive foot long cock,
thick around as his forearm, sprang free, a meaty veiny tower of pure
masculinity, pulsating madly.  "Fuck me," he said.  "I'll give you a
thousand creds."

   There was a pause - then the girl chuckled throatily, remembering to
continue grinding along his knee.  "I'm sorry, stud, but I can't." Zed
raised his eyebrow, surprised.

   "Ten thousand," he said.

   Now the girl stopped grinding, and pulled away from him.  "I'm sorry,
sir, but...  I really can't."

   "Fifty thousand!" He had never been rejected before, nor even
encountered reluctance, and was incredibly perplexed.

   The girl's eyes were bugging out at the figure.  "You don't understand,"
she mumbled.  "I REALLY wish I could, but...  I'm a Ufroyrian." The blank
look on his face told her of his ignorance, so she continued, "We're an
asexual race.  I've got no pussy."

   He stared at her.  "Nonsense, you got those huge mammaries, you must--"

   She was shaking her head.  "These aren't breasts...they're brain
mounds." She pulled off the tape, revealing that the 'nipple' was in fact a
thimble held on by the tape.

   Aghast, Zed scrabbled for something else.  "Well...  I'll still pay you
50 grand for a blowjob."

   She opened her mouth fully for the first time, revealing rows of razor
sharp teeth.

   "Damn!" he swore.  "Buttfuck?"

   "No anus," she explained.  "I excrete orally."

   Zed slumped back into his seat.  "Any other girls available - actual
females?" he amended.

   "No, I'm sorry, they're all giving private dances.  I...  could give you
a handjob," she offered.  "On the house."

   He waved away her offer.  "No thanks.  The waitress at the bar next door
already gave me one.  I need a real fuck.  Can you...  can you just give me
some privacy please?"

   "Certainly, sir," she said, quickly taping the thimble back on before
exiting.  "I'm sorry." As she walked out, he made sure to slip a credit
bill in the string of her panties...  she'd been a really good dancer,
after all.

   The curtain swished closed behind her, and Zed sighed, idly stroking his
massive foot-long boner with one hand.  Maybe that waitress was off her
shift now...she was kinda cute, if one could get past the facial warts
common to her species.

   It was at that moment, as if in response to the Space Ranger's unuttered
prayer, that a small hole opened itself up in midair before Zed's widened
eyes.  A teleportal!  He'd seen sorts of those before, but why-

   Even as he asked the question, the knowledge was instilled in him.  This
was a glory hole, a glory WORMhole in fact.  Anyone, anywhere in space or
time, could be on the other side of that...but it would be someone sexually
compatible with him.

   For a moment, Zed questioned whether he should trust an
automatically-delivered telepathic message embedded in a mysterious
wormhole, but that moment was drowned out by his libido.  Springing out of
his chair, he was pleased to note that the glory wormhole was at a perfect
height matching the base of his incredibly thick cock.

   Hints of light and sound drifted through the glory wormhole, but Zed
chose not to investigate...that was part of the thrill after all!  What
daring woman would service his gigantic perischlongulus?  He paused a
moment, as his engorged knob peeked through the glory wormhole. 
'Perischlongulus'?  Where had THAT word come from?

   He shook his head, shrugging the oddity aside, and fed his dick through
the wormhole.  At his cock crown, it got stuck, unable to fit through the
wormhole, and Zed groaned.  To be denied NOW of all times!  But the glory
wormhole quivered slightly, and widened further, to allow his passage. 
With great relief and rising anticipation, Zed slid his enormous phallus
completely through the glory wormhole.

   He couldn't see his cock anymore - when he looked down, it was only to
see his obese nuts, pulsing slightly.  He could feel his manhood though. 
It was twitching erratically, and precum was leaking from the tip, running
down his shaft and dripping off onto whatever ground was below it.

   He shuddered in grumbling pleasure as a hand stroked his large cock
tentatively.  His cock gave an almighty jerk, slapping that soft hot hand
and flinging strings of precum into the unknown air on that other side of
the glory wormhole.

   His breathing was quickening as the woman's hand carefully touched all
along his massive veiny tool, and then was joined by another.  Was he lucky
enough to have two horny willing babes on the other side?  But no-- with
the sensations of the hands grasping and fondling his swollen cock, it
became clear that the two hands belonged to a single woman.

   He felt hot breath on his knob, and grinned, knowing what was about to
happened.  But she - whoever she was - kept stroking and fondling his
immense girth instead, as if fascinated by it and distracted by her intent
to suckle it.  He wondered if she was a virgin...  her tentative and
somewhat clumsy - but definitely erotic - touches indicated that
possibility, one which further excited him.

   As the possible virgin stroked him with a firmer grasp, starting to jack
him off, Zed could resist no longer.  He grunted with bestial release, and
his dick twitched like a raging beast as jizz raced up his shaft to fling
out in thick long ropes of hot musky cocksauce.  The hands jacked him
eagerly, milking him for more and more, and he imagined his cum coating
this mysterious babe in the layers of a Space Ranger's unbridled lust.

   When he finished squirting, he was still hard as a rock, and his
continued erection was rewarded by a hot wet mouth enveloping his knob,
plump lips clamping around his knob.  He was so thick around that this
woman was unable to fit her mouth around his cock crown, so she settled for
sucking vigorously on the tip, tonguing his cumslit.  Leftover cum and new
precum poured liberally onto that eager questing tongue, and Zed felt the
vibrations of that mouth that indicated this woman's lusty moans, which he
could not hear.

   She wrapped both her hands around his shaft a few inches below his
cockhead - only able to fully encircle his thickness by using both her
hands - and pulled on his fuckrod even as he felt her pushing her face down
onto him.  Steadily, her lips slid farther around his fat knob.  He could
imagine her lips stretching into tight thin lines as she struggled to
swallow his delicious meat.

   She couldn't quite make it though.  Just before his cock crown could pop
into her mouth, she halted.  She kept pushing herself forward, hard, and
then Zed helped her: he pulled his cock barely two inches out of the
wormhole - surprising the mystery woman, who came forward, unseen - and
then slammed back fully through.  With a wet lurch, his cock knob popped
into her warm wet willing mouth, and her lips clamped possessively on his
shaft beneath the crown.

   Victory!

   He groaned aloud, shamelessly, as the woman began suckling him with a
will, as though she were a babe nursing on a tit.  He could feel her inner
cheeks stretching with his massive knob inside her mouth, her tongue
pressed to the bottom of her mouth but writhing seductively along his thick
head.

   The biggest hurdle surmounted, the woman then began lowering herself
further, enveloping his shaft in hot tight wet silken paradise.  As his
knob met the tight swallow of her throat, she all but hurtled herself onto
him, and - aided by another well timed pelvic thrust on his part - his cock
slid down her fuckpipe, her throat muscles massaging him intimately.

   He could feel her drool running copiously down his shaft, which she kept
sucking more and more of into her mouth, and at last she has swallowed him
entirely.  Zed was astonished.  Very few women had ever been able to suck
his entire gargantuan dick inside him!  Sexually compatible indeed!

   He gave himself over to the pleasure as the woman began slurping and
sucking wantonly.  He couldn't hear her, but could imagine her loud lewd
groans, which he felt vibrating up her tight wet throat, in which his
fucktool was ensconced.

   Zed couldn't hold off much longer, his cock thrashing and lurching madly
inside her throat, and even as he felt the familiar sensations of a horny
woman's willing throat convulsing about his member as she creamed, he burst
like a dam, unloading splurt after splurt after thick heated splurt of
raunchy spunk deep inside the woman's thirsty pipe.

   When his balls emptied themselves, he slumped, drained, breathing
raggedly.  Eventually, after long moments, the woman seemed to recover
herself too, her throat gently glucking around him as she pulled off.  He
could sense, through the phenomenon's automated telepathy, that the glory
wormhole had achieved its purpose and was about to close, so after the
woman bestowed a fond farewell kiss upon the cockhead that had thoroughly
ravished her virgin throat, Zed pulled his cock back through, and the glory
wormhole closed with a pop.

   Looking at his drool-slicked cock in satisfaction, Zed reluctantly let
his shaft lower and soften.  It should be about to time to depart anyway.
He pressed a button on his wrist-comp.  A small hologram was projected in
response, displaying sensor readouts.  Yep, the Evil Empress' flagship had
now appeared over the planet Yurgleyurg.  The trap was sprung!

   Zed left Bungo 4 in his state-of-the-art Stallion-class gunship, a sleek
powerful and fast starship that acted as stealth infiltrator, starfighter,
weapons platform, and home-away-from-home all in one.  Its warpdrive was
second to none in terms of speed and efficiency, and with the familiar roar
of the engines, Zed left Bungo 4's space to reappear only a few minutes
later over Yurgleyurg.

   The Evil Empress' flagship, the imaginatively named Space Castle, was
surrounded by dozens of other planets.  All of them were tethered to the
Space Castle, enslaved by the Evil Empress and bound to her vessel by
unimaginably strong orrery-rituals.  Now she sought to conquer, bind, and
enslave Yurgleyurg.

   Drop pods containing Goblin Mooks were raining from the Space Castle to
Yurgleyurg's surface.  Maybe 50% of the Goblin Mooks would actually survive
the rapid crashing descent, but given that the Space Castle's cloning
forges could produce hundreds of goblins in minutes, it was perhaps
understandable that the Evil Empress would squander them recklessly.

   Transport carriers were descending to the surface rather less speedily,
but still at high velocities, bearing the battalions of Ninja Pirate Zombie
Robots that served as the Evil Empress' shock troops.  Flights of
Cyber-Draco-Demons strafed the planet as well.

   Zed, however, ignored the benighted Yurgleyurg and headed straight for
the massive Space Castle, switching on his cloaking field.  He had saved
many planets in the previous months from being conquered by the Evil
Empress, but each time the wicked enchantress herself had escaped.  Not
this time, even though it meant sacrificing the world.

   When word had first reached him of the assault on Yurgleyurg, he had
deliberatedly dallied on Bungo 4, hoping that his failure to immediately
rush to the besieged planet's rescue would embolden the Evil Empress to
arrive herself.  His plan had succeeded, and now his Stallion-class gunship
swooped invisibly between the many tethered planets to attach to the hull
of the Space Castle with a light thump.

   Laser drills and airtight meso-particle seals carved a hole in the Space
Castle's side, which Zed passed through.  He entered the corridors of the
Evil Empress' vessel with a covering spray of deadly fire from his handheld
delta-ray blastophaser, but was disappointed to find that the hallway in
which he emerged was actually empty.

   Luck was with him - or perhaps the Evil Empress had depleted this area
of the Space Castle in the assault on Yurgleyurg - and Zed encountered no
resistance as he penetrated deeper and deeper into the Space Castle.  He
came to the very doors of the tower that led up to the Evil Empress's
chambers, scratching his head at the lack of enemies.

   "Oh, bloody hell," he sighed.  "This takes all the fun out of it." There
was a convenient red alarm button on the wall in front of the stairwell, so
he slammed it, initiating loud blaring wails.  Goblin Mooks and Ninja
Pirate Zombie Robots came rushing down the corridors from all directions to
put an end to this pesky intruder.

   "That's more like it," he grinned fiercely.

   Several minutes later, Zed was surrounded by heaps of blasto-stunned
enemies, himself unscratched and not even breathing heavily.  "She really
needs to upgrade her clone forges," he muttered, and began climbing the
stairs to the pinnacle, where the Evil Empress's chambers were.

   He sidestepped the various booby traps - all manner of swinging axes,
laser emitters, trapdoors, and so on - with automatic ease.  He briefly
considered using his hover boots to hasten his way up, but decided that
would be cheating.  The climb was long, with only a few landings
interspersed throughout the stairwell.

   As he came to one such landing, only a few dozen meters from the top, he
espied the glory wormhole appearing again in front of him!  "Really?" he
asked the thing, as though it were sapient.  "Now?!"

   The glory wormhole of course did not reply.

   Zed looked all around him, seeing no enemies, and sighed.  "Well, I
guess it can't hurt to take a break from all this climbing." And besides,
he reflected, his previous experience with the glory wormhole had been one
of the best blowjobs of his life.

   He unzipped his pants, revealing his enormous turgescence, and eagerly
fed it through the glory wormhole.  Would it be the same woman servicing
his member, or...?

   He felt the same two familiar hands caressing him after a few moments,
and sighed blissfully.  His cock twitched madly, staining those soft hot
hands in his pre.  He felt a gentle kiss again on his knob, then that
luscious mouth kissing all along his shaft.  Pleasure and anticipation
grumbled in his throat as the mysterious woman pressed her mouth all up and
down his giant cock.

   Then both hands and lips pulled away, and Zed had a moment to wonder
what was happening...  but then it became clear, as his cockknob pressed
against warm soft flesh.  Supple butt cheeks embraced his girth, and his
cumslit poured pre liberally out, lubing up the tight virgin asshole
against which his cockhead pressed.

   "Ohhh, yessss..." Zed groaned gutturally.  The woman backed up slowly,
and his huge cock began pulling her ass cheeks apart, straining to fit
inside her hot satin fucktunnel.  He could feel her flesh vibrating against
him as she shuddered in wanton pleasure, the pleasure that only Zed's
titanic cock could bring a woman.  Slowly but surely, they worked his cock
into her ass, till his bloated knob was fully ensconced inside her
incredibly tight butthole!

   Zed was growling with unrestrained lust now, and began thrusting
slightly, in and out of the glory hole, attempting to work himself further
inside her as she began throwing herself back against his cock.  Further
and further he slid his huge log into her ass, till he was sheathed
entirely in a hot silken vise of utter paradise.

   The Space Ranger was overcome - very few women could take his entire
cock up their ass, yet this mystery woman had taken him fully up her ass
AND down her throat!  Hot bliss wrapped possessively around his cockmeat,
as they began fucking like animals, bucking back and forth, Zed rutting his
mystery lover's horny asshole like there was no tomorrow.

   He could fell her cumming, her whole body shaking around him, her
asshole clenching incredibly tightly on him, and he let go, hammering her
madly until he buried himself to the hilt inside a final time, pulsing jizz
in voluminous geysers deep inside her ass.  Over and over he shot ropes of
cockslop into the depths of her horny virgin ass, until he was finally
spent.

   He could feel her shuddering with convulsive afterglow around his cock,
her asshole clamping and releasing erratically.  With a smirk on his face,
he began rutting her ass all over again, driving her into another orgasmic
frenzy of butt-ecstasy until he jizzed again.  He jizzed so much, that he
could feel his seed spilling thickly out of her asshole around his cock,
and when they finally came down from their second shared high, he
reluctantly pulled out of her, as the glory wormhole's automated telepathy
signaled its imminent close.

   Breathing heavily after his delightful sexual exertions, Zed didn't even
think to stuff his shaft back into his trousers, letting it hang in the air
semi-erect, dripping his jizz.  "What a woman!" he exclaimed.  Two for two;
surely the glory wormhole would return so they could complete their
trifecta?  And maybe, somehow, he could determine who she was, so they
could tryst as often as they liked!

   He eventually remembered where he was - in the heart of the Evil
Empress' Space Castle, only a few flights down from her chambers.  Cocking
his delta-ray blasto-phaser, he focused himself and charged up the
remaining stairs, bursting through the doors to her chamber.  "PREPARE TO
DIE, MONSTER!" he exclaimed, then skidded to a stop.

   The Evil Empress - a beauteous vixen with black hair and blue skin - was
lolling senselessly on her bed, surrounded by her spellbooks,
half-naked...with her gaping ass leaking great volumes of jizz.  Revelation
crashed down on the Space Ranger even as his nemesis stirred and noticed
him.

   Noticed him, AND his slimy swollen cock, which Zed had completely
forgotten to stuff back into his pants.  He saw the surprise and
realization in her eyes.  They both opened their mouths, attempting to form
words, to no avail, then giving up and just staring at each other.

   Then they exploded into action, rushing towards each other and embracing
each other in a frenzy of carnal lust.  "Fuck me, you beast!" she demanded,
her scanty top conveniently snapping open to reveal her large tits, each
nearly twice the size of her head.

   "Take me, you witch!" he growled back, and then she was pulling him onto
the bed atop her, his cock sliding into her soaking wet virgin pussy.  The
Evil Empress moaned her delight, wrapping her arms around him and squeezing
tightly as his weight settled upon her voluptuous form.

   Her pussy was phenomenally wet and tight and hot, one of the finest
pussies he'd ever fucked, and he'd fucked a great many, as was common for
Space Rangers (indeed, for a Space Ranger cadet's qualifying exam, he had
to prove that he had bedded at least ten women in a single month). 
Satisfaction and lust ran rampant through his veins as her pulsating twat
enveloped more and more of his thick length.

   And then...  his cockknob hit her cervix, with barely 3 or 4 inches of
his massive dick still outside her welcoming womanhood.  Disappointment
grumbled in his throat, but the Evil Empress chanted a few words - and her
cervix dilated open like a flower, allowing his outrageous cock access to
her virgin womb!

   With a yell of ecstasy mirrored by the witch beneath him, Zed slid his
cock fully inside her slick juicy cunt.  Rapture shuddered through him as
the Evil Empress' twat clutched and gobbled on his fuckstick, convulsively
milking him.  He responded to her eager pussy-massage by pounding savagely
into her, fucking her like a bitch in heat.  Her heels drummed on his back
as she threw her head back and shrieked in untrammeled passion.

   Her body began spasming, thrashing in the throes of her climax.  Orgasm
after orgasm crashed through her virginal form as Zed pummeled her twat
again and again, his balls slapping wetly into her ass over and over.  When
he jizzed, it was like thunderbolts rocketing out of his cock to gush
torrentially, directly inside the enchantress' womb.

   The Evil Empress screamed so high and shrilly that her voice could
scarcely be heard, her mind shattering with delight as she felt Zed
painting her insides white with his seemingly endless supply of jizz.

   Ten seconds passed, thirty, sixty, and Zed was still jizzing.  Two
minutes, three, five, and the Evil Empress was still convulsing in orgasm.
Ten minutes, and Zed's cock finally pulsed its last, a shuddering gasp of
ragged pleasure ripping through him as he emptied his nuts inside the Evil
Empress.

   She lay limply beneath him, a wasted rag, and they clutched each other,
panting, for a long while, not saying anything.  Eventually, their strength
returned, and the Evil Empress said, "This is wonderful beyond anything
I've ever foreseen.  Join me, remain by my side as my consort!"

   "No, you surrender to me," Zed rebutted her, "and I will ensure that you
retain unfettered conjugal rights while in space prison."

   Her eyes hardened.  "Surely you must see how unreasonable that is!"

   "I can't let you keep pillaging worlds!" he argued.

   At an impasse, they stared angrily at each other.  After a long moment,
Zed pulled out of her, getting up off her, and stuffing his cock back into
his pants as the Evil Empress stood up, using magic to summon her scanty
vestments back to her form.  Their backs were turned to each other, Zed
pulling up his fly as the Evil Empress cinched her sash.

   Then, in simultaneous whirling motions, they turned, pointing their
weapons at each other.  Zed's delta-ray blasto-phaser was leveled at her
face; the Evil Empress' skull-tipped wand was aimed at his chest.  The
enchantress tilted her head.  "Well," she finally allowed, "You can have
this space castle.  I'll find me another one."

   Then she vanished in a puff of noxious green smoke, as Zed fired his
stun blasts uselessly into the space where she had been a split second ago.

   ----

   SEVERAL MONTHS LATER

   "Bring him to me - OH YES - alive, my miniiiiiiiiiahhhhhh gods yes,
minions!" the Evil Empress shrieked.

   A hologram of her face was displaying from a bulky
long-distance-broadcast projector, currently weighing down the hapless
Goblin Mook who carried it around.

   Zed fired his delta-ray blasto-phaser in deadly accurate arcs, stunning
the charging Goblin Mooks that surrounded him into senselessness.  "Give...
unnngghhhh...  up, Empress!" he demanded.

   "Never--- oh gods yes, just like that!" the Empress's hologram replied
half-coherently.

   Zed was fucking the Evil Empress through the obliging glory wormhole. 
She was light-years away in some hidden part of space, but had ambushed him
yet again, hoping to capture him for her consort.  Her pussy contracted
wetly around him as he began pumping cum deep into her womb once more, just
as the last Goblin Mook fell unconscious to the ground...

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