Rapist at Large
"Ok Doc, you got me out of bed with this so what's so special about the victim that couldn't wait until morning?" Doc replied, "You know that the victim was found bound over a fence rail tied hand and foot by pantyhose but, did you know the crotch of the pantyhose she was bound with was encrusted with semen" The detective looked at the ceiling and sighed, "So?" "Well, when we tested the semen we found that it wasn't human. It was camel semen." "But Doc, There isn't a camel within a thousand miles of here." "Not my problem." Doc replied as he hung up the phone. The detective was left wondering just what Joe had been up to since he had lost his job as spokesanimal for cigarettes.