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   This is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to any real person, living
or dead, or any place, is purely coincidental.

   This work of fiction is based upon the characters in the TV drama "E.R."
No infringment of any kind is intended, this is for fun only.

   For followers of E.R., this story is based (very loosely) on the episode
"Secrets & Lies" and the series timeline that follows it.

   Chapter 2.

   SUSAN

   I was on the next day, as were all the others.  I wore the plug belt to
work.  Kari couldn't look either of us in the eye; & she was walking a
little bow-legged.  Bridgette must have loosened her ass up big-time.  Abby
& I tried to avoid the subject, to no avail.  John was of course hitting on
Abby, as was Lucha.  Abby, everyone's favorite whore.  (Well...)

   In the lounge..."The boys are sniffing around, I see." "Boys will be
boys." "And girls will be?..." "Fill in the blank." "I see...and which
blank would that be?" She burst into giggles.  "I don't know about you; but
my answer would be 'all of them'." "Don't get me started.  You don't want
to know what my answer would be." "Oh, but I do..." "Who's gotten into
you?" "Nobody but me...yet.  Speaking of which...are you seeing Bridgette?"
"Not yet.  HEY!" "Ditto.  Although, I think Kari has!" "No kidding.  She's
walking like she got butt-fucked with a corncob; which is saying something
for a woman who uses one crutch all the time.' 'Well, she needed...opening
up!"

   "Who does?" Carter had just walked in.  Abby & I looked at each other,
giggled, & skedaddled.  Lucha was coming in.  From the desk, I could hear
them in the lounge doorway.  Lucha asked Carter, "What's with them?" "I
don't know; but they've been acting wierd ever since that hooker came in."
"Women.  They're wonderful creatures; but they can more easily find a
replacement for you or me.  We couldn't replace them so easily." "Look
who's talking, Mr.  Schtup-em in a private exam-room." "Hah.  Back at you,
moneybags.  Flash a wad, & they're all over you." "At least I'm more
discreet." "SURE you are.  Everybody knew when you & that blonde were
making it when you were still in med school.  You both came in late & half
dressed." "Pure coincidence.  Can't prove a thing." "A lady lab tech begs
to differ." "Izzat so?" Men.  Huh.  Boys is more like it.  Well, at least
they're friends; which is saying something for two guys after the same
girl. Competition?  Forget friendship.  They'll...yeah, yeah, yeah.

   "Are they still at it?" Abby whispered in my ear.  "Uh-huh." "Boys."
"Took the word right out of my mouth." "I've got one you've got to see."
"What is it?" "Not here." Abby led me to Curtain 4, where a slight blonde
who could have been Cameron Diaz's clone lay on her stomach, wrapped in a
robe.  "Hi, I'm Dr.  Lewis.  What seems to be the problem?" "Well,...It's
stuck.." "What's stuck?" (Dared I ask where?) "This.." She flipped up the
tail of her robe to reveal...the balls of a dildo like the one Abby had
claimed from Bridgette's bag!  Nestled snugly in her butt!  "It went in
REALLY well...but, I can't get it out!  And I'm a little afraid to try,"
she whispered in a breathy, little girl-like voice.  "Just one moment, ok?"
I asked.  "Sure."

   Abby & I stepped outside the curtain, looked at each other....& almost
couldn't help ourselves.  "I hope you don't have that problem!" I told her.
"Ohh, shh.  I haven't used it...yet!" "Waiting for Bridgette to show you
how?" "Mm-hmm.  Kari!  Hi!" She'd snuck up without our noticing.  "What's
up, you two?" "Sure you wanna know?" I asked back.  "What's back there?" "A
patient." "Need an assist?" "Kari...only if you're sure..." "Sure of
...What!" Kari'd opened the curtain.  "Excuse me, miss." "No problem," the
patient replied.  Closing it again, Kari asked "Is it just me; or has this
city gone up it's ass?" A: "It's not just you...is it?" K: "Waiting for
your turns, huh?" Me: "One at a time." A: "Two, three, four, ..all through
the back door!" Me: "One at a time...for now!" We all giggled.  Me: "She's
changed you." K: "Yes, she did me some good." A: "I can't wait..." K: "For
what, Abby?" A: "For who..." K: " Don't get me started.  I'll pry that out
of her & put it up YOUR ass!" "Mine, too?" I asked.  "You two better see
Bridgette, FAST!" she shot back.  Me: "Ahum...speaking of seeing..." K: "I
suppose we should..." A: "I dunno..." Me: "Wouldn't you miss it?" "I know I
will!" the patient called.  We reddened as all three of us stepped behind
the curtain.  "Sorry to take so long," I said.  "No problem.  I can see I'm
in...experienced hands!" SPANK!  Kari swatted her wiggly butt once. 
"DON'T...get us started!  Abby...lubes...now." She went to get some.  Kari
was all business again.  Abby returned...we greased...the patient's bottom
eased...SCHLOOOOOPP!!  And out that glorious rod came.  "Oh, wind whistling
through me," Cameron's clone remarked.  K: "You enjoyed that too much. 
And,...we're being influenced by our own full moons right now.  You should
go before we change our minds." The patient wrapped herself back up in her
robe, grabbed her bag, pulled out a towel, and wrapped that dildo meat up.
"Where's the bathroom?" she asked.  A: "Just down the hall." POOF!  Cam's
clone was outta there.  "What is going up around here?" I asked.  "I..." A:
"Susan!" "Who said Susan's not into freudian slips?" said Kari.  "There you
are." Lucha's voice.  With a "Hi, you!", Abby jumped in his arms & tongued
his tonsils.  "Wooo...Abby...I need a cigarette.  More than one.  Is it me,
or is something going around?  There's a patient in Curtain 2 who wants a
woman doctor.  She won't say why." "AGAIN?!?" said Abby.  "If it's..." L:
"Ladies, something VERY wierd is going on around here.  If you need any
men..." "Lucha's got the freudian slips!" Abby called out.  "You gave them
to him!" I rejoined.  "No, I didn't" she shot back.  "You've got them.  How
could I give them to him?" Lucha FLED.

   "I think we scared him!" I commented.  K: "Naw.  Three little girls? 
Scare that man?" "Don't worry; I can handle him," Abby came back.  "Dibs on
John!" I said.  "No, he's mine!" "You can't have them both!" K: "Why not?
We're all calling dibs on each other..." Abby pulled out her cell phone &
spoke without dialing.  "Hello, Bridgette?  How about tonight?" "Hey, my
turn!" I told her.  K: "Later, you two.  C'mon..."

   In Curtain 2: K: "What seems to be the problem?" P: "I can't..." Me:
"Can't what?" P: "It's too embarassing..." K: "We're souls of discretion."
P: "I was playing..."
The patient was barely 18, short, raven-haired, & so...delicious...down,

Susan....  K: "Go on." P: "Do they need to be here?" K: "I know it's
personal, we're just all
together today because wierd things are going on; and it's better to

travel in packs." P: "Like what wierd things?" K: "Like, what can't..." "I
was...masturbating...and it went all the way up...." Me: "What did?  And
Where?" P: "It's not supposed to do that, is it?  The base is supposed to
keep it in between...." K: "Okay, I think we've got the idea; but we need
the full picture.  Abby, bring in the portable x-ray, would you please?"
Abby wheeled in the machine, & took three pics of the patient's groin. 
Sure enough, the x-rays showed a medium sized butt plug in her rectum,
halfway in between her lower & upper sphincters.  "If I see one more
patient with something stuck up her rear end, I'm NOT going to be
responsible for what happens!" Kari remarked.  "Anal-ysis: Kari's HORNY!"
Abby piped up.  "Look who's talking!" Kari shot back.  "Taking the fifth,
your honor!" Abby rejoined.  "That's my line!" I said.  "What is going on
around here?" "Full Moon!" Kari & Abby said together.  "Awww...that's
terrible!" I said.  A: "It's the truth!" K: "That's what we'll tell
everyone." A: "I wonder who'll get it?" Me: "The joke, or ..." K: "Susan,
now THAT'S terrible!  Okay, who's..." Me: "Rock, Paper, Scissors." A: "Not
scissors!  That'd HURT!" K: "Alright,wise up, you two.  One..two..shoot."
We were all rock.  A: 'Fun for all!" Me: "The patient'll never be the
same!" We went back in.  K: "Okay, Terri, [patient's name was Terri] the
plug's gone about halfway up your rectum.  Can you try and push it out?" "I
tried; but I ended up pulling it farther in," she replied.  K: "Okay, you
may not like this too much; but we're going to have to...reach up there and
remove it manually." "You're going to fist me?" Terri asked.  The three of
us looked at each other.  W...T...F....  "I woldn't put it like that..."
Kari replied.  SPROING!  Terri was on her hands & knees.  K: "Abby, would
you do the honors?" A: "Nurses first, right?" SNAP!  Abby pulled on a
rubber glove.  I went out, found socks with the scrubs, went back, & gagged
Terri with one.  Abby had lubed up...  "Okay, Terri, breathe...."
"OWOOOMMMM!!!!" Terri groaned through her gag as Abby angled her fingers
in....she balled her fist...SCHOOOMP!!!  "!!!!!!!!!!!" Abby handballed the
patient a few times & pulled out.  "I can't quite reach it.  Susan, would
you try, please?" "My pleasure." Glove.  SNAP!  Lube... 
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Terri reared forward as my fist flared her
fundamental orifice open; then she tightened up around me.  Oh, she wanted
it.  all right.  She acted like she was pulling off; but she milked my fist
as hard as she could.  Kari looked at me.  Okay.  POP!  "OMMMMM!!" "Too far
for my little hand.  Kari?" Kari opened her right up, moved
upward..."Easy....there it is...breathe...." "!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kari slid out
with a loud PLOOOOPP!!  "We got it." "You guys were great!  Thank you." We
got out of there.

   A: "I don't know about you guys; but I'm gonna pop!  What time is it?"
K:
"Four." "I'm off." Me: "Lucky.  I'm here until eight." K: "I'm going to

lunch.  I need....food..." "After your hand's been up someone's ass?" I
asked.  "I'll scrub first," she replied.  "Besides..." she beckoned us
closer...."Sex makes me hungry." "OHHHHHH.....THAT'S terrible!" I groaned.
"What is?" Curious Carter, here he comes again!  "Noneya," I replied.  "I
see.  You don't want to tell me, do you?" he asked as he turned to whisper
in Abby's ear." "Well..." "You can tell me..." Dirty Lucha, always right
behind.  (We didn't call him Filthy, that gag wouldn't fly around here.) A:
"Nope.  Sorry, boys.  Better luck next time." L: "You know, Carter, we need
to find new girls." C: "Speak for yourself." "Oh, don't start THAT again!"
I said.  "Kari?  A burger?" "What kind?" she replied.  "Don't YOU start!"
We walked over to Doc Magoo's.  Abby left, talking on her cell phone. 
"She's in for an education." "Tell me about it," I replied.  And, she did!

   ABBY

   OHHH...MG, WHAT A DAY!  Eight hours, and it seemed like haf the county
came in with something stuck up their butts.  Kari came in obviously reamed
out...and I'd be willing to bet Susan had that buttplug belt on all day. 
Susan's there for a while...  "Hello, Bridgette?  Abby....You wouldn't
believe this day...I'm so in need I'm gonna bust!" I ran all the way over.
I'm usually not that excitable, but...



   BLAM!  "Whoa!  Easy, Abby....MMFF...Don't you want a drink, first?" "I'm
on the wagon...and my motor is already in 3rd gear...helped to
unclog...Cameron Diaz's clone...had a copy of the dick I kept...stuffed all
the way...up her ass...mmm....so good...could suck on these lips all
day....she wanted us to pull it out...so she could get her rocks
off....Kari was having to REALLY control herself...then...little barely
legal raven head...with a buttplug sucked in halfway to her 's'
curve...wanted us to fist her taking it out....all three of us
did....OHHHHGOD I'm itchy...been giving all day...I need some, too!" "Have
you tried my purple vibrator yet?" "I got my own...tried it that same
day...it's WONderful...if I had a way...to ride it hands free...." "Not to
worry...there'll be someone to wear it for you...." SCHUMP!  OOOWOOO!! 
"Hold that up there while I put my new one on...tonight, your anal training
begins!" "Oh, yes!  That's what I wanted to hear!  Fuck my ass until I'm
permanently loose!" She returned momentarily...."Ready?" Am I ever...POP!
Ohyea...plug's out...grease me up...that's it...smear that vaseline in
me...OOH...OOHHOOHHH....OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She
turned the vibrator on 'high' &
mounted...RAHHH...RAHHMMITTT...FUCKIT...fuck me....fuck my ass....stuff me
good....so good...up my butt....ohyeah...ohhhhh............  I got lost in
my head as she fucked my turd tube...splooged my shit...that prong shaking
& beating a tattoo against my rectal walls....waves of spastic pleasure
reverberating....echoing....thundering through my anus as lightning
pleasure arced through my every erogenous nerve ending...she was going to
short me out!  OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA
BLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  A huge bolt of orgasm shot
up my behind!  AAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brain blew like a TV tube.

   I remembered coming around as she continued to endlessly torment my
tush, having switched off the vibrations so I could hang onto the bole &
concentrate on the pumping...sheating...pleasurably delicious prick plowing
up my poopchute...stroking...filling....so good....  I nattered, moaned,
groaned, & howled as Bridgette ceaselessly battered my behind to new
heights of shitty ecstasy....drilling that dick in my dirt....splooging my
shit & mining it out with her muscle missile....battering
harder...displacing everything already up there....cramming deep in my
crappy channel...my bowels gurgled & rumbled...they wanted to move...air &
shit demanding exit...  "Oh, Bridgette...Ohbridgette...gonna come...gonna
blow....gonna shit...gonna shit all over your dick.....fuck me...gonnna
blast...." "Going to come, Abby?  Come in your ass?  Want me to make you
come in your ass?  You want an anal orgasm, don't you?"
Banging...banging....bangbangbangupmybutthole...."Say it.  Say it, Abby.  I
want to come in my ass." "I want to come in my ass!" "I want to come in my
ass." "OOHHHHIWANNACOMEINMYASSSMISTRESSPLEASE! 
NOTALKINGMOREFUCKING!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YEEEEEEEEEEAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT
TT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My bowels
erupted....SO....GREEEaaaaaaaaattttttttt......

   SLAP SLAP SLAP.  "Wake up, slut." Huh?  SPANK SPANK SPANK.  "Wake up,
Abby.  You're not done yet." Done with...wind...in my ass...WOOOO!!!  I sat
bolt upright.  "Ohh....you're good...I've NEVER worked anyone over so
hard....well, except for Kari; but she doesn't come like that!  I stayed up
your ass almost three hours & you devoured every second!" "I'm wiped
out....' "Ohh, no you don't.  Training's just begun.  While you're sloppy &
gaping, you're going to learn how to dilate, accomodate a widebody dick, &
then learn to go HIGH!  I hope you're not on shift tomorrow." "No, I'm off
for 48.  You know how the hours go." "S'why I'm a domme & not a shrink
anymore.  Too many hours on call.  Up." "Uhhh...." "Up, bitch." SWAT!  A
not ungentle kick at my hiney.  "Hey!!" "Wanna be a bitch, you get what you
want.  Verbally abused & reamed out.  UP!" YANK!  "OOWWWW!  I'm up!  I'm
up!" "Come with me." She led me to a...what a playroom! 
Benches...swings...restraining rigs...fuck pistons...and the fake dicks! 
Big!  HUGE!  Long ones!  "Holy cow!" BLAM!  A fist to the head. 
Stunned...came around moments later to find she'd managed to get me into a
sling.  Two feet off the floor, my legs in fur-lined leather cuffs with my
ankles lifted high....wrists in similar cuffs over my head, as I lay on my
back...blindfolded..."Don't worry, Abby, I just dazed you to get you in the
rig.  I don't hurt those who don't want to be.  Now, for your next lesson,
dilation & acommodation.  Sphincter training.  You got an inflate-a-dick,
didn't you?  You'll love this..." Ooo..OOO....NNNyyerrrggghhHHHH....unable
to move, I couldn't resist the rubber invader that pressured me for entry
into my bottom...stretching...there it...GOES!!  IT FIT...and slid
upward....  a good 9" filled my fanny...it
grew...GREW...GREWWW!!OHHHHMIIGGOOODDDDD SOBIG!!!  "Now, just hold that,
Abby." Hold it?  How can I?  Too...BIGG..OOHH...SO..FULL...WON'T PUSH
OUT...guess I will, won't I?  Just relax your muscles, Abby...love
it...that's it, Abby...you can enjoy it...MMMPPPHHH....  my butt's so
full...a guy couldn't do this!  OOOOHHOHHWOWWW...squeeze...OOWWOOO!!!  Grew
bigger inside...held it awhile...how long's it been up there?  "Ohhh,
Luuuu-chhaaaa!!!  Bet you wish you could do this, don't you?  You'll never
fill my butt THIS good!" "No, he sure wouldn't!" Bridgette took off my
blindfold...a mirror over the rig..."HOLY COW!  SO BIG UP MY BUTT!" "Looks
huge, doesn't it?  Wait one...second...." SSSCHHLLLUUUPPPP!!!!!!! 
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHOAAA!!!  DON'T do THAT again!
The bigger it is, the more I want it to stay!  My sphincter slammed shut
hard!" "See how much was up there?" "Hooo..leee..." "Next!" "OWOOOHHH-OH!
OH OH!  OWOH-OH!" I howled in wondrous torment as a replica of my 15" x 6"
super smooth & flexible slid up my anal tract through a tube of vaseline
that was greased all over it's bole.  I could only lay there as it was
hydraulically hammered so humping horrendously great up my hiney...I
couldn't think...I couldn't come...I was so...FULLL!!!  Banging my bottom
full...deep up my butt....I howled to Ohio & back through a lifetime....it
went from slamming & banging to slipping & slopping almost TOO easily...How
many times had I blown my butt, anyway?  Felt like all the lube & shit was
leaking out...it kept slipping up...sliding out...slipping...sliding...had
enough of this one...need..."Baby, I'm loose & sloppy...what else ya got?"
"Well, lots of stuff, butt most of which is similar to what you're
riding..." "What about..." "It's not got the girth..." "But the
depth....you promised...I've seen it twice...I wanna feel it up there!" You
want that foot & a half rambone ALL the way up your bottom?" "Want?  I
NEED, baby!  Stuff it up me!" "You asked for it!" She wheeled it up on a
portable penetrator....stopped the super smooth's machine & pulled it out &
away....pulled the rambone's flexible, hanging, meaty head up & inserted it
into my gaping ass chasm...when about 6" was snaked up my shithole, she
switched it on...it
began...slloooowwwwwllllyyyyy.....ssssslllllliiiiittthhheeerrrrrrriiinnnnng
gggggg......ooo OOOOOHHHHH.....opening my upper sphincter...on rails of
vaseline that mighty megapenis curved to my colon's demands & slid
upward...sooOOO...FUUULLLL.....feel...impaled....on
this....monster.....rocket....cock......down.....uuuuHHHUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!.
..DOOOW WWNNNNN......UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP..........DOOOOOOWWW
WWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN..............UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OHMY....HOHMI....OHMIASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!OH-OH!OWOH-O
H!  OHHHHHSHESMURDERINGMYASSWITHTHISTHING!WhatIwantedILLLOOOOO
VVVVVVVVVEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!MAXIMUMANALFULLFILLMENT!TIME....TOOOO....CCCCCCCCOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!! 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  My mind blasted into complete
delirium...my body took it over & wrapped my entire being around that
ultra-sized fudge packer as I became my anal
passage....pounding....filling.....knowing nothing but that mighty shit
snake torturing my entire tush from colon to buttocks & back again....the
pounding drove.....drove....tunnellled.....faster....FASTER.....warping
through meee........rocketing.....my bowels rumbled........gonna
come.....nuclear assgasm
approachiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOONNNNAA
A BLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  A
mushroom cloud rose before my eyes as my rectal rocket lifted me up...to
the moon...past it...faster.....soaring out....of the .....solar
system.......into.....WARRRRRPPPPP.........SSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCC
CCEEEEE.......................I remember separating...into component
atoms.....vapors.......whadda
waytagooooooooooooooooooooo.............................................

   "Abby...." "Huh?" "ABBY.  Wake up." "Bridg?" "Girl....  I didn't think
anyone could ride that for long...but you did it!  Kari took it for ten
minutes....you rode it for 20!  On a bole this big, that's an eternity. 
Now...hold still...." SCHUMP!  PFF...PFFF..."That expanding buttplug will
seal you up so you don't leak all over yourself." I got up, my energy
returning, & dressed.  On my way out...  "Tell Susan to call me...soon...&
use your rambone on yourself & on Kari; but carefully."
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-------------------------------- KARI

   At Doc Magoo's, the two of us acted like nervous schoolgirls.  We knew
what was going to happen, and we wanted it; but we didn't know where to
start.  It scared us a little, too.  Our working relationship was going to
be forever changed.  But, we weren't getting emotional.  It should be just
about fun...hot...dirty...nasty...fucking...

   I said to Susan, "You have been so under control all day.  How do you do
it?" "You?  Ms Control Freak of the ER?  Wondering how I do it?" "I could
barely control myself.  Bridgette awakened something....an outrageous
hunger...all those people...coming in with everything but the kitchen sink
up their bottoms...practically all but coming out & saying "Fuck my ass
with this, doctor!  Fuck me, please!" Bridgette got that big bole..."
"Kari! You didn't!" "I did!  I took every wonderful inch up my bottom &
died happy!" "Ooohhhh...." Susan squirmed in her seat.  "I wanted so bad to
just climb on that Cameron clone & just bang her raw." "You're not the only
one!  It took every ounce of restraint that I had!  And you...miss "we'll
have to pull the plug out manually"...you let us fist fuck that
sweet...delicious...young thing!  She's well on her way to joining the anal
lesbian corps." "What's wrong with that?  We're already there." "Maybe you
are..." "Susan..." !?!  Susan?  You just took my hand!  What's going on
here?  "Ever since Bridgette walked into our ER, our asses have been up in
the air & begging to be bored into.  What did you do the last two nights?"
"Well...." "I saw you at the store, & heard you on the phone with
Bridgette. You knew I was there....  you couldn't stop thinking about it,
could you?  All those toys...her...me...& you got a copy of that dildo that
you practically invited me with & used it.  Sat on them all night, didn't
you?" "Two things..." "I'm listening..." "One...John put that wonderful
dildo in your locker, not me." "It is delicious up the butt, isn't it?" "It
sure is.  Hey!!" "Gotcha!" "Ohhh....you're gonna pay for that!" "My
bottom's willing to make payment, anytime.  How'd you know John did it?"
"He used to have that locker, remember?" "Sonofa...and I never changed the
combination.  I'll have to figure out a way to say "Thank you, up yours
too, stud!" "He gets the next sweet young thing with something stuck up
there...  let him sweat it out!  He's afraid of anal.  Abby says he's never
done it to her, or to anybody." "And two?" "I did all that yesterday while
I was off!" "What!" "John came over the night before & we fucked like
bunnies until he went back on." "One thing about fucking with friends, no
strings...no shuttle cocks!" "Huh?!?  Shuttlecocks?" "John's shuttling
between you & Abby, Abby's shuttling between John & Lucha, both of them
want her, John can't make up his mind between you & her, that triangle's
halfway to a love square!  Only, you're not fucking Lucha, & he & John
would never...." "There's me & Abby..." "You & she'll be fucking soon
enough.  She's being fucked by Bridgette right now; what do you want to
bet?" "Now?  It's not even been 30 minutes!" "Any minute now, then." "That,
I'll believe." "And you're up next.  You & I, her & I while you're with
Bridgette, you two, the three of us, the four of us, the possibilities are
endless!  The four of you are halfway to a love square.  You can do better.
Love's got too many hangups.  You're crazy about John; but you've still got
feelings for Mark, & he's with Elizabeth..." "Kari...stop...before I..."
"I'm sorry.  I...." "I know you didn't mean anything by it. 
It's...just..." Damn.  I'd made her cry.  I didn't want to do that.  "Damn
it, Kari; haven't you ever been in love?" "I've never been 100% sure."
"Maybe...It's just as well.  It's hard watching him slip away...I want to
turn back the clock, to never have left...maybe we'd still be together...it
could have been me....he could have been mine until the end...How can I
stand by on the sidelines & watch him die in someone else's arms?" She
broke.  I slid over..."It'll be all right, Susan..." "NO, it WON'T!" she
wailed.  "All I can do is try & forget, & go on." "Elizabeth has to, too,
you know." "I know.  That's the only comfort, not having to recover from
THAT much pain.  You're right...love's got too many hangups.  Sex on its
own would be better." "A-men!" "Back to work!"

   After shift...about nine...

   "I thought this day would NEVER end!  Almost nine, an hour late getting
off, in more ways than one.  This town needs an enema!" The last comment, I
lowered my voice & tried to imitate Jack Nicholson.  "What?!?" Kari
exclaimed.  I tried it again.  "This town needs an enema!  Kari, didn't you
ever see BATMAN?" "Which one?" "The first movie.  Michael Keaton & Jack
Nicholson?  Jack's the Joker?  'This town needs an enema!'" She started
laughing...KKKRRZZZNNNSSKKKT!!!  I snorted,
giggled..."Awwwgghhh...Susan...too funny...you're SO right!  How many
people came in with AFBs [Anal Foreign Bodies] today?" "I don't know; but
I'm so on edge...I've NEVER had to work so hard to control myself!" "I
know! You know, for a city needing a rectal cleansing....it'd be awfully
hard to give it!" "Ohmigod, you are SO right." "Kind of hard to put a tiny
enema pipe up an already clogged poopchute!" "Clogged?  Don't you mean
STUFFED?" We rolled with laughter.  "Look at them...they must be
werewomen!" Carter!  What're you...  "Werewomen, Carter?" "Yeah, Lucha,
werewomen!  They're totally different personalities because they're under
the influence of..." "Of a full moon!" "All day...more patients, half of
them AFBs needing removal...every time, someone said it...  'Another
AFB...must be a full moon out!' Any one of them, especially THOSE two,
would say 'There's one in here, too!' Hey, Kari!  Thanks for sending that
swedish stewardess with the cargo dildo my way!" "You're welcome!  Hard to
say 'Thank You' for the one you left me..." John's face reddened.  "You had
my locker before me; who else could have done it?" He shook his head.  "I
hope you got her phone number!" I called to him.  "I couldn't hope to fill
her...needs..." "Gotcha!  Both feet, mouth, ankles, wrapped in a freudian
slip, John!" "Ohh!  You're..." "Sorry, studs; my dance card's already
booked solid!  G'night!"

   SUSAN

   "Susan, want to get a drink?" Carter called to me.  "I need a rain
check!" "You sure?" "Full moon, John!  Anything's possible!  Night!" I
tailed Kari home, though not too closely.  There's enough wierdness right
now!  If someone had told me a week ago, "Before this week is out, you'll
have a day full of anally clogged patients & a night of steamy 2-way anal
sex with Kari Weaver," I'd have called for a psych consult on that person,
stat.

   "Nice place." "Well, I like to entertain." "Like the music collection.
Wide selection of everything...from Bach...to Britney?  You?" "Anything but
rap.  Noise is not pleasing to the ears." "Aha!  I see your secret!"
"What's that?" "Your key is music.  Give you time to listen...if you went
around with cordless headphones in the ER, you'd be a lot more mellow.  You
wouldn't hear anything over the music, & wouldn't get much work done; but
you'd be a LOT more mellow." "And a shameless tramp.  I stop &
listen...earphones send the music down my spine & turn me into someone
better suited for a topless bar." She went into the kitchen for wine. 
"Your headset collection's amazing, too.  Expensive." "Classic to modern,
just like my music.  Top of the line sound, all where I can enjoy it. 
Sonys, Beyers, classic Koss and Pioneers, ...they feel sexy when you wear
them." "Sexy...interesting concept.  I can see that.  They have to feel
good, sound good, & look good...'headphone hair is a fashion no-no!'" "Who
said that?" "I don't know, some model who...I remember!  Frasier!  Peri
Gilpin?  "I can't flirt my way out of a ticket with headphone hair!" "True.
Cheers." Mmh...  "Good wine!" "A friend gives me a bottle every now & then.
An old Italian friend who thinks he owes me more than he does.  Italians
love food & wine.  And, in Chicago..." "Oohhh...[Gasp} Is this...?"
"Homemade Italian Red.  Aged two weeks if it's a day." "Wow...Mmm...Better
than you'd get for $200 at the Filigree!" "That's...why." "Only the best!:

   Somehow, chatting segued to kissing...how'd we do that?  The itch was
rising..."Kari...I gotta know...which one would you rather have
done...Cameron Diaz's clone, or the swedish stewardess?" "What?!?" "I
thought so.  Revenge my horny ass, you sent that stewardess to John because
you wouldn't have been able to control yourself.  A hot-bodied swedish
bitch gets dragged in from O'Hare because she tried to smuggle nearly three
keys of cocaine through customs in dozens of rubber boluses hadden in a
half hollowed out super-dildo just like the one you & Abby adore so much,
19" long, 4 almost 5" wide in seriously dilating diameter, inserted fully
into her rectum; and YOU, of all people, couldn't care less. 
You....wanted...so bad...to take her in a private treatment room &
fuck...her...bowlegged.  C'mon, admit it.  I know I would have.  "Would
you? You haven't even gotten NEAR that size yet." "And YOU haven't?"
"OHHHHHHHH....It makes you insane, it's so great.  "Lucky." "You're
jealous! If you were the first one off; you'd be the one on your hands &
knees with a similar giant cock working it's way up your rear end in
Bridgette's rumpus room." "Rumpus room?  Lucky you.  Lucky Abby." "You'll
get your turn." "Yeah, well I need a substitute." "Follow me."

   In her bedroom, all purples & whites...."Nice...OwooOOPH!"
"Susan...you're such a tease...keeping me waiting...." "Keeping YOU
waiting! Who's the bottom, tonight, and you're waiting." "Mmm...Mmm...Oh
Susan." I got up, stripped...."Kar-rii!!  Want somma this?" I flopped on
the bed.  "Get in me, bitch.  Fuck my ass until I'm sloppy & loose." "Be
careful what you wish for.  First, heat ME up." Kari'd gotten out the
purple strap-on & three double headed dildos.  "Fuck ME." "Me?  Up Kari
Weaver's ass?" "You want to, don't you?  You hate me.  I'm a bitch.  You
want to rape me & hurt me because I'm a big pain in your ass & in everyone
else's.  Treat me like the bitch I am.  Fuck me with one of these like
you're a man." "Like you said...Be careful what you wish for, bitch!" I
held her down as I grabbed for a set of four fur-lined leather cuffs she'd
laid nearby on the mattress.  Bound her hands & feet together...took a
double-header & slid it....OoohhhYeahhhh...into my pussy...straddled
Kari....spanked her crease with my dildo...and pushed in....

   She went WILD, becoming an insatiable maniac almost instantly, nattering
senselessly & crying out. 
"OhYeah!OHYEAH!FUCKMYASSSUSANFUCKME!OHYEAH!OHYEAH!OHH... 
OOHH...OOOOOHHH...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She carried on madly as I buttfucked her
hard & deep.  Then, after a while, I pulled off my end, leaving it hanging
out of her asshole.  I got the other two, slid one into her honey pot, and
the other up her rear end beside the first.  Then, grabbing the two there,
I sat on her bottom & worked the two sticking out of her into my own butt,
& somehow managed to get the one up front into my vadge.  I carefully moved
down onto my hands & knees, & backed up on her.  Kari returned the favor
obligingly...we got lost in our heads as we banged each other back to back
for heaven only knows how long.  Finally, I pulled off; I was ready to give
her more.  I pulled everything out, leaving her lolling as I strapped on
the vibrating purple monster.  I turned it on, pressed her down on her
stomach again, and she just.....went off like a bomb. 
"ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!" She just shook around that purple pooper pleasing prick & came...&
caaammmme...& CAAAMMME!! 
"oOOHHHHSUUUSSSAAANNNNIMGONNACOMMMEINMYAAAAASSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She farted a long one, milked
back, & then shit all over my dick, gushing cum & piss as she lost total
control of herself & flopped.  "OhhhmiGAWD Kari, you're GOOD.  My turn." As
she lay zonked, I undbound her, rolled her over, & took off that sloppy
dildo & strapped it on her.  Then I greased my bottom up as I waited for
Kari to return to her senses.  Finally, she came around.

   "My turn, Kari.  You're torturing me with your teasing. 
Get...In..Here!" I spread my ass open & stroked it.  "Susan...it's so
pretty...that greasy little butthole..." "Pretend I'm that swedish
stewardess.  You wanna just mount me & fuck me HARD.  Drill me, Kari.  Fuck
me up the...aaAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHH......... 
OOOOO!!!!!OH!OH-Oh!oH-Oh!OwoOHH-OH!" I howled strident "OH!"s up & down the
scale as Kari buttfucked me like I could never do to myself....tormenting
my sphincters...battering through and banging hard against my
anal-g....pulling my bottom around her pole...digging a hole in my
shit...my ass never felt so good...my clit...popping...POPPing....like
wounded
balloons...OHHmi...OHMI...OHHHHHMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDHHHHH
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It seemed like a torpedo detonated up in my
derriere...I came explosively....shitting, peeing, cumming....I blacked
out....came around....Kari was still boning my
bottom..."Ohhyeah...keepitup....don't stop...don't stop..." Kari boffed me
up my butt just about all night.  I remember glancing at the clock as we
finally fell flat on the mattress together, totally spent...around five in
the morning...GOOODDD she was so GOOD....Moments later....

   BEEP!  BEEP!  BEEP!...My pager...it's seven already?? 
RRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!  Kari's phone...."Uuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"
"Shhhhhhh!!!!" She slapped the phone's speaker switch.  "Hello." "Dr. 
Weaver." Malique's voice.  "We've got lots of casualties rolling in from a
major pile-up...twenty, at least...they're calling everyone." "I'm on my
way." I pulled out my cell phone, wouldn't do to let them know I'd heard
what Malique told Kari.  "Dr.  Lewis here...Uhhuh...Weaver just called
me...I'll be there ASAP." We ran.