The Real Loot

(Panic Room)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

If Meg didn't make it back to the Panic Room after grabbing the cell phone, things would've turned out quite differently. In this take, the lunatic Raoul quickly beds the mother, and
Junior introduces little Sarah to sex. One the robbers get into their new toys, it's a free-for-all orgy between the four , while the moral Burnham refuses to participate. First, Meg  masturbates in front of everyone to loosen up her daughter, who next performs the same act. Then, to appease their captors, the two Altmans eat each other out before swapping male lovers. The final insult comes a week later, when Sarah's classmates mysteriously come across a tape of the whole night.

Mikey is Good Enough

(The Goonies)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

After Andi reveals her plan to make love to Brand in the caves, Stef tries to get him to catch her in the "little girl's room."  When Mikey stumbles upon her, though, her exposed body makes him hot enough to still any protests when Andi takes him to bed instead of his big brother. Then while listening to her friend's cries of passion, Stef gets taken herself by an opportunistic Mouth. After both girls have had their fill, they meet up to share their thoughts, and each other.

Ginny's Burrow

(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

Before Ginny sets off for her first year at Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit for the remainder of the summer, and her longtime crush is fulfilled.

The Immorality Cloak

(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

After discovering his nemesis has an invisibility cloak, Draco acquires one as well, with the explicit desire to cause even more mischief than Harry. His first target is none other than Hermione, but it is poor Ginny who will end up getting taken.

The Woes of
Dumbledore's Army

(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

Umbridge's inquisitional squad turns out to not be completely incompetent. Warning: contains heterosexuality, which might frighten most readers of Harry Potter fanfiction.

The Golden Gate Opens

(Lord of the Rings)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

Poor Eowyn has a bunch of secrets from her time in Edoras before the War. Grima was a horny bugger!

The Ride of the Rohirrim

(Lord of the Rings)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

A quiet session of solo sex in the Druadan forest brings Eowyn into the sights of some local woses.

Midnight Duel in the Forbidden Forest

(Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

What if Harry hadn't run into Voldemort straight away during his first detention? Let's just say Draco's been looking to do a little mischief, and why not let Fang, too, while he's at it?

Mayhem at the Burrow

(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

After the Quiddich Cup, a Zonko's gag causes Ron to stumble into a forbidden relationship. Naturally, the two are caught by their intelligent classmate, though the resulting consequences
are quite unexpected.

The Trial of Fire

(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Parts:   2
Status: Incomplete

Upon reaching their fourth year at Hogwarts, students are given a choice to attend a very special class designed to facilitate their relationship with the opposite sex. The boys can't believe their luck, but a certain bushy-haired Gryffindor isn't sure about the whole thing....

7/23/05 - Chapter 2 up.
Also, read my timeline for the story: NOTES

Holiday Rows

(National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

Christmastime is always stressful for the Griswold family, but this year more than most. Audrey's not about that to get in the way of letting off a little steam, though....

Look Sir, Babes!

(Star Wars: A New Hope)

Parts:   1
Status: Complete

Sex, comedy, and more cameos than you can shake a fist at on Princess Leia's rebel blockade runner. Inspired by Pointless Waste of Time's flash movie, and the Red vs Blue series.