I'm Vinnie Tesla. I write dirty stories. I've been doing it for about
a year now, and I'm still exploring the medium. Here's what I've
finished so far:

    * On Saturday (saturday.txt; 1000 words) is a short fantasy love
      letter with no plot and no real dialogue. Contains BDSM
      elements, lots of oral, and the dreaded second-person narration.

    * Residues (residues.txt; 800 words) is a collection of seven
      oblique short-shorts with a common theme.

    * This is Not a Story About Andrew (not.txt; 5000 words) is the
      story of a sudden reciprocated crush, and what is done about
      it. It was a November Silver Clitorides finalist. The story
      features anal play, a little spanking, and fewer annoying
      digressions than previous drafts.

    * A Sex Story (jenny.txt; 500 words) contains purple prose,
      convenience-store coffee, and no sex at all.

    * Victim/Victorian features light female domination and imitation
      nineteenth-century vocabulary. It looks like it's gonna be about
      seven chapters long when I'm done, whenever that is.

          o Part 1: City Manners (vict1.txt; 2400 words) was a January
          Silver Clitorides finalist.

          o Part 2: Art for Art's Sake (vict2.txt; 4000 words) was
          heavily influenced by a request from the lovely and talented
          Desdmona, long may her fishtank bubble.

          o Part 3: Just Desserts (vict3.txt; 3400 words) has lots of
          spanking. Mmm...spanking, as Jimmy Bot would say.

          o Part 4: Just So (vict4.txt; 3400 words) features licking,
          reading, painting, and Kipling.

	  o Part 5: Plots and Plans (vict5.txt; 2700 words) concerns
          Corky's attempt to escape, which is thwarted by Beatrice,
          then thwarted some more by Maggie. They also thwart each
          other for good measure.
    
    * Vinnie Tesla Vs. the Nantahack Yacht Club started as an attempt
      to write something silly, over-the-top and unabashedly
      porn-y. What I ended up with is rather confusing and
      dialogue-heavy for those goals, but I still think it's pretty
      fun. It includes bondage, oral sex, and a teen orgy (sort of).

	   o Part 1: Guest of Honor (vict1.txt; 4000 words)
	   o Part 2: Unfamiliar Customs (vict2.txt; 2500 words)

    * Urgent (urgent.txt; 1500 words) is an epistolary piece I threw
      together to answer the question "is there any legitimate reason
      to tell a story in the future tense?" Many readers may conclude
      that the answer is no. Contains bondage, F/F sex, second-person
      narration, and chatty digressions.

    * Four Condoms (fourcondoms.txt; 2800 words) Vinnie and Nadia had
      a different weekend from the one they had planned. Now they have
      an hour to get rid of the evidence before their housemate gets
      home. Contains oral and anal sex, rimming, and allegedly funny
      repartee.

As with most ASSTR writers, I love getting e-mail. Please let me know
what you thought of my stories at vinnie_tesla@yahoo.com