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Dedicated to my friend John P. (the ultimate Rachael Ross consumer)
He's read all of my stories twice, memorized my blogs, smiled patiently at my rants, and made me feel like more than just a commodity.
So this page is for you, John, and I hope it makes you giggle like I do...or else I really need to check my meds!
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