Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. JENNIFER IN PARIS DISCLAIMERS This story contains the following adult content: F/F, Anal, toys, consensual/nonconsensual sex. You mus be over the age of 18 to read this. If you are not, or do not enjoy this kind of material, do not read further. THIS STORY IS A WORK OF FICTION. NO INFRINGEMENT, DEFAMATION, ETC. ETC., IS INTENDED. THE CELEBRITIES IN THIS STORY, WHILE REAL, DO NOT ACTUALLY BEHAVE IN THIS MANNER. I did, & didn't, tell the truth during that 'SNL" interview. "Is is hard to check into THE Paris Hilton?" "Yes." "Could I check into the Paris Hilton through the back door?" "No." He was asking in both general & specific terms, as if he had a chance with me. I answered only specifically. He couldn't, not in a million years. Select girls can, & do. The reason the video got out wasn't actually because my 'boyfriend' let it out; but because I arranged it. I let the video get out so I could kill a rumor that had barely been whispered, that I was a gay, hardcore, butt slut. I"m Bi, actually, butt BARELY. Guys don't do it for me. Men look like unsexy beached whales, & most don't know how to pleasure a woman. And, in the circles I move in, every man I'm seen with is a potential... whatever... to the media. I don't want to be laughed at. I had to VERY carefully orchestrate that whole 'video scandal' so everyone would believe I'm into guys & yet not offend the more moral ultra-rich who keep our coffers loaded. If it got out I'm as hardcore gay as some en-closet British royalty, I'd be finished. My own exploits, I'll just keep on paper (until it no longer matters). Everyone gets their own ideas, anyway. My favorite hobby is corrupting women who've hooked up with guys that every straight woman would absolutely DIE for. Take Jen. She's been putting out for Brad, & gladly. Even if she goes back to him; it'll never be quite the same. I've heard the stories about Madonna; but I'm not that open about my anal sluthood. Nonetheless, I admire her methods. The whole thing started innocently enough. A friend introduced us, Jen wanted an in to... it doesn't matter what, for this tale. What matters is, WHO she got into, & vice versa! I go around with guys that look good, it keeps up the appropriate image. This particular evening, my date & I had dinner with Brad & Jen, & she had him going early on. By the time we were done with the main course, Brad had his feet in his mouth up to his ankles, so to speak, after he, like all guys are SO prone to do, tried to answer a question Jen posed that NO man would EVER be able to give a woman a satisfactory answer to. We girls LOVE playing 'Catch-22' with guys, just to keep them off balance. When Brad got himself stuck in the aforementioned pose, figuratively speaking, Jen stormed out of the restaurant. I followed her out, signalling the waiter to add the bill to my account, & caught up with her. "Well, that'll keep them for a while," I remarked. Jen replied with "I just LOVE doing that to him; he always gives me new jewels or something else nice just to make it up to me. I have to try not to do that to him every time I come across something new I've got to have. Not that I couldn't just buy it on my own, I hardly need his permission for that; but it lets him think we've got an even-sided marriage." "Men. If they..." "Well, they say the same thing about us!" "In here." We ducked into a nearby club where we could be seen having a girls' night out. Much later.... "Every time I do that to Brad, I wind up kicking myself because, too often, I wanna go back & just fuck him right there. He's SOOOO... GOOOODD! I should never dis' him like that, because when I'm horny, he doesn't give me any until he gets over it. It IS a catch-22." "Well, there ARE other... options..." "I don't know.... I've..." "Haven't you ever wanted to get fucked bigger than a guy's dick can give it to you? And give it back?" "Yeah... but Brad won't put it up THERE, he's just not that kind of man. And, he'd NEVER let me do THAT to him!" "You, sister, need an alternative. Wanna feel like a WOMAN?" "Oohh... I don't know..." She demurred, & I gently worked on her as she got drunker. Finally, I agreed to drive her back to their hotel. Not five minutes later... my cell phone rang. "He's pissed, big time! Why does this backfire like this!" It had worked. Lean on me, Jen, & you'll be opening your ass to me before you know you want to. "Meet me at the back of the hotel." Off in my limo she went, once again. She was sucking down champagne like there was no tomorrow. I played the friend, put my arm around her, snuggled in, & before you knew it... Zingo! We were kissing! She tasted so good. I don't remember which one of us initiated it; but, who cares! Back at my place, I led her to a suite where we could play. She was getting excited at the thought of being with a woman. 'If she gets it first, I'll get it GOOD!' I thought. I ripped her top off without a warning, & just dominated the hell out of her. I worked down... caressed her boobs... nice & firm... "She doesn't need ANY plastic surgery!' I thought jealously. Lower... As I zoomed in on her sweet spot, I pulled on her ankles... "Owww!" Down she went. I went right after it. "Oohh... oooohh... OOOHH... OOO! OOO! OOOOWOOOO!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" She blasted off. When she started coming back down, I got a few toys & lubes out. Choosing a silver vibtrator, I went after her once again. As I plied it to her lower lips... "No... not there. You can eat me, but my cunny's all Brad's. If I got too big for him..." "Okay..." So I grabbed her ankles & rolled her over. Dum-da-DUMM!! It's up your ass time, Jen! You little bitch, you. I turned the wand on & stuffed it up her bottom. She opened up with a start, & let it in like a trooper. "OOOOhhhh..." I diddled & probed her butt, & she... got...OFF... on it. I pulled the vibe out, applied a goodly amount of vaseline to her bum, & slowly inserted an 8" man-sized dilo. "Ooo...so good... FUCKmyass! Fuck me... ummphh...mmmphh... good.. so good... Oh! OH!OH-OH! OH! OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Her cries became more strident as I pumped her fanny firmly. After a long session of pumping, Jen was sloppy & gaping. "Like that?" "Ohh... what I've been missing... more!" "Be careful what you wish for. You might get it." "You don't want to know what I wish for!" "Wanna bet?" "Try me!" "You're on, bitch!" "That's it. Ream me & treat me like a bitch. Bitch me out, right up my ass!" "Shut up!" I gagged her with a ballgag & tied her up in leather bondage cuffs, both hand & foot. Then, I strapped on a 10" long x 3" wide super-smooth, firm, ball-less rod. More vaseline to the bole & to her hole. Then... "MmmmMMMMPPHHH!!!... MMMM! MM-MM!! mM-Mm!" She moaned with each thrust as I sunk my shaft up her shithole. She tried to hang on; but she had to submit to the pounding in her pooper. She relaxed, opened, & I dilated her VERY nicely & rooted out her rear, giving her an intense reaming. She was gripping as best she could, as I battered my toy into her butt for 30 minutes that I'm sure seemed endless to her. I banged her so hard, she gushed cum & peed all over the floor. Finally, after enjoying the endless entry into her anus, she started reddening in the face... 'she's gonna come in her ass!' I thought. She was straining... pushing... she managed to get on all fours & take my dildo as deeply as she could... "Nyyyrggghhh... UUUMMpphhh... nnnYYRRGGHHH!!! RRGGPPPPPHHHHHHHBBBBBBBTTTT!" She passed gas in a most un-ladylike manner as her bowels rumbled, & I banged into her anal g-spot, just insider her upper sphincter. I opened her fully... I felt something push back, & saw shit on my dick as I continued stroking her ass channel.... I humped harder... HARDER... as fast as I could, slamming with my hips & mauling her buns as I pulled on her hips & dragged her backside onto my phallus... I hit home once more & held still... she moaned a high note through her gag as her orgasm built... I pulled back halfway & pushed.... "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She cried out & exploded, expelling me forcibly from her asshole, & erupting with a b.m. powerful enough to rival a nuclear clit detonation. She slumped down, blown out. Her dirty bottom smiled widely at me. "That's just the beginning." I picked her up & took her to a room I'd made into a doctor's exam room. While she was out, I ungagged her & took off her cuffs, only to bind her in a straightjacket. I then shackled it (& her) to a frame, legs in velcro cuffs at the bottom of the frame, & attaching the d-ring straps to clips only slightly higher on the frame, bending her WAY over. Anything going up her ass would almost be going DOWN. I produced a funnel with a footlong rippled nozzle, greased it with vaseline, & sunk it up Jen's ass. THAT got her attention. "Whrm? Huh? !!!! Hey, hey! HEY! What the... fuuuuuuck!!!", she howled as the funnel's outlet squirmed into her turd tunnel. "Like I said, be careful what you wish for, bitch. First, a LOTTA lube. And then...." I poured a half-gallon sized bowl full of a KY/ Vaseline mixture into the funnel, & watched her squirm in pleasure as it gooped DEEP into her rectum. Then... SCHOOOPPP!!! "HEY!" Out it came. "I was beginning to like that!" SPANK! "Shut up, bitch." I greased up a foot-long, 3" wide expanding rubber dildo & jammed it up her ass. "AaAAAHHH!!" SPANK! "SHUT...UP!" PFFT .... PFFT...PFFT.... "Hold that, whore." "Ohhmigod... so full.. so big in my ass... SO... BIG..." She grunted around it, trying to shit it out. I wasn't going to be able to keep it up for much longer before I'd need it. I started stroking my clit... ohyeah... ooyeah... OO! OOO! OOOOOO!!! I stroked myself to a quick come, taking the edge off. I strapped on a 14"(l) x 5"(w) super hard & bumpy tree trunk of a dildo. LOTSA vaseline. I like anal sex GREASY. Without ceremony, SCHLUUUPPP!!! "HEYOW!! Put it back!" "Certainly." I angled myself at her behind & pushed... "Hey! HEY! OHHHMIIIIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I split her bottom open as I pushed to her center. Then, I relentlessly reamed her ass out for most of another hour, drilling my monster bole deep up Jennifer's butthole. She moaned & cried & yowled & came, again & again, nattering on endlessly about the amazingly huge ass ramming she was getting. "Up my ass! So good! Deep in my ass DEEPINMYASS! SO!BIG! SO... FULL... UMMMPPHH... ERRRGGHH..." Poor Jen. She couldn't blow, she was that full. Her once so tight little derriere would never be the same. Finally, I relented, pulling out as she whined for more. I tossed the wide, bumpy bole aside; & in it's place, I put the super shit snake I'd deep lubed her for: a 19" (l) x 4" (w) veined, roughly textured rambone in black. Vaseline.... & into her cavernous turd tunnel I crammed it. It slid up easily, squirmly deeply into her ass. "Omy... OHHHH..MYYYY...GAAAAWWWDDDD!!! NO! NO! NOT SO DEEP! YOU'LL KILL ME! NO! NO! NO! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Jen screamed in terror as I pushed deeper still. An eternity later, the entire length was inserted into her body, balls nestled between her asscheeks. As they touched... she detonated. "OOOHHHWHOOAAA!!!!" She tried to push it out but gripped it instead, pissing & coming all over the carpet. I pulled back several inches... pushed.. "AAWAHHH!!!" She screamed with every deliciously torturous thrust up her colon as I mercilessly raped her rectally, thoroughly reaming out her ass. As she adapted, her screams became moans & whimpers as she endlessly orgasmed around the mega shit snake she was impaled on. Finally, over half an hour later, sensing she was ready for the BEST, I pulled out. "See? I didn't tear you apart, you're not bleeding out, & you LOVED EVERY delicious moment of derriere digging torture, didn't you?" "OH.. my... GOD! WHAT... a way.. to GO! More! MORE! MOORRE!" "Got ONE more for you..." I had my most expensive toy in the room: a sturdily built sex piston, built on a quality hydraulic system to penetrate & rotate at varying speeds, which could go non-stop for HOURS. It's guaranteed to run non-stop for a full 24 hours without even overheating (if someone could ever last that long)! I hooked up a 6' long by 5" wide double-headed shit snake, super soft, super smooth, & super squirmy. I greased up that mighty dong HEAVILY, & stuffed the hanging end 6 inches up Jennifer's butt. I set rotation settings to "variable" (from tormentingly slow to excruciatingly fast) & depth to the same (variable = 6" to 18" of length inserted). I turned the machine on. then greased myself up & sat my bottom down on the super hard & bumpy dildo, riding it & stroking myself off while I watched Jen get her rocks off on the drain snake plumbing her dirty depths. She couldn't stop gushing... she peed all over (again!) Finally, when we'd both had enough, I let her up. Freeing her completely, I laid her on the doctor's bench, with a pillow under her head. "After some rest, you can do.... me!" "OHHH!!! Your ass is gonna GET it!" she retorted. "That's what I wanted to hear. Dripping & bowlegged butt sluts always want turnabout. That's why I give it; so I can get it good. I can't wait." The drain snake was still up her butt, over a foot of it, as it had been since I'd unhooked it from the piston. Now, I finally pulled it out of her. WHAMMM!! I hit the floor as she tackled me. She immediately sat on my face, dripping shit & lube. "Eat my pussy..." I thrashed her clitty like a baby at her titty. "Ah... Ahh! AHHHH!!" She gushed in my face. Once she'd gotten my face good & dirty, she got up, & got a digital camera from her bag. & proceeded to snap a pic of my filthy face. "Gimme that!" I yelled. She jerked away, then swung back in & smacked me in the face. I growled & moved toward her. "Ohhh... you like that, huh? Ohhh-kaayy..." She proceeded to get rough, hitting & kicking. She got me on the floor & bound both hand & foot while I pretended to fight. Getting up... "Ohh, the wind whistling through my ass!" she said in that way only she could. She found a 5" wide buttplug, sat it on the floor, & turned her back to me while she sat down on it. "Ooo...OOWWOOOO!!!" POOP! She got it in. "Oohhhhyeahhhh... MUCH better... like what you see, bitch?" she asked, wiggling her wide-plugged bum at me. She grabbed me by the hair without another word. "Your turn!" She grabbed the 10" shaft I'd first used on her, & strapped it on. Then, she just fell on me & mauled my rear entry as she greased several handfuls of vaseline to my dirtyhole. She applied more of the same to that delicious dildo & followed it up with KY. She then wrapped herself around me... reared back... And stars flew through my head as she speared me, sheathing that fat rod up my fanny. "AH-AH!" I yowled out in excruciating pain & pleasure. She battered my behind mercilessly, ramming her hips into my buns as she crammed it up my butt. OHHHHHHHmigod she was SOOO.... GOOD.... I gripped the shaft & closed my sphincter muscle tightly as she plowed me as hard as she could. It went on for an eternity that was most of another hour before she rolled off. She went over to my toybox, got a dildo that resembled a double-balloon enema nozzle, as well as a paddle. Then... WHAAMM!!! She'd touched the first ball to my bottom & given the base a whack. "OOOOPPHHH!!!" The first ball rapid-dilated my bunghole & popped inside. BAAAMMMM!!! "UUUUMMMPPPHHH!!!" There went the other one. Jen than grabbed the base, & proceeded to work my sphincter over, pushing & pulling, widening my asshole with every pump. "OOOHHHH... MMYYY... GAAWWWDD.... OHHHMIIII.... AAAASSSSSSS..... OOH! OOHH!! OOOHHH!!!! OOOOHHH!!!!" On & on it went, until it was too easy to slip them in & out. Then, she stopped, & 'OOOWWW!!!' She'd given it one final WHACK that seated both balls up my butt in one ecstatically torturous butt blasting whammy. She left, leaving me holding balls in my bottom. Thirty minutes later, she returned with two huge cucumbers. She pulled the balls out of my ass & stroked a cuke in without missing a beat. She stopped, marched me over to the sofa, & draped me over it's arm. She then bit into the end of the cuke up my ass, being careful not to bite to a point where the veggie had gone in me. Then, she stuffed the other one into my slot & frigged me by hand while she stroked the cuke in & out of my ass with her teeth. Man, those cucumbers were rough! She tired of them fairly quickly, though; & went to get my fave-rave super bumpy dong, greased me & it up all the more, & then proceeded to stretch my shitter open with it, boring my booty-hole widely. When she finally had me good & loose, she squirted three whole tubes of KY all over it & my gaping asshole, & then seriously humped it up my hershey highway with a demented will. She dug into my buns with her fingernails as she pulled my fleshy moons around my favorite fucktoy. OOOOhhhhh... I LOVE that proud plastic penis pounding hell out of my poopchute! I writhed in orgasmic bliss as she banged my insides out, fighting to get on my knees & open myself as widely as I could. Finally, I did, & on her next stroke in, "BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I exploded with atomic force as she hammered into my anal g-spot. Stars before my eyes... my clitty popping like hundreds of wounded balloons... my bowels rumbling as every inch of air & dirty matter was displaced by my favorite tree trunk. I grunted... felt my face redden... Here....iIITT... COMES! OHHHH!!!!!! Another orgasm hit, this one exploding through my ass channel as I tried to blow. It felt like Jen folded my anus into my upper rectum as she blasted my bole up my hiney-hole to the balls & held it in place while she embraced me cruelly. She rooted around, digging in my dirt, reaming me out completely while not moving in or out even one centimeter. She was making me come almost continuously as the intensity of the anal invasion arced & sparked through my bowels & travelled to my empty pussy, &... thEENNN... oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I blasted into atomic vapors as Jen slid the smaller dildo we'd both used into my pussy, the dick still dirty with the shit & lube she'd mined from my turd tunnel. I flopped. I woke to the feeling of something much rougher, but not so wide, sliding into my gaping bottom. I felt a massive amount of vaseline sinking it's way in as it was moved ahead by the rambone she was ramming into my ass. Holding it with both hands, Jen worked the uppermost seven inches in & out, slowly... tormentingly... agonizingly.... slowwllyyy... innnching it deeper & deeper up my backside, millimeter by millimeter.... "Oohhhhhhsoogoooooddd!!! Deeper! DEEPER, JEN... DEEPER! DEEPER! DEEPINMYASS, DEEP IN MY ASS! So BIG in my ass! Blow out my butt, Jen! What a mighty rocket! TO THE MOON, JENNIFER!" An eternity she murderously hammered it in & out of my hiney, over an hour she stroked it in... out... in... out... higher... HIGHER... jamming my ass to the max as that shit snake probed upward... "oooOOOHHHH... SOOO! FULLL!!! UMMMNNNGGHHH!!!" Though I knew better, it felt like it was almost poking into my stomach as the head was rising through my descending colon... Round... oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I detonated AGAIN, my mind blasted away into delirium as the balls met my buns. A cruel outward stroke brought me to earth again as Jen yanked it halfway out, staying just within my 's' curve. Then, she let it hang there out of my bottom like a tail while she got the base into the harness she was wearing, squirted lots more KY all over it, & PUUUSSSSHHHHED.... Each second seemed like an eternity as she reamed me up to the balls. My every muscle & nerve ending from my high colon down to the outermost tips of my buns throbbed, tickled, vibrated, & rumbled as as I was so delectably impaled. I wrapped myself around that extreme muscle missile & rode it as Jen lifted me into orbit by my stern. She enjoyed herself as the stabbing, stuffing, super huge, mega monstrous rectum-wrecking ramrod reamed my very self away. I could barely hang on for dear life, I felt SOOO... immmennssely... INNTENNSSSELY... (is there a word for intensely gratifying, powerful release, beyond "O!"?) Whatever the term for that feeling, she kept me there. I must have raptured... I can't count that high... sooo many times... Jen withdrew at last, brought up the drainsnake on it's piston, sank around two feet of the six foot shaft up my screwed-out (or should that be, screwed up?) shithole, put all settings on 'maximum', & turned it... OONNNN... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That fake snake slithered up & down, never less than a foot of it in my body, moer often what felt like two, spinning... battering my insides as it spun... through my extreme alimentary torture, I saw Jen humping up & down on my super bumpy bole, glorying in the fullness occupying her anal fuckhole as she rode up & down, blasting her ass out on it's ramming, reaming, super-pooper dilating penetration. UUUPPPPP!!!!! She'd just pull all the way off, & then just drop down, slamming her sphincter against it's mighty, meaty head, & her eyes would fly up in HER head as it blew through her butthole & rocketed through to her anal g-spot, stroking her every inside nerve ending. She finally came once again, peed all over, & just fell down on her face, holding the bole up her butt as she lay there watching me be sodomized to the breaking point by my hydraulic hiney-humping machine. Finally, when she wanted to move, she got up & stopped the machine, & pulled the drain snake from my dumper. All slimy & shitty, but ready to go, she looked for something to occupy my asshole with, so she could leave me to be found in a compromising, pooped-out position, poopchute penetrated to the bitter end. She found a toy I'd never dared to try, even though I'd gotten it. A 6' long, 10" wide, soft, widely veined double-header, it stretched me open wider than I'd ever been as she pushed it up my bottom as far as she dared, stopping only when it met my anal g, just at the edge of the safe zone. Holding the maximum rod molded to my ass channel, I then watched as she decided to stay & perform for me yet again, this time on a black beauty of a super stallion cock, 2' tall, firm, about 6 to 7 inches in girth, rounded off at the top, with no actual 'head'. She sat it upright on the floor, right by the sofa; slid her super sloppy maw of an ass chasm onto it, bent over the couch cushions, & just held herself open as it sllooooooowwwwwwwlllllllyyyyy...teased uuuuuppppwarrrd...... holding herself perfectly still for almost two whole hours while she adapted to it... finally, she got up the nerve to move up... sit back down... then got up, pulled off, & LOADED her shit channel with vaseline & KY, I'd SWEAR she used about four tubes of KY & six family sized jars of vaseline. MAN! Was her ass chasm STUFFED with that wonderful grease! Then, grinding her buns together, lubing herself as best she could, she dripped 5 more tubes of KY all over that bole, getting it super slick for maximum riding ease. She then finally settled her rear end back over it. I watched in rapt fascination as her tiny bottom spread it's cheeks around that mightiest of boles, & let it right in that gaping, nay, CAVERNOUS, sloppy, slutty, bitched-out tailpipe. WHAT... A SIGHT... IT WAS! WOW! HOW SHE RODE THAT THING! For probably fifteen more minutes, she slid up & down on it, taking a foot up her sloppy shit chute, until she finally just fell over when it blasted into her anal g-spot & took her out past Ohio into vapors. When finally she wanted to dismount, a good twenty minutes or so later, she wasn't done even then! Oh, my god, I've created a monster! An ultra-anal loving MONSTER! She took the drain snake off my piston, & put a wooden baseball bat in the clamp! She vaselined it, set the penetration level to about nine inches inward, got on all fours, & wiggled her bottom against it. She grabbed the piston's remote from where she'd dropped it on the floor, turned it on, it the bat began sliding up her ass. She was so loose, for several minutes she didn't even feel it. Finally, she started showing signs of enjoyment as she tightened up enough to grip it. She then proceeded to ride it like a guy's dick, enjoying every buttfucking, fanny-filling second as she took it for a good thirty more minutes. What the fuck time was it now, anyway? Good thing it was a weekend, it was probably daylight by now! I lost all track of time as I lay there, hard put as I was, holding on to my ultra-sized hiney hose; but I couldn't put it out. It was in occupation until my favorite lesbo bitch doctor came by to take it out. She loves doing that. (But that's a different story altogether!) Finally, Jen really got herself off one last time, dismounted, cleaned up all my toys, & took them all! All except... well, she took it, too, a super smooth 15 x 5 flexible bong. She sat on that one up to the hilt, plugged the 10 x 3 we'd started with into her pussy, & then SOMEHOW managed to dress with those boles filling up her holes. Just when I thought she was ready to leave, she took the ultra-mega drain snake still lodged up my fanny out of me, & took IT with her, too. I'll tell you one thing, my entire ass is going to need some time to recover from this relentless raping! Come back soon, Jen, & bring my toys with you! We've GOTTA do this AGAIN! And again... and again... END