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 Author: Jack Spratt
Title: Jack Spratt's I FEEL SAFE AT HOME

   I FEEL SAFE AT HOME ...  AT LAST!

   I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood
Watch.  NOW, I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at
each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.  The local police,
RCMP and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.  I've
never felt safer.

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