How the Sheikha dispelled Sheikh Chilli's Worries
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 One day Sheikh Chilli came home somewhat earlier than usual. As he was about to enter, he met
a massively muscled Kala (black) Dravidian Telinga Piyada (Telingani Foot-soldier) coming out
of his mahal. Intimidated, the Sheikh felt his Lund (penis) shrivel up closer to his body and
his mouth went dry. Concerned, he went inside and to his dismay he found his Bibi in her
bed-room, getting dressed. 

 "My Mehbooba (darling), I am really very worried today," he told her as she sat on her kursi,
pulling the leg-end of her tight shalwar chooridar over her foot and onto her leg. 

 "Well, why are you so worried, my dear little Showhar ?" she asked him. 

 "When coming home today I saw a really scary and muscly Telinga Shudra Goonda coming out of
our house," replied Sheikh Chilli.

 "Oh, I see," said the Sheikha, suddenly more attentive. However, she knew that she should not
make assumptions with Chilli. Carefully she looked at Sheikh Chilli in his face and asked, "So
what is it that is bothering you?"

 "Now I am really very worried that that Kala Shudra Admi has a bigger Lund (penis) than I
have," he complained. 

 "Oh, I see," replied the Sheikha as she looked her Showhar closely in the face. "Well, I have
some good news for you." 

 "What ?" asked the Sheikh. 

 "You can stop worrying, because I can tell you for sure that he definitely does have a much,
much bigger Lund (penis) than you!" With that, she smiled him in the face and gave him a peck
on the cheek. 

 "Oh my Bibi! Thank you for this news. Now I don't have to worry. I am so happy that I have
such a smart and intelligent Bibi!" exclaimed Sheikh Chilli. Happy, he returned to his own
room. 

 The End