Subject:     Celebrating a Milestone 
Story Codes: MF MFF oral incest cousins aunt niece 
Diary Date:  April 13, 2013 
Author:      Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com 

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Summary 
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It's the birthday milestone everyone dreads - the big 3-0.  Yes, my 
husband was turning 30 which officially moves him into the "middle-age" 
bracket, no longer a "twenty-something" and yet another step removed from 
his teenage years.  While for some people such a day is marked with dark 
humor and black balloons, I chose to celebrate my husband's transition in 
a way he wouldn't forget! 
 
Table of Contents 
================= 
   Chapter 1 - Getting Old? 
   Chapter 2 - Brainstorming With My Cousin 
   Chapter 3 - An Intimate Beginning 
   Chapter 4 - A Quick Visit With Steve’s Mom 
   Chapter 5 - My Aunt Linda Gets Things Started  
   Chapter 6 - My Cousin Kristi Joins In 
   Chapter 7 - My Best Friend Provides the Finale 
   Chapter 8 - A Fitting Ending 
 
 
Chapter 1 - Getting Old? 
======================== 

There was a time, not that long ago it seems, when anyone over the age of 
29 was OLD.  I recently celebrated my 28th birthday so that barrier is 
beginning to loom closer but I still have one more birthday before having 
to deal with THAT trauma.  However, my husband wasn't so fortunate this 
year.  Yep, my dearest darling Steve was turning thirty!  While on the 
other hand it was easy to laugh at his sad predicament, on the other it 
also served as a sharp reminder of what someone once told me.  “I don't 
mind being a grandfather.  No, it’s being married to a grandmother that 
makes me feel old.” 

On the positive side, I’ve always preferred older married men when it 
comes to what some people might call “recreational” sex which in the past 
meant having to go out and find one.  Well, now I had one at my beck and 
call every day of the week!  As you might imagine, Steve was NOT the 
least bit amused when I made this observation to him. 
 
Actually for an old man Steve was taking things rather well - a LOT 
better than I probably will when my time comes.  Heck, I can still 
remember back when I turned twenty.  Like, I moped and sulked for the 
entire week leading up to that terrifying birthday.  The mere thought 
that I would soon no longer be a teenager and was becoming an “adult” in 
the eyes of the world was enough to bring tears to my eyes. 
 
Indeed, it wasn't my fertile imagination either.  Once I started listed 
my age starting with a “2” I immediately noticed a difference even in the 
letters and chats I had with people.  For one, the number of chat 
requests dropped off significantly.  I guess guys aren't as turned on 
sharing their fantasies and desires with an “older” girl.  I guess I 
could’ve lied about my age but by then I had so much already posted in my 
diary that people knew my correct age so I would’ve had to start all over 
again with a whole new persona - a concept I’d abandoned years earlier.  
If there was one thing I learned early on, being a fake (or at least a 
convincing one) wasn’t all that easy.  I found that it was pain to 
maintain a lie for any length of time, practically impossible for that 
matter,. 
 
One good thing about my wonderful husband is that even though he’s 
getting older he hasn’t allowed himself to gain weight or become less 
active.  Granted, his job requires him to work out and maintain his 
stamina but still, frankly some of his friends haven’t been so diligent,  
Seeing their expanding waist lines just makes me appreciate my husband 
all the more. 
 
At the same time I took great pride that I was still at my wedding weight 
over a year and a half later (Well, within a couple of pounds).  The last 
thing I wanted was for Steve to be with another woman and complain to her 
about how his wife had let herself go once she got the ring. 
 
Another checkmark on the plus side was that keeping trim also made him 
look a few years younger than most guys his age.  Knowing how much I 
appreciate his efforts, I’ve done the same and I’m proud to say I’m 
within a few pounds of my weight on my wedding day! 
 
Thanks to the unrelenting commercials, for many guys the biggest source 
of anxiety when crossing the thirty-something milestone is performance.  
By that, in case you didn't already figure it out, I mean sexual 
performance.  God, I remember back when we first dated and he could go 
practically all night and never lose his erection, or at least keep it 
long enough that I was more than satisfied myself.  OK, so Steve may not 
be sixteen anymore but he still does pretty well.  I can usually get him 
hard again rather quickly after the first time while the third time 
usually takes a little more diligence on my part.  Fortunately sucking a 
guy’s soft dick until it grows into a stiff rod really turns me on so 
there’s an added benefit in it as well for me. 
 
In the end, a birthday really is just another day but that didn't mean I 
couldn’t use it as an excuse to plan something fun for my husband! 
 
 
Chapter 2 - Brainstorming With My Cousin  
======================================== 

Talk about being stuck!  Dang it anyways, I really had no freakin’ idea 
what to get my perfect husband for his thirtieth birthday.  Steve was so 
good to me and so I wanted it to be something uplifting and memorable, 
nothing that made fun of him or otherwise embarrassed him.  It was the 
memorable criteria that had me stumped.  I’ve done so many things for him 
in the past that were pretty amazing (if I say so myself), what could I 
do that would put this occasion at the top of the list? 
 
In talking to as many horny and lonesome men as I do on-line, over the 
years I’ve acquired a pretty good idea of what men fantasize about and 
desire.  For 99% of the guys, that’s all it ever is - fantasy.  Still, 
they give me lots of ideas, some of which I’ve already done with Steve.   
 
So what were some of the options I considered based on the most prolific 
and crazy fantasies that men tell me? 
 
Mother-Daughter Threesome
-------------------------
The general threesome category is probably one of the most fantasized 
about events for all men but having a mother and her daughter at the same 
time seems to be the ultimate combination, even more than sisters 
although twins seems to do pretty well.  Well, Steve’s already had me and 
my mom so it wouldn't be anything new for him.  There was also the 
problem of my mom being thousands of miles away. 
 
Mother-in-Law
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This of course completely depends on how attractive his wife’s mom is 
unless the guy’s really into some wacky stuff.  For most guys I think 
it’s more about the naughtiness and taboo than the actual sex as almost 
invariably they say they want to do it behind their wife’s back.  Again, 
Steve has had sex with my mom a number of times - starting the morning of 
our wedding while my dad was doing me for the last time as a single 
daughter.  So even if my mom WAS available it wouldn't be something new 
for him.  Still, it’s not like he wouldn't jump at the chance!  Indeed, 
sometimes I think my mom is his favorite woman to have sex with (except 
for me of course).  Just goes to prove what I always say - sex is 80% 
mental and only 20% physical. 
 
Wife Swapping
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This was one of the first things Steve changed about me after we got 
married so I know it’s something he really desires.  before then I’d 
always assumed that once I got married that I would be faithful to my 
husband and never commit adultery.  Well, I may have had to modify my 
definition of adultery somewhat in order to submit to my husband’s needs, 
but I can’t say I don't enjoy it as well.  It’s something we generally do 
about once a month so bringing in another couple on his birthday wouldn't 
be special.  Fun yes, but not special. 
 
Watching Another Man Fuck His Wife
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Now THIS is definitely a guy thing.  I don't know another woman who says 
she really enjoys watching her husband having sex with someone else 
unless it’s incestual.  Not saying that women are jealous or wish their 
hubby wouldn't, it’s just that they don’t get off on it the way men seem 
to when it comes to seeing their wife with another man.  Steve absolutely 
LOVES watching me getting fucked by other men - the more the better.  
Given I about as exhibitionist as they come I love pleasing him!  Still, 
it’s too common for it to be a consideration for his birthday. 
 
Committing Adultery
-------------------
By this I mean having sex with someone not in your family behind your 
spouse’s back.  Even then, adultery isn’t necessarily committed by having 
sex with a woman outside of your marriage family.  No, it’s doing it 
without the consent and approval of your spouse that pushes it over the 
line into adultery.  Given that Steve knows he has my full approval and 
agreement for him to indulge himself at any time with any woman this 
simply isn’t an option for his birthday.  
 
Sex With an Underage Girl
-------------------------
This is one of those universal fantasies shared by virtually every man.  
Oh sure some guys try to tell me that they don’t get off from young girls 
but sooner or later almost all of them confess.  I would say that for 
many they truly would never do it, even if the legal issues cold someone 
be skirted.  No matter, that doesn’t mean they don't masturbate thinking 
about it! In my situation, without going into the details (read my diary 
for examples) my husband has opportunities that most men don’t and after 
one of my recent “presents” to him I can’t imagine topping that. 
 
Public Sex
----------
This is one area where Steve and I are pretty much on the same page.  We 
both love sex in public places but the idea is not to have people watch 
us - that gets you into trouble.  Rather we like situations where people 
COULD see us if they knew where to look and when but as it is, they have 
no idea what happening right under their noses.  A simple example would 
be me sitting on his lap in a park at a picnic table with his dick inside 
of me but my dress hiding it from view.  One time I especially remember 
was being fucked in a lake right in the middle of the family swimming 
area with kids and their parents all around but without any idea what 
Steve was doing to me from behind as I leaned over a float.  This was 
actually my first choice for a while as the possibilities are almost 
endless and I was sure I could come up with something daring. 
 

So as you can see, this wasn't an easy decision.  In the end it was my 
slutty cousin who helped me out.  If you knew my cousin Kristi or have 
read about her and me in my diary then that shouldn't be a surprise.  
After earning a remarkable sum of money as a high-end prostitute over the 
course of just a few years, Kristi also had a wealth of experience now to 
draw on.  Although she “retired” from the business a couple of years ago 
to join her mom in the realty business, she still used her “talents” at 
times when a client needed an extra “incentive” to close a deal.  
Speaking of which, it was also a great time to put into practice the 
mother-daughter fantasy I mentioned earlier. 
 
It was now just a couple of weeks before Steve’s birthday, about a week 
or so since our last swap, and I was panicking.  What was I going to do?  
Time was running out fast.  Kristi was over in our apartment visiting me 
while Steve was at work.  It had been a while since we’d gotten together 
as between my teaching career and her property sales our schedules never 
seemed to mesh much anymore.  Actually it was HER schedule that was 
usually the constraint.  It seemed crazy to me the hours she had to put 
in sometimes to satisfy her demanding clients, especially the ones who 
demanded a “special incentive” to sign the bottom line. 
 
Sitting across from em at the kitchen table, Kristi was telling me about 
her latest sale to a single guy in his mid-forties, some high-powered 
executive married to his job.  He was being transferred to the Pittsburgh 
area from Boston and loved the housing prices in the area compared to 
where he was coming from.  Indeed, he was looking at quite an upgrade! 
The commission from the sale would be quite substantial and even though 
my Aunt Linda and Kristi had to split it between them, they were both 
looking at making more from one house sale than I would in a year at my 
teaching position. 
 
“Yeah, it pays almost as good as hooking,” she giggled when I pointed 
that out to her, “and without all the drama.” 
 
“So let me guess... he wanted you both?” I asked but I already knew the 
answer. 
 
As I knew she would, Kristi nodded.  “Yeah.  At first he was pushing my 
mom pretty hard, even had her blowing him at each home she showed him.  
He’s pretty arrogant actually. Then he started backing off and 
threatening to use another agency so she called me in.” 
 
I couldn't help but roll my eyes.  I wondered what their national agency 
would say if they knew the lengths to which my aunt was willing to go for 
a sale? 
 
Apparently the offer of a mother-daughter threesome (see my reference 
above when it comes to the priorities of male fantasies) was what he was 
driving for.  The home he was looking to buy still had furniture in it 
from the previous owners to help out the sale.  I doubt they expected it 
to be used for what my aunt and cousin had in store for their client! 
 
“So what do you have planned for Steve’s birthday?” Kristi asked, “This 
is the big one, isn’t it?” 
 
I couldn't help but laugh and nodded.  I explained to her my dilemma and 
for a few moments she just put her hand to her mouth and got that 
thoughtful look on her face she gets whenever concentrating on something.  
Kristi may have inherited her mom’s youthful looks and love of sex but 
when it came to what was in her pretty head, let’s just say when God was 
handing out brains Kristi was taking a nap.  Still, while her schoolwork 
may have been dismal, if there was one thing she excelled at it would 
have to be dreaming up new and different sexual ideas.  It was probably 
one of the reasons she was so successful as a whore. 
 
“What if we role-played that he was buying a house but was VERY demanding 
buyer?” she offered. 
 
She started to expand on her idea but I put my hand to stop her saying, 
“He’s already fucked you both together so that wouldn't be anything new.  
Maybe doing it in a stranger’s house would help though...” 
 
My voice trailed off as I tried to imagine the possibilities.  Yeah, 
there was a little hope but it didn't immediately set off fireworks so I 
knew it wasn't the answer I was looking for. 
 
Kristi got up from the kitchen table chair she was sitting on and moved 
over behind me.  She put her hands on my shoulders and started to rub 
them.  Mmmmmmm, felt so good! 
 
“You know cuz, I know a way we could be better inspired,” she said in a 
soft tone as her hands worked their way down my front until she was 
cupping my firm boobs through my tight tank top.  
 
I probably should’ve stopped her as it was obvious where she was heading 
with this.  Then again, why?  It wasn't like I had anything better to do 
at the moment and it had been like ages since she and I had gotten it on 
with one another.  When we were teenagers in high school it seemed like 
we were always doing something or another, usually with other boys but a 
lot of the time it was just the two of us. 
 
“OK then, let’s go to my bedroom,” I said, starting to get up from my 
chair. 
 
Kristi had other ideas as she quickly pushed down on my shoulders to keep 
me seated.  
 
“What’s wrong with right here?” she said with a smirk, “God, you’re 
becoming so domesticated!” 
 
THAT hit the mark.  Wow, maybe I was!  Come to think of it, I DID seem to 
do a lot more in my bed lately than around the house. 
 
Kristi pulled down her jeans - I couldn’t help but notice the lack of 
panties but I would have been surprised had there been a pair on her.  I 
mean like I don't even think she OWNS a pair if you didn't count the sexy 
ones she wore for teasing.  With her bottom bared my horny cousin sat 
down in the chair next to me, lifting one leg up and resting it on the 
table while the other was at her side with her foot on the floor for 
balance.  Now with her bare pussy was there right in front of me I felt a 
smile automatically come to my face as I recalled how it felt to put my 
face between those perfect smooth legs. 
 
“Well, are you just gonna watch or what?” she teased me as she started to 
slowly rub her pussy. 
 
I was just wearing my tank top so it wasn't like I needed to undress 
further.  Typically I wear something a little longer around the house so 
when I sit down my bare ass isn’t directly on the furniture for no other 
reason than good hygiene.  Well today’s nice weather was enough of an 
excuse to go with just a short tank.  If nothing else the cool wood of 
our kitchen chairs felt good against my bare butt. 
 
Keeping my eyes between her legs I scooted myself up until my butt was at 
the front edge of my chair and then leaned back with my legs spread 
obscenely wide apart.  With my cousin already in full masturbation mode I 
didn't need any more encouragement so my hand went straight for my 
crotch.  God, I was already soaking wet! 
 
“Mmmmmmm, you look hot like that,” Kristi asked me with a mischievous 
grin, “Remember back when we first did this together?” 
 
Like duh, how could I ever forget?  We were playing around in the hayloft 
at my grandparents farm and one thing led to another.  Back then we were 
too intimidated to touch each other so each of us just watched one 
another.  No matter as at the time it was the most erotic moments of my 
life.  I’d never watched anyone else masturbate before other than my 
parents and then it wasn't like they put on a show for me the way my 
cousin was.  Similarly, my parents had seen my doing myself countless 
times but in the same way it was more they happened to see me, not that I 
sat in a chair opposite my dad and spread my legs for him to watch me.  
That time in the hayloft led to many more such encounters which became 
much more intimate but I’ll never forget our first time. 
 
As we both masturbated, more or less quietly although we each let out the 
occasional gasp or loud breath when things were feeling especially good, 
I couldn't tear my eyes off my pretty cousin.  God she was so much more 
than pretty - she was hot!  Little wonder she was the school slut having 
dethroning me once she moved up into high school.  Even though Kristi was 
married now, you would never know it as she behaved the same as she ever 
did before her rather odd marriage. 
 
For a moment I started to lean forward, tempted by the beautiful woman in 
front of me who was so obviously enjoying herself yet not the least bit 
intimidated at having her older cousin watch.  Then again it’s not she 
ever was shy.  A cutie since she was a young girl, she knew exactly what 
she had to offer and she worked it like the pro she was.  Her motto was 
more or less along the lines of why be shy when you can use what you have 
to get almost anything you want? 
 
As much as I would’ve loved to kneel between those shapely legs and kiss 
what appeared to be a freshly shaved pussy right there in front of me, I 
held myself in check, trying to enjoy the moment as it brought so many 
memories back, flooding me with erotic thoughts and sexual feelings.  
Back then when we were in that dusty hay loft it was the first time I saw 
masturbation as something sexual between two people.  Before then it was 
always a personal, private affair.  Well, personal and private in that I 
didn't openly invite anyone to help out or watch.  You don't have to lock 
yourself in your bedroom to make something private.  It’s all in the way 
everyone involved handles the situation. 
 
My thoughts were interrupted as Kristi started to orgasm, her breathing 
becoming fast and shallow as she moaned and closed her eyes tightly.  I 
wondered what she was imagining in her mind as came?  Was it about her 
husband or was she fantasizing about another man?  For that matter, maybe 
another woman?  Was it just one person or a group or even an audience?  
God only knows what experiences she has stored in that cute head of hers.  
Sure she’s shared many of them with me but sometimes I get the distinct 
feeling that she doesn’t tell me everything. 
 
A smile came to my face as I rubbed my wet and swollen clit slowly, 
enjoying the demonstration of sexual lust in front of me.  OK, even 
though she had cum first it wasn't like we were having a contest or 
anything like that.  I guess maybe someone should have told Kristi 
though.  Wow, how many times over the year had we competed to see who 
could cum the fastest?  I mean like it was an honor system but then 
again, I was pretty good at recognizing the real thing when it came to 
Kristi and even her mom.  I think I “won” the majority of the time and 
actually we hadn't had a true contest in years.  In this case I hadn't 
really tried to beat her to the punch but rather was happy to see her 
enjoy herself in such a close and personal time. 
 
God my pussy was so incredibly wet and sensitive!  It was like my clit 
had grown into a massive erection of its own and damn, talk about being 
hyper-sensitive!  I could easily slip one and then two fingers inside of 
me but generally I preferred to rub the outside and my clit.  Typically I 
would only push a finger in to get it wet so I could lubricate the rest 
of me.  That is, if I was by myself.  If a guy was watching then it was 
just the opposite with at least one finger buried in my pussy . 
 
Oh yeah, now THIS was the way to spend the afternoon!  I closed my eyes 
tightly and dreamed of my sexy husband.  I tried to remember the very 
first time we had sex, how it felt when he first entered me.  Then it hit 
me.  Wow, at the time I was only half the age I am now!  I remembered how 
at the time how insecure I was about my immature body.  It seemed all the 
other girls my age were into real bras while I barely qualified for a 
trainer.  Then to have a junior boy want to fuck me for the first time, 
and one of the hunkiest guys in school at that, well it was like a dream 
come true! 
 
I felt a shiver run through me as my pussy responded to my touch as I 
thought about of how it felt the first time his dick forced its way 
inside.  Although I did play with some of my mom’s dildos before then, I 
was always careful not to get too carried away and ruin myself for my 
first guy.  So while it stung (to put it mildly) when Steve’s erection 
tore through my hymen, it wasn't a totally foreign experience either. 
 
With my eyes still closed tightly and my mind so focused on my memories 
as I fingered my wet pussy, I guess it was little wonder that I never 
noticed my cousin as she got from her chair and knelt before me.  Well, 
maybe not that but there was no denying she got my attention when her 
tongue reached out to lick me! 
 
“Oh God!” I gasped as I looked down to see her blonde head between my 
thighs. 
 
Kristi put her hands on my hips, working them under my bare butt as she 
nuzzled her nose against my clit.  In doing so it seemed to give her 
better balance as she pushed her face into me, driving her tongue into my 
pussy as far as she could and wiggling it inside of me like a squirming 
worm. 
 
As I moaned loudly but she didn't say a word, keeping her lips and tongue 
on me the entire time.  Oh my God she knew how to lick pussy! 
 
“I cumming!” I tried to cry out but it ended up more a whimper as my 
orgasm took my breath away.  I felt myself gushing onto her face, 
covering her with my cum as she eagerly licked it up. 
 
“Bring back some old memories?” she finally said with a naughty grin once 
my orgasm had peaked and started to fade. 
 
My cousin leaned back on her heels, running her hands over the inside of 
my thighs as I reached down to cup my crotch with mine.  Damn, I felt 
like a furnace - a soaking wet furnace! 
 
Memories?  I wasn't quite sure what she meant.  Actually as often as we 
masturbated together during high school, we never actually DID anything 
together.  In fact, I didn't have any sexual contact with a girl until I 
was sixteen.  It was shortly after my dad started fucking me that me and 
my mom became intimate.  She was the first girl to lick me and hers was 
the first pussy I tasted other than my own.  Soon after that her sister 
became number two.  Then it wasn't until I went to college that I met my 
lesbian roommate (well, lesbian at the time which changed when it came to 
her brother later on - in no small part thanks to me).   
 
While we masturbated a lot together, Kristi and I didn't have sex until 
the summer after my freshman year.  It wasn't until the 4th of July that 
I even learned my dad had been doing her almost from the day after I left 
for college, sort of acting as a substitute for me being gone.  After 
watching the and my dad, it was during the ensuing family “orgy” (I hate 
using that word for it but it gets the point across) that I first tasted 
Kristi. 
 
So back to memories... was she referring to the first time Steve ate me 
out?  Maybe when my dad did?  Maybe she WAS referring to our first time 
together while my parents and her mom watched.  Not being entirely sure, 
I chose to dodge the question. 
 
“God you really know how to make me cum so hard,” I complimented her. 
 
Kristi just gave me her patented naughty girl smile in return saying, 
“Well you know what they say... practice makes perfect.” 
 
I was feeling hot and sweaty, not to mention incredibly horny.  Kristi 
pretty much looked the same as she stood up and used one of the kitchen 
towels to wipe off her face and pussy. I smiled to myself wondering if I 
should toss it in the laundry later or leave it for Steve to discover.  
THAT decision could be made later.  For now I had bigger questions to be 
answered... 
 
With that out of our systems (or at least partially satiated - can you 
EVER masturbate too much?), we got down to business and started throwing 
out ideas for Steve’s big birthday that was looming closer every day.  Of 
course her initial thoughts were insane and totally unworkable but it got 
the ideas rolling.  One thing I rejected totally was anything to do with 
other families or his other dealings with young girls that were being 
facilitated by Kristi and her mom.  It was one thing for me to look the 
other way when he went off with them under normal circumstances but I 
wasn't going to base my party for him on such things. 
 
She DID have some good ideas but for one reason or another I had to drop 
them, most simply because of the impossible logistics.  There was also 
the issue that Steve might rationalize to himself that he is OK with me 
and my dad having sex, he would be furious with me if I included my dad 
in any “special” events for his birthday.  I tried to explain this to 
Kristi for what must have been the hundredth time but it was like she 
never could quite grasp the concept.  To be perfectly fair to my airhead 
cousin, I also had a difficult time trying to figure out why a man who 
LOVES to watch his wife being fucked by other men can be so freaked out 
when the other man is her father - especially when I see how many men 
chat with me on line and seem to get off from wishing they could watch! 
 
I also had to weed out anything involving his mother.  This was something 
Kristi was constantly pestering me about, her mother as well.  Both of 
them thought it was simply crazy that Steve could be fooling around so 
much with his mother yet drew a line at actual physical contact or sex.  
Indeed, if it was up to them I think they would’ve invited them both 
over, blindfolded them and then had them do it without knowing who the 
other was until it was too late. 
 
Well, I could never do that to my husband.  As crazy as it made me to 
watch them cuddle, kiss and grope one another, I also respected their 
unspoken agreement that the hands never went under the clothes and nudity 
while playing together was out of bounds.  Still, I have to admit that if 
I COULD have figured out a means to convince his mother to let him fuck 
her on his 30th birthday it would’ve been as much as present for me as 
for him. 
 
While I hate to admit it, in the end we came to the conclusion that a 
safer route would be the best.  A third decade birthday party only comes 
once in your life and there was no sense taking any more risk than 
necessary that it might implode.  Besides, while none of our plans was 
exactly original, the way we choreographed the day promised to make it a 
birthday he would never forget.  It just went to show that you can use 
several “been there, done that” ideas and come up with an original 
composition. 
 
 
Chapter 3 - An Intimate Beginning 
================================= 

Finally the day arrived... Saturday, April 13, 2013.  It was thirty years 
ago that my Steve had emerged from his mother’s womb.  Who would have 
ever imagined the path he would take over the next thirty laps around the 
sun?  Until our marriage I’d only been a part of that journey but now our 
lives moved in sync.  Although less than half his life had been spent in 
contact with me, if I had anything to say about it that percentage would 
increase every year until the day we left this earth.  When we said our 
wedding vows we included the traditional, “till death do us part” and I 
meant it when I swore it before God and our families. 
 
Poor Steve had been working the evening shift all the past week so he 
wouldn't get home until well after midnight.  As was usually the case, he 
arrived home horny so it wasn't until almost 3:00 AM that we finally went 
to bed AND fell asleep.  Although I didn’t even hint at what I was 
thinking, when my man erupted deep inside of me I couldn't help but 
wonder if he should’ve been saving it up for the events to follow before 
the day was over.  It wasn't like I could say anything as that would’ve 
spoiled my surprise and besides, it wasn’t like his hairy balls didn't 
seem to be able to produce a ridiculous amount of sperm in a short time.  
To be sure not quite what seemed at times like gallons when he was a 
teenager but it was still more than enough for me. 
 
As tired as he’d been when he got home, not to mention the ferocity of 
which he’d just fucked me, it was little wonder that my perfect man fell 
asleep almost instantly once he’d shot his load up in my pussy.  At the 
time I was riding him cowgirl, facing him so he could play with my boobs 
as I rode his wonderful dick. 
 
Resting now with my weight on his crotch, I loved the intimacy of feeling 
him still inside of me as he laid there under me sound asleep.  Oh wow, 
he looked so handsome and content!!!  My heart felt like it would leap 
from my chest as I squeezed my pussy down on his spent cock.  God I was 
so lucky to have him as my husband.  Who else could love me as much as he 
did.  Sure my father loved me but then I was his daughter so he basically 
didn't have any other options.  I don't mean diminish what he does to me 
- indeed, how many fathers demonstrate their love to their daughter so 
intimately and deeply as my father did to me when he fucked me?   What 
I’m trying to say is that Steve didn’t HAVE to love me and fuck me like a 
father does his daughter.  No, he did because he wanted to have sex with 
me more than with any other girl in the world.  Now if that’s not 
romantic than what is? 
 
Finally my own exhaustion won out and I leaned forward, laying on my 
husband’s hairy chest with his dick barely in me as I fell asleep.  It 
was one of my favorite things to do with my husband, followed closely by 
waking up to feeling him already in me (NOT all that easy to do as he 
usually finds out, LOL). 
 
When I awoke the room was bright with the sun shining through the window.  
Steve was still sound asleep which didn't surprise me in the least.  
Sometime during the night I must have rolled off of him as I awoke with 
my back pressed against his side.  My first instinct was to wiggle my 
bottom against him and I was rewarded with the feel of his hip against my 
butt.  Another time and I might have considered rolling over and enjoying 
a morning snack but there were too many things on the agenda. 
 
Steve didn't even twitch as I carefully slipped out of bed and headed 
quickly for the bathroom.  God, I had to pee so bad!  Once that urgent 
need had been addressed it was shower time followed by my usual battle of 
the hair.  God I envy those girls with the curls and perfect hair!  These 
days I was wearing it a little shorter than was typical for me in the 
past which helped a little as it didn't look so straight as when it was 
longer.  Still, was LITTLE natural curl really too much to ask for? 
 
Everything Kristi and I had been planned was to take place at my dad’s 
place so there wasn't anything I needed to do around our house.  Actually 
Kristi and I had debated endlessly as to where to do it.  I definitely 
didn't want it in our apartment as that would have been impossible to 
conceal.  With Kristi being married now and living with her husband, that 
pretty much ruled out her place as her husband wasn't included in the 
plans for the day.  If there was one thing Steve was not it was gay.  
Even when he fucked me with other guys it was like watching a dance to 
see him make sure his cock never touched another one. 
 
I suppose we could’ve gone off to a hotel or B&B but those have their 
problems too when it comes to this sort of thing, especially when it 
comes to noise and privacy.  It’s one thing to sneak in a quickie alone 
in a hotel hot tub, quite another to do it multiple times with other 
people watching. 
 
That left us with just one logical place - my dad’s house.  I call it his 
because he’d bought out my mom’s share as part of the divorce settlement 
so now it was all his - lock, stock and barrel.  Well, in a manner of 
speaking it was his AND my Aunt Linda’s home but since she was only 
living in sin with him it didn't seem quite fair to credit it to her as 
well. 
 
For once I was glad that my dad was going to be spending the day at the 
office.  It seemed back when I was growing up that he worked six days a 
week as a norm with the seventh day being optional as more often than not 
he spent part of the day at work after church.  At least with him gone 
for the day the place was ours to do with as we wanted and I didn't have 
to worry about Steve’s silly quirks about me and my dad having sex. 
 
Feeling nervous, I was tempted to give my aunt a call to make sure 
everything was ready but as I started to touch the numbers on my iPhone I 
changed my mind and pressed the red END.  My Aunt Linda was about twenty 
years older than me so who was I to be calling her to check on her?  As a 
realtor she was pretty organized and to be fair, she’d always pulled 
through whenever anyone gave her something to do.  It’s not like there 
was all that much anyway - the cake was the biggest thing and it had been 
put on order days ago.  All she had to do was pick it up.  Now if my air-
head cousin had been given that responsibility... enough said. 
 
Before heading to the kitchen I threw on one of Steve’s shirts but didn't 
bother buttoning it.  It’s not that I wore it to hide anything, just that 
I prefer not to run around totally nude.  For whatever reason, even 
wearing a bra or bikini top makes me feel better than being totally 
naked.  In contrast, I DO love the feeling of being bottomless.  There’s 
just something about feeling the cool air against my butt that makes me 
shiver sometimes. 
 
before I left the room I took a quick glance at Steve to confirm that he 
was still passed out.  Oh God I love him!  Seeing him stretched out on 
his side all naked in bed, dead asleep with his incredible cock hanging 
down so limp, it was something I could stare at all day!  My husband is 
so handsome!  When we dated back in high school I loved the way the other 
girls looked at me when he would walk alongside me.  I knew they were so 
jealous of me and I took a sort of perverse pride in knowing they 
probably couldn't understand why he would want me when every hot girl in 
school was practically throwing herself at him.  It was then that I 
recognized the power of sex when it came to getting what I wanted from a 
man - especially if you had a natural talent for it as I appeared to 
have.  My mom use to tease me it was in the genes. 
 
Any other day and as horny as I was suddenly feeling my mouth would have 
had that soft dick inside in seconds.  Mmmmmmm, I love the feeling of a 
man growing in my mouth, responding to what I was doing, knowing that I 
was solely responsible for this miraculous transformation.  Imagine if a 
woman’s boobs were normally small and then swelled up when a man (woman?) 
fondled and sucked on them.  Not that I would ever WANT that to be the 
case, but it was the closest way I could relate to how a man’s dick 
reacted when properly stimulated.  One thing I did know was that it must 
a pain sometimes to have a part of your body grow like that 
uncontrollably every time you got horny! 
 
While nobody has ever accused me of being a good cook - or even a willing 
one, it WAS my husband’s birthday so I felt a little responsibility to be 
domesticated a little bit.  It had been ages since I’d made breakfast - 
Steve was usually the morning person in our marriage and thus the one to 
deal with so much unnecessary work that early in the morning.  Thankfully 
there were eggs and bacon available in the refrigerator as I’d forgotten 
to check earlier.  Somehow cold cereal in bed just doesn’t sound all that 
romantic.  
 
As the bacon cooked it splattered a little and I was thankful to have 
Steve’s shirt on.  Yep, as a general rule it was usually good to have 
something on around the house.  I even managed to fix his eggs without 
breaking the yolks - quite the accomplishment for me.  Some toast and 
orange juice completed the menu.  Steve had bought a tray with legs that 
was made just for eating in bed a while back when he tried to do his own 
version of a romantic breakfast in bed.  The only problem was he served 
it totally nude so what I ate didn't end up being what he’d cooked! 
 
Looking at my achievement I felt pretty proud of myself.  So much for all 
the smart aleck remarks by my parents and even my husband about my 
cooking skills - or lack of them.  This looked like it came right out of 
a restaurant kitchen even if I say so myself.  A couple of pretty 
napkins, silverware (the real stuff, not the plastic we usually used - 
washing dishes is even lower on my list than cooking) and I was ready to 
surprise my lover and best friend.   
 
Just as I was about to head back to the bedroom I stopped in my tracks, 
almost spilling everything.  Like dang it, how could I forget?  I went 
quickly to my purse, grabbed the ridiculously expensive Hallmark card I’d 
bought for him the day before, and quickly signed it and sealed the 
envelope.  Having placed it under the silverware and napkin, NOW I was 
ready to go. 
 
Stepping into the bedroom I halted yet again and then quickly backed out, 
setting the tray down on the bathroom sink.  Looking in the mirror, I 
figured what the heck and dropped the shirt to the floor, kicking it over 
by the bathtub.  I knew that Steve loved nothing more than to see me 
nude.  Heck, sometimes I swear  that if he had his way I would drop my 
clothes at the door and stay that way until I left again!  My little 
fetish about wearing something on top was one of the thing I don't think 
he still quite understands but he quickly learned I was dead serious 
about it.  Well, this was one day I was willing to satisfy his desires - 
in more ways than one. 
 
FINALLY I was ready.  Taking a deep breath, I stood by the side of the 
bed and nudged him.  As he rolled over to see what was going on, I smiled 
broadly and cried out, “Happy Birthday!” 
 
He was still groggy and I don't think at first he realized what I was 
holding but then he rubbed his eyes and focused. 
 
“Holy crap!  Well will you look at this... you actually cooked 
something!” 
 
Any other day and I might’ve dumped the entire tray on him bare lap and 
stormed out.  Oh well, it WAS birthday so I held my emotions in check and 
instead just smiled sweetly. 
 
“Oh now stop it silly,” I said, pretending to tease him even though I 
wanted to smack him.  Not hard, just enough to get his attention.  Guys 
need that now and then.  You have to keep them trained! 
 
Steve pushed a couple of pillows behind him for support and sat up.  
Reluctantly I set the tray down on his lap.  I say reluctantly because it 
hid his dick and it looked SO much more appetizing than the meal I’d 
cooked.  
 
“Wow, you went all out... real silverware?” he teased me some more, 
holding up a fork. “You DO know these aren't suppose to be thrown away, 
right?” 
 
OK, so the silverware was one of those wedding gifts that hadn't seen a 
lot of use.  Could I help it that I hated doing dishes?  My mom had made 
me do them after every meal back when I was growing up and I’d sworn when 
I was on my own that I would never do them again unless absolutely 
necessary.  Ignoring his jibes, I stood back and crossed my arms, waiting 
for him to partake of my hard work.  Still, Steve seemed to have other 
things on his mind. 
 
“You know, the one time you go topless and you cross your arms in front 
of your tits,” he sighed, “Not fair.” 
 
OK, so I couldn't help but laugh at that one.  Rolling my eyes, I 
uncrossed my arms and held my hands behind my back which also had the 
added benefit of causing my boobs to lift and push out further. 
 
Steve smile.  “Oh yeah, now THAT’s the way a good wife should always be 
at home - naked.  God I love those puppies.” 
 
Steve was always complimenting me whether it be my boobs, my butt or 
legs.  Sometimes even my hair!  Still, it never grew old and I loved it 
when he told me how pretty and sexy I was.  I mean like, what girl 
wouldn't? 
 
Steve started to eat his breakfast, grabbing a piece of bacon first and 
then attacking his eggs with a piece of toast to break the yolk and then 
soak it up.  As he ate he kept staring at me like I was on display - 
which I guess in a manner of speaking I was.  I couldn't help but notice 
that he seemed particularly fascinated with my crotch whereas usually he 
was a T&A man. 
 
“Ummmmm,” he started to say but his mouth was full so just a grunt came 
out.  Then he swallowed and pointed at my pussy with a piece of toast in 
his hand.  “What’s going on down there anyway?” 
 
I wanted to say that it was nothing that hadn't been in progress for the 
past couple of weeks of he had bothered to notice but kept my tongue - 
birthday again.  Instead I ran my hand down between my legs, feeling the 
short hair that was starting to grow right above my pussy.  It wasn't 
like I was going back to nature or anything quite like that.  With the 
type of outfits I like to wear, especially with summer approaching, a 
full bush was totally out of the question.  Still, I’d been shaving my 
pussy for so long now I’d almost forgotten what it was like to have pubic 
hair, even if it was just a little triangle above my slit. 
 
“So you like?” I asked, rubbing myself a little. 
 
“Different,” was his response.  I gave him one of  my “what the hell?” 
looks and he finished saying, “So what’s your plan for summer landscaping 
this year?” 
 
Well, that was one way to put it I guess.  I just shrugged and answered, 
“Don’t really know... just thought I’d try something different.” 
 
Come to think of it, Steve had never seen me with pubic hair except back 
when we first dated fourteen years ago.  At that age I was proud to have 
it and the last thing I would have done was shave it off!  It was sort of 
funny that while my boobs were barely making their entrance my pussy was 
already filled out and becoming bushy. 
 
“Well, I think it looks hot,” Steve said to my surprise, “To be honest, I 
think a little pussy hair on a girl is sexy.  Really, I don't know why 
you all decided to shave it all off in the first place.  Was there some 
sort of vote?” 
 
I laughed as he went back to his meal.  By now he was almost done - he 
never was one to take his time with a meal.  I waited impatiently as he 
got serious about eating and finally finished it off.  Setting the tray 
to the side, his dick popped up like the lid of a Jack-in-the-Box had 
just opened.  Mmmmmmm, he sure wasn’t soft anymore!  Damn he looked so 
hot sitting in bed naked with his erection poking up out of the thick bed 
of pubic hair that filled his crotch! 
 
“So how’s the service in this establishment?” he asked with a sly grin. 
 
It didn't take much imagination to figure out what type of service he was 
hoping for.  Any other day and I would’ve been on that dick like a bee on 
a flower.  Thus it must’ve surprised him when I hesitated for a moment, 
wondering if this was such a good idea given what I knew would be the 
demands on that dick not too much longer from now. 
 
“Now THIS is a first,” he said in a joking manner yet at the same time 
the look in his eyes said otherwise, “Since when does the Kelly I know 
have to be asked twice to suck a dick?” 
 
That was all it took to change my mind.  In any case, the answer to his 
question was something like, “A hell of a long time ago” or maybe even, 
“Never.”  Ever since the first time I’d taken his swollen cock in my 
mouth that night in the dark movie theater, it was like I could never get 
enough of one.  For sure I LOVED to be fucked but sucking cock was 
something totally unique, like nothing else I’d ever done.  Everything 
about it - the way it swelled and grew, how it moved and twitched, then 
how it would spew out one load of cum after another and suddenly dwindle, 
yes I loved everything when it came to sucking dick.  Heck, I usually 
didn't have to be asked ONCE, let alone twice. 
 
To protect my reputation I wanted to explain to him why I’d hesitated but 
that would spoil the rest of my birthday surprise so instead I simply did 
what cam natural - I leaned over and took it in my mouth.  Like, isn’t 
that what any girl would want to do when presented such a wonderful 
offering? 
 
Steve reached under me to fondle my hanging boobs as I bobbed and licked 
his shaft.  Then his hand moved back to my butt, reaching from behind and 
between my legs until his finger was exploring my pussy hole. 
 
“I’d say someone’s pretty horny,” he chuckled as he pushed it in. 
 
Yeah, like there was any other option when I had his stiff cock in my 
mouth?  LOL 
 
“Here, get on up here.  I need some dessert,” he instructed me as he 
pulled on me to get on top of him. 
 
Keeping his cock in my mouth the entire time, I straddled his face and 
lowered my pussy down until I felt his tongue on me.  Steve used both 
hands to spread my ass cheeks apart to get a better view of my wet 
crotch. 
 
“Fuck, your pussy’s beautiful,” he sighed and then ran his tongue from my 
pussy hole, up my slit, and then around my clit, “And it tastes great 
too!” 
 
Beautiful?  I guess that’s all in the eyes of the beholder.  Up close I 
have to say a pussy is sort of gross but as for taste, now there I fully 
agreed with him.  Indeed, as much as I enjoy licking another girl, the 
pussy I’ve always loved to taste the most has been my own.  OK, so I’m a 
little biased.  It was the first one I ever tasted of course and not a 
day goes by that I don't get at least a little. 
 
We 69’d for what seemed like forever.  Somehow Steve was holding back his 
orgasm as usually he would have cum by now, especially this early in the 
morning.  Not that I was disappointed.  I knew he would sooner or later - 
all men do.  In the meantime I got to enjoy his engorged shaft all the 
more than usual. 
 
“Turn around,” he finally gasped as I could feel his breath on my ass. 
 
I started to get back into the same position, more or less, that we’d 
ended earlier in the morning but just as I was reaching down to guide him 
in me he sat up more, taking his dick out of play.  I gave him an odd 
look to which he responded, “You know, this IS my 30th birthday.” 
 
I cocked my head the way my dog does when it seems to be trying to 
understand me. 
 
“Oh is it?  I’d totally forgotten.” 
 
He wasn’t buying it, that was clear, but he didn't challenge me. Instead, 
he continued to his destination, where I had no clue. 
 
“So do I get to ask for something special?” 
 
Oh if he only knew what something special he already had waiting for him! 
 
“What do you mean?” I asked, intent on not spoiling his surprise.  At the 
same time I began to wonder where he WAS going with this so I rubbed his 
dick against my cheek as I waited for him to finish. 
 
“You know, like something we don't normally do but since it’s my 30th 
birthday we can.” 
 
Warning Will Smith! 
 
My Spidey senses were tingling.  Where the heck was he going?  Still, it 
WAS his 30th birthday and I WAS going to spring a huge surprise on him 
but then he didn't know it.  If I was going to keep MY surprise a secret, 
then I pretty much had to go along now with his. 
 
“OK, I’ll bite,” I started but then he cut me off laughingly saying,  
 
“Oh no!  No biting!” 
 
It was silly but it helped to lighten the mood.  I waited, licking his 
dick gently with the tip of my tongue.  It was like I couldn't control 
myself when a dick was this close to my face.  I HAD to do something. 
 
“I’m gonna fuck you in the ass.” 
 
A few words led to a thousand thoughts in a blur.  Like wow!  I mean WOW!  
Yes, I knew Steve loved anal sex and that he often got it from my aunt 
and her daughter, even my mom.  Well, this was one thing that was NOT in 
my genes from my mom.   
 
The whole concept of anal sex grosses me out.  My asshole is strictly a 
one way street - out only.  All I can think about anytime I’m near an 
asshole is what came out of it recently.  OK, so I HAVE allowed some men 
to fuck my butt in the past, but I’ve always drawn the line at touching 
one with my mouth.  Even when I have done allowed a dick up my poop chute 
it was for something special - like allowing my Uncle Jim to fuck me in 
the ass so he would let my dad fuck his young daughter.  It was NEVER for 
me, always for someone else. 
 
To set the record straight, for all those people who tell me to do it and 
then I’ll love it.... you’re 100% wrong! It felt wrong from the start, 
felt wrong while I was doing it, and then felt even more wrong later when 
I thought about it. 
 
Steve knew full well my feelings about anal sex.  It was one of the 
things that endeared me so to him.  Sure, I knew how much he wanted to 
fuck me in the ass.  Yes, as his Christian wife I would submit to 
anything he told me do - including anal sex.  The thing that made him so 
wonderful was even though he KNEW he could do it anytime he asked, he 
loved me and respected me enough to never take advantage of his position 
of authority.  To me, such love and respect is the centerpiece of a 
Christian marriage where a wife submits totally to her husband.  It’s not 
that she becomes his slave, its more HIS responsibility to use his 
position wisely and lovingly. 
 
Steve had never fucked me in the ass, never even asked once I’d explained 
to him how I felt about it.  How many times had I bragged to people about 
how much he respected me to not ask me to do anything I didn't like?  Yet 
here he was, telling me that he about to do one of the few sexual acts 
that went totally against my every sense of ethics and morality.  Still, 
he was my husband and I was his wife so I didn't have a choice. 
 
“All I can say is that you had better have a LOT of lube,” was my 
response, thus agreeing to let him do it.  He grinned even more than when 
I’d dropped his shirt earlier. 
 
Resigned to my fate, I kneeled on the bed on all fours, spreading my legs 
apart to give him the best possible access.  Meanwhile Steve had run to 
the bathroom where he snatched some lotion and hurried back before I 
changed my mind - something I was VERY close to doing. 
 
“I love you so much baby,” he whispered in my ear as he leaned over to 
kiss me.  Mmmmmmm, he tasted like pussy!  Well, hopefully he wasn't 
planning on licking my asshole as that would be the last thing he’d be 
kissing he got until his mouth was thoroughly disinfected. 
 
As Steve lubed up his dick I waited anxiously.  As I said, it wasn't like 
I’d never done this before but the last time was years ago and never with 
Steve.  I looked back over my shoulder where Steve was rubbing the lotion 
on his dick. 
 
“Looks like you’re enjoying yourself,” I said in a sarcastic tone. 
 
Steve grinned and now he was deliberately stroking himself. 
 
“You know you like to watch.” 
 
Sorry but given my aversion to anal sex I’d rather not go into the 
details of what happened.  I mean like it’s not like anyone doesn’t know 
how it works.  Did I have a choice?  Technically yes (I’m not a slave) 
but practically no (I AM his wife).  Did it hurt?  A little but nothing 
all that horrible.  Did I enjoy it?  Not really but I did my best to make 
it good for him.  Do I want to do it again?  NO!  Finally, did I please 
my husband?  A definite YES.   
 
As a proper Christian wife the final “yes” trumps everything prior so I 
can’t say I regret it.  All I will say is that I love my husband very 
much, I’m thrilled to be his wife, and it makes proud to submit to him 
knowing he loves me and respects me for doing so.   
 
By the way... Steve promised me immediately afterwards that he will NEVER 
demand that I do anal again and I believe him.  Of course he left the 
door open to me offering my ass to him again in the future but I don't 
see THAT happening anytime soon! 
 
 
Chapter 4 - A Quick Visit With Steve’s Mom 
========================================== 

Somehow I got the idea that Steve was assuming that I’d given him my 
birthday present (including one I hadn’t intended) and that the remainder 
of the day would be relatively quiet.  That was more or less how things 
had gone last year with the biggest thing being I spent the entire day 
naked just for him.  That may not sound like a big deal but it also 
included driving around town for a bit of fun as well.  Well, if things 
went as planned then this year was going be more memorable than just me 
masturbating naked in downtown traffic... 
 
Now that Steve had gotten himself off his horniness had subsided - for a 
little while at least.  Without another word he headed for the bathroom 
and started the shower, leaving me laying on the bed with a rather sore 
butt.  For a brief moment I contemplating joining him the shower.  It’s 
not like I didn't need one!  Then again, it wasn't like he wouldn't be 
getting enough sex the rest of the day; it’s just he didn't know it yet.  
Considering my plans for his dick, it was probably best that I NOT let 
him fuck me again... at least for this morning. 
 
Laying still in the quiet of our bedroom, I could feel his cum dripping 
out of my ass which felt sort of weird - not something I was accustomed 
to as you might imagine.  Dang, I think the last time I’d felt anything 
similar was back when I let my uncle do me in the butt so he’d let me dad 
fuck my cousin.  I mean like the things you as a daughter do for your 
father sometimes!  I guess it’s no different now as a wife.  The title 
may change but the obligations remain the same. 
 
When Steve finally came out he was naked with a towel over his head as he 
vigorously rubbed it to dry his hair.  It wasn't like he had all that 
much as he preferred keeping it short so it wasn't a hassle while working 
with patients in the ambulance.  I couldn't help but smile as I admired 
his trim nude body, especially his sexy dick as it hung down flaccid from 
his hairy clean crotch. 
 
“See something you like?” he teased me after dropping the towel and 
catching me staring at his dick.  He grabbed his cock and flopping it up 
and down as if to taunt me. 
 
That little trick might work for him sometimes but I wasn't going to blow 
him now.  Instead I just grinned at him as I got up to take my turn in 
the shower.  As I walked by him I reached over and gave his dick a 
playful little tug.  I bit my lip, willing myself to let it go.  God it 
was SOOOOOO tempting! 
 
It’s not like he didn't already know how much his dick (well, ANY dick 
for that matter) fascinated me.  There’s not a dildo in the world that 
can properly substitute for a dick which I suppose is why my personal 
collection is so small compared to most women I know.  Heck, my mom must 
have had at least a dozen different models in the drawer next to her bed 
when I was growing up.  She offered them to me but I’ve always been more 
a finger girl unless I’m playing with a friend and then a double dildo 
becomes my favorite. 
 
In response to he smacked me on my bare butt as I tried to jump out of 
the way but not entirely wholeheartedly. It smarted a little as I hadn't 
expected him to hit me quite THAT hard! 
 
“Hey guy, haven’t you abused my poor ass enough for one day?” 
 
Of course he just ignored me so I went off and got myself cleaned up.  
The shower felt great as it washed off the sweat and cum, leaving me all 
clean and smelling fresh again. 
 
“So I guess you’re probably wondering what I’ve got planned for the rest 
of the day,” I started as I walked out with nothing on but a towel 
wrapped around my hair. 
 
Steve had dressed while I was in the shower, wearing some jeans and a 
plain blue shirt.  Not exactly dressing up I noticed. 
 
“I don't know... last year wasn't so bad,” he said grinning, “Damn you 
look great.  I’d be happy if you just stayed naked all day again.  Make 
that EVERY day.” 
 
I undid the towel and flicked it at him.  He dodged it easily but then it 
wasn't like I was really trying to hit him. 
 
“Guess you should have married a nudist then,” I came back as I twirled 
in front of him, “But I can be bare-ass for you anytime so there’s got to 
be something else you’d rather do on your birthday.” 
 
Steve shrugged but then his eyes lit up and I think he must have thought 
he’d figured out my plans.  “So when are they coming over?” 
 
Poor Steve.  He obviously was now assuming he’d be getting a more 
traditional birthday party where friends and relatives stopped in for 
cake and other boring crap like that.  Well, in case he hadn't noticed 
there was no cake anywhere in the house but it also reminded me of one 
substantial flaw in my plans that somehow I’d overlooked - his mother.  
Dang it!  Like how could I have forgotten her? 
 
Making matters worse, there was no way I could include her in my plans as 
she would positively freak if she saw her son fucking the women I had 
lined up for him.  Not that she didn’t enjoy watching him having sex but 
that was when he did me. 
 
“Ummmmm, Earth to Kelly,” Steve prompted me as I’d become lost in 
thought.  People have always teased me that when I think too hard it’s 
like I shut off everything and everybody around me.  Still, it’s a trait 
that has always helped me to focus so I’ve never worried about changing 
anything. 
 
Hmmmmmm, this was going to require some last minute adjustments.  Dang, 
I’d been so distracted all week that I never even thought about Marlene.  
It didn't help that she hadn't called me either so maybe she was just 
expecting us to drop by at some point.  Then my heart jumped.  OMG, what 
if she was planning on surprising her son and was on her way over now?  
The odds were pretty low but still, it wouldn't be the first time she’d 
popped in unannounced. 
 
“Be right back,” I said hurriedly to Steve as I grabbed my phone and all 
but ran to the kitchen.  I hit the speed dial for his mother and 
thankfully she answered.  She still had a hard line phone to her place 
(we never had one activated, preferring to just use our cell phones) so I 
knew she was home. 
 
“Hey Mom!” I greeted her. 
 
It had taken me a while to get use to calling her that, especially with 
my own mother out of the picture now as much as she was.  Still, I knew 
Marlene appreciated it when I called her that.  In fact she’d often told 
me I was like her second daughter.  Given her own daughter’s recent 
“engagement” to her own brother, I think I’m also her favorite “daughter” 
these days. 
 
Putting all that aside, I quickly explained to her that Steve and I would 
be over in a short while and apologized profusely for not telling her 
sooner. 
 
“Oh you’re no bother ever Kelly,” she assured me, “I know how busy you 
were and besides, I knew there’s no way my oldest boy wouldn't come by to 
see his own mother on his birthday so I wasn't worried.” 
 
There are times I’m really thankful phones don't have video yet and this 
was one of them.  My eyes rolled as I fought the impulse to tell her that 
her “boy” was now thirty years old and trust me, he was no “boy” anymore.  
Still, sometimes the less said the better although all too often I don't 
follow my own advice.  We exchanged a little small talk and she assured 
me that she would be ready by the time we got there.  Hanging up the 
phone, I started to walk back to the bedroom only to meet Steve in the 
hallway half-way there. 
 
“So what’s my sexy wife cooking up that’s so secret?” he asked with a 
twinkle in his eyes. 
 
Rather than bluff I told him the truth - at least so far as about going 
to visit his mom.  The only stretch was I told him I was calling just to 
be sure she was ready.  he didn't need to know that it was all a last 
minute thing. 
 
“Yeah, mom’s always made a big thing about birthdays,” Steve said, “She 
use to serve me breakfast in bed too come to think of it.” 
 
I couldn’t help but think to myself that while his mother may have served 
him breakfast, I was willing to bet big money that Steve enjoyed my 
version more than hers. 
 
“I’ll be ready in twenty,” I said over my shoulder as I passed him and 
headed back into the bedroom, wiggling my bare butt a little extra just 
for him as I knew without checking that he was looking. 
 
Now that we were going to his mother’s place first it sort of threw off 
my plans on what to wear.  It wasn't as warm as I’d hoped it would be but 
for the few minutes I’d be outside wearing anything I figured that I 
could deal with it so I had picked out a short yellow sundress - very 
short indeed.  Aside from some matching pumps and jewelry that was ALL 
I’d planned to wear.  So much for plans... 
 
Yeah, I suppose that technically I could’ve still dressed that way as it 
wasn't like his mom would be seeing anything she hadn't already.  Then 
again, I’d always tried to dress a little south of slutty when I was with 
her so she wouldn’t ever suspect the things that we’d never told her 
about me.  It was one thing for her to see me naked having sex with her 
son - that was expected.  It was quite another for me to expose my bare 
bottom when I was wearing an outfit that I supposedly considered fit for 
public consumption. 
 
At first I debated on another outfit but I really liked this one.  My 
best friend Beth had gone shopping with me when I’d picked it out and she 
said it looked great on me when I tried it on in the Macy’s dressing 
room.  What the heck, it wouldn't kill me to wear a thong under it while 
we were at his mom’s place.  Scrounging through my dresser drawer I 
remembered that I didn't have a yellow one that matched the dress which 
set me off on an entirely different decision tree. 
 
In the end I chose a bright red version which went against my usual dress 
code.  Deciding what to wear in terms of lingerie and what color can get 
pretty complicated.  basically it depends a lot on what I’m wearing with 
it, where I’ll be seen and by who.  At work it’s an easy choice - 
whatever’s most comfortable which means typically a white bra 
(unfortunately the school policy requires one) and granny cotton panties.  
It’s not like I’m trying to impress my students or turn them, if anything 
just the opposite.  In today’s school environments the last thing you 
want is a reputation for dressing to satisfy a fourteen year-old’s 
fantasies.  
 
Then there’s the formal occasions where some modesty is appropriate like 
going to church.  Going back to when I was a little girl, Sunday mornings 
I ALWAYS wear a dress.  As I said, it’s just something I’ve always done 
since I was a little girl not to mention it comes in sort of handy when I 
stop by my dad’s place on the way.  Normally I choose panties that match 
so as not to be so visible, especially if the dress I’m wearing is a 
little sheer or short (or both).  Unlike school, I can't even remember 
the last time I wore a bra to church though.  It was probably back when I 
was a young teenager and proud that I was developed enough to need one.  
Well, THAT stage didn't last very long! 
 
For most other occasion when I wear underwear, it’s generally a thong 
without a bra.  I don’t mean those nasty ones which are nothing but 
strings and a triangle that feel like a constant wedgie.  No, more the 
type that ride high on my hips and provide just enough material to cover 
the crack of my ass.  My favorite color for all lingerie is black 
although at times I might wear a different color just to change things 
up, especially if I anticipate someone seeing it. 
 
Of course there are times when I WANT to wear a bra and panties.  Just as 
guys get turned on by strippers who start out dressed and hint at what’s 
to show later, the same goes with wearing lingerie to tease a guy.  Like 
why let him see everything right from the start?  So at parties and other 
“night out” type of activities I usually choose something that contrasts 
with whatever else I’m wearing.  Like under a sheer white blouse I would 
go for a black bra. 
 
Finally, there are times when lingerie is ALL I wear.  This is typically 
when I want to get the attention of my husband but lately it’s become 
more common when we swap with other couples.  It’s interesting that most 
men are actually more turned on when I wear sexy lingerie than just 
standing there in front of them nude.  That’s when the rainbow effect 
happens by which I mean I try to wear something BESIDES white or black.  
Red is a favorite of mine but I’ve acquired quite a collection of various 
colors and shades over the years.  It doesn’t hurt that my husband and 
father love buying it for me as well. 
 
So anyway... I decided to go with a red bra and thong because we’d be 
visiting his mom and I knew she’d most likely be dressed to kill given it 
was her favorite son’s birthday.  She never wore anything with him that 
was so revealing as to actually expose herself but some of her outfits 
came pretty darn close.  For instance, when the two of them would fool 
around on the couch and she had on a robe with just a bra and panties on 
underneath, it’s not like there was a whole lot between them especially 
when his hand could cup her barely covered crotch.  Still, there ALWAYS 
was SOMETHING in between which seemed to satisfy the unwritten rules of 
the odd little game they played. 
 
Did I say “odd”?  Make that downright weird!  LOL 
 
Checking myself in the mirror, I frowned.  Something was missing... 
 
Yes!  I had it.  Rummaging through my drawers I found what I was looking 
for - a pair of white hose that came up to about mid-thigh.  The sundress 
barely came down that far so as I walked or moved anyone could see the 
elastic bands at the top and what remained of my bare upper thigh above 
it.  I frowned a little at my pale skin.  Well, hopefully things would 
warm up and my tan would be back.  Another thing about the hose was that 
somehow I felt that it made me look younger while at the same time just a 
little more sexy. 
 
“Shit, you’re wearing THAT to Mom’s?” 
 
I spun around to see Steve standing in the doorway ogling me.  OK, so 
maybe it wasn't my sexiest outfit but anything that draws the attention 
of my husband was always a good sign. 
 
“What?” I replied as if I had no idea what he was talking about. 
 
Steve just smiled at waved me off saying, “Oh nothing.” 
 
Well, it was obvious from the way his eyes were looking me over and the 
grin on his face what he was thinking so I turned back around to put on 
my watch and some jewelry.  As I stood in front of my dresser I saw Steve 
approach me from behind. 
 
“Do you really have to wear THIS,” he murmured in my right ear as his 
hand reached under my skirt and tugged on my thong. 
 
“Well it IS your mother you know,” I huffed.   
 
What I wanted to add was “and if you would ever get over your hang-ups 
and just fuck her and get it over with then I wouldn't have to wear it” 
but I knew that was one direction to take the conversation that would 
only end in disaster.  Steve was not exactly a fan of incest, to put it 
mildly, at least when it came to boy-girl sex.  As with his mom, it 
didn't help that his younger brother and sister were living together out 
on the west coast under the guise of being engaged.  Steve had spurned 
his sister’s advances back when we were all in high school and I guess 
knowing his brother was fucking her now sort of pissed him off.  Not that 
he regretted not doing her when he had the chance, he didn't like that 
they were doing it in the first place. 
 
I suppose he wasn't all that different from most men in his views toward 
incest.  Steve was fine with seeing me together with other women like my 
mother or cousin.  I mean like doesn’t every guy have that sort of 
fantasy?  It was me having sex with my dad that things got sticky (no pun 
intended).  Indeed, Steve has only seen me and my dad having sex once and 
that was way back when I knew he was about to propose and so I told him 
about my incestual life.  No matter how much I loved Steve, I couldn’t 
marry him if it meant betraying my responsibilities as a daughter.  It 
was sort of funny in that he didn't believe me at first, taking it as 
some sort of practical joke and a poor one at that.  Once I proved it to 
him, that was enough for him and he never watched us again.   
 
So as a general rule, Steve wasn't in favor of incest.  I think he 
rationalized what I did with the female members of my family as sex 
between two women more so than sex between family members.  While drawing 
the line at incest, it’s not like he’s some sort of prude when it comes 
to family.  Thus fooling around with his mother was OK so long as nothing 
went under the clothes, as little of them as there might be. It was the 
principle that mattered more than anything else. 
 
We were both finally ready to hit the road.  Fastening my seatbelt, I 
glanced at my watch.  Wow, we wouldn't have much time to visit with his 
mom which was probably a good thing.  based on past experience it was 
like we either stayed for fifteen or twenty minutes or for a few hours 
without much in between.  This was especially true after we got married 
and he moved out.  Before then I would visit and sometimes stay the night 
which meant she could watch us.  Now it seemed if whenever she knew we’d 
be staying a while it was almost like she pushed us into the bedroom!  
Another day and time that wouldn't be so bad but I had other plans. 
 
Given how things had gone so far this morning, naturally instead of the 
usual half hour drive it took to get to his mom’s place it took us almost 
forty five minutes thanks to a detour for some sort of construction.  
Then again, if you live in Pittsburgh then road construction is a way of 
life.  It was a little frustrating but finally we made it. 
 
“Happy Birthday!” his mother greeted Steve as we walked in.  She gave me 
a brief hug first and then quickly turned to her son and planted a messy 
kiss on his lips. 
 
I left them in the entrance to do their thing and headed for the living 
room where I took off my coat and took a seat in one of the overstuffed 
chairs.  After a few minutes I glanced back towards the door where I saw 
they were still kissing only now she had her arms wrapped around his neck 
while he had both hands under her robe, cupping his mom’s ass in his 
hands and pulling her tightly into him. 
 
As I’d expected, Marlene was indeed dressed for the occasion - or should 
I say underdressed.  She was in what I’d come to know as her favorite 
outfit, or at least her favorite when her son was visiting.  The first 
thing I noticed was the light cotton robe which barely came down to the 
bottom of her butt when she was standing, let alone stretching up on her 
toes as she was now.  Even from my distant viewpoint I could see the 
white high-cut panties underneath although Steve’s hands were now hiding 
most of them from view.  The black heels contrasted somewhat with the 
robe but her legs looked good when she wore them.  So far the robe as 
still tied closed but I would be shocked if that was the case for much 
longer given their past history. 
 
The two of them kept at it a few more minutes before finally they broke 
apart and I heard Marlene gasp as she caught her breath. 
 
“Now THAT is what I call a birthday kiss,” Steve exclaimed as he looked 
over at me and smiled. 
 
Marlene led Steve into the living room, planting him down on the couch 
opposite of me.  It had become our usual seating arrangement - the two of 
them on the couch with me across the room in the chair.  If Steve and I 
had sex it was almost always in his old bedroom rather than out in the 
living room.  Once again, it was all part of their unwritten code.  It 
was OK for her to stand in the doorway of the bedroom and watch us having 
sex in bed but not if we did it on the couch in the living room.  Like 
really, did the doorway have some sort of force field that the chair in 
the living room didn't?  If anything, the door was closer to the bed than 
the chair was to the couch! 
 
It had taken me a good while to come to grips with Steve’s unusual 
relationship with his mother.  True, they DID have sex but that was only 
once, a long time ago when we were first dating.  Back then things had 
gotten a little out of control on everybody’s part to say the least.  
Nowadays it was like they both knew there were lines that could be pushed 
but never crossed.  Unfortunately in the years when they lived out in 
California they seemed to work out all these complicated rule and it’s 
not like they wrote up a list of rules for me to understand them.  
Instead I just had to figure it out on my own.  The one cardinal rule I 
learned VERY quickly when we first dated was that to even mention them 
having sex again was one of the worst things I could say. 
 
“Wait here,” she said excitedly as she hustled off to her bedroom or 
somewhere else down the hallway. 
 
With her out of the room, I leaned forward towards Steve. 
 
“She seems awfully excited today.  What was with that kiss at the door 
anyway?  Like that was a little over the top, even for her.” 
 
Steve just shrugged and waved his hand at me as if to tell me not to 
worry.  I gave him one of my wide eye looks and he just grinned and 
finally said, “It’s sort of a birthday thing I guess.  I don’t know how 
it got started but it seems to get a longer every year.  Guess by the 
time I’m fifty we’ll be at the half-hour mark!” 
 
OK, chalk up one more to the continuing strange but true saga of Steve 
and his mom!  For the thousandth time I wondered why they just didn't say 
the heck with it and just do it.  It’s not like Steve didn't appreciate 
older women.  Oh sure he loved fucking young girls but what normal man 
wouldn't given the right opportunity.  No, Steve loved doing older women 
like my mom and aunt, not to mention the couples we swapped with.  So 
what was the big deal about doing his mom?  Heck, most guys tell me they 
would love to fuck their moms but they never got the chance so what made 
Steve so different.  Like I couldn't begin to believe that she would 
resist him if he tried. 
 
My thoughts were interrupted by her return.  Marlene was carrying a large 
present wrapped in red paper with a white bow.  I had NO idea what was in 
it and my mind was already running through a dozen possibilities by the 
time he started opening it. 
 
“Wow!  Just what I was hoping for!” he said as he looked inside after 
taking his sweet time unwrapping it.  I still couldn't see and I fought 
back the impulse to go over and take a look for myself. 
 
“Oh wow,” he gushed again, “Oh mom, you’re the best!” 
 
He set the box down without taking whatever was in it out and turned to 
his mother who was positively beaming.  This time the robe didn’t stay 
closed and I saw she had on a matching white lace bra underneath which 
left very little to the imagination, especially being as sheer as it was.  
It was cut so low her nipples almost popped out and the support it gave 
her made her boobs look great, especially for a woman almost twice my 
age! 
 
Frustrated, I sat back with my legs crossed wondering if I should just 
wait them out or take a peek.  Judging from the way they were going at 
it, this could be a while so finally I stood up and walked over to find 
out for myself.  Neither of them seemed to even notice me as I leaned 
over the box and looked inside. 
 
“Wow” had been the least he could say.  OMG, I was so jealous!  It was 
just what I’d been pestering my dad to get me for the past year.  Funny 
how a father who indulged just about my every wish drew the line when it 
came to computers.  All my life I’ been forced to struggle with his hand-
me-downs which often led to no end of frustration when I would lose 
files, get dropped while chatting and such. 
 
So now Steve was the proud owner of a brand spanking new MacBook Air.  It 
was still in the box but I had dreamed of exactly this one since they 
first came out so I knew what was inside.  Dang it, now my old clunker at 
home seemed even more out of date than ever! 
 
Judging from the way he was “thanking” his mom Steve was as thrilled as I 
would’ve been had it been given to me for my birthday.  Shaking my head, 
I didn't know which of them looked to be hornier - Steve with his hand 
cupping her crotch or Marlene rubbing on her son’s erection through her 
jeans.  My bet was on her judging from the darkness that was spreading 
between her legs as her panties soaked up her wetness.  Steve can get 
hard from just about anything so having an erection wasn't a good 
indicator of much of anything. 
 
Back to the computer... Well, maybe he would let me use it.  If nothing 
else I was already planning on how I might use his mother’s gift to help 
push my dad to buying me one for myself.  I’d tried everything so far and 
none of my usual tricks had worked. It seems the days when I could talk 
him into anything with just a BJ were long gone.  Oh to be sixteen again! 
 
While the two of them were occupied I pulled out my phone and texted my 
Aunt Linda, letting her know that we would be running a few minutes late.  
Well, more than a few as there was no sign of a letup over on the couch. 
I really couldn’t say anything since it had been a couple weeks since 
we’d last come over.  Still, sometimes I felt like a fifth wheel when 
they got into things this hot and heavy.  Usually the intense stuff only 
lasted for a short time and from there it just went to groping and 
fondling when at least they would hold a conversation with me. 
 
Theoretically I guess that I could have masturbated, my typical reaction 
when I’m bored.  Yet for whatever odd reason I wasn’t all that much in 
the mood.  Frankly, seeing my husband and his mom fooling around on the 
couch like two middle school kids wasn't that much of a turn-on as it was 
downright frustrating.  Plus it was killing me that his mom, who wasn't 
poor by any means but still didn't earn anywhere near what my did, would 
buy him such an expensive birthday gift when my father wouldn’t do the 
same for his favorite (and only) daughter. 
 
I turned to my phone to keep me busy, texting and checking my mail and 
updating FaceBook.  The affair on the couch had been going on over thirty 
minutes now and I was starting to become exasperated.  Like I had other 
plans for him which should excite him a lot more than being teased by his 
mother.  True, I hadn't told him about them yet but why should I have to?  
He could stop over and see her any time he wanted without me tagging 
along. 
 
My frustration only elevated when she twisted in the couch and straddled 
his lap, grinding her panty-clad pussy on his hard dick still hidden away 
under his jeans.  She put her hands on the back of the couch and leaned 
forward, pressing her cleavage into his face.  His hands were back to 
cupping her bared buttocks, just as they had during their initial kiss at 
the entrance.  Crap, we were never going to leave at this rate! 
 
Suddenly it was like someone turned off the switch and she slid down his 
legs onto the floor.  Leaning over to kiss him, I imagine he got quite a 
view of her impressive boobs.  
 
“Well, I think that’s enough for one birthday, don't you son?” she 
gasped.   
 
Seeing how flushed and out of breath she was I couldn’t help but wonder 
if she had been on the edge of an orgasm and that was why she had quit so 
suddenly - before things went too far.  It seemed to be one of those 
lines they wouldn't cross in that neither of them ever orgasmed when they 
played together.  I guess then they could claim they weren’t being 
sexual.  Hey, I’ve heard crazier rationalizations by other people for 
even more bizarre behaviors. 
 
“Sorry honey but I didn't make a cake,” she apologized, tying her robe 
loosely back together and running her hands through her tussled dark 
hair. 
 
Steve was already working on removing his new toy from its wrapping.  He 
looked thrilled and so he should’ve been.  I think that he must have 
bought his old Compaq laptop back in California before moving back to 
Pittsburgh with his mom so who knows how old it was.  It was running 
Windows Vista if that’s any indication - and not very well I might add. 
 
“Ummmmm Steve-O, maybe you should wait until we get home to do that.” I 
gently prodded, nodding towards my watch when his mom was looking away.  
 
The downcast look on his face suddenly made him look like a little boy 
who was told he couldn’t play with his new toy more so than a thirty 
year-old man.  Then again, is there really that big a difference?  
Fortunately his mom stepped in to support me. 
 
“It’s OK baby, Kelly’s right.  If you get started now you’ll never 
leave,” she soothed him as she glanced at me and winked. 
 
Why did I get the idea that she somehow knew I had further plans for him.  
Well, maybe she didn't know the specifics but I guess it was a stretch 
for her to assume that I would. 
 
Steve reluctantly closed the lid and set the box to the side on the 
couch.  Standing up, he leaned forward to kiss his mom and for a moment 
my heart seemed to stop.  Crap, not again I was thinking! 
 
Thankfully this time it was more what most people would call a “normal” 
mother-son kiss - a peck on her cheek with no tongue action or groping.  
Steve thanked his mom yet again and then scooped up his present, holding 
it tight to his chest.  I put my jacket back on again and with Steve 
leading the way we headed for the entrance. 
 
Steve was already out the door when Marlene pulled me to the side, 
checked to see that Steve wasn’t close enough to hear, and then whispered 
in a conspiratorial tone, “So what DO you have planned for my baby, my 
naughty little daughter-in-law?” 
 
I tried to act as if I didn't have a clue as to what she was talking 
about but she didn't buy it for a moment. 
 
“C’mon, you didn't dress like that just to come visit me.  And oh by the 
way, you DO look extremely hot.” 
 
Should I tell her?  For a brief moment I debated with myself.  Would it 
really matter of she knew?  Wasn't it about time she did anyway?  After 
all, it wasn't like I would be fucking my dad and some people would argue 
that sex with a cousin wasn't really incest in the first place. 
 
“I thought we’d head to the casino and see what trouble we can get in,” I 
said, lying through my teeth.  Either I’m a pretty good liar or she was 
clueless as it seemed she bought it. 
 
“It’s pretty early for that, isn’t it?” she questioned me.  Then her face 
brightened and she added, “You know, the two of you could hang out here 
for a while if you wanted.  I just changed the sheets on the spare bed.” 
 
Yeah like THAT was a coincidence. 
 
It was obvious what she wanted - to watch us get it on but frankly, if 
she wanted to see that sort of thing then she should have come along with 
us and see what I had in store for her son.  of course I wouldn’t have 
allowed her just to watch... 
 
“Well, OK then, I get the message,” she said in a sulking voice. 
 
This time it was my lips that kissed her cheek.  Funny, while her son did 
about everything with her a guy could do when it came to kissing, our 
lips had never touched. 
 
“Oh mom, you know we both love you,” I assured her. 
 
She tried to put on a smile but I could tell she was still disappointed.  
Oh well, life happens.  A few minutes later I was back with Steve as we 
drove to my dad’s home.  He’d looked at me a little strange when I gave 
him the destination but other than that not a word.  No doubt he knew 
better than to ask me in the first place. 
 
Back in the car, the first thing I did before even putting on my seatbelt 
was to reach under my sundress and pull down that irritating thong to my 
ankles and take it off.  The coolness of the bench seat pressed against 
my bare butt.  Even though it may have been all in my head as there 
hadn't been much material there in the first place, it still felt better. 
 
“Feel better now?” Steve teased me as he started the engine. 
 
“Oh sure, like you don't it better when I take them off,” I retorted 
playfully as I tossed them in his lap. 
 
Steve reached down to pick up my thong and then held the crotch up to his 
nose and took in a deep breath. 
 
“Mmmmmmm, LOVE that scent,” he sighed as he put the truck in gear. 
 
One more quick sniff and then he hung them up around the rear-view mirror 
like a trophy.  It joined a couple of others which he liked to keep 
handy.  Now and then I’d leave a “fresh” pair, fresh at least from the 
standpoint of my pussy smell on them.  Really, what would be the point of 
putting them up there otherwise? 
 
As his mom’s place disappeared in the rear view mirror, I took the 
opportunity to relax for a few moments.  Whew, dodged THAT bullet!  Now 
with our obligation to Steve’s mom fulfilled that meant getting back on 
track with my original plans. 
 
 
Chapter 5 - My Aunt Linda Gets Things Started 
============================================= 

On the way to my dad’s house I called my Aunt Linda.  She must have seen 
me on caller ID as she answered with, “Hey girl, where the FUCK are you?” 
 
Yeah, my aunt isn't exactly the most subtle one in the family. 
 
I explained to her that we were on our way but I didn't say anything that 
might give Steve a clue as to what was awaiting him.  Still, now he knew 
that at least my aunt was going to be there.  I figured I could at least 
put one worry that I knew must have been going through his head. 
 
“Ah Steve... just in case you’re wondering, my dad’s working at his 
downtown office all day and won’t be home until after 7:00 PM at the 
earliest.” 
 
“And that’s important because...?” he teased me, trying to draw me out.  
He knew full why it was so important.  Then again, with my aunt being 
there it wasn't like he wouldn't have something to do if I WAS going to 
do it with my dad.  Actually that’s usually what happened when he tagged 
along with me. 
 
My husband wasn't going to break me that easily.  Instead I sat there and 
just crossed my arms and kept quiet, leaving him to wonder what the real 
story was going to be.  I noticed that this time Steve avoiding the 
construction traffic by taking a different route which normally was a 
little longer but with the traffic getting heavier as the door wore on it 
would probably be significantly shorter in the end.  When we hit some 
lighter traffic he looked over at me and smiled. 
 
“Kelly... you’re not mad that my mom bought that Mac for me, are you?” 
 
Like DUH!  Then I explained that I wasn't mad so much as jealous which 
only made him grin all the more. 
 
“You know, maybe we could work something out...” he started to say.  I 
waited, wondering where this was leading.  Then it hit me.  Oh crap... 
 
“Don't EVEN think about it,” I said sharply before he could say anything 
else that would only get him in trouble. 
 
Not always one to take a hint, Steve started to protest saying I was 
being unfair as I didn't even know what he was going to ask.  Yeah, like 
I didn't have a pretty darn good idea how the mind of a horny man works.  
True, I may not understand the internal process but I certainly know the 
results as well as how to manipulate a guy to get whatever I wanted.  As 
Chris Rock is notorious for saying, all men care about is food, sex and 
silence. “Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up” I believe is pretty close 
quoting one of my husband’s favorite comedians.  That’s OK, it’s what 
makes women superior to me - we’re not as predictable and thus easy to 
manipulate. 
 
“I’m warning you Steve... I love you but don't even THINK about going 
there.” 
 
He huffed as if he was being misunderstood but I knew I had to put a line 
in the sand if I wasn’t going to have a sore ass again in the future.  
It’s a very fine line between submitting to your husband and standing up 
for yourself, one that took me a while to understand after our wedding.  
Like many sins and temptations, I learned early on in our marriage that 
the best way to deal with this sort of problem was to avoid it in the 
first place.  Like if he didn't even get the chance to ask me to let him 
fuck my ass then I wouldn't be put in the position of having to submit to 
him (another unintended pun... sorry!). 
 
We both sat there quietly for the next couple of miles as my thoughts 
swirled.  I love Steve.  I mean like OMG I REALLY love him!  As his wife 
I would do ANYTHING he asked me but that didn't mean I had to like it or 
that I couldn't try to avoid it.  I mean like this was dealing with one 
of my most fundamental beliefs, right up there with some of my most 
deeply held religious convictions.  Growing up I was taught from my 
earliest childhood to respect my parents and elders and I guess you could 
say it stuck. 
 
Of course I wasn't perfect - just ask them!  Still, when push came to 
shove, especially as I grew older and could better understand my duties 
and responsibilities as a daughter, I generally did my best to obey them.  
Fortunately when I started having sex with my father I was old enough and 
mature enough that I knew exactly what I was doing and what it meant, 
something that I just can’t see happening with people who claim to have 
sex with their kids at significantly younger ages.  Thanks to my mother’s 
teaching and guidance, at sixteen I clearly understood the importance of 
submission and made a conscious and deliberate decision to follow my 
Christian beliefs which meant pleasing my father in whatever manner he 
required. 
 
Those same principles now apply to my role as a Christian wife.  I don’t 
care what new-Age teachings and other such crap may say, according to the 
Bible my husband is the head of our household.  In the end it’s his 
decisions that are final and it’s my duty to submit to him and his right 
to expect it.  At the same time, as my husband he has just as much 
responsibility to love me - in fact the same as Christ loves his Church 
which is a pretty high standard I would say!  Finally, just because I’m 
charged to submit to him doesn’t give him the right to abuse that 
privilege. 
 
Still, we’re all human and it’s only natural that we fail at times.  What 
Steve did earlier had surprised me more than anything because it was the 
first time I could ever remember when he purposely asked me to do 
something sexually to which he KNEW I was opposed.  Sure he’s asked me 
such things before but this was the first time he played his “head of the 
household” trump card.  Because I DO love him I understood that this was 
something unusual which is why I was now helping him to avoid a repeat 
performance.  Knowing how much Steve loved and respected me, I was sure 
that later when he looked back at our discussion that he would be happy 
that I had kept him from crossing the line again. 
 
As things turned out, it didn't take as long as I thought... 
 
“Baby, I’m really sorry,” he apologized.  For a moment I thought he was 
going to tear up but he kept his emotions under control as he went on to 
apologize for what he’d done to me and begged for my forgiveness, 
swearing he would never do such a thing again. 
 
Well, I knew better than THAT - he was human after all and thus subject 
to temptation.  Still, I wasn't going to quibble and instead snuggled up 
next to him and put my head on his shoulder while he wrapped his arm 
around me. 
 
Finally we arrived at my dad’s house.  Funny I guess in that I always 
refer to it as his house even though he now shares it with my Aunt Linda.  
I guess I’m correct from a legal perspective as it’s just his name on the 
deed (he’d bought out my mom’s share as part of their divorce 
settlement).  So far as the rest of our family was concerned I knew that 
my two other aunts on my dad’s side were aghast when Aunt Linda moved in 
practically on the heels of my mother’s departure and I’m sure their 
tongues wagged incessantly.  Not that Aunt Linda ever seemed to care. 
 
Steve parked at the bottom of the driveway which sloped from the front of 
the lot down one story until it was level with the garage which had been 
added to the back side of the basement.  The deck was built above it and 
only accessible from the kitchen upstairs which made it quite private - 
especially given the privacy fence that surrounded it and protected it 
from prying neighbors. 
 
Aunt Linda must have been watching out for us on the security cameras as 
I didn't see he in any of the windows as we drove up because she greeted 
us at the basement door just as soon as I entered the code into the 
garage door opener and we stepped into the garage. 
 
“Hey!  Happy birthday you old man!” she greeted us with open arms. 
 
She was also totally nude which didn't surprise me in the least.  While 
my aunt may vehemently protest that she isn't a nudist, she does like to 
run around the house nude whenever possible so in my book that made her 
one.  It was also a distinct difference between her and her older sister 
(my mom) in that while Linda even enjoyed doing housework while naked, my 
mom was always a bra and panties gal. 
 
Interestingly, their daughters each grew up somewhat in between but with 
different results.  Kristi, for instance, was a topless girl.  She was 
never more happy then running around with nothing on top while she almost 
always wore at least some sort of thong or panties.  It could be 
something skimpier than a stripper’s so long as she wore something.  I 
was similar in principle but in my case it was all about going 
bottomless.  In the same manner as my cousin, I really didn't care how 
much coverage my top provided just so long as something was up there be 
it a T-shirt, a guy shirt, bikini top or in a pinch, even a bra. 
 
Poor Steve!  It had taken quite a bit of an adjustment on his part at 
first when we would visit my dad and aunt and she would be nude the whole 
time.  I guess growing up with it sort had desensitized me so it never 
even really phased me.  On the other hand, for Steve to see a naked MILF 
(and my aunt WAS the very definition of a MILF), well it took quite a 
while before he didn't get an instant erection.  Not that my aunt minded.  
Indeed, she seemed to take it as a compliment, even going out of her way 
to encourage him. 
 
One thing was a little different though.  Rather than going barefoot 
(rarely) or wearing sneakers or flip flops (much more common), she was 
standing in a pair of black pumps which elevated her almost to his 
height.  One thing was for sure, they certainly firmed up her legs and 
ass! 
 
Neither of us made any mention of her lack of clothing - what would be 
the point?  Instead we entered the basement, made out way past the family 
room and then up the stairs to the kitchen hallway and into the kitchen 
where we all just stood and waited to see who would talk first. 
 
“So Stevie, how’s your big day been so far?” my aunt asked, “How many 
times have you screwed my slutty niece so far? 
 
As I said earlier, subtlety must have been out of stock the day my Aunt 
Linda was made. 
 
She knew better than to ask such questions so I just assumed she was 
doing her best to make conversation in her own unique manner.  I glanced 
down at my watch.  Damn, we were running over an hour behind schedule.  I 
excused myself to the upstairs restroom where I quickly made a few calls.  
Didn't want his next surprise to walk in too soon. 
 
I was only gone maybe less than two or three minutes but evidently that 
had been plenty of time for my aunt to do her thing.  I walked back in 
the kitchen and she was already squatting down with her butt resting on 
her heels, my husband’s lovely dick in her mouth as it poked out over his 
pants and underwear that had only been dropped low enough to free his 
already impressive erection. 
 
“Really?” I sighed.  Sheesh, they couldn't wait just a few minutes for me 
to finish? 
 
Steve just twisted towards me and lifted his hand, palms up and shrugged. 
 
“Hey, YOU try telling her no,” he said jokingly.  Somehow I doubted he’d 
even tried. 
 
I hurriedly put my purse on the counter and reached inside to get my 
iPhone.  I needed to take at least a few pics of them for posterity.   
After all, it’s not every day a guy turns thirty and gets blown by his 
wife’s favorite aunt.  Back at his mom’s I’d kept the phone tucked away 
in my purse as his mother would never have allowed any recording of her 
making out with her son.  Here it was just the opposite.  If anything I 
knew my aunt would insist on me sending her copies! 
 
It wasn't even five minutes before Steve came, squirting his cum all over 
my aunt’s face and boobs which she then eagerly scooped up with her 
fingers and licked them off with her tongue.  Wow, he must have been 
REALLY horny to cum that fast!  Although I knew he would never admit it 
and would deny it violently, the time he spent with his mom must have 
really gotten him horny.  He was always trying to minimize everything, 
saying they weren’t doing anything any other mother and son would do but 
whenever he tried that line on me I just rolled my eyes with an “Oh yeah, 
right” under my breath. 
 
Even my aunt was a little surprised.  I mean like it wasn't as if the two 
of them didn't have a history.  In all my family Steve fucked my aunt the 
most and by a wide margin.  That shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone as 
Steve loves fucking MILFs and other than my mom, who would be the most 
sought-after MILF but her sister?  Actually I think... no make that I 
KNOW, that my guy loves fucking older woman like my aunt even more than 
he does the little girls at the family parties she takes him to.  Sure 
there’s that sense of taboo and sheer naughtiness that come with a twelve 
year-old girl eagerly bouncing on his dick but for overall satisfaction, 
nothing beats an older woman.  Well, maybe an older teenage slut but then 
what normal man wouldn't say such as girl was his ultimate fantasy? 
 
“Damn Stevie, what got you all so touchy?  That was one of the quickest 
times I’ve ever seen you come other than with that cutie Jessie.”  
 
Jessie?  Now that was a name I wasn't familiar with so I assumed it must 
have been one of the younger girls at some party or another which turned 
out to be the case. 
 
“God yes, now SHE was something else,” Steve sighed leaning his head back 
and staring at the ceiling while his cock drooped, a small bead of cum 
hanging on at the tip, “I think she could suck a guy’s head off if she 
wanted to.  Which reminds me, she ever start having sex yet?” 
 
“Nope, believe it or not her parents still think she’s too young,” my 
aunt replied, “Frankly I don't get it myself.  It’s true that she’s small 
for her age but she’s still ten years old for heaven’s sake.  I mean 
really, why keep putting off the inevitable?  Hell, the Packers have let 
their Andrea loose and she’s at least six months younger than Jessie - 
and smaller too.” 
 
OK, so that was enough for me and I coughed into my hand to signal my 
annoyance.  My aunt wasn’t the only one who could lack subtlety at times. 
 
My aunt turned to me and shook her head.  “Sorry Kelly, didn't mean to 
get going down that path in front of you but it IS your husband’s 
birthday after all so a little compromise wouldn't hurt, would it?” 
 
Sheesh, talk about a day of ups and downs.  For just a moment I was about 
to retort with something about how I was always the one doing the 
compromising and that compromise technically took BOTH sides to give in a 
little.  Instead it seemed like I was the one doing all the compromising 
when it came to their family parties and such.  Then again, she was 
right.  It WAS Steve’s birthday so I could be a little less bitchy. 
 
“Hey, just forget about me...,” I encouraged them as I snapped a quick 
one of my aunt’s face, capturing the remains of my husband’s cum on her 
face that she had missed. 
 
“Gladly,” she came back with a grin and then looked at Steve and pointed 
at him saying, “Fuck!  Jesus Christ Steve, what the hell are you still 
doing dressed?  Just because your wife’s watching doesn’t mean you have 
to get all shy.” 
 
Yeah, like my husband was ever shy about showing off his body.  Then 
again, he was a stud so why not?  It was one of the things that made me 
so proud to date him back in high school.  I don't mean in that muscle-
beach type of look but more like a guy from the LL Bean catalog - 
ruggedly handsome! 
 
As for that crack about me watching, what she meant was that probably at 
least nine times out of ten (and that’s being conservative) I never am 
there to watch them have sex.  Typically he fucks her one of two 
different times - when he’s with me when I visit my dad or when they go 
as a couple to various family parties.  Steve doesn’t like seeing me and 
my dad together like that so while my dad takes me to the bedroom or hot 
tub, Steve and my aunt head for my old bedroom or the family room to do 
their thing out of sight from us.   
 
Given that these days I rarely go with when they party with other 
families, I also miss out on seeing them together.  I don't mean AT the 
party - incest (even if not blood-line) isn’t allowed as a rule so 
usually they enjoy a “nightcap” afterwards. 
 
So for the next hour or so that’s exactly what they did - ignore me.  
Well, not totally as a few times while he was fucking my aunt, Steve 
would turn for me as if posing for a shot like some porn star.  Once in a 
while he’d even twist his muscled torso such that I could get a good shot 
of his dick halfway in her hairy pussy, just like the pros.  Later when 
we were back home and looking though them he told me that having me there 
taking pics made it all the better.  Yep, not a shy bone in his firm 
strong body. 
 
One good thing about Steve cumming so quick - he held out for a long time 
before the next.  He was even able to give me plenty of warning such that 
I got the perfect video of his dick pulling out of her, squirting cum as 
it did.  He timed it just right so the first shot went off in her and 
then he was pulling out just as the second one erupted.  Damn, I should 
be a film director! 
 
“Now don't forget that I want copies of everything,” my aunt barely got 
out as she laid there in the middle of the formal living room, her legs 
spread wide with my husband’s cum covering her bush and lower stomach.  
For a moment I almost got down to help clean her off but decided to hold 
off and let this be totally Steve’s moment. 
 
Then I remembered that actually she already had them.  Oh the wonders of 
modern technology and Steve Jobs!  Since I was at my dad’s house my phone 
was tied in to his network and whatever I had on my phone was shared with 
him.  You’ve just gotta love Apple!   
 
   Note - It wasn't until before church the next day when I stopped by  
          for our traditional pre-service fuck that my dad told me he was  
          able to watch everything from work as well as I took the pics!   
          Not sure how he did it but he seemed quite pleased with  
          himself. 
 
“I need a shower,” Steve declared and he headed up the stairs for the 
bathroom leaving the two of us behind in the living room. 
 
Once he was upstairs and I heard the shower running, I sat down on the 
floor next to my aunt who was still panting.  Well, given the way the two 
of them had been going at it without so much as a break, I had to give 
the old lady credit! 
 
“So when’s she getting here?” she asked me. 
 
I checked my watch for the umpteenth time.  “Any time now.  She had to 
pick up the cake - that was pretty dirty pawning that off on your dumb 
daughter you know.” 
 
“Hey, what good is it having kids if you can’t take advantage of them now 
and then?” she joked, or at least I thought she was joking. 
 
 
Chapter 6 - My Cousin Kristi Joins In  
===================================== 

I peeked through the front curtains just in time to see my cousin’s car 
pulling up to the curb.  Kristi got out and ran around to the driver’s 
door to give her husband a kiss.  Then he popped the trunk and she 
reached in and brought out the cake.  I gasped when she almost stumbled 
on the curve but thankfully she held her balance and made it to the door 
where I was waiting, holding it open for her. 
 
“Sheesh Kristi, trying to give me a heart attack?” I teased her. 
 
“Hey, YOU try maneuvering with this thing!” she retorted as she hurried 
to the kitchen where she placed the cake on the center of the table. 
 
“Now I know why my mom dumped this on me,” she whined, “Crap, what did 
they make this out of, cement?” 
 
She took off her jacket and tossed it over the back of one of the chairs. 
 
“So where’s the birthday boy?” she asked eagerly, “All I know is he 
better be already naked.” 
 
I explained to her about how we were running late and that he’d just 
finished with her mom and was now upstairs showering. 
 
“Hmmmmmm, so he has no idea about me?” 
 
I shook my head and then she asked why we were so far behind schedule.  I 
made a rather oblique reference to being delayed at his mother’s place to 
which she grinned.  I’d explained to her before the rather “unique” 
relationship between Steve and his mom and Kristi was even more perplexed 
than I was about it. 
 
“You know, that’s just plain bizarre,” she giggled, “Then again, I’d LOVE 
to watch them some time.  Do you think they’d mind an audience?” 
 
I punched her playfully.  She knew the answer to that full well.  She 
ASLO knew better than to even ask it in the first place. 
 
“Whatever,” she sighed melodramatically, “I just don't understand why the 
hell he just doesn’t do her and get it over with.  You SURE they just 
don't wait until you’re not watching and this whole things is like some 
cruel practical joke on you?” 
 
Then she got that nasty grin she always gets when she’s thinking of 
something sexual - which is most of the time when it comes to my cousin.  
People claim that men are obsessed with sex more than women.  Maybe in 
general but I’d put up my cousin against any guy.  When it came to 
Kristi, I think it would be a lot easy to measure how much time she does 
NOT think about sex. 
 
“Actually, if I was his mom I’d of been all over that a long time ago!” 
 
We both laughed at that just as her mom walked in, wiping herself off 
with a dishtowel she’d borrowed from the kitchen. 
 
“Your turn my dearest daughter,” she said with a grin as she high-fived 
Kristi like a tag team match, “That is, if the poor guy has anything left 
after me.  Really, when was the last he fucked you anyway?  Seems like 
ages ago unless you just haven’t told me about it.” 
 
As Kristi put her finger to her lips in a classic “I’m thinking” pose, I 
found myself wondering the same thing.  Like when I was dating Steve as a 
teenager it seemed he was also hot for her, even if he didn’t fuck her. 
Ever since he moved back and we got married it was more her mom’s tail he 
was chasing.  Personally, although I never had told Kristi about this, I 
think it was more her “career choices” than anything.  Steve certainly 
didn't mind a girl with some “history” (thank god for me) but Kristi’s 
prostitution days were a total turn-off for him.  It’s like in his rule 
book it’s OK for a girl to fuck a dozen guys at a party just so long as 
she isn’t being paid for it.  Personally I thought he was being a little 
hypocritical but if that’s the worse trait I ever find in him, I can live 
with that. 
 
“Whatever, it doesn’t matter,” she finally blurted out.  Then she looked 
up at the ceiling where we could still hear the shower running.  “What 
the fuck anyway, how long does your husband need to shower?  Mine would 
have been out of there long ago.” 
 
I just shrugged.  With Steve that was impossible to answer.  Sometimes it 
was two minutes, another time it was an hour - assuming the hot water 
held out.  No doubt he thought he was finished with sex for the day, or 
at least for a while having just exhausted my aunt.  So if that was the 
case, why be in a hurry? 
 
“You know, screw it, I’m heading up there,” Kristi declared.  Neither her 
mom or I protested nor do I think it would have mattered if we had.  When 
Kristi gets that airheaded mind of hers set on something, especially when 
it had anything to do with sex, you needed dynamite to change it. 
 
I almost said something about waiting for the cake as that had been the 
original plan but then I guess it really didn't matter what order we took 
things in so I just watched as she made her way quickly up the stairs 
with me and her mom close behind. 
 
Outside the bathroom door, which Steve had partially closed but left a 
crack open for whatever reason, Kristi quickly stripped, leaving a small 
pile of clothes by the door.  She’d only been wearing a pair of shorts 
and a cami other than her heels.  Sometimes I had to wonder if she even 
owned any underwear! 
 
Aunt Linda and I crowded together at the door, watching as my cousin 
opened the shower curtain and stepped in the tub without saying a word.  
I did manage to get off one shot of her half way in and out but that was 
about it for the moment so long as the shower was running and the curtain 
stayed shut. 
 
“Whoa!” I heard Steve exclaim.   
 
Smiling, I knew he would never have been expecting Kristi, especially 
since it had been so long since he’d last fucked her.  Come to think of 
it, this would be only the third time since she got married.  Not that 
her husband would care.  Heck, he was a client of hers back when she was 
whoring - and he was married at the time as well.  Thankfully there had 
been no kids to make things messy when he told his wife he was leaving 
her for a prostitute. 
 
Steve stuck his head out of the curtain and grinned at me saying, “Holy 
crap Kelly, you trying to kill me now that I’m thirty?” 
 
“Just shut up and fuck my cousin,” I threw back at him, laughing so hard 
I had a hard time holding my phone still to snap a photo of him. 
 
“Well if you insist,” he replied.  Yeah, as if THAT was such a chore. 
 
I heard the shower stop and then Kristi pulled open the shower curtain to 
give her mom and me a view.  Yeah, she was still a pro and when it came 
to putting on a sex show there was none better in Pittsburgh - just ask 
her old agent. 
 
They were both soaked with Kristi’s hair wet and pulled back.  She wasted 
no time squatting down to get to work on Steve’s dick which was not 
exactly rising to the occasion as fast as usual.  Well, if anyone could 
come close to my cock-sucking skills I would have to give that to my 
cousin.  In fact, Kristi was the only girl I knew that had sucked more 
dicks than me, or even come close for that matter! 
 
Steve’s wet pubic hair was mashed down to his crotch, making his dick 
appear even longer than usual.  Kristi was working him alright, playing 
with his balls and using her tongue like a maestro.  I had to say that I 
don't usually get all that excited watching Steve having sex with another 
girl but seeing him with my aunt had been HOT and now seeing him with her 
only daughter was even hotter.  The family relationship also added an 
extra bit of flavor to the mix.  Whatever the reason, I was feeling 
soaking wet watching her do my guy.  Had my aunt started touching me I 
think I might have orgasmed right then and there but she was just as 
mesmerized watching her daughter doing Steve as I was. 
 
Steve might have turned thirty today but he was also saying that he 
wasn't ready for the purple pills yet.  Yes indeed, THAT boast was 
confirmed as his dick swelled in her mouth and hand as she stroked him 
and sucked on the bulbous head.  Slowly but steadily his shaft grew 
thicker and longer until finally she could hold it with her entire hand 
and still have plenty to put in her mouth. 
 
Finally Kristi seemed happy that Steve’s dick was ready although I think 
in his mind he’d been ready long before.  She pulled her mouth off of him 
and said the two words EVERY man wants to hear - fuck me.   
 
She didn't have to ask twice.  Steve lifted Kristi up by her upper arms 
and twisted her around to face the tiled wall opposite the shower head.  
As for Kristi, she needed no prompting or direction.  She leaned forward 
with her palms against the tile, shifting her feet back towards Steve, 
spreading them apart as far as the tub would allow and then lifting her 
ridiculously hot ass to show off her ready and willing shaved pussy. 
 
“Fuck her... come on, fuck her,” my aunt whispered under her breath so 
low that I could barely hear her and her head was right next to mine. 
 
Steve didn't hear her of course and in any case to my surprise he had his 
own idea of what to do next and it didn't, at least for the moment, 
include fucking my cousin.  Instead, he kneeled down on the rubber shower 
mat and used both hands to spread her dripping wet ass even further apart 
before burying his face in her tight butt. 
 
“God... yesssssss!” Kristi moaned loudly as his talented tongue flickered 
against her asshole.   
 
Steve wasn't allowed to do that with me, or at least not unless he wanted 
to wait until he disinfected his face before kissing me again, so why not 
take advantage of the one girl in our family who liked anal more than 
anyone?  Full Disclosure in that I was the only one amongst the four of 
us that Steve usually fucked in my family that didn't like it but Kristi 
was the without question one who seemed to appreciate it the most. 
 
As Steve licked her hole he pushed in one and then two fingers into her 
wet pussy, stroking them in and out as he teased her asshole with his 
outstretched tongue.  Kristi was humping her butt so hard I don't know 
how he kept his face in there! 
 
“OK, that’s enough of that, fuck the little bitch,” my aunt practically 
hissed next to my ear, evidently becoming impatient with the slow pace of 
my husband.   
 
I should be clear, my aunt was always calling Kristi some name or another 
so I took the “B” word with a grain of salt.  It just showed her level of 
horniness as in general the hotter she got the coarser her language 
became.  Actually, “bitch” was pretty mild compared to some other pet 
names she kept on hand for her only daughter. 
 
“Finally!” she sighed, this time a little louder.  The bathroom echoed 
terribly - as I’d learned way back when I was a little girl and started 
masturbating in the shower, totally unaware of how the sounds carried out 
to my amused parents. 
 
“Hey, quite worrying mom, I’m getting there!” Steve called back over his 
shoulder as he stood and held his still stiff dick in his hand right up 
next to Kristi’s butt.  The grin on his face and the light tone of voice 
served to reveal the amusement he seemed to be feeling teasing my aunt.  
Yeah, sometimes guys really do know the right buttons to push as well. 
 
Indeed, my incredible husband seemed determined to tease all three of us 
as much as possible.  He already had my aunt on edge, waiting for him to 
drill her daughter.  It was nothing new as she’d started handing Kristi 
over to other men as soon as she thought Kristi could take their dicks 
without being injured.  Now, almost twenty years later, she still seemed 
to get as much excitement and pleasure from watching her daughter being 
fucked sex as ever. 
 
It wasn't just my aunt that Steve was teasing.  Poor Kristi must have 
been going nuts wondering which hole he was going to use.  Steve was 
gripping his dick by the base, directing the tip first against her 
asshole, then against her pussy hole.  Steve was missing back and forth 
between them, sometimes even giving a little push until the tip was 
barely inside.  I had to give my husband a lot of credit for his self-
restraint as I figured he’d never go so long without pushing it all the 
way - whichever one he chose. 
 
Then there was me.  I decided to get a little more comfortable so took 
advantage of the opportunity to move inside the bathroom and take a seat 
on the toilet (the lid was closed).  It gave me a ringside seat to the 
bathtub across from me where Steve was no posing as I took first a shot 
of him pushing into her asshole and then another of the same with her 
pussy.  I knew what he was doing even if the other two didn’t have a clue 
as to what had transpired earlier this morning.  God, it was like days 
ago, not just less than twelve hours away! 
 
“Well?” he asked me as both he and Kristi turned to look at me.  I knew 
what he wanted - for me to tell him where to fuck her first.  I say first 
because there was all likelihood that he wouldn't be happy until he’d 
done both so it was just a question of which one first. 
 
If there was one thing that repulsed me more than anal sex, it was having 
vaginal sex immediately afterward.  I know some people don't seem to mind 
but to me it’s an incredibly unsanitary practice.  I knew that Kristi 
didn't care but it would likely spoil everything for me if her did that 
to her so I took advantage of his offer to choose. 
 
“Her cunt... fuck her cunt first.” 
 
If there’s one word I hate when it comes to describing my pussy, it’s 
“cunt”.  I don’t know why, just do.  I guess it’s like saying “fuck” in 
that it’s not the word that’s bad but the meaning behind it.  I say fuck 
all the time but it’s not to curse but rather to describe a sex act so I 
don't feel I’m swearing when I say it.  When it some to the word cunt 
though, it only has one meaning and it’s always bad.  Still, for whatever 
reason I knew both my aunt and my cousin seemed to get off talking dirty 
so I used it for her sake even though I felt a little dirty saying it - 
and not in a good way 
 
Aunt Linda had come in and was standing next to me as the moment she’d 
been waiting for had arrived. 
 
“Get a close-up,” she urged me, pushing me in the middle of my back 
towards the tub. 
 
I leaned forward until I was as close as I could get and still have an 
idea of what I was looking at.  Steve took that as his cue and just as I 
asked, he slipped his rigid dick into my cousin’s welcoming pussy. 
 
Two moans and one groan emerged as Steve pushed it hard into her until he 
was buried in her all the way to the base of his cock.  The groan of 
course was from my husband as my cousin’s pussy enveloped his cock.  
While not as tight as mine (she was much more into large toys than me and 
those take their toll over time), she was still only 26 and as such had a 
good grip on him.  The moans came almost simultaneously as Kristi’s head 
lifted back more and more as Steve rammed his dick in her while her mom 
started to masturbate and moan watching her “little girl” getting laid. 
 
Steve fucked Kristi for just a few minutes that way which was plenty for 
me to get some pretty good shots.  Then, just as I’d expected, he 
switched to her asshole.  I’m sure he loved fucking her pussy but that 
ass must have been driving him insane knowing Kristi wanted him in it as 
much as he did. 
 
Aunt Linda was leaning against the sink now, one hand between her legs 
masturbating while the other was cupping her boob and toying with her 
nipples.  I turned and got off a couple shots knowing that Steve would 
likely be masturbating to them sometime in the near future.   Then I 
thought better and switched it to video, alternating between my aunt 
masturbating and my husband fucking her daughter’s ass.  I smiled to 
myself knowing that THIS would get him stroking tomorrow! 
 
“Why not join in?” I suggested to her. 
 
At first I didn't think she could hear me the way her attention seemed 
totally focused on the sex act in front of her.  Then she seemed to come 
out of her trance and moved towards the tub without saying a word. 
Kristi, seeing her mom approach, lifted up and let my aunt move in 
between her and the wall.  Steve didn't stop his stroking but did somehow 
manage to move back in sync with Kristi.  
 
Kristi leaned back towards her mom, sucking on her breasts and taking her 
mom’s nipples into her mouth, gripping them with her teeth and tugging - 
not always that gentle either.  Aunt Linda seemed to love it! 
 
“Harder,” she gasped as Kristi pulled on her nipple with her teeth.   
 
At the same time she put one hand between her mom’s legs, pushing a 
finger up into her hairy pussy.  It was a scene so hot I almost forgot 
about my iPhone and I quickly snapped a few before I missed it.  God, 
what would my dad say if he saw this pic with Kristi in the middle as my 
husband fucked her ass while she fingered her mother’s pussy? 
 
Kristi was cumming - hard.  She had her eyes tightly shut while resting 
her head against her mother’s stomach.  Both hands were on her mom’s hips 
as she used her mother for support as Steve kept banging away on her. 
 
“That’s it baby girl, cum... cum for your mommy,” Aunt Linda encouraged 
her as she held Kristi by the head with both hands. 
 
Whether it was Kristi cumming, listening to her mother, the act of Steve 
fucking my cousin’s ass, or a combination of everything, Steve was on the 
verge as well.  He pulled out of her ass suddenly and started stroking 
his rock hard cock vigorously. 
 
“Fuck yeah!” he groaned as yet another load of sperm erupted. 
 
Oh my God, I was so proud of my husband!  Like how many men his age could 
even cum again after all he’d been through, let alone shoot his first 
load all the way to the back of Kristi’s head!  The following ones didn't 
have quite the distance but landed a respectable ways onto her back and 
then her ass. 
 
“A little shampoo?” my aunt laughed as she smeared his cum into Kristi’s 
wet hair.  Well, if nothing else she was going to need some REAL shampoo 
now.  As hot as it may have looked on the video later, having a load of 
cum in your hair is NOT all that much fun later on when you’re trying to 
wash it out. 
 
Kristi staggered to her feet, her face beet red.  “Oh Wow!” was all she 
could get out as she stumbled and Steve had to grab her before she 
collapsed. 
 
My aunt stood up and let out a deep breath.  “Damn, now THAT was good!” 
 
I had to agree with her and if anyone were to later disagree, well I had 
the whole finale on video to prove it! 
 
Everyone eventually got their wits about them.  The three of them had to 
all shower again but this time without the extracurricular activities.  
We ended up in the bedroom, the four of us lying about on the king-sized 
bed.  It was a little odd being the only one dressed but in a way that 
seemed more appropriate.  I hadn't brought Steve here to have sex with me 
after all. 
 
“I have to hand it to you Kelly, this was the most incredible birthday 
party I’ve ever had,” Steve congratulated me, leaning over to give me a 
kiss as he tweaked my boob teasingly. 
 
“What, you think that’s all?” I replied, trying to act shocked as if how 
could he say such a thing. 
 
For just a moment Steve looked perplexed but then a broad grin broke out. 
 
You’ve GOT to be kidding me,” he groaned.  “God Kelly, I’m not sixteen 
anymore you know.” 
 
Then he perked up, or at least his eyebrows did.  His poor dick was 
pretty flaccid at the moment. 
 
“Oh god... it wouldn't be Tammy, would it?” 
 
Now there were actually two Tammy’s he might be talking about but I knew 
which one he meant.  The first Tammy that came to mind was my mom’s best 
friend.  She lived out in Oregon which is why my mom moved out there 
after the divorce.  Happily married with a couple of handsome sons, she’d 
never had sex with another man (I mean NO other man) until she was 
visiting us and did it with my dad.  Similarly, the two if us had sex a 
few times as well which constituted most of her lesbian experiences other 
than with my mom.  She even eventually learned about me having sex with 
dad and while she would never entertain such thoughts about her own sons, 
she seemed to accept what we did better than I’d thought she would and 
even watched my dad fuck me a couple of times. 
 
No, the Tammy that Steve was started to actually get hard about again 
(just to show what she meant to him) was my cousin Tammy, the youngest 
daughter of my father’s younger brother.  Thanks in no small part to me, 
Tammy had lost her virginity to my father back when she was fourteen and 
then did it later with her own dad and brother.  Throughout high school 
she was a bit of a slut (nowhere in my league but adequate in her own 
way) choosing primarily to play with her brother and his friends.  Then 
she went off to college and met a really nice guy which seemed to settle 
her down.  Once she started having sex with her boyfriend she stopped 
with the incestual sex so by the time Steve got back in the picture she 
would tease him but that was about it.  It was one of Steve’s dreams to 
fuck her and no doubt he thought his dream was about to come true. 
 
Unfortunately it wasn't. 
 
“You silly goose,” I said as I playfully slapped at his dick which was 
noticeably larger, “Haven’t I provided you with enough pussy for one 
day?” 
 
Unsaid of course was that he’d had the opportunity for yet another but 
hadn't taken advantage of it. 
 
Poor Steve.  In like an instant he went from perky and alert to deflated 
and slumped over. 
 
“Hey, don't look so sad,” I said, trying to make him feel better, “I DO 
have another surprise for you though.” 
 
I jumped off the bed and rushed downstairs.  The it hit me - where the 
heck were the candles?  When it came to keeping house, my mom and her 
sister couldn't be more different so when I looked in the drawers where 
such things had been kept most of my life, nothing to be found.  Oh well, 
he would just have to go without. 
 
Crap!  Where was my head at.  Half way up the stairs I realized I didn't 
have anything to cut it or eat it with so back down the stairs again.  
This time the options were fewer so I didn't have any problems finding 
what I wanted. 
 
“Happy Birthday honey!” I cried out as I finally entered the room with 
his cake. 
 
If anyone had anything to say about the lack of candles at least they 
kept it to themselves.  We enjoyed the cake, making a bit of a mess on 
the bed but then that was my aunt’s problem to deal with later.  Just 
then my phone dinged - someone had just texted me. 
 
“Really Kelly, can’t you live without that thing for just an hour?” Aunt 
Linda sighed deeply. 
 
I just glared at her but then we both broke out in laughter.  It was a 
running joke between us so I knew that nothing was meant bad by any of 
her comments. 
 
Steve tried to lean over to see what the message was but I pulled the 
phone back like Lucy yanking the football out from under Charlie Brown. 
 
“Hey, you know better buster,” I admonished him. Indeed, if there was one 
thing I kept private, it was my phone. 
 
I excused myself, saying I had to use the restroom but I don't think any 
of them believed me but then so what?  I wanted to be alone and it 
accomplished my purpose.  
 
The text had simply - “ready”. It was the “who” that made it interesting.  
Whether or not Steve would have figured out what was meant by the message 
was debatable.  Most likely he would be suspicious but I doubted he would 
recognize the addy.  However, he WOULD certainly recognize the face that 
popped up on my phone that was associated with the caller... my very best 
friend in the entire world. 
 
Beth. 
 
 
Chapter 7 - My Best Friend Provides the Finale 
============================================== 

With the bathroom door closed I quickly dialed and Beth immediately 
answered. 
 
“All set?” I asked cryptically in case Steve was listening. 
 
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” I heard her giggle on the other end, “No rush 
though, I could do this all night.” 
 
I cracked open the door to the bathroom to be sure nobody could see me 
and then hustled across the hallway to my old bedroom, praying the old 
wood floors wouldn’t squeak and give me away.  Moving over to the back 
window I looked down at the deck below me and sure enough, the hot tub 
was running and who was in it but none other than Beth! 
 
She was laying back in the corner of the tub facing away from me so she 
didn't see me peeking out.  Suddenly I felt a twinge between my legs as 
vivid memories of that night so many years ago, almost twelve now if that 
was possible, when I’d come home unexpectedly early from a party only to 
find myself play Peeping Tom while my parents were making love in the 
very same place that Beth was now relaxing.  Well, my dad had replaced 
the tub since then but the general location was the same. 
 
People ask me all the time what changed such that I started having sex 
with my dad.  Most people seem to assume he’d done something similar to 
what my grandfather had done with his two daughters.  He’d taken my mom 
first in her bed one night when he was too horny to think straight.  She 
was fourteen at the time but her younger sister Linda was taken by him 
shortly after even though she was just twelve at the time.  Unlike me and 
my dad, it wasn't like they had a lot of say in the matter either. 
 
Well, in my case it was a LOT different.  Even though I learned later 
that my dad had been dying to fuck me for years, he never pushed me into 
doing anything.  Yes, the opportunities were provided.  In fact, some 
people would call what they did “grooming” but that sounds way too 
manipulative to me.  In any case, they left it up to me to open the door.  
As a result, although I’d been engaged in a rather active sex life for 
two years by then, the idea of me doing it with my dad never once crossed 
my mind until that moment at my bedroom window. 
 
Some people find this hard to believe but it was the first time I’d ever 
seen my parents making love.  Oh sure, they masturbated with the door 
open but it was always shut when they had sex.  So what happened that 
night to me was what some people would call a paradigm shift (watch The 
Big Bang Theory if you don’t know what that means).  Sure, I’d been 
having sex with all sorts of boys by then but it was just for fun and to 
feel good, not to mention a great way to be popular.  Now I saw another 
side of sex, something totally different - a most intimate demonstration 
of the love and respect someone has for another.  My dad wasn't fucking 
my mom, he was making love to her. 
 
I loved my dad.  I respected him as much as anyone else in the world.  
But at that moment my heart burst as I realized I’d never truly SHOWN him 
just how much I loved and respected him.  Oh sure I tried to be a good 
daughter (most of the time) and tell him how I felt about him, but now I 
saw how I could go so far beyond all that and SHOW him.  I wanted to give 
him the most sacred and intimate gift of all - ME. 
 
Well, without going on about all that any more, that was what led to me 
having sex with my dad not too long after that.  Seeing Beth there also 
reminded me of the first time my dad fucked her, again almost in that 
exact same spot.  It was more significant than most people might imagine 
as to the best of my knowledge Beth was the first girl he’d had sex with 
since marrying my mom (that was not part of our family). 
 
OK, so that particular spot in the hot tub had a lot of memories for me, 
not to mention God only knows how many times I’d had sex there or even 
just spent the evening masturbating.  I felt the excitement grow as I 
knew before long, yet another memory would be added... 
 
“OK, so what was all THAT about?” Steve inquired when I finally re-
entered the bedroom.   
 
Looking past him, I saw that Kristi had instinctively nestled up against 
her mom who was lovingly fondling her with her fingertips.  I suppose it 
just came natural considering they’d shared the same bed from the time 
her father had left when she was two.  Still, I always thought it was a 
little hot just in the way they seemed to get into this sort of thing 
with what seemed to be no real thought or effort - it just happened. 
 
Rather than answer I put one knee up on the bed and reached out for his 
dick.  Steve didn't make any effort to push me away or move out of reach 
but then why would he?   I suppose it didn't hurt that my sundress rode 
up to expose my bare bottom.  Tugging on it gently, I grinned at him and 
I think he realized at that moment that his birthday party wasn't quite 
over yet. 
 
“Oh fuck Kelly, NOW who do you have for me?” he groaned suspiciously 
loud.  Yeah, like he was really worried. 
 
“Well, rather than tell you, why not go out back on the deck and find out 
for yourself?” I said teasingly.  
 
Both Kristi and her mom were smiling - they knew my plans.  Steve, on the 
other hand, didn't have a clue.  So far I think he could’ve somewhat 
predicted the events, or at least the people involved.  Not so with Beth 
in that he’d NEVER have guessed that she would be involved, at least not 
today. 
 
It wasn't that Beth was a prude or that she and Steve didn't have any 
history.  Oh no, quite the opposite in fact.  Beth was having sex with 
Steve long before me, aided by her early budding breasts that drew the 
high school boys like moths to a flame.  Interestingly enough, one of 
those boys happened to be my current husband!  It was a point she never 
let me forget once I started dating Steve and having sex with him and 
then so many years later marrying him.  Yes, she’d had him first but 
sometimes she could get a little annoying about it. 
 
When Steve returned to Pittsburgh a few years back with his mom, one of 
the first girls he’d fucked after me had been Beth.  Beth and I had been 
friends since I could remember so it wasn't unusual for us to be having 
sex with the same guys, sometimes even at the same time.  Interestingly, 
she didn't seem to have the same rep as I did in high school for being a 
total slut but I guess that was because she didn't flaunt herself quite 
as much.  Yeah, she loved showing off those boobs but with hers she could 
do that in a sweatshirt!  
 
Another key difference between us is that while I don't mind a good gang-
bang now and then, my real preference is for one-to-one sex.  On the 
other hand, Beth has always been more into the party and orgy scene, 
rarely going out with a guy alone for sex.  She’s pulled me into a number 
of her sex parties over the years and while they have been fun at times, 
usually I would look back afterwards and realize how empty they left me 
feeling when compared to having a guy focus just on me all night.  
 
I mentioned that Beth was the first girl my dad fucked outside of 
marriage, technically committing adultery but my mom managed to 
rationalize it somehow since she was watching from my bedroom window 
while my dad did Beth in front of me in the hot tub.  At the time he 
didn't do me and Beth had no idea he had been.  It wasn't later until 
after I’d seduced her father (a one-time thing) that I revealed to her 
the truth by having her do a repeat performance in the hot tub, only this 
time my dad did me as well.  So Beth was fully aware these days about 
everything I did which made life a lot easier. 
 
Beth had also gotten married recently, about six months after I did.  
Steve and I have swapped with her and her husband just a couple of times 
but it wasn't something we pushed.  Being my best friend, Beth was 
actually the one close girlfriend that I was the least sexually involved 
with while growing up.  We didn't even masturbate together all that much, 
certainly nowhere near as much as I did with Kristi.  It was like our 
friendship was so tight that to bring in sex was something we both were 
worried might ruin what we had.  I know, sounds silly now and we probably 
wasted a lot of good opportunities, but that’s how it was with us. 
 
So Steve was now heading for the deck with no idea who was waiting for 
him but I could imagine he had some ideas.  I only hoped that he still 
wasn't hoping that it would be little cousin Tammy (although not so 
little anymore as a college girl) and didn't let Beth see any 
disappointment on his face when he saw who it was. 
 
Well, as it turned out I need not have worried.  I tried to keep up with 
him but he was faster than me and was out on the deck before I got to the 
kitchen door.  Damn, I missed his initial reaction!  Oh well, regardless 
he seemed quite pleased at my next surprise for him.  Steve didn’t 
hesitate for a moment but got in the hot water as fast as he could to 
take a seat next to my naked best friend. 
 
“Well?” was all I said as I stepped out, crossing my arms as I waited for 
an answer.  It wasn't like he didn't know what I was asking about. 
 
“Fuck Kelly, you’re too much sometimes,” he laughed and then turned to 
Beth to add, “You DO know what she’s all had planned out so far I hope?” 
 
Beth just nodded, not having said a word yet, or at least not with me 
there.  Steve was already fondling her large natural breasts.  God, it 
was like they had some sort of magnetic force over a guy’s hands whenever 
she was next to one. 
 
“OK then, I’ll do my best but Little Steve hasn’t been asked to perform 
like this in a longgggg time!” 
 
Oh crap, again I wondered where my head was at!  I’d left my phone 
upstairs!  Then I looked up to my bedroom window and who did I see but my 
aunt and cousin looking down.  My Aunt Linda held up my phone and I saw 
that she was already taking matters into her own hands.  I breathed a 
sigh of relief as one of the final presents I wanted to give Steve was a 
DVD filled with the events of his 30th birthday. 
 
Beth looked over at me and waved as I took a seat on one of the deck 
chairs to watch. 
 
“What’s the matter Kelly, not going to join in?” she called over to me. 
 
I’d considered this earlier when planning everything and had decided from 
the start that I was going to wait until everything was said and done and 
Steve and I returned home before I had sex with him again.  All this was 
just something I wanted to give to him and let HIM be the focus of 
attention.  I feared that if I got too involved that it wouldn’t be all 
about him anymore.  Sad to say, it would probably be ME that drove it 
that way as I didn’t trust myself in such situations.  
 
So I just waved back and called back, telling her to enjoy herself.  As I 
watched them get started, I wondered how often she’d done something like 
this after her marriage.  So far as she’d told me, she’d stayed loyal to 
her new husband except for parties and even then they both always went 
together.  I knew Steve held a special place in her heart and while I was 
never really jealous of her, I knew when he looked at her he saw 
something different than he did in any other girl but me.  Indeed, it was 
telling in how quickly he was able to regain his erection! 
 
Steve was sitting now on the edge of the tub, his feet and most of his 
legs underwater but his dick was well above the water line and looked to 
be amazingly hard yet again.  Damn, I was once again so proud of my 
husband!  I know a lot of women even at my age that would kill to have a 
husband with his kind of recovery.  Of course today was a little special 
and I imagine that didn't hurt but still, it was pretty incredible. 
 
Beth soon started rubbing Steve’s dick between her large boobs, pushing 
them together with her hands such that they completed surrounded his dick 
as she moved them up and down his shaft.  While I must say that these 
days I’m quite satisfied with mine, seeing how Steve was getting off from 
it made me wish mine could be a little bigger for just a little while so 
I could do it to him like she was.  Yeah, I tried with mine and Steve was 
kind enough not to compare, but there was nothing I could do with mine to 
measure up to Beth’s at the moment. 
 
As Steve leaned back and let her go to work, Beth lowered her head and 
took the head of his dick in her mouth while she pushed her boobs down on 
the shaft, letting it go in and out between her lips as she stroked his 
dick.  From the way Steve was moaning, he was loving it! 
 
Looking back up at my bedroom window, I noticed it was empty again.  Oh 
well, I guess they must have gotten bored watching and decided to get 
back in bed together.  I enjoyed sex with my mom but it wasn’t something 
we ever did a lot.  Kristi, on the other hand, seemed to be constantly 
doing it with her mother but then she didn't have a dad growing up so I 
guess that was a large part of it.  My dad had tried to help out when she 
was older after I left for college but by then it was too late to change 
her habits. 
 
Before long they’d switched places and Steve was eating her pussy.  Hmmm, 
she was a lot hairier than I’d ever seen her before!  I was going to have 
to ask her about that afterwards to see what the story was.  With the 
water from the hot tub matting it down I wasn't sure how much was really 
there.  Oh well, something to talk about later I guess.  My guess it was 
probably something her husband had pressed as I knew that not every guy 
liked the bald pussy look.  Even Steve now and then would watch some porn 
from the eighties and comment how hot it was to see a hairy bush. 
 
For the most part, the next half hour or so was what I would call 
“routine”, if watching your husband fuck your married best friend could 
ever be called that.   Granted, sex in a hot tub can be hot at times (no 
pun intended) but it DOES somewhat limit what you can do, at least 
without drowning.  Steve mostly did her from behind while she leaned over 
the edge looking at me.  I loved seeing the look in my friend’s face as 
she orgasmed and then came again thanks to my husband’s cock in her. 
 
When Steve eventually did cum Beth was quick to twist around and take it 
on her face and boobs.  That was the one concession she made to marriage 
- she didn't let guys cum in her anymore, or at least if she could help 
it.  I had to give her credit as that wasn't something I could ever limit 
myself to.  Heck, for me THAT was one of the best parts of having sex!  
 
Steve didn't exactly have his usual output but then who could blame him 
after all the sperm he’d already pumped out today.  It was still 
respectable, as much as some guys squirt the first time, so she seemed 
satisfied.  They quickly kissed while she washed off the sperm in the hot 
water and then they both got out with Steve giving her a hand as she 
still seemed a little wobbly. 
 
“Thanks babe,” she said to him as they approached me.  Steve just smiled 
and leaned over to kiss her briefly as he squeezed her bottom with one 
hand. 
 
“So tell me honey, did I do good today?” I asked sweetly. 
 
Steve rolled his eyes, puffed his cheeks and then blew out a big breath. 
 
“All I can say is this had better be it, I don't think I can cum again 
for a week!” 
 
Beth turned and grabbed his now already flaccid dick.  Damn, he shrunk 
fast! 
 
“Oh???? Is that a challenge?” she asked, tugging gently on him and 
licking her lips.  She was just teasing - I hoped. 
 
“Well he better be wrong,” I heard coming from the kitchen and then my 
aunt walked out.  She was still nude - and would be I was sure until she 
had to leave the house.  Kristi was behind her, naked as well but then 
that didn't shock me either.  I couldn't help but smirk.  Now it was 
THREE naked girls, one naked husband, and me still dressed. 
 
We all looked at my aunt as she came out with her phone in her hand. 
 
“OK guy, your wife may be through with you but now your mine!” she said 
saucily, “Get that damn fine ass dressed ‘cause we’re heading out in ten 
minutes.  The party starts in less than an hour and you know I like to be 
there when it begins.” 
 
What the hell?  She’d never even hinted at this with me.  I looked over 
at Kristi who had to know this was coming but she just shrugged and tried 
to play like she was as surprised as I was.  Poor Steve, I knew he wanted 
to go to the party - he would ALWAYS accept such an invitation regardless 
of the notice given,  Still, he looked at me and I knew he was afraid 
that I might be upset at him leaving for the rest of his birthday. 
 
Yes, I DID have plans for an evening together after a full day of 
outrageous sex.  Yes, it sort of pissed me off my aunt would plan this 
behind my back, knowing I wouldn’t want to go with them.  But then I 
guess that’s what comes with the territory when you marry a sexual guy 
like Steve.  No matter how it made me feel, the last thing I was going to 
do was tell him I was disappointed and make him have to turn down the 
invitation. 
 
My aunt and Steve hustled back to the house to get cleaned up and 
dressed, leaving me with my best friend and hot cousin.   They each took 
a towel and spread it out on one of the other chairs and took a seat at 
the round glass patio table with me. 
 
“So now you have to tell me, how did things go today?” Beth asked, acting 
as thought nothing had just happened. 
 
Well, maybe that was for the best as for the next couple of hours we 
talked about everything that had happened and then moved on to an evening 
of reminiscing about our high school years.  I even had a little wine, 
something I rarely indulge in.  We’d quickly moved back in the house as 
it was chilly outside.  Kristi put on her usual panties while Beth 
grabbed one of my dad’s shirts.   
 
Interestingly I don't think any of us ever even considered having sex.  
It was more like three close friends spending an evening together sharing 
mutual experiences and a few new stories were even confessed.   
 
 
Chapter 8 - A Fitting Ending  
============================ 
 
Later that night I was sleeping in bed when my husband slipped in under 
the sheets next to me.  He stunk of sex so I guess he hadn't bothered 
showering but it wasn't all that bad.  If anything he smelled sexy. 
 
“Have a good night honey?” I asked sleepily. 
 
I couldn't see his face in the dark but I could hear the joy in his 
voice. 
 
“Yeah, I had a good time.  Do you remember Jill, the little blonde with 
the short hair?” 
 
I knew where this was going so I just reached up and put a finger to his 
sleeps, indicating that he really didn't need to tell me.  Yes, I DID 
remember the young girl he was referring to.  Another time and I might 
have even giggled as I thought about what a crush he had on her from the 
moment he first laid eyes on her.  Her father was pretty protective, 
keeping a close eye on her at all times, but then who could blame him for 
being concerned about his daughter who couldn't have been older than ten 
or eleven at the time. 
 
“Please... not now honey,” I whispered. 
 
Although he seemed quite chipper, it only took a minute or so before I 
heard him starting to snore lightly.  Well, he deserved his sleep after 
all he’d done (or should I say all WHO he’d done) today. 
 
Now I felt wide awake all of a sudden and here he was sound asleep next 
to me.  I got up and turned on the hall light and left the door cracked 
so there would be just enough light to see by.  Steve had rolled over 
onto his back and was lying there nude, his well-used dick lying there 
looking so small and helpless. 
 
God I loved my husband!  I laid there on my side, stroking the tips of my 
fingers over his muscled body and then lightly over his soft cock.  As I 
did I started to masturbate, remembering everything I’d watched during 
what had been an incredible day.  There was so much to turn me on.  As I 
gently played with his dick I remembered how it had looked as he fucked 
my Aunt and then her daughter, glistening with their pussy juices as it 
stroked so powerfully in and out of them.  God I wanted him to fuck me 
with it! 
 
It wasn't until I’d cum twice that I was finally able to go back to 
sleep.  I laid there with my head in his lap, his dick against my cheek 
and the musky odor of his crotch thick in my nose. 
 
As my eyes closed and my mind drifted off to sleep, I was dreaming of how 
good he would fuck me the next day... and the day after that... and the 
day after that! 
 
Yes, I’m married to the best husband in the world!   
 
THE END