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rache: Spoiled like last week's meatloaf? Or just bored out of her skull?

 

 

How to combat bitterness: A new Chanel handbag, some half-way decent perfume, a stolen book, and my own porn site...

But why do hospitals always paint their walls piss yellow? That's what I want to know.

Actually, that gives me an idea...

Next time they ask me for a urine specimen...

(and my butt smells like roses!)

 

This is how bored I am with cancer.

Go to the Editorial

or

Read Horsecock instead

Your choice; it's all the same to me now.