Archive-name: Military.Madness
From: jfriday@westmark.Stanford.EDU (The Crazy Archivist)
Subject: ARCHIVE: Military Madness
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Subject: Military Madness - was mumble-NAVY SEALS
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Date: 17 Jul 91 04:01:28 GMT
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Yo! All, Snidley here...
Sorry, I've lost track of the thread, but I'm sure you remem-
ber...
Regarding the thread about the sexual possibilities of the
military environment that has digressed into the merits of having
a slightly psychotic D.I. with bad breath screaming obscenities
into your face...
No, No No, NO!
Your looking at it all wrong! Look at it this way:
25 young, female Royal Air Force cadets in full dress
uniforms...(RAF because as far as I'm concerned, their uniforms
are light years more attractive then anything the U.S. has had
since World War II)
Company!...*AtTENHut!!*...
(The sound of 25 pairs of black patent high heel pumps clacking
together.)
About...*FACE!!!*
(25 fannys...)
Hands behind your...*BACK!!!*
(Clakkkkk...25 pairs of handcuffs ratcheting down on 50 wrists.)
Open your...*Mouth!!!*
(Ulgp!...25 ball gags being buckled tightly.)
Forward...*March!!!*
(Yer lef, yer lef, yer lef, right, lef...)
To the Rear...*March!!*
To the Rear...*March!!*
Company...*Halt!!*
Prepare for...*Inspection!!*
(You, straighten that tie! (ObSnidly:^), You there, shorten that
skirt...You! Stop that drooling! Everyone, chins in, *CHESTS
OUT*!...)
Company...Left Face! At the quick step, March!
You! call the cadence...
(Sound of a single gag being loosened.)
"Don't know why, but I've been told...
(24 gagged voices: "Ni THFF NUO, MUf Ef Mnn Mlld!...)
Gag my mouth so I won't be bold.
(24 gagged voices: "GUG Mni Mnf Mo Ni Mof Ne Mld...)
'Cuff my hands behind my back...
(24 gagged...Aww you get the picture...:^)
So I won't be able to resist attack.
Paddle my ass to make me try...
Whip my pussy to make me cry.
Hmmnn Hmmn, Look good! Hmmn Hmmn, Feel good, Hmmn hmmn, Is
Good!
Keep me this way every day...
Before too long, I'll be quite a lay.
Not every single girl will like...
Treatment like this 'less it's by a Dyke.
Men must be sure you don't act like a boar...
'An pretty soon we'll have you back for more!"
Company...*Halt!!*
Enter the...*Barracks!!*
Go to your...*Bunk!!*
Lay...*Down!!*
(You there! Lay at Attention!)
Company, Spread your...*LEGS!!*
Prepare to be...*MOUNTED!!*...
*MOUNT!!!*
(Sound of metal cots creaking vigorously!)
Company......Wait FOR IT!!!....***CUM!!!***
Gives new meaning to the term "Cluster Fuck" Don't it?
Til Later,
SNIDLEY (Who's always marched to a different drummer
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