This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any place or any person,living or dead, is purely coincidental. This is an original story. Anal Adventures (M/F, F/F, large toys, anal) Jenna the dirty DeeJay Chapter 3 ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Jenna, that was one hell of a stunt last night. I had an idea you might do something more sexy last night; but really! It's a good thing it can't be proved you did, or didn't, do what everyone was thinking you were doing" Cliff told her the next afternoon. "I don't know whether to kiss you or fire you. We're damm lucky the US FCC can't regulate broadcasts originating in Mexico, half the prudes on the other side of the border were HOWLING. Thank heaven we're not farther east where there's a large bloc of the Moral Majority or some other right-wing religious bunch to cause trouble." "You know as well as I do, Cliff, as long as the boys down SOUTH don't give us trouble, we're fine. The FCC can't block transmissions, you know." "You forget, they can sure as hell try. Uncle Sam can whistle up some military grade 'white-noise' makers with ease, you know. There are only, oh, about a DOZEN military bases within 100 miles of the border. The thing that amazes me most, though, is that our advertisers LOVED it. They loved the idea of being involved with the controversy that's already starting up there. We weren't entirely sure we wanted to go THAT far." "Cliff, you and George (the other owner) aren't thinking BIG enough. Stop and think about the possibilities for second. Let me ask you something, Why'd you set up shop down here, instead of there?" "Too much competition." "Is that..all?" "Well, we did want to see what we could get away with." "Well, that's precisely what we're doing, don't you see? We're pushing the envelope down here. I'm not the first person to do this on the radio, you know. Then again..." "Well, that's true. If you're trying to emulate Howard..." "THAT's the idea. I get you, George, me, everybody here fame, fortune, and notoriety. Talk it over with the sponsors. Test the waters. Feel them out and see how far they'll go before they pack it in. Sure, ads mean business, but we're a drop in the well to some of them; and the others, this is the kind of thing they'd love to be associated with. As long as we're not jammed, their ads'll be heard, and everyone'll remember them." "That's not always a good thing. Something like this could make them; or it could BREAK them. They won't love us for that." "Well, look at it this way. As long as the boys in Mexico City don't throw us in jail; we'll still keep operating. There's always the Internet. Remember, it's not regulated at all. You don't have to have a license to broadcast on it." "That's always up in the air; but you're right. And it's got room for expansion. What the hell, we lose our advertisers, we just boost our on-line presence, get people to buy a membership, our present listeners alone would pay to up this as far as we can and keep us running." "That's the idea. This is what you wanted, right? Don't quaver now, boss; we've got a grand opportunity if we just summon up the balls to take it." "Jenn, you drive me crazy in more ways than one. I'd like nothing more than to kiss you right on that dirty mouth of yours." "Try me sometime. You might be surprised." "I just might; but I'll wait a while. This company's got things to do before you start having affairs on the air." That night, on the air, everyone was raving. They wanted more. Jenna kept spinning and talking, getting hornier and hornier as EVERYBODY continued to share. She'd announced that her 'reactions' the night before were just a gag, not to be taken seriously ' unless you want to think it was. I'll leave you to your imaginations, okay? Otherwise, we're gonna keep right on just like we have been." Unfortunately, she couldn't, she'd forgotten to bring her toys to work that night! Wondering just what she could do and yet still act normal when the mic was open, she set eyes on a spare mic that had been left on a shelf to be repaired. Perfect. The next caller was a girl named Teena. "Well, Teena, what's rocking you tonight?' "Jenna, I loved the show last night. You're WILD! When you and Jessica were talking, I just had to join in the fun. And let me tell you, I like it BIG. Nothing gets me hotter than a big, fat dildo, in ANY of my holes. "Tell us all about it, Teena. Everyone wants to know. Cmon, you know you want to." "well, when you were describing how you...rocked.. yourself, I had to do the same thing. I love your voice. I put my headphones on, laid down, and made like you were telling the story just to me. Before I did, I got out my favorite dildo, and got it all nice and lubed. I greased it up with vaseline REALLY good." "What's that favorite nasty toy like? Tell us about that mighty monster that you adore filling you up." "Filling me UP is right...it's BIG, almost a foot long and 4 inches in girth. It spreads me really wide, especially when I sit on it." GOD! Jenna loved what she was hearing. She was getting wet as hell. Toying with the spare mike in her hand, she realized if she wanted to use it, she needed lube. "Mmmm. I gotta get ME one of those. However, I gotta ask you to hold your legs together for a few moments, Teena; because it's 2:30 and it's time for a word from our sponsors. Don't go away, because we'll be back for more talk with Jenna with a J right after this." "Okay, Teena, I'm going to put you on hold for a mo, I'll be back before the commercials are over." "I'm not going ANYWHERE." As Jenna got up to go to the bathroom, the company business line rang. "Jenna, it's Cliff." "Hey, boss, how you liking the show?" "Right on the mark, babe, right..on..the..mark. Keep her talking for a while, she how far she goes. See if you can get anyone doing what you did last night, and let them talk about it. Don't ask them to do it, I know you know better than that. But, if this caller wants to get herself off on the air, milk her for all she's worth. Just bite your lip... if you know what I mean." "That's my plan until you say I can make like that on the air again." "Good girl." Cliff hung up. Jenna ran to the bathroom, needing to pee like nobody's business. Before she left, knowing there were just a couple of minutes left before she needed to be back, her eyes lit on a virgin jar of vaseline that one of her co-workers had left there, heaven only knows why. She took it back with her to the booth. "All right, and we're back with more hot and heavy talk with Jenna with a J. Teena, where were we before we..." "I wanted to tell you about this GLOR-ious dildo I used last night when you were..." "Ohh.. that's rii-ght! Baby, honey, tell us more. What'd you do?" "Well, I love how it fills me up and stretches me out. So I rubbed vaseline ALL over it...and..." "Aannnnd?" "I...put it.....on the bed...and I... wriggled...onto it...so it was....right at myy...Oh, I don't know, I feel silly telling you this." "Come on Teena, pretend it's just you and me. Talk to me. What'd you do? C'mon, you know you want to." Jenna was getting SOOO HOT! Being ever as professional as she could, remembering she must be quiet as a mouse while she did herself, she popped the cap off the jar of vaseline and plunged the loose mike into it. She pulled it out, and smiled at the greasy, nasty goop all over the base and the foam rubber over the sound pickup. "I...I...nah, I can't tell you. That's PER-sonal." "Ah, C'mon, sweetie. Let your inhibitions out. That's why you called right? Let the dirty girl inside out." Jenna began stroking the foam rubber of the greasy mic around her nether regions, knowing she was going to...where Teena.. "I...I..Wriggled my bottom...onto that fat, glorrr-ious rod and let it open me up." "Ooooh..."Jenna pushed the foam rubber at her butthole. "And...?" "I...when it dilated me all the way..." "Mm hmmm?" Jenna's own sphincter was widening as she quietly lifted her legs onto the chair arms and gave the mic more room to enter her... "I..just let it sink itself..." "Ooooo..sink itself..Where?" The mic was sinking.. "allthewayupmybutt!!" "Ooooh! Teena, you're such a NAUGHTY girl!" Jenna commented as she got the head of the mic all the way into her behind and let the shaft follow. "You're making me wish I had one of those." "AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW!" Teena cried out, letting go of herself. Then, Teena squealed like a joyous teenager in heat. "Honey.. honey...oh, you're such a BAAADD girl!" Jenna stroked the malfunctioning mike in and out of her poopchute. "You're making everybody crazy! I'm gonna have to get me one of those big boys on the way home!" "Dooo.. iitt" Teena whispered into the phone. "You'll Lovve it...Oooo..Ooohh. ooOO! JennaIgottago!Bye-ee!" And the dial tone fed into the airwaves. "Well, I don't know about you guys; but I thought I was gonna pop just LISTENING to Teena. Don't come TOO fast, girlfriend, K?" "Call me, all you horny guys and girls out there, the night's still young!" For the next hour plus, Jenna was thankful she was alone in the station. Every call after that got better..and better..and better.. every tale a more rousing and toe-curling tale than before, all of them anal in nature. It seemed to Jenna like just about EVERYONE had been getting it up the ass lately. She left the greasy mic up her bottom, roaming the floor of the booth while naked as a jaybird; enjoying the feel of the rod up her bum while more lurid tales of what everyone else had gotten put up theirs got raunchier and raunchier. Finally, at four in the morning, she knew she had to cool things down. She couldn't let the morning crew catch her like this! "Okay, boys and girls, I hate to break this party on the back road up; but it's four o'clock, the early birds are starting to get up for work, and it's time for another word from our sponsors. When we come back, we'll wrap up the night with some 'get the morning going' music." Jenna rushed to clean herself up and get dressed before the morning crew filtered in. She made it with 20 minutes to spare. When she'd turned over and headed out, she wondered what the reaction to TONIGHT'S broadcast would be. She'd lay odds it'd be as good as the day before. She hurried toward home; but found herself slowing as she passed through the downtown sector of the city she called her own. Stopping for a bagel and coffee, she glanced across the street. There, right where she remembered it, was a adult video store that was open 24 hours. Brazenly, she ran across the street with her breakfast and walked right in, oblivious to the people walking around that part of downtown so early in the morning. "Morning, miss. Fine day." "Yes, it SURE is!" she replied to the counter clerk. She normally didn't talk to the clerks in the adult stores she didn't regularly frequent; but today was different. She had one thing on her mind; and she didn't care who knew. She prowled the aisles where all the sex toys lay in their display cubbyholes, looking...looking...is there one? she thought. If there isn't, I'm gonna be...THERE! On a bottom shelf, wrapped in factory plastic, was a dildo just like Teena had described. All of a glorious twelve inches long, it looked more like five inches around than four. It had a nice big base, with no balls, and it was made of the softer latex that made them SOOOOO comfortable. Not excessively hard; but firm, erect, and looking like just the thing to... fit SOO well...no veins to irritate her insides...she grabbed it up, felt it like a lover, and then turned and made for the checkout counter. "This gonna do it for you, miss?" the counterman leered. Something was missing...she had some lube at home, but..."ac.tually.. just a sec." She moved to the lubes and lotions, and snatched up several tubes of KY, and looked for vaseline, not wanting to make a stop at her neighborhood pharmacy. THEY had far too many ideas already, not that she really cared. 'Hey, there it is', she thought. 'These places don't usually have it, with all the other water based stuff.' She grabbed four jars and took them and the eight KY tubes and took them to the counter. "That'll do it, I think." "Yes, ma'am, it should. You know, you sound familiar to me. Have I seen or..HEARD you before..." trailing off as he read the name on the credit card she'd proffered as payment. "Miss Jenna. I LOVE your show." "I'm glad. It's always a pleasure meeting another fan." "If you don't mind my saying so, that was a GREAT show last night. The best yet." "They do keep getting better and better; don't they?" she tittered at him. "Well, you have a good day, okay?" "Will do. What's your name, by the way?" "Jim." "Nice name for a nice guy." "Thanks. When you work in a place like this, everybody thinks you're..." "Not to worry. Is it slow at night around here?" "Usually." "Well, keep your ears open tonight. You might hear your name. Then, people will come by, and come buy; who knows? I give y'all a free plug and it brings in some business; maybe your bosses'll remember that when they're looking for more advertising. Here's my boss's card, if they want to talk." This store was one of a small local chain, always looking for more ways to advertise. One more way she could bring in the loot for the station, which would let HER do...more..." "Gotta go! Seeya later!" She ran out of the store and back to her car, where she hungrily wolfed the now cold bagel and coffee before driving home. She was ravenous in more ways than one. It was barely seven in the morning when she closed her apartment door quietly, trying not to attract the neighbors' attentions. She couldnt WAIT to try out her new toy; Jenna's pussy was practically gushing with anticipation. She checked the living room drapes, making sure they were as tightly closed as possible. Oh, she wanted it now! Jenna took her packages into the bedroom and opened them. She stripped down with all the haste of anyone whose clothes were the only barrier to getting fucked and fucked well. Leaving them strewn on the floor, she grabbed an old towel from her linen closet and spread it on the bed. She closed the bedroom door and made sure the drapes were as tightly closed as the ones in the living room. All was dark except for the faint light that reflected on the carpet below the window and barely showed through the fabric of the heavy curtains. Jenna put in the cd she'd made of the nights calls and slipped her earphones on. As the first few calls ran, she liberally greased the dildo up with two whole jars of the vaseline she'd bought, following them up with an entire tube of KY. 'DEF-initely gonna need that towel' she thought. Then, as Teena's call began to play, she got another tube of KY, opened it, and nudged it against her rear entry. Pushing slightly, she slipped it in her bottom, already wetting itself with the juices finding their way there from her pussy. She squeezed gently, and then squeezed and squeezed until she'd lubed the inside of her hole with the entire content of the tube. As Teena teased closer to what she'd done, Jenna hurriedly greased her anal opening with one more jar of vaseline. She was ready. Jenna was weak in the knees with the anticipation of the tremendous penetration that was coming. Jenna had enjoyed BIG dildos up her ass before, she'd even taken one that was two feet in length, almost. That one, she'd been able to get over a foot of it in. She loved riding on that one. Now, she was going to get as much deepness and about an additional inch and a half of girth to widen her hole. She loved the feeling of her asshole being widened...the stretching...dilating so well. Finally, the dildo was ready, just as Teena was about to tell where she'd put HERS the night before last. Jenna closed her eyes and knelt over that mighty ramrod, glorying in the feeling of the greasy goop around and in her shithole as she settled into place atop the head of the fat pole. "Ohhhh....YEaaaaaaaaahhh..." Jenna's sphincter began to dilate...'wider.. wider....Ooo..OoH!OO!OO!OO!OO-OO-OO-OO-OO! It's peeking! Ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh!' Her rosebud was ready to accomodate the mighty monster dick just as Teena squealed "allthewayupmybutt" in her ears once again. At that moment, Jenna felt a pleasure in her bum that she'd never felt before. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" She squealed in intense pleasure as the tree trunk she was sitting on began to work its way up her ass. As Teena orgasmically rang off, Jenna sat further and further down, glorying in the fullness occupying her ass channel. With a SCHOOP, the mighty bole up her hole pushed its last inch home. Jenna howled like a wolf in heat as the meaty head rubbed against her anal g-spot, tickling her in the way she loved so much. She felt an urge in her colon that said she wanted to let go her gas. Her clit was popping like popcorn. She tried to fart around the glorious bole lodged so deliciously up her hole. A slight hiss of air that she couldn't hear through her earphones escaped as her bowels moved as far as they could. Shit met the fuckpole head-on as she had her first anal orgasm of the morning, her clit spasming in time with the muscle contractions that clenched around her new, and now her favorite, fucktoy. As the calls went on, Jenna laid on her stomach, reached around, and began slowly pulling and pushing,,in.. out...in..out..learning to fuck her bottom with the massive latex ramrod. Having so successfully accommodated the huge dildo, her bottom gloried in the ravishment the semi-rigid missile gave it. She got up a good tempo of pumping in and out, then rolled over, pulled it out, grabbed another jar of vaseline from the nightstand, and greased it up more. Closing her eyes again, she drew the enormous dildo back to her anal entry. It found its target and gained access to her bottom with the ease of water flowing downhill. She began pumping it..harder.. harder...she plowed her poopchute gently but firmly as the cd ran to it's end. When the cd of calls ended, she withdrew the dildo, removed her earphones, and went to the bathroom to clean herself and the dildo. Wiping all the grease off, she took it back to the bed, took the towel, balled it up and tossed it onto the bathroom floor. She'd wrap it in the next one before putting it in the laundry basket. She selected more music to pleasure her ears while she continued pleasuring her rear. Finally settling on two cds of mixed songs with a randy tempo and sound bytes from some porn videos, she re-started the cd player and relished in the joy she got from donning her favorite headphones. She laid on the fresh towel she'd covered the bed with, and glopped two tubes of KY on the dildo. "It's slip 'n' slide time!" she thought. With just the water-based lube, she'd be able to ride it like she would a man (if she was on top). She glopped another tube into her anus. Then, she arranged herself on top of the head of that mighty fake meat, and lowered herself. Her gaping sphincter let that tree trunk right in. She slid all the way down in moments. Stars flew before her eyes as her beloved fuckpole slammed into her anal g-spot. She screamed in joy as she came the hardest yet that morning. 'OHMIGODTHAT WAS GREEAAATTTT!! thundered through her mind. She pulled herself up...and sat down again. Over and over she slipped up and banged back down on the slick dildo meat. Harder and harder she rode, finally settling in to hold it in the entire length while she humped her turd tunnel on it's shaft, glorying in the feeling of her bottom's fullnes while the outermost inch slid in and out of her backdoor and the head knocked repeatedly at her inner sphincter. Stopping only occasionally to dismount and re-lube with more KY, she rode that fucking glorious tree trunk well into the morning, finally collapsing in orgasmic overload as the second cd ended. Yeah, she NEEDED that. She slept that way the rest of the day, flopped face down on the lube-soaked towel, the dildo hanging gloriously half-out of her rectum. She couldn't even remember taking it out when she woke it, it had slipped out on it's own somewhere in her wet dreams as she'd slumbered through the day. Feeling how loose she still was back there when she'd risen for the night and gotten in the shower, she seated her favorite mid-sized buttplug in place to hold everything in. Glorying in its presence while she drove to work, she knew it was going to be one hell of a night.