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 About me.

   English isn't my first language it comes close second to gobbledegook
and third to gibberish.

   I never passed any English exams simply because I was too lazy and fick.

   My pieces of writing on here are not set in any present day land other
than Dreamboyfairyland where anything is possible with no harm being done
to real life boys in the present day!

   So with this in mind when I write it is at best NOT REAL, might not make
sense or be plausible!  But when writing or even when reading it does its
JOB for me and I hope you too!

   If not then I apologise for wasting your time and eye sight!
   Inspired Jerker