"Hi! I'm Hugh Johnson and we would love to introduce you to the
newest addition to the Hyatt family, the Hyatt RegentMC. In this day and
age you have look at the needs and desires of your clientele and we've
surpassed the competition. Our new hotel takes into account individuals
who play hard and hardly work, but have tons of money and expect the best.
The RegentMC is certainly the best."
"Now I'm sure that you're saying to yourselves, 'There are lots of rich people out there and plenty of lavish hotels. What can you offer?' I'll tell you. The RegentMC was designed for that small class of individuals who need comfort, privacy, and the occasional devoted staffer. But why am I just talking about this. Let me show you the advantages of a stay at the RegentMC."
"First of all, our competent and accommodating staff. Hello, Dara."
"Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson."
"Besides being a stellar employee, she's taken it upon herself to fulfill all the needs of one of America's great businesswomen and frequent visitors to our chain. Going that extra mile, even in six inch heels, is what we're about at the Hyatt RegentMC."
"But that's not all we're about. We know many customers already have that special someone in mind. For them, the breathtaking rooms are the attraction. We not only have spacious and beautiful singles and doubles, but special features as well. The variety of our clients' needs is reflected in the many choices available."
"Let me show you to the second floor. These are our standard rooms. Besides the more traditional guests, select individuals may choose these accommodations for a less complicated experience. Most rooms face the Olympic sized swimming pool. We equip rooms with TV/VCRs and stereos for those who have special media to share with a significant other."
"Now it's my pleasure to show off just a little about what makes the RegentMC unique. The fourth and fifth floors not only provide all your multimedia needs, including DVD players, but also the means to preserve your memories. All these rooms include digital recording devices. But have no fear, each room is soundproofed and features jamming equipment to make sure your experience is a private one."
"When we say private, we mean it. At the upper levels, three types of maid service are available. Traditional housekeeping will come to your door promptly and courteously to tidy the room. However, if you don't want to be disturbed, we have enforced 'no interruption' policies in case you may be busy or have a private servant. Finally, special service is provided at only a slight additional charge. It consists of an assortment of young college girls who have flexible schedules and can be missed for hours."
"In case you're concerned that we're a little biased, think nothing of it. Always under construction, the RegentMC is populated by a number of burly workmen. We also allow use of our athletic facilities by a number of high school and college men's sports teams."
"But let me show you to the seventh floor, our 'elite' section. Extremely discreet, clients names are not kept on any records whatsoever. See this hallway? It's all artificial light! On this level things aren't always as they seem. While the windows appear to be the large energy efficient models of the rest of the hotel from the outside, from the inside they let in no sunlight at all. Worried about a pesky bible in your room? worry no more. There aren't even any mirrors inside."
"Let me tell you what we do have. There are silk scarves in every room, fortified with composite fibers. They have a tensile strength so high that you can suspend someone from our reinforced ceilings. In fact, they're reinforced so much you could hold an elephant, or several coeds and a really fat man."
"You can't stay inside the whole time, though. We maintain a number of exercise and relaxation facilities, including saunas and massage rooms. Maybe you need some gifts or supplies. Well, our shops carry all sorts of clothes, oils, plants and herbs along with some specialty items. Don't forget the four star dining. Besides Kosher, the RegentMC has chefs familiar with numerous dietary needs."
"So remember, if your pussy is drenched and you're pitching a tent,
stop camping out and bring the pets to the RegentMC. You'll be glad you
did."
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Title: The Hyatt RegentMC Hotel
Pitch: An ad for where the best mind controllers
stay.
Story behind the story: While this is all me, I still have to credit
a couple of MC authors. This started a few weeks ago when blankpage was
feeling down (I can relate) about writing and being appreciated. I posted
something about the currently most prolific MC author, EyeofSerpent. Eventually,
this led to an e-mail where I made a reference about hotels. I also noticed
two stories where one chain was specifically mentioned. The idea hit me
in a flash; what if a hotel actually catered to mind controllers? I whipped
this up in a few days and now it may become a series.