Limericks

Lifted from Legman, copyright Bell Publishing Company, 1969

Ahem...
the limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with Virgins
And masculine urgings
and swarms with erotic effects

Here goes...

Organs
There was a young lady named Biddle
who had an untouchable middle
she had many friends
because of her ends
Since it isn't the  middle you diddle.

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To his bride a young bridegroom said "Pish!
Your cunt is as big as a dish!"
She replied "why you fool, 
with your limp little tool,
It's like driving a nail with a fish!"

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There was a young lady from Spain
whose face was exceedingly plain
but her cunt had a pucker
that made the men fuck her
again, and again, and again!

Strange Intercourse
There was a young women named Dee
who stayed with each man she did see
When it came to a test
she wished to be best
and practice makes perfect, you see.

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There was an old man from Dundee
Came home just as drunk as can be
He wound up the clock
with the end of his cock
and buggered his wife with the key!

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A passionate red-headed girl
when you kissed her, her senses would whirl
her twat would get wet
and she'd wiggle and fret
while her cunt lips would curl and unfurl.

There was a young lady named Hilda
who went for a walk with a builder
He knew that he could,
and he should and he would - 
he did, and he damn nearly killed her!

The artful young man of Kildaire
who was fucking a girl on the stair,
when the bannister broke
so he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air!

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