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 I tried this and it didn't go over well



   Texting in Newfoundland.



   Newfie men can be wise individuals who make a lot of sense.  This is a
fine example of the Newfie way with words.

   Jarge (George) texts his wife: "Just avin' one more pint wit da boy's.
If I ain't back in 20 minutes, read this again!"

   ******************************************************************** I'm
in desperate need of assistance.  Would like to highlight my new stories in
"SPOTLIGHTS" however my skill in Java Script and HMTL are Nil.

   If you can assist please contact me at

   jackspratt1@gmx.com

   Thank you.

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readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you.
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let me know someone is actually reading these posts.
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