Payback Courtesy of Jack Spicer 2

Wuya slowly stands up on her feet, as the Xiaolin Warriors jump back into their fighting stances. They’re prepared for the worst. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to fight you.” She says, “I couldn’t even if I wanted to.”

“And why should we believe a low-down, dirty rotten witch like you?” Clay asks her.

“Why Clay, you flatter me.” She says, with a small grin. But her look quickly changes back to serious. “But right now, you have much bigger problems.”

“It involves Chase Young, doesn’t it?” Omi asks.

“No, not him.” Wuya answers. “It’s Jack Spicer.”

There’s a long & silence pause, for what almost seems like 5 minutes. Then the Xiaolin Warriors fall to the floor in laughter, holding their guts. Raimundo is banging his fist against the floor, Clay is rolling around like a pig in his pen, and Kimiko & Omi are just laughing hysterically. Even Dojo is getting a chuckle in. Wuya just stands there, not in the mood for jokes.

“I’m Serious!” She tells them. “He’s gained possession of the Rod of Wao-Shu.”

Dojo suddenly turns his attention to her as the laughter dies down. He becomes hyperactive and flies up right into Wuya’s face to confirm what she just said. “What? Is it true? Has it really been found? Where? Can I touch it?” Clay lassos Dojo away from Wuya and puts him on the floor.

“What is this ‘Rod of Wao-Shu’ you speak of?” Omi asks.

“You mean…Fung never told you?” Wuya then begins to laugh herself, as the rest just stand there, with looks of seriousness. “I knew the old monk was protective of you, but this is too much.” She says as her laughter dies down. “Fine, I’ll tell you. But point me to your scrolls, quickly. So I can…”

“Yeah, right. Like we’re just gonna let you stroll around the Xiaolin Temple unescorted, looking for scrolls.” Raimundo says. “Come on, WE’LL show you.”

5 minutes later…

At the Temple’s study, Wuya frantically searches through scrolls, tossing unimportant ones aside. After discarding over a dozen scrolls, she finally finds the right one. “Here it is!” She says. The four warriors gather around her to read the scroll. They see the Shen Gong Wu, which looks like a bronze dildo, and begin reading the description.

“The Rod of Wao-Shu. This Shen Gong Wu works both ways, giving the holder an almost infinite libido along with the victim. But the victim is forced to succumb to their sexual urges. Plus, the holder has control over their orgasm, while the victim does not. The holder also has the ability to increase their sexual prowess by enhancing certain body parts.”

Wuya stops reading the scroll to see all four warriors with their eyes wide and their jaws dropped. “How…how could such a Shen Gong Wu exist?” Omi asks.

“Yeah, and how come I didn’t hear about it?” Raimundo adds. “I could’ve used that thing down in Rio.”

“That Wu sure would come in handy for all them cowgirls back home.” Clay says.

“Alright, that’s enough!” Kimiko barks out, shutting up Rai & Clay. “This is ridiculous. How could this Shen Gong Wu be useful to a warrior in battle?”

“Because…” Wuya says. “…It was used to defeat me.”

Once again, eyes widen & jaws drop. “That’s right, that Wu was used to beat Wuya and trap her in the puzzle box.” Dojo says, untying himself from Clay’s lasso. “And then Dashi hid the Wu before I could get the chance to use it! It wasn’t fair! I had three dates lined up that night.”

“OK, OK, we’re gonna need the whole story to figure this out.” Kimiko says. “So start spilling, witchy!”

Wuya takes a long sigh and decides to tell them, since there might not be another way. “Alright. The battle that I had with Dashi for control over the earth went on for months & months. Eventually, Dashi began to feel weak, while I remained all-powerful. So he consulted a scroll that told him about ‘The Rod of Wao-Shu’, and journeyed for it. When he came back with it, he used its power to weaken me. But back then my power was almost limitless. Bottom line…he fucked me for 7 straight days, until I was weak enough to be put in that blasted box.”

“Whoa…7 days.” Raimundo says. “OK, it’s official. Dashi’s my new hero.”

“Jack Spicer has the Wu right now, and he’s using it to get revenge on every woman that crossed him.” Wuya continues. “He got me first, which is why I’m devoid of my magic. He’s going after Katnappe now.”

“But what does that have to do with us?” Clay asks.

Raimundo agrees with him. “Yeah. I mean we’re all guys here. Except…” He stops mid-sentence and looks over at Kimiko, as does everyone else in the room.

“What? Oh, come on. I haven’t messed with Jack nearly as much as Katnappe or Wuya.” She says in her defense.

“Oh really?” Wuya says. “That little stunt you pulled earlier got under his skin.”

Kimiko is about to say something, but then thinks that her tricking Jack earlier might’ve gotten to him. Omi is upset with Kimiko. “Ooh, I knew that this would bring our Comeuppance. Are you happy now? Our uppance has come!”

“Calm down, Omi.” She tells him. “We’ll just have to stop Jack and get that Wu away from him. Come on, guys.”

“Wait a Texas minute.” Clay says. “If Jack might be after Kimiko, maybe we should hide her and…” Kimiko looks at Clay with rage in her eyes. She doesn’t take kindly to that comment. “Or maybe Kimiko is able to fight her own battles.”

“Uh, we got a problem.” Raimundo says as he points at Wuya, who just smiles and waves. “We can’t just leave her here unguarded with the Shen Gong Wu.”

“Raimundo’s got a point.” Clay adds, backing him up. “You don’t need magic to use them Wu.”

“OK. Then we shall settle this by a game of Boulder, Notebook, Knife!” He says, confusing everybody in earshot. Kimiko corrects him.

“I think you mean Rock, Paper, Scissors, Omi.” She says. “Two of us stay here, the other two go after Spicer. Here we go. One, Two, THREE!”

Rai & Clay throw out Rock, while Kimiko & Omi throw out paper, giving them the win. “We win. Me & Omi will go after Spicer.” Kimiko says. “Rai, you & Clay watch over Wuya and make sure she doesn’t pull anything. Come on, Dojo!!”

Dojo begins to grow to his full size, becoming a massive dragon. Kimiko hops on his back and waits for Omi to join her. Omi is still confused by the game. “Wait, how does Paper defeat Rock again in battle?” He asks.

“LATER, OMI!!!” Kimiko says as she pulls him onto Dojo. He flies off with the two warriors in tow, towards Katnappe’s last hideout, in search of Jack Spicer. Both Raimundo & Clay sit down on the ground, as does Wuya. The scene is quiet for several minutes, until Wuya breaks the silence.

“So…either of you ever play Strip Poker?”

A Couple of Continents away…

Katnappe lies sleeping in her cuddle bed in her beach side estate. She’s wearing a pink Nightie with fuzzy cat paw slippers, and cat ears on her head. Surrounding her bed are her genetically altered super kittens, on guard from any attackers that might intrude. They’re about to be tested though, as the house begins to shake. Katnappe jumps out of her catnap and looks around, wondering what’s going on. A moment later, the roof to the house flies high into the air, showing none other than Jack Spicer.

“Spicer? What the hell?” She says.

“Sorry, did I wake you from your Catnap?” He asks with a sly grin.

“You’ve got a lot of nerve pulling a stunt like this, Jack.” She tells him. “Maybe you want me to have my pets rip you apart like yarn.” At that moment, the kittens jump up and form a circle around her. They all hiss at Spicer, who doesn’t seem the least bit intimidated.

“What’s the problem? Can’t a guy just come over for a Booty Call?” He says, with the same grin.

“You wish, Jack.” She says, smiling back at him. “You’re not getting any of this tail. RIP HIM TO SHREDS!!!” The kittens all leap into the air right at Jack, who still doesn’t look intimidated. In fact, he yawns and snaps his fingers.

“Bloodhound-Bots…ATTACK!!!”

A second later, a fleet of Jack-Bots that look like Bloodhounds leap up to combat the kittens. The kittens put up a valiant fight, but they quickly begin to drop like flies. One by one, they hit the floor right in front of Katnappe. Jack just grins as he watches how easily his Bots have dispensed with Katnappe’s bodyguards.

“MY BABIES!!!” She says as she kneels down to check on one of them. They’re still alive, but beaten, which pisses her off. “You’re gonna pay for that, you whiny little weirdo.”

“Please, Kitty Litter. If your gonna threaten me, at least address me as ‘The Evil Genius, Jack Spicer!” He says cockily.

Katnappe reaches into the drawer of her nightstand and pulls out the Wings of Tinabi. “You’re about to be the Dead Coward, Jack Spicer. WINGS OF TINABI!!!” The wings lift her off the ground, leaving a beautiful rainbow trail. She glides closer, and closer, and closer…until Jack pulls out the Rod of Wao-Shu and aims it at her.

“ROD OF WAO-SHU!!!”

The same energy wave that engulfed Jack & Wuya before now does the same to Jack & Katnappe. She’s stopped in mid-air, and a moment later the wave dissipates. Katnappe now looks unimpressed.

“Is that all you got, Jack?” She says smugly.

“Wait for it, pretty kitty.” He says back to her.

She doesn’t have to wait long. A split second passes, and she begins to feel the incredible warm sensation that Wuya felt. It overwhelms her so much, that she lets go of the Wings of Tinabi and starts to fall. Jack quickly grabs her and gently floats down towards the ground.

“Dammit, Jack…what did you do?” She demands as she begins to finger her clit.

“Here, let me help you with that.” He says with a grin, as he reaches under her Nightie and moves his hand along with hers. As they reach the ground, Jack begins to move his two fingers inside of her love box. He fingers her gingerly, making sure not to bring her around too quickly. Katnappe can do nothing but moan, as she feels him moving in & out of her. Suddenly, he stops and takes his fingers out, making her crazy with anxiety.

“No…NO! Don’t stop, Jack!” She says.

“Don’t worry, I’ll give you something even bigger for your kitty to feed on.” He says. “But Jackpot Spicer needs to get his first.” With that he unzips his pants and lets them drop to the floor, along with his underwear. His huge member pokes out like a crossing gate. Katnappe gasps when she sees it.

“You, y-you…no. I won’t do it!” She says, trying to fight off the effects of the Wu.

“Fine. Then I guess you’ll just have to satisfy yourself then.” He lets her go and pretends to get ready to fly off. She thinks about the situation, and then is reminded that her horniness is rising to astronomical levels. She grabs Jack and turns him around, wanting his Cock more than ever. She falls to her knees and attacks his manhood like it’s catnip, taking half of it into her mouth with one move.

“Good kitty. Good.” He says, knowing he has her right where he wants her. She begins to bob her head back & forth, as she plays with his balls with her hand. Her ass shakes a little, as if she were wagging her tail. With every moment her lips are wrapped around his shaft, she becomes wetter & wetter down there. As she works on his rod, Jack’s face begins to develop a sinister look.

“Aw, come on, Ashley.” Jack says smugly. “I thought kitty was Hungry!”

As he says that, he forces himself even more into Katnappe’s mouth, until she Deep Throats him. Her eyes widen with shock, as he leaves his cock right there in her throat. Her tongue barely has the room to move, but rubs around the head, making Jack even harder than before. After a minute, he pulls out her mouth, and she gasps for air.

“Dammit, Jack.” She says. “I’m gonna make you suffer!”

Jack responds by picking her up on her feet & bringing her close. “Now, is that anyway to talk to someone who’s about to make you feel so good?” Katnappe begins to feel Jack’s cock rubbing between her legs. His rod becomes slicker as her juices drench down onto it. She begins to feel weak in the knees, and purrs as she thinks about having that massive Dick inside of her.

“J-J-Jack…put it inside me.” She says, almost begging. This doesn’t go unnoticed by Jack, who milks this just as he did with Wuya.

“Pretty kitty wants to be fed?” He says with a smirk “Then why don’t you beg for it?!”

“Please, Jack.” She says, breaking down. “Put it inside me. Fuck me!”

Jack finally lets up and lifts her leg, just enough for him to insert his cock. He sticks it in fairly deep, as Katnappe sighs with pleasure. She wraps her arms around his shoulder, as he picks her up and begins to ream her right there. Her body bounces up & down, as she bites her bottom lip, feeling ecstasy beyond description.

“Oh, G-God! F-Fuck me, Spicer.” She yells. “FUCK ME!!!”

He continues to thrust into her. Katnappe becomes lost in her own bliss, that she digs her nails into Jack’s back and claws it, leaving scars. Jack feels the pain of being scratched, and stops his motion. He pushes her off of him and onto her bed. Katnappe becomes scared as she sees Jack not looking pleased.

“Naughty kitty.” He says. “Mustn’t scratch. Just for that, we do it the hard way.”

Jack grabs her thighs and flips Katnappe over onto her stomach. He crawls onto the bed with her and sticks his pipe back into her. This time, he doesn’t bother to take it easy. He pumps in & out of her, going balls deep with each thrust. Katnappe grabs the sheets to her bed and clenches them tightly, as her fangs sink into a nearby pillow. Her screams are muffled by the pillow, and Jack doesn’t look like he’s ready to let up.

“You know Ashley, you are such a hypocrite.” He says, still reaming her. “You say you’re a Cat person, you even got all of these cat items. But yet, you love getting fucked Doggystyle, don’t you? Say you love it!”

“YES, I LOVE IT!!!” She screams. “I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! FUCK ME MORE!!!”

Jack picks up his pace and begins to drill her deeper than she’s ever had it before. A tear rolls down her cheek, and Katnappe begins to feel like she’s in heaven. She’s never had it so good. The bedsprings squeak loudly and the entire bed rattles with each thrust Jack makes into her. Jack feels himself getting closer, and decides to put the final touch on his payback to Katnappe.

“And now it’s time for kitty to have her milk.” He pulls out of her and flips her over again, before climbing back on top of her. He gives his member a few jerks, then shoots his load all over Katnappe’s face. It comes out like a firehose, and nearly covers most of her face. Katnappe doesn’t even protest, as she’s too zone out from the intense sex-athon she went through. She passes out, with a pleased smile on her face. Jack slowly crawls off her and stands up, just as Omi & Kimiko reach the scene.

“Jack Spicer! We are here to…” Omi stops when he sees the claw marks etched in Jack’s back. Kimiko gasps in shock.

“Ah, the Xiaolin Dorks. I was wondering when you would find out about me.” Jack says, seemingly unworried about them. “Let me guess, Wuya?”

“Yeah, she told us everything.” Kimiko says.

“Party-Pooper. I’ll deal with her ‘ass’ later.” He says.

“You will deal with no one’s ass now!” Omi tells Spicer, butchering the English language. “For you will relinquish your Shen Gong Wu! ORB OF TORNAMI, WATER!!!”

Omi pulls out a blue orb. A moment later, it shoots out water like a hydrant right at Jack, who uses his Heli-Bot to barely avoid the attack. Jack pulls out a large bronze gauntlet and puts it on. “FIST OF TEBIGONG!!!”

He drops down and punches the ground, causing Omi to lose his balance & go flying into a nearby closet. Kimiko is launched into the air, and Jack catches her before she can hit the ground.

“Wouldn’t want my next victim getting hurt too soon.” Jack says with a smile.

“Kimiko tries to escape his grasp. “Dream on, Jerk Spicer!” She’s able to get her hand free and reaches in her pocket to pull out her Shen Gong Wu. “STAR HA…”

She doesn’t finish, as Jack lies in a deep, passionate kiss on her. As he kisses her, he grabs hold of on of her breasts and fondles them. She’s valiantly trying to fight him off, but it’s not working. Then, just when she’s about to give in, he breaks the kiss and lets her go. Kimiko lands on her feet and looks up at Jack, who’s wearing a menacing grin on his face.

“See you soon, Kimmy. Real soon.” He flies out through the roof of the house, laughing his maniacal laugh as he flies off into the night. A second later, Omi kicks the door down from the closet and gets into his fighting stance.

“Where is he? Where is Spicer?” He says.

“Jack got away.” She says, still in shock over what Jack did.

“Then he must be after the Shen Gong Wu back at the Temple.” Omi says, coming to that conclusion. “Come on, we must stop him. DOJO!” Dojo slithers into the house and lands, just enough for the two to hop on his back. Omi grabs Katnappe, who’s still passed out, and carries her over to Dojo, putting her on his back.

“We got an extra rider?” Dojo asks.

“Yes, we cannot leave her here.” Omi says. “To the Xiaolin Temple!”

Dojo takes off into the air and flies towards home. As they’re in the air, Omi can’t help but look at the semen all over Katnappe’s face. “What is this white stuff that covers her face?” Both Dojo & Kimiko think the same thing, and Kimiko turns around to face Omi just as he’s about to touch it. She grabs his hand, and warns him.

“Trust me, Omi! You don’t wanna know!”

An hour later…

Kimiko, Omi & Dojo arrive back at the Temple, to find the place seemingly empty. They hop of Dojo, who transforms back to his smaller size. Omi carries Katnappe into the Temple as he, Kimiko & Dojo look for everyone else.

“GUYS? WHERE ARE YOU?” Kimiko yells. “WE GOT A PROBLEM!!!”

“They do not seem to be here.” Omi says. “I fear the worst of this situation.”

“Oh, man. This time I hope you’re wrong, Omi.” She tells him. “Spread out, we gotta find them.” The three begin to search the grounds, checking behind every pillar, building & bush. After a few minutes, Dojo stumbles on a closet, that has strange noises coming from inside.

“GUYS, OVER HERE!!!” Dojo waves them over, and soon all three stand in front of the door. Dojo hides behind Omi, as he slowly reaches over and opens the door. They’re expecting the worse. They’re expecting anything except for what they see now. Wuya, being sandwich by Raimundo & Clay. Raimundo has his Cock lodged into her pussy, while Clay has his rod reamed up her ass. Both are fucking the daylights out of her.

“OH…GOD, CLAY!!!” Wuya screams. “YOU’RE…TOO BIG!!!”

“You lost fair & square, Wuya.” Clay says with a smile. “Now take it like a witch.”

“She’s not exactly loose on this side, either.” Raimundo says. “For a Thousand year old witch, she sure is tight!” The two continue to bang her hard, until Kimiko clears her throat, revealing that they’re being watched. They all stop moving, and slowly turn their heads to see Kimiko, Omi & Dojo.

“Doing some special training, boys?” She asks, annoyed. Both Rai & Clay pull out of her, causing her to fall to the floor. Kimiko walks off in disgust.

“Wait, Kimiko! We can explain!” Raimundo says. “It all started with a game of Strip Poker!”

“We don’t have the time.” Kimiko says as she turns to him. “While you were ‘sleeping’ with the enemy, Jack Spicer got away.”

Raimundo grins. “So, that means you & the young prodigy didn’t stop him?”

Kimiko is about to say something, but can’t since she knows what Raimundo said was right. “I reckon they didn’t.” Clay says. They all turn to see him standing over a still passed out Katnappe. “But why did you bring Katnappe along with you?”

Raimundo turns back to Kimiko with an even wider grin. “I…well, she…and…Omi…look, it’s complicated!” Kimiko says. “And at least I didn’t have sex with her.”

“What was that ‘special training’ you were doing with Raimundo & Clay?” Omi asks Wuya, as she stands up. “Will it make them stronger?”

“Only one way to find out.” Wuya says with a seductive grin. Just then, Kimiko jumps between the two.

“OOHHHH NO!” She says. “Not now. We have to get our defenses up. Jack can come any moment for the Shen Gong Wu and…”

At that moment, the wall to the temple comes crumbling down. As dust kicks up in the air, the Xiaolin Warriors wonder what exactly is going on. When the dust settles, the first thing they see is Jack Spicer, leading a legion of his Jack-Bots.

“He-e-e-e-e-e-re’s Jacky!”