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\pard\plain \ltrpar\s14\cf0\qc{\*\hyphen2\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi-1008\sa120\keepn\rtlch\af4\afs60\lang1081\ai\ab\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs60\lang1033\b\loch\f4\fs60\lang1033\b {\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs60\lang1033\i0\b Sorry, John}
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\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\sa240\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0{\rtlch\ltrch\hich\b\loch\b Story Codes: }}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0  humor watersports}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi360\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0{\rtlch\ltrch\hich\b\loch\b Author\'92s Note:}}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0  This story involves sexual activity between consenting adults. If it is illegal to read about such things in your jurisdiction, or if you\'92re not into that kind of story, please delete this file immediately. This story is entirely a work of f
iction; none of the events described herein have actually taken place (at least to the author\'92s knowledge).}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi360\sa240\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 This story may be posted with {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i no deletions or other changes }to a noncommercial web site or the free section of a commercial website. This story is copyright by the author 2012 and all rights are reserved.}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi360\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 So, dude, the weirdest thing happened this weekend when Melissa and I went camping.\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi360\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 What, you get attacked by a rabid rabbit or something?\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s31\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi283\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 No, man, don\'92t be stupid. We were outside the tent, laying in the grass and fucking. She was on top, so I was laying on my back. After we came, we sat there for a few minutes, my dick still kinda half hard inside her, and then she said she had to pee and 
started to get up.\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s31\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi283\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 Well, I don\'92t know what made me do it, but I grabbed her legs and told her not to move- just to stay where she was and piss. I mean, I\'92ve heard of, you know, people pissing on each other during sex, and always thought it was a little weird, but what the f
uck- we were high, I figured we could try it and see what it was like, you know? And she was all, \'91You want me to {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i piss }on you? With your {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i cock }still inside me? Mike, that\'92s {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i weird.\'92 }And I was all, \'91Yeah, babe, I know, but some people like it. I just wanna se
e what it\'92s like, \'91K? The lake\'92s right there to wash off in, it\'92ll be cool. Just do it.\'92 \'93}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s31\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi283\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 So she said, \'91OK\'92 and just let go, right there on top of me. And you know, it felt really weird, her hot piss running down my balls and ass, some of it spraying out on my stomach, some going down my legs. But it was kinda hot, too. My dick got {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i real }stiff 
{\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i real }quick, and we started fucking again while she was still pissing. Both of us came really, really hard, even though we\'92d just fucked a few minutes before. You should try it some time.\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi360\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 No way, man. Pissing on each other is just sick. I\'92m not {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i ever }going to do something like that.\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s31\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi283\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 No, man, you should. I thought it would be weird, too, but it turned out to get both of us really hot.\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\li0\ri0\lin0\rin0\fi360\sa240\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033 {\rtlch \ltrch\loch \'93}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0 All I am saying is, give piss a chance.\'94}
\par \pard\plain \ltrpar\s3\cf0\qj\tx360\tx720\tx1080\tx1440\tx1800\tx2160{\*\hyphen3\hyphlead2\hyphtrail2\hyphmax0}\rtlch\af4\afs22\lang1081\ltrch\dbch\af6\langfe2052\hich\f4\fs22\lang1033\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0{\rtlch\ltrch\hich\b\loch\b Author\'92s Note: }}{\rtlch \ltrch\loch\f4\fs22\lang1033\i0\b0  I\'92m {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i really, really sorry }about doing that to you, but the joke occurred to me and I couldn\'92t {\rtlch\ltrch\hich\i\loch\i not }write the story. I\'92ll go report to the torturer for my well-deserved flogging for perpetrating such a horrible pun.}
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