A Mile in Her Slippers
by Neoraichu
This story is rated M for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old).
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Timmy sat in his room where he had be banished by Vicky. She removed the television set and the computer, and swore she would punish him if he even tried to have any fun. He just couldn't understand why Vicky was so upset with him. It wasn't like he did anything especially rude or disrespectful that he knew of.
It all started when he said to her, "A guy can do anything a girl can do, including being a girl." That's when Vicky got really angry and screamed, "Twerp, it's hard being a woman! You couldn't last one day as a girl!" Things basically went downhill from there.
The next thing he knew, he was banished to his own room and forbidden from doing anything fun. He glanced to his fishbowl with Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda in their goldfish forms, and began to formulate a plan. After all, he had Fairy God Parents who granted his wishes. He hopped off the bed, went to the door, and made sure that it was locked.
"I got a wish," he announced.
=Poof!= There was Cosmo, Poof and Wanda in their true forms.
"What is it, champ?"
"I wish I had the body of an eighteen year old girl."
"Oh, nothing can go wrong with this wish," said Cosmo obliviously.
Wanda just scowled at her oblivious husband, but the three of them raised their wands and =Poof=. Timmy Turner found himself in his own bed with a strange, yet familiar body. He hadn't wished for clothes, so the woman's body was quite naked. There was strange swellings on her chest, and something he was rather used to was missing from between the legs. Instead, their was some kind of gash between her legs that he had never seen before.
"So this is what it's like to be a girl, huh?" he asked.
"I don't know, champ," replied Wanda.
"But you're a girl. You should know."
"I'm a fairy and you're a human. Big difference."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, with Fairies, men bear the babies while with humans, the woman does it. I don't know that much more about the differences between human and fairy women. You'll just have to figure it out yourself since Vicky took away your computer."
Female Timmy sat up and felt her breasts wobbling as she moved. She cupped her own breasts with her hands and squeezed them. "Wow," he mused, "I didn't realize they were so soft. What are these things called again?"
"Boobs!" shouted Cosmo.
"Poof!" shouted Poof.
Wanda gave him a dirty look before she corrected Cosmo, saying "They're called 'breasts', Timmy. When you have a baby, you'll use them to feed the baby like your mother did when you were a baby."
"And these are?" she asked as she pinched her own nipples. She jumped before any fairy could answer and said, "Wow, I really felt that."
"Titty hard-on!" shouted Cosmo.
"Poof!" shouted Poof.
"They're nipples, sweetie," mused Wanda as she glared at Cosmo again, "I think that's where the human mother's milk comes through when the baby is nursing. I knew they're real sensitive on fairy women, and I guess that holds true with human women too."
"Oh wait," she continued, "It feels kinda good now that the pain has faded. Maybe it would be better if I just rubbed them lightly." She cupped her hands and rubbed her nipples with the palms of her hands. "That does feel good. I wonder if Vicky does this?"
"Beats me," replied Cosmo, "but hopefully not as much as Wanda beats me."
"Whoa," moaned Timmy, "Now my nipples are getting hard. Is that supposed to happen?"
"It happens all the time when I do it to Wanda," answered Cosmo, "and also when Poof sucks on Wanda's nipples!"
"That's not being helpful," scolded Wanda.
Poof clutched at Wanda's chest as she said, "Not now, sweetie. It's not that time yet."
Poof seemed sad.
"So breasts and nipples are neat," replied female Timmy, "but what about this other stuff?" She pointed at her crotch, at her pubes, and her vagina region.
"All I know about the funny hair," said Wanda, "is that you get it about the time your Fairy God Parents have to leave you forever, and we make you forget you ever had us."
"Will I get this as a boy?"
"I think so, champ."
"And what's this gash between my legs where my penis used to be?"
"Pussy!" shouted Cosmo.
"Funny, it doesn't look like a cat."
"It's called a vagina," said Wanda as she scowled at Cosmo, "I don't really have one of those, and neither do male fairies. It seems to be something only human women have and other mammalian species on this planet."
She rubbed her finger along her femslit and moaned, "Oh, that's sensitive too."
There was suddenly a bang on the door as Vicky shouted, "What are you doing in there, Twerp?"
"Nothing," said Timmy, not aware that the voice had changed some along with the rest of his body.
"What the hell is a girl doing in your room, Twerp? I'm coming in!"
The fairies vanished back into the fish bowl as Vicky picked the lock with impressive speed. She opened the door to find a hot 18 year old girl buck naked on Timmy's bed with one hand on her own breast and another on her femslit.
"Holy crap!" gasped Vicky, who apparently forgot that she was angry with Timmy. Timmy raised her arms defensively as Vicky came closer, thus giving Vicky a much better look at her hot nude form.
"How did that Twerp sneak a hot babe like you in here?"
"Uh... the window. I came in the window."
"I knew I should have nailed it shut."
"So... what are you gonna do with me?"
"This is obviously some plot by Timmy to distract me. A ploy to keep me busy while he watched TV downstairs or something. And damn it, it's working!"
Vicky crawled into bed beside Timmy and asked, "So what's your name?"
"I'm... I'm... Tina. Tina Turner!"
"I had no idea anyone so hot was related to that Twerp, but I even see you got buck teeth like him."
Vicky cupped her hand over Tina's more distant breast as she moaned, "Oh my goodness, your boobs feel just like mine. It's incredible. Your nipples are so hot."
Tina moaned as her breast and nipple were caressed by the surprisingly gentle touch of Vicky. Vicky leaned in and took the other nipple into her mouth as she experimentally suckled it. The awkward seconds turned into hot moments as Tina's nipples hardened under the attention.
The babysitter quieted the awkward sounds from Tina with a hot kiss on the lips. Now each breast was getting fondled hotly by Vicky's groping hands. Tina could feel Vicky's tongue pushing into her mouth, and decided to let it go. It was a French kiss that Tina had never felt before.
"Oh gawd," moaned Vicky as she broke from the kiss, "You're so hot that I can't control myself. I must have you!"
She almost tore off her own skirt and tossed it beside the bed. Then she pulled down her panties and tossed them aside as well. She crawled on top of Tina facing the opposite direction so that their respective faces were now above their respective vaginas. Vicky buried her face into Tina's snatch as she started licking hotly up and down her quivering nether lips. She squirmed as the babysitter lapped and licked. There was a pain down in Tina's vagina. A sharp sweet pain that lasted but a moment. Suddenly, Vicky turned to look back to Tina. There was some blood on her upper lip.
"I have red wings," she said, "You're still a virgin. I don't believe this."
Tina noticed that Vicky's gash looked a lot like her own, complete with the funny hair. She felt bad that she was getting all the attention, so she stuck her tongue into Vicky's femslit. It tasted odd and salty, but she figured she could stand it if Vicky could. Vicky moaned as Tina wiggled her tongue inside her nether region.
Vicky went back to lapping at Tina, making the two of them moan into each others sex. There was an extra level of stimulation from the way that Tina's buck teeth were rubbed along Vicky's femslit as well.
"Oh wow," moaned Vicky, "It's so good. It's so damn good."
The two girls were using their mouths to drive each other crazy. They were both really hot and really wet from the femslits, and their clits were also hot and aroused in each other's faces. By some strange impulse that Tina couldn't fathom, she took Vicky's clit in her mouth and pulled on it with the gap between her buck teeth. It was too much for Vicky as she moaned, "I'M CUMMING!"
Vicky's body spasmed as her hot juices just flowed into Tina's face. Tina was surprised as much of the salty fluids went into her mouth. She did her best to swallow as fast as it came. Vicky was spent from her orgasm, laying on top of Tina as she gasped and panted. It took a moment before she went back to lapping and licking at Tina's femslit.
Then Vicky took Tina's hot throbbing clit into her mouth and sucked it hard. Tina was overcome with a strange feeling she had never felt before. Her body shuddered as she was gripped with little spasms, her vagina especially hot and wet as it poured from her slit and down her inner thighs and also over her hot anus pucker. "What's happening to me?" shouted Tina.
"Don't tell me you've never had an orgasm either?" gasped Vicky. She paused a second before she gasped, "Wow, that was stupid of me to say! Of course a virgin would never have had an orgasm!"
Vicky panted and laid on top of Tina as she gasped, "You win this time, Twerp! I hope you're enjoying what ever you're doing while I'm distracted here!"
She got off Tina as she said, "So we're both dirty now. Why don't I strip off my clothes, and we can take a shower together. I really want to get to know you better, Turner."
Tina gulped as she felt Vicky hugging her warmly. It was definitely a learning experience that wasn't anything like Timmy remotely imagined it would be.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 2
by Neoraichu
This story is rated M for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old).
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda sat in the fish bowl after Vicki led the naked Tina (aka female Timmy) to the bathroom to clean up after their little sexual exploration on Timmy's bed. Vicky's skirt and panties lay on the floor where she dropped them in such a hurry.
"What do we do?" asked Cosmo.
"I don't know... not until Timmy makes a wish," answered Wanda.
"Poof," said Poof.
"Have Cosmo impersonate Timmy, wear his pajamas, and pretend to sleep in Timmy's bed in case his parents come home?" asked Wanda, "Why that's a brilliant idea Poof!"
"He said all that with one word?" asked Cosmo.
"I'm a mother," snapped Wanda, "WE KNOW THESE THINGS!"
"Oh, right," said Cosmo.
"Well," said Wanda as she glared at Cosmo, "GET TO IT!"
Cosmo poofed out of the bowl, appearing as naked Timmy Turner, 12-year old boy. He pulled some pajamas out of the drawer, put them on, wondering why he couldn't have just changed into Timmy wearing his own pajamas. He crawled into bed, pulled up the sheets, and was soon snoring.
"Poof," said Poof.
"No honey," corrected Wanda, "Cosmo is not very good at pretending to be asleep. He is asleep!"
...
Tina felt a bit awkward as Vicky practically shoved her into the shower and got it running. She could see the babysitter stripping outside the shower even as she started washing herself off. Perhaps it would just be better to not even look, so Tina turned away from the shower door as she scrubbed her new hot body.
'Maybe I should just undo this wish before things get weirder,' thought Tina.
But then she heard the shower door open behind her. Before she knew it, Vicky was in the shower with her. She turned her head to see the fully naked body of Vicky, never realizing just how hot her body was as well. The two were next to each other as the shower water cascaded down their bodies.
"Your body," she moaned, "It's so damn hot, I just can't leave it alone."
Vicky grabbed Tina's hands, pulled them up over her head, and with her left hand alone, pinned both of Tina's hands at the wrists against the shower stall wall. She then put one leg behind Tina's legs, the other in front, crossed her legs on the other side, and now pinned both of Tina's legs. Tina could feel the curly pink pubes of Vicky rubbing against her thigh. She then held Tina's mouth still with her other hand as she pressed her hot lips over Tina's, forcing her tongue into the others mouth as she initiated a really hot French kiss.
'Oh no,' thought Tina, 'with Vicky's tongue in my mouth, there's no way I can speak to make any wishes!'
With Vicky Frenching her so hotly, she lost track of Vicky's other hand until she felt it caressing her breast more forcefully than she had when the two of them were in bed together. She could feel her nipple squeezing out between Vicky's fingers as she felt as if her poor breast would be mashed in the iron grip of the babysitter. There was much struggling, but Tina seemed hopelessly trapped by the stronger arms and legs of Vicky. Tina moaned and moaned into Vicky's mouth as her poor breast was 'man handled', but still her breast was getting warmer and she could feel the nipple hardening even under the less than gentle grip of Vicky.
Just when Tina thought her poor breast couldn't take any more, she felt Vicky's hand sliding over her rib cage, down her stomach, over her curly pubes, and then felt Vicky's fingertips just teasing the outermost part of her nether lips.
Tina moaned and moaned into Vicky's mouth, hoping the French kiss would end sometime soon, but the kiss just kept going and going. She felt powerless to resist the amorous manipulations of Vicky.
She then felt Vicky thrusting her first finger up into Tina's hot and quivering vagina. It was much more invasive than Vicky's tongue had been. She wildly twisted her hips and back, but was held nearly motionless in the iron grip of Vicky's arm and legs. The finger pressed deeper and deeper until it was all the way inside her, wiggling like a little stick or vibrator.
"Oh gawd," moaned Vicky as she broke the hot kiss, "this is the most incredible experience I've ever had with a woman!"
"I wish thammmMMMPPHH!" cried Tina as she was cut off by Vicky's resumption of the Frech kiss.
Meanwhile, back in the fishbowl, Wanda looked at Poof and asked, "Hey Poof, did you hear someone trying to wish?"
"Poof," said Poof.
"Oh you're right, dearie," sighed Wanda, "I guess I imagined it."
Tina's pussy was hot and wet already, so when Vicky shoved her second finger all the way up into her, it was almost too much to take. She thrust both fingers in and out hard and fast as Tina moaned and moaned into Vicky's mouth. It seemed even tighter in her birth canal as Vicky's legs had Tina's legs held against each other. She could even hear the noise Vicky's hand made as it slapped against Tina's groin. Tina moaned loudly as she climaxed on Vicky's fingers, her juices oozing over the babysitter's hand. She squirmed and squirmed as she orgasmed against Vicky.
Just when Tina thought it was all over, she felt Vicky thrust her third finger fully up into Tina's vagina as well as trap her clit underneath the pad of her thumb. The three finger cluster was now fucking her even harder and faster than the two finger pair was, plus her hot and throbbing clit was rubbed under the pad of the thumb. Tina could feel her arousal building higher than she had ever felt it before. She was practically screaming her moans into Vicky's mouth. Then she felt the hand stop inside her, with all three fingers pushing the g-spot between her vagina and her bowels.
Tina was gripped by her third and most powerful orgasm yet. Her entire body locked up as it rippled up and down her nervous system like a tidal wave in a narrow bay. She felt Vicky pushing her body against hers, pressing her body more against the shower stall wall. The feeling was too much... too incredible... Tina was passing out... against Vicky's body... her last conscious though was, 'Wanda, where are you? GRANT MY WISH!'
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 3
by Neoraichu
This story is rated M for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old).
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Tina awoke. She wasn't quite sure where she was. The last thing she remembered was passing out in the shower in the iron grip of Vicky after feeling her third and most powerful orgasm ever. She tried to see where she was, but couldn't open her eyes. There was something rather tight tied over them. She tried calling out to the Fairies, but there was a rubber ball in her mouth that kept her from speaking, and a strap ran through the ball and around her head to keep her from spitting it out. When she tried using her hands to remove it, she discovered that her hands were secured behind her back with thin plastic strips. After that, she tried moving her legs, but they were also crossed at the ankles and secured together with thin plastic strips. She felt like she was sitting on a cushion, like that of a couch. There was a strange blockage of her anus that she couldn't figure out what it was.
"Welcome back," said Vicky, "There's still a few more hours before your parents get back, the Twerp is safe in bed, and that still leaves plenty of time for us to play together."
Tina shivered at Vicky's cold words. She could feel the hands of Vicky pulling her into the babysitter's lap. Vicky was apparently still naked as well, judging by the feel of Vicky's bare skin against Tina's bare skin, especially the soft mounds of Vicky's breasts pressing against Tina's back.
"You're probably wondering about the gag, blindfold and zip ties aren't you? Oh, and I almost forgot about the vibrating butt plug. I can't forget about that, and neither can you." Vicky's giggle made Tina shiver. Well, that did explain the feeling in her ass.
Tina nodded.
"Your body is just so incredibly hot that I just had to totally control it. I don't even quite understand myself why you affect me so strongly. It's almost like... MAGIC."
'Could it be a side effect of wishing for the body of an 18-year old girl?' thought Tina/Timmy, 'Could it be by pure chance that this body of mine is exactly what turns on Vicky?'
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky as her hands played over Tina's helpless body, "It's like you put me under some kind of magic spell that makes it impossible for me to resist you. I suppose part of the reason I gagged you is that if you made requests of me now, I wouldn't have the willpower to resist you."
Somehow, that made sense to Tina. Of course, the unintended consequences was Tina couldn't talk to make a wish to make it all better. If they weren't in Timmy's bedroom, she really doubted that any of the Fairies could hear her anyways.
'Wait,' thought Timmy as his mind raced back to one of Vicky's previous statements about him being safely in bed, 'if I'm sleeping in my own bed, then it has to be Cosmo impersonating me. I couldn't have wished for a clone, and Poof and Wanda would most likely never volunteer to assume my shape and form. Cosmo had to be pretending to be asleep, so any minute now, I SHOULD BE COMING DOWN HERE TO SAVE MYSELF!'
Meanwhile, back in Timmy's bedroom: Cosmo (the one who was impersonating Timmy and wearing his pajamas) was sound asleep in Timmy's bed as Wanda and Poof (in goldfish form) just stared at his snoring form of 'Timmy Turner'.
"Should we wake him up?" asked Wanda.
"Poof," said Poof.
"You're perfectly right, sweetie. Cosmo does the least amount of damage when he's sleeping... and no, I wouldn't even ask you or myself to impersonate... Timmy Turner... as much as I love him and never want to see him hurt."
Back with Tina and Vicky, Tina felt something hard and plastic rubbing her from just beneath her breasts down to her curly pubes. It was ribbed and rounded, and slightly tickled her.
"You should feel honored," said Vicky, "You'll be the first woman... the first person... I've ever used this vibrator on... other than myself." There was a click, and then she could feel the plastic object as it vibrated against her smooth skin. It turned so that a fairly blunt point was pressing into her stomach, and then 'drew a line' down to her quivering pussy.
"Be ready," moaned Vicky into Tina's ear, "This is much bigger than my fingers. I promise I won't shove it into you too fast for you to take."
The vibrating tip traced a line up and down her nether lips, making her shiver, especially when she let it pause over her clit. The vibrations seemed to go right into her nervous system through the tingling nub that was her clit. Then the vibrating tip pressed inwards, parting Tina's nether lips around it as it did so. She could feel it going into her vagina. Her arousal grew quickly, her love canal growing warm and wet as it prepared to take more of the vibrator into itself. Inch by inch, Vicky pressed the vibrator ever deeper into Tina's vagina.
"Oh wow," moaned Vicky, "you're taking this like a champ. I'm getting hot just watching you take it."
Tina moaned into the gag as the vibrator parted her vaginal muscles and invaded ever deeper inside. More and more of her vagina was vibrating with the action of the battery powered monster within her.
"I gotta turn it up. Turn it up as high as I've ever taken it." There was a twisting click as the vibrator stepped up the strength of its vibrations step by step. The feeling was become incredibly arousing and powerfully stimulating all at the same time. Tina moaned and moaned into the gag as her body was being driven crazy by the vibrator.
"Oh you take it so well," moaned Vicky in Tina's ear, "I'm turning it all the way to 10! I've never dared to try the highest setting on myself!" There was yet another twisting click as the vibrator stepped up the strength of its vibrations a couple of more steps.
Tina arched her back hard as she felt the incredible vibrations within. Then the vibrator began to move almost fully in and almost completely out of her hot and wet vagina just as Vicky had done with her fingers back in the shower. There was wet squishing sounds as Vicky hammered Tina's pussy, the hot juices freely running from Tina's quivering vagina down her inner thighs. Arching her back actually made it easier for Vicky to line up the vibrator for the fiercest fucking motion.
'Oh gracious,' thought Tina hotly, 'just how many of these orgasm-things can a woman be forced to have?'
She soon found part of the answer as she climaxed for the fourth time that evening. It wasn't as overwhelming as the third orgasm was, but still incredibly powerful. While she wavered for a few seconds, she didn't feel like she was going to pass out again. There was once again the flow of juices that ran around the vibrator, out her sex, and down her inner thighs. Her muscles felt as if they were almost fully paralyzed and shivering as she came hard.
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky, "I could just about have my own orgasm feeling you cumming against me!"
The vibrator kept pounding the helpless woman even as she was climaxing. Tina moaned and moaned as she continued to orgasm. This orgasm was by far the most prolonged she had felt. She could feel the vibrator still running hard as Vicky pulled it back out of her pussy.
"If you can take this setting," moaned Vicky, "THEN SO CAN I!"
Tina could feel Vicky shifting and moaning as she no doubt was working the slick vibrator up into her own vagina. She could feel the stomach muscles tense as Vicky was most likely arching her own back to make a more clear path to press the hard running vibrator into herself.
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky, "I don't even know why I was scared to try this setting on myself. It's just so incredible." She could feel Vicky's stomach muscles flexing as the vibrator was mostly likely being forced into and out of Vicky's own pussy.
Meanwhile, back in Timmy's bedroom: Cosmo (the one who was impersonating Timmy and wearing his pajamas) suddenly sat up in bed and said, "Timmy need warm milk." He crawled out of bed, went to the door that Vicky never bothered to have relocked, and went out into the hallway as Wanda and Poof watched from the fishbowl.
"Poof," said Poof.
"You're right, sweetie," said Wanda, "I'm sure nothing bad can come of this."
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 4
by Neoraichu
This story is rated M for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old).
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Vicky held Tina on top of herself with one hand while she was humping herself hard with the rather large vibrator in the other. She moaned her pleasure loudly as she hammered against her own hot soaking wet pussy. Tina squirmed as Vicky worked hard on her second orgasm of the evening. She was sitting on top of the overturned coach cushion lined with bathroom towels so it would be a little easier to clean up when she was done. All she had to do was wash the towels and turn the cushion back over when she was finished having fun.
Just then, the phone rang.
"Hello," said Vicky, "You've reached the Turner Residence. How can I help you?"
There was a pause as she listened.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Turner. Of course I can spend all night and tomorrow morning here. I will have to charge you a bit extra for the extra time, and I will need access to the kitchen to feed ourselves until you get back... Why am I out of breath, you ask? Timmy is asleep and I've been... working out to my favorite exercise video. I'm a fit and active girl ya know."
Tina moaned as she heard Vicky, who was listening to the phone again.
"Very well, I'll see you at 9 am sharp tomorrow. Bye."
Tina shuddered as Vicky hung up the phone and stroked her fingertips across her curly brown pubes.
"Well, play time just got... EXTENDED," said Vicky as she broke into a somewhat evil laugh.
She reached over to Tina's butt plug, and turned the vibrator setting from zero to 10. Tina shivered as a new wave of vibrations radiated out from her rectum. She then went back to hammering her own pussy hotly with the maxed out vibrator.
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky, "I should have tried the maximum setting on this thing a lot sooner, but I just couldn't do it until I tried it out on someone else first. Your really the first woman I've ever really felt close enough to to do this with."
It wasn't the first time that Vicky was naked around other women, or the first time Vicky saw some woman other than her mother naked, nor even the first time she had some contact with the naughty bits of another woman. It wasn't even the first time she showered with another woman. Even when Vicky and the other women helped each other scrub their backs and butts, it was all still pretty platonic. All of that happened in gym class alone. But it was Vicky's first intimate relationship with another woman. The first time she had an orgasm with another woman.
But Tina Turner was different. Vicky knew that Tina was special from the second she saw the hot 18 year old buck naked in the Twerp's bed with one hand on her own breast and the other hand on her own pussy. She wondered how a bratty 12 year old boy could devise such a brilliant diversion to keep her from enforcing punishment upon him. With her excitement, she couldn't even stay mad at the Twerp. Who knows what he was doing while she was distracted by the hot body of Tina.
As she experienced her second and stronger orgasm, she was dimly aware that Timmy (aka Cosmo in the form and pajamas of Timmy) was walking by. He no doubt came down the stairs and was headed for the kitchen. She was already too hot and bothered to care that he could see two naked 18 year old girls on the couch, one blindfolded, gagged and bound with zip ties, let alone the vibrator and butt plug which were quite easy to see from their open and visible crotches. Yet Timmy walked by as if nothing was going on.
Vicky continued hammering her own pussy while she prolonged her second orgasm, her other hand feeling the breast of Tina as she used it to hold the helpless girl against her. She was biting her own lower lip to keep herself from making a huge noise with her climax. No need to bother the Twerp more than he already was, she figured. She simply held it in until her orgasm was spent.
A few moments later, Timmy returned from the kitchen with a glass of milk and a cookie. He was sipping the milk with more than a little noise making in the process.
"Get back to bed!" snarled Vicky, "and don't let me catch you outside your room for ANYTHING other than a POTTY BREAK!.. Well, other than a REAL EMERGENCY!... Like the house burning down!"
Timmy silently went up stairs as he nibbled the cookie.
"Good Twerp!"
She glanced down at Tina once Timmy was up stairs and out of sight, and she casually felt the butt plug as it buzzed and vibrated in her ass.
"One of these days," she sighed, "I'll have the nerve to try this myself."
...
Timmy's Dad hung up the phone. He just got off the phone with Vicky, and he was standing by the phone in their hotel room butt naked.
"Okay honey!" he shouted, "I just said we won't be back until 9 am tomorrow! Even if it will cost a bit more, it's worth it!"
Naked Timmy's Mom answered, "Now get your ass back here! I'm still horny as hell and ready to make another baby!"
Timmy's Dad make a running leap at Timmy's Mom. He was going for a dunk shot into her hot wet pussy that he already nailed once that evening.
...
Timmy/Cosmo returned to his bedroom with half a glass of warm milk and half a cookie. He closed the door as Wanda and Poof watched from the fishbowl.
"So how are things going?" asked Wanda.
"Mmm," he sighed, "Milk and cookie..."
"I meant with Tina and Vicky!"
"Oh that," he said obliviously, "They're both naked on the couch on some bath towels. Tina is blindfolded, ball gagged, zip tied and has a vibrating butt plug in her poop hole. Vicky is under Tina with a big vibrator in her pussy and was just doing herself really hard. They were both wet and cum at least once each." =milk sip=
"What did you just say?" asked Wanda in disbelief.
"What?" replied Timmy/Cosmo, "I said something?" =cookie nibble=
"Never mind. Well the ball gag explains why Tina hasn't wished for anything lately. You just can't wish if you just can't talk. I guess that's the one true weakness of wishing. Well, I'm certain that Tina will use a wish to undo this whole mess as soon as her parents get back home, so I'm not worried."
"Me neither," said Timmy/Cosmo. =milk sip= "I guess I'll go back to bed soon. I tell you Wanda, that bed is a lot more comfortable than that old fish bowl." He sat on the edge of the bed as he finished his milk and cookie.
"You remember when we turned Timmy into Gah, the Norwegian Supermodel?" mused Cosmo.
"Of course I do," replied Wanda.
"What if I turned into Gah, you turned into Vicky, and we tried making out on Timmy's bed just like humans do?"
"But what about Poof?"
"You could send him to Nana Cadabra for the evening. I'm sure she'd like to spend some time with her grandchild."
"That's... that's... BRILLIANT!.. Who are you and what have you done with Cosmo?"
"I'm the fairy that loves Wanda Fairywinky-Cosma and WANTS TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HER!"
"I'll make sure that there's a note attached to Poof's pajamas when he arrives at Nana Cadabra's place. Have fun Poof!" =POOF!= Poof vanishes from the fishbowl as Wanda reappears in the form of Vicky. Timmy/Cosmo disappears and is replaced with Gah/Cosmo. The two are conveniently naked when they crawl into Timmy's bed together. (I warned you this was a strange tale – the Author).
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 5
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. I'd rate this 'MA' if that were possible. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old).
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Tina could almost hear Vicky purring as she lay bound across her babysitter's lap. The blindfold kept her from seeing what Vicky was doing, and was only aware of what her other senses were telling her. She could only guess that Vicky removed the vibrator after she climaxed, and then shifted herself into a more normal sitting position as she adjusted Tina's orientation across her lap.
"Your tits are perfect," she moaned close to Tina's ear, "I must do something with them."
She could feel Vicky's hands massage and mold the bulk of her breasts like she was trying to shape clay, but they simply returned to their previous shape each time. Tina moaned into the gag as her soft breasts were worked over, combined with the continuous powerful vibrations radiating out from the butt plug that Vicky had inserted earlier.
Tina then felt Vicky's hands leaving her breasts alone. There was a pause of several seconds as she wondered what Vicky was up to. The answer soon came when she felt a loop of plastic strip being laid down over the bulk of her right breast. It was then followed by a series of small clicking sounds as the loop of plastic strip grew smaller and smaller. The loop pushed the bulk of the breast fat away from her chest as it's loop grew smaller than the normal radius of the base of the breast.
'Holy cow,' thought Tina, 'Vicky is putting the zip tie on my breast-thingie! How tight can she make it?'
Click by click, the loop grew smaller as Tina's breast was distorted more and more. The breast seemed to grow tighter and harder as the zip tie tightened. Tina moaned through the gag as the pressure built up. Then the clicking stopped, and she could feel both of Vicky's hands feeling her restrained breast from tip to bottom.
"That looks so hot," moaned Vicky, "but it looks uneven unless I do the other tit."
Tina moaned louder as she repeated the process on the left breast. She put the zip tie loop over her breast and tightened it down by degrees just as she had done with the right breast. The first breast felt strangely warm as the zip tie did its work.
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky as she resumed fondling Tina's now bound breasts, "that's much better. The shade of red your breasts are turning is a good look on you." She especially lingered her fingers over the nipples, feeling how hard they now felt as a result of both being fondled and the restraints placed on the breasts.
'My breast-thingies are turning red?' thought Tina, 'What the heck could that mean? What are you doing to me, Vicky?'
"You know," moaned Vicky, "I've never been a Mistress before. I feel like a Dominatrix. You feel like my loyal submissive. You look like my sex slave. Just thinking about it is a real turn on."
Tina squirmed as she listened, thinking 'I don't know what submissive and sex slave are, but they don't sound like something good for me. Where are you, Cosmo? Why aren't you saving me?'
She then felt the vibrator being put back into her hot dripping pussy. It was still buzzing furiously, adding yet more waves throughout Tina's body when combined with the vibrations radiating out of her anus. Her pussy was so wet that the vibrator was going in about twice as fast as when Vicky pushed it in the first time.
'It's too much,' thought Tina, 'Will I cum yet again?'
...
Gah/Cosmo and Vicky/Wanda sat in Timmy's bed, with Gah behind Vicky, and his back to the headboard. Gah was sitting on his bum while Vicky was on her knees straddling his legs. Her back was pressed against his well muscled chest and his washboard abs. His long hard erection was poking out from between her legs as his shaft pressed upwards against her hot damp femslit. Vicky was moaning softly as Gah's muscular hands softly fondled his wife's proportionally larger breasts, his fingertips gently squeezing the nipples between them. He was resting his chin on her shoulder so that his mouth was right next to her ear.
"I was right," moaned Vicky, "Human nipples are just as sensitive as fairy women's nipples."
"And they're bigger, too," moaned Gah, "So much easier to play with."
"If I wasn't so hot and turned on," she moaned back, "I'd be upset with you."
"I never thought sex as humans would feel so incredible. If human sex is normally this much fun, I can see why there's billions of them."
"I could just about cum just by the way you play with my breasts alone."
"I'll do my best, my love," he replied as he pinched both her nipples at once.
Vicky gasp as she moaned, "Even when you hurt me, the pain is a sweet turn on." She could feel the wetness of her nether lips as it dripped and rubbed onto Gah's erection throbbing underneath.
"I love you more than anything," he moaned as he tenderly fondled his wife.
"I know," she moaned back, "and I love you too."
"Wait," gasped Gah, "What happens if I impregnate you while we're making out like this? Would you bear the baby just like a human woman?"
"What?" gasped Wanda, "What do you mean? What are you saying?"
"What?" he answered, "I said something?"
"Just keep playing with my breasts and worry about the rest later! I'm sure Timmy will wish things right later if he has to!"
"Okay sweetie! I just hope that Anti-Fairies, Jorgen or Pixies don't show up to harsh our buzz!"
"What?" gasped Wanda, "What do you mean? What are you saying?"
"What?" he answered, "I said something?"
Wanda would have been more concerned if she were more capable of paying attention to Cosmo's words, but being in human form somehow seemed to mess with her normal thought processes. She might have wondered about how human hormones affected her thoughts, or how the strange feelings racing along her nerves affected her when they reached her brain. All she could think about was how aroused she was by her loving husband's human caressing of her human breasts. She could feel the hardness of his erection pressing up against her hot damp nether lips.
'Oh Timmy,' she thought hotly, 'I hope you never wish this away!"
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 6
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda/Vicky X Cosmo/Gah too. AND NOW FOR THE PLOT COMPLICATIONS!
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Tina moaned and moaned as she lay across the lap of Vicky. The dual vibrations coming from her vagina and ass we feeling incredible to her, especially when the waves were meeting inside her g-spot. She arched her back hard and squirmed wildly against her restraints as her vast nervous system felt like it was overwhelmed with the stimulation. The hot fluids leaked freely from her quivering vagina down over the butt plug and her inner thighs.
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky, "You're so hot. This is such a turn on."
She pinched one of Tina's rock hard nipples with one hand as she used the other to squeeze Tina's hot and erect clit. Tina moaned and moaned her pleasure into her gag. A new level of stimulation drove Tina to the edge of a new climax.
"Cum for me," moaned Vicky, "CUM FOR ME NOW!"
Giving Tina's clit a sharp pull was the straw to break the camel's back. Her back arched so fiercely that she feared it might snap as well. Tina moaned, practically screaming into the gag, as her body was rocked by her fifth orgasm that evening. Her nervous system seemed to burn from the over stimulation. A small flood of her erotic juices ran past the vibrator, over the butt plug, and down her inner thighs. She jerked and spasmed as the climax dragged on for seconds, then 10s of seconds, then into a minute and on to another minute.
By the time Tina was spent, she was dead tired and totally drained. She collapsed back into Vicky's lap as the darkness overtook her once more. The last thing she heard was Vicky moaning, "Yes! I knew you had it in you!"
...
Meanwhile, back in Timmy Turner's room, Gah/Cosmo and Vicky/Wanda were still getting it on on little Timmy's bed. Now in human form, Gah's hands were still giving expert attention to Vicky's nipples. He kept them rock hard with his manipulations, and yet kept back just enough so that they would not get sore or painful.
"Oh wow," moaned Vicky, "You're driving me crazy like I've never been driven before."
"I'm driving?" asked Gah.
"No..." she moaned, "I mean... oh never mind. Don't think about it and your brain won't hurt."
"Yes dear," he moaned into her ear, "If you say not to, then I won't think about it."
"I love you," she moaned back.
"Love you too."
"It's just so incredible," she moaned and gasped, "this feeling. It's too good. It's too much. I'm... I'm gonna... oh my, I'm cumming darling!"
Gah could feel Vicky shuddering under his hands and against his muscled chest and washboard abs. He smiled as he felt the hot juices of his wife's orgasm flowing over his hard and long erection. He took his hands off her breasts and wrapped his arms about her torso, lovingly pinned her arms as he did so.
"Don't even think that this is all there is," he moaned into her ear, "I'm just getting started with you."
"Oh darling," she moaned back.
They were so into each other that they didn't see the blue-black goldfish with red eyes and really bad teeth staring at them from the shadows of the little plastic castle within their fish bowl.
...
Vicky was looking at Tina peacefully asleep in her lap, and reached for the scissors to cut her loose when she heard a strange voice behind her.
"I say old girl," he said in a cultured British voice, "I never would have thought to take down one of my enemies like that. Smashing good job. The whole thing with the zip ties, ball gag and blindfold was positively inspired, I must say."
She glanced over her shoulder to see a small blue-black man floating in the air. He had a small bowler hat, a monocle over his left eye, small fangs poking out from under his upper lip, and small black bat-like wings sprouting from his back at the shoulders. His green eyes seemed to go well with the rest of his countenance.
"And all I had to do was plant a bug of a thought in your head when you saw that young lady butt naked in bed. I never thought it would pay off so well."
"Who the hell are you?" she growled.
"I say old girl that my name is not important. Now that you've rendered her helpless and unable to wish, you've done all that I've expected of you. You've done your job smackers well, and now it's time for me to take care of you!" He raised his black fairy wand, and the last thing Vicky saw was a dim flash of light in her eyes.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 7
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda/Vicky X Cosmo/Gah too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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When Vicky came to her senses, she realized that something was different. The couch was gone, and she was stretched between two sets of stocks. Her hands and head were locked on one side, and her feet locked on the other side. Unlike normal, Vicky was facing upwards rather than downwards, so her hands and feet were lower than her head. She struggled wildly to get loose, but it was in vain. She tried screaming for help, but soon realized that her mouth was full with a wooden ball tied around the back of her head. Vicky could feel the air across her naked body, but she couldn't see over the stocks to see the rest of her body.
She could look overhead to see her amore, Tina, strapped to the rafter over her head. She was still zip tied, ball gagged and blindfolded as well as bound to the rafter with an excessive amount of ropes. Her tits were still bound with zip ties, making them stick out in a bright red color. The vibrator in her pussy and the vibrating butt plug in her ass were both still there, and most likely still running both on their highest possible settings. Vicky couldn't help but notice how hot Tina looked when she was helpless like that.
"And now for the next step of my evil plan," said a familiar voice she couldn't see.
There was a flash of light somewhere, and Tina was suddenly no longer blindfolded.
"Hello... Tina Turner," he said, "I jolly well intend to replace your fairy godparents. Swear you'll abandon your fairy godparents and take me and my wife instead."
Tina furiously shook her head 'no'.
"So that's how it's going to be, old bean? Then I guess poor Vicky here will just have to pay for your defiance!"
Vicky could feel a cool leather belt or strap being looped about her breasts, pulling them together into a single mass as it tightened and grew smaller. She gasped and moaned into the gag as it felt like her poor tits were being crushed together. The strap grew tighter and tighter as the loop grew smaller. It almost felt like her breasts would be squeezed until her boobs were going to explode.
"How do you feel now, Tina?"
Tina furiously shook her head 'no' once more.
"So let's just jolly well proceed then, shall we?"
She felt a hand slap between her legs, making a sharp pain down her femslit. It caused her to try and scream through the gag, but only came out as a loud muffled moan. There was another slap, and then another followed by several more, and Vicky wept as she was over whelmed with pain. Her femslit burned with pain, and even her clit hurt from glancing blows to it.
"So will you heartlessly let this maiden suffer in your stead? If you swear to change your fairy godparents, her suffering will end."
Tina gulped as tears formed in the corners of her eyes, but said nothing.
"By your silence, I take that as a 'nay' vote. Let the suffering continue."
Vicky could feel a pair of child sized hands grab her nipples and apply a crushing grip to them. The searing pain made Vicky cry all the harder. The burning feeling of pain made her nipple harden under the insensitive grip. Vicky closed her eyes as if that might help her cope, but soon she felt droplets splattering on her face. She opened her eyes again to see that Tina was crying, and her tears were falling from her face onto Vicky's. Vicky realized the unspoken question that Tina was asking, and she furiously shook her head 'no'. She wasn't ready to give up, and neither should Tina.
...
Meanwhile, back in Timmy's room, things were proceeding apace with Cosmo/Gah and Wanda/Vicky. Gah laid in bed with his legs hanging over the end as Vicky knelt at the end of the bed facing his spread legs. She stroked his rock hard shaft with her hand as she flicked the tip of his cockhead with the tip of her tongue. Her other hand was under his balls as she fondled them hotly.
"The feeling is incredible," moaned Gah as Vicky stimulated him, "I can't help but wonder why we've never tried this before."
"Probably because if Jorgen found us doing this," moaned Vicky, "He'd scold us really bad even if 'Da Rules' don't specifically forbid this sort of interaction."
"Well Jorgen is an old hen with his stick in his pie," moaned Gah.
"That doesn't even make sense, honey. You're blurring the old sayings."
"What?" moaned Gah, "I said something?"
"Never mind."
"I gonna cum any second now!" he moaned, "Aim my cock at your tits! Blow my seed all over them so I can lick it up later!"
"That sounds great," she moaned back, using her hand to aim his throbbing cock at her own breasts. As he predicted, a few seconds passed before he was pumping his creamy white jizz all over her hot tits. She wagged his cock back and forth so each breast got a heavy coating of his seed.
"Now," he moaned, "mount my cock and ride it without mercy!"
Vicky crawled up Gah's body, and propped herself up with one hand as she used the other hand to aim his now slick cock at her quivering pussy.
"I love you," she moaned, "and now I take you!"
She almost dropped herself on top of Gah as his cock slammed up into her hot and quivering vagina. It made her moan aloud as she felt him entering her so fast.
"Oh yeah," he moaned, "Oh hell yeah! I love you more than my own life!"
She bounced up and down on his hard shaft as fast and fiercely as she could, making them both moan each time her ass slapped against his groin. =slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap!=
He reached up and gripped her by the shoulders, using his ripped arm muscles to make her slap down even harder and faster on his cock.
"This is so incredible!" they moaned as one.
They continued with the hammering and the bouncing until he suddenly cried between pants, "I waited too long! I'm cumming inside you!" His balls constricted as he started a new phase of pumping his seed straight into her vagina and womb. She stopped bouncing right on his cock as she felt him cumming inside her.
"I don't mind," she moaned back, "I doubt anything will cum of this!"
What they didn't see was the blue/black fish in the goldfish bowl hiding herself in the little plastic castle raise her black fairy wand, and with an unnoticed flash of dark light, changed everything...
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 8
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda/Vicky X Cosmo/Gah too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
"So... Tina," said the cultured voice Vicky still couldn't see, "Are you ready to abandon your fairy godparents and give yourself to us now? Has poor poor Vicky suffered enough for your arrogance and defiance yet?"
Tina watched as Vicky shook her head 'no', and she shook her head 'no' as well.
"Do you think this is a joke?" he asked as his ire grew, "Do you think for a second I won't truly make this young lady suffer immeasurably until you get smart and change your bloody mind?"
Vicky shook her head 'yes', and so did Tina.
"Very well," he scowled, "If you've though Vicky has suffered before, then you ain't seen nothing yet!"
She couldn't be sure, but Vicky could have sworn that small live octopus-like creatures were being poured onto her naked chest, abdomen and hips. She moaned loudly into the gag as she felt the horrid suckers start clinging to her bare and exposed skin.
...
Vicky/Wanda sat on the hips of her husband, Cosmo/Gah. Her chest and breasts were sticky with his first cumming, and her womb was now filled with his manseed from the second cumming.
"That felt so good," she moaned hotly.
"Oh yeah," he agreed.
The two switched around so that Gah was laying on top of Vicky, and he started licking his seed off of her breasts. She moaned as she felt his tongue lapping at her tits, especially when he paused to lap at her hot firm nipples. His cock was still hard as it rested against the bed with the tip of his cock just teasing her seed-dripping pussy.
"This ain't nearly as sweet as you are, honey-bunch," he moaned between licks.
"Oh, if you could only speak this well all the time," she moaned back into his ear.
"You always tell me I have to be good at something," he said back.
"I do at that."
"Maybe I should do your ass now," he moaned into her ear.
"What does my donkey have to do with this?"
He just smiled.
"Oh wait," she moaned back, "You mean... you wanna do... oh my..."
"You don't have to let me if you don't want to."
"No, it's fine. Just be gentle with me."
"Always," he answered, "I'll always be gentle with you."
Gah lift and spread Vicky's legs as he gently inserted into his cock into her anus. She moaned as she felt him enter a hole that was never entered before. Slowly, he pressed inwards as she shivered and squirmed.
"It really is tight there," he moaned into her ear.
"I know," she moaned back, "I know."
"I want you to finger your clit while I do this."
She nodded as she ran her hand down to her femslit and used her first finger to rub her clit.
"Oh yeah," he moaned, "you look so hot like this."
He continued pressing into her rectum as he leaned more forward over her.
"It's so big," she moaned, "I don't know if I can take much more!"
"I promise I'll stop as soon as you tell me to."
"There's a sweet pain in my ass, so go just a bit deeper. Only a little deeper."
She rubbed her clit as he started slowly humping her ass.
"How's it going?" he asked her hotly.
"I'm alright... it's a strange feeling... it even hurts a bit... but it's exciting at the same time..."
He continued working her as he leaned more against her legs. His instincts told him he couldn't hold it back much longer, but since it was impossible to be impregnated through the ass, he didn't care that he wasn't warning his wife he was about to cum in there. Between her clit and anus, she was really getting off in her own right. With a hard grunt on his part, they both could feel his hot seed as it pumped into her bowels. His third cumming was just as strong as the first two.
"I... love you!" they moaned as one, and soon Vicky was orgasmic from her own stimulation. Once they were both spent, he collapsed on top of her, not caring that his hard chest and stomach were getting his own cum all over it as their bodies rubbed against each other.
They suddenly realized that they weren't alone in the room. There was another personal who was about the size of a child with them. She was blackish-blue in color with pinkish-red eyes, blue-black hair that curled up in the front of her head, small black bat-like wings, and a little black crown just floating over her head. Her teeth were horribly misshapen and sticking out of her mouth at odd angles. She was stooped over so that her hands were lower than her feet. Gah and Vicky realized to their horror that she was holding her black fairy wand in her left hand, and both of their wands in her right.
"Y'all gonna has a baby, Y'all gonna has a baby," she sing-songed, "and y'all is stuck in those forms for nine whole months! Y'all cain't do nuthin abouts it!"
"Oh no!" gasped Wanda/Vicky as Cosmo's/Gah's dire prediction suddenly echoed in her ears.
"Why?" gasped Cosmo/Gah.
"Y'all cain't does your jobs as humans," she laughed, "and I soon as I tells my husband and you's godchild, he... er, she... will has no choice but to take US as their new GODPARENTS!"
"No no no no," cried Wanda/Vicky, "I can't believe this is happening! Quick, call Jorgen! I don't care how angry he gets, I know he'll set things right somehow!"
"Oh no," giggled the blue fairy woman, "I can't let you talk to Jorgen fer 9 whole months. We all made sure of that. By then, your Godchild will belong to us, and everythin will be right as acid rain with our race once again! And since I gots your wands ta boot, they ain't gonna be no wishin for your ward even if my husband decides to remove da ball gag from dat now hot woman's mouth!"
"You plan to keep all of us as your prisoners for 9 whole months," growled Gah, "Impossible. Even on his worst day, Jorgen will see through your ploy. He's bound to come and get us much sooner than later."
"Oh dat's da best part," moaned the blue woman, "We done moved yer house to a place not even Jorgen woulda dream to look fer it."
"You moved the house to the anti-fairy world?"
"Oh no, we moved yer house to da..." she began, then yelling, "OH CRAP, HE GUESSED ON DA FIRST TRY! HONEY, DIS HIDIN PLACE AIN'T AS GOOD AS WE THOUGHT IT WERE!"
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 9
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda/Vicky X Cosmo/Gah too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Anti-Cosmo heard his wife's cry from upstairs and face-palmed himself.
"It's not important if they know roughly where we bloody are," he called back, "Finding up is only the first problem they have to face! Now bring our new slaves down here, and maybe then Tina here will wise up and make us her bloody Fairy Godparents!"
Tina's hopes faded a lot as she heard the part about being in another place... a hiding place.
Vicky couldn't see them as they came down, but Tina gasped into her gag as she saw the naked and bound forms of 'Vicky' and 'Gah' as they were led down the stairs on leashes in the hand of Anti-Wanda. She could also see that she was holding her black fairy wand and the wands of Wanda and Cosmo in her other hand. She could see that they were both very recently involved in sex as they were still both coated in various places by really large amounts of jizz. Even in his current state, his cock was still semi-erect.
Vicky on the other hand had her own problems to worry about. The way she was tied to the rafters, Tina had a very clear view of her predicament, and she knew the anti-fairies perfectly planned it that way. The 'blue-meanie octopus creatures' crawling over her chest, stomach and hips were horribly molesting the helpless maiden in ways Tina could scarcely believe. She knew if Vicky wasn't gagged, she'd be screaming in pain. She could tell by the muffled noises she made and the rivers of tears streaming down her face. It almost matched the tears streaming down her own face as they fell down upon Vicky's anguished face.
Anti-Cosmo pointed his black fairy wand as he said, "I'll give you one more chance to be bloody sensible, or all your friends will SUFFER! Their lives, or their bloody DEATHS, will be on your hands and yours alone! The one you call Wanda is pregnant with a new life, and that life is in your hands as well. An innocent life that has nothing to do with us. Will you agree to make me and my wife your new Godparents?"
Tina... slowly... nodded... 'yes'.
"Jolly good!" shouted Anti-Cosmo, "I'll get the contracts drawn up and get back to you as soon as you can sign them!" He raised his black fairy wand, and the four of them (Tina, Vicky, 'Vicky', and 'Gah') vanished in a flash of dim light.
...
When Tina came to her senses, she was no longer zip tied, gagged and certainly not blindfolded, but she was still naked. She was in Timmy's bed... her own bed... and it was a little crowded there. She was holding Vicky in her arms and across her lap, and she was deeply in shock. The babysitter sat staring blankly into space giving no signs of response or reason at all. She could feel a muscular back against her own, and glanced over to see that 'Gah' was similarly holding his own 'Vicky', although she was much more responsive in his arms. Neither of them were tied up any more either, and they were all cleaned up in the process. But Tina and Vicky were still crying rivers of tears down their faces, and soon they were both rather wet.
Tina closed her eyes, holding Vicky tight against her body as she bawled, "IT'S ALL MY FAULT! IT'S... ALL... MY... FAULT! POOR VICKY, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? I'M SO SORRY, WANDA! I'M SO SORRY, COSMO! I MUST BE THE WORST FAIRY GODCHILD EVER!" Her body shook as it was racked with her sobbing and crying.
Wanda/Vicky clutched tightly against Cosmo/Gah as she cried out, "THEN WE MUST BE THE WORST FAIRY GODPARENTS EVER!"
"WE LET THIS HAPPEN TOO!" wept Cosmo/Gah, "JUST BECAUSE I SELFISHLY WANTED TO EXPERIENCE HUMAN SEX WITH MY WIFE!"
Now Cosmo/Gah and Wanda/Vicky were weeping readily as they held each other tightly in their arms. Several minutes passed as the four of them wept into the arms of their various partners.
"Please come back to us, Vicky!" choked Tina, "I want you to FORGIVE ME! I want you to know HOW SORRY I AM!" On a total impulse, she planted a hot full-lipped kiss onto her Vicky. She lost herself into the kiss as Vicky slowly closed her eyes, and then slowly started moaning into Tina's mouth.
Tina backed away from the kiss as she asked, "Vicky?"
"Even if... it's all... smoke and magic... Turner..." said Vicky in a halting voice, "I love you... and... I'll... always... forgive you."
"VICKY!" screamed Tina as she hugged her tightly again and burst into a round of happy tears, "I love you too!"
"I swear that will get out of this mess somehow, champ," said Wanda/Vicky.
"I swear too," added Cosmo/Gah.
"I think you're growing up, sport," said Wanda/Vicky, "Maturing before our very eyes. It might not be much longer before you will have to give us up forever."
"I think 'Da Rules' suck!" said Cosmo/Gah.
"Wait," said Tina, "It's 'Dah Rules!' They can totally save us!"
"What are you taking about, sport?" asked Wanda/Vicky.
Tina looked deeply into Vicky's eyes as she said, "I have a confession to make. These two people are my Fairy God Parents, and they grant my every wish."
"Seriously?" asked Vicky.
"TURNER!" screamed a loud authoritarian Austrian voice.
"Yup," said Tina smugly, "Just like clockwork, eh Jorgen?"
Jorgen was standing in the corner of the room staring at four naked bodies as he asked, "What the hell is going on here this time?"
"I'm so sorry," said Tina, "but breaking 'Da Rules' was the only way I could think of to get you here! We've been kidnapped by Anti-Fairies, and I said I'd give myself to them as their Fairy Godparents if they'll stop torturing my friends!"
"And what the hell is up with you and Cosmo, Wanda? Why are you humans?"
"It's my fault that Wanda and I are like this!" said Cosmo/Gah, "I wanted to experience human sex, and now Wanda is pregnant with a human baby because of me! I'm so sorry, Jorgen!"
"You're way too late, Jorgen!" said Anti-Cosmo as he appeared in the room with a 'poof', "Taking away Tina's Fairy Godparents will only make it that much easier for me and Anti-Wanda to replace them! So just go ahead and enforce your stupid 'Rules'! I'm going to laugh evilly now, old boy!" - Insert Evil Laugh here -
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 10
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda/Vicky X Cosmo/Gah too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Anti-Cosmo was laughing evilly until he realized that Jorgen von Strangle was laughing as well.
"Wait a bloody minute," he said, "What the bloody hell are you laughing for, old bean?"
"Oh, I laugh at your feeble attempts to entrap me with 'Da Rules'," said Jorgen loudly, "Do you really think that the long line of von Strangles wouldn't have put a few Discretionary Clauses in 'Da Rules' in cases of situations like this?"
"So you're saying you won't take Tina's Fairy Godparents away for this offense: Telling Vicky about her Fairy Godparents?"
He raised his wand and 'poofed' the original Vicky. "There," he said, "No memory, no error, no foul."
Vicky scratched her head and said "Duh, I forget things..."
"You're only delaying the inevitable, old man," said Anti-Cosmo, "Everyone but you is stuck here in Anti-Fairy World until Wanda gives birth to her human child, and I have the Fairy Godchild, Cosmo and the babysitter as well. All she has to do is take us as her Fairy Godparents and we'll let them all go. Are you willing to risk a full war between Fairies and Anti-Fairies just for them?"
"It's not something Jorgen can decide," said Tina quietly, "I already said I'd take Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda as my Fairy Godparents. I couldn't let Vicky, Wanda or Cosmo suffer any more because of me."
"Are you abandoning us?" asked Wanda/Vicky.
"No," she replied, "I just said I'd take Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda as my Fairy Godparents. I never said I was giving you up as well, Wanda and Cosmo."
"So you're bloody saying that you want all four of us as your Fairy Godparents?" asked Anti-Cosmo.
"I suppose it's technically six if you count Poof and Foop."
"Woo," said Cosmo, "It's like the Brady Bunch with magic."
"Well," mused Jorgen, "I can't think of anything in 'Da Rules' that would forbid it directly. But how can Fairies and Anti-Fairies live together without death and destruction?"
"I'll make sure that if any Fairy or Anti-Fairy attacks, cheats or interferes with the other side will forfeit any right to be my Fairy Godparents. I'm the one who makes the wishes, whether it's from a Fairy or an Anti-Fairy. If this is important to the Anti-Fairies as I think it is, they will behave themselves to the best of their ability. You can control Foop's impulses, can't you Anti-Cosmo?"
Anti-Cosmo gulped as he considered the possibilities, but finally said, "I'm sure I can keep Foop in line. There will be no attempts to destroy Poof."
"So show me the papers," said Tina, "It's time to sign them and go back home."
"I'll have to change Wanda and Cosmo's appearances so they'll fit in at the Turner House. I'm sure we can come up with excuses for the new living arrangements that are agreeable to everyone."
Wanda/Vicky looked at Tina and said, "What about you, champ? Are you ready to go back to being a 12 year old boy?"
"I don't think I want to go back yet," she replied, "as a 12 year old boy, I'd lose my new friendship with Vicky. I want to stay as I am a while longer."
"But won't you miss you friends as Timmy? Won't your parents suspect something if Timmy vanished from their lives?"
"I can wish for a Timmy clone, and I can share my mind with him so I can live both sides of my life."
"That sounds complicated, Champ... Can you handle all that?"
"I think I can..." she answered softly, "I think I can..."
… ONE MONTH LATER ...
Tina slowly opened her eyes to gaze on the peaceful countenance of Vicky. She knew it was the morning even though the lights were off as she could feel Timmy getting up and preparing himself for his day at school with his boyhood pals. Vicky was a bit calmer once she got over her impulses to dominate Tina, which had something to do with getting Anti-Cosmo to remove those odd compulsions he put in Vicky's mind that long month ago. There was still feeling between her and Vicky in spire of all the strangeness that happened to them.
Tina became a 'long lost older sister' to Timmy, and it was decided that she would live in her own apartment. A mysterious trust fund (that no one could really explain) provided Tina with her rent and living expense money. It was a nice quiet place where Vicky could come over and not bother anyone (other than Tina when they shared a tender moment together).
It was decided that Wanda and Cosmo would live with Tina's parents as 'long lost uncle and his wife' until it was time for Wanda to have her human child. It was only a month, so Wanda was not showing yet, but she did have a few bouts of morning sickness. Cosmo still had the Turner buck teeth, and he was willing to take a part time job at a Grocery Store to help cover the expenses of having them live there. They were 'newly married', and still made love frequently as newlyweds are want to do.
Anti-Cosmo barely manage to control Foop, discouraging his natural impulses to attempt to destroy sweet little Poof. He also found out that being a Fairy Godparent, or even an Anti-Fairy Godparent, was not as easy as he imagined it would be. Anti-Wanda got along better, largely because she was pretty oblivious to the entire situation.
And one of the best results was Crocker tossing most of his Fairy Detectors away. They just couldn't cope with both Fairy Magic and Anti-Fairy Magic in the same proximity, so he figured they were all broken and had to be thrown away. That and the fact that Wanda and Cosmo now registered to the sensors as humans. As a result, there were fewer attempts to capture Wanda, Cosmo and Poof.
So Tina kissed Vicky on her forehead, closed her eyes and drifted back to sleep. She was still tired from her night of playing around with Vicky, and having orgasms was good for making one tired.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 11
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda/Vicky X Cosmo/Gah too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Tina awoke again to Vicky's lips pressed against her own, and Vicky's fingers pressed against her nether lips. Vicky pushed her tongue into her lover's mouth as her fingers rubbed down along and between her tingling vaginal lips. She moaned into Vicky's mouth as her sense of pleasure and arousal grew. Tina wrapped her arms about Vicky's torso as she pulled themselves close together, their breasts pressing against each other. She squirmed as she felt Vicky's finger gently rubbing her clitoris with her thumb, making it grow firmer and a bit more erect as she teased it. Her first finger pressed into Tina's birth canal as she wiggled it inside Tina's body.
"Good morning, my love," said Vicky as she paused the kiss.
"Good morning, my precious," replied Tina with a smile.
"I can't believe how happy I've been since I met you, Turner," she answered as she drove her finger deeper into Tina's vagina.
"Oh," moaned Tina, "You're my first love and I've never felt more special than when I'm with you."
"I've been with a few boys in my time, but I've never felt like they truly loved me. It was always their own needs that came before mine. We made love until they came, and then they rolled over and fell asleep on me like that was all there was to it. But I can tell that my needs and my happiness are just as important to you as your own happiness."
Tina closed her eyes, bit her lower lip and moaned as she felt Vicky insert another finger into her vagina, wiggling them together inside her. She felt warm and damp as her natural lubricating juices began flowing around the fingers inside her. Her clit grew larger and firmer as the other finger teased it firmly, yet gently.
"It's all right," said Vicky, "I like making you feel good. It makes me happy."
Tina's hands slipped down Vicky's back until they were gripped around her buttocks and she was fondly groping her ass cheeks.
"Oh yeah," moaned Vicky, "I like your caress. You know just how to touch me and make me feel good as well."
"Just kiss me already," moaned Tina.
Vicky obliged Tina with a hot French kiss. They moaned their happiness to each into their mouths as their tongues played together.
Tina's fingers parted Vicky's ass cheeks as she teased the crack between them, her fingertips slowly drifting downwards towards her ass pucker.
The two moaned and moaned into each other as they increased the arousal and pleasure of each other.
Tina squirmed as Vicky added a third finger up her hot and slick vagina, moving all her fingers fully up in her as she finger-fucked Tina more hotly and more quickly. Her hand slapped against Tina's crotch as she moved her hand in and out both harder and faster.
Vicky aggressively pressed her tongue into Tina's mouth, who was receptive to the notion of letting it all the way in as they kissed.
Tina moved her hands from Vicky's bottom, sliding them around her hips, up her stomach and chest, and gently gripped Vicky's breasts, fully engulfing each one with one of her hands. The backs of her hands were also stimulating her own breasts as she massaged Vicky's breasts with her full fingered attention.
As Tina grew more excited from Vicky's stimulation, she raised her leg higher, making her crotch more open and easily accessed by Vicky's hand. As her legs spread, Vicky could thrust her fingers even a little deeper into Tina. By now, the fingers were buried past the last joint, and the palm was at the edge of her vaginal opening. She had to keep her thumb bent sharply in order to keep it over Tina's clit.
Vicky's nipple grew warmer and firmer as Tina caressed them under the palms of her hands. She used her fingers and thumbs to massage the bulk of Vicky's breasts as well, making them feel good over their full bredth and width.
It was about then that Tina experienced a powerful orgasm. She slapped her legs together, pinning Vicky's hand between as her vaginal muscles gripped her fingers deep inside her birth canal. The love juice flowed freely over her fingers as it gushed out onto her hand. She moaned loudly into Vicky's mouth as her nervous system was racked with the orgasmic energy washing up and down her spine. There was a contraction of her lower back muscles that pushed her crotch in towards Vicky. The orgasm dragged on for many seconds as Vicky used her wiggling fingers to prolong it as long as she could make it last.
But then the orgasm subsided as she was able to rest against Vicky. As it faded, Tina felt a mixture of intense satisfaction mixed with a feeling of blissful tiredness. Vicky sensed Tina's growing weariness as she leaned back her head, and pressed Tina's head against her breasts like pillows. She gently pulled Tina's hands off her breasts so her fingers wouldn't be in the way. Then she used her hand to rub Tina's back softly as she said, "I can feel you're tired again, my love, so take a well deserved rest on my bosom and we can have some more fun later."
"But you haven't cum yet," said Tina softly, "I don't want to ignore your needs like those boys that came before."
"It's all right," she replied, "I know you'll be here when I wake up, and you'll take care of me when you're feeling up to it. I can wait for you to satisfy me."
Tina murmured something about love as she closed her eyes, breathed softly into the crack of Vicky's bosom through her nose, and quickly drifted back into a pleasant sleep.
Vicky buried her face in the soft mane of Tina's hair and drifted into a pleasant slumber herself.
...
The fact that Wanda was pregnant seemed to remove an obstacle from Cosmo making love to her whenever he wanted, since she couldn't get pregnant again. So the two of them made passionate human love to each other every day. Each day, they explored a different position or technique in the art of love making. They looked for all of their hot sex buttons and learned how to push them.
Although Jorgen slightly altered their appearances, they still looked a lot like Gah and Vicky.
The new Wanda seemed a bit more mature than Vicky, seeming to be somewhere in her mid twenties now. While Vicky was a redhead, Wanda was now more of a strawberry blond. She was also a bit taller, a bit fuller in the top, and just a but wider in the hips than Vicky was. Her lips were also a bit fuller and deeper red in color. Changes that Cosmo definitely approved of.
The new Cosmo also seemed a bit more mature than Gah, appearing to be in his mid to late twenties at the time. He also appeared a bit taller and a bit more muscular and well defined than he already was. The package between his legs also seemed a bit enhanced, much to the delight of Wanda. He also had greater stamina, allowing him to make love to Wanda for hours on end without falling asleep.
So they met in the guest room of the Turner house when the day was nearly done, naked Wanda waiting eagerly for naked Cosmo to approach her.
Poof was safe in clone Timmy's room, instructed to stay there for the evening and attend to Timmy's wishing needs, so the two of them would have plenty of time to enjoy each others company for a few hours.
"So what are we going to try today?" asked Wanda as she looked hotly into Cosmo's eyes.
"Well I was thinking about something new tonight," he mused aloud as he held up a tube of imitation strawberry flavored lubricating gel, "so I figured I'd try putting this stuff in your butt hole, and try carefully making love to your bowels."
"Is it safe?" she asked.
"Well, I will need to go to the bathroom to use one of these enema kits," said Cosmo as he opened the dresser drawer and pulled out a new enema kit, "It will make sure your bowels are clean and safe for me to make love to you... in that hole. It bought one from the store on the same day I got the strawberry lube gel."
"It sounds exciting," said Wanda, "so let's get started."
Cosmo took Wanda by the hand and led her to the bathroom with the enema kit in hand.
"It won't make me feel bloated," she asked, "Will it?"
"Oh perhaps for a little while," he replied, "I am supposed to put two liters of warm fluids into your ass and hold it for about 20 minutes."
"I'll do it for you, my sweet."
Cosmo just smiled as he led her along.
...
Timmy sat at his computer in his room as Poof sat on his head.
"Poof," said Poof.
"I'm sorry," said Timmy, "but I'm also an only child. I don't know what it's like to have a brother or sister."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Foop?" asked Timmy, "He's more like your anti-brother. An anti-brother that wants to destroy you as if I'd ever let that happen."
"He hogs my attention," said Foop as he =fooped= into the room, "The attention and glory that I deserve."
"Well if you did your own great deeds," said Timmy, "You'd surpass Poof without having to destroy him. In fact, destroying Poof would only deny you the chance to rub your victory in his face, and don't you want to see the look in Poof's face when you surpass him?"
"Why I never thought about it that way," said Foop with an evil grin, "but you're absolutely right! I shall surpass Poof and then enjoy rubbing his pretty face in it!" He vanished with a =foop!=
"Poof," said Poof.
"I know," said Timmy, "but it'll give Foop something to do other than plotting to destroy you."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Yeah, my folks have been trying for years to have another child. I thought it would be harder to get them to accept an older sister they didn't know about, but I think they've accepted the situation. They can be a tad... oblivious... at times. Sometimes I wonder how much drugs they really did back in the 60's."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Me?" he replied as he raised an eyebrow, "No way. Drugs like that are for... well, people who aren't going anywhere. I have enough problems without worrying about going around in a drug induced haze all the time."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Yeah, my feelings for Vicky are a bit strange. I don't really know why I have them or where they really came from. I know Anti-Cosmo made Vicky gaga over me, but he claims he did nothing to me. He might be lying, but then I don't understand what he would hope to gain by such a lie. Anti-Wanda also swears she had nothing to do with it, and she isn't bright enough to lie well."
"Poof," said Poof.
"No, I can't really share my dual life with anyone else. I'm not sure that even Wanda or Cosmo could really understand it, although perhaps living as humans will teach them something eventually. It's not exactly the same situation, Poof."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Don't worry, Poof. I'm sure they won't love you any less than their human child."
"Poof," said Poof.
"No, it doesn't seem like Anti-Wanda or Anti-Cosmo are pregnant, so I don't think there will be a counterpart to the human child in the Anti-Fairy World. I don't know if Wanda and Cosmo's child will have any Fairy traits or Fairy Powers in them."
Timmy glanced at the fishbowl that Wanda, Cosmo and Poof normally inhabited, but noticed that Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda were in there instead. The two were looking at each other somewhat awkwardly.
"Don't bloody look at me like that, woman," said Anti-Cosmo.
"But y'all know I wants some," replied Anti-Wanda. She was swimming close to her husband rubbing against him somewhat suggestively.
"No!" he snapped, "I will have none of that! Don't make me put the salt peter in your fish food again!"
"Why do I feel like I'm in a bad episode of 'Married with Children'?" asked Timmy to no one in particular.
"Poof," said Poof.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 12
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Probably Wanda X Cosmo too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Wanda really wondered if it been 20 minutes, because she felt like she was holding all the enema fluid in her ass for an hour. She was stuck on the toilet as Cosmo patiently attended her needs. There was no way she could go anywhere or do anything else without risking making a huge mess somewhere in the house because she knew there was more than a reasonable chance she could lose control and accidentally release all those fluids she was holding back in her bowels.
"You're doing great," said Cosmo comfortingly, "Just a couple more minutes and you can let it all out. I'm so proud of you, my love."
"This is really a new sensation for me," she replied, "I guess that Fairies don't need this sort of thing, or at least Doctor Rick Studwell never ordered such a thing for me."
"Me neither."
=poof= "Did someone call for Doctor Studwell?" The good Doctor Studwell suddenly appeared in the bathroom with them.
He looked at Wanda and Cosmo and asked, "Who are you, and how did you call me?"
"It's us," said Wanda, "Wanda and Cosmo Cosma."
"But you're... you're..."
"Human," she finished, "Yes, we changed into humans to try human-style sex and now I'm pregnant because of one of the Anti-Fairies, I'm sure. I have to stay like this for another 8 months, and Cosmo is staying human to keep me company."
"Why don't you just wish the baby out now?" he asked.
"I don't know what kind of effect that would have on a human pregnancy," she said cautiously, "So we decided it's best to 'go natural' as the humans call it."
"I wish I could help," he said, "But I'm no good with humans and Anti-Fairies. In both cases, the woman bears the child and not the man. It's really weird that way."
"It's alright," she replied, "Timmy's Mom has a good gynecologist who's keeping tabs on my pregnancy."
"So why did you call me?"
"I didn't mean to call you," she said awkwardly, "Your name just came out in casual conversation."
"Well feel free to call me again after the baby is born and you're back to your Fairy self," he said, "and I'll be happy to look after you again." He vanished with a =poof=.
"It's been 20 minutes, sweetie," said Cosmo, "Let'r rip."
Wanda was more than happy to dump into the toilet with a loud splash and squirt. It took a few minutes to get all of the enema out of her system.
"Ya," said Cosmo, "You're all clean inside now! When you're ready, I'll help you back to bed and then we can go on to the next step."
Wanda smiled softly as she said, "Okay my love." She reached out and she let him take her hand between his own hands. He rubbed her hand for a moment, and then drew it up to his mouth where he planted a sweet kiss on the back of her hand.
...
Tina awoke again to a strange feeling. She was still resting on Vicky's breasts when she realized that both of their breasts had somehow doubled in size while they were asleep. Tentatively reaching out, she touched Vicky's breast to see if it was real, and not some strange dream she was still having. She put her lips over the nipple and drew it into her mouth, feeling it between her lips. Much to her surprise, she tasted milk from the nipple. A sweet tasty milk that urged her to start suckling like a babe for even more of it. She could hear Vicky moan softly as her nipple became firmer, growing larger in her mouth as she suckled and she swallowed the amazingly yummy milk.
"Oh Turner," she moaned into Tina's mane of hair, "That feels so good." Tina still wasn't sure if Vicky was awake or just talking in her sleep.
She took the other nipple in her fingertips and gently teased it, massaging, tugging and squeezing it as she made it also grow firmer from her growing arousal. Her fingers were quickly getting damp from the milk leaking from her teased and aroused nipple.
"Oh Turner," she moaned, "What are you doing to me? You're making me feel so hot..."
"I want to please you as much as you pleased me," she said as she paused in her suckling.
"I've never got so much pleasure from just having my nipples played with before... I think I'm gonna orgasm soon just from this alone..."
But Tina said nothing as she suckled and teased Vicky's nipples. They grew firmer as they stood out from Vicky's breasts like small cones or nozzles.
"Oh gawd," she moaned, "It's so intense... it's just too much... my pussy is so wet and you haven't even touched it yet..." Tina could feel Vicky squirming from the attention, and even her legs twitched as the rubbed against each other. When Vicky's crotch bumped into her own, she could feel the dampness leaking out of her femslit.
Tina continued her manipulations as Vicky moaned louder and louder. Her nipples were feeling close to rock hard at this point, as aroused as they could possibly get. She could feel the nipple even throbbing under her fingertips.
"Ah, dang... You're driving me completely nuts..."
Tina marveled at how her breasts were still lactating like they were. The milk that leaked from her open nipple alone felt like it might have filled a small Styrofoam coffee cup, and Tina knew that she had drank at least as much from the other nipple.
"Oh!.. Oh my!.. I'm gonna... I'm ready to... Oh hell! I'M CUMMING!"
She could feel Vicky shuddering against her as she imagined the orgasmic energy running amok in her nervous system and her womb muscles underwent spasms as if she were getting vaginal sex somehow.
She could feel Vicky pull her head away from her own, and then fall silent for a second until she said, "Holy crap, what happened to our breasts? They're like twice as big as when we went to sleep!"
"Growth spurt?" suggested Tina.
"That's one hell-of-a spurt," she said, "and it affected us both equally."
"I guess we're so close that our bodies must somehow be in sync now."
"Incredible," whispered Vicky, "and my nipples have never been this sensitive before. The feeling was unlike anything I've ever felt before."
"Well you know what they say about gift horses..."
"Yeah," she replied, "I guess you're right about that."
'Could I have somehow wished for this in my sleep?' thought Tina to herself.
She glanced at the alarm clock and notice it was going on 10 AM.
"I guess it's time to get up," she mused, "I should take a shower before I get going for the day."
Vicky smiled as she said, "Well, I can't let you shower all alone, now can I? I mean someone just has to wash your back for you."
"Sure," said Tina as she gave Vicky a quick kiss on the lips, "I'd love to have you shower with me."
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 13
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. Love is complicated, no?
Revised chapter.
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
When Vicky joined Tina in the shower this time, there was no surprises. Just a friendly kiss on the lips as their naked bodies pressed against each other. Tina placed her hands on Vicky's shoulders while Vicky put her hands around Tina's waist.
"Living with you has been a magical experience," moaned Tina.
"Yes," agreed Vicky, "I can't remember the last time I was this happy with anyone."
Vicky picked up the loofah sponge and put some of the white creamy liquid body wash over it.
"Come here," she cooed as she gestured to Tina to come hither, and then she indicated the running water cascading from the wide shower nozzle, "and lets get to cleaning, shall we?"
Tina stepped into the warm shower of water facing her front as Vicky set to washing her shoulders, arms and back with firm strokes, making her soapy. The water ran over her breasts and down her stomach, over her groin and her legs as she leaned back into Vicky's scrubbing.
"Your really good with a sponge," sighed Tina.
"Thank you," she replied.
Vicky cleaned lower on Tina, scrubbing her butt, hips and thighs next. Tina squirmed as she felt Vicky scrubbing her femslit as she reached down between her butt cheeks.
"Oh my," she moaned, "are you trying to get soap in my hole?"
"Well you aren't a nun, so I can't put hope in your soul."
The two giggled. Tina felt Vicky's breasts against her back as she leaned in on Tina, and then reached around to wash Tina's newly enlarged breasts. She leaned her head back onto Vicky's shoulder as she felt the loofah cleaning her mammary 'lumps' quite thoroughly. She even moaned as she felt Vicky using her other hand to rub the soap around as well over the mass of her breast.
Vicky paused a second, and then let the loofah fall to the shower floor. She was now just using both of her hands to grab and massage Tina's breasts. Tina could feel her hands slip up her breasts until her fingers where gripping at the large and sensitive nipples. The buck-toothed beauty moaned again as Vicky's fingertips tugged, squeezed and massaged those pinkish nipples, and she was sure that she was feeling the warm milk within them leaking and squirting forth into the open air of the shower stall.
"Oh my," moaned Tina, "my nipples are so responsive. Your caress is just driving me crazy."
"Then your nipples and breasts are like mine," she replied, "How could this possibly be just a strange coincidence?"
"Well what else could it be?" moaned Tina back.
"I don't know yet," she answered, "but it must be magic, and I intend to find out just what it all means."
But Tina was too lost in the feeling in her breasts and nipples to do anything more than moan aloud in pleasure. She was getting aroused fast, and even her femslit was getting warm and damp under the warm shower waters.
"But in the meantime," she continued, "Suck your own nipples for me." She pressed Tina's breast upwards, holding her nipples in her own face close together. Tina took both of her own nipples into her mouth on either side of her buck teeth and began hotly suckling her own milk. Drinking her own milk was a great turn on to both herself and Vicky.
"Oh yeah, that's a good girl. Growing girls need their milk."
As Tina sucked her own nipples and using the suction to keep her breasts up, she felt Vicky's hands slide down her sides and hips, coming to rest over her crotch and femslit. She lightly ran one fingertip over her quivering nether lips, starting at the bottom and moving upwards until she reached her clit.
Tina's nipples grew firmer and warmer as she nursed herself, filling her mouth more as she continued to drink her own milk, almost amazed that she could lactate as much as Vicky had when she was nursing from one of her nipples. As her nipples hardened, some milk began leaking around them, dribbling down the mass of her breasts before being washed away in the shower waters.
Vicky's fingertip paused over Tina's clit, rubbing the very tip of her fingertip ever so lightly over the head of Tina's rapidly erecting clit. The light touch sent chills down Tina's spine through the nerve cluster that was her clit.
Her nipples continued to harden quickly until they felt like rock in her mouth, but still she sucked milk from them. It felt like she had drank a small glass of her own milk in the course of her suckling, and about half as much leaked out through her lips, dribbling down over the bulk of her breasts.
Tina stiffened against Vicky as she felt another orgasm wrack her frame. Vicky could feel it too, especially the wetness of the fluids between her nether lips as they leaked from her vagina. Her rock hard nipples popped out of her mouth as she moaned her pleasure for all to hear. When she finished moaning, she was left panting and breathing heavily.
"Oh dear," sighed Vicky, "now you're all dirty again. Time to scrub you up some more, my love."
Tina stood quite still as Vicky picked up the loofah and used more liquid soap to clean Tina again.
...
Cosmo laid Wanda out on the bed flat on her back with her ass at the end of the bed. He then ran a line of strawberry lube from her clit down to her ass, gently rubbing it in with one finger. She squirmed as she felt his fingertip rubbing her clit and nether lips.
"How does that feel?" he asked.
"A little warm," she replied.
She watched him lean over and lick at her lube covered clit, tasting it as she felt her nerve-loaded clit being teased. A small moan escaped her lips as she relished the stimulation.
"How is it?" she asked.
"Oh, strawberry-y," he replied, "in an imitation sort of way."
"Is that good?"
"I suppose it is."
"Well lets get on to the main event then, Cosmo darling."
He placed the nozzle of the tubed against her ass pucker, and pushed it into her. Once he was sure it was in, he gave it a good long hard squeeze that sent most of the tube of lube into her bowels and rectum. She squirmed as he squeezed and she could feel the stuff being 'pumped' into her, and she wondered if he wasn't overdoing it just a bit. But she also realized it was their first time, and perhaps it was better to be safe then sorry.
His cock was hard from just thinking about what he would do next, so he pressed the tip of his cock against her ass pucker and put his hands on her thighs in preparation to enter her. Her thighs were at a 90 degree angle to her body, letting her calves and feet hang off the end of the bed.
The lube leaked around his cock as her pressed it into her ass. It was so slick inside her that he entered her with almost no resistance. She squirmed as she felt his cock head pass her sphincter ring.
"Do it," she moaned hotly.
He nodded as he started humping her anal pucker, driving his long cock deep into her clean and lubed bowels. There was an occasional grunt from him as he worked her ass slowly and steadily, and she moaned as she could feel his cock pressing her g-spot from the other side than she had felt it pressed from before.
"Oh yeah," he moaned, "I like your nice tight ass."
Wanda was leaning her head back, biting her lower lip as she was lost in the feeling in her ass. She grabbed the sheets tightly with both hands as she squirmed underneath his hips. There was the sounds of his hips slapping against her ass as he worked her over.
"Oh sweetie," he moaned as he humped her a little harder and a little faster, "It won't be long now."
"I don't think it will be long for me either," she moaned back.
The minutes passed as he humped and she squirmed, but it seemed all too soon before Cosmo was moaning, "Oh yeah, this is it!"
She could almost feel his hot throbbing cock unload his large wad into her bowels. He was definitely keeping his hips pressed tight against her as his cock unloaded. Once he was done, he went back to humping her.
A few more minutes passed before it was Wanda's turn to climax. She arched her back as she felt the orgasm running through her nerves like a shock, her juices running out her femslit down over the base of his cock and his balls. He kept going inside her, prolonging her orgasm until she was spent.
"Oh Cosmo," she moaned, "That was an incredible experience we just shared!"
"I know," he replied as he pulled his softening cock from her ass, "Was it worth all the trouble?"
"Oh yes," she moaned back, "every moment. We must do this again some time, honey."
"Oh there's plenty of other incredible and sexy things to try together first."
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 14
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
'I should have wished for a wardrobe' thought Tina as Vicky practically dragged her to the giant department store. She offered to help Tina dress, and was horrified to discover that Tina's closet was all but empty, with but two pairs of shoes and barely enough clothing to make two full outfits. Tina told her that she couldn't afford to move everything from her old place in Seattle and had to give a lot of her old clothes away. Vicky 'volunteered' to help her shop for clothing and didn't allow any room for any protest or objection from the buck-toothed beauty.
Tina's outfit was pretty basic, as it was little more than something she would have worn back was she Timmy Turner. The black shoes, black short pants that barely covered her knees, the red shirt that seemed smaller, leaving her stomach bare. Her oddly enlarged breasts pushed the shirt out, making it almost uncomfortably tight since she had no bra to wear underneath it. She even had the little red baseball cap she was so fond of wearing everywhere.
"Because our breasts mysteriously increased so much," Vicky was saying, "we both need new bras, and they have to be a little larger still because we need something to absorb the extra milk that's going to leak from our nipples. Who knows how long this condition is going to last. We better get at least six different bras each."
'Six different bras?' thought Tina with a slight sense of alarm. She seriously wondered if they had created enough money in her checking account to cover everything that Vicky wanted to get her.
"And then there's matching panties of course, and stockings. You need stockings. Silk is best for its comfort and strength. You'll need at least 6 pairs of stockings, and we need to try and coordinate the colors with the panties and bras. And SHOES! Heaven forbid we forget about the shoes. You know we can NEVER have enough shoes!"
'We can't?'
"Then we can get to the dresses, blouses, skirts, pants, shirts, hats, and the other accessories you need to be beautiful. And you could use some jewelry, sweetie. You really could."
'How many days will this take?'
"After that, we can get to the handbags and the purses. You'll need good handbags and purses to carry around all the essentials of life, like your emergency makeup, cell phone, pepper spray, day minder, manicure kit, breath spray... and anything else I can't think of at the moment. This is a BIG project, Turner, and what kind of love would I be if I didn't help you as much as I possibly can."
"Don't you have work?"
"I don't have any babysitting jobs for a couple of days, so don't you worry about that one little bit. Besides, you mean more to me than any babysitting job."
"Gee... Thanks Vicky."
Vicky suddenly stopped, turned about and looked into Tina's eyes.
"I'd do anything for you," she said with great conviction. She showed her point by pulling Tina by her shoulders into a hot kiss on the lips. The two were just close enough for their bosoms to brush against each other. They shared a kiss for a couple of minutes, and it was hard to tell which of the two beauties were blushing harder.
"Come on," she said, "The store awaits."
Vicky continued tugging Tina towards the Department Store. What Vicky didn't know, but Tina did, was that Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda were in her purse disguised as a hand mirror and a tampon dispenser respectively. If she wasn't distracted by Vicky, she might have noticed the mirror giving a dirty look to the the tampon dispenser and pushing away it, and muttering something about salt peter.
...
Wanda and Cosmo sat at the kitchen table evaluating what Timmy's Mother made for them.
"It's kind that she made this for us," said Wanda, "but I have no idea what it is, or why it's still squirming on my plate."
"Well, it's kinda sorta yellowish and lumpy," replied Cosmo, "maybe it's some kind of omelet?"
"Why don't you try it and tell me how it is?"
"Aren't you the pregnant one?"
"And that's the best reason not to try anything toxic. Besides, you eat much grosser things than I do."
"Well, you do have a point there."
He picked up a fork full and shoved it in his mouth. His mouth chewed, then he pushed the food from side to side as he hymned and hawed, and then swallowed. Turning green in color, he smacked his chest a few times as if the food wasn't going down, or his heart stopped – Wanda couldn't be sure which was the case. Then he turn purple, then red, his eyes rolled around, green flames shot from his ears, and then he fell sideways out of his chair.
"Cosmo?" she asked, "Cosmo! Are you alright?"
He sat up and cut loose with a belch that shook the house.
"It's tangy with a suggestion of Tabasco," he said with a grin. She dumped her plate on top of his, and then proceeded to watch her husband eat it all with more bodily color changes, flames and falling out of his chair, and a couple more belches. Timmy's Dad stuck his head in the kitchen door to give Cosmo a thumb's up a couple of times after he shook the house with another belch.
Wanda fixed herself French Vanilla Ice Cream and Baby Kosher Dills instead. For some reason, it was just something she had to have, and she already had it several times. She knew because she personally bought the 12 half gallons of French Vanilla Ice Cream and the 12 jars of Baby Kosher Dills herself when they last shopped at the grocery store.
About then, Timmy wandered into the kitchen.
"Aren't you late?" asked Mom.
"It's Saturday, Mom," he replied, "and I was just watching my Early Cartoon Shows."
"Well you're just in time for my special omelets," she answered.
"No thanks, Mom. The last time you made those, it tried to eat me. I'll just have a bowl of Atomic Sugar Bombs and be happy."
"Suit yourself, honey. You don't know what you're missing out on."
"Oh, I exactly know what I'm missing out on," he muttered under his breath.
"What was that?"
"I said we're out of Grey Poupon. I can't appreciate your omelets without Grey Poupon it."
"Oh, I'll have to remember to buy more when we go grocery shopping."
Timmy waited as his Mom grabbed the cereal from the high cupboard along with a bowl, a spoon, and the milk from the fridge, and she fixed his bowl of cereal for him. He could do it himself if he wasn't too short to reach the cereal and the bowls by himself. Once he got his cereal, he moved to the table to take a seat next to Wanda.
"Where's your new fishes?" asked Wanda.
"I loaned two of them to Tina for a while. The baby fish is still here and doing fine."
"You think the two fish you loaned out are all right?"
"I'm sure they're all doing fine."
"That's so nice of you to think of your older sister that we forgot we ever had," said Mom with a sigh, "I've wanted a baby girl for years just like Tina, and I wish we had raised her. I really want to raise a girl ourselves."
"I wish you were pregnant with the little girl you've always wanted, Mom," said Timmy with a grin, "It's not like you and Dad don't try hard enough."
Wanda gulped, and she waved her wand she pulled from her pocket under the table. *POOF – PREGNANT!*
"That's strange," said Mom, "but I have this sudden urge to... to..." *HURL!* Mom was barfing into the garbage disposal.
"Honey!" she called, "I either have Morning Sickness or Food Poisoning!"
Dad stuck his head into the kitchen and said, "I'm voting for Morning Sickness! We've had enough sex to have at least six more children!"
"I would be so happy..." *HURL!* Another spew into the garbage disposal.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 15
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Tina was slightly nervous as she sat in the changing room. After all, Vicky stripped her naked again and took her clothes 'to search for clothing of a similar size'. She was also slightly embarrassed when Vicky borrowed a tape measure and took several minutes fawning over her naked body to collect the measurements she needed.
The door was closed, but it wasn't to hard to look over the door for even a person of average height. She self-consciously kept her hands over her breasts and her legs crossed as she waited for Vicky to come back. The palms of her hands were slightly damp because the fact she was covering her breasts with her hands by itself was causing just a little of her milk to leak out of her nipples. Judging by the weight of her breasts and the apparent firmness, Tina determined that they were nearly full to capacity with her motherly milk.
She glanced into her handbag to the blue-black mirror and the blue-black tampon dispenser. "Hey Anti-Cosmo," she asked, "Did I wish that Vicky and I had big breasts that were making milk all the time?"
"No," replied the mirror as a fanged mouth and bloodshot green eyes appeared on the surface of the mirror, "Anti-Wanda said she granted that wish for you."
Tina picked up the tampon dispenser and asked it, "When did I wish for that?"
A pair of bloodshot red eyes and a mouthful of really bad teeth appeared on it as she answered, "Last night. You asked for that when you were laying with your head on Vicky's boobs."
"So is that all I wished for while I was sleeping with Vicky?"
"Well, that's all that I can remember," she replied.
"Somehow," muttered Tina under her breath, "that sounds less than reassuring..."
"What did you say?"
"Ah, it's nothing. Nothing important."
"Okay..."
Just then, the door opened. There was a store employee standing there, and she looked somehow oddly familiar to Tina. Perhaps it was the black pig tails, the oval framed glasses or the braces, but it looked an awful lot like an 18 year old Tootie... or what Tina speculated an 18 year old Tootie would look like.
"Is everything all right in here?" she asked.
Tina self-consciously covered herself more as she replied, "Everything's fine in here."
"Do you need any help with shopping or anything? I'm here to help."
"That's alright," she replied, "I already have someone helping me with that."
"Very good then. Enjoy your shopping experience." She closed the door as she stepped back.
"That was weird," muttered Tina.
"What was?" asked Anti-Cosmo.
"How the sales lady looked like an older version of Tootie."
"Hmm... That's Vicky's younger sister, isn't it?"
"Why yes, it is."
"What a coincidence," he mused, "I've assigned her Anti-Fairy Godparents just a little while ago."
"She has her own Fairy Godparents now?"
"I said Anti-Fairy..."
"I know what you said," said Tina tersely, "Do you talk about each others' godchildren around each other."
"Well yeah... all mystic creatures do..."
"So she might know that you are my Anti-Fairy Godparents?"
"Maybe."
"Could she know that I'm really Timmy in a woman's body?"
"Oh maybe..."
The door suddenly opened again, showing the same store clerk who was there just seconds earlier.
"Ah-ha!" she said triumphantly, "I knew it had to really be you Timmy Turner! My love sense is never wrong!"
Before Tina could say anything, the older Tootie was all over her like a cheap dress. She had been grabbed by the shoulders and wrapped in a tight hug as a hot kiss was pressed against her lips. The store clerk was practically in Tina's lap at that moment.
"MMM!" she objected into her mouth, "Mmmuuu mmmppphhh mmm!"
But the woman that Tina somehow knew was the older version of Tootie was not listening. She was too intent on pressing her tongue into Tina's mouth. She was too busy pressing against Tina's naked body. She was too busy enjoying herself.
Tina tried to get away, but the older Tootie was just too strong for her. 'Oh man,' thought Tina, 'even the older version of Tootie is stronger than me. Maybe I should start working out or something. I can't wish my way out of this either.'
Then she felt Tootie's hand over her hand, pressing her hand to grasp her own breast more firmly. It was as if Tootie was using her own hand to cop a feel second hand. The other arm was still wrapped about her, keeping both arms pinned down to her side.
Tina was blushing fiercely when she felt the urge to just give up and let Tootie's tongue into her mouth. She pressed closer to Tina as the kiss became deeper and hotter as Tootie's tongue played with her own. The blush seemed mutual to Tina who slowly closed her eyes and got into sharing the kiss back to Tootie.
Her breast was growing warmer, her nipple firmer and her palm wetter as more milk leaked out from the hardening nipple. The stimulation she was giving herself by the hand of Tootie was turning her on something fierce. She was even inclined to continue fondling her own breast even after she felt the hand of Tootie pulling back.
In fact, Tina realized that she was fondling her other breast with her other hand as well.
A few seconds later, she felt a stray finger pushing down between her crossed legs, seeking out her warm and puffy nether lips. She felt the fingertip brushing over her semi-sheathed clit before it rubbed down her tightly closed femslit. The dampness of her slit made it just a bit easier for the finger to press deeper and rub against her.
She wanted badly to ask why Tootie was doing this, but all she could do was murmur into the hot kiss from the now apparently older woman.
The other fingers pressed down between her legs, sliding down towards her knees as they gently tried to pry her crossed legs apart. In this matter, Tina's leg muscles were stronger than Tootie's arm, and therefore Tootie couldn't get Tina's legs uncrossed.
Finally, Tootie backed off from the kiss as she whispered hotly into Tina's ear, "Please. I love you. Let me make you happy. I want to please you more than anything."
"What about Vicky?" she moaned back.
"What about Vicky?" whispered Tootie back.
"Vicky loves me. I love Vicky. I can't betray her trust like this."
"But I've loved you a lot longer than she has," pleaded Tootie, "and I'll continue to love you no matter what you look like on the outside. I'll love you no matter how many others are in your life."
Just then, another voice cut in.
"You should try these," said Vicky, "Basic black... Hey! Who are you, and what are you doing with MY TINA?"
When Tootie stood and turned, she was holding a tape measure that Tina was sure wasn't there just a second earlier.
"The customer asked me to double check your measurements."
"And?"
"I believe you've underestimated the waist measurement by 2 inches."
"And?"
"We do have a special line of bras for women with nursing needs. I'm sure that they would be quite sheer and elegant enough for Tina's needs. Perhaps I could get a few 'samples' for you?"
"Sure," replied Tina, "I'd love to see them. Why don't you go and get them right now?"
"I live to serve the customers." She turned and left, going around the apparently red faced Vicky.
Closing the door, she said "You're all red in the face, Tina. Did she try and put the moves on you?"
"No no," said Tina quickly, "I just felt a bit awkward having her take my measurements naked like that. I was just as flush when you were measuring me."
"All right," said Vicky as she calmed down a bit, "I just worry about you. You're so hot and sexy... especially naked as you are. I'm not sure I want to share you with anyone else. By the way, is it just me or did she look just like an older version of my own little sister?"
"Tootie?" said Tina, "I... didn't notice..."
"You know Tootie?"
"I've... bumped into her... while I was out walking..."
"Oh... well you can't believe what she says about me..."
"We didn't really talk about you other than to mention your relationship."
"Oh... well, I don't want to sound like I'm bragging... but Tootie is always telling people... how sweet and lovable I am... She's totally into bragging about how cool I am... I get embarrassed at how much she praises me."
"Oh, I suppose that would embarrass me too... after a while."
"Oh, she's been carrying on about me like that for years... I've had a lot of people hitting on me just because they talked to Tootie and fantasized about the kind of person they think I am."
"I'm glad that Tootie didn't try to bias my opinion of you then. I love you just for the person you are."
She sensed that Vicky was blushing when she replied, "Thank you Tina. That means a lot to me."
Tina took her hands off her breasts and hugged Vicky.
"I don't care if Tootie said you were the most horrible person in the world, I'd still love you just the same."
Vicky glomped back Tina and burst into weeping.
"What's wrong? Did I hurt your feelings somehow?"
"No..." sobbed Vicky, "that's just... the most beautiful thing anyone's ever said about me!" Vicky buried her face into Tina's hair as the tears streamed down her face. Tina could feel them as they ran down her hair and dripped onto her shoulder. "I love you so much!"
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 16
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
So Timmy's Mother went over to see her Doctor that morning on a walk-in basis, and they confirmed that she was in fact pregnant (again). It was too early to judge how far she was along, but it was apparent to all that it was a relatively new pregnancy. The Doctor set up regular appointments with Timmy's Mother's OB/GYN. Both Mother and Father were both deliriously happy at the prospect of the next bundle of joy entering their lives. Kinda like the time they adopted Poof as their own son and put Timmy on the back burner.
Timmy had wished for the new little girl in their lives, so he didn't feel that twinge of jealously when his own parents had chosen Poof over himself. He was sure that with a few well placed wishes, the two of them would be the best of friends as well as family.
And of course, Cosmo and Wanda were there as well to lend moral support to Timmy's Mother, since Wanda was pregnant as well. Timmy's Mother promised to help Wanda as much as she could, as it was her first (human) pregnancy after all. That plus the fact they were both using the same OB/GYN.
...
Later that day, Cosmo and Wanda went back home to their guest room at Timmy's house.
Cosmo gazed upon Wanda dearly, and asked, "So what ya wanna do?"
"I don't know, sweetie," she answered, "I can't exactly go back to Fairy World like this, can I?" She broadly indicated her human body. "There's nothing stopping you from changing forms and going back though."
"No way," he replied, "I'm not leaving you alone in your time of need, Wanda. I'm your husband and I'll always be with you." He snuggled up to Wanda and hugged her close.
"Aw, that's the sweetest thing to say."
Poof appeared with a *POOF*, saying "Poof Poof."
"What?" asked Wanda, "Timmy fell down the well and needs help?"
"Poof poof," he replied waving his rattle around emphatically.
"Oh, I see."
"Poof."
"Oh... I see..."
"How do you know what he's saying?" asked Cosmo.
"It's a mother thing."
"Oh."
"Poof poof."
"So what's he saying?" asked Cosmo.
"Hmm..." mused Wanda, "Oh, he's saying he heard rumors about Tootie. That she has her own Anti-Fairy Godparents now, she has the body of an eighteen-year-old, and that she tried to put moves on our Tina over at the Mall where she has a part time job. I suppose something might have happened if Vicky didn't show up in time to interrupt the proceedings."
"So Tootie knows that Tina is really Timmy?"
"That would make the most sense, honey. She does have a 'Timmy Sense' she loves to talk about."
'I suppose that could have been awkward."
"Indeed."
Just then, a huge muscular fairy arrived in the room with a larger *POOF*.
"Jorgen?" asked Wanda, "What are you doing here?"
"Because," he replied in a casual growl, "A certain fairy is neglecting his Fairy Godchild even if his wife is pregnant with a baby from another species."
"That's horrible," replied Cosmo, "Who's this layabout and what can we do about him?"
"Cosmo," replied Wanda, "He's talking about YOU."
"I'm glad that one of you is sharper than a bowling ball," said Jorgen.
"You shouldn't talk about your blood relatives like that," said Cosmo tersely.
"STOP reminding me about that!"
There was an awkward quiet that spread out over several seconds.
"I know you love me," said Wanda to Cosmo, "but you can't neglect your duties because I can't fully fulfill my own. Poof is too young, and I don't want to stop being Timmy's Fairy Godparents. I can be by myself for a while. You have to look after Timmy for a while. Please do it for me. Please do it for our new baby."
"Wanda - You were always the responsible one," said Jorgen, "We can't let the Anti-Fairies run around willy-nilly without any supervision or surveillance."
"All right," said Cosmo as he changed back to his fairy form with a *poof*, "I'll take care of Timmy. I'll come back to check up on you once in a while. Just call me if you need me."
"I will," promised Wanda.
Cosmo disappeared in a *poof*.
"Are you sure you'll be alright here by yourself?" asked Jorgen, "I could send you to see your mother, you know."
"That's kind of you to offer," replied Wanda, "but I'll be fine here with Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad... and Poof, of course."
"Alright," he replied, "I'd stay longer, but I have to get back to enforcing Da Rules. We can't have chaos, especially now that children around the world are being assigned Anti-Fairy Godparents."
Jorgen von Strangle vanished in a particularly large *POOF*.
...
Cosmo appeared in Timmy's room with a *poof*.
"Hey Timmy," he said cheerfully.
"Hey Cosmo," replied Timmy as he sat at his computer.
"So the slacker finally bothers to show up," sneered Foop.
"I'm multitasking," replied Cosmo.
"You don't even know what 'multitasking' means."
'Do so."
"Then tell me what it means."
"If you're too lazy to look it up yourself, then why should I tell you?"
"I already know what it means!"
"Then I shouldn't have to tell you what it means, do I?"
"Oh for... I mean... I want... OH NEVER MIND! I've got better things to do than argue with half wits."
"Score one for Cosmo," mused Timmy.
"So what's my favorite godchild up to?" asked Cosmo. He glanced over Timmy's shoulder at his computer screen.
"Fairyworld of Fairycraft."
"What's that?"
"A game where there are thousands of online players. Each person plays a Fairy who follows some bratty kid around and grants their wishes."
"That sounds boring."
"You have no idea," said Foop.
"Does it cost anything to play?"
"No," replied Timmy, "They opened it up to be Free To Play Forever."
"Free is my favorite price," mused Foop, "Everything should be free for me."
"I also get levels by beating up Anti-Fairies and Pixies."
"That part is so unrealistic. I'm sure this whole game must be Fairy propaganda."
"I'm sure it's just a game."
"That's what they'd like you to think."
"They? What they?"
"Well duh, the Fairies."
"I don't think," replied Cosmo.
"That is true," replied Foop, "but you aren't in charge of the Fairies the way Anti-Cosmo is in charge of the Anti-Fairies."
"I wouldn't want a job like that anyways."
"I'm sure you wouldn't."
"I just want to live with Wanda and help out my buddy Timmy."
"You are so simple, aren't you?"
"It's one of my strong points."
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 17
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Tina felt awkward as Vicky sampled several sets of bras and panties in various combinations on her still naked form. Vicky seemed partial to things black and lacy, but Tina wondered if it was more a case of her preferences over Tina's. The buck-toothed beauty had blushed more than once over her eager love's hands-on methods of dressing and undressing her. Tina did feel a bit childish as Vicky wouldn't let her dress herself, and felt at times as if Vicky did look upon her as a 10-year old rather than the 18-year old her body indicated she was.
She was also concerned about a return trip from the equally older Tootie, whom she saw hovering about the dressing room door on a few occasions while the door was open, and therefore earning a few dirty looks from Vicky. Vicky was still not quite sure about the lady she could have sworn was her little sister, and yet obviously wasn't. She was also still not quite sure if Tina was being fully honest about what happened while she was gone, the compromising position she found them in, and Tina's claim that nothing had in fact happened in spite of her hot blushing.
So it was that Vicky didn't stay away from Tina for very long while searching for more clothing to try on. She insisted that the underwear was the foundation of every outfit, and therefor she had to find the best combinations of bras and panties before she could even think of moving on to other clothing items like blouses and skirts.
It was also a tad uncomfortable for Tina, as her breasts were still loaded with milk, and she hadn't thought of bringing something she could drain the milk into. She thought of going to the bathroom to milk herself, but then figured she couldn't do that until Vicky had some satisfactory clothing for her to wear. The clothing she had worn to the store was already long gone, and Tina wouldn't have been surprised to find it all in a garbage can like one of those 'What I should never wear ever again' type makeover shows.
Then she glanced down into her bag, and remembered that she did in fact have two of her Anti-Fairies with her, and she could but wish to be milked. It wouldn't do to just make the milk vanish without a trace, as Vicky would surely suspect something so obvious. She simply had to do it in a way that would be believable to Vicky and she also wanted it to be acceptable to her Anti-Fairies.
It would be easier, as Vicky was out again searching for more underwear.
She glanced at Anti-Cosmo, and figured that it would be hard to phrase the wish without offending his somewhat prudish sensibilities. So she looked at Anti-Wanda and figured she was the best candidate for the task at hand. She picked up the tampon dispenser and wished, "I wish you were a plastic baby bottle so you could store the milk from my breasts in you."
Anti-Wanda changed with a poof, and then without warning, attached herself to one of Tina's bare nipples. Tina moaned softly as she felt the bottle sucking the milk from her breast, slowly filling up with the excess milk. Once the first breast was milked, the bottle switched to the other nipple and began suckling from that one. Overall, Tina felt her blush returning as one nipple was teased after the other, and she could almost imagine that it was a baby she was nursing instead of a baby bottle.
Once her breasts were milked, she wished "I wish the bottle was capped."
A suitable cap appeared over the bottle before she placed it back in her bag. It felt terribly good to be relieved of her milk that made her breasts feel so firm.
But Vicky did seem a bit surprised when she returned with more underwear to find the softness had returned to Tina's breasts.
"Is something wrong?" asked Tina.
"Oh," she replied, "I didn't know you planned to milk yourself while we were out. It does kind of change the bra fittings."
"I hope that's alright," she answered.
"That's fine," said Vicky, "If you felt you needed to do it, then it was probably getting uncomfortable for you. I think I already have the measurements and fit for a bra suitable for your breasts when they're full, so I suppose it was about time to check a few bras when they aren't full."
"Thanks," said Tina, "I don't know what I did to deserve someone as thoughtful as you." She embraced Vicky hotly, making her blush for once in a fairly long while that day. But Vicky returned the embrace warmly as she rested her chin on Tina's shoulder.
"I'm not quite sure what I've done to deserve someone as nice as you," she whispered to Tina's ear.
There was a sigh from Tina's handbag that sounded fairly male. Tina knew at once what it was, but Vicky seemed to be at a loss to pinpoint the source of the sound.
"Do you think someone's listening in?" asked Vicky as she whispered the question into Tina's ear.
"Uh... It seems unlikely," whispered Tina back. She put her hand down on the Anti-Cosmo/mirror as she added, "I'm sure it was just someone passing by and minding their own business."
Vicky seemed to accept the explanation, but continued hugging her Tina non the less.
"Are you okay?" asked Tina, "I think it's been about as long since you were last milked as it was for me. I'm sure you're as full as I was up until a little while ago."
"Oh," she sighed, "I'm sure it can wait until I get home. Don't you worry about it." She glanced into Tina's bag as she added, "I don't think your bottle will hold enough."
"Well," suggested Tina, "There's more than one container available." She gently cupped her hands over Vicky's breasts as she slid her hands around from Vicky's back to her front.
"Are you..." she stammered as Tina unbuttoned Vicky's blouse, and then she blushed hotly as Tina slipped the cups of her bra up and over Vicky's own very firm breasts. She took one nipple into her mouth and suckled firmly, drawing the milk into her mouth and teasing Vicky's nipple with her tongue as she did so.
"Oh..." moaned Vicky softly as Tina suckled her, draining the excess milk from Vicky's breast as it made her feel somewhat warmer and tingly as well. It seemed almost greedy, the way Tina was sucking and swallowing the milk from Vicky's breast.
After a couple of minutes, Tina switched nipples and started suckling from the other. Vicky grew more flush in the face, and she was panting as Tina made her more aroused with her sexy suckling.
Vicky held Tina closer to her body as she leaned in and nibbled at the neck of her love.
A few more minutes seemed to pass before Tina released Vicky's nipple, pulled her bra cups back down over her breasts, and then re-buttoned Vicky's blouse.
"There," said Tina softly, "All taken care of."
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 18
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Wanda and Poof sat playing together in the room she shared with Cosmo in the Turner household. They were trying a human game called "Sugar-Rush Land". Why anyone considered it to be suitable as a child's game was pretty much a mystery to all.
Wanda tossed the dice and announced, "I have a pair of candy canes. I think that's good, right?"
"Poof" said Poof.
"I advance to the Peppermint Marsh and get stuck for 3 turns? Are you sure?"
"Poof poof," said Poof.
"All right," said Wanda, "I'm sure you understand these rules better than me." She advanced her piece as Poof directed.
Poof giggled in a babyish sort of way.
"As long as we're having fun," replied Wanda, "You are having fun, Poof?"
"Poof," said Poof.
"So you like human games?"
Poof nodded.
"Well I'm sure we can get more. This stuff called 'credit' doesn't seem to be too hard to come by."
Poof smiled.
"I think it's your turn to roll the dice, sweetie," said Wanda.
Poof shook his rattle and magically rolled the dice.
"Oh, you got a pair of Super Sugar Bombs. What does that mean?"
"Poof poof," said Poof.
"You have 10,000 sugar cubes and you win?"
"Poof," said Poof.
"Well, isn't that special?"
"Poof," said Poof.
"I know that's the twelfth win in a row. There's no need to rub it in, sweetie."
"Poof poof," said Poof.
"Okay, so you aren't bragging. Do you want to do something else now?"
"Poof poof poof," said Poof.
"You want to try what?"
"Poof," said Poof.
"But you aren't a human baby," said Wanda, "Are you sure about that?"
Poof waved his rattle, and Wanda's blouse and bra magically vanished. She self-consciously used her hands to cover her breasts.
"Poof!" said Wanda.
Poof stuck out his baby arms towards Wanda. Wanda slowly reached out to get Poof, pick him up and held him close to her bosom. He waved his rattle again, doing something magical to Wanda's breasts, and then took one of her nipples into his mouth. As many babes are want to do, he latched on to it and nursed hungrily. Wanda blushed as she felt Poof nursing, drawing sustenance from her breast, which was a new feeling for her since she had bottle fed Poof up til that point. She closed her eyes as she felt Poof suckling. Poof made mumbles that Wanda couldn't understand, and she was tempted to tell him not to talk with his mouth full, but she was too distracted by the feeling in her nipple.
Just then, Timmy's Mom came into the room.
"Do you have any laundry..." she began, then said, "Oh my, I didn't know you already had a baby."
Wanda opened her eyes as she said quickly, "I didn't? Oh, I'm so sorry. This is my first son... Poof."
"Poof?" asked Timmy's Mom, "Well that's not a name I hear very often. He sure is cute, but I've never seen a baby so... round before."
"It's perfectly normal..." stammered Wanda, "It's a... glandular condition... that he'll... outgrow in a few years... it doesn't hurt..."
"Well," answered Mom, "I'm glad it's not serious. Poof does get regular checkups, then?"
"Of course," said Wanda.
"I'm glad you're so responsible. Where's Cosmo?"
"Oh, he's out making money for the rest of us."
"He sounds very responsible too."
"Not really," replied Wanda, "but he always tries to do the right thing."
"Well, I suppose that's what counts in the end, doesn't it?"
"I guess so. Well I'll leave you two to your quality time, then. I'm sure the laundry can wait."
"Thank you," replied Wanda, "I'm glad you're letting us live here with you."
"Well it's certainly fun that you're here with us. It's also nice to have the support of another pregnant woman in the house. Timmy's Dad is pretty useless when it comes to pregnancies... I hope that didn't sound too harsh."
"I'm sure he understands," replied Wanda, a shiver running down her spine when she remembered what Cosmo was like when he was pregnant with Poof. Timmy and her both nearly went crazy looking after him and his mood swings.
Timmy's Mom burped and said, "Excuse me, I think I feel some morning sickness coming on..."
She quickly left and closed the door behind her.
"That was close Poof," said Wanda, "I guess you're officially part of the human family now. I guess you don't have to hide from Timmy's Mom and Dad anymore."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Well I'm glad that that pleases you, sweetie."
...
Meanwhile, Timmy continued to play Fairyworld of Fairycraft while being watched by Cosmo and Foop. They were both in their true forms hovering over Timmy's shoulders like the little angel and the little devil in those funny cartoon morality situations.
"Woo-hoo," said Timmy, "I'm a 40th level Fairy Lord. This is awesome! I can upgrade my fairy mount and try to get my Awesome Wand of Awesomeness!"
"Woo," said Foop sarcastically, "I'm sure this is the highlight of your life."
"Timmy's the best!" added Cosmo.
"There's only one way this game could be any better," said Timmy.
"Stop playing?" suggested Foop.
"Wish yourself into the game as a Player Toon?" suggested Cosmo.
"That's right, Cosmo," said Timmy smugly, "I wish I was a Player Toon in the Fairyworld of Fairycraft!"
"Oh, nothing can go wrong with this," said Foop sarcastically.
"YOU GOT IT, TIMMY!" announced Cosmo. With a wave of his wand and Foop's bottle, they all vanished from Timmy's room.
...
Tina had just finished nursing the extra milk from Vicky, and redid her clothing when she felt something very wrong. Vicky was still blushing from the suckling she had just received from Tina, and so didn't notice her sudden illness right away.
"Oh that felt so good," she murmured as she was still holding her love very close to her.
Not wanting Vicky to worry, Tina said, "Maybe you should find some more things to try. I don't want to be naked here all day."
Vicky replied with a blink, "All right, I'll be right back. But I for one wouldn't mind seeing you naked all day." She stood with a smile and walked out. "I hope that saleswoman isn't hanging around," she said suspiciously, "I don't trust her around you." The door closed behind her.
"Anti-Cosmo," said Tina, "I feel horrible. What's wrong with me?"
Anti-Cosmo appeared in his true form and said with a sneer, "Timmy has been transported into another world. I don't know where, but the stress will do damage to you both pretty fast. I suggest the only thing to do is wish for you and Timmy to become completely separate beings before one of you dies."
"Is it that serious?" asked Tina.
"Yes," he replied, "even if you could get away with not doing it now, you'd have to sever the link with Timmy some time or you'll become psychotically unstable."
"All right," said Tina, "I wish that Timmy Turner and I were separate beings."
He raised his black wand and made with the *poofing*.
"Oh," she sighed, "I do feel better now."
"Oh yes," answered Anti-Cosmo, "and now we're also severed from Timmy. You're too old for Fairies now, and you can only see us Anti-Fairies!" He paused to make an evil laugh. "You're ours now! All ours!"
Anti-Wanda appeared and said, "So we don't have to grant wishes for Timmy any more?"
"That's right," he replied, "Timmy is now the fairy's problem and their problem alone."
"Oh what have I done?" asked Tina.
"Don't worry you're pretty little head," said Anti-Cosmo, "The Anti-Fairies will still take good care of you. It's in our best interests to look after you. It's thanks to you that the Anti-Fairies finally got the right to have their own Godchildren."
...
Meanwhile, in Fairyworld of Fairycraft, Foop suddenly announced, "Yes, I no longer have to cater to your whims!"
"What is this feeling I just had, and what is Foop carrying on about?"
"It's no longer ANY of you're concern," sneered Foop, "I'm out of here, LOSERS!"
He vanished with a dark *poof*.
"Something just happened Timmy," announced Cosmo, "and I'm not sure I like it."
"I'm not sure I like it either. Should we go back?"
"Nah," replied Cosmo, "I'm sure that Jorgen would show up announcing gloom, doom and disaster if something had really gone horribly wrong."
"I guess you're right," said Timmy, "so make me a first level Fairy Warrior with the basic starting kit. I got some serious leveling to do."
"You got it, Timmy," replied Cosmo, "and I'll be the Fairy Wizard who blast things from far away and runs away when I run out of Mana Pool."
"Awesome!"
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 19
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
"This game is even more awesome on the inside!" exclaimed Timmy as he took down another Anti-Fairy with his +1 Mediocre Great Sword of Anti-Fairy Thrashing. He stood proudly in his +1 Black Mediocre Armor of Plated-Male (not to be confused with the +1 Pink Mediocre Armor of Awkward Plate Bikini) and his +1 Above Average Plate Helm of I-Wish-I-Could-See-Where-I-Am-Going.
"Yeah Timmy," replied Cosmo, "Computerized violence is the sweetest!" He blasted an Anti-Fairy Rabid Gerbil with his +1 Pink Wand of Cherry Blossom Lightning, which everyone else felt was just a little too 'girlish' for anyone else's tastes. But it was a wand he won on a quest, and it was the best weapon he could wield at his level. But it somehow seemed to fit with his Pink Cotton Wizard's Robes and his Pink Warlock Cap (with one Gold Star).
"I'm glad Foop took off," mused Timmy, "I don't miss him and his whining at all."
"I wonder where he ran off to?" asked Cosmo with a touch of concern in his voice.
"It doesn't matter," replied Timmy, "I don't believe any thing's really wrong until Jorgen shows up to scold me again."
"TURNER!" yelled an all too familiar voice.
"Okay, Jorgen's here now so something really wrong now."
"You're darn tootin some thing's wrong, Turner," scolded Jorgen, who just magically appeared in the game, "I would have been here sooner, but it's hard to find anyone in a MMORPG!"
"So how did I mess up this time?"
"Well I can't directly blame you this time. It's more the female you."
"Uh-huh."
"When you entered the game world, the Anti-Fairy assigned to her suggested she wish that you two were separate and distinct beings. By severing the ties between you, they set themselves up as Tina's sole guardians. She's now too old to even remember her original fairy godparents, and we're not sure she even remembers her life as a boy."
"So what's the bad part?"
"I'm sure this is all part of some great scheme by the head Anti-Fairy, Anti-Cosmo. Now that you're two distinct beings, we cannot effectively monitor them or the wishes she might make in the future. They also severed their connection to 'Da Rules', so they are effectively no longer limited by what can and can not be wished for."
"So I should wish us back together."
"It's not that simple, Turner. That kind of wish is not easily undone, unless you want to go through the hassle of having every one of your wished negated again. I don't think anyone ever wants to go through that kind of headache ever for another time."
"You're right," mused Timmy, "I sure as heck don't want to do that ever again. So is there something else I can do?"
"The only thing I can think of is getting you to persuade Tina to wish herself back to your age so that she can see and hear the Fairies again, but it won't be easy. The Anti-Fairies will certainly attempt everything in their power to stop anyone from persuading her to make that wish. They probably even try to use the affection she feels for Vicky against you."
"Do you have any other suggestions?"
"No," he replied, "not at this time."
"Well don't worry about it too much. I'm sure I set everything right soon enough."
"Why doesn't that give me comfort, Turner?"
"You're paranoid?"
"No," growled Jorgen, "I'd have to have imaginary enemies to be paranoid. I'm sure that my enemies are quite real."
"You have no faith in me no matter how many times I've corrected my own mistakes?"
"Well, that is more plausible. I've delivered my dire warning and now it's time for my bath. I'm going to leave now and entirely assume you'll make this whole mess go away no matter how much my common sense is screaming otherwise in my brain." He vanished with a *poof*.
"Does that mean the game is over?" asked Cosmo.
"Nah, I'm sure the world won't end before I finish this quest, right?"
"I suppose not."
...
Meanwhile, Vicky returned with yet another round of outfits for her sweet Tina to try on. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda were no longer in evidence as was her self-conscious covering of her naked body. Vicky couldn't help but lean close to Tina and make her blush by softly blowing in Tina's ear.
"You like seeing me like this, don't you?" asked Tina as she continued to blush.
"It's one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen," sighed Vicky as she contemplated her awkwardly modest love interest.
"I get the feeling you'd take me right here and now if you thought you could get away with it."
"Oh," sighed Vicky, "I assure you that thought crossed my mind more than once today."
"Well I'd prefer waiting to get home before getting ravished."
"I don't know," mused Vicky, "being in a changing room like this with you is a bit of a turn on, I must admit."
She couldn't help but remember how she was nearly molested by the older Tootie, and blurt out, "Well it's way too awkward for me."
"All right, my love," sighed Vicky, "I promise I'll contain myself until we get home."
"I really appreciate it."
"Now there's a few more outfits to try out here. I think you look really good in black."
"I suppose I do. Just don't make all my outfits black."
"Oh, there will certainly be a variety of colors, I assure you."
"Thank you, Vicky. I'm sorry to put you out like this."
"Oh sweetheart," she sighed back, "It's never a bother if I'm doing it for my sweet Tina."
Tina blushed a bit again as she suddenly glanced away from Vicky.
"Oh, it's so cute when you blush like that."
Tina blushed more.
"So try on some more of these," she said as she indicated the stuff she just brought in.
"Are you going to find anything else?"
"Nah," said Vicky, "I've got nothing better to do that watch you try these on."
Tina blushed even more, although she couldn't quite understand why she felt so flushed by the thought of Vicky watching her trying clothes on.
...
Wanda blushed as Poof continued nursing from her. He basically drank her first breast empty, and he had switched his attention to the other breast. For his first time at nursing from her breasts instead of a bottle, he really seemed to enjoy the experience. Oddly enough, Wanda's first go a breast feeding was an awkwardly enjoyable experience for her as well.
When he was finished, she placed Poof on her shoulder, but then suddenly paused as she said, "Oh wait, if you burp, something will get blasted with a lightning bolt... I need to take you somewhere that's protected against lightning... hmm..."
She paused for a second before announcing, "Oh wait, it's magic. I'll just set up my wand as a magical lightning rod and let the wand absorb the power. I just have to make sure that no one will see the lightning before the wand soaks it up."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Well thank you Poof. Mommy appreciates how much Poof appreciates Mommy's thoughtfulness."
Looking about to make sure no one was looking or lurking nearby, she set up her wand to absorb the anticipated lightning strike, and then set herself to gently patting Poof's back as he lay over her shoulder.
In spite of her precautions, however, Timmy's Dad opened the door just as Poof unleashed a belch. "Timmy?" he asked just before being struck with lightning. Burnt and crispy, he asked again, "Timmy?"
Turning her back to Timmy's Dad, Wanda said, "I'm kinda busy here. Timmy is not in here."
"Oh," he said, "I'm terribly sorry. Carry on." He stepped out, closing the door behind himself.
If it was anyone other than Timmy's Dad, Wanda would have been sure that they would have made a greater fuss about being struck by lightning and seeing her nursing Poof topless. But she was quite familiar with the 'eccentric nature' of the Turners by this point.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 20
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Finally, Timmy and Cosmo returned from the Fairyworld of Fairycraft Game back to the real world.
"That was awesome!" said Timmy.
"I never knew that beating up Anti-Fairies could be so much fun!" added Cosmo.
Without much thought to his statement, Timmy said, "I wish the world was like Fairyworld of Fairycraft!"
"You got it, Timmy!" Cosmo raised his wand and *POOF!*, the world changed.
"Did I say 'wish' just now?" asked Timmy as he looked at himself and Cosmo, who were suddenly back in their FoF outfits with all of their gear.
"Well duh, I wouldn't have granted your wish if it wasn't a wish."
"Well, I guess I should expect a visit from..."
"TURNER!"
"Jorgen," finished Timmy.
Indeed, the two of them found themselves faced with the ever-imposing figure of Jorgen VonStrangle.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME?"
"It was an accident," said Timmy, "Cosmo took a wishful statement a little too literally."
"COSMO!"
"You can't blame me for doing my job," said Cosmo with blissful ignorance.
"I still can't believe that you, Cosmo, and I, Jorgen VonStrangle, are in any way related!" snorted Jorgen.
"It can't be that hard to fix," suggested Timmy.
"Ordinarily no," said Jorgen, "but that was before the Anti-Fairies became a wild-card element. It complicates everything. Now you just can not use a wish to undo a wish so expansive in it's effects. Now I have to call a conference with Anti-Cosmo and his Anti-Fairies, and hope he's willing to help fix this whole mess."
"And he might want to leave things as they are just because that would annoy you, right Jorgen?" said Timmy sagely.
"Correct, Turner. That is my concern."
"Would it help if I said I was sorry?"
"No, but assisting me in fixing this mess would," replied Jorgen.
"I'll help in any way I can."
"So if this is like the game," mused Cosmo, "does that mean that Anti-Fairy Monsters will appear to randomly attack people?"
"Just the ones considered to be the Player Characters," answered Timmy.
"How do you know who's a Player Character?" asked Jorgen.
"Well Player Characters move around where they want to," said Timmy thoughtfully, "the Monsters and Non-Player Characters either don't move or they're limited to very specific areas."
"Then most of the humans and fairies in the whole world would be Player Characters," replied Jorgen with a concerned look on his face, "and they probably have no idea how to defend themselves against the Anti-Fairy Monsters."
"Well that's an easy one," replied Timmy smugly, "I wish every Player Character in the world had the Starting Player's Guide to Fairyworld of Fairycraft!"
"You got it, Timmy!" Cosmo raised his wand and *POOF!*, the world changed once more.
"That's a good start, Turner."
"Besides, no one really dies in the game. We just need to figure out where everyone re-spawns when they 'die'."
"Well, I need to get back to Fairy World and arrange a conference with Anti-Cosmo as soon as possible." Jorgen disappeared with a *POOF*.
...
The world suddenly changed again for Tina Turner (a few minutes earlier, back when Timmy made his accidental wish). One second, she was naked and about to try on something black and lacy while Vicky watched, and the next, the was wearing some blue outfit reject from a medieval fair while holding some kind of blunt weapon in her hand. She glanced over at Vicky, who was wearing some outfit in boiled black leather with a small sword and a small buckler-style wooden shield.
"What's going on?" asked Tina.
"I don't know," said Vicky, "It feels like some kind of twerpish video game."
Tina reached into her bag and pulled out the Anti-Wanda mirror. "Tell me what's going on," she said to the mirror, which drew an odd look from Vicky.
Bug eyes and a mouth with bad teeth appeared, and said, "I don't know. Someone made a big wish somewhere. It was probably some stupid Fairy-Godchild somewhere."
Just then, a small drooling floating creature appeared and started beating on Vicky.
"Stop that," she protested as she swung her sword at the creature with one hand and used the shield to cover herself with the other.
The sword connected with the creature, making it explode in a shower of sparks. Left behind were the glowing symbols that read '20 XP' and '20 Copper'.
"I'm sure that must mean something," said Tina as the words faded away into nothing.
"Maybe we're just dreaming," said Vicky, "I think I've had nightmares like this before."
"No," replied Tina, "I don't think it's that simple. We should get out of here before more of those gross floaty things show up to attack us."
"That sounds like a plan."
The two of them stepped out of the changing booth. Although everything looked about the same, the two of them could feel that the world had in fact changed significantly. They went to the desk where they found the lady in charge of the area wearing a fairly suggestive dress. Her hair was pulled back into a blond ponytail to show off her now dagger-like ears.
"You should get out of here, miss," suggested Tina.
"I wanted to run," she replied, "but I can't leave my seat. Something is keeping me stuck here. And the floating strange monsters seem to be ignoring me. By the way, would you like to buy a health potion?"
"A what?" asked Vicky.
"I don't know," she replied, "It just felt like I had to say that."
"This seems familiar for some reason," mused Tina, "like I've done this sort of thing before. You... must be... a vendor."
"A vendor?" asked Vicky.
"Yes," replied Tina, "Someone who sells things, and buys the stuff you don't need. They can't move, or move a little bit, but the monsters don't bother them. They're not Player Characters."
Just then, floating books appeared in front of Tina and Vicky, with bright blue letters shining from their white backgrounds. They read, 'Starting Player's Guide to Fairyworld of Fairycraft'.
"I was right," said Tina sagely, "this is some sort of game."
"I hate twerpy games," moaned Vicky.
Just then, an eye-liner pencil flew up out of Tina's handbag.
"Sorry kiddo," said Anti-Cosmo pencil, "I've been summoned to Fairy World. I'm sure it's nothing that important. Probably Jorgen wanting to whine about something or another. I'm sure the hand mirror can take care of things until I get back." He disappeared with a *POOF*.
"Is that normal?" asked Vicky wide-eyed.
"I guess so," replied Tina.
...
The world suddenly changed again for Wanda (a few minutes earlier, back when Timmy made his accidental wish). One second, she was topless and just finished with nursing her little Poof, and the next, they were both wearing strange outfits.
Wanda was dressed in some sort of earth brown Robin Hood outfit with matching daggers on each side and a small bow across her back. There was also a small quiver of arrows at her side, and a belt pouch on the other side. She looked like she just came from Sherwood Forest after a tussle with the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Poof was wearing a white suit and waving a little wand of some sort in his hand. There were small horns protruding from his forehead, his feet were cloven hooves, and there was some kind of small hairless tail as well. That and the fact he was a pastel shade of purple really drew Wanda's attention.
"Why do I have the bad feeling that Cosmo and Timmy have something to do with this," moaned Wanda mostly to herself.
"Poof," suggested Poof.
"I can say that because I know Cosmo that well. Not to mention we've also been Timmy's Fairy Godparents long enough to know he can make a dangerous wish on more than one occasion."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Maybe we should go out and see what's going on."
Clutching Poof to her bosom with one hand, Wanda got up and went over to the door. Opening it cautiously, she peered into the hallway, and noticed that things hadn't changed that much. Just then, a small flying red imp-like creature appeared and started beating on Wanda.
"That hurts," she protested as Poof pointed his wand at the creature, making some kind of energy bolt shoot out from the tip at it. The energy bolt connected with the creature, making it explode in a shower of sparks. Left behind were the glowing symbols that read '20 XP' and '20 Copper'.
"Poof," said Poof.
"No sweetie," she replied, "I don't know what that means. It looks like something Timmy would say about one of those computer games."
She headed towards the stairs, and called down, "Timmy's Dad, are you down there? Is Timmy's Mom around? Is anyone home?"
Waiting for a moment or so, she waited for a reply that didn't seem to be coming.
Just then, floating books appeared in front of Wanda and Poof, with bright blue letters shining from their white backgrounds. They read, 'Starting Player's Guide to Fairyworld of Fairycraft'.
"Poof," said Poof.
"Yes, sweetie," answered Wanda, "I think these are something important. We better take a moment to read one of them." She used her free hand to open the cover and start reading the manual.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 21
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
And thus did the world become schooled in the Fairyworld of Fairycraft, and did they groove upon the game world that was imposed upon them. The world changed as no one really perished, nor did anyone really starve. Millions of people were simply transported to a 'graveyard' upon their demise, and then suffered a small period of resurrection 'sickness'. War became pointless as no one could truly win any longer, as no one could do more than defeat the enemy for 'points'. Furthermore, the scourge of poverty was eliminated as anyone could become wealthy by simply performing 'quests', and there was no more disabled people, as that was not allowed for. Of course, only those who purchased all of the expansion sets could truly achieve power in the world, as they could achieve the highest levels and the best equipment. So as in the game, there was tiers and groups of elites who felt they were better than everyone else. No one's perfect.
While the fairies were distraught at the unnatural nature of the new world, the anti-fairies were more used to the endless parade of pointless violence in the name of advancement and accumulation of wealth and power. They seemed to understand that the anti-fairy monster were simply constructs that re-spawned with alarming regularity and could appear virtually anywhere on the Earth regardless of their level of power and the danger they represented. The real anti-fairies were pleased that the anti-fairy monsters also existed to attack any 'goody-two-shoe' who happened to come by regardless of whether or not they had any chance of winning.
The people in the know lined up to enter DUNGEONS, where one battle epic monsters and BOSSES for the greatest and most valued treasures. DUNGEONS were grouped by increments of 10, and the lowest level DUNGEONS would not allow anyone less than 20th level to even begin to enter them. And even then, groups were required so that no less than 3 went it. Severe preparations were required if anyone seriously hoped to succeed in a DUNGEON. A million people trained harshly and with great dedication as they waited for their chance to enter the nearest DUNGEON instance.
Thus so we come upon Timmy and Cosmo, who were looking to form a Delving Party so that they too could exploit the nearest DUNGEON Instance in search of treasure and better equipment.
"Darn," said Timmy, "It looks like Chester and AJ are already in delving parties. Who else do I know?"
"Well," mused Cosmo in his droning tone, "We know Wanda and Vicky and Tootie and Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad and Jorgen and Mister Crocker and..."
"Wow, that's a lot of people I don't want to know. Well, Jorgen wants me to talk to my other half, Tina Turner. A dungeon party sounds as good an excuse as any. I only half expect a reply, though." Timmy opened the Social Interface and sent a Delving Party invite to Tina Turner.
"That's a good idea, Timmy."
Much to his surprise, the invite was accepted in a matter of seconds.
"Well, that's surprising," admitted Timmy.
Then she teleported to Timmy along with...
"Vicky the evil babysitter," muttered Timmy under his breath.
"Well if it isn't Timmy, the little twerp," muttered Vicky back, "Do we have to group with these losers, Tina love?"
"They're the best players we know," replied Tina, "so they're our best chance of succeeding."
"I hate it when you're right," replied Vicky.
"Try not to slow us down, Vicky," gloated Timmy, "and I shouldn't have to tell you that you ain't no baby sitter here." Timmy giggled at Vicky, making her growl. "And we're not in a Player-versus-Player Zone either, so don't even think about attacking us."
"Twerp," muttered Vicky.
"Sticks and stones," said Timmy.
"I got your sticks and stones right here," she replied.
"We haven't got all the time in the world," interrupted Tina. This made Vicky suddenly fall quiet.
"Now who else can we add?" asked Timmy.
"I can't believe it," said a voice from nearby, "I thought I was going crazy sensing two Timmys, but this is just beyond nuts."
"Tootie..." said Timmy and Tina as one.
It was the older Tootie to be exact. The one who Frenched Tina earlier in the dressing room and attempted to cop a feel in the process.
"TOOTIE?" asked Vicky with a scowl, "Was that really you back in the store?"
"It was," she answered, "I have my own anti-fairy, and she granted me a more mature, sexier, and older body. Now I can compete with you for Tina and Timmy, the two sides of my true love."
"What are you babbling about, you little twerp?" growled Vicky.
"If you can't figure that much on your own, why should I lift a finger to explain it to you?"
"TOOTIE!"
"Sticks and stones, big sister."
"You wanna be in our delving party?" asked Timmy.
"Wild asses couldn't keep me away," she replied with a smile.
So Timmy added Tootie to their delving party in spite of the stink eye from Vicky.
"I can see that Tina is a Priestess and Vicky is a Scoundrel," observed Timmy, "So what are you, Tootie?"
"I'm a Beast Lord," replied Tootie proudly.
"Wow," said Cosmo, "There's not many of them around."
"It's a hard class to master," explained Timmy.
"And I can see that Timmy is a Warrior and Cosmo is a Wizard," mused Tina.
"I guess that makes us a pretty well balanced team," observed Tootie.
"I wish Wanda and Poof were here with us," said Cosmo with a slight pained tone in his voice.
"Well that's easy to fix," said Timmy, "I wish that Wanda and Poof were here in our team."
"You got it, Timmy!" cried Cosmo happily as he raised his wand. *POOF – join group*
"Cosmo!" cried a surprised Wanda, "What are we doing here?"
"Timmy wished you here, sweetie pie... D'uh!"
"It looks like our Delving Party is full now," added Timmy, "We could even form a clan if we wanted to. We'd just exceed the minimum number of members by one."
"I'd never join a clan of twerps," scowled Vicky.
"Well I would," said Tina evenly.
"TINA!" shouted Vicky, doing her best to sound wounded.
"Well it's true. Timmy is the most experienced player we know."
"That doesn't mean we have to get along," replied Vicky.
"I wish you would try," begged Tina.
"Oh..." moaned Vicky, "You're not playing fair, Tina Turner! I'd do anything for you and you know it."
"Sometimes you have to play along to get along, sweet Vicky."
"Still not fair."
"Oh, I'm sure we'll survive."
"I feel odd," said Wanda, "like I'm not pregnant."
"No one's pregnant in a game," said Timmy, "but I think that must mean your pregnant form, as it were, must be in some computer's memory somewhere."
"That's good," she replied, "because I can't think of how distraught I'd be if I thought for a second that I've lost my new baby."
"Me too," said Cosmo.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 22
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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So the newly forged delving group consisting of Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Tina Turner, Vicky the Evil Babysitter, Tootie, Wanda and Poof ventured forth into the Great Dimsdale Dungeon Instance. The place appeared to be a giant set of caverns where crude humanoids lived in Pueblo-like clay buildings with wooden beams sticking out from corners or crucial roof joints. The first cave where they gated in appeared to be destroyed and long abandoned, as if the occupants simply grew weary of rebuilding after each player group invasion.
Timmy turned to the others and announced, "Okay, there's a quest giver hiding in one of these ruins. We need to spread out and find him. The one who finds him needs to get the quest and share it with the others. It's important to finding the best treasure in here. There's no monsters in here, so it will not hurt to divide our team for a while."
"See," said Tina to Vicky, "He knows what he's doing."
"I knew all that," said Vicky as she lied through her teeth, "We can do this without the twerps."
"I'd rather go with a team that knows what they're doing, Vicky love," she cooed back, "so please try to get along with them... for me?"
"That's so not fair," grumbled Vicky under her breath, "But fine, I'll do what you want... for you."
Tina slipped up to Vicky and softly kissed her on the cheek. "If you're good," whispered Tina, "I'm sure I'll reward you later. Something I know you'll like."
Vicky suddenly blushed. Tina smiled.
"So we all spread out and check the building we're closest to," continued Timmy, "If he's not there, move on. It doesn't matter if we check the same building more than once. There may be secret doors that some of us won't be able to find. Vicky has the best chance of finding concealed objects."
"Of course," said Vicky.
"Cosmo can use a Detect Spell," added Timmy, "but it's not important enough to use his Manna Points on a spell now. There's going to be better uses for that spell later on. Got that, Cosmo?"
"You betcha, Timmy," said Cosmo.
"I'd feel better if Poof stayed near me," said Wanda.
"All right," said Timmy back, "I suppose we can't have Poof wandering too far ahead and run into monsters before we're ready."
"Thanks, Timmy," she replied.
"Poof poof," said Poof.
"I know you're getting to be a big boy," said Wanda, "but you aren't game experienced. I don't want to see you die unnecessarily, even if this is just a giant game. Who knows what could happen if the world changes back to normal while one of us is dead."
"Well, if Wanda is watching Poof," said Cosmo, "then I'm sure things will be all right. But I want to be with you when we start fighting the big bad monsters."
"And the monsters in here are classed as Heroic Level," warned Timmy, "which means they're much tougher than wandering monsters outside of the same level. That's why we need teams, and why we need so much to work as a team. That's why the rewards are so much better as well. Remember, we're going to find great things we can't use ourselves, so we have to compare treasures as we go to make sure the items we can use get to those who can use them. No getting greedy, alright?"
"Wow, Timmy," sighed Tootie, "You're so smart."
"You're making me sick, Tootie," said Vicky.
"I don't care," she replied, "I love who I love."
"Well feel free to stay away from my Tina," she growled, "She's mine."
"I'm not property," said Tina curtly.
"Well... you know that's not what I mean..." replied Vicky doing her best to sound wounded.
"There's only a handful of glowstones left around here," said Timmy finally, "and I don't know if you can adjust your Gamma levels when the game is reality, so be careful of pitfalls hidden in the dark. There's only one or two, but they change location every time the instance reloads."
So everyone but Wanda and Poof split up, and they went to searching the ruins for the quest giver.
"I hope this won't take long," muttered Vicky as she disappeared from the view of the others, "I'm in the mood to kill things."
When Tina was sure she was out of earshot of the others, she paused to talk to her staff. "Remember, you can't reveal yourself, Anti-Wanda. Don't answer me either. I'm pretty sure that using you like this is cheating. I have no idea what happens when you're banned from a game that's also reality. I'm not proud of cheating, but I feel I have no other choice." Since she couldn't remember having fairies, she also forgot about Fairy World, let alone other places like Anti-Fairy World or the Pixie World.
Tina searched the first ruins she came across, finding nothing but broken pots and rotten, collapsed wooden stairs. The place was unnecessarily dark and dusty, littered with cobwebs and the occasional skeletal remains. There was nothing she could pick up or break around here. She went out the back door into a narrow alleyway between ruins, looking for a way into the next ruins.
She then sighted Vicky crossing between building across the street. Stepping forward, she called out, "Vicky...", but then she stepped on an inocent looking board over an abandoned well which gave out. It was a trap. She cried out as she fell, hoping that Vicky or someone heard her. Falling for a couple of seconds, she landed hard. Being a Priestess, she had no special skill or ability with falling, so she lost half of her health right off.
But then she saw the red eyes staring at her from the darkness, and realized that there were monsters down in the trap as well. If they were Heroic Level monsters as Timmy indicated, she was in deep trouble...
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 23
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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The red-eyed dark rats advanced on Tina. She cast a barrier spell on herself, and then began casting heal spells as the rats attacked. Between the barrier and the healing, she hoped she would last long enough for someone to find her. But it was a losing proposition. The healing spells couldn't keep up the the amount of damage she was taking, and soon she would be a goner. She couldn't shift spells to attack the horrid beasts, and she hoped (if not prayed) that someone would find her.
But then one of the monsters seemed to be badly injured by an attack she couldn't see. And there she was: Vicky the Thief. Tina deduced that Vicky stealth climbed down into the hole with her and ambushed one of the monsters from a position of surprise. Vicky became the new threat that all of the monsters agroed on.
"Tina," she called, "I'll protect you no matter what. I promise."
The flaw with Vicky's class was once the sneak attack was over, she had below average armor and below average damage per second with her twin daggers, not to mention at best mediocre life points. Tina had to shift her healing spells over to Vicky to keep her from going down. The monsters swarmed Vicky and knocked her down just as Tina placed a barrier ward on Vicky to mitigate the damage. The small hole area prevented Vicky from fading back into the shadows so she could launch a new Sneak Attack against the Monsters.
"Vicky," said Tina, "We won't make it if we don't get help. The trap is stopping me from contacting the others. You have to call for help."
"I don't need no twerp help!" called back from Vicky, "We can take care of ourselves! I'll taker care of you!"
"Please!" begged Tina, "We need Timmy and the others, and fast! Call them!"
There was a flash of steel as armored Timmy executed a Head Stomp Attack on one of the Heroic level Rat Monsters, doing both massive damage as the rat conveniently reduced the damage he took from the fall itself. It was a class feature of the Warrior that Timmy loved to use.
"Someone call for a twerp intervention?" he asked as he attacked the monsters with his mighty two-handed sword.
"No I didn't," replied Vicky as Tina answered, "Yes we did!"
A Lightning Storm shocked half a dozen of the monsters announcing the arrival of Cosmo, the Fairy Wizard. "I'm not a twerp..." he mused, "Am I?" He simply had to use his wings to float down into the hole safe and sound.
The others answered as one, "Yes, you are."
"Oh alright," replied Cosmo, not quite understanding the reference. There was many things that Cosmo just couldn't understand, of course. He cast Fire Blaze on Timmy's sword to make it do even more damage per second.
Timmy stunned one of the monsters with a sword smack to the head. The stunned monster could not attack for a few seconds. He then used his Super Insult Ability to agro all of the monsters onto him, with his superior armor, great life points, and damage mitigating buffs placed on him by Cosmo and Tina some time earlier. "Hey rat trash!" he called, "You're all ugly and your mother dresses you funny!" For some reason, all the monsters seemed to understand speech, at least when it came to insults. Or perhaps the Warrior Insult ability was just tone based, and not really based on the monster's ability to understand what was actually said. Only the programmers know for sure.
A black panther fell down the hole as planned, using it's Feline Grace to land on its feet and take less damage from the fall. It was on the rat monsters in a flash, announcing the arrival of Tootie, the Beast Master... well, as soon as she managed to climb down the hole. They weren't the best of climbers, or fallers for that matter. As a feline, it gained bonuses when attacking Vermin Monsters. It was rather smart of Tootie to summon that Beast as her champion for this battle.
The tide of the battle was turning against the monsters, but they were powerful and fearless. They would fight on until their very last life point. The only ones not in the attack yet was Wanda and Poof. Tina hoped they were still safe up on the surface, as it was going to take a while for all of them to get back out of the hole, assuming no one died and there wasn't another passage hidden around there somewhere.
With Timmy taking the brunt of the remaining Monster's attacks, it wasn't so hard to use Tina's healing powers to keep him in the battle along with his use of Healing Potions when he could. One by one, the monsters ran out of Life Points and vanished after a little time as a dead icon. Each kill awarded the party members valuable experience points as well as gold and treasure. Yeah, it was a kind of given expectation that monsters like rats carried gold and treasure that they could never use and had no use for. It was one of the logical flaws of MMORPG type games.
But the mystery of where Wanda and Poof were was shortly answered when a rain of arrows began falling down the hole, striking the monsters with deadly precision. It was the signature ability of Wanda, the Ranger. Like Vicky, the Thief, she could sneak attack, but she could do it efficiently at a distance with her bow and arrows.
And a huge bear with crystal spikes on its back came down to aid the cat in attacking, and they knew it and to be Poof, the Druid in his Dire Bear Form. Claws flailed and teeth flashed, and dire growls and fierce breath kept the monsters off balance.
The monsters were shortly beaten, and no one ran out of life points in the process. It only remained to collect the treasure chests the monsters dropped, and see what goodies were left behind for them before they climbed back out of the hole and got back to exploring the Dimsdale Dungeon Instance.
But Vicky and Tootie were too concerned with Tina to care about treasure and gold. They didn't even care that they were openly caressing and kissing Tina with the other right there. One took their own cheek to kiss, and they each had a hand fondling one of Tina's breasts. Vicky had one hand one her crotch while Tootie used one hand to squeeze a butt cheek. She was blushing horribly from all of the attention the two were giving to her. It was definitely not a feature that was supposed to be in the game, but an aspect of the real world that carried over into the game.
Timmy was blushing horribly, as he still remembered having Tina's body, and what it felt like to be felt up by an over eager Vicky. He was trying not to look or listen, but instead waited for Vicky to safely open the treasure chests.
Wanda was also not looking, nor was she letting Poof look, as she had her hand firmly clamped over Poof's eyes. He couldn't understand what he wasn't allowed to see yet, although that was no comfort to Wanda, his real life mother.
Finally, Cosmo broke the mood of the situation by asking, "Whatcha doin?"
Vicky and Tootie realized that Cosmo was blissfully ignorant as he stared at them, and yet the two of them suddenly felt awkward that they were in fact putting on a show indirectly for his benefit. So they both released Tina at the same time, causing her to nearly fall to the ground when she was no longer supported, but they both reached out to grab her first. It was an unspoken realization between the two that they had definitely gone too far with their expressions of love and affection, so they stopped. Tina was so overwhelmed that she was on the verge of fainting from her blushing.
"I'm so sorry," said Vicky at last, "This isn't the time or the place."
"I'm sorry too," added Tootie.
"It's alright," she replied softly, "I realized after all these years that I do love you both."
Tootie sniffed on the verge of tears, but Vicky acted like a man and pretended not to be moved by Tina's confession. The two helped Tina to keep standing until she was steady and strong enough to stand on her own.
"Let's get out of this blasted hole now," she said, "okay?"
"I'll help," said Vicky and Tootie as one.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 24
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
So Timmy's adventuring group managed to pull themselves from the who that trapped Tina Turner. It was a conveniently placed that the people noticed once all of the monsters were defeated that allowed them to easy get out, at least for those in the group who couldn't fly on their own. Vicky and Tootie both went out of their way to assist Tina in climbing out of the hole, where they were both rewarded with a smile and a big kiss on the cheeks from Tina. This time, Tina's two lovers managed to restrain themselves in front of the others.
But once they were out of the hole, they could get back to the main track of the Dimsdale Instance, and their quest for great experience and valuable treasure. They pressed deeper into the dungeon in search of the heroic-leveled anti-fairy monsters that they knew were waiting for them. Vicky went slightly ahead of the others, using her roguish stealthiness to avoid detection and scout out the monsters for the others, but only because Tina asked her to 'so nicely'.
Timmy was right behind, so that any monster attack would be centered on himself. That way, the others could do what they were supposed to do without worrying about dying. Cosmo was right behind Timmy, waiting to use his attack spells and buffs to support his buddy Timmy. Wanda and Poof covered the rear of the party in case they were ambushed from an unexpected direction. Tina and Tootie stayed near the center of the group where they were the safest, allowing Tina to cast her best spells and allowing Tootie to summon her monsters to support the others as needed.
The first wave of anti-fairy monsters was almost too easy. Vicky spotted them out in the open by a pit of barbeque sauce, so no one was surprised. Everyone was ready when the flying monkeys attacked, even when the monsters started spitting fire at them. Cosmo buffed both Vicky and Timmy with an Ice Sheath so their attacks had maximum effect. While Timmy drew the monster's attention with his frontal assault, Vicky simply slipped in and out of the shadows almost at will with her backstabbing and sneak attacks. Tina healed and buffed them while Tootie called out a two-headed six-legged leopard with an icy shard spitting attack, a natural enemy of monkey-type monsters. Wanda and Poof were held in reserve, just in case fresh fighters were needed, as long as they were still guarding the rear against surprise attacks. They managed to preserve their reserve of life and energy potions, knowing that those would become more important later on.
While the monsters were easily dispatched, their treasure was a bit... disappointing. There was only low grade gear that was only taking up precious inventory space and a little money. Even Vicky sniffed at the small amount of cash they managed to gather, and she was really a greedy babysitter that would just about anything in real life for a little extra cash on the side.
They were well coordinated as a group, operating with all the efficiency of a machine: A well oiled machine, one might say. That was the true value of a party, where they became an entity that was greater than the sum of their parts. Even Vicky seemed inclined to behave herself, as Tina managed to keep her cooperating with the 'twerps'. Tootie, on the other hand, was much more agreeable than her now not-so-much older sister. All Tina had to do to keep Tootie happy was smile at her. She was truly smitten by her love for 'the other Timmy', as she liked to call Tina even though Tina no longer had any idea what Tootie might be talking about.
But the group pressed onwards knowing that there was both greater challenges and larger rewards waiting for them just ahead. The trap and the first wave whetted their appetite for more. Timmy knew that encounters that would truly test their mettle were much deeper in the Instance, where the most valuable class of treasure was also located.
The next wave was a bit more challenging that the first. There was more flying monkeys, but there was also some anti-fairy Trainer monsters along with them. The trainers could both buff and heal the monkeys, and they could also attack with Lightning Spells of their own. It was a strategic imperative that the group get by the monkeys and eliminate the Trainer monsters. Wanda was called up to the front where she could use her bow to shoot over the heads of the monkey monsters to damage the Trainers and keep them from casting their spells effectively. Cosmo was also needed in the front because of the range of his attack spells. Timmy and Vicky fought the monkey-type monsters to keep them off the backs of Tina and Tootie. Tina continued to heal and buff as best she could while Tootie directed her monster's attacks.
Once the monsters were dispatched, they gathered up the treasure and were more pleased by what they found this time. Not only was there enough money to make Vicky happy, there was also some really good magical equipment that some of the characters could use pretty badly. They found an enchanted crossbow that was suitable for Beast Masters, so that Tootie could not support her monsters with her own ranged attacks. She already had a crossbow of her own, but it was so weak that she didn't even bother to use it. Cosmo found a nice Lightning Wand, which didn't do much damage on its own, but allowed him to continuously attack without any drain on his energy reserve. Wanda found a bow as well. It was slightly better than the bow she was already using by virtue of the fact that each shot also inflicted some Fire Damage on her targets over the course of a few seconds. Those who didn't get anything useful in this round were promised picks of treasures to be gathered later.
The next challenge was more deceptive. They came upon a room full of unguarded chests of treasure. Vicky was all too eager to rush in and start looting. Timmy tried to warn Vicky that when things looked too easy, it was probably a trap, but his warning fell on deaf ears. What came as a great shock to her was the fact most of the chests were in fact monsters waiting to spring their sneak attack against the greedy when their guard was down. A surprise attack neutralized Vicky because she was half eaten by the monster and couldn't attack or defend herself. In fact, she looked awkward if not funny as she flailed her legs, the only part of her body besides her hips and butt that were sticking out of the monster's mouth. On the good side, the monster didn't do much damage per second, so there was still a little time to save Vicky before she perished.
Timmy slashed at the chest monster, trying to free Vicky by slaying the monster that was holding her captive. But it wasn't easy, as the other monster chests closed in and attacked as a group. The monsters were willing to take hits for each other to keep them all around longer, and to keep the ones they had trapped held longer so that they would take more damage.
One monster leaped at Cosmo, who was too close for safety, and swallowed him whole, leaving a strange if not obvious bulge where it was holding the wizard captive. Once inside the monster, he couldn't cast spells or use his wand. Unfortunately, Timmy was too busy trying to free Vicky from her monster, so it fell to Wanda to try and save Cosmo. She peppered the monster with burning arrows from a distance, but still did a small amount of damage overall on her own. Poof changed into a Shadow Panther, a sneaky monster like Vicky which could also do large amounts of Damage when attacking from the shadows. His ambush attack on the monster holding Cosmo brought the rescue of Cosmo much closer to reality.
Tina could still see part of Vicky, so she could still heal Vicky even while she was in the mouth of the monster. Cosmo, on the other hand, was not in view, so Tina could not heal him until he was released from the monster's mouth. After the initial chaos, the group managed to pull itself together to save both Vicky and Cosmo from the treasure chest monsters. As each monster was defeated, it turned into a real treasure chest, along with the few chests that really were treasure chests and not monsters just pretending to be treasure chests.
Once again, the monsters were dispatched, they gathered up the treasure and were more pleased by what they found this time. It was agreed to give the Venomous Daggers of the Cobra Fang to Vicky. Timmy got a suit of plate armor that slowly regenerated his Life Points over time, even though the Armor Value was slightly lower than the suit he was already wearing, but it also granted a modest Strength Bonus and adjusted his Saving Throw against Fire. Tina got a Wisdom Ring that gave her a massive Wisdom Boost and also increased her Mana Regeneration. Once again, everyone got an even share of the Gold as well.
Timmy then warned everyone that the next battle was going to be the first Mini-Boss. A Mini-Boss is a monster considerably stronger than most, even if it were battling alone. But the monster was going to be surrounded by a small horde of less monsters that they would have to fight their way through just to get to the Mini-Boss. However, the reward for the battle would be almost as good as battling the end boss monster itself.
He advised the spell casters to make sure that everyone had all of the useful buffs that they needed freshly cast on them. Then they rested until their Mana Pools had been regained, because they would need to cast spells as fast as possible. They also made sure that their best potions were loaded to their hotbars to use them as fast as they were needed, which most likely still wouldn't be fast enough.
Once the double doors were opened, everyone would be teleported into the room and be trapped there until they either won the battle or everyone perished...
[to be continued]
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 25
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Meanwhile, up in the Anti-Fairy World, the leader of the Anti-fairies known as Anti-Cosmo was in a conference with his fellow Anti-fairies. He rubbed his hands with evil delight as he look at his list of evil deeds to accomplish his ultimate goal.
"Hah-hah," he laughed with his British accent, "My master plan proceeds apace, and I doubt that anyone outside this room even knows that it is happening."
"Yeah," agreed another Anti-fairy, "It's genius. That's why you lead us."
"And don't you ever forget it."
"You won't ever let us forget it," said the Anti-fairy quietly.
He ignored the comment as he continued, "First, I set in motion the incidents between Vicky the Babysitter and her ward, Timmy Turner, that made him wish to have the body of a girl... an 18 year old girl. Then I compelled Vicky to fall madly in lust with Timmy's female form. After that, it was child's play to tricking Timmy into breaking 'Da Rules' to get Jorgen VonStrangle's attention. I knew Jorgen wouldn't let Timmy lose his fairy godparents, but also couldn't stop Timmy from taking Anti-Wanda and me as his Anti-fairy Godparents. I suggested he live both lives as a boy and a girl because he wanted to be happy with Vicky and keep his boyhood friends. Then it was a simple matter to get Timmy into another 'dimension' like a game to cause Tina pain and make her wish they were truly separated beings. By that, we Anti-fairies freed ourselves from the need to follow 'Da Rules'. Now all that remains is to get EVERY CHILD IN THE WORLD TO BREAK 'DA RULES', and therefore LOSE THEIR FAIRY GODPARENTS! Then they will all come to us Anti-fairies to have their Rule Free wishes granted, and WE WIN EVERYTHING! Timmy's wish to turn the Earth into a computer game is just the icing on the evil cake. We can put Jorgen over a barrel and demand almost anything we want before we'll let Timmy undo that wish... I mean, it is so much fun."
"Pure genius," sniffed another Anti-fairy.
"Once all the godchildren are ours and ours alone, we can banish the Fairies to Fairy World and bar them from ever going back to the Earth ever again!"
A female Anti-fairy appeared by Anti-Cosmo's side and whispered something into his ear.
"Jorden VonStrangle is here already?" he asked, "I didn't think he would swallow his pride and come to us about the computer game situation so quickly... Very well, make him to wait about 5 minutes before you let him in. We aren't done with our evil gloating yet. And I want to make VonStrangle wait. I know it will make him angry."
"As you wish," said the Anti-fairy before she vanished in a puff of smoke.
"But what if Tina wishes that she and Timmy were one again?" asked the first Anti-fairy, "Won't that put us back under 'Da Rules'?"
"Of course," replied Anti-Cosmo, "And that is why we must do everything in our power to make sure THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. I'm sure that is exactly what those goody two-shoes are planning, and I already have some countermeasures in place to keep Tina Turner from making a wish like that. I can tell you that Vicky is 'programmed' to do everything she can to stop Tina from wishing herself back together with Timmy, and I know that Vicky is the nasty kind person who always does whatever she must to keep what she thinks belongs to her, no matter who she must hurt in the process."
And thus Anti-Cosmo began his evil gloating, which the others quickly joined.
...
Outside, the female Anti-Fairy poofed back to her desk and looked up at Jorgen. He looked down at her as intimidatingly as he could, but she was not impressed as she announced, "I'm sorry, Mister VonStrangle, but Anti-Cosmo and the others are not done with their meeting yet. Please take a seat. We have tea and magazines to pass the time."
"You tea is as sour as Anti-fairies are evil, and I can't stand reading Evil Fairy Homes and Gardens. I'll sit out here and wait no matter how undignified it is for someone of my position, but I don't have to like it. I hope you relayed the urgency of my mission here."
"I'm sure he knows," she replied, "but our business is important too, and Anti-Cosmo's status is at least as high as your own. You left him in your Fairy Prison a long time with no respect and no decent tea."
"I'm sure he'd do the same to me if given half a chance."
"You're probably right about that," she agreed.
He took a seat and strummed his fingers across the under-sized chair's armrest. The minutes seemed to last for hours, making Jorgen fume about how they were making a big-shot Fairy like him wait. How they could make the enforcer of 'Da Rules', the most important Fairy in Fairy World, and one of the greatest foes of the Anti-fairies wait like some common rube.
Glancing at the Anti-fairy female behind the desk, he felt as if she were mocking him with her arrogant and condescending eyes. Her blood red eyes spoke to him about what was in the dark lair of her heart. He wished that he could just stuff every last one of them back in the magical prison that held them for a long long time.
He looked away because he felt if he had to look at her another moment, he would have exploded with rage and indignation. It was his lack of control over the situation that burned him the most. He was used to being in control of almost any situation. It was his nature to lead and be in control, but the power was not in his hands now.
The decor of the room was dark and depressing. He wondered how they could be so obsessed with making everything black and dark blue in color. It was tempting to make the room bright, colorful and shiny just to piss them off, but he knew that was juvenile and wouldn't solve anything. He realized he had to restrain himself if he wanted a successful negotiation with Anti-Cosmo.
The meeting room doors burst open as dozens of Anti-fairies filed out. It seemed like minutes after the last one left the room before the Anti-fairy at the desk finally announced, "Anti-Cosmo will see you now, Mister VonStrangle. Please go in."
"Finally," he grumbled under his breath as he stood and marched into the meeting room. Anti-Cosmo sat at the end of the long meeting table, alone in the room. He had a smug smile on his face that Jorgen wanted to wipe off most badly, but Jorgen refrained from indulging his base impulses.
"Jorgen, my friend," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm, "How can we help you today?"
"You know why I'm here," grumbled Jorgen, "Do not feign ignorance."
"There could be many reasons why you're here."
"I need to get your approval to undo the wish Timmy Turner made to turn Earth into a computer game. I would think you of all people would want to undo the wish. It make anti-fairies look like cheap monsters that can easily be defeated."
"I disagree, Jorgen," smirked Anti-Cosmo, "the game and the situation in the world are making the Anti-fairies popular. There's a movement to create an Anti-fairy Faction in the game, and allow people to join like... like... oh, what was that other big MMORPG?.. Globe of Greedcraft? Planet of Plundercraft? Sphere of Shaftcraft?"
"That is not important," growled Jorgen.
"Yes, that is true."
"So will you or won't you allow the wish to be undone?"
"But most people like the game better than the allegedly 'real world'."
"That's crazy," he snapped, "That kind of world cannot be maintained forever. It's bound to crash without upgrades that cannot happen, even if they could be wished for. It shall only end in disaster."
"I disagree. If you want my approval to return to the previous reality, there needs to be some sort of incentive for the Anti-fairies to do so."
"What are you saying?"
"I'm simply inquiring, 'What's in this for me?' my good man."
"You'd be doing the right thing."
"I'm an Anti-fairies. That ranks very low on my list of incentives."
"Then just come out and tell me what your demands are, Anti-fairy," grumbled Jorgen.
"Ah, a man of business," said Anti-Cosmo with a smirk, "I can respect that. Sit down and I'll tell you exactly what we want..."
[to be continued]
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 26
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
And thus did the battle against the Mini-Boss begin. Timmy and his adventuring group were teleported into the Mini-Boss' lair where they were immediately set upon by a pack of slobbering hyena-dragons. Timmy used his power to annoy to draw all the monsters into attacking him, to draw the pressure off the others (especially the spell casters and the ranged attack specialists). Between the armor buff, the generous supply of health potions, and the stream of healing spells from Tina, Timmy lost health fairly slowly while the others cut down the monsters one at a time. Cosmo had to use single target spells, because an Area Effect Spell would break Timmy's agro ability and turn the monsters against the Fairy Spell Caster instead. Vicky and Wanda were content to use the stealth and sneak attacks to pick off the weakened monsters on the fringe of the pack. Tootie used her shadow panther to assist Vicky and Wanda. Poof changed into a Dire Bear, acting as a secondary tank to protect the others should a hyena-dragon be drawn away from Timmy to attack the others. The Mini-Boss was on the other side of the room, and would not enter the battle until the group came into his detection range.
All in all, it was a very smooth operation. Unfortunately, as the lesser monsters fell, the group had to move farther into the room to attract more of them. This continued until they finally drew the notice of the Mini-Boss, who then attacked along with the rest of his minions. When he finally came into full view, they realized it was about three times the size of the other hyena-dragons, and had three heads as well. On top of that, it could breath fire and had much thicker scales than the lesser monsters. So the most serious part of the battle began.
The Mini-Boss launched a special attack against Timmy immediately. It bit Timmy in it's central mouth, slammed him against the floor, flung him up to the ceiling, and bounced him to the edge of the room. While the damage was only moderate, the attack inflict both the Stunned and Disabled Status on him. The other monsters suddenly became free to attack everyone else.
While Stunned, Timmy could still Private Message Cosmo, and told him it was time to cast the Hurricane Spell as a countermeasure. Cosmo succeeded, and the massive Area Effect Spell caused all of the lesser hyena-dragons to be scattered to the edges of the room taking serious damage as well as stunning them for a few seconds as well. Vicky and Wanda used the confusion to slip into their Stealth Modes (thus avoiding detection and attack) while Cosmo, Tina and Tootie got into a triangle back to back and Cosmo switched to his most powerful single target attack spells. Tina supported everyone with Area Effect healing spells. Tootie waited until the Shadow Panther fell before summoning a flying insect swarm attack that weakened and harmed all enemy in the room over time. Poof, on the other hand, was effectively isolated and fighting all on his own.
By then, Timmy had recovered from the fairly short term Stun Condition, but the Disabled Condition was more of a long term problem which seriously cut back on his attack power as well as impose a moderate penalty to his defense power. With his attack power limited, he couldn't annoy all the enemy into attacking him again, especially being on the edge of the room with monsters effectively keeping him pinned there.
Poof was reduced to zero life and left for dead by the monsters. Timmy private messaged Poof not to quit the dungeon (as you couldn't return once you were out), but instead told him to wait as long as he could for Tina to cast a Revive Spell on him. There was a time limit on how long Poof could remain dead before he would be automatically expelled from the Dimmsdale Instance. Tina couldn't break her chain of Area Effect healing spells to Revive Poof right away (in spite of the pleas in Private Messages from Wanda to the contrary).
Cosmo was the next to fall. His low armor rating combined with his low life points were the things that sealed his fate in spite of Tina's healing efforts. When Cosmo went down, the group's overall attack power was seriously diminished. Things were not looking well.
Vicky and Wanda's sneak attacks turned the balance back in the favor of the group. They both managed to fully heal themselves while stealthed, and used their special attack powers to the greatest effect when they dropped two more of the lesser hyena-dragons.
When the Mini-Boss' life points fell into the yellow zone, however, it unleashed another special attack. It used all three heads to flood the chamber with fire, burning everyone except itself. It even burned up all the rest of its own minion monsters in the process. Everyone in the group except Timmy was badly injured, with Tina, Vicky and Wanda on the verge of death themselves. Vicky and Wanda couldn't stealth away again because they were under direct attack, and stealth couldn't be used in those conditions.
Tina was running low on mana from casting Area Effect heal spells, the mana potions had a long recovery time, and the timer against Poof's expulsion from the dungeon was down to less than 30 seconds. Cosmo was about a minute and a half from expulsion from the dungeon himself. "Don't worry, Poof," she promised, "I'll Revive you in just a second. I promise."
"No," replied Timmy, "You have to Revive Cosmo even if it means letting Poof go. You don't have enough Mana to do both. If Cosmo doesn't do another Hurricane Spell, we're all finished!"
"Timmy!" cried Wanda, "How could you?..."
"Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the good of the group!" shouted Timmy, "Wait, did I really just say that?"
"All right!" conceded Tina, "I'll Revive Cosmo!" She began casting Revive on Cosmo as Poof slipped away and vanished in a cloud of sparkly lights. Wanda stopped fighting: She was too busy crying.
...
Jorgen Von Strangle waited for the head Anti-fairy Anti-Cosmo to list his demands for allowing the wish that changed the world into a computer game to be undone.
"Very well, Jorgen," began Anti-Cosmo slowly, "we demand positions on the programming and development staffs. Positions as good as any fairy, and don't deny that they are fairies influencing the direction of the game."
"Not directly," responded Jorgen, "we simply have the children of the programmers who just happen to have their own wishes about what they want in the game."
"Then don't object when I assign Anti-fairies to some of the other children of the programmers."
"But 'Da Rules'..."
"Don't apply to Anti-fairies!" interrupted Anti-Cosmo.
"Fine!" grumbled Jorgen, "I won't object. What else do you want?"
"We need two days to balance the game by introducing an Anti-fairy Faction to the game as well as an area of Fairy Monsters. The fans demand it."
"Fine!" grumbled Jorgen, "Two days. It's not like it will matter once the world returns to normal. Anything else?"
'Keep thinking that, Jorgen old boy,' thought Anti-Cosmo to himself as he continued, "You have to allow us to appoint an Anti-fairy assistant to you who must remain with you at all times and be allowed to share in all of your confidences."
"WHY?" bellowed Jorgen.
"Because I don't trust you enough not to believe you'll eventually connive a plan to cheat us out of what's our due."
"FINE!" said Jorgen, his dander rising, "But this assistant has no power to influence my decisions in any way!"
"And you can't give your assistant any task that would take them away from you for any amount of time! They must be free to report back to us as they please!"
"FINE! Is there any other demands?"
"No," replied Cosmo with a smile, "That's all there are."
"Then we agree to reverse the wish in two days hence?"
"Yes, break a wing. Knock yourself out."
"You wish, Anti-fairy!"
"Chillax Jorgen," replied Anti-Cosmo, "It's just a saying from Earth."
"Oh... whatever! It's not my job to be hip! I'm just the leader of Fairy World and the Guardian of 'Da Rules'!"
"I know, Jorgen," grumbled Anti-Cosmo, "I know..."
[to be continued]
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 27
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
The situation was desperate, and Tina realized that desperate action was required... even if it meant cheating and punishment. She had to do something for the group above her own welfare. Reaching into her pouch, she touched her mirror and issued her wish: "I wish that Poof was back alive and well as if he had never died." She simply hoped that the slow witted Anti-Wanda would get it right.
Reality, or at least the game related one, bent and twisted as Poof (the Druid) returned suddenly. Everyone was surprised, most of all Wanda, who immediately rushed over to hug the 300 pound Dire Bear that was Poof.
The world suddenly seemed to freeze as a black robed figure appeared. All the monsters stopped their attack, or even any movement at all. Only the 'Player Characters' seemed to remain active at all.
"Game Master," breathed Timmy the Knight softly.
"Someone hacked the game," he announced generally, "and there will be PUNISHMENT!"
"I didn't hack the game," said Tina, "I simply exercised the power of my Anti-Fairy."
"There's rule against that," said Timmy quickly.
"There's no allowance for having an Anti-Fairy," countered the Game Master, "and 'Da Game Rules' specifically say Fairy Magic cannot be used to cheat."
Anti-Wanda appeared in person to say, "Well dem 'Da Game Rules' don't apply to us Anti-Fairies or our Anti-godchildren."
"I should banish Poof and Tina from the game completely," said the Game Master with a scowl.
"You can't," said Timmy, "since the world itself is the game, you can't banish them from it. No one knows what would happen. They may die or be banished to the wish nullification zone, and neither result is fair or acceptable."
"A valid point," agreed the Game Master, "but I can't let this go without reporting it. I'll have to call in one of the Master Programmers to get their opinion on the matter. Until then, I'm using my authority to remove your entire Party from the Dimmsdale Instance."
"Can he do that?" asked Vicky the Rogue.
"Yes," replied Timmy, "He can."
"But what about our lovely treasure?"
"Anything acquired before the alleged cheating incident can be kept," replied the Game Master coldly, "Once the Master Programmer has made his final decision, you will all be notified."
Vicky smiled.
The Game Master snapped his fingers, and everyone found themselves back at the entrance to the Dimmsdale Instance. Everyone was fully restored in both Life and Mana, but their gear still bore the damage they had accumulated within the Instance. All the potions and scrolls they had used were still used as well.
"I'm sorry," said Tina to everyone.
But she was surprised by a glomp-hug from Wanda the Huntress, who cried, "Don't be sorry! You did it for Poof! I can never thank you enough for that!"
"Poof," said Poof.
Cosmo the Wizard hugged both Tina and Wanda. "I wanna thank you too! You stood up for my kid! You cared about how my wife felt!"
Being smaller, Poof's hug came in at Tina's knee level.
Vicky couldn't let things go without getting her share of Tina, so she sneaked up from behind Tina and got her hug in too. Of course, Vicky's hug made Tina blush by the way she reached around too high and squeezed Tina's breasts under her hands in the process.
While Tootie noticed, she couldn't really squeeze in herself to get her own squeeze in.
"Well, the group is over," said Timmy, "I guess it's time to go our own way." He used his authority as the Group Leader to dissolve the group. They were no longer linked together according to the system.
Tina glanced at Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda, and sighed, "I guess you guys are back with him again?"
Wanda nodded.
"And I guess that Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda and Foop are back with you again?" asked Timmy.
Tina nodded.
"Don't forget about me," scolded Vicky.
"Or me," added Tootie.
"I could never forget about you two," replied Tina, "The problem is I can't decide between you."
"Now that we're on equal footing, 'Big sister', you can't just push me aside any more," said Tootie with a slanted grin.
"You're still my little sister," countered Vickie, "You'll always be my little sister. Besides, you've always wanted Timmy Turner. Why do you want my Tina too?"
"I'm... I'm not quite sure... My 'Timmy Sense' tells me... they're the same person..."
Vicky laughed out loud. "Even I can tell they're different. Just leave Tina to ME."
"You of all people should know you can't help who you love."
"Please don't fight over me," said Tina softly, "I have more than enough love for both of you."
"The problem is we don't have enough love to love each other," answered Tootie, "Not after all those years of what Vicky has been doing to me."
"You were a twerp," said Vicky, "and as far as I'm concerned, you still are."
"ENOUGH!" shouted Tina, "I'll be the one to decide who I LOVE MORE! I'LL decide WHEN I'M READY TO! Not ONE MINUTE SOONER! Got it!?"
"We do," said Tootie and Vicky as one. The two of them couldn't help but notice the way Tina's breasts rose and fell as she huffed and puffed after her little outburst.
"Hey Tootie," said Timmy, "Can I have a few minutes of your time?"
"Of course Timmy," said Tootie dreamily, "I have some time for you. You don't mind, do you sweet Tina?"
"I love you," said Tina, "You aren't my slave. Of course I won't tell you who you can and can't spend your time with."
"Good," said Vicky with a bit of a gloat in her voice, "That leaves me some time with my lovely Tina." She grabbed Tina by the wrist and nearly dragged her away. Tina was a bit hard pressed to keep up with the enthusiastic red-head.
Vicky took a hold of Tina's hand and walked away as Tootie made her way over to Timmy.
"What'cha need, Timmy?" she asked dreamily.
"We need to talk somewhere more private," said Timmy.
"How about my place?" asked Tootie, "I'm living there by myself... if you don't count the Anti-Fairy. It's not far from here either."
"That's fine," said Timmy.
"Let's go!"
"What about us?" asked Wanda.
"I'm sure this won't take very long," assured Timmy, "Why don't you, Poof and Cosmo go home and get some quality time together?"
"Thanks Timmy!" said Wanda, "You're the best godchild we've ever had!"
"No problem, Wanda!" he replied, "I love you too!"
...
Tina was winded by the time Vicky got them back to their little apartment. She was almost surprised when Vicky groped her breasts from behind again while she nibbled at Tina's supple throat. Vicky quickly took Tina's panting not as exhaustion, but as a sense of her growing arousal. One layer was removed from the way of Vicky's groping hands as she lifted Tina's blouse out of the way. She then caused Tina's breasts to pop out as Vicky lifted up the bra cups out of the way as well.
"Oh Vicky," moaned Tina, "so eager, such a hurry..."
"It's been so long since I've had some private time with you, love," moaned Vicky into Tina's ear, "My heart and my hands equally ache to touch you." Her eager hands cupped and massaged Tina's now bare and exposed breasts, rubbing over the nipples as she did so. Vicky's groping hands pulled Tina back so that she was resting against Vicky's chest.
Tina's arms felt heavy, so she let them drop to her side as she leaned against Vicky. She moaned softly as she felt Vicky's fingertips as they tugged and squeezed her large pink nipples.
"Oh Vicky," moaned Tina, "You give so much to me. Please tell me what I can do for you?"
"Just let me keep my hands busy. Let me please you. Tease you. Make you cum. That's what makes me truly happy, Tina love."
"I want to please you too."
"Well, if you have any strength left when I'm done with you... we'll see."
...
Tootie seemed so happy when she let Timmy into her apartment. It was a modest two-bedroom place with a small kitchen and separate dining/living room. The place was large enough to have both a small hallway bathroom as well as a small separate bathroom for the 'master bedroom'. While the place did not look very pricey, it was clean and well organized.
Before Timmy could say anything, Tootie ran over to the bedroom door, and said "Gimme a moment to change into something more comfortable." The door closed behind her with a loud clap. Behind the door, Timmy could hear Tootie in a muted conversation with someone, but he couldn't tell with who.
Less than a moment later, the door opened. Timmy was shocked when Tootie stepped out clad in nothing but a pair of black lace panties. On top of that, he could have sworn that she was slightly taller, definitely fuller in her breasts, a bit narrower in the waist, and just a little wider in the hips. Her skin seemed to glow with renewed smoothness and softness.
"Tootie?"
"I'm ready for our private chat," she purred as sexily as she could.
"But I'm only ten..."
"I wish," called out Tootie as she cut off Timmy, "that my sweetie pie Timmy had a hot sexy eighteen year old body with maximum studly factor and manly equipment!"
There was a flash of light, and Timmy realized that not only was he older, he was taller, stronger, super model handsome, and had quite the package in his tighter shorts.
"But Tootie, that's..."
"PERFECT!"
"But Tootie, I wanted..."
Tootie grabbed his hand and dragged him into her bedroom. He was surprised to see another woman on the bed waiting for him completely naked and laying with her legs slightly spread.
"TOOTIE?!"
"You simply have to start with me!" shouted Tootie as she grabbed his hands at the wrists and slapped them over her bare breasts.
"But Tootie, I just want..."
"A THREE WAY!" shouted Tootie happily, "That's what every guy really wants, right?"
"But Tootie..."
"Oh, you want me and her to start on each other, right? Get the ole juices flowing?" She crawled onto the bed, grabbing the other woman's almost as impressive chest while she planted both hands onto Tooties firm, large ass cheeks.
"Ah..." Timmy blushed as he stared at the naked and semi-naked beauties before him. He was already forgetting about the real reason he wanted to talk to Tootie: His alter ego, Tina Turner.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 28
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
The situation was getting Tina worked up into a frenzy of arousal. Vicky was using her hands to drive her crazy, and she hadn't even moved past fondling her bared breasts. Each one was too large to be covered with one hand, and might barely be covered if Vicky used both hands on one. Tina's nipples were already quite firm, and getting harder as Vicky tweaked, tugged and rolled them between her fingertips. Her breaths were ragged and gasping. She was sweating, and her heart was pounding in her chest. The way Vicky was kissing and nibbling her throat added to the overwhelming sense of arousal.
When she felt like she couldn't take much more, she felt one of Vicky's hands slide down her chest, over her abdomen, and under the band of her skirt. Her fingertips rubbed over Tina's panties, pressing down over her already wet and puffy netherlips, caressing it from the sheath of her clit down to the very bottom (not far away from her ass).
Tina gripped the band of her skirt and began pulling it down over her own thighs and hips. She pulled it down until gravity could do the rest. The skirt dropped down around her ankles. She then slipped her thumbs under the bands of her panties and started pulling them down as well. With them out of the way, Vicky could press her fingers right into Tina's hot and bothered pussy directly. Her fingertips could rub over Tina's clitoris directly. The wetness that Tina felt between her netherlips went right onto Vicky's fingertips. The tender caress of Vicky's fingertips over her clit bud made it grow firm as it crawled out from under its sheath.
"Oh Vicky," she moaned, "You're driving me crazy!" She leaned back into Vicky, compressing her breasts back into her chest.
Vicky paused from nibbling Tina's neck as she replied, "That's my only goal."
"You do it so well. I don't know what I've done to deserve it."
"You live, I love you," said Vicky softly, "and I can please you. That's all that matters at this moment."
"I never heard you close the door," she moaned, "what if the neighbors see?"
"Then they can eat their hearts out," cooed Vicky, "for seeing what they can't have."
...
Timmy was feeling strange. When Tootie used her anti-fairy to give him a really hot and studly body of an eighteen year old, she only wished for the body to change. But that body was flooded with testosterone. His hormones were running rampant in his mind. Staring at the curvy ass of Tootie while the strange woman underneath pinched and fondled her round, firm ass cheeks was giving him such stiff wood. It felt as if it might just burst through his zipper before he could even pull it down.
So to save time, he stripped off his shorts and underwear without even bothering to unzip first. The erection was too hard to wait another second. Once freed, it stood up to what he figured was at least a good ten inches. Sometimes he wondered if what one was thinking when they made a wish had an influence on the results of the wish itself.
Timmy walked around to get a better view of Tootie and the other woman going at each other. Tootie seemed to be focused on using both hands to grip the other woman's breasts as she alternately sucked, nipped and tugged at the nipples with her mouth and teeth.
The other woman had her eyes shut tight. She seemed completely unaware of her surroundings.
He stepped back to look at Tootie's ass again. Her cheeks were spread by the hands of the other woman, giving him quite a look at both her sex and ass. He never remembered being so turned on by such a sight.
But Timmy was too considerate to just take what Tootie was offering without preconditions. He also knew that Tootie was very smart, so he looked around. There was extra-large super sensitive condoms, KY and spermicidal gel on the bedside table. Maybe she wasn't quite ready for becoming a mother.
He took the condom, opened it, loaded it with the spermicidal gel, and slipped it over his throbbing boner. Then he applied the jelly to it as he made his way back around the bed. Gripping Tootie's thighs, he then pushed his erection into her vagina, held so open by the other woman's hands.
Tootie paused from her breast play and moaned loudly as she felt Timmy enter her. "Oh," she moaned, "I didn't realize how big I wished for your tool to be!" When he pulled back, the red tinge on the condom told him that this new, older body of Tootie's was still a virgin up to just that moment.
"Is it too much?" he asked with concern, "I never want to hurt you."
"No," she gasped, "I can take it. I might be a little sore tomorrow, but I know I can take it. I can take it because I love you, Timmy Turner."
"I couldn't do this without the condom, Tootie, or the KY." He slowly pressed back into Tootie, and then back several inches, before he pressed into her again.
"That's why I put them there," she moaned back, "I know how thoughtful you are, and that's part of why I love you. Although... I wouldn't mind having your baby and being your wife!"
So he surrendered to his body's urges to hump Tootie. To screw her until she moaned her pleasure to the heavens. Until he blew his wad into the condom.
"I love you, Timmy!"
"I love you too, Tootie!"
He almost stopped when he realized Tootie was crying.
"All you alright?" he asked.
"I'm fine," she wept, "I'm just so happy that you finally told me that you love me!"
"I think I really loved you even back when I thought girls where icky. It just didn't occur to me because we were still little children."
"Having adult bodies make you feel different about things."
"I know... now."
...
When Cosmo finally got home with Wanda, he was ready to make her feel good. He sent Poof to be baby sat by Momma Cosma so the two of them could be alone in their room for the evening. Cosmo was back in his human form, like Timmy Turner was back when he wished for an older body. Wanda was still in human form because they couldn't know what would happen to their human baby if she changed forms. In Fairy World, the man carried the baby (and suffered the side effects), but the woman bore the child in the human world.
"It's been so long," he said as he patted his lap, "So long since I made you feel special."
She sat on his lap facing away from him.
"But I..." said Wanda awkwardly, "I mean... is it alright... while I'm pregnant?"
He reached around and cupped Wanda's human breasts in his hands, rubbing them through the material of her blouse.
"I don't know," admitted Cosmo, "Our baby and his birth was all part of wishing. My pregnancy was pretty short and pretty overwhelming. It's been so long since there was a natural birth among the Fairies."
But then Timmy's Dad poked his head into the room, opening the door without knocking or other warning.
"Have you seen Timmy?" he asked obliviously.
Wanda blushed horribly as she stared right at Timmy's Dad, who was in fact staring at her with Cosmo's hands fondling her breasts.
"He's gone off with Tootie," said Cosmo, "Did you have sex with Timmy's Mom while she was pregnant?"
"Oh sure we did," he said musingly, "For about the first six months of her pregnancy. Maybe seven... Wait, Timmy is with a woman?"
"No," he said, "He's with Tootie."
Wanda was too embarrassed to scold her husband and his oblivious remarks.
"Wow, getting busy at ten years old. I didn't realize he was so ambitious." He almost seemed to be lost in his awe of Timmy.
"I don't think they're really going to..." said Wanda, but she couldn't complete her thought. Cosmo was working her up just by fondling her breasts. Her breath was quickened, as was her heartbeat. While Cosmo could hear Timmy's Dad, he couldn't see him through Wanda, so he figured he was outside the door. He didn't think he could see him lift Wanda's blouse and bra at the same time, causing her breasts to pop out into the open.
"Well, I guess I couldn't get to Tootie's house in time to stop him even if I wanted to," he mused. Even though he could plainly see Cosmo's hand fondling Wanda's bare breasts, it just didn't seem to be able to sidetrack his thought train. Or he could have just been used to seeing the bare breasts of Timmy's Mom so much that seeing Wanda's breasts wasn't so special.
"Cosmo, you idiot," moaned Wanda, "He's staring at my tits!"
"Wuh?" replied Timmy's Dad, "Oh, I didn't realize you were busy... although I do have this sudden urge to feel up Timmy's Mom for some reason... Well, as you were." He stepped out and closed the door behind him.
"Let's get it on then, Wanda," he moaned, "I'll let you be on top this time."
"Maybe we should lock the door?" she moaned back.
"I don't think anyone's going to come by," replied Cosmo, "because I'm sure Timmy's Mom and Dad will probably get busy real soon. It's not like they could embarrass me."
"Well..." she hymned and hawed, "I guess it doesn't matter... alright, let's strip and get into bed."
"Have I ever told you that you turn me on when you call me an idiot?"
"I never really though about it."
"Have I ever told you that the way humans have sex is a turn on?"
"You just did."
"Uh... right."
"You're an idiot."
"That's so hot! Call me an idiot again!"
"IDIOT!"
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 29
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Tina was standing in the doorway to their own apartment, naked from the waist down, getting hotly felt up by her love, Vicky, and only Vicky's body was keeping everyone from seeing her worked up as she was. If one was inside, they could have clearly seen Tina's bared and heaving breasts as Vicky worked the hard and hot nipples over with one hand. They would have seen Vicky's probing fingers as she felt upwards into Tina's hot and wet pussy. Vicky's palm brushed easily against Tina's hot and throbbing clit. Her mouth nibbled at Tina's bared throat. They could have clearly heard Tina's moans of pleasure and pants of arousal. The only reason Tina was still able to stand was the fact that she was leaning back into Vicky as Vicky was holding her up.
But Vicky was desperate for some prime time with her Tina. She finally had Tina Turner all to herself. Tootie wasn't there to horn in on her Big Sister's action. Vicky couldn't even understand why Tootie was into Tina when she was already sweet on the twerp, Timmy. Vicky only loved Tina, and she wanted the buck-toothed maiden all to herself.
Tootie had some magic creature that granted her the hot body of an 18 year old. Tootie seemed like a mature adult to everyone except Vicky, who knew her 'little sister' all too well. If she wanted Timmy so bad, all she had to do was wish for Timmy to have a hot 18 year old body as well. She wondered if her younger sister was even smart enough to think of such a thing.
But then Tina had her own magical creature to grant her 'wishes'. It wasn't exactly a secret or anything. Vicky began to wonder if she was going to be the last person in the world to get her own magical wish granting being. On the other hand, she was pretty sure that Tina would be willing to share her wishes if Vicky just had the nerve to ask.
Vicky was in the moment, and she felt pleasure when she could feel her Tina climax on her fingers. Tina's pleasure was Vicky's pleasure. Tina's juices leaked from her hot pussy all over Vicky's probing fingers and hand. She could feel the hot milk leaking from Tina's nipples over her caressing fingers. It seemed that their breasts felt firmer for the odd reason that they were both lactating again, even though Vicky was pretty sure that neither of them were actually pregnant.
"Oh Vicky..." gasped Tina, "You make me feel so good..."
"Because I love you as much as I lust after you," moaned Vicky, basking in the orgasmic glow of Tina.
"I love you more than anyone or anything," moaned Tina.
"Even my sister Tootie?"
"Yes," gasped Tina, "More than Tootie. You're my first love, Vicky! You'll always be my first and greatest love!"
"And that's at least part of the reason I can love you so much, my sweet Tina."
She turned Tina to face her, looking longingly into Tina's eyes as she looked back.
"Oh sweetie," moaned Vicky, "Let me sit you down so we can... talk."
Tina nodded as Vicky lead her into the living room and seated her in a comfy padded chair.
"Oh look at that milk dripping from your nipples, sweetie," observed Vicky, "You need to be milked badly. I'd be a horrible friend and lover if I didn't do something to fix this right now."
"But Vicky," she moaned back, "You've already done so much for me. What can I do to make you as happy as you've made me?"
"That's easy," sighed Vicky, "Just let me drink your excess milk with my own mouth, and I couldn't be any happier right now."
"If that's what you want," she said as she kissed Vicky on the forehead, "Then drink as much of my milk as you want to. I don't care if you suck me dry as long as that's what you want from me."
Vicky leaned in and kissed one of Tina's nipples.
"I wish we could be in love like this forever," gasped Tina. Wish granted.
Vicky said nothing more. She just leaned into Tina's chest and started nursing from Tina's motherly breasts. Tina held Vicky's head close to her chest, feeling her breaths quickening again, her heart beating faster once more, and her nipples getting hot and firm all over again in Vicky's mouth. Tina's bare sex was hot and wet, dripping onto the chair beneath her. Her clit was emerging again even though Vicky had stopped touching it a while earlier. This time, it was all about the sensitive nature of Tina Turner's nipples and her nipples alone.
...
Timmy felt something special when I felt himself come into Tootie, condom or not. He had vague memories of experiencing sex as a woman, but now he knew what it was like to make love as a hot bodied male. To make out with a woman who truly wanted him above all others. Someone who was deeply in love if not lust for years and years, and now their relationship had finally been consumated.
Tootie was so in synch with Timmy that they had all but climaxed together. The only one who had not cum yet was the so far unnamed second woman that Timmy secretly suspected was Tootie's Anti-Fairy changed into the form of a hot human woman. Whether he was turned on by a three way or not, he couldn't be sure, but he was finally appreciating Tootie as the full bodied, full blooded woman that she was now.
"I know I left those condoms and spermicidal gel because you're so thoughtful, Timmy," she moaned, "but I just want you to know you don't always have to use them with me. Having your baby would make me just as happy, lover boy."
"You don't have to be pregnant for me to marry you," replied Timmy, "I've realized that I finally love you as much as you've loved me for all these years. You're my first true love, Tootie!"
In his mind, his crush on Trixie Tang... didn't really count.
"You've always been my first true love, Timmy!" sobbed Tootie on the verge of crying again.
"What about Tina?" he asked.
"I don't understand it all myself," she replied honestly, "but I feel like loving Tina is the same as loving you. You seem like the same soul to me even if your bodies couldn't be... more different."
"Would you miss Tina if she went away?"
"Yes," she replied, "but not as much as I would miss you if you went away. Do you know something about Tina that I don't?"
"Not really," lied Timmy, "but we've been close for years and she likes to look out for me even if she wasn't living in the same house as me. I don't mind if you love her too. Love can be shared by more than one person at a time."
"Oh Timmy," she moaned as she rolled over off the other woman, "Make love to me again. I beg you. You don't have to use the condom this time."
"And I love you enough to use a new condom," said Timmy, "because I want to be responsible with you as a man... That sounded awkward, didn't it?"
"No Timmy," sobbed Tootie, "That's one of the most beautiful things anyone has ever told me in my life... besides telling me that you love me."
"What about her?" he asked as he glanced at the other woman.
"She's just here because I thought you'd want to have a three way," replied Tootie, "That you'd be turned on if she helped 'warm me up' for you."
"I know better," said Timmy sagely, "She's just your Anti-Fairy in a human form, isn't she?"
"Oh, you've caught me red-handed," sighed Tootie, "You're absolutely right about that."
"Then unless you're planning to make a wish," he said, "You might as well send her away. That is a female Anti-Fairy, I take it?"
"Yes," said Tootie, "She's really Anti-Blonda."
"Anti-Wanda's Anti-sister?!"
"Oh, you know her?"
"I know her, Anti-Wanda and Anti-Cosmo pretty well," said Timmy, "and they never do anything without an alterior motive. They've tried to manipulate me ever since they escaped from the Fairy World Prison."
"Fairy World Prison?"
"Long story, really... perhaps I'll tell you it all some time if 'Da Rules' permit."
"Oh, you couldn't admit you had Fairy Godparents even if you did, right?"
"If I did in fact had Fairy Godparents, that would be true. I'm not allowed to tell you that I did. It's a violation of 'Da Rules' that could get these hypothetical Fair Godparents away from me if I did in fact have these Fairy Godparents."
"That sounded so... legalize..."
"I'm used to using the rules to my advantage, sweet Tootie."
"I wish we could be in love like this forever," gasped Tootie. Wish granted.
Timmy would have been disturbed by the wish if he wasn't thinking so much about his sweet love, Tootie. If he wasn't thinking about spending the rest of his life with her and her alone.
...
"Oh you idiot!" moaned Wanda, "You're driving me crazy! I never realized how much humans are attracted to having sex with each other!"
"You want me to get the car?"
"That was a figure of speech, you dumbass!"
"Oh... I like that new name! Call me that again! That turns me on!"
"DUMBASS!"
He leaned back onto the bed, pulling Wanda on top of himself. Hotly fondling her breasts with one hand, he slipped his other hand over Wanda's belly and under the band of her skirt to rub her panties with his fingers.
"You're starting to show the bun in your oven, Sweetie," moaned Cosmo, "I just know I'll love my new baby as much as I love you."
"That's totally sweet of you to say, idiot," she gasped, "Your tool is pressing into my back, by the way."
"Yeah, even an idiot like me can tell that much."
"If it's so obvious," moaned Wanda, "then take off my panties already and stick it to me! Are you planning to make me wait? Are you planning to make me beg?"
"Never, my love," he sighed, "I just wanted to hear it from you."
He starting stripping off Wanda's panties even though they were already all wet from her state of arousal by then. Wanda lifted her legs to help him strip them off. Oddly, Cosmo took her panties to his nose and sniffed deeply.
"What are you doing, you moron?" she asked hotly.
"Smelling you," he moaned, "You're even smell hot when you're turned on."
"Are you serious?"
"Totally," he replied, "Just take a sniff yourself."
"I don't know..." she tried to say, but he had already stuck her own drippy wet panties up her her nose, and as long as it was already there, she sniffed them. She could in fact smell her own musky arousal.
"You have no idea how much time I've spent around your underwear drawer, do you?"
"WHAT?! MY UNMENTIONABLES DRAWER?! YOU WOULDN'T! IDIOT!"
"Dam straight."
"All these years, I've had no idea..."
"Yeah, I've cuddled with your bras too, thinking about your wonderful tits all the while..."
"Really?"
"Yep."
"AND YOU'RE TELLING ME ALL THIS NOW?!"
"It's time you knew everything, my love. I never want to keep another secret from you."
"I'm not sure if I want to swoon or beat the crap out of you!"
"Either one is fine with me, sweetie."
Cosmo was already hot fingering Wanda's pussy, his cock erect and pressed up between her legs waiting patiently. As a magical being, Wanda never considered how well Cosmo could keep it up and at the ready. He was going to make her cum first with his fingers and his fingers alone, and then he would think about his own sexual release with his wife.
...
"Oh honey!" called Timmy's Dad, "Where are you?"
"I'm in the kitchen," she called back, "Where would you expect me to be?"
"When was the last time I felt you up, Sweetie?" he asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"Well, judging by the tent you've pitched in you pants, probably too long. Are those two love bird having sex again?"
"Probably," he mused, "or at least he was feeling her up when I walked out."
"I'm sure the baby won't mind if we..."
"Timmy never complained about it."
"Should we go to the..."
"Oh, just let me clear off the table!"
"Wow, if having sex with you will get you to clear off the table..."
"I know! It's just like when we were teens, Barnaby!"
"Oh, you haven't called me that in years, Mom!"
"I'll clear," he said, "You strip!"
He bused the dishes and other odds and ends from the table as Timmy's Mom just stripped and put her clothes on the counter.
"What about you?" she asked.
"Just pretend I'm late for work at a well paying job!"
"Oh," she moaned as she climbed onto the table, spreading her hot legs for him, "Just like when we were still teens madly in love!"
"No matter how much I love number 2 pencils, I love you more! Ha, I said 'number two'!"
"Oh, don't distract me with witty banter, dammit!" she moaned, "Just FUCK ME ALREADY!"
"Your command is my wish! Or something..."
He simply unzipped and moved his briefs just enough to pull out his hot erection. It was lucky that some time in the past, Timmy wished that his parents would always love each other and always be able to... well... satisfy each others needs. An altruistic moment when Timmy was thinking about his own parents happiness in spite of their chronic shortages of money and respect that could have well torn another married couple apart. Either that or it was the fact his parents were a touch daff in their heads and never seriously thought about living apart from each other. Whatever works.
And Timmy's Mom was more than eager to accept his 'love' into her as she lay on the kitchen table.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 30
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
"Mister VonStrangle," said a woman's voice, "There's someone here to see you."
"Tell them I'm in a meeting!" he baked to the speaker on his desk.
Jorgen was in his office. His place of importance. He didn't like to be disturbed.
The door to his office got kicked in, and twenty anti-fairies came in led by... "ANTI-COSMO!" barked Jorgen, "What is the meaning of this outrage?!"
"Things have changed, old boy," said Anti-Cosmo with a sneer, "and now we're here to negotiate the new terms of doing business around here!"
"What are you blathering on about?" asked Vorgen, "Where is the Fairy-World Security?" He punched the red button on his desk several times.
"Oh, they won't bother us," said Anti-Cosmo, "They'll never bother us again."
"Oh, please enlighten me, Anti-Cosmo."
"Very well," he said, "but stalling for time is not going to help you. You better be asking because you really want to know."
"Darn," said Jorgen, "Was it that obvious?"
"Oh, most pathetically obvious."
"Then let me take a wild guess, and say this has something to do with Timmy Turner?"
"A very good guess, and right on the mark. It's all about the various... sides of Timmy Turner."
"By that, I'm sure you mean Tina Turner?"
"That's right. All this because I made part of Timmy Turner fall in love with 'Icky Vicky'. Actually, I suppose it's more accurate to say that I made Vicky lust after Timmy's 18-year old female form, Tina Turner. Something you goody goody fairies could never get away with... other than Cupid."
"Yes, I was there for that part... sort of... or the aftermath, really."
"Yes, the part where Timmy Turner decided to have both Fairy and Anti-Fairy Godparents. Just so he could be selfish and help his friends at the same time."
"Uh-huh."
"Well, once the ice was broken, children ALL OVER THE WORLD were suddenly eligible for their own Anti-Fairy Godparent."
"But you have to follow 'Da Rules' to keep them."
"Ah, but only until the point where Timmy wished himself into two separate beings: Timmy Turner and Tina Turner. The Fairy Godparents went with Timmy, and the Anti-Fairy Godparents went with Tina. Once they split us up, the Anti-Fairies were no longer subject to 'Da Rules'."
"Uh-huh."
"And a certain human girl named Tootie got her own Anti-Fairy, and she already had a plan for her."
"Uh-huh."
"She was already in love with Timmy, and therefore also in love with Tina by association. That brought her into conflict with her older sister, Vicky. We knew she would use our magic to shall we say, even the playing field?"
"Uh-huh."
"And then the world changed once again thanks to Timmy Turner's wish to make the Human World into a Fairy World MMORPG."
"Uh-huh."
"By giving us access to the programmer's children, we gained access to the parameters of the Game, and therefore the parameters of the Human World itself."
"Uh-huh."
"You have no idea where I'm going with this, do you?"
"Nope."
"Or why I broke into your office just now?"
"Nope."
"Humans have used Anti-Fairy magic to wish for LOVE. Permanent love. The kind of thing that would get any Fairy Godchild stripped of the Fairy Godparents forever."
"Uh-huh."
"And here I thought Anti-Wanda was the dense one."
"So you just came here to insult me?"
"Of course not. That's just a side benefit."
"So just cut to the chase and spit it out already."
"Very then, we've changed the rules of the Human World. I am here to declare that 'Da Rules' are no longer valid there, and that you no longer have any power to enforce them there!"
Jorgen gasp.
"That right, as long as the Human World exists as the Fairy-World Online Game, 'Da Rules' are now completely powerless. I'm going to laugh evilly now, old boy!" So Anti-Cosmo laughed evilly.
"You fiend!" scowled Jorgen, "You can't get away with this!"
"I already have," replied Anti-Cosmo, "and now I'm off. Come on, back to the new Anti-Fairy World!"
They all vanished in a puff of blue-black smoke.
"Curse you, Anti-Cosmo!" called Jorgen as he shook his fist in the air.
He jabbed the button on his speaker and said, "Send in every Fairy Lawyer we have! Heck, send in all of the Pixie Lawyers too!" He paused and then said to himself, "And people thought I was wasting Fairy World money by hiring Pixie World lawyers on retainer."
...
Vicky had once again driven Tina to orgasm by simply nursing her excess milk from her breasts with only the sort of love and attention that Vicky could give her. She had spent the time with her eyes closed, loosely running her fingers through Vicky's hair as she was nursed.
"Oh Vicky," she moaned, "I've made a mess on one of our good chairs." She could feel her fluids making a small pool underneath the place where her sex rested on the chair cushion.
"As long as that chair smells like you," replied Vicky, "I don't care how messy you make it."
"No more!" protested Tina, "If you don't let me do something for you right this second, I'm going to become very angry with you!"
"But I'm happy just..."
"But I'm not happy!"
"Well I want you to be happy too, my love."
"Then you strip to the waist and let my nurse your extra milk."
"Oh, how can I say 'no' to you?" sighed Vicky as she removed her shirt, undershirt, and bra for Tina before sitting in Tina's lap with her loaded breasts just at the right level for Tina to nurse them.
Vicky closed her eyes and tilted her head back as she felt Tina suckling on one of her nipples firmly. Keeping one hand on Vicky's back, she slipped the other hand between Vicky's legs, rubbing Vicky's pussy through her panties.
"It feels like our hearts beat as one now," gasped Vicky, "That I'd just die without you in my life!"
But Tina was too busy suckling to reply to Vicky's ominous claim. Vicky just wrapped her arms about Tina's head, and held her warmly against her breast as she drank. Her nipple was growing hot and firm as it was nursed. While Vicky wasn't normally the type to orgasm from nipple stimulus, it was going along well with the way Tina was teasing Vicky's pussy with her fingers. Tina could feel her panties getting wet as her pussy leaked her juices into it.
Then Tina realized that it was more than just their hearts beating as one. It was like their bodies were now in sync with each other. She could feel herself nursing Vicky as if she were sucking on her own nipples. It was like her own fingers were rubbing on her sex. She was just as hot and bothered as Vicky was now. It almost seemed to make too much sense that they should cum as one now.
'At least were both girls,' thought Tina oddly, 'I'd hate to think what would happen if one of us was a guy bonded like this. Wait, why did I even think about such a thing?' But the thought seemed to fade from her mind as she pushed herself and Vicky towards climax. Her thoughts seemed to be drowned out by the increasing gasps, moans and pants of her love, Vicky.
...
"Oh Timmy," sighed Tootie, "I just got this feeling we're so close to each other, our hearts now beat as one! Like I can feel every hope and joy that you feel, and you can share all of mine too!"
"Oh Tootie," sighed Timmy, "I just never knew how much I really loved you up til now!"
"Well now is what matters, right?"
"But I feel bad for the way I've treated you all these years. When you loved me, but I didn't love you. I treated you badly. The things I did to you just because you were in love with me were... shameful."
"But there were moments when you did nice things for me. You helped me have the best birthday party of my life... somehow. Then you gave me an indestructible doll..."
"Action figure!"
"Just to piss off Vicky because it said bad things about her."
"That's because I felt bad about the way I had treated you. Because you never deserved it. I though about you at times the way I thought about Mister Crocker and... other people out to hurt me. I mean, all you wanted was for me to show you a little kindness... maybe a kiss on the cheek once in a while. But I was a brat, and I couldn't look at you like men look at women."
"Because I loved you, I could forgive anything!"
"And now our love has been physically completed."
"I don't need sex to be in love with you!"
"But I do," said Timmy, "I want to have a family with you. I want to marry you, Tootie."
"Can we do that?" asked Tootie, "We may have the bodies of 18 year old teens, but what about the law? Would they recognize a marriage between us?"
"That's all right," he replied, "Even if we go back to being kids, I can wait."
"I can wait too!"
Timmy had discarded the used condoms some time earlier. They were now just looking at each other in their naked states. The two were close enough to just about touch any part of their partner that they wanted to.
"But as long as you're here, and I'm here, we could..."
Tootie reached out and gently gripped his cock. She held it up from his stomach, stroking it from his balls up to his cock head and back down. It only felt like seconds before he was getting hard again.
"But Tootie, the condom..."
"That's alright, lover boy," she said, "You can't get me pregnant this way." She turned over so that she was on her hands and knees with her face almost right in his crotch. She leaned forward and put her lips over the head of his cock.
"Tootie..." he moaned, but she had already taken his hot and hard shaft into her mouth. She leaned down as she took the length of his shaft into her mouth, taking it all the way to the back where it would tickle her tonsils.
"Oh Tootie!" he panted. He felt her tongue licking the underside of his cock as she sucked on it. She used a free hand to fondle his balls as she orally gratified him.
Minutes passed as she blew Timmy's mind, and then he blew his wad into her throat. He panted and panted as he continued to pump his gooey white seed into her mouth. She seemed to swallow it all as quick as he put it out.
When she released his cock and looked into his eyes, she said, "That was so weird. I climaxed when you did. I could almost feel like I had a cock for a moment." Then she looked underneath herself, and added "My, what a mess I've made."
"Wait," said Timmy, "You wished for something earlier, didn't you?"
"I... might have..."
"Do you remember what that wish was?"
"Well... uh... I think it was, 'I wish we could be be in love like this forever!' I'm pretty sure that was it."
"That's right," said Timmy, "Anti-Fairies don't have to follow 'Da Rules'! You can wish for love, or money, or cheat to win contests! Everything that's against 'Da Rules' for Fairies!"
"Are you mad?"
Timmy paused to look into Tootie's eyes before saying, "Of course not. But this is new territory that we're in. I'm not sure what effect your wish is going to have on us now. If our hearts beat as one, and our bodies come as one, then what else has changed between us?"
"I..." stammered Tootie, "I don't know."
"And neither do I, Tootie," he answered, "Maybe that... scares me... just a little bit..."
"Me too," said Tootie, "me too."
...
Now that Wanda had come once already, she was all too willing to turn over and settle down with Cosmo's magic cock pushing up into her vagina. Her legs were straddling his hips as she positioned herself over his erection. After he teased her with his hands, her pussy was more than slick enough to take him inside her without any further 'preparations'. Cosmo idly fondled her tits as she let his manhood slide up inside her. She was bent over just far enough for them to see each other eye to eye.
"I love you, you idiot!" she moaned.
"I love you too, sweetie!" he cried back.
She took it on herself to bounce up and down on his throbbing shaft. With each thrust deep into her vagina, Wanda moaned again. Cosmo closed his eyes as he felt his wife bounce up and down on his all too eager manhood.
But the two of them suddenly found themselves... somewhere else. To be precise, they were now making out on top of Jorgen's desk.
"Wanda! Cosmo!" he said, "I've called you here too... AYE-YI-YI!"
"Jorgen!" gasped Wanda, "This is a really bad time for this!"
"Oh baby," moaned Cosmo, "I can't hold back much longer!"
"Look... I'll just step out for a few minutes... uh... and make sure there's no other... disturbances..."
"Just get out of here!" said Wanda as she panted.
"Right!" said Jorgen, "I'm leaving!"
The door closed as Jorgen rushed out.
"You know, this is number 13 on my top 100 list of places I've wanted to make out with you, Wanda," said Cosmo as he panted.
"More fucking!" she moaned, "Less talking!"
"Great," moaned Jorgen from outside, "I'm going to have to get my brain washed to forget about this one... again."
"Oh yes!" moaned Wanda, "Yes! I think I'm gonna cum... any minute... any second!"
"I want to cum with you, sweetie!" panted Cosmo, "I'm gonna cream any second now, too!"
She moaned loud enough to be heard by anyone within about 10 yards of Jorgen's office door. When she came, her vagina tried to drag Comsmo's cock up into her as he blew his was into her vagina. It was lucky that the baby was safe and sound from such... discharges.
"That's nothing," said Jorgen from somewhere outside, "There's just a couple of Fairy Wildcats that got loose in my office. It's nothing I can't take care of... in just a moment."
"There's Fairy Wildcats in here?" asked Cosmo.
"No you idiot," said Wanda hotly while she sat on his cock and waited for him to finish blowing his wad into her, "He's talking about us. It's not like Jorgen would say, 'There's two fairies in human form fucking their brains out on my desk because I called them up while they were fucking like rabbits'." Wanda did a passable impersonation of Jorgen when she said the latter part.
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 31
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
So an announcement was made to the world over every known form of media (radio, tv, computers, and the like) as well as some forms of media that shouldn't be able to receive broadcasts (newspapers, text books, comic books, fast-food wrappers, portraits, and the like).
Oddly enough, Mister Crocker was reading the newspaper on the john at the time.
"Greetings world," said the dapper blue man with the monicle, "My name is Anti-Cosmo, and I have a message for all of you. A message for every fairy in the world. You might not know who I am, other than a certain computer game, but I can assure you I'm quite real and so is this message. Thanks to me, 'Da Rules' no longer apply to any Fairy or Fairy Godchild."
"'What does this mean?' That's what you're probably asking yourselves at this point. 'I don't have a Fairy. Fairies don't exist, right?"
Mister Crocker yelled "Fairy Godparents! I'm not crazy!"
"To start with, anyone can now apply for your very own Fairy or Anti-Fairy Godparents. You don't have to 'deserve' a Fairy Godparent any more. Who doesn't want a magical being who can make your wishes come true?"
"I can have my own FAIRIES?!" He leaped into the air while shouting it.
"I just said that," scowled Anti-Cosmo as he glared from the newspaper, "Aren't you listening?"
"Oh, it's interactive," said Crocker as he calmed down.
"You are correct, sir," he replied, "Now can I finish my announcement before I get questions from the peanut gallery?"
"Sorry, I'm not used to talking newspapers."
"Now where was I?" he questioned himself, "Oh, I was going to say: 'Da Rules' no longer apply. You can not have them taken away anymore no matter how old you become, or what you wish for. It just doesn't matter if anyone knows you have Fairy Godparents anymore. Brag to everyone you know now. Tell your friends who they can have their very own magical being. Wish for love, wish for money, wish to win. It's all valid now."
"I wish I had Fairies! Mainly to prove they exist and I'm not crazy!"
"Oh, it won't be long before you're considered completely normal. Besides, my records show that you already had Fairy Godparents, and your memory was erased when they were taken away from you."
"I DID?!"
"Please, no yelling."
"Oh, sorry."
"As a bonus service, the Anti-Fairies are willing to restore the memories of those who lost your Fairy Godparents, but we can't claim that you'll get your original Fairies back. They may have been already assigned to one or more others already."
"I see. So how do I apply?"
"Simply state your intention to apply, and we will get back to you."
"I'm stating, I'm stating!"
"You yell a lot, don't you?"
"I'm not yelling, I'm raising my voice!"
"Well I'm not quite done yet, so CALM DOWN ALREADY!"
Crocker gulped.
"There is one slight caveat."
"A catch! I knew it!"
"I'm just going to say that there's no point in wishing for Global Domination, old boy. It's not against the rules, it's just not practical. With millions of people wishing to rule the world, it will cause a lot of, shall we say, self-nullification? Oh, you can wish to rule the world, but all you're really going to rule is your personal space, your home, and perhaps a few weak willed friends."
"Oh, I guess that makes sense."
"It's the same thing as, shall we say, wishing to be the richest man in the world, or any other 'I want to be the best fill in the blank in the world' sort of wishes. Countless millions of you humans would probably do that too."
"I see."
"So the application shall arrive in 2 to 5 business days. Don't worry, it will be something you can understand no matter what language you might speak, or even if you are illiterate."
"I'm a teacher! Of course I'm literate!"
"I'm sending this message to billions of you humans all over the world, and not just you, old boy."
"Oh..."
...
Jorgen had called a meeting of the highest ranking Fairies in all of Fairy World into his own office. There was such beings as the Tooth Fairy, Cupid, and Mother Nature.
"This is terrible!" shouted Jorgen, "Thanks to Anti-Cosmo and the Anti-Fairies, 'Da Rules' are being broken all over the Human World!"
"But what can we do?" asked Cupid, "'Da Rules' no longer apply. Now that they can wish for love on their own, no one needs me anymore. I'll just be... an average Fairy now."
"And who needs a Tooth Fairy," said the Tooth Fairy, "When one can just wish for all the money that they need now?"
"Do you have a complaint, Mother Nature?" asked Jorgen.
"Not really," she replied, "It's not like people are wishing for pollution and devastation of nature. But well meaning wishes are threatening the balance of ecosystems. They're wishing back extinct species like the dodo bird... and the Tyrannosaurus Rex. I'm needed more than ever, and I'm sure it's going to be a lot of work. There's also another problem: The oceans are shrinking because all kinds of people are wishing for their own private islands. The continents are expanding because everyone wants their own lot of land now."
"Well you have plenty of Fairies who have time to help you now. Like, I don't know... Cupid and the Tooth Fairy?" He looked at Cupid and the Tooth Fairy as he said it.
"Maybe you should see what sort of conclusions the Fairy World and Pixie Lawyers have come up with?" asked Cupid.
"Good idea," said Jorgen, "They're conferencing in the next room right now."
"Say," asked the Tooth Fairy, "Why does the Pixies want to help us?"
"Besides the fact I'm paying them to?"
"Well, yes."
"The Pixies dislike the growing chaos in the Human World as much as we do. They want to control the world in their own way, and they can't stand the idea of the Human World being referred to as the New Anti-Fairy World."
"Ah, so it is self interest."
"Yes. It just happens to work for us this time."
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 32
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Timmy/Tina X Tootie (18 year old body), Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Now Wanda and Cosmo (in their older teenage human forms) had finished making out on Jorgen's desk, they felt they were a bit more ready to handle the things Jorgen had called them into his office for... except that Jorgen wasn't there any more.
"You know you need to change back to your fairy form to poof us up some clothing, right?" asked Wanda.
"Aw, but you're so pretty like that," he moaned.
"But still, we need to make ourselves presentable, you idiot."
"Well, if you put if that way, my love," he mused as he changed back to his full fairy form complete with wand.
"Give me something motherly in red," said Wanda, "I need to look good in spite of my expanding waist-line, you know."
Cosmo waved his wand, and 'poof', Wanda found herself in a suit of red plate mail.
"What is this, you idiot?"
"It's something that protects you and looks good, darling."
"It does not look good, and it sure as hell is not comfortable! FIX IT!"
"Yes darling," he said as he waved his wand, and 'poof'ed her again. Now she was in a red bee keeper suit.
"You call this better, moron?!" cried Wanda.
"Oh, you make me so hot when you talk trash like that," moaned Cosmo.
'I better cool it then,' thought Wanda, 'before he has the two of us doing it again on Jorgen's desk. It wasn't that all great the first time around.'
"Look, sweetie," she said calmly, "I just want a dress. Some full and covering without too many restrictions in movement, but with enough layers to offer some protection. Silk is very comfortable, and yet also rather protective, and it looks good in red. A ballroom dress with three skirts or so, for example, would work well here."
"OH, I SEE!" he cried, but Wanda wondered if he did. She cringed, held her breath, and closed her eyes as he raised his wand and 'poof'ed her again.
When she opened her eyes, she noted that she was wearing quite the red silk ball dress with some of the Cinderella appeal to it. The skirts played out, expanding her 'radius' by a good 2 feet. Her shoulder were quite puffy almost to the point she could use those pads as pillows. The gold necklace and ear-rings seemed a bit much, but it certainly added to her overall appeal. In fact, he even made her look more... motherly... by lifting her breasts higher on her chest. He could tell that he also fixed her hair into a beehive in the back of her head that felt like it weighed somewhere around 10 pounds.
But then the flaws in her outfit began to appear. A step forward told her she was on high heeled shoes that also had a few inches of platform rise. Then she tried to breath and realized... 'A WHALE BONE CORSET?! IS HE SERIOUS?!' Fortunately, it was a short one that only covered a couple of inches of her abdomen, otherwise the baby would have been seriously cramped inside her.
"Did I do well, honey?" he asked.
"Sure," she gasped, "I mean, who needs to breath anyways?"
"Oh goody," he mused.
'Sarcasm is totally wasted on him, isn't it?' she thought hotly. "Look honey," she said evenly, "while this is quite beautiful and all, it is a little hard to get around like this."
"Don't worry," he cried, "I can fix this!" He raised his wand.
'I can hardly wait,' she thought.
She felt something under her blouse that made it look slightly puffier than before. Something that had holes for her breasts. It felt slightly heavy, in about the same weight range as her beehive hairdo do, and yet she was now hovering a few inches above the floor. She couldn't feel anything solid underneath her feet.
'An anti-gravity harness,' she thought, 'It's not as bad as I thought it might be.' "So..." she asked, "How do I control this thing?"
"Just walk in the direction you want to go, and your pace will set your speed. If you want to go up or down, just raise or lower your arms. You can use one arm or both, depending on how much control you want, sweetie."
'Genius,' she thought, 'so it should only last a few seconds...'
"Do potatoes get pink eye?" he asked.
'Yep, it's over already.' "Well, sweetie," she said, "I'm sure Jorgen called us here for a reason. Perhaps we should go look for him now?"
"If you have pink eyes to begin with, then how do you know you have pink eye?"
"FOCUS, COSMO!"
"About what?"
"About finding why Jorgen called us all the way up here!"
"Well... He's not in here."
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
"You're welcome, sweetie!"
"You know, sweetie," he mused, "You might fit in better if you had your wings, crown and wand."
"Well, that actually makes sense."
"Oh, I have my moments."
'More like seconds,' she thought.
He raised his wand, and *poof*, Wanda looked like a more mature Vicky if Vicky happened to be a large fairy with pink hair that was styled in the same fashion as Wanda's fairy form.
"Now sweetie," she mused, "Could you fix this corset thing? It's not really needed any more than I need to breath!"
"You leave me breathless all the time."
"You know I'm breathing for two, right?"
"Oh..." he replied, "Okay, I'll fix it, sweetie." He raised his wand and removed the corset to replace it with a much more reasonable girdle.
"Thank you, dearie," she said as she breathed more easily.
...
Vicky sat breathlessly in Tina's lap as they shared the glow from the mutual orgasm. Now they were both milked, and could appreciate the full return of the softness to their breasts. They were certainly enjoying the time they were taking to feel each other up.
"Congratulations, mortal!" came a pair of voices from behind Tina's chair, "You have been selected to have your very own Anti-Fairy Godparents!" One voice was a man's, and the other was fairly certainly that of a woman.
"But I already have Anti-Fairy Godparents," protested Tina.
"Oh, we aren't yours, Tina Turner," they said as one somewhat creepily, "We're the Anti-Fairy Godparents of the one you call Vicky the babysitter!"
"They're mine?!" asked Vicky.
"That's right," said the woman, "We're here to grant your wishes and make your dreams come true!"
"But my wish has already come true," she said as she rubbed Tina's back.
"Well," said the male, "Then use your wishes to make it EVEN BETTER!"
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to try," mused Vicky, "My first wish is to have my Tina's breasts covered with chocolate syrup."
They raised their wands and *poof*, Tina's breasts were covered with chocolate syrup.
"Really?" asked Tina.
Vicky leaned down and started licking it off. "Mmm," she mused, "This is good. Almost as sweet as you, my sweet."
"Well, at least you didn't wish I was lactating chocolate milk," she mused aloud.
"Oh," said Vicky with an evil grin, "I wish that..."
"Oh don't even go there, love!"
"Then don't give me ideas," she replied, "I wish that Tina lactated chocolate milk!"
They raised their wands and *poof*, Tina's breasts were lactated chocolate milk. Tina simply groaned as Vicky licked the chocolate syrup and alternated between nursing the seeming endless stream of chocolate milk. She retaliated by pulled Vicky face first into her tits, getting the syrupy mess all over her face. Vicky simply rubbed her face back and forth as if she were immensely enjoying herself.
"I guess we're not getting much done today," sighed Tina.
Vicky was speechless. After a moment, Tina asked, "So what are your names?"
"Oh," said the female Anti-Fairy, "Most people just call us Anti-Tinkerbell and Anti-Fairy-Gary."
"Well, I'm pleased to meet you," answered Tina, "and I'm sure that Vicky will say the same... as soon as she stops being focused on my tits."
"Oh," replied Anti-Fairy-Gary, "You won't even know that we're here unless you need a wish granted."
"I thought you didn't have to hide anymore."
"Well," replied Anti-Tinkerbell, "There's a difference between being hidden and being discrete."
"Ah, I see."
...
Timmy tried hard to remember what he wanted to talk to Tootie about as he looked down on her naked body, but it just working out very well in his head. He could only think about how much he loved her, and how much he wanted to marry her and have a family by her.
She looked back into his eyes as if she already knew what he was thinking. Her soft smile basically said everything that he needed to know. But there was the question of what their real age was as opposed to what they appeared to be, and by that gauge, they both knew they were too young.
She climbed up his chest, wrapped her arms about his torso, and whispered into his ear, "So loverboy, what would you like to do now?"
"Well," he asked back, "What would you like to do, girlfriend?"
"Just because we're not old enough to really get married doesn't mean we can't act like we're married. After all, we do look old enough for it, right?"
"My parents don't know that I have this body now, and I'm pretty sure that yours don't either."
"No they don't," she replied, "and I'm sure Vicky would use them against us even if she wasn't quite sure what was going on between us."
Timmy sighed, "I think you're right. It just can't work out."
"Unless..."
"Unless?"
"Unless we run away from home and set up a home somewhere else. By the time they find us, they won't be able to deny our love and relationship any more. They'll have to accept us as we are, even my older sister Vicky."
"Well, that sounds half-baked, reckless and dangerous..."
Tootie looked down.
"So let's just do it!" he shouted.
Tootie smiled. It was Timmy's style to be a rebel!
A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 33
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Tina Turner(OC more or less) X Vicky (both 18 year old in body anyways). Timmy (who was wished back into the body of an eighteen year old super stud) X Tootie (who was also an eighteen year old), Wanda (pregnant and in human form) X Cosmo (who's just mentally challenged as normal) too. And a cast of dozens. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
Meanwhile, in the meeting room/command center, Jorgen von Strangle was consulting with his Pixie lawyers on how to deal with the Anti-Fairy Crisis. The head Pixie was conveying the plans that he and the other Pixies had drafted in their meeting. By head Pixie, it was only the team leader, and not actually the Head Pixie of all Pixies. He was too busy for such a 'pedestrian' meeting himself.
"So the first part of the plan involves an army of platypuses with fedoras and a wrist watch that shoots acid?" asked Jorgen.
"In our considered opinion," said the Pixie lawyer in a deadpan monotone voice who was working for Jorgen and the Fairies, "That is the most economical and productive option to catch the Anti-Fairies by surprise and make a direct strike against Anti-Cosmo."
"So far, I'm liking what I'm hearing."
"Then we call in a nosy bunch of teenage girls in order to 'bust' the Anti-Fairies for doing schemes their mothers wouldn't approve of."
"Yes, I see."
"We have a few eccentric inventors on the side to provide improbable devices to all of the other agents, even though two appear to be too young to be inventing, and the other appears to be too old and obsessed with 'back stories'."
"And if this brilliant plan fails?"
"We send in a bully with a slingshot and a bag of jellybeans. He also attacks with deadpan snarky comments and the occasional atomic wedgie attack."
"That's it?"
"If that all fails, we can enlist a small army of animals with fedoras to wreck general disorder on the Anti-Fairies. We anticipate a general lack of coordinated response to such a random attack."
"Random attacks are good."
"The next part of the plan involves a bunch of teens, a hippie van, and a talking great Dane."
"Not sure where you're going with that."
"Chaos and investigation," he replied, "Even if they fail to find any clues regarding Anti-Cosmo's plan, they should be able to create disorder in the ranks of the Anti-Fairies by their actions. Few things are as inductive to disorder as a bunch of meddling teens. We know that from personal experience."
"Not interested in the particulars, but I think I'm getting your drift now. What else do you have in mind?"
"That's as far as our plans go at the moment."
"Well, I suppose that's a start."
...
Timmy and Tootie were working on their plan to run away until they were either old enough or they were recognized as being fit to be married to each other. While Wanda and Cosmo were not available, they did have Tootie's Anti-Fairy (Anti-Blonda) to grant their wishes in their stead. Now that the two of them were cleaned up and dressed, they moved their conversation to the street in front of their house to more effectively plan their getaway.
"Since I don't have Wanda and Cosmo here, it's best to use your Anti-Fairy for our wishes. That's okay with you, isn't it Tootie?"
"If I can be with you, almost anything you want is fine with me," said Tootie with starry eyes as she looked at her hunky Timmy Turner, "Just give Timmy whatever he wishes for, Anti-Blonda."
Now that she was back in her Anti-Fairy form, Timmy could see the anti-family resemblance. Anti-Blonda and Anti-Wanda basically shared the same blue hair curled in front in the same manner. They shared the same black crowns, the same small black bat-like wings, and the same taste in clothing. While he would consider Anti-Blonda the better looking of the two, most Anti-Fairies would ironically consider Anti-Wanda the better looking one with her worse teeth, crazier looking eyes, and the things she would do with her feet.
"I wish we had a big Harley hog with chopper steering, seating for two, saddlebags on each side, and the most powerful engine available."
Anti-Wanda raise her black star wand and *POOF*, there it was.
"I wish we had the best helmets and biker leathers for the both of us."
Anti-Wanda raise her black star wand and *POOF*, there they were, already wearing their helmets and leathers.
"I wish that we can't be tracked by Fairies or Anti-Fairies other than Anti-Blonda."
Anti-Wanda raise her black star wand and *POOF*, she made it so.
"And we need cool shades. We're cruising in style after all. I wish we had the coolest Foster Grant sunglasses available for the both of us."
Anti-Wanda raise her black star wand and *POOF*, they were wearing ultra-cool sunglasses under their helmet visors.
"Now I wish we had a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes."
Anti-Wanda raise her black star wand and *POOF*, there they were.
"Cigarettes?" asked Tootie, "We don't smoke..."
"It's all about being grown up and cool."
"Ah, that's so..."
"Deep?" suggested Timmy.
"Yeah, deep," sighed Tootie.
"I'm thinking we should start by driving down to Tijuana, Mexico. They age of marriage and the drinking age are both much lower down there."
"That sounds good, darling."
"The advantage of this plan is we don't need any money. We can use Anti-Blonda for any supplies and shelter we need along the way. It'll make it harder for anyone to track us down."
"Brilliant, darling."
"I try."
...
Between the two of them, Tina and Vicky now had four Anti-Fairy Godparents. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda for Tina, and now Anti-Tinkerbell and Anti-Fairy-Gary for Vicky. It seemed like their wishing power was now almost without limits.
But Vicky was just playing around with hers for the moment. After all, she wished that Tina's bare breasts were covered with chocolate syrup, and then based on a comment from Tina, wished that her Tina love was also lactating chocolate milk. But Tina could overlook Vicky's wishes because she was in love with the formerly 'icky' babysitter.
Tina sat in one of their living room chairs with Vicky in her lap, the two of them facing each other. They were mostly naked because Vicky felt an overwhelming need to touch and please Tina, and she in turn wanted to please Vicky. Vicky was lactating as well from some wish that Tina had somehow made that she done in her sleep, half awake, or otherwise just didn't remember from some reason.
She looked into Vicky's eyes, her face covered with chocolate syrup when she rubbed Vicky's face into her syrup covered breasts. It was her turn to put her finger under Vicky's chin, lift up her head, and lick her face clean. It wasn't that Vicky minded or anything. The two were close enough that she could feel her bare nipples brushing against those of the also bare chested Vicky. She took Vicky's hand softly in her own, and then used her other hand to enclose them.
"Vicky," sighed Tina when she was done licking, "I love you. When I'm with you, I can't think about anyone else. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. There's no one else I would rather spend my time with." Her voice began to falter as she continued. "Would you please... please... Would you marry me?"
"Yes!" shouted Vicky without a second of hesitation.
Tina kissed Vicky on the lips hotly, and Vicky was more than happy to slip her tongue into Tina's mouth in the act of making the kiss more French and more hot. The kiss seemed to drag on for minute after minute, even though it actually only lasted a couple of minutes in real time. She could feel tears of joy as they leaked from her closed eyes and ran down her cheeks.
…
Wanda and Cosmo came into the command room where Jorgen was making plans with the Fairies and the Pixies. But there was a panic among the Fairies.
"Hey Jorgen," said Wanda loudly, "What's the panic all about?"
"It's Turner," said Jorgen, "It's almost always about Turner! He's fallen of the magic radar! We can't track him for some reason!"
"Where did you loose him?"
"He was just outside the apartment of the one called Tootie."
"What was he doing with her?" asked Wanda curiously.
"As a rule of thumb, we don't pry on what two people do together in their bedrooms, Wanda."
"They were in a bedroom together?!"
"Yes, and when Turner left the apartment, he had the hot body of eighteen year old Gah again as well, but with some serious... 'junk'... as far as we could tell."
"You mean they... they... they..." Wanda couldn't complete the sentence.
"As far as we're willing to speculate, yes, I believe that they did."
"Oh, my little Timmy is growing up so fast..."
"With no rules in effect on Earth, I wonder if he'll start forgetting about you."
"I hope that he never does."
"But he is supposed to, Wanda. It's the way things are supposed to work."
"And every time I leave a child behind, I feel just a little more... dead on the inside."
"That's the way Fairies were meant to be."
"And maybe its time that that sort of thing changed, Jorgen."
"I don't believe I'd ever hear that from you, Wanda," confessed Jorgen.
"So," she asked awkwardly, "What did you need me and Cosmo for before you... uh... summoned us up to your office?"
The Fairies snickered around them. Apparently the rumors about what happened in the office spread faster than they imagined they could.
"Well, I'm still hoping you can convince Tina Turner to undo the wish that separated herself from her alter ego, Timmy Turner. We believe undoing that wish will bring the Anti-Fairies back under 'Da Rules', and therefore bring the human world back into balance. Since we can't find Timmy Turner now anyways, I suppose that would make the mission more important than ever."
"Ah," gasp Wanda.
"What is it?"
"Oh, I think the baby just kicked. So this is what its like for a female to carry a child."
"It sounds barbaric."
"No," she replied, "I think it's just... different."
"But it's not right. Fairy Men are stronger. We were meant to handle childbirth."
"Yet humans have managed to do this for thousands and thousands of years. I don't think either Race made a conscious choice to do things this way or that. Some higher power made that choice a very long time ago. So there's no real point in claiming one way or another is better."
"Well... I suppose you're right, Wanda..." he mused, "but it's not really relevant to these proceedings anyways."
"No, I suppose not," she replied as she looked around, "COSMO! Did you hear any of what we just said to each other?!"
"No honey," he replied, "Was I supposed to?"
Wanda sighed, "I'll... explain it to you later... moron."
"I like learning things later!"
"I can't believe we're even distantly related at any level," grumbled Jorgen.
"Of course," she sighed, "I'll have to make sure I have room for all of this stuff in my schedule." A Blackberry appeared in her hand from thin air. She took the little stylist pointer and began tapping the screen.
"Schedule?"
"Oh sure," she replied absentmindedly, "I have gynecologist appointments to keep. Then I'm helping Timmy's Mom with her gynecologist appointments. We'll be start Lamaze classes soon. I have this book to read on human child rearing. Then there's the chores I have to do around the house to help out the Turner Family. I can't use my magic in front of them as long as I'm posing as a human, you know."
"I see..."
"And then there's Poof and Cosmo..."
"Alright, that's enough already. I think I get the point. Well, get around to it when you have a moment. It's not like the world could end before you get around to it... Oh wait, it just might."
"I think I know how to balance a schedule, Mister!" snarled Wanda.
Jorgen just looked blankly back after Wanda's outburst. "I'm... sorry... Wanda," he said at last, "I think things are stressful around here for all of us."
...
There was a knock at Mister Crocker's door.
"Get the door, you lazy bum!" called Mister Crocker's mother.
"Fine, I'm getting it, you harpy!"
"At least I'm not NUTS!"
"But FAIRIES are real, mother!" he snarled back.
"You're still NUTS!"
"You raised me, you fruit cake!"
"I blame your father!"
"Whatever!"
When he opened the door, he saw something that made him stop cold in his tracks. Other then the bowler hat, the monocle, the dark blue skin, the bright red eyes, the little wings on his back, the blue silk shirt, the slick black pants, the black wand... (wait, where was the author going with this?)... oh yeah, other than all that, Mister Crocker thought he was looking at a tiny version of himself!
"Who the heck are you!?" he asked.
"Congratulations, mortal," he began softly, "I'm your Anti-Fairy Godparent." It went over Crocker's head how soft spoken the Anti-Fairy version of himself was compared to him.
"Why do you look like some distorted version of me?!"
"Because I'm Anti-Crocker, the only known Anti-Fairy in existence who has no Fairy counterpart."
"SAY WHAT?!"
"That's right, your belief in Fairies is so powerful, it created an Anti-Fairy of you. Someone thought it would be some kind of funny joke to make me your Anti-Fairy Godparent."
"You will grant all my wishes, right?"
"That's the whole point."
"Then I don't care if you looked like Phyllis Diller! Get in here!"
"Yes... *gulp* Master Crocker."
"Do you know anything about grading tests?!"
"Uh... sure."
"Then we should get along just fine!"
"Do you normally yell this much?" he said softly.
"YES! What's your point!?"
"Nothing."
A Mile in Her Slippers
Pt 34
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Tina Turner(OC more or less) X Vicky (both 18 year old in body anyways). Timmy (who was wished back into the body of an eighteen year old super stud) X Tootie (who was also an eighteen year old), Wanda (pregnant and in human form) X Cosmo (who's just mentally challenged as normal) too. And a cast of dozens. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
...
A few days passed as Timmy and Tootie made their way in a stealthy manner to Tijuana, Mexico, and his counterpart, Tina Turner and Vicky the (formerly) Icky Babysitter planned their wedding day. They all were compelled by powers almost beyond their understanding, which was in fact Anti-Fairy Wishes without Da Rules. Wanda and Cosmo, on the other hand, scouted the situation between Vicky and Tina, and the best way to approach them with a proposal of potentially unknown consequences.
While on the way to Mexico, Timmy used Tootie's Anti-Fairy to wish for a stack of Pesos to cover their expenses for a while as well as the ability to understand basic Spanish (with a Mexican accent). It might not have been a secret wish per se, but he did make the wish harder to discover and track by other Fairies and Anti-Fairies. Once in Tijuana, they found a nice little place to make their new home away from home.
Once there, they made out like they were on their honeymoon, at least twice a night and sometimes during siesta as well. Both Timmy and Tootie were well satisfied with each session, especially considering that Anti-Blonda enhanced each encounter with her Anti-Fairy Magic. Nothing like a well spoken wish to make one's fantasies come true. They neither wished to conceive, nor did they wish against it. If a child came of their union, they decided that they would be mature and live with the consequences.
When they weren't making out, they did some sight seeing. They toured the Tijuana Cultural Center, the Mercado Hildago, the Avenida Revolucion, the Old City Hall and the El Popo Market. The two dined at the local restaurants away from the tourist traps. And since they were considered of legal age in Tijuana, they indulged in a little drinking such as 1800 Silver Tequila, although they avoided getting drunk and certainly didn't have sex in that state. It was mostly to establish their presence in the area as travelers and tourists.
...
Back in Dimsdale, Tina and Vicky were busy planning their most special day ever. Between their three Anti-Fairies, it wasn't as hard as one might think. The only thing that was needed was imagination, and between the two of them, there was plenty of imagination to share.
They made a striking pair, with Tina in white with black trim and Vicky in black with white trim. Tina's dress showcased her best assets, at least in the opinion of Vicky: Her chest, her waist and her cute little backside. Vicky was particularly proud of the way she could see Tina's shoulders, upper arms, her supple throat, and her smooth abs. As Vicky considered Tina to be the better looking of the two, she also got the silk wedding veil and the full wedding train treatment. And there was a few extra features Vicky wished for when the wedding was over and the honeymoon had begun, such as the quick removal snaps on her entire outfit. It made the dress come off much much faster then the time it took to put it on.
Vicky was the more masculine of the two, although Tina would not allow Vicky to not wear some tuxedo instead of her own wedding dress. But she did concede to the top hat, the walking cane and the monocle (even if it did make her look like she was in some kind of peanut commercial). The puffed out shoulder pads made her look a little more masculine. Tina was particularly proud of the multilayer knee length skirt as well as the thigh high black leather boots (with 3" high heels). Her veil made of black silk could not be seen through like Tina's, so one could only see those baleful red eyes looking back at them.
And Vicky used her own Anti-Fairies to wish for a few... extra widgets for both her wedding dress and her walking cane. Things that surely would come in handy... later on.
The two of them looked really hot both together and separately. Hot enough that they had to be separated to keep off each other prior to the wedding mainly by their own Anti-Fairies. And Vicky was getting quite used to her special someone's chocolate breast milk.
But no one could find Timmy and Tootie to invite them to their wedding, and that oddly made Tina sad. Vicky only cared because it upset her Tina. But Vicky did her best to keep Tina occupied with their wedding plans. After all, there was a menu to plan, a wedding cake to design, hired help to hire, a music schedule plan, a guest list to build, a bunch of invitations to send out, a honeymoon to schedule... things one just cannot readily wish for... Well, the money could be wished for now that 'Da Rules' were invalid in the Human World, but the rest required an investment of time, sweat and tears... well, mostly time.
And Cosmo and Wanda were there to help as well. Even though they were Timmy's Fairies, they needed something to do while Wanda's bun grew larger and their anxiety about the absence of Timmy similarly grew. But it seemed that their mission for Jorgen likewise grew more difficult as Tina grew more and more in love with Vicky, and they may well be asking Tina to give it all up in order to reunite with Timmy and bring the rule of the Anti-Fairies to an end.
Oddly enough, Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad were there to support Tina as well, the daughter they didn't remember having, raising or ever losing. Now that she was back in their lives, they were trying to be with her, more or less, as they liked her better than they liked Timmy. After all, she didn't live at home, and she didn't require any special support or cost on their part. It was also an excuse for the two pregnant women, Timmy's Mom and Wanda, to spend more time together and help support each other.
Vicky's parents were mainly along because they were still terrified of Vicky. They were also concerned about the absence of Tootie, but didn't feel free to express their concerns where Vicky could hear them. They knew that Vicky was happy that Tootie wasn't around to try and mess with her relationship with her Tina, and didn't really care that much that the twerps were gone somewhere.
But the oddest couple hanging around had to be Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, mainly because the head of the Anti-Fairies was concerned about the disappearance of Timmy Turner. With Timmy out of sight and not making wishes, he was becoming more and more concerned about what he might wish for, what the Fairies like Jorgen wanted him to wish for, and the status of Earth as the New Anti-Fairy World. He didn't really know or care what Anti-Wanda's concerns were, figuring she was hanging around as his wife.
And with Cosmo and Wanda in such close proximity to Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, it was almost given that Poof was going to be uncomfortably close to Foop. The animosity between the two, even though it was mostly Foop, was almost tangible. Everyone with any intelligence at all was expecting some kind of half-baked Foop revenge plan, and the more cynical expected it at the wedding or the reception afterwards.
...
Mister Crocker was deliriously happy since he acquired his own Anti-Fairy. He didn't even seem to care that there was no longer any need to prove Fairies exist, let alone that he was never going to get any credit for that. He was happy enough to forget about his plans for capturing Fairies, making himself the King of the Fairies, or otherwise plotting to destroy Timmy Turner. And most people still seemed to think he was nuts, even though the reason for that belief was now "fuzzier".
The only downside to him was the fact his Fairies, Wanda and Cosmo were taken away from him, his memory was wiped, and his life was set as a crackpot trying to prove the existence of the Fairies that were already once his own. It gnawed at his gut and his heart that he was treated so badly for all those years for something he was sure was not his own fault.
And he felt there was a need to get even with those who mocked, criticized and belittled him for all of those years. He had a number of contingencies to get even with them, and with an unlimited supply of rule-free wishes, those plans were closer to fruition than ever before.
A Mile in Her Slippers
Pt 36
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Tina Turner(OC more or less) X Vicky (both 18 year old in body anyways). Timmy (who was wished back into the body of an eighteen year old super stud) X Tootie (who was also an eighteen year old), Wanda (pregnant and in human form) X Cosmo (who's just mentally challenged as normal) too. And a cast of dozens. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Jorgen raised his wand, and *POOF*.
Timmy, Tina, Vicky, Tootie Poof and Foop found themselves back in Dimmsdale. Perhaps it was all the pictures, billboards and bumper stickers bearing the likeness of Mister Crocker, or someone who certainly looked like Mister Crocker.
"Jorgen!" said Timmy, "Poof up a history book, and see what the heck happened since Mister Crocker altered the past!"
Jorgen poofed up a fairly thick tome, and began to thumb though it.
"Holy cow!" he exclaimed, "Mister Crocker ran for City Council 8 years ago, Mayor 4 years ago, State Senator 2 years ago, and is now running for Governor of the State!"
"What da what?" he asked in surprise, "So he's not a teacher?"
"According to dis, there is no mention of Mister Crocker ever teaching anything."
"How could he get elected to anything?" asked Timmy, "I thought 'Da Rules' forbid using wishes to win contests. Isn't an election a contest?"
"I'll check," he replied, and he magicked up a current set of 'Da Rules'. He opened the first page, and gasped. "Dis cannot be!"
"What cannot be?" asked Tootie.
He showed them, and written across the first page in pen was the words, "None of these Rules apply to any wish made by Mister Crocker!"
"Wow, that sounds like something I would have tried," said Timmy.
"HELLO!" snapped Jorgen, "You tried that A LOT!"
"Now is not the time to be finger pointing, Jorgen!"
"I don't know a better time."
"Let's move on!" said Timmy waving his hands forward, "Call up Fairy World and find out what the situation with the Anti-Fairies is!"
So he put the head of his wand to his ear and waited. "Yeah, this is Jorgen van Strange." Pause. "I can't explain where I've been for the last 20 years right now." Pause. "I am aware of that now!" Pause. "Calm down and just tell me what's going on with the Anti-Fairies already!" Pause. "Alright, at least that's good news." Pause. "Yes, I'll return to Fairy World as soon as I take care of a few small matters down on Earth."
"What's the deal?" asked Timmy.
"The Anti-Fairies never escaped thanks to some guy who shall not be named *cough* Timmy Turner *cough*," he said, "so Mister Crocker never found out about them."
"I said it's not the time for finger pointing!"
"Fine!"
"What about Wanda and Cosmo?"
He poofed up a book and said, "They still serve Mister Crocker."
"Isn't he way to old?"
"HELLO! He changed 'Da Rules'?"
"Okay, fine! What about Poof and Foop?"
"Never happened."
"What?!" asked Foop, "My magnificence?!.."
"Never happened!"
"This is an outrage!"
"You're lucky I was able to get you out of the Wish Nulification Zone at all! Now shut it!"
"What about us?" asked Tootie.
Jorgen glanced through another book. "Nope," he said firmly, "None of you ever lived."
"What about my Mom and Dad?" asked Timmy.
"According to this, Timmy's Dad is Mister Crocker's full time boot licker, and Timmy's Mom is... uh... well... er..."
"Spit it out already!"
"Timmy's Mom is Mister Crocker's full time sex slave!"
"What da what?!"
"She's already had four children by him!"
Timmy fell into spasms and keeled over.
"I'll fix this!" said Tootie as she leaned over and kissed Timmy on the lips.
Timmy began to flail his arms around as he came to again.
"I don't care what happens to me," said Tina, "as long as... MMMPPPHH!"
But Vicky hushed her with a kiss to her lips. A hot deep kiss with tongue.
"Yuck!" said Timmy and Tootie as one.
"I'd tell you two to get a room," said Jorgen, "but you have no ID to rent one with!"
"This can't be allowed to stand!" said Timmy, "What about the Wish Court?"
"No one has filed a complaint against Crocker!"
"Well we have to choices," said Timmy softly, "We either drag Crocker before the Wish Court and have all of his wishes nullified, or we go to the Anti-Cosmo and try to talk him into wishing things back to normal."
"WISH COURT!" blurt out Jorgen faster than Timmy had even heard him jump.
Jorgen raised his wand, and *POOF*.
Timmy, Tina, Vicky, Tootie Poof and Foop found themselves in Wish Court. For once, Timmy was in the stands and not on trial. It was Mister Crocker's turn to be on trial. Jorgen was taking his place as the head of the prosecution. He apparently was taking a few minutes to go over the evidence set out against Mister Crocker.
"Wanda! Cosmo!" called Timmy down to them as he held onto Poof.
The two of them flew up and asked, "Who are you? Where the heck did you get a fairy baby?"
"I'm Timmy Turner," he said, "and until a few days ago, you were MY Fairy Godparents, and this was YOUR SON."
"What have you been smoking?" asked Wanda.
"Not smoked," he said, "Wished!"
"Don't forget about me!" snarled Foop.
"What the heck is that?" asked Cosmo.
"Foop!" said Timmy, "The Anti-Fairy created when I wished for Poof!"
"Should be called Anti-Poof then?"
"What's in a name?!" shouted Foop.
"This just stinks," observed Wanda.
"So who's the hot babe and the creepy babysitter?" asked Cosmo blightly.
"Long story," he said, "But this is Tina Turner, the older sister I wished for who used to be me, and Icky Vicky, the woman she fell in love with."
"I could have said that!" snarled Vicky, "Little twerp!"
"Honey!" snapped Tina, "Be nice!"
"Sorry honey," said Vicky suddenly more meek.
"Look," said Timmy, "Since Wanda and Cosmo aren't my Fairy Godparents, right now, I can tell you that ALL of the adventures I had with them happened because of YOU!"
"Me?!"
"Yes," he said firmly, "You made me so miserable that the Fairies had to assign Wanda and Cosmo as my Fairy Godparents!"
"Rotten twerp!" she snarled, "I should... MMMPPPHHH!"
It was Tina's turn to cut off Vicky with a kiss to the lips.
"THE COURT HAS REACHED A VERDICT!" said the hooded figures behind the bench.
"That was sift justice," muttered Timmy.
"MISTER CROCKER," they said, "WE FIND YOU GUILTY OF ABUSING THE RULES! ALL OF YOUR WISHES SHALL BE NULLIFIED, AND TIME WILL BE RESTORED!"
"NO FAIR!" screamed Crocker.
"Tough brownies!" answered Jorgen.
They raised their collective hands, and Mister Crocker vanished.
"What will happen to him?" asked Timmy.
"HE WILL GO BACK TO BEING A CRAZY TEACHER WITHOUT FAIRIES, OR ANY MEMORY OF HAVING FAIRIES!"
Wanda and Cosmo looked around as if awakening from a dream, and shouted "POOF!" Then they looked around some more and shouted "PIFF!"
"POOF!" shouted Poof as he rushed over to their arms. Another fairy baby that Timmy had never seen before also rushed over to their arms.
An evil looking girl shaped like some strange diamond appeared next to Foop, and said "I'll get you yet, little Piff! And your little Fairy Dog too!"
"Well Ffip," said Foop, "Shall we destroy them together?"
"You better not double cross me this time!" answered Ffip.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Jorgen, "This is wrong!"
"WHAT IS?" asked the Court.
"Timmy Turner only wished for ONE baby!" he asked, "WHY ARE THERE TWO?!"
"BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE OFFICIAL WISH RECORD SHOWS!"
"What about me and Vicky?" asked Tina.
"YOU'RE TIMMY'S OLDER SISTER AND VICKY IS YOU LOVER," they answered, "WHO IS STILL ICKY."
"HEY!" shouted Vicky.
"SINCE YOU ARE TIMMY'S OLDER SISTER AND SUBJECT TO HIS ENEMIES, YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A FIARY GODPARENT OF YOUR OWN EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE TECHNICALLY TOO OLD TO HAVE ONE. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SHARE THIS KNOWLEDGE WITH VICKY, OTHERWISE THE RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST. WE MEAN THE FAIRY GODPARENTS, NOT THE ONE WITH ICKY VICKY."
"According to this, your Fairy Godparents are... Juandissimo Magnifico and Blonda Fairywinkle?!"
The two fairies appeared next to Tina, and Juandissimo looked over Tina as he said, "Heeelllooo there, beautiful!" He flexed and ripped off his shirt, poofed it back, and repeated the process a few more times.
Vicky's eye burned as she grabbed him by the ear, and snarled, "SHE'S MINE! LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE, DON JUAN!"
"Of course, senorita," he said, "of course! I'm just showing her what kind of great deal she's getting with me!"
"I'M STILL KEEPING MY EYES ON YOU, ROMEO!"
"Vicky!" she said, "Just calm down!" She slipped up behind Vicky and groped her breasts with both hands.
"Okay sweetie," gulped Vicky quietly.
"Please tell me I still have Wanda, Cosmo and Poof," said Timmy.
"NO," they replied.
Timmy looked crushed.
"YOU HAVE WANDA, COSMO, POOF, PIFF, AND SOME FAIRY DOG NAMED SPARKY."
"AWESOME!"
So Tina became Timmy's older sister and lived with Timmy, Timmy's Mom, and Timmy's Dad until she married Vicky, and the two of them could afford to live together on their own. And no one ever quite figured out where Piff and Ffip came from, so they just lived with it. Eventually, Timmy wished his mother was pregnant again, and she gave birth to a little boy and a little girl, who were almost automatically considered the Godchildren of Cosmo and Wanda as well. Cosmo and Wanda had sex as humans again, and she gave birth to a half human, half fairy girl all their own. But that's another story in and of itself...
Timmy is an average kid
that no one understands.
Mom and Dad and Crocker always giving him commands
(Crocker): Homework!
The doom and gloom up in his room
is broken instantly
by his magic little fish,
they grant his every wish cuz in reality
they are his Oddparents
fairly Oddparents
(Wanda): Human sex!
(Cosmo): Babies next!
Oddparents, fairly odd parents
Older sister, babysitter, deep fried fritter!
(Timmy):rubberband, candy land, bad apple, marriage chapel, giant krait, fishing bait, large fries, chocolate shake!
Oddparents, fairly odd parents
it flips your lid when you are the kid with fairly oddparents!
(Crocker): FAIRY GODPARENTS!