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 This story is purely fiction, and contains sexually explicit situtions
possibly involving (but not limited to) rape, pedophilia, vegetables,
coffee mugs, and various farm animals.

   The characters in these stories are in no way based on real people.  If
you feel that they might be based on you, you are probably an idiot.  I
don't know you.

   Keep this shit out of the hands of children you lazy, thoughtless
bastard.  Do you have ANY idea what a kid who read this stuff during his
childhood would grow up to be?  Well, YOU'RE READING THE KIND OF FUCKED UP
SHIT HE WOULD END UP WRITING.

   Enjoy.
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