Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:52:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: Bryan M <farmlandbb@yahoo.com>
Subject: At the grands

I am sitting in my grandparents living room.  Very hot summer weather,
humid and sunny.  The kind of weather that makes me so horny that I can get
crazy.  And I am gonna be doing that for the next 2 weeks.  Going crazy.
There are hot dudes all over the place here, and my grandparents breed
dogs, so I am gonna be goin after both.

  My grandparents are away on a cruise and I am house sitting for them.
Nobody else could do it, so I am here by myself - just me and my
grandparent's dogs.  They breed two kinds and they have several males. Two
of them couldn't give a fuck about me, literally, but the rest of them are
more than willing to mount me and whack my happy ass.  There are a couple
of problems, though.  One of them is self control.  In this mood - with
hot, humid, sweaty, naked-is-best weather, I could easily give myself to 3
or 4 on the first day and ruin my ass for the rest of the vacation.  Pacing
is crucial here.  If I can I want to be a piece every night of the vacation
- mostly guys, but alot of dog.  And if I get gang-banged by 3 or 4 dogs in
one go on the first night, I am sure that I will be ruined for awhile.
Butthole wider than the Chunnel, but painful.

  The other is just in writing about it.  They breed 2 kinds of dogs, now,
the grands.  One breed is Irish Setters.  They are all right, I guess, from
the standpoint of most zoos.  But of course the dogs everybody dreams about
are Rottweillers, Mastiffs, etc.  Or German Shepherds.  I have a German
Shepherd and he is the best, but Rottweillers, Great Danes, Mastiffs and
the big boys are way too big for me.  Although like everybody else who is a
dog zoo I can get a bone up for Rottweillers.  But NOBODY at all thinks
that getting fukd by show poodles is hot. Even though my grands raise the
really big kinds, who pack a strong punch when they fuck you and make you
know you are their bottom bitch, still, you get laughted at. But I
understand.  I mean even I think they look really, really silly clipped
like that.  But they mount a boy real well.  They are smart, and learn very
quickly how to mount up and make you theirs. Do it hard.

  Laugh at me if you like, dude, but I am gonna be a piece of poodle ass
this evening.  Not much dignity, but a real hot time, for me.  I am wearing
a pair of loose kneelengths, shiny blue.  And a blue dress shirt.  But the
grands back garden has high walls, plants and trees.  Nobody can see me
even from the next door houses, which are only one story.  So I am loosing
the clothes here.  Nothing worse than trying to strip for a dog who wants
to get it done NOW. They are always nipping and trying to jump you, once
they realize you are from their standpoint in heat, and you are on the
menu.  So off with the shorts, off with the shirt, and off with my watch.
I left a leather vest and a big bottle of lube in a back pack down by the
kennel run near the canal.  Went down earlier to give it a go, but it was
way too hot and sunny earlier, I would have died of heat stroke while I was
gettn fukd.  But now the sun is setting. Its time.

  I'm naked now, and I go out on to the patio.  I stroll down to the pool,
jump in, and stroke to the far side.  I consider doing some laps. Nah, want
it too much.  Want it now.  So I pull out of the pool and head on over to
the kennel. Nice being all wet and naked.  When I get by the kennel I open
the back back and put on the vest.  Can't clip the dog's claws, and I don't
want to be explanin to guys I hope to meet why my sides are scratched.
This one is pretty simple, black, with a three button front.  Doesn't need
to be buttoned, though, When he grips me he will clamp the vest to my
sides.

  Now its time for the lube.  I lube up a big butt plug and start pushin it
in.  Lean up against one of the palms, steady myself with one hand and
violate myself with the other.  Slather myself with lube, so it will go in
as easy as possible.

  I chose my favorite guy and let him out of his run.  He jumps up on me,
licks my face, then drops to all fours and licks my balls.  Then he gets
around behind me and puts his muzzle between my ass cheeks and pushes.  He
knows what he likes, and like french guys, he has style.  I have been doing
it in front of audiences, mostly, so it feels strange just me and my
partner, but I don't want the other dogs watching, cuz that might be
trouble if I want to be done by one of them.  So I lead my dude out into
the back of the yard, where I have put a blanket on the grass.

  Squat down and start frenching with him - seems appropriate. He licks
with enthusiasm and my lips are gettin wet and sticky.  I open wide so he
can swab my mouth.  Tastes great and its totally perverted.  He keeps it up
for awhile. Makes me heat up even more.  Then he pushes against my chest.
I fall backwards and spread my legs so he can lick my dick.  He starts
using his tongue - I have responded well when he has done this before - he
knows a blow job and a fuk are comin his way soon.  But right now I just
look up at the sky and about pass out from total sexual pleasure.  He is
licking my legs, my balls, my dick.  I spread'em as wide as possible and
just give it up.  I am leakn and he is lappn it up.  I am gettn too close,
so I roll over and get up.  Crawl around so I can get under his back legs.
He wasn't wrong - blow job on the way.  Cuz he knows its coming he is
already showing off.  I lick my hands abit and start jackn him to get him
all the way out.

  When he is I get down and take it in my mouth.  Swirl some tongue, wait
for the fluids to start leakn on my tongue.  Happens quickly.  I do my best
to give him some good head.  I massage his balls and knot.  Squeeze a bit.
Bob back and forth.  But I can't wait.

  So I turn and offer myself.  He knows what to do and is on me like a
rocket.  Sinks in fast and sets up a strong pace. It feels, really, really
hot, he gets thicker and thicker each time he pushes in and immediately I
am grunting with pleasure. Sometimes he takes a really fast assault on my
butt and it hurts really bad.  My eyes roll back in my head and I bite the
blanket.  Neighbors can't see unless they were to look over the fence, but
they might look if I scream in pain/orgasm ecstasy. He fucks well but he
can be a bit quick.  This time its quick.  He finishes up in just a few
minutes and we are locked.  He turns.  I have to try to call him back as he
moves.  He mostly stays but I end up moving backward until we are opposite
the gate that leads to the canal.  This is more than just a pain in the
ass, cuz people could see if they look closely.  But I get excited by the
chance that someone might sorta see me being boned by a dog.  When he is
done with his pump he pops out.  He never licks me clean so I kinda clean
up myself.  Take off my vest and plunge into the pool.  Nice and soothing
after the major ass stretcher that I just took up my butt.  I swim back and
forth a few times and relax.

  But I want more.  It was great but too quick and I am still a horny dude.
The big question is Irish Setter, another poodle or a hot dude from the
beach?  I sit in the jacuzz and think about it.

     So, okay, make fun of me.  I like feed back, even if you just write to
tell me that I have no pride servn it up to a show poodle or am a real
weenie cuz I don't like doin Rottweiller cuz I'm scared and I don't like it
that painful.  B