| Note: This list existed since February 27, 2000,
predating the list on RC's site by
6 months. I harbor no ill will toward him, but I also do not want to be
considered a copycat. His list is much fuller than mine now and is interesting
from a sub point of view.
I was going to do this as a top ten, but out of respect for Dave and
the fact that the idea was going nowhere I went instead with the Jeff Foxworthy
model. He, of course, is the self-described "redneck" who became famous
for his "You might be a Redneck" signs. So here are signs you might be
a hypnofetishist:
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You own a shiny gold watch with a long chain and really enjoyed buying
it.
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Anytime you hear about repressed memories, psychological problems, bad
habits
or gum disease you say "Hypnosis can cure that!"
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You haven't been to a concert in years but you go to every oily hypnotist's
$20 show.
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You offer to hypnotize your high school students (true story, a teacher
did this in my class. We turned him down.)
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Your favourite villain is The Master from Doctor Who, your favourite X-Men
mutant is Sauron, your favourite paranormal programme is PSI Factor (first
season), your favourite Fraggle is Convincing John.....
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You've ever gone up to a member of the opposite sex and said "You look
tired, very tired. You can barely keep your eyes open..." (extra points
if it worked)
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You know anything about the phrase NLP.
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The second you get a new set of encyclopedias you open up the He-In volume.
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You'd skip the season finale of ER for a new Marshall Sylver "Personal
Power" infomercial.
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You called you local cable company to get Univision...and you don't speak
Spanish.
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