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I take it you all want me to continue this soon, seeing as I got all the 2 emails about it..grr..Anyways, here is the next chapter, this one should be shorter since I don't really have to explain the internal mechanisms of Crono's cock. I have no objection towards the previous chapter, but having to describe it I think takes away from the general sex of the scene. * denotes thought Tidings of Comfort and Joy Chapter 3, "Voices" ".and so" the amethyst topped self proclaimed genius said, "It turns out that because of the traverse field in the tachyon emissions, the only logical deduction was that the inverse field reactor had sent out a negative pulse emission. It's just amazing how simple technology is when you know the least bit about computers" Crono sighed as he rubbed his eyes. *This was going to be a very long trip* he thought as focused back on the skies. While there wasn't a lot of trees or power lines in the far off future, the constant threat that aerial enemies was enough for the mute man to keep himself working. And, if for nothing else than it helped him get through the ride. Lucca stretched her arm back, revealing to Crono out of the corner of his eye for a moment a glimpse of white from in between Lucca's legs. *Shit!* he thought, trying to inconspicuously peep on his traveling companion. *Ok, try to calm down* he thought, feeling as the blood started to leave his brain and traveled further south. *She's Lucca, remember, your childhood friend, she's like your sister* he thought. Suddenly, out of nowhere, his little shoulder angel and devil appeared. *Of course, on the other hand, she isn't really your sister, she's your friend. And besides of which, she's got a killer bod* the devil thought, not said because just as his real self, he cannot talk. *So? So does Marle, and you've always had a great sexual relationship with her. Plus, you've always liked blonds* the angel said. *Yeah, but you've also always liked chicks with glasses* *So what, you are gonna screw up your life, and possibly the world for 15 minutes of fun?* *More like an hour. And besides, who said it's gonna be screwed up?* *Think about what you would be throwing away* *Think about what you would be throwing away, look at her, she's practically begging you to nail her. You know she's had a crush on you since you were kids, why not go for it? Because of some old Judeo-Christian tenant about having only one lover? Don't kid yourself man, it's just sex. And hey, whoever made it a law against having two wives? Remember you'll end up being king anyways!* *Not if you screw things up with Marle* "..Crono? Crono? You listening to me?" Lucca said. Crono shook his head and looked at Lucca, nodding. "Ok, good. Anyways so then I took out my data decrypter and I began initial scannings, when lo and behold it turned out that the phase reaction had a delta range variation, which." *Hey, lookit this!* his devil said as Lucca lifted her head up, her cleavage painstakingly obvious to the young hero. *Go in man, be Don Juan de la Nooch!* *Calm down man, she's just stretching her neck out* *Don't try to tell me she hasn't been trying to get in your pants ever since you met Marle* "Here, let me show it to you, I have it back he---OMPF" Lucca said, slipping down on the spiky headed hero, her breasts conveniently falling on either side of Crono's face. Were it any other man they would be struck silent. "Oh my god!" Lucca said, blushing redder than a tomato. "I'm so sorry!" she said, trying to conceal her embarrassment. Crono looked at her, and put his arm around her in his best `I want you to feel better but I don't want to have sex with you, at least not too obviously so you won't think I'm a pervert' pose. Lucca looked over at her friend as he tried to console her. Things between them had gotten awkward to say the least. She felt like he was trying to distance himself from her, but she didn't know whether it was a result of her or whether it was merely him accepting his fate as the hero of time. As she felt his arm wrap around her, she noticed that he seemed uncomfortable, particularly in the waist area. "Doitdoitdoitdoit" said a voice as a puff of smoke appeared on her shoulder. "Do not listen to her" said a heavenly voice as clouds parted on her other shoulder. "Oh come on, he got a raging hard on the instant he got a face full of tits, I say go for it!" the devil said. "Oh come on, he's like your brother!" "So what if he is? You've wanted him the whole time!" "And what, you're willing to destroy his life with some quickie?" "Who's ruining his life? He'd be better off with you than that bitch Marle. That dumb slut has been fucking away your boyfriend since childhood." "And even if he goes with you, then what? He's still gonna want to save the world, it doesn't matter what you're gonna do about it." "So? You can save the world together, in fact---" she started but was interrupted as the real Lucca watched as Crono tried to use his shirt to cover up his engorged naughty parts. All of a sudden the Epoch violently shook, rocking both of them. As Lucca looked over her shoulder she saw a vibrantly colored bird with razor sharp talons. Before she could find a handle on this situation, the bird came over again, making a run at the ship. "Holy shit! It's coming again!" Lucca said, strapping on her seatbelt. She looked over at Crono and she saw that he was too preoccupied at the controls to strap his on. When she leaned over to fasten the belt her hand pressed gently against his still throbbing member. *Alright* she thought, the idea that he was still aroused despite the situation they were in made her a bit happy. The world seemed to go in slow motion for Lucca during those precious seconds that followed. The slice, almost like a paper cutter, followed by the inevitable crunching sound of grinding metal seemed to go on for an eternity, torturing both her and the ship. She felt the now torn bird lurch downward, propelled by Crono's instinct on how best to avoid their predator. As she felt the Epoch pull down she could feel the power of bird's talons lose their clutch on the Epoch. Suddenly everything was propelled back into normal time. She saw the bird sweep towards Crono's side, getting ready for another run. This time however, she was well prepared for him. She pulled out her gun, and unhitched her seatbelt, practically jumping on Crono. She could hear the strain of the engine try to work against the damage that had been dealt to it. She knew she wasn't going to have much more of a chance, either she was gonna to destroy it or it was gonna destroy the Epoch, there was no other option. The bird swept forward, screeching out its battle cry as its sharpened talons drew near. Lucca could feel her body forced back as she let loose with a blast from the gun, igniting the bird upon contact and thus, alleviating the problem of their predator. As Lucca let loose a sign of relief, she noticed just how well she was able to keep Crono stimulated. She decided now was her time to go in for the kill. "Crono" she said in her most innocent voice, intentionally staring at his member "are you alright" she said, cocking her eye and moving her hand mere inches from Crono's leg. Crono's response was a gulp and a failed attempt to appear normal. "Did.something.distract you there when you were flying?" *OH MY GOD! IS LUCCA HITTING ON ME?"* he thought, alarmed at her sudden change in mood. "Don't worry Crono" she said, pausing a moment. *Ok think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsex--* he stopped as he saw Lucca take off her helmet, allowing all of the short purple hair entangled with sweat drop down. As Crono tried to contain himself, she continued, saying "I was hoping you would get my hints" she said, with an oh so subtle wink. It was at that point that the soda guzzling, cat loving gentlemanly hero left and the crazy silent sexual demon of lust took over Crono. Without a word, as usual, he hit two buttons, and Lucca could hear as the Epoch headed downward at its maximum safety speed for landings. Within mere moments they were down. Without pausing a moment to find a place to go, Lucca nearly sprang upon the silent hero. Crono could feel his full mast being expertly handled. Soon enough, however, Lucca grew impatient, nearly ripping off his pants to get a good clean look as his cock. She was in awe at seeing her first real one ever. *His size is enormous* she thought before she decided to act. Leaning over on the seat, she was prepared to suck him off. She inhaled his musk scent, loving the sheer power of the aroma of man that lifted off him. As she lowered her lips onto his throbbing purple mushroom head, she tasted the first drop of precum that was oozing it's way out of his head. Crono groaned in pleasure, the wetness of her lips cascading with his pulsating penis to bring him to almost unreachable pleasures. More and more of his pounding cock disappeared into the mighty mouth of the superb scientist. Crono fought against his instinct to force feed his cock to Lucca as she began to stroke his balls, first rubbing them in small circles then grasping them as she managed to cram more and more of his meat inside her mouth. *Gonnacumgonnacumgonnacumgonnacumgonnacum* Crono thought as he felt a surge in his balls. Before being able to warn Lucca, as though he could, a surge of sticky white man chowder flew from his cock, jet after jet hitting the back of Lucca's throat and going down to her belly as she took all of it down. As beads of sweat rolling down his forehead, Lucca let out his semi solid dick, still covered in a mix of his cum and her saliva. "Yummy" Lucca said licking her lips as she still tasted the aftertaste of his cum. "My turn" she said lying on her back in the comfy leather seats of the Epoch "Go for it". Crono didn't let an instant go by before he dove in. With the strength of a thousand invading Mongols he pulled down her pants, revealing only a shiny purple pair of panties with a little bow on it. *Cute* Crono thought, looking at it. "Don't just lie around staring all day, get to work!" Lucca said. And went to work he did. Gently pulling down the purple panties he noticed two things. One, Lucca was a almost completely shaved, and two, purple was her natural hair color. Crono reached out, feeling the heat coming off of her already puffy lips. He began as so many journeys do slowly, licking the creamy white flesh of her inner thighs. Lucca let out a moan of pleasure as she felt the long strokes of his tongue caress her warmly. As Crono worked his way up Lucca could feel her trickle become a river. As soon as he reached the lips, Lucca's legs involuntarily spasmed forward, bringing Crono's face right up to her womanhood. Despite her insistence on speeding it up, Crono kept on his pace, slowly eating her out starting with the inner lips and moving on up towards the clit. The instant that his tongue touched her fully erect sensitive clit Lucca howled out in pleasure. Crono continued his attack on the clit, laying down lash after lash as Lucca continued to moan in pleasure. Lucca could feel herself build up like a balloon to her orgasm, as each moment seem to drag on for an infinity of pleasure, each pleasure like an unreachable mountaintop. Every time she felt herself ready to release, Crono withheld it, despite Lucca's whimpers and moans. "I, I'm gonna cum" she screeched aloud as her body reveled in the delight of his lovemaking. Suddenly she felt a nothingness envelop her being. She looked down towards Crono, her sweat covered body demanding release. Before she could utter a single phrase, she saw why he had stopped. His newly lapidified cock, still shining from her saliva was at the entrance to her went slit. Before her hazy mind could fully understand what was going on, Crono plunged his member inside her.In but an instant her mind and body were sent into an agony of pleasure as a massive orgasm washed her entire body over. Every cell in her body was rattled from the pleasure as Crono's rock hard shaft continued to pound in and out of her. Crono moved with the speed of a jackhammer, ramming his cock into her as she cried out loud in pleasure. Despite her tightness, her well lubricated womanhood was more than enough to give him the leeway to move unabated. As Lucca felt her orgasm begin to subside, she could feel another coming along, like waves on the sea. She used her hands to cup Crono's balls, massaging them as he continued to fuck her at warp speed. Lucca could feel Crono speed up, and she knew he was nearly ready to cum. She grabbed him closer, moaning as he pushed in and out, in and out, with the tenacity of a dog in heat. She cried out as she felt his body become sharply rigid. She felt as Crono blew his load deep in her. She cried out in the throes of pleasure as her orgasm came upon her the instant that Crono first ejaculated into her. Lucca did all she could to stay conscious as she was being bombarded by pleasure as Crono continued to pump her with more and more cum. Crono pulled his still hard penis out of her, with a loud audible pop. Crono let out two more jets onto the scientist's body, one just above her light purple patch of pubic hair, the other just below her navel. As Lucca let her body relax, she could feel the sultry mix of their love juices glide down her legs. The feeling itself was both irritating and erotic. "Whew" she said in between gasps, her breasts heaving with every gasp of air. As she wiped the sweat off her brow, she couldn't help but notice the stance of her lover. He was standing, his member still at full attention. "Y, you can't, be serious?" Lucca asked in amazement. "No wonder, you and Marle are, always so tired, in the mornings!" She looked at him; the only response he gave was a shrug. "What do you want to do now?" she asked, her mind racing with ideas, the likes of which would make any lemon writer foam at the mouth. Crono then attempted to use his fingers to try to describe what he intended to do. After several minutes of unless finger dangling, Lucca finally thought she understood what he meant. "You mean doggy style?" she asked, her breathing having returned to normal. Crono rubbed his jaw, as though Lucca understood what he meant but not fully. "Yes or no?" she asked. Crono sighed, then nodded his head in agreement. Lucca turned over, her body held in place firmly. She felt Crono put his hands on her hips, giving them a squeeze before bringing his member to bear. "Oh, don't tease me" she moaned as she felt the head of Crono's cock glide gently into the entrance of her pussy. She felt as he teased not only her womanhood but also her pink puckered entrance. She was ready at first to complain but she was amazed to find that it felt good. She reveled in every motion as he would tease her slit, then move up towards her rectum, leaving a trail of sticky juice along the way. "S-stop it Crono, please, I need it bad!" With a shrug Crono put his hands oh her hips. As he prepared to thrust forward, Lucca tried to tell him "Crono wait that's the wrong hoooooooooooooooooooooole!" Lucca instinctively tightened her anal muscles, trying to stop Crono. The pain itself was bearable, but the shock of going from the idea of straight intercourse to anal was in and of itself shocking. Crono bit his lip as he felt Lucca's tight passage clamp on his member, making the process all that harder. Crono paused a moment, waiting to see what Lucca would do next. Then, to both of their surprises, she loosened her muscles, allowing him unrestricted access. He worked slowly, his colossal girth was difficult to press in, even with Lucca's acceptance it took much time and patience. Slowly, Inch by agonizing inch he pressed on. Lucca bit her lip as Crono was taking her anal cherry. After half a foot, she thought she could take no more. Crono, on the other hand, believed differently. Putting one hand on either side of her butt checks, he spread them apart, as far as he could without hurting her. Using his hips as a corkscrew handle, he pressed onward and inward, as gently as he could. Lucca tried to fight her natural instinct to stop him as much as she could. Crono continued to press on. Lucca thought that he would never end, as though he had somehow grown some inhuman sized member and was going to go all the way until she could taste his precum. Suddenly, Crono stopped. Lucca looked back, and to her amazement all of Crono's ten inches were now buried deep in her anal passages. She felt Crono begin to pull out slowly, then thrust in once again. At first he moved slowly, only pushing in and inch and plunging it back in, but as time went by and her body became accustomed to both his presence and his girth. As her body slackened more, he began to return to a more normal pace. Lucca began to feel pleasure in the stead of the mild pain she once felt. As Crono continued to fuck her ass, she could feel the pleasure start to build up in her. She cried aloud and started to push back with Crono, reveling the pleasure of his cock buried deep inside her, feeling the sensation of his balls as they slapped against her pussy. For his part, Crono had been the good boy, taking her slowly, but now the kiddy gloves were off. He increased his speed, fucking her faster and faster, each stroke going further out and further in, as he continued to accelerate. Lucca was now crying out loud as she felt another orgasm building up within her. "Oh, fuck me Crono!" she moaned, feeling his go faster than when he was fucking her pussy. "Fuck my ass, I'm gonna CuuuuuuuuuuM!" she moaned as her body convulsed in pleasure. This orgasm was without a doubt one of the strongest she had ever had before. Suddenly Crono let out a groan as he shot a load deep within his best friends bowels. Lucca passed out before Crono was done. After their fun, Crono thought it would be appropriate to let her rest. As he sat the scientist down to let her rest, covering her with a spare blanket that was on the Epoch. Crono put on his clothes, lit up a cigarette, and put the Epoch on a straight course for a while. Suddenly it hit him. "What the FUCK am I gonna tell Marle?!?" And that ends that. Sorry about all the wait folks, but finals, well they just suck. I'll try to get back into the habit or writing more often though. Try an email folks, they work wonders. 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