Jais Nereis Reviews
#27 - Uncle Touches Tippy
Uncle Touches Tippy
N-TEK
Description: While enjoying some sunbating, 15 year old Tippy is raped by her Uncle Joseph
Codes: Mf cons non-con pedo reluc coer inc unc niece
Review:
Sometimes the truth hurts and while I love N-Tek personally and think he's a wonderful human being and a marvel of internet frolick...This story of his suffers.
So here goes...wait, I need another shot of tequila, and...
Hmmmm...This story is of a sort that I'd like to see on the back of my Rice Krispies box. Instead of helping Snap and Crackle find Pop, I could read the uninspired adventures of young girls being mercilessly abused by their relatives. Some people like big, old Jethro Beaudine bowls for breakfast. I much prefer smaller ones, but big spoons are nice. Size matters, after all, and...Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about.
I love breakfast. I love porn. It seems like the good people at Battlecreek could find some way to put them together. This story, I think, is the perfect example of how space can be filled with words. Any space, like the back of a cardboard box, for example. Or even the inside of the box! "Free N-Tek Surprise...Inside!"
Or maybe not. Its entirely possible that this story simply has no redeeming qualities at all. As much as I'd love to find a use for all those consonants, they seem permanently displaced. Oh, the words are there, but they don't make a lot of sense and even when they do, the ideas and images are not very exciting.
Skip this story. Your time would be better spent imagining Snap and Crackle buttfucking their little sister Pop...What? You didn't know she was a girl? Heh! All it takes is a little imagination.
Jais Nereis
Technical: 5 Plot: 5 Appeal: 2 Stroke: 2
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