Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. ï>¿Billy gets pissed It was on one of those sticky summer afternoons in Savannah. Jen wished it would rain soon. She liked rain, she liked water. She was sitting with Billy watching some stupid movie, when suddenly Billy says It's hot as blue blazes in here, Jenny! Shit, why don't you just piss on me to cool me off, what you say? It was typical of Billy to say something like that, and Jen hated the lazy ass way he'd just lie there in his dirty jeans and Megadeath tee shirt and grin his dumb ass grin. Fine, she thought. If he wants me to piss on him, then I'll piss on the son of a bitch! She reached down and pulled back her cut off shorts to reveal herself, and before Billy could object, she began pissing all over his face. What the hell! Shit! Stop! Stop it! Damn! But she just kept peeing, until she had drenched his shirt, and was soaking the couch. On this hot afternoon the stench was terrible and stung her nostrils. Fuck him, she thought, he fucking deserves it! Billy reached up to push Jen off the couch, and she dodged him, grabbing his head and stuffing it in her crotch. Billy was just a skinny little pothead, and no match at all for Jen who weighed 260 pounds. She pried his mouth open, and peed right into his mouth. She could hear him about to gag from her gush of pee, and let go of his mouth. Her pee splashed against his chin. Fuck! Fuck you, Jenny, you sick bitch! I'm out of here! You can find some other poor bastard to pee on! I am through with you, you hear me, T-H-R-O-U-G-H, Through!! Quite frankly, I didn't know he could spell that well, thought Jen. She didn't say anything. It felt good peeing on him. She was glad he was leaving. He was a stupid cunt even if he did have a little dinky dick. Who the fuck needs him? Billy cursed some more, but Jen could see a look of genuine fear in his eyes. He thought she was bat shit crazy, and didn't want to stay around to see what else she might do to him. She was a big girl, too big to mess with. After Billy left in a huff, Jenny thought, Boy! Was he ever pissed!, and laughed to herself. Then she groaned as she realized she had peed all over the couch and floor. What a stinky mess!