STEM by Karen Blayne

Oh by the way red tape first.

Be warned these short stories contain mature content or naughty bits and as such may corrupt you if you’re under 12, 16, 18, 21 or 25 depending where you live thus if they are not suitable for you put them back on the shelf and let them age for a year or two.

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Fred, her hair in a pony tail and dressed in comfortable cargo pants plus a long sleeved blouse, reached the fourteenth floor. She remembered the instructions she’d received at office building reception turned to her left and counted down seven doors. She tapped then entered. “I’d like to drop off my C.V.” she said dropping it on his desk. The man quickly glanced at it, “Could you take a seat for a moment.” He turned back to his computer and played with the keyboard and the mouse. The printer behind Fred whirled and spew out half a dozen sheets.

“Now if you’d just like to sign those I think that will do it.” Fred picked up the output and took the pen he offered. “What does income averaging over six years mean? And this one that talks about study leave?” “Oh that just means we average your salary over six years so basically it gives you the equivalent of an office junior rate whilst you’re on study leave but we pay your fees and textbooks for your course as well.” “You mean I get paid whilst I’m going to College?” “Yes but we’d like you to stay with us afterwards.” “Awesome, it says I start today, doesn’t it have to go through Human Resources first?” “Actually no, HR in this organisation advises managers but it’s the accredited manager who has the authority and I happen to be an accredited manager with budget. So if you’ll just sign the letter of offer etc. I’ll take them down to HR to process them. It’s only at the other end of the hall. Start today, I meant to speak to you about coming in late this morning, and since you shouldn’t be late twice in one day you’d best go home early shall we say 3:30?” Fred had a sudden thought about her ability to tell her left from her right, she’d come the right way hadn’t she? She looked at him then grinned “I’d best try not to be late tomorrow then hadn’t I?” “Definitely, take your jacket off, there’s a spare desk in the corner and have a read through the report on the desk, you’re looking for spelling, grammar and I’d like your thoughts in general.”

On her third day as she arrived she overheard two female students gossiping, “Michael was so livid, somehow C division have hired a trainee engineer and HR had promised him faithfully that his team would get the next one. Still it’s good for us for all we have to do is convince him to join our team and Michael has promised to pay our tuition next year.” “How will we locate him?” “Well he’s new, called Fred and he’s somewhere in C division we’re bound to find him sooner or later.” “And how do we convince him to change teams?” “Easy, disengage his brain, you know get the blood elsewhere, then if the promise of us two girls pampering him every day if you know what I mean doesn’t do it then I’m losing my touch.” “A year’s tuition for both of us?” “That’s what he promised me.” “Wow, geek hunting here we came.”

“Are you an engineer called Fred?” “Yes why does the office want me?” “No but we do.” Giggling the first blonde pressed herself up against him and kissed him deeply whilst her friend undid his belt and fly zip before sliding her hand in to feel his hardening pen15 showing her expertise first with her hands then shortly later once it was erect with her lips. They eased him back onto the floor and two sets of lips were working and lubricating his boner, the second girl moved up and started to kiss and caress him whilst the first tugged her panties off and guided him inside her. “Jessica why is there a tool bag of telephone bits here?” “Because I’m a telephone engineer?” Jessica jerked herself off him and shrieked, “Ohmygod I’m full of sticky telephone engineer cum quick pass me a tissue.” The second girl murmured “Sorry wrong guy.” And together they dashed out of the cubicle.

Fred heard the shriek and put her head round the cubicle. “You OK?” she asked the distraught telephone engineer “I think I’ve just been raped.” “Oh hang on I’ll go get Steve, he’ll know what to do.”

Steve called security and reported a suspected rape could they send someone up. The engineer pulled his jeans up “I don’t believe it happened, I mean the guys in the office will never believe it if I tell them I was raped by two female college students.” “I think we’d better report it to security at least then they can grab the hallway CCTV tapes if only to protect you from any possible he got me pregnant accusations later on.” Brittany from security dashed in shortly and addressed Fred. “Do you want to go to hospital so we can get a DNA sample?” “Actually I’m not the victim, it’s the telephone engineer on the floor.” “You know they sent me on the rape course because being young and female I could relate better to the victims. Still I suppose it’s much the same, we’d better get a DNA sample from your butt so I’ll take you down to the city hospital and start the paper work. Can you describe your attacker?” Brittany took out her notebook “Two young college girls that took me by surprise. I’m sure you’re supposed to be sympathetic not trying to hide a grin.” Brittany grinned openly “Well it doesn’t happen every day you must admit. No DNA then.” Steve suggested “Shall we adjourn downstairs and talk about what is to be done over mug of coffee?” They all agreed and trooped downstairs.

“So what happened exactly?” “Well they asked me if my name was Fred and if I was an engineer.” Fred went white and Brittany glanced at her name tag. “Do I get the impression you have something to add?” “Well I saw the same two girls this morning talking about Michael being livid that C division had a new trainee engineer and that he would pay them a year’s tuition if they could persuade the engineer to switch to his division. Are engineers so valuable then?” Steve replied “Currently the organisation is desperate for engineers even trainee ones, HR could place fifty tomorrow.” Brittany continued “and A division is even more desperate than anyone else. They have a ‘can do’ mentality so high staff turnover and more than a few burn outs. Michael promises every one everything but then ‘shit happens’ I think is his favourite phrase. C division which is yours and Steve’s is much saner we haven’t had a single distraught person in C in all the time I’ve been here and I’ve heard that C division projects seem to get quietly done more or less on time and budget without the panics.” She glanced down at Fred’s name tag, “Frederica?” Fred nodded “Middle name?” “Nicole” “Well I suggest that you become Nicole rather than Fred if you come back with me and I’ll change your id card to Nicole and if Steve has a bit of budget for protective clothing we’ll do a bit of shopping. Which leaves you, I suggest that you go back and finish the job you were doing. I assume there is same way for you to bill us for waiting time?” The engineer nodded. “Then if Steve is agreeable to pay that I’ll collect you after sorting Nicole out and we can do a standard counselling session over food. I’ve got some homemade sausage and onion pie in the freezer at home it just needs popping in the microwave and there might even be a beer in the fridge from last time my dad popped round.” The engineer’s eyes opened wide and he hastily nodded his agreement as did Steve who handed over a number of $100 bills from his wallet to Brittany.

“Will he be OK?” “Sure he’ll be fine and just to make sure since he’s so cute I’ll make a point of checking his plumbing this evening. Now what I suggest is you become Nicole who’s working on a contract and will do anything to get her contract extended.” “It sounds too corny, I mean no one would believe that in this day and age would they?” “Michael and A division have a number of girls in exactly that position, they daren’t say anything in case their contract isn’t renewed. All you have to do is fawn over Steve in public, keep touching him, leave your hand on his arm, that sort of thing.” “But isn’t that harassment?” “You’re allowed to sexually harass your boss, especially if you’re a trainee engineer, Steve won’t dare say anything anyway.” “OK now why are we buying protective clothing?” “To protect you from being noticed, I think you should wear your hair down as well.” Nicole as she now thought of herself shrugged her shoulders and allowed herself to have her outfits chosen by Brittany.

She was a bit doubtful about some of the choices herself, black over the knee socks with a ribbon tied round the top combined with a black pencil tight skirt that was a good six inches above the knee, and a black top that was so thin and tight you could see a little bump from the washing instructions on her bra. The bra was something else, not a comfortable sports bra of the type she’d been used to but much more a garment for a quite a different type of sport. In fact if she didn’t know better she’d have thought it was designed to be displayed rather than covered up.

Next morning in the elevator she met Steve and recognising at first glance his stunned dropped jaw look as a complement she felt warm inside and much more self confident, more so when she saw he was trying to disguise a growing hardness just below his belt. She stepped across to greet him and ran her fingers lightly over his crotch. “Since I know you don’t own a gun I must assume you’re pleased to see me.” She whispered intimately in his ear before kissing his cheek much to the amusement of the other passengers.

When they arrived in the office Steve’s first comment was “I’m not certain that is normal office standard behaviour.” “Oh don’t be stuffy, Brittany said sexually harassing my boss was permitted. Besides its only harassment if you don’t like it. We can be ourselves in the office but Brittany’s advice was to behave like a contract worker who wants her contract extended and will do anything to get it extended then they won’t realise who I am.” “Well as long as you restrict yourself to me I guess it’s alright.” “I take it you approve of my outfit then?” “As a man or as a manager hoping not to have any riots in the office?” Nicole laughed “Wait until you see tomorrow’s outfit.”

She saw Brittany a week later and asked after Fred. “Well I’ve decided to keep an eye on him in case there are any complications so he’s moved out from his parents and in with me for the moment. He’s been saving up for the last few years living at home so we think we might even buy a house together. I mean to say I’m not quite certain just how long I’ll have to keep an eye on him and keep testing his plumbing now am I?”

She saw the two students individually get lost in C division’s offices as they discreetly searched for Fred, the trainee engineer, a couple of times but she was lucky enough to be ignored.

Then her world collapsed. She came into work not knowing what else to do somehow she managed to make it to the office but once there she just looked at Steve “He’s dumped me. After five years of going out together he’s just dumped me.” “What happened?” “He caught sight of me in my Nicole office outfit instead of my usual baggies I mean I know he’s a manual worker and I work in an office but that didn’t matter to me but suddenly it did to him. He had this whole thing about a women’s place being in the home looking after the children and certainly not out working earning more than him. All I did was ask him wouldn’t it make more financial sense if he stayed at home for the first few years child minding.” She lapsed into another bout of tears. Steve just stood there helpless stroking her back and hugging her until the tears finally stopped. “Better?” “Not really it’s thrown everything, college and everything.” “Why?” “Well I came up to look for somewhere for us both to live. I took a room in hall but they haven’t any once term starts and the plan was we’d find an apartment here and I’d go to college whilst Todd worked locally and now I’ve nowhere to live.” “You could look for somewhere by yourself?” “I don’t want to live by myself and I don’t want to share with strangers, I’ll just go home with my tail between my legs to mum and dad. They didn’t understand why I wanted to become an engineer anyway.” She sobbed.

Having found himself a trainee engineer, a good one at that who’d spotted two errors so far, Steve didn’t want to lose her “I’ve a spare room if that would work?” “Wouldn’t your wife have something to say about that?” “I don’t have one so I can please myself, come and look at it at least.” “What will I tell mum and dad? They were very keen on Todd saying he was good and reliable.” “Just tell them Todd and you have broken up and you’ve found some lodgings.” “Yes I suppose that would be best.” “I’ll take you back this evening and if you like it you can move in immediately.” “Sounds good, how much rent do you want?” “You haven’t lots of money and anything you pay me gets taxed so I’ll settle for you doing the washing up.” Nicole moved in the following weekend but was surprised to see he had a dish washer.

Sunday she’d got up very late, it was mid afternoon when she took her shower and finding she hadn’t yet unpacked her towelling dressing gown borrowed Steve’s from the back of the bathroom door before darting back to her room to get dressed. As she crossed the living room she heard a screech “My sister told me I was wasting my time making you brownies, just how many sluts do you have about the place? That’s it I’m out of here!” There was a sound of the front door being slammed then quietness descended. “Oops, do you want me to go after her and explain?” “No whatever you do don’t do that. She’s the divorced sister of one of my neighbours who seems to think I like instant mix brownies. I’ve been trying to discourage her gently for more than a year now.” “She doesn’t look the type to take a hint somehow.” “I tried feeding her brownies to the ducks in the park but they sank.” “Oh dear remind me never to make you any though why you’d need a packet mix I’ll never know it only takes five minutes to make the batter. Still it takes all sorts, I saw a tin of Bisto gravy on the shelf in the supermarket the other day heat and serve, I mean how long does it take to stir in the granules with boiling water?”

The week was long, one of the clients suddenly moved a deadline forward so everything was rushed and the hours long. They took to eating pizza for lunch in the office and at the local restaurant for their evening meal before heading back to the office. Nicole got the waitress’s mobile number so they could order from the office then just descend when it was almost ready to be served. They covered the table with plans as they carried on their discussions as they ate. Eyebrows were raised by the other diners when their food appeared apparently instantly when they arrived. Friday they finally delivered their verified proposal by the 3:30 pm deadline before the long weekend.

They crawled home and Nicole sank into a hot relaxing bath. “Is it normally this hectic?” she called from the open bathroom door to Steve who was busy in the kitchen. “No normally it’s much quieter but if the client wins the contact then it might get a bit busier for a week or two. Do you want overtime or time off in lieu?” “Whatever you’re doing.” “We’ll go time off in lieu then so an hour and a half off for every hour we worked overtime.” “I like that idea. You know I really miss my boy friend’s tongue at times like this when I’m exhausted.” “Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate...” “Wow a guy who knows his Shakespeare, that’s nice but not quite what I meant. Hey how far can I push you to keep your staff happy?” “What would you like?” he asked in a resigned voice. “Well to relax me Todd would sort of lie between my thighs and use his tongue on me you know down there. I could warm myself up with a vibrator whilst you had a bath first, it takes me twenty minutes or so to get really warmed up then you wouldn’t have to work so hard.” She bit her lip awaiting his reply. “Well I suppose in the interest of keeping my staff happy I could indulge you after my soak in the bath.” “If you’re really good with your tongue I guess I should return the favour on your staff. Ohmygod do you realise I’ve just promised to give my supervisor a blow job, I never dreamt I’d ever do something like that.”