Archive-name: Micro.and.Millie

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Subject: ARCHIVE: Micro and Millie

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OOPS! (Blush...) My second try:


This story has nothing to do with bondage, but I thought it was interesting, and since I can't post anonymously on a.s. or r.a.e. maybe someone else could post this there for me. Thanks a lot! -Black Douga
(BTW, I didn't write this, I found it on the door of a physics prof's office 8)

Sex Life of Micro and Millie

One night when his charge was exceptionally high, Micro Farad decided to seek out a cute coil to let him discharge.
He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacy- cle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge by the sine waves, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.
Micro Farad, attracted by Millie Amp's characteristic curves, soon was fully charged and had his field excited. He had her resistance to a minimum. He laid her on a ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her capacitance.
He pulled out his high voltage probe, inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel, and began short-circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, Millie mumbled "Mho, mho, give me mho."
With his tube operating at maximum peak, and her field vibrat- ing with his current flow, Millie Amp soon reached her saturation point. The excessive current flow caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro Farad rapidly discharged and drained every electron.
They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all its field strength.
Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his generator. So they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity, and blowing each other's fuse.
-Author Unknown



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