Author: Jack Spratt
Title:  Jack Spratt's  FULL BODY SCANS


FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS: 
 
CATSA disclosed the following

Airport Screening Results 

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :

Terrorists Discovered	     0
Transvestites	  133
Hernias	1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases	3,172
Enlarged Prostates	8,249
Breast Implants	59,350
Natural Blondes	3
 
It was also discovered that 308 politicians
had no balls.
 
Thought you'd like to know.
 

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