Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. SMUGGLERS BLUES (AND BROWNS) This story contains the following adult content: M/F, F/F, Anal, toys, consensual/nonconsensual sex. You mus be over the age of 18 to read this. If you are not, or do not enjoy this kind of material, do not read further. THIS STORY IS A WORK OF FICTION. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is entirely a coincidence. CH 3 I worried a little about going around with something so long high up in my body for a couple of hours or more at a time, for a number of reasons. So, par for the course, that was just the time when Jeanna introduced me... to her irrigator. A good idea, so I thought. I'm a light eater, which is a good thing, because carrying those long rambones through customs quickly proved to pack my shit. I'd need REGULAR irrigating to keep from getting clogged. I had gottten into the habit of enemas before a trip, and this got me on a regular schedule of colonics once a week on top of it, to be absolutely sure. I love water gushing up my ass, anyway. It's like a garden hose gushing into your ass. Still... That first colonic session was much like that first humiliating rape at Scarlet's hands. Scarlet, of course, always interested in the health of her couriers, had a doctor or two on her pad. One, of course, was an irrigation clinic that she'd arranged to cater to the needs of our ring. "They'll clean you out good. I'd love to hang around & watch; but there's an irrigation tube scheduled to go up my butt, too. Be a good girl, and maybe, one of these days, I'll take you up MY ass!" She left the waiting room in the care of a handsome male nurse. Me; I got a curvacious but taut & muscular red-headed female doctor who reminded me of Belinda Carlisle, the lead singer of the Go-Go's. "So, Tracy, this is your first colonic?" "Mm..hmm.." "Have you ever had an enema before?" "I give myself one regularly." "Thats good. Good rectal health is important for anyone who loves HIGH anal, so you don't get troublesome stoppages & you get the oily remains washed out. Vaseline's a REALLY enjoyable anal lubricant, but an oil-based lube isn't altogether the best thing for one's insides. So, you've got to wash all of it out, too. Over time, vaseline is to your colon like what cholesterol is to your blood. Here we are." She'd led me into a room that had a doctor's bench on on side of the room. Dominating the center of the room, however, was a large chaise lounge like you fnid at any blood donation center, only this one also had leather belts where your ankles & wrists rested. There was a stereo & a computer in the far corner of the room. The stereo had cordless headphones hooked up, obviously for the relaxtion of the person being irrigated. Near the computer was a stand with two ten gallon tanks. One was empty, the other was full of soapy water. Long & clear tubes of thick rubber ran several feet, from the tanks to... a copy of my new favorite cargo dildo, a flesh-colored 19" x 4" rambone!! "Now, I know you're new to Scarlet's group," 'Belinda' told me. [I never knew her as anything other than Belinda.] "She pays me very well to take care of the rectal health of her anal importers. She's also told me you're going to be carrying in cargo in dildos like this regularly, interchanging with widebodies 14" to 15" long. She's about done with your training, so I'll be seeing to your needs, such as regularly cleaning you out & testing your sphincter resiliency. Giving yourself enemas regularly is a very good idea. What kind of nozzle do you use?" "A regular size double-balloon." "That's a good choice. If you find you need a bigger size of balloon, or of firmer rubber, let me know. There are other kinds of nozzles, too, such as a nozzle in a buttplug or an expanding dildo nozzle that's man sized. Now, I'm going to test your resiliency first, colonics tend to take it out of you the first couple of times you have one. By the look of you, I'd say you eat pretty healthfully, for a flight attendant." "Yeah, well, I drink a lot of liquids & exercise regularly, and of course the job always keeps me on my feet. I eat light meals, snack on fruits or veggies, & I don't drink very much. My main vices are strong coffee and about a quarter-pack of cigarettes a day." "Not bad. Wiithout even really thinking about it, you keep yourself in good alimentary health. That's good for people like us." "Like US?" "Adorers of big, fat, deep, even HIGH anal sex. 'Be kind to your colon going down, and it'll let you batter it good going up!' That's the number two mantra of anal lovers. First, of course, is lube, lube, & MORE lube! Okay, strip & get up on the table over there." Belinda hung a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door & locked it, then put on rubber gloves while I did as she commanded. She then got out a small jar of vaseline, opened it, & dipped a finger in. "Okay, Tracy, assume the position." I got on all fours on the bench. "Breathe..." I felt her gloved index finger slide into my behind easily. "Easy entry. Shouldn't be TOO difficult... Tighten up for me... grip my finger with your sphincter as hard as you can... okay. You're getting pretty loose from the dilating you do. You don't want to be SO loose you have to worry about having an accident, or even just leakage, for that matter. Seepage can cause chafing & make insertions difficult, one thing you DON'T want is bleeding hemmhroids. Don't overdo things to the point where you feel you've GOT to always have something huge up there. When you're out & about, try keeping a smaller-sized plug in place, to keep your sphincter in practice. Sleep with regular sized men to keep variety in your anal diet & teach your sphincter to accomodate any size & knurl back up into tightness easily. But, you of course want to train yourself to hold the big ones, too. I've got a more private place here with setups like Scarlet's dungeon where you can practice anally masturbating with sizable cocks on sex pistons when she's not available. You might want to get a machine & some similar toys, yourself. Okay, time for a dilation test." SCHUMP! She pushed a greasy, firm, black rubber expanding buttplug up my ass. PFFT PFFT PFFT... she pumped it up... "breathe... and" NNNYEERRGGHH!!! POPP!! She pulled it out while it was still inflated! She dilated me as widely as she pulled, & it flared out. "Good. The right amount of resistance... easy dilation after a point, no tendency to rip or fissure, muscles contract very well. Now, some pleasure before your cleansing, you'll be really tired afterward. How about a nice fuck before your colonic?" She strapped on a 12" x 3" super smooth bong, squirting KY all over it & proceeding to screw it into my butt before I could say boo. Ooohyeah... fuck me... up my ass... buttfuck me... fuck my ass... fuck my butt... do me in the behind, bitch.... humpmy... hiney!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHmmmyyyyhinneyyy!! [DDOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZHHHH!!!!!!!!!] My bottom exploded in a dirty orgasm. Ohhh that felt...soooooo...... "Ooohh!! Your bottom knows how to achieve it's own orgasm without any help from up front. Very good! Now, before I clear you, I need my own assurances about your anal abilities. You have to demonstrate you actually CAN accomodate these monster rockets. Scarlet HAS been known to go overboard on occasion. One or two recruits have been injured when they took more than they were ready for. Stay put." Belinda got out velcro cuffs & a couple of big jars of vaseline, then set it all down & bound my feet & ankles together. She then left the room, coming back in a few moments with a BIG dildo to beat the band. It superficially resmbled that 12" x 3" super smooth she'd just used, but this one was easily 5 inches wide, by the look of it, & was a couple of feet long! It looked a LOT more pliant that the last one, which was a firm but not HARD rude intruder. It looked soft enough to mold to my countours! She sat it on the bench & covered it THICKLY with vaseline & KY. Then, she started being a nasty little condescending bitch. "There's that tiny little bottom hole! So tight again! Open wide..." She'd climbed up on the bench with me, then she positioned it just over & outside my ass, & puushed.... "nnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", I grunted as she relentlessly pressed... "Ooohhh!! Look.. at... that! That pretty little bum... buttocks splaying widely! That TEEENY tiny little fundamental orifice of yours... dilating VER-RY nicely! The resistance is JUUUst right... Willingness is VERRRY good... It's gonna fit! Yes... Yes! There it... goes!" There it... goes... indeed, you biiiiiiiiiiiitch!!! ooooWooOOOOOOOOPPPPPHHH!!!!!!!!! I thought to myself as it spread me open & schluupped in... four inches in... five... "aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Feels SOO good! ILOOOVEIIITT!!! So BIG upmyass! Fill me up... FILLMEUPP!!" "OKAY! Now... Get up & sit down on it. It's six inches up, you can safely go that much more. Go as far as it feels comfortable for you. And it IS comfortable, isn't it?" "WONDERFUL doesn't even begin to describe it!" I thought. So soft... so comfortable up my asshole... a BIG but A-MAA-ZING shit log just pushing & filling up my every inch so easily... molding to my every curve... ooohhhhhmmmiiigaaaaaaawwwwwwdddddd!!!illoooovveiiiiiittttt!!!!!SOOOOOOOOGO OOOODD!!!" ran through my head as I wiggled my bum open a little more & just sank down on that glorious shaft. I got a little more than half that monster up my butt, until less than half the trunk was showing from my ass, & was comfortably holding open my upper sphincter, the meaty head resting...ooooohhhhhh so comfortably against my anal gspot... "Okay, get up." She unbound me. "Walk around with it in. Let me see your ass wiggle around that thing.... again... again... once more..." "Ohhh... don't torture me... this thing feels so good up my ass I'm gonna explode, this things tickling my bottom's g-spot BIG... TIME..... OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" I stopped, clenched my cheeks, & shuddered as another orgasm washed over me from my bottom.... felt an urge to... push.... PPPPPPHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! I shat that wonderful bole out. I didn't hear what she said as I grabbed a four tubes of KY from the countertop & squirted them all over that wonderful missile. She shut up & watched in rapt amazment as I crouched over it in the lotus position & wiggled my bottom back over it & sat... DOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN................. BLASSTINGGGG OOOOOOOOFFFFFF........... squirming my shithole down around that bole & wrapping my around that exquisitely delicious bottom tormenting pole. I rode... and rode... AND RODE.... Humping my behind up & down on that thing as long as I could stand it.... forgetting completely about coming... "OHHMIGOD you're amazing!! I've NEVER seen any of her bitches do THAT!!! Get up here, bitch, I'm gonna fuck your brains out before I stuff that long dong in & clean you out." I obliged, & she strapped on the 12" x 3" again, I climbed up on the bench, she pushed that overwhelming fucktoy into me until it was as far up my ass as it could go, & then she just laid on me & bored that thick man sized dick into my pussy... Ohhhhhhhh..... nowiwaswhirledaway!!!canteventhinkstraightifeelllSOOOOOOOO................. ...... I lost all train of thought as orgasm followed orgasm front & back as she filled both my holes to the max.... OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............................ Finally, SHE was worn out. "Okay.... In the chair..." I weakly got up, letting that humongous bong fall out of my bottom as I rose... stumbled over to the chaise & fell into it... "Legs up in the stirrups, bitch." My nether regions were exposed... she lowered the stirrups until my legs were level with the rest of me... spread them as far apart as she could as she opened the chair's partition at the legs..... she bound me into the chair, ankles, wrists, & midsection... she put a ballgag in my mouth. & put a old-style pair of leather-clad, foam-lined Pioneer earphones on my head... Relaxing instrumental jazz flowed into my ears... just as I eased up, the tone changed... a dusty beat... saying "Yeah, yeah" as if from a distance... over & over it repeated, set against the warbling of a synthesizer... arousing rhythm... think I've heard that in a porn flick somewhere... Belinda's clone pushed back one of the earcups. "Now, see this?" She was wearing the rambone I'd seen before. "I'll fuck you with this one. As you can see, it's not JUST dildo. It's a combination proctoscope & colonic nozzle. See these holes here & here?" She pointed at two not too small holes on either side of the head, halfway back along it's meaty nub. "Those are the intake & outlet nozzles, for letting water in & sucking waste out. And this..." she tapped the very head of the meat, where the 'peehole' of a man's dick would be "under here is a small but high quality camera lens, mated to a light. This'll let me scan your insides as it climbs through your ass channel until it's far enough up for colonic irrigation. You'll LOVE being fucked with it, I know. I can test your acceptance of it up your behind, give you a good rectal exam, see how your turd tunnel looks, & seat it for your colonic. Once I start the water, about three quarts will go in before the suction starts. Don't want suction going on while there's only solid mass, that wouldn't feel too good. Once all but the last halfgallon is sucked back out, we'll stop the suction & let you evacuate the rest normally. Another side benefit? Since this is a digital scope in here, I can record this on my computer, & you can see what's going on inside. You can actually watch yourself being buttfucked! It's REALLY cool!" Without further ado, Belinda stuck a tube of KY up my butt, & squeezed it's entire content into my anus, & then followed the first tube with a second. She then got a large medical syringe, with a thick, long tube instead of a needle. It looked to hold about a soda can's worth of vaseline/KY mixture. She slid the syringe's tube all the way into me, & injected the lube mix as high as the tube would let her. Then, she got out a funnel with a long, squirmy tube, oh SHIT! Whoooooooaaaaaaooooooopppppppphhhhh!!!!!!!!! Belinda snaked the outlet up my ass, went almost a foot into me! Once it was fully inserted, she then bent the rippled tubing so that the funnel's inlet 'bowl' was standing upright. She then got another large plastic bowl from a table nearby, & poured the contents, a LARGE quantity of vaseline & KY mix, into the funnel like it was batter into a cake pan. It all glopped & oozed deep into my rectum as it all came out the spout tip way up my rear end. As it drained, Belinda donned her medical shit snake of a dildo & greased it up thickly with vaseline & KY. How was she going to be able to see through all that lube! She pulled my earphone back in place. She followed that motion with a click of an infrared mouse, activating a multimedia application on her computer & fullsized it's display. As the screen came up, it showed a view of my nether regions as seen through the nub of that fucktoy! Can't see those angles personally, not bad! Thge picture was hi-res on a 21" LCD flat screen monitor. I saw 'record' come up in one corner of the app window... Belinda put the mouse down & moved in... I watched in orgiastic fascination as she pushed... watching that dildo... ummphhhh... knock on my backdoor... feeling myself dilate as I saw my hole give way on the screen... it sank....ooooOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!INTO THE BLACK HOLE OF MY BOTTOM!! Watching... as it pushed upward... all inside me was pinkish before the bright light in the camera...I saw another hole... the bong pushed against it... felt it ooppeennn... my upper sphincter... a slight twist of the dick... soo full.... sogood... LOVE it when it goes that deep... it snaked around my 's' curve... over a foot up my butt now! OOHH...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 My clitty was starting to popopopopopopop...... I couldn't keep my eyes on the screen... ohhhhmigoooddddd..... I started gushing as Belinda kept pushing... I was blasting off... couldn't explode out my ass for the massive meat slithering ever higher... I lost all senses but what was playing in my ears & what was plying itself up my rear... Belinda stroked back just a little... I managed to open my eyes... focused... & saw her pole prod at the bottom of a log of shit as she fucked me ever deeper with that extreme fudge-packer... & I just gaped in ecstasy as rapturous atomic orgasms exploded my clitty again & again as I watched that superb shit snake screw itself & my shit deeper into my body... my entire ass channel arcing with the sexual intensity cursing through it... for almost an hour, Belinda just fucked my ass with that mega-monster of medical fuckmeat. slamming that ultra sized dick in & out of my butt... MAANN... WAS.... SHE... GOOD!!! This bitch made Scarlet look like a piker. Finally, Belinda pushed the medical bole all the way up my butthole one last time & let it stay there. She unhooked the base of the medical dong from the strap on harness she was wearing, picked up the remote mouse, stopped the recording on the computer, saved it & closed the app. "Ready?" She asked me... "Mmmhmm..." I breathed... I felt SOOOO good.... the dusky rhythms in my ears became jazz once again... the water pump began whirring... & I felt a jet of water squirt from the head of the mighty penis lodged in my behind, shooting high into my colon.... deep... gurgling into the very pit of my bowels... my ass felt overjoyed but my guts felt like knots as water churned 'round in me, breaking up & rinsing out the first of years' worth of detrius remaining in my intestinal tract (not that there was much, with the way I ate). Shortly, I felt the pressure equalize... my right-side earphone moved back again... "Now, I've opened the draining valve, & you can see your shit washing down that tube as water flows from the other one. You'll probably feel a few pounds lighter when we're done." The earphone was moved back... I relaxed as best I could around that exquisitely horny joy in my bottom & the gurgling in my colon... thank heaven for the music... much later... the influx stopped... the suction continued for a few more moments.. . then stopped. My earphones were taken off, my bonds loosened, & Belinda helped me up, with that massive anal missile still deep up my ass channel. "Now, get on all fours..." I got on hands & knees on the floor... My beloved butt-filling dildo was snaking down... "When this comes out, I'm going to insert a widegirth buttplug to stop you up until we get to the bathroom...." Ohh... uurrgghh... not gonna.... "Belinda, stop! It's all gurgling down! I'll wind up shitting right here if you take it out now! If you take that snake out of my ass, everything else'll come out behind it!" "You sure you can't hold your water until I plug you up? Without all this apparatus, you can wrap a robe around yourself. That'd be rather hard with this up there. You leave this room with that still up there, everyone else will see." "Who cares? They're all plugged up, too, aren't they?" "True." She clamped off the tubes, detached them from the tanks & took them in hand, leading me out of the treatment room & down several quiet corridors to the bathroom. We passed other girls, five in all, between the two rooms. The last three we met in the hall just short of the bathroom. Scarlet was one of them. The other two were young, nubile blondes, much more petite than me, very TINY girls, barely in their twenties by the look of them, They were waddling down the hall, trailing the entire enema apparatus from inflated balloon bulb nozzles, the lower of which could be seen peeking from the clefts of their tight little hineys. They were red with humiliation, embarassed at being made to walk down the hall naked before anyone & everyone else they met, trailing their enema hoses from their bottoms like tails. Scarlet had a robe on, & was grinding her butt as she walked, like she had a large buttplug stuffed up her ass, & was trying to pull it all the way in. She 'ooh'ed as she saw me strutting my stuff, bumping & grinding with the mega drain snake waggling from my bottom, as it hung halfway out, with Belinda's hand on the base cup that was several inches below my bum, to keep it from slipping out while I walked. The two blondes flushed redder in humiliation & rubbed their bottoms as I passed, watching me unabashedly as I twitched my tail, my high colonic butt bone swinging with each shake of my ass that came with each step, asserting it's presence up my ass & showing them my pleasure as it flared out of my bum. I stopped, winked at Scarlet, leered at the other two humilated, nubile blondes, & said "Mmm!" I winked at Belinda then, as she first blinked & then grinned at me. "Like what you see, girls?" I asked them. "You wish this was you, don't you? Getting an enema through a colossal dildo? Over a foot of fuck meat filling up your tight, just de-virgined asses?" I wiggled, clenched, bent down at the waist, & shook my ass at them, wobbling my full-filling drain snake at them as it hung out of my ass, showing them somewhere between a third & half of it's length. "You wanna be impaled on this proud prick, don't you? It's... GGGRREEAAATTT..... Byee..." I wiggled my fingers at them languidly as we continued on to the can, ever twitching the tail deliciously tormenting my tush. When the door closed behind us, I could hear the whispers of the two once Scarlet's laughter at my behavior had abated as she continued on her way. 'KNOCK KNOCK' "That was SOME brass, baby! Remind me to reward you sometime!" Belinda & I looked at each other & broke up in giggles. Man, was I ever becoming the brazen anal hussy. Now, I could hear the whispess of the two blondes. " Ohmigod! Did you see the size of that thing? And I thought this bubble up my butt was too big!" "I... want... SOMMA THAT! Nurse... who do I need to see about getting THAT kind of insertion training?" I stood over the bowl at last. "Ready?" "Mm hmm!" Belinda pulled that glorious bole down... slowly, most of the way out... "Sit down as far as you can... then push it out & I'll pull it away." I pushed... the super cock fell out & down into the toilet... & I rocketed to the moon as my ass erupted with the remains of my colonic. Man, was I tired out. I scheduled another cleanout for a day off two weeks later, went home, & just flopped.