Subject: First Time With My Uncle Jim
Story Codes: MF oral inc father daughter uncle niec
Diary Date: July 23, 2005
Author: Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com>
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Summary
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When people hear I have sex with my family they immediately seem to
assume something is weird or kinky about me or even that my parents are
abusive. Nothing could be farther from the truth so rather than just
explain what happened this day I think you should know a few things about
me so you'll better understand the circumstances. If you want to know
more I have written numerous other stories explaining my past further and
my views on incest and my relationships with my parents.
Table of Contents
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Chapter 1 My Life at Home
Chapter 2 Making Plans
Chapter 3 Getting Off On-Line
Chapter 4 Showering With My Dad
Chapter 5 Getting Dressed
Chapter 6 Flirting With My Uncle
Chapter 7 Crossing the Line Sucking My Uncles Dick
Chapter 8 My Uncle Fucks Me
Chapter 9 Almost Caught
Chapter 1 My Life at Home
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I was raised in a home environment which could best be described as
sexually "open" although I hate to use that word. Sex was not something
to be suppressed and hidden but rather viewed as being natural and ALWAYS
to be respected. Although nudity was acceptable we rarely ran around the
house naked unless sunning on the deck, soaking in the hot tub or running
between the bedroom and bathroom.
My parents also taught me that masturbation was a natural response to my
inner sexual nature and nothing to be embarrassed or secretive about. My
parents never tried to hide from me when they masturbated; if anything
they encouraging me as I got older to do the same. For instance, if my
father is watching one of his porn channels, I don't mind if he strokes
himself. Really, why should he just sit there suffering with his
erection when he can so easily address his needs?
Similarly I chat a lot on my computer, sitting on the couch in our family
room while my parents watch TV or talk. Quite often I will get turned on
by someone and so I will start to masturbate as I chat. Usually my
parents simply ignore me although more than a few times Dad has offered
to help me out!
While my parents didn't mind if I saw them masturbating, sex between them
was something they kept between themselves while I grew up and was one of
the few times their bedroom door was closed to me. It wasn't until I was
sixteen and came home early from a party that I got my first look at my
parents having sex. I secretly watched them making love in our hot tub
from my darkened bedroom window which overlooked the deck. It was then,
seeing my father's hard cock disappearing inside my mother's pussy,
watching them share their love for one another so intimately and wholly,
that I realized I wanted that for myself as well.
At the time I assumed it was only me that had those feelings so for the
next couple of weeks I "seduced" my dad until finally one day my dream
came true and he fucked me in my own bed. It wasn't long before my mom
joined in after which I learned about their relationship with my aunt and
soon I was with her as well.
I was a bit surprised to learn that it really wasn't necessary for me to
"seduce" my dad as he had been wanting me since the first time I held his
cock back when I was barely eight years old. It turns out my parents
wanted me to make my own decision as to whether or not I wanted to have
sex with them so while they carefully provided me with the opportunity,
it wasn't until I made my desires clear beyond a shadow of a doubt that
my dad was able to fulfill his desires.
In the four years since then Ive maintained an active sex life, to say
the least, while continuing my incestual relationship with my parents and
aunt. My parents take their marriage vows very seriously while at the
same time they believe just as strongly in the bonds of their family
unit. Because they are married, neither of them has ever had sex with
anyone outside their immediate family (OK, there was one small exception
involving my father but not worth the time to explain here).
My mother and Aunt Linda were with their dad starting in their early
teens (Linda was barely twelve the first time) and they continued to give
themselves to him even after each was married. The only problem is that
both sisters had daughters and my aunt is divorced so while today my dad
gets to be with four women (my cousin Kristi joined in soon after she
turned sixteen) while my mom has been limited to just my dad for sex
since the death of her father.
My dad's two brothers are both married with children, and while they are
males and thus can't be blamed for eying my ass (more than a just few
times at that!), they've never made any move toward me that could be
interpreted as a true sexual advance.
My dad's side of the family has always been more traditional in their
sexual principles and so unfortunately we have not been able to include
them in our more intimate times together. The sad thing is that
according to my dad, back in their teen years he and his brothers were
pretty wild. My dad told me that while he was in high school he and his
brothers fucked several girls together on dates, usually just one but
once took on two - my mom and her younger sister!
Since my parents got married my dad and his brothers have not even
discussed the "good old days" let alone actually done anything. Strange
how things change as people grow up.
My Uncle Jim is my dad's younger brother and is now almost 39. He and my
aunt Shari have three kids - Rick who just turned seventeen, Kate who is
fourteen, and finally Tammy who turned thirteen just a few weeks ago.
Rick is a jock and a hunk. Ive admired his lean hard body many times
when we were swimming in their pool and I know he has sneaked more than
his share of naughty peeks at me. Kate was a miniature of her mother - a
total prude and already sexually repressed.
Tammy seems determined to be contrary to everything her older sister does
and is destined to be the new school slut, taking over the reins from her
older cousin Kristi. I know her mom does all she can to rein her in and
somehow the cute little thing is still a virgin but if the boys in school
are looking at her the way my dad is, she won't be for much longer! My
dad never fails to get totally horny when she is around him and I get
such a kick out of how fast his erection appears when she prances about
in her little bikini either by their pool or our hot tub.
Last Sunday my parents and I were over at my Uncle Jim's house for a swim
on a hot day after church. To make a long story short, I found some time
to be alone with Tammy in her room and introduced her to cybersex and
eventually she had her first lesbian experience with me. It was also a
first for me the first time I had ever been with a girl anywhere near
her age. Before this the youngest girl I'd been with was my cousin
Kristi and she was already seventeen the first time we did anything more
than watch each other masturbate.
I have to admit that there have been many times at church youth group
meetings and when I babysat that I have fantasized about sex with younger
boys and girls but I have always kept these thoughts to my imagination
and would never cross that line. I think everyone should indulge in
fantasies, no matter how kinky or wild they may be so long as they remain
that fantasies!
Tammy is my cousin and part of my family so I didn't see anything wrong
with doing it with her at the time. However, on the way home I told my
parents about it and while my dad was turned on something fierce (god he
had such a HUGE erection!) my mom was furious and adamant about me not
pushing her into anything further. Looking at my dad's crotch, she
specifically told my dad to keep his cock away from her until she got
older!
Well, despite my mom's reaction for some reason having sex with Tammy
made me look a lot closer at my father's side of the family - much more
than I ever had before and I started thinking of all the times my Uncle
Jim had taken a long look at my ass. Even when I was little I noticed
that he liked to sneak a look at my bottom whenever he thought nobody was
looking. As I got older the more my ass rounded out and the more
attention he gave to it.
Last week we were all in the pool when I rode on his shoulders with my
legs wrapped around his as we played a game. He was helping me stay in
place by holding my legs and his hands were definitely a lot higher up on
my legs than was necessary much higher indeed to the point where he was
touching my crotch. I knew he was just going for a quick feel but it was
still nice to know I turned him on enough to take what he must have
thought to be a major risk.
The fact that my aunt is such a prude made my thoughts about my uncle
even all the more erotic by the thoughts of how upset she would be if she
even knew what I was thinking, let alone actually did anything with her
husband.
Chapter 2 Making Plans
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This morning during breakfast my father told my mom that he was going to
head over to watch some baseball game with his brother. This wasn't
unusual as he and his brothers had remained close over the years and they
often hung out with each other. "Watching the game" was a euphemism for
drinking beer, reminiscing about the "good old days", and general guy
talk; all of which was somehow rationalized by having a sporting event
playing on the television.
I don't think it really mattered what type of game it was or who was
playing, they just enjoyed being together. Typically this male bonding
ritual was something I avoided like the plague but this morning I
surprised him by asking if I could tag along.
"Are you sure Kelly?" he asked me with a curious look on his face,
"You'll be the only one there besides us. Jim told me that everyone was
going to be out doing things today. Rick has a game and the girls will
be at some party for one of Kate's friends."
"What about Shari?" my mom inquired.
"Oh she'll be there," my dad answered, "I just didn't think Kelly would
be interested in going without the kids being there, especially Tammy."
My dad winked at me and my mother slapped him on the side of the head
saying, "Now you know what I said about her last week!" Then she turned
to me with this piercing look in her eyes and suddenly her eyebrows
lifted as if a light bulb had just flipped on in her head."
"Now wait just a minute young lady, what do you have going on inside your
twisted little mind this morning?" she said in a tone that indicated she
already knew the answer to her question.
As for my dad, he wasn't an overpaid corporate lawyer for nothing; he
immediately caught on to my mother's train of thought but his reaction
was substantially different. He sucked in a big breath and then sighed
saying, "Oh Kelly, you're not thinking about trying to seduce my brother
are you? Mind telling us just what made you suddenly dream this one up?"
I couldn't help but smile and roll my eyes. God, am I really THAT
transparent these days? I couldn't believe how fast my parents deduced
my true intentions but then if I am honest with myself, why shouldn't
they? At this point though I still wasn't sure where they were heading
so I figured I may as well go for it and find out.
"Well, you guys must have noticed how Uncle Jim is always looking at my
ass and down my tops whenever he can?"
My dad tried to suppress a smirk and my mom just grimaced. Yep, they had
noticed!
"Then last week in the pool, don't you remember his reaction when Tammy
and me "accidentally" pulled each other's tops off?"
My dad definitely remembered THAT moment, he was staring at Tammy and my
uncle was drilling holes in my chest with his eyes.
"AND, did you know he felt up my crotch while we were playing in the pool
and I was riding his shoulders?"
My dad smiled broadly at that last one and shook his head. "Well Kelly,
I have a suspicion that most guys would look at your ass if you give them
a chance. Even though they may THINK about fucking you, it doesn't mean
they would. Just because Jim let himself get carried away once in the
pool doesn't mean that he meant anything serious by it. I know for a
fact that Jim has never cheated on Shari, even though their sex life has
been crap for years and don't you DARE mention that to anyone by the
way! It could be very awkward for all of us if you tried anything and he
didn't go along with it."
My face must have betrayed my disappointment. I'd been masturbating all
week dreaming up ways to seduce my uncle and now I couldn't believe my
own dad, the last person I would expect this from, was the one putting a
cold towel on my dreams.
I looked to my mom for support; if anything I thought she would be the
one to encourage me since if I brought my uncle into our special family
circle then she would have another cock for herself as well. My mom
hadn't fucked another guy besides my dad in the past twenty five years
and although I knew she loved my dad unconditionally, having another cock
was something she certainly dreamed about.
My mom has confessed to me how she wished they had been able to have
another child and that it would have been a boy so when dad was having
sex with me she could have had him as well. I use to dream in bed what
it would have been like to have a brother. I could never decide which
would have been better an older brother who would have taken his
younger sister or a younger brother who I could teach and let him
experiment with me.
My dad started to laugh. "Oh come on, don't even try your pouting look
on me this morning. OK... I tell you what; you can come with me and do
whatever your dirty little mind can dream up but you have to promise me
one thing if he resists at all, even just a little bit, you have to
quit and pretend it was all just a joke or something."
We both jumped at the sound of a coffee cup slamming down on the table.
My mom looked at him with her eyes open incredulously. "Good lord John,
you've GOT to be kidding! Excuse me but just what were you planning to
do about Shari? God, she would have a seizure if she caught Kelly just
teasing Jim let alone anything else your horny daughter might be
planning."
My mom could see that my dad had made up his mind though so she finally
she gave up protesting and just shook her head saying, "Well, I had
better come with you two. After all, someone has to make sure Shari is
occupied."
She paused and seemed to think it over one more time and then said with a
note of resignation, "Well, I just hope the two of you know what the hell
you're doing."
I got up and gave my mom and dad each a big hug and a kiss, thanking them
for being so wonderful and supportive. Once again my parents proved why
they are the best in the world! In describing it now the whole situation
seems surreal. I mean, how many husbands and wives sit around the
breakfast table debating whether to not their daughter should fuck her
uncle?
Even for my family this was opening up new territory since other than my
one time with Tammy, nobody on my dad's side had ever been involved with
us sexually. There was certainly an element of danger but the rewards
were so promising it was worth it in my mind.
Chapter 3 Getting Off On-Line
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The ballgame, or whatever it was, didn't start until sometime in the
afternoon so there were still a few hours to kill before we headed over.
I decided to go up to my room and chat on-line for a while. There were a
few people available and as usual, everyone started out with, "How are
you?" or some variation on the theme. Ugh! I get soooooo tired of
answering that question twenty times a day.
I recently was chatting with another girl who has her own web site and
she even has posted a notice on her site begging people to be original
and NOT ask that question. As usual most of the guys just wanted to meet
and fuck me. I have spent hours writing up articles on my web site
explaining my views on that but nobody listens!
Just as I was about to log off in exasperation a good looking guy
volunteered to cam for me and I played with myself lightly as I watched
him masturbate. I don't think I will ever get bored watching men
masturbating on-line for me to watch. Seeing a guy stroking his erect
cock, telling me how badly he wants me to suck it, how much he wants to
fuck me with it, is so incredibly erotic for me even though in reality he
knows so little about me. I'm not afraid to admit it boosts the ol' ego
knowing that I'm sexy enough to excite him to the point where he cums all
over himself - just for me! I can't believe that any girl, no matter
whether she is a prude or a slut, could possibly watch such a show and
then honestly say that it didn't turn her on not to mention making her
horny as hell.
A number of people also send me pics of their spouse and family which is
also a big turn-on for me. It makes it so much more personal for me to
know their families. For married men I get turned on seeing pics of the
wife he is willing to betray just to be with me. I love looking at them,
imagining his wife catching him fucking me, then forced to watch me
seducing her unfaithful husband, watching me take his lust which should
have been given to her. Sometimes I dream of being with their son or
daughter too. Well, it never hurts to fantasize!
Chapter 4 Showering With My Dad
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After cumming as I watched him and then chatting with some other people,
I decided to check out just how horny my dad still was this morning. As
usual he had woke me up to fuck me but I could always go for another
round! My mom had stayed in the kitchen to clean up after breakfast and
was probably on the phone with a friend
I saw my dad go into the bathroom and soon afterwards the shower started.
Shutting doors was not something we bothered with so by looking out my
bedroom door across to the bathroom (which was directly across the hall),
I watched as my naked father stepping into the shower. His cock was
hanging loose from his thick cluster of coarse black pubic hair and my
mouth watered at the sight of it, not to mention the twinge I felt
between my legs!
I waited for him to get started with his shower and then stripped off the
t- shirt I had been wearing this morning and walked silently into the
bathroom. I could see the blurred image of my nude father through the
wet shower stall doors and my hand instantly reached between my legs
where my pussy was still wet from my recent on-line shenanigans.
I knocked on the glass shower door and asked, "Hey, want some company?"
The door slid open a few inches and my dad peeked out with a big grin on
his face. "Sure! There's always room in here for my little girl!"
"Dad! I'm twenty years old now!" I protested, although not very hard.
He just smiled and said, "It doesn't matter how old you are, you'll
always be my little girl." He opened the door enough for me to get in.
The shower stall really wasn't all that large so it was impossible to be
in there without our bodies touching. I could feel his cock pressing
against my back as I leaned back against him. Damn! He was already
hard!
"Hmmmmmm, I wonder what's sticking in my back?" I asked coyly.
"Why don't you turn around and see for yourself my little slut," dad
replied in a husky voice.
Well, he certainly didn't have to ask twice! I twisted myself around in
the shower until we were facing each other. Our hips were pressed
together and his cock was pressing against my stomach, almost between my
boobs since he was so much taller than me. The water was pouring down
between us and so he slid easily across my skin as I wiggled for him.
"Mmmmmmm, looks delicious," I purred, ready to pounce on it like a
starving cat on a mouse.
My dad put his hands on my shoulders and pressed downward, a not too
subtle hint followed by an even less subtle comment, "Well, if it looks
so good then why not try it and find out for yourself?"
Carefully I kneeled down, my feet against the shower stall wall and my
knees between his feet. His cock was right at face level and the way the
water was running off it made it look like he was peeing! Well, if there
is one thing I am NOT into it is any form of THAT type of sex but I just
shook off the image and went to work.
Putting my arms around him, I clutched his butt, one cheek in each hand,
and took the head of his hard cock in my mouth. A deep groan escaped
from my dad as my tongue played along the ridge running along the bottom
of his cock head. I sucked his wet hard cock like a popsicle, taking
more of him in and then letting it slide out.
In the meantime the shower water was pouring down around me, soaking my
hair and keeping his crotch hair packed down. My dad held my head in his
hands, helping me to suck him in rhythm with his thrusts as he drove his
cock down my throat until my face was pressed against the base of his
cock. Since he had fucked me and cum in me not much more than an hour
before, I was hungry to taste his cum in my mouth so I just stayed there
on my knees and kept sucking my dad's wonderful stiff cock.
I knew he loved watching his daughter take his cock in her mouth and I
looked up at him and tried to smile as best I could with a mouthful of
dick. It made me feel so good inside knowing he was this hard because of
me. How blessed I was that my own father loved me so much he let me
satisfy his deepest needs.
"Oh god Kelly!... Mmmmmmm that feels soooooo damn good," he said as our
eyes met, "You know, I couldn't ask for a better daughter."
Those were the words I craved, a compliment that meant more to me than
anything. I want desperately to please my father and to hear him tell me
what a wonderful daughter I was to him was the sweetest thing he could
say to me at this moment. I would do anything to make him happy, give
myself to him in any way he asked, anywhere he wanted me, anything to
have my daddy's love.
Finally I felt his ass tighten under my hands and he pulled my head into
his crotch, driving his cock even deeper into my mouth. I felt his cock
surge in my mouth as a huge load of cum surged down my throat, almost
gagging me with the warm sticky fluid. It was followed by another and
yet another stream of his cum, overflowing my mouth already filled with
his hard cock. The cum dripped out of the corners of my mouth and down
to the bottom of the shower stall where it was washed away down the
drain. I kept his cock in my mouth and continued sucking him after he
had finished cumming.
He jumped a bit and groaned loudly when suddenly the door slid open and
my mom popped her head into the opening saying, "Well I should have
known. For heaven's sake can't you two EVER be in the same room without
going at it?"
I let my dad's now soft cock slip from between my lips. My dad turned
off the shower and I looked up at her, still on my knees holding my dad's
ass with a big grin on my face, "Sorry mom... just couldn't resist."
My mom just laughed and opened the door the rest of the way. "Well, if
you two are about finished, how about letting me have the shower?"
I stood up and gave her a kiss. As she opened her mouth to touch tongues
I spit some of my dad's cum into her mouth. She swallowed it down and
smiled at me. My dad and I got out of the shower and she closed the door
to get cleaned up.
My dad smacked me on the ass playfully saying, "Well, get going and get
dressed if you want to come with me!. Then he added on with a grin,
"Well, on second thought, don't get TOO dressed!"
I giggled and ran off into my room where I tried to decide what to wear
as I dried my hair. At first I just let it hang naturally at first and
then on second thought I pulled it back into a ponytail and looked into
the mirror, holding it back with one hand. Something about a ponytail
makes me look a couple of years younger so I decided to keep it that way.
Chapter 5 Getting Dressed
===========================
Rummaging through my dresser I pulled out a pair of denim cutoffs that
should definitely attract some attention. Not only were they cut
ridiculously short, leaving barely any material in the crotch and letting
my ass cheeks hang out, but they were ripped in a few places in the ass
which was going to let my bare butt show through since I had no intention
of wearing any panties today.
I debated between a tight cami and a tube top. Each had their strong
points but it seemed like everyone was wearing a cami these days so I
went with the tube top. It was only a few inches wide so it didn't cover
much but then I didn't want it to anyway. The thing I liked about it was
I (or someone else?) could easily slide it up or down off my breasts,
depending on the situation and whether I wanted to strip or just give
someone access.
I finished the outfit off with my sneakers and looked at myself in the
full length mirror on the back of my bedroom door. Well, if nothing else
I knew my Aunt Shari would be horrified when she saw me and normally that
would have been satisfaction enough. She was always lecturing my mom
about for letting me dress like a slut but my mom just ignored her.
Today though I had more on my mind than upsetting Aunt Shari. If Uncle
Jim didn't get the hint when I wore this outfit, it was indeed a lost
cause!
My parents were already down in the basement in the family room waiting
for me. My mom was also in a shorts outfit with a plaid blouse which was
not nearly as revealing as mine to be sure. My dad had jean shorts and a
Pitt college t-shirt on so we looked like a typical all-American family
heading out for a day at the park.
Both of my parents looked me over as I entered although I think with
different inspection criteria. Mom just rolled her eyes, probably
anticipating the lecture she was sure to get from Aunt Shari later on.
My dad smiled and walked over to me, grabbing my butt with his strong
hand.
"Now THAT'S what I call a pair of shorts!" he declared, "You've always
had a sweet ass and these are perfect for showing it off."
Chapter 6 Flirting With My Uncle
==================================
We all got in the car and drove over to their house. Shari met us at the
door and as soon as she saw me I saw her lips purse and her eyes
narrowed. I had the distinct feeling she was already preparing her
speech for mom! She and mom went off to the kitchen while my dad and I
headed into the family room where Uncle Rick was already watching TV.
My dad was leading and since the chair was facing away from the door,
Uncle Rick didn't realize at first that I was with my dad. They bear-
hugged and my uncle started in about how great the game was going to be
and all that jabber when my dad interrupted him and pointed over to where
I was hanging back at the doorway.
"Hope you don't mind but Kelly asked if she could watch the game with
us," he said.
My uncle turned his head and saw me. His eyes widened involuntarily and
I noticed they immediately dropped to my ass before he caught himself and
said, "Sure John. Come on in Kelly! Didn't know you were interested in
the game or we would've invited you in the first place."
I walked in and plopped down on one of the couches. Their family room
was laid out almost exactly like ours was with two recliners positioned
in front of the big screen TV and a couple of couches on the side walls.
I sat Indian style with my legs crossed under me which I knew gave him a
great view of my crotch. The crotch material was so narrow that if I
wasn't shaved then I would have had pubic hair flowing out from each
side. I smiled coyly with a glance at my dad who was enjoying the view
just as much as my uncle.
"Well Uncle Jim," I said softly, "just goes to show there's a lot of
things that interest me you may not know about."
I left it at that and hoped he got the message. As the game started I
noticed several times that Uncle Jim was eyeing me but trying not to be
TOO obvious about it. I naturally pretended not to notice but made sure
my legs were always spread wide apart for him. After about twenty
minutes I excused myself to go to restroom but what I really did was just
turn the corner and listened to them.
"Fuck John," my uncle exclaimed, "Kelly has really grown up. I don't
know how the hell do you do it. I mean, sure she's your daughter and all
but you can't not see she's sexy as hell."
I could hear my dad laugh a bit at that. "Yea, and it's hard to believe
her mother was younger than her when I married her."
"Yea, she does remind me of her mom back then," my uncle agreed, "Shit,
remember the times we had together with the sisters back then?"
My ears perked at that. I knew my uncles had fucked my mom and her
sister when they were teens before my dad married Mom but they never
really said much about it. I was hoping to get more details but my uncle
switched the conversation back to me again not that I minded the
subject material!
"You know Kelly drives Shari absolutely bonkers the way she dresses and
teases when she's over here. She also complains that she's a bad
influence on the girls, especially Tammy. So just between us, is she
just a tease or what?"
My dad must have been hesitating to answer because Uncle Jim pressed him
for an answer saying, "Oh come on John, we're brothers so spill it!"
"Well...," my dad strung him on for a bit longer but then he said, "she
is certainly a tease as you can see today. Now don't tell Mary but she
puts her mother to shame in the slut department. Believe it or not she
tells us everything when she comes home from a date and I do mean
EVERYTHING. I have to tell ya, it gets pretty hot sometimes!"
Uncle Jim whistled softly. "Damn!... I have to tell ya John, if she
weren't your daughter I would be seriously considering cheating on Shari.
I've kept my dick at home so far but a girl like her would be worth it."
I held my breath, knowing that I couldn't stay away much longer and at
the same time, this was a great opening if my father wanted to use it.
Good old dad, he never missed anything. "So what does her being my
daughter have to do with anything?" my dad said. A long pause passed and
finally my uncle made the next move. "Ah John... are you saying what I
think you are?"
I would have loved to be able to see them, to see the looks on their
faces. My dad probably was looking all smug and mysterious, leading his
brother on while Uncle Jim was hopefully starting to get hard at the
thought of fucking me and now suddenly realizing that maybe there was
actually a chance of it!
"Well, why not" my dad replied. "She's IS twenty you know, not a
teenager anymore, so she can do who she wants. Besides, she thinks
you're hot although god help me if I know why."
I didn't hear anything but my uncle must have given my dad a questioning
look because my dad continued on, "Well, I told you she tells us
everything. Remember last time we were in your pool and you had your
hands between her legs? Well, that was all she could talk about when we
got home. Just how high DID you reach between them anyway you sex fiend?
She was really turned on is all I know!"
I figured the die was cast so no need to wait any longer. I coughed and
then walked back into the room as if I had not heard a word of what they
had been discussing. I noticed immediately that my uncle was sitting
with his legs crossed, most likely so I wouldn't notice the hard-on he
probably had at the moment.
I acted naοve and innocent saying, "Um, why are you both staring at me?"
I shifted my weight between my feet which had the effect of making my
hips move back and forth seductively. "Did I do something wrong?"
"Oh no!" they both said in unison.
It was like catching two kids with their hands in the cookie jar but
declaring they were innocent. The truth was written all over their
faces. Instead of getting back on the couch, this time I laid down on
the carpet in front of them with my legs bent up at the knees and spread
just enough to let them have a partial view of my crotch. With my legs
like this my shorts were pulled up deep into my pussy slit and it must
have looked like I had nothing on at all.
Suddenly I heard Aunt Shari coming and I quickly crossed my ankles so she
didn't see what I had been showing her horny husband. She was carrying a
tray of chips and salsa and put them on the table between the two
recliners. She asked how the game was going but was clearly bored by it
and didn't hang around very long. As soon as she was gone I resumed my
position, spreading my legs just a bit more to give them an even better
view of my crotch.
A few minutes later it was my Dad's turn to excuse himself, muttering
something about only renting it. As he walked by me he reached down and
spanked my bottom. I squealed like a schoolgirl and pretended not to
like it but couldn't help but giggle a bit. When he was out of uncle's
sight he turned and winked at me. I knew what that meant "go for it
girl!"
Well, it was now or never. Still laying on my stomach, I reached my hand
underneath me and between my legs and then started to rub myself through
my shorts. I would have rather pulled them to one side and touched
myself directly but the shorts were so damn tight the crotch material was
already stretched between my pussy lips so I just rubbed around them. I
was already pretty worked up from listening to them earlier so I was damp
and easy to slide over.
It always feels good to touch myself so it wasn't long before I was
squirming on floor but so far my uncle didn't say a word and I didn't
hear anything except for what sounding like him shifting his weight in
the chair. It wasn't long before my Dad came back. He made enough noise
for me to hear him coming so I stopped playing with myself just before he
entered the room again. I sat up on the floor after he was back in his
chair. My uncle's face was a little red and I smiled at him coyly. Then
I walked over to my dad and put my hands on my hips.
"Daddy, do you mind if I sit on your lap for a while?" I asked him.
I looked over at my uncle who had a questioning look on his face,
probably wondering what a twenty year-old girl was doing asking to sit on
her dad's lap.
"Sure babe," he responded and positioned himself in the chair for me.
I sat down such that I was sideways in the chair with my legs over the
arm of the chair and his arm behind my back. I was actually facing away
from Uncle Jim at this point so he couldn't see the expression in my
face. I smiled at my dad and stuck my tongue out like I was trying to
lick something. He got the message I wanted to lick my Uncle's cock!
Mmmmmmm, I could feel my dad's cock growing under me. For a moment I
considered touching it but then common sense returned as I knew that as
hot as my uncle may be over me, he still was light years away from being
ready to know that his brother was fucking his own daughter. After about
fifteen minutes or so my dad complained that I was getting too heavy for
him and I needed to get off. I protested that I wanted to sit in his lap
when my uncle came to my "rescue".
"Hey Kelly, you can sit on my lap if you want to," he offered.
Bingo!! He finally made a move and my heart fluttered as for the first
time today I was certain that it was going to happen! It was just a
matter of time now, time to go through the little games men and women
play which lead up to the ultimate moment they both want from the start
but have been conditioned all their lives not to say directly.
I looked at my dad and he just smiled and shrugged his shoulders as if he
had no say in the matter. Oh yea, as if he had nothing to do with
getting things along as far as they were so far!
Just as had I sat with my back to my uncle when I was on my dad's lap, I
did the same on my uncle's lap. I knew it would frustrate my dad who
probably had hoped to watch everything but I knew my Uncle Jim was still
going to be a bit shy about doing anything with his niece, especially
with her father right there so I wanted to give him all the help I could.
I put one arm around his neck so my boobs were right under his face.
With my tube top he had a great view of my cleavage as it had slipped
almost down to my nipples. Needless to say I didn't adjust it!
We started to watch the game again, each of us acting as though we were
really interested in it. It was amusing the way he kept both hands on
the arms of the recliner, as far away from me as he could while at the
same time I was hugging him and squeezing myself as tightly up to him as
possible. Finally I figured it was up to me to take yet another step
forward so I picked up the hand in front of me and placed it on my bare
thigh.
"Would you mind rubbing my leg Uncle Jim?" I asked in my best helpless
little girl voice. "It's been so sore lately. I don't know what I did
to it!"
No sooner had I said it, I was struck with how totally lame I sounded. I
mean, that was about as original as if I had sighed over how hot it was
and started removing my clothes. The last thing I wanted was to sound
like some cheesy line from a stupid teen movie but it was the only thing
that popped up in my mind at the time and now I was stuck with it.
Fortunately my uncle was willing to accept any signal from me, no matter
how clichι, He didn't say anything but his hand moved down to my calf and
he slowly kneaded it firmly. He gradually worked his way up, first
massaging my knee and then my thigh. Even though I couldn't wait for him
to get higher, my leg actually DID feel better. Given different
circumstances I could have just closed my eyes and let him massage my leg
like this for another hour or so but there were better things to do so
far as I was concerned!
When his hand reached my cutoffs he was less than an inch away from my
wet crotch. I shifted in his lap and spread my legs slightly further
apart. The wet crotch of my shorts again disappeared inside the slit of
my pussy, embraced by my wet pussy lips.
Uncle Jim looked over at my dad, probably seeking assurance that
everything was still OK with him. My dad must have signaled his approval
because my uncle's hand suddenly moved until he was holding my inner
thigh with his index finger toying along my all but bare pussy.
I felt myself tingle in response - God it felt good! He ran his finger
up and down my crotch, tracing lightly along my sensitive pussy lips and
then running small circles on the soft skin of my inner thigh. I closed
my eyes and moaned softly to let him know I was enjoying it. I tilted to
the side so my hand could reach underneath my butt and press down on his
crotch.
I was pleased to find that he was erect; indeed I would have been deeply
disappointed if he hadn't been! I traced the outline of his cock against
his shorts and saw his eyes widen. He started to take his hand off my
leg but I used my other hand to put it back on my leg again. I started
rubbing him through his shorts, still not saying a word.
Chapter 7 Crossing the Line Sucking My Uncles Dick
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"Uh... Kelly...I don't know about this," he stammered. Evidently he was
having second thoughts. I twisted my head around and saw my dad watching
our every move.
"It's ok, isn't it daddy?" I asked my dad, "Tell Uncle Jim it's ok."
"Of course babe, do whatever your Uncle Jim wants Kelly." He chuckled for
a second, "After all, I KNOW what you want!"
I turned my attention back to my uncle saying, "C'mon Uncle Jim, I've
seen the way you have looked at me in the past. You want me and I know
it. Time to quit playing games."
I could tell from his expression that my uncle was having a fierce moral
debate within himself. I have no doubt he has masturbated in the past
thinking about me, especially after the "lost top" accident in their pool
the last time I was there and I was sure he wanted me.
On the other hand he had two huge conflicts. First, of course, was that
he was married but I knew from past experience how easily that barrier
could be overcome! The bigger problem he seemed to be having was the
fact that I was his niece. No matter how horny he may have gotten over
me before, it was an entirely different thing to make a move on a girl
whose father was your brother and he was sitting right next you!
"John, you really sure about this?" he asked yet again.
My dad let out a deep breath in frustration. "For crying out loud I told
you before she's 20 and can do what she wants. You don't need my
permission. Sheesh, what happened to my sexual daredevil brother? Damn
boy, Shari's got you pussy-whipped!" Uncle Jim snorted at that but my dad
kept on. "Shit, don't give me that! Now are you going to fuck her or
not? If so you'd better get going before your missionary-only wife
decides to return!"
I've heard it said numerous times that life is stranger than fiction and
boy was I getting a lesson in that today! I have dreamed of fucking my
uncle for years and masturbated more times than I can remember
fantasizing about how it would be the first time we did it.
Well, absolutely NONE of those dreams had ever come even close to what
was happening now in real life! My fantasies centered around me teasing
him or him spying on me in private, all of which eventually led to our
first sexual encounter. In some of those dreams my aunt was nearby but
always safely tucked away, involved in something or another that kept her
away from us as long as was needed.
My parents were never involved in these dreams, at least not the "first
time" ones. Well, now that it was really happening everything was upside
down. My mom and aunt were in another room and could walk in at any time
with little or no warning. Hopefully my mom was handling things but with
my stubborn Aunt Shari you never could be sure.
My dad was acting more like my pimp than my father; practically daring my
uncle to fuck me right in front of him. The whole thing was like some
bizarre fairy tale which was starting to make me feel a little out of
control, not a sensation I enjoy to be honest. My head was spinning as I
tried to take everything in my uncle's hand which was now pressed
tightly on my wet pussy, rubbing my clit though my shorts and driving me
crazy; my dad watching and doing who knows what else by now; and finally
there was my mom and aunt having coffee, my aunt having no idea that her
husband was not only about to commit adultery for the first time, but
with his own niece at that.
To make it even worse (at least front her perspective), two of what she
considered to be mortal sins were about to take place just a few rooms
down from where she was!
Well, the cards had been dealt and I had to play the hand I was given or
fold. Quitting was NOT an option at this point we had all crossed the
line and now there was no "the jury will disregard the pervious events"
proclamation that could be made. I put my mouth to my uncle's ear and
whispered the two words I knew were guaranteed to turn on every
heterosexual male
..
"Fuck me!" I whispered hoarsely, "I want you to fuck me Uncle Jim."
My dad was smiling. Although he couldn't hear I am sure he knew what I
was saying after all he had heard those same words himself many times
and I knew they never failed to do the trick.
Today was not going to be an exception either from the response I got
from my uncle! His hand cupped my whole crotch and he pulled upward,
gripping my whole pussy in his hand and sending a surge of pleasure
through me as my clit was compressed under the pressure of his hand. I
got out of the chair and dropped my shorts as he watched. I pulled my
tube top down such that it encircled my torso just below my boobs.
"So what do you think Uncle Jim?" I asked seductively. I wasn't really
looking for a verbal response as the lust in his eyes and the bulge in
his shorts was all I had to see. It was time to free that bulge so I
unzipped his shorts.
He lifted his hips to help me to pull them down to his knees. He was
wearing boxers which quickly followed his shorts revealing a nice hard
cock surrounded by a lush bush of coarse pubic hair. Hmmmmmm, the family
resemblance was uncanny! With the recliner down Uncle Jim scooted to the
edge of the chair so his balls hung free and his cock was sticking
straight out, all hard and ready for me!
I kneeled in front of him and held his cock with one hand, playing with
his thick thatch of pubic hair. I cupped his balls in my other hand and
gently rolled them with my fingers, careful not to squeeze them too
tightly. I looked up at him with a smile on his face and he was staring
at me, licking his lips unconsciously in anticipation of what we both
knew I was about to do. He glanced quickly over to my dad who now had
his hand down his shorts, getting himself off as he watched his daughter
preparing to give his married brother the best blowjob of his life.
"Oh fuck, you can't do this!" he whispered but he didn't do anything to
back up his words.
I just smiled in reply and let my mouth go to work on him. I took his
head into my mouth and felt him jerk as my tongue immediately went to
play over him. I believe that using my tongue is the most important
element of a good blowjob. Too many girls seem to think all they have to
do is use their mouth like another vagina and just stroke the guy in and
out. Sure that eventually works but they are missing the one element
that I'm told makes a blowjob so satisfying when done well using the
snake in my mouth to caress and toy with every sensitive area of his
cock. Just as most girls (me included) love having their clit played
with when being fucked, guys seem to love it when their cock gets the
extra attention a talented tongue can give in addition to the lips that
surround them as they stroke.
As I took more of him in my mouth, I let my tongue run up the back side
of his cock, along the hard ridge that forms when he gets erect. The
with his head barely in my mouth, I let my tongue run around the ridge of
his cock head, running up the slit and then tickling his hole.
Finally I took him all in, forcing his cock into my throat to get him all
in. There is always that immediate gag reflex but once you get use to it
and let his cock push deeper it quickly passes and I can hold his cock
down my throat basically as long as I can hold my breath. I twisted my
head as I deep-throated my uncle and he couldn't help but moan from the
intense sexual pleasure I was giving him.
"Oh my god, you're fucking incredible," he forced out between a series of
moans, "Who taught you to suck a cock like this?"
I wasn't about to stop so I could say anything, let alone tell him who my
mentor was. I wondered what his reaction would have been if I told him
that is was my mom who had spent hours with me over the years perfecting
my technique. I loved it because she would show me first what to do,
letting me watch her suck my father's cock and then having me to try and
duplicate her style while my dad would tell me how I was doing. My
father was a great subject to practice on and I am not sure who loved our
teaching sessions more him or us!
My dad was watching of course and was grinning from ear to ear. He was
so proud of me and after one particularly guttural groan, my dad couldn't
help but brag a little about me saying, "Well, tell me Jim, does my
daughter know how to suck a dick or what?"
"Jesus Christ John, she's fucking incredible! Oh shit, I can't hold back
Anymore..."
He lifted his hips up to drive himself into my mouth and then his cock
simply exploded, spewing load after load of his warm sperm into my mouth.
Mmmmmmm it tasted good and I sucked hard on him to draw every drop out
that I could. I deliberately let some of it spill from my mouth and down
my chin and let it drip to the floor below us. His cock slipped from my
mouth and I looked up at him with a nasty grin on my face, blowing
bubbles from my lips through the cum I had pushed up from my mouth.
Sperm was dripping from my chin so I used his cock to scoop it back into
my mouth. I opened my mouth one more time to show them both his present
to me as it pooled on my tongue and then swallowed it down.
Uncle Jim leaned back in the chair, panting and sweating. I wasn't
finished yet, he hadn't fucked me and not only did I want it, frankly I
felt I'd earned it. I stood up in front of him and reached for his head
with both hands and then pulled him to my hungry pussy. His tongue
reached out and licked my pussy slit, reaching my clit and my knees went
weak as an instant orgasm hit me.
Uncle Jim wrapped his arms around me and pulled my pussy tightly into his
face, smearing my pussy cum all over it and letting his tongue lap me
like a cat with a bowl of milk. He was damn good, I had to give him
credit for that! I lifted my right leg up onto the seat next to him to
give him better access to my pussy and he drove his talented tongue
further up inside of me. He wiggled it inside of me and I pulled his
head even tighter into my crotch, trying to drive him even deeper. I
could feel myself starting to cum again and I wanted it to happen badly.
"Don't stop," I begged him in a hoarse whisper, "Please don't stop now...
make me Cum...oh God please make me cum hard Uncle Jim."
Naturally he couldn't answer with his face buried in my pussy but I knew
he heard me from the way his tongue moved even faster and deeper into me.
His nose was pressed against my clit, rubbing it simultaneously as he his
tongue flicked in and out of my pussy.
I moaned, almost letting it loose but somehow remembering I couldn't as I
sank into a haze of sexual pleasure. Nothing existed for me at that
moment but the feel of his tongue on me. Each time it touched me was
like a jolt of electricity shooting through me, giving me the most
incredible sensations that I only feel during sex.
This is what drives me to sex, what makes me plead for it and beg for it
if need be; what forces me to masturbate every opportunity I have. It is
like a drug that sends me to an incredible high and leaves me wanting it
again and again and again. My pussy gushed cum onto my uncle's face,
covering his face with it and he licked it up as best as he could.
Finally it subsided and I returned from wherever it was my orgasm sent me
to see my uncle looking up at me. His face glistened with my cum and he
licked his lips along with a huge smile on his face.
"Cum hard?" he asked.
"Oh yea," I answered, "but not nearly as hard as I will when you fuck
me."
Uncle Jim looked over at my dad saying, "Are you sure John? Sorry, I
just feel strange doing your daughter."
Chapter 8 My Uncle Fucks Me
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My dad is so wonderful! How many fathers would not only offer their
daughter to their brother but proudly watch and get off at the same time?
He just grinned at his brother, "Go for it Jim, remember you owe me one!"
My uncle laughed and I wondered if he realized just how serious my dad
was OR how soon he hoped to capitalize on the favor his brother was going
to owe him! I felt good though knowing that not only was I going to
finally get fucked by my favorite uncle, but it looked like it might help
my dad realize one of his dreams as well. Cool!
I turned around to show my ass to my uncle. At his age I wasn't sure how
quickly he was going to be able to recover from his first orgasm but I
need not have worried. His cock was rigid again and sticking up from his
lap like a firm fleshy banana. Mmmmmmm, he was ready to go and so was I!
I moved backwards into him and bent my knees to lower myself down to him.
He put one hand on my pussy, spreading the lips apart with his fingers
and the other on his cock to guide it home. I lowered myself until I
felt the head pressing against my pussy and then I paused, savoring the
moment.
"You ready to fuck me Uncle Jim?" I asked in a little girl voice. Then I
changed to my patented slutty voice and purred, "Mmmmmmm, I know you've
been wanting to. You wanted to in the pool, didn't you."
"Oh hell yes, but I think you want it just as bad you little slut," he
said, "Now quit yakking and sit on my cock."
Mmmmmmm, he was definitely into it now. I loved the "slut" comment as I
could never have imagined him calling me that in front of my parents
before. I obediently lowered myself down, the weight of me forcing his
hard cock to penetrate me. Like my dad, he wasn't especially large but
he was more than adequate. I felt that familiar pressure between my
legs, forcing them apart as this warm hard piece of flesh violated me.
This was always one of the best times when I am fucked, that first time a
guy enters me and I feel my body resisting, trying to keep the invader
out, then being overcome and yielding to it, welcoming it and absorbing
it. The ridge of his cock head passed into me and then I just dropped
down to drive him into me in one fast motion.
I sat on his lap, my body literally impaled on his dick like a corn dog
on a stick. Looking down, I tried to imagine how his cock looked inside
my pussy, looking at my belly knowing that just inside was my uncle's
cock, throbbing and moving in me. I rose up again until he was barely in
me and then lowered myself down again as slowly as my trembling legs
would let me. I repeated this several times until I heard him groaning
behind me and then speeded it up until I was literally bouncing on his
lap. My ass made a slapping noise each time I hit his lap and he would
grunt when I would drop my full weight down upon him.
After doing him this way for a while I lifted myself off and turned
around. My pussy was screaming at me to get his cock back in it again so
I straddled him and put my knees on the chair on each side of him and
lowered myself down and started fucking him again. He held my ass in his
hands, squeezing my butt while he sucked on my nipples, alternating back
and forth between them. I had one hand on his shoulder and the other
fondling my clit as I rocked back and forth on his cock which had the
same effect as lifting myself up and down but without all the hard work.
I looked over at my dad and he had his shorts pulled down now and was
jerking his cock faster. It was so cool to see him pleasuring himself as
he watched me fucking his brother! It must have been like when they were
teens except now instead of it being my mother they shared it was her
daughter. The second generation had arrived and for a brief second I
wondered if someday my daughter would be in this position. But that was
a fantasy for another day as Uncle Jim grunted for me to get up and he
traded places with me.
I laid back in the chair until my pussy was at the edge and my feet were
on the floor. Uncle Jim spread my legs far apart and put his finger into
my pussy, stroking it in and out of me while he jerked his wet cock. He
then put two of the them in me and used them to spread me open again for
his cock to reenter me. I lifted my head to watch as he rubbed the head
up and down my pussy slit and tickled my clit with it. Then he pushed it
into me as I watched and felt it disappear into me.
I love watching myself being fucked, knowing that he is actually
inserting a part of his body deep into mine. For a few moments we are
joined as one, two people coupled in a way only sex can make them. I
thought for a moment about my uncle fucking me, how it was the first time
I had another cock in me that was from someone in my family other than my
dad. All those years of teasing and flirting and now he was finally
fucking me, mating his niece. I simply felt wonderful!
Just as I thought it couldn't get better, my dad's lust finally got the
better of him. He got out of his chair and stood to the side of me. He
was stroking his hard cock next to my face and I reached to grab it. My
uncle kept fucking me as he watched in amazement as I pulled my dad's
cock to my mouth and started to suck it. This was now heaven my dad's
cock in my mouth and his brother's in my pussy.
My dad must have been close to cumming which is probably what drove him
over the edge and it was only a few minutes before I tasted his familiar
cum in my mouth. Uncle Jim was watching wide-eyed but he wasn't about to
stop fucking me no matter how weird things got for him. My dad groaned
as he unleashed his love for me.
Normally I would have taken him in my mouth but I think he wanted to show
off a bit for his brother as he pulled out and shot his loads all over my
face. I could feel it dripping down my cheeks and one shot almost hit me
in the eye! I stroked his cock, milking every drop from him. I licked
the finals drops as they emerged and smiled up at them both.
Uncle Jim was pounding me now and I knew he was about to cum soon from
the intensity of his strokes and his heavy breathing. I kept fingering
my clit furiously, determined to cum with him. I wanted him to cum
inside of me and so I panicked for a moment, afraid he might pull out
when he came.
"Cum inside me Uncle Jim," I begged, "PLEASE stay in me. I want your cum
in me."
His pounding of me continued but he was able to gasp, "You protected?"
My dad helped me out on that one. "Hell Jim, she's been on the pill
since she was 14! Give some credit man."
I was starting to cum and I wanted him to cum as well. It turned out
perfectly; just as my back arched upwards from being consumed by the
sexual pleasure of my orgasm, he started to ejaculate which was like
putting the afterburners on for my orgasm. The most intense pleasure I
can feel comes from having an orgasm but the best orgasm happens when a
man starts to shoot his hot sperm in me right as I peak.
It takes perfect timing but this was one of those times when everything
worked out and I groaned loudly as I lifted my hips up to meet his
wonderful cock, that beautiful cock that was pouring his seed into me. I
didn't care who heard me or what happened, all I cared about was making
it last, making this fantastic feeling stay in me as long as possible.
My hips gyrated under him, circling around his cock. My pussy gripped
him hard, squeezing his cock to force every drop of semen from him.
Eventually all good things must pass and so it was with our sex. I laid
back on the chair, motionless and totally drained. His cock slipped from
my pussy and for just a moment it felt like a part of me was missing, as
if his cock had merged with my pussy and now something had been taken
away. I opened my eyes and saw my uncle standing in front of me, pulling
his underwear and shorts back up quickly.
"Hurry up and get dressed Kelly, I can't believe nobody heard you!" he
whispered, a worried look in his face as he glanced towards the door to
the hallway.
Chapter 9 Almost Caught
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I sat up and saw that my dad had his shorts back on place as well.
Fortunately it only took a few seconds to put on my shorts and lift my
tube top back in place; just as I laid back down on the couch my mom
appeared at the doorway!
"What the hell are you guy doing?" she asked, a perturbed look on her
face. My uncle looked like someone had punched him in the stomach but he
had it all wrong. He thought my mother knew nothing about any of this
and that she was about to kill us all. She saw my uncle's look and
laughed.
"Oh don't worry Jim, I know all about what's been going on in here. Why
do you think they brought me with anyway? Somebody had to keep Shari
busy! Speaking of whom, she'll be here in a second so behave
yourselves!"
Just as my mom had predicted, Aunt Shari showed up about a minute later.
She looked a bit puzzled saying, "What's going on? Sounded like someone
was dying in here! How am I suppose to carry on a conversation with Mary
with all this racket?"
My uncle explained that the game was going badly and that we were maybe
getting too emotional but that we would quiet down for them. He was
careful not to look at me as I am not sure he could have kept a straight
face if he had!
Aunt Shari went back to the kitchen in a huff. Before my mom left she
went over by my dad, smacked him playfully on the side of the head and
said, "I can't believe you stayed in here, I figured you would join Shari
and me. Couldn't resist watched your daughter getting laid, eh?" she
teased.
Then looking over at my uncle, who obviously thought he was now in some
Twilight Zone episode, she continued, "I mean, it's not fair you got to
watch and not me." She twirled around then and left to follow my aunt.
Finally we had a few moments to ourselves after our fucking session. My
uncle looked over at his brother saying, "Damn John, I can't believe your
own daughter gave you a blowjob my god John, that's incest!"
My dad had covered for me before so it was my turn to respond saying,
"Heck that's nothing Uncle Jim, he fucks me every day!"
Uncle Jim truly looked shocked at that one. "What? You're screwing you
own daughter? How long have you been doing that?"
I thought my dad had better handle it from here which he did, promising
to tell John all about some time over a beer. We finished watching the
game without anything further. I wasn't too interested in the game
actually, all I could think about was what I wanted to do with Uncle Jim
the next time I was over in the pool!
THE END