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Frequently
Asked Questions |
| Q: Are you really a writer? | A: Well, shucks, I've really written, so in that regard, yes I am. But what I think the question really means is: Do I write professionally. And to that I must say, no. I read once where a famous writer described professional writing this way: You become a writer the same way you become a prostitute: First you do it for love... then for just a few friends, and finally for money. I am still doing it for just a few friends... |
| Q: Are the stories true? | A: Some are, some aren't. But all have been altered to make them fit into the story I was trying to tell. |
| Q: Have you ever met anyone who read your stories and wrote to you | A: Yes. But you have to remember that many of these stories were written for someone. So it is pretty natural to meet them afterwards. |
| Q: How did you get started? | A: I got started when I was in a very bad marriage. I had a wife who enjoyed with-holding sex as an emotional weapon. Frustrated, I discovered AOL. This was the early days -- even before they had a Microsoft interface. I found many women who were similarly frustrated, and we had quite a lot of fun. Many of the women were very creative and intelligent. This was the days before everyone had a scanner and a digital camera. It was all words and imagination... and we had plenty of both. My writing ability made me a Don Juan of AOL in those days -- a very unique experience for me. |
| Q: Are you still married? | A: Not to her. |
| Q: Does your wife know about your stories? | A: My wife is in some of my stories. |
| Q: Do you ever get aroused when you are writing your stories? | A: Always |
| Q: Do you even get aroused when someone writes to you about your stories? | A: Only if they liked them |
| Q: What do you look like? | A: Pretty much like the guy in most of the stories -- but through the glamour lense of a writer, of course. I am content with the way I look, though I never turn heads when I walk in a room. I'm used to that by now... |
| Q: Are you a breast man, or a leg man? | A: Why should I choose? Every woman I have been with has had both. Or should I say, all four :-) |