This is an oldie but I'm sure many have not read it before
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"Five Doors"

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when 
they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that 
reads: "For Women Only." Since they are 
without their boyfriends and husbands, 
they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains 
to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go 
up floor by floor, and once you find what you 
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy 
to decide since each floor has a sign telling 
you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor 
the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are 
short and plain." The friends laugh and without 
hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men 
here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't 
good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: 
"All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing 
there are still two floors left, they continued 
on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the 
men here are tall and handsome." The women 
get all excited and are going in when they 
realize that there is still one floor left. 

Wondering what they are missing, they head
on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are 
no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that there is no way to please a woman."


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