Jais Nereis Reviews
#23 - Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
The SlutMan
Description: Young Mindy wanted to lose her virginity. This is the story of how she blackmailed me into helping her do it.
Codes: Mf cons het 1st safe oral anal size teach
Review:
Ah-ha! Here we have a brand new story written in the time honored porn tradition of too much is not enough! No adverb or adjective is safe beneath The Slutman's pen! The plethora of graphic imagery presented for our dripping approval is astonishing and no, I am not complaining. This is pornography with no redeeming social qualities. We're unburdened by a clever plot or deeply motivated characters. We don't even know why the teacher's pet is the horny little minx she is! It's a mystery, Shaggy! Normally this would be a problem for me because I do love a good story and well deveoped, multi-dimensional characters, but if the porn is really, really good...I won't complain.
But I have a complaint and I'll put it here: Where is the Lolita code? It isn't necessary because the synopsis tells us that young Mindy is going to blackmail her teacher, but still…The word just warms my heart! (and I run searches on words like that)
Not much of a complaint is it?
That's a good thing, as Martha Stewart likes to say when I break out my strap-on (we did time together) and this story is pure porn! We begin with the mandatory element of justification, the opening in which reasons are given and the plot unfolds, and this really is only presented as a bare bones excuse for what follows. But the background and setup does help to establish Mindy's incomparable and sublime beauty, as well as the necessary fact that the girl is a borderline genius! Aspiring writers take note, you do NOT want to leave yourself with a dull, half-witted, mall-rat in a Lolita story! The girl has to be smart, ruthless, and determined if you're going to sell her as a blackmailing slut bent on the seduction of a scrupulous father figure! (there's no incest, it's a classic observation from the Freudian school, so relax) The Slutman is all too aware of this and Mindy is perfect as a thirty year old nymphomaniac whore trapped in a (perfect) fourteen year old body! What's not to love?
Her would be foil and the object of her decidedly obscene and immoral desires is Mindy's teacher, Gerry Allen, and he's a stud right out of the hallowed pages of my Aunt Sara's old Playgirl collection. (I love her attic) He's not only handsome, muscular, and well endowed with a thick 8” cock, the man is available!!! His only fault is a genuine sense of moral responsibility. He turns Mindy down flat the first time she offers herself and that's where the blackmail comes in handy for our precocious heroine!
A funny line: "But if I had such a sterling character, then why had my cock been a rigid iron bar in my pants?"
That my friend is exactly why you have a sterling character! Okay, so maybe Gerry isn't the brightest bulb in Vegas, but with that body and that cock...Oh! Is there any other kind of iron bar? That's over-the-top: Reinforcing graphic imagery two and even three times with redundant descriptives until the last shred of doubt is bludgeoned into tapioca! The Slutman swings a mean hammer, folks!
The writing is a veritable flood of apt and occasionally not-so-apt description, as I've said, with only a few odd mistakes here and there to mar over-the-top perfection. I found the briefly switched viewpoint (from Gerry's narration to Mindy's and then back) to be a little unnecessary and even annoying as it took me out of a place I was quite comfortable in – Gerry's manly noggin, but what can you do? That's the author's decision and I'm sure some readers enjoyed it. I'd only suggest that a similar switch happen earlier, at the very beginning to clue readers that it could happen anytime. It was kind of a jolt coming in the middle of a heated sex scene and I almost hurt myself.
So the plot? Who cares! We've seen it a million times. The characters? Cardboard perfection and clones that hold no surprises for a jaded reader like myself. The sex? Hot! The kitchen sink is in here and I have a new thesaurus in case I ever need a good word in a sex scene. I've already got this story in MSWord with fifty macros programmed into it. (You owe me another nickel Bill) If all you want to do is take a sticky bath in your computer chair…This story comes with everything but batteries and Mr. Bubble! Repeat after me: "When I want porn, I want The Slutman!"
Jais Nereis
Technical: 8 Plot: 7 Appeal: 9 Stroke: 10
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