Archive-name: bondage_olympics

From: kahuna@microserve.net

Subject: Bondage Olympics

Newsgroups: alt.sex.bondage

I've been looking over the schedule for the Olympic games and I don't see any bondage related sports. I'd like to propose the following games for the next Olympics: The Hundred Foot Hogtie Wiggle: Nude participants are placed in a very stringent, high arch hogtie that places all the weight on the athlete's pelvic region. Best time to transit the 100 foot course wins.

The Hundred Yard Shackle Shuffle: Nude participants wear standard issue legirons and handcuffs. Best time around the track wins. Variants: Barefoot or wearing 5 or 6 inch spike heels.

The Short Hobble 400: Nude participants hands are bound behind their backs and ankles fixed with hobbles which allow no more than a six inch stride. Best time over 400 meter course wins.

Intestinal Fortitude Freestyle: Nude participants are tightly bound in their favorite position with their favorite medium. Last one to mess themselves wins.

Spreader Bar Sprints: Nude participants' hands are bound behind them and their ankles fixed to a spreader bar. Best average time for a series of sprints over short and long distances, barefoot and wearing 5 or 6 inch spike heels wins.

Hundred Meter Hop: Nude participant's hands are bound behind them and ankles tied together. Athlete hops 100 meters barefoot and one hundred meters in 5 or 6 inch spike heels. Participant is then tied to a chair and hops the chair 100 meters. Best time overall wins.

Any other suggestions???

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In article <4spbd9$3he@crash.microserve.net> , kahuna@microserve.net writes: In article <4spbd9$3he@crash.microserve.net> , kahuna@microserve.net writes: > I've been looking over the schedule for the Olympic games and I don't > see any bondage related sports. I'd like to propose the following > games for the next Olympics: > > The Hundred Foot Hogtie Wiggle: Nude participants are placed in a > very stringent, high arch hogtie that places all the weight on the > athlete's pelvic region. Best time to transit the 100 foot course > wins.

::Lots of great Olympic bondage event suggestions snipped:: followed by request for more ideas.

How about The 400 and 1600 Meter Women's Hobbled/Dildo Relay? First leg starts off with with hobbled contestants carrying dildos in their mouths, arms tied behind their backs. Second leg contestants wait bent over, legs spread wide, as first leg contestants must insert dildo securely into vagina of second leg contestants (who are not hobbled, but do have hands tied behind backs). Second leg contestants must run without allowing dildo to fall out of vagina. Third leg contestants wait, legs hobbled, hands bound, pull vagina out of second leg contestants' vaginas with their mouths, then make their run, where they pass dildo into fourth leg contestants' vaginas, who then complete the course.


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