Author: Jack Spratt Title: Jack Spratt's A Scotsman ************************************************************ A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked.. "It's Incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again... ************************************************************ For the readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If you enjoyed this moment of humor or information plz drop me a line to let me know someone is actually reading these posts. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jackspratt1@gmx.com If you're looking for the newest story upload Check http://www.asstr.org/spotlight.html There is a notice for each new posting.