Wish I was not Curious about Shudra Men by Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa" Status: Incomplete One day I was relieving myself in a public urinal in my mohalla (neighbourhood) when one of the frightening and intimidating Shudra Goondas from the Shudra mohalla came and stood next to me. Opening his lungi, he started to urinate. Now, when I was growing up as a boy I heard the many rumours about the penis size of Shudra men from the other mohalla boys. However, I had never seen a Shudra man's genitals. Unable to contain my curiosity, and desiring to confirm the validity of the rumours I had heard, I slowly looked over at the Shudra man's genitals. I will never forget what I saw. Hanging from the Shudra Goonda's groin was the biggest and blackest masculine organ I had ever seen. I was absolutely amazed at its gigantic size, for it was, even in its flaccid state, still one foot long. Shocked, I could not believe that a man's penis could even grow to that amazing size. In fact, it looked more like the generative organ of a Telingana Bull or a Dravidian buffalo than a man. Since that fateful day, I wish I had never peeked at that Shudra man, because I now feel inadequate and less than a man. I do not like feeling inferior to Shudra men because I have a small Aryan Zubb (penis). Worst of all, I feel inferior and emasculated when I bokk (copulate) my Bibi. I keep thinking that she would be much happier with a twelve-angosht (inch) Shudra Lund (Shudra penis) stretching her white Aryani Fuddi (Aryan vagina) than my short five-angosht Aryan Lund. My greatest fear is that my lovely fair Aryani Bibi will taste the superiority of Shudra men and then leave me for a Shudra man. The End