zDate: Sat, 19 May 2001 20:54:40 -0700
From: Roderick Shafton <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: DEVIOUS WIFE

           THE DEVIOUS WIFE

   "Bill? Hi. This is Mark. Listen, uh, I need your help. Um,
Jill threw me out of the house again. She's being a real
bitch!"
   "What'd you do this time? And where are you?"
   "I'm in a phone booth. I don't know what I did. I never
know what I did. She never exactly tells me, you know. She just
gets all pissed off and won't let me back unless I pay a
penalty."
   "What, a new dress? Diamonds? A new Caddy?"
   "Yeah, sure. No, it's either something silly or has to do
with, uh, sex. She gets these crazy notions. Sometimes I don't
think I even did anything. I think she just likes to humiliate
me."
   "Like what?"
   "Well, last time she made me break open a bag of fertilizer
on the back lawn and roll around naked in it!"
   "Jeez!" he laughed.
   "And the time before that I had to wear her negligee and
bra and stick my head in the doggie window while she backed her
ass up to me and made me lick her pussy and butthole! She's
crazy, man, but I love her so much. What am I gonna do?"
   "I don't know, Mark. What'd she come up with this time?"
   "The worst yet. Uh...gee...this is hard to even say, I sure
as hell don't know how I'm gonna do it!"
   "Well, spit it out."
   "Ha! You'd better believe I'll do that!"
   "Mark, what the fuck are you talking about?"
   "Listen, if this doesn't...if...I mean, you gotta promise
not to say a word to anybody, okay?"
   "Sure. Now stop keeping me in suspense, willya?"
   "I mean, you're the only guy I could think of that..."
   "Mark, what do you have to do?" Bill asked in exasperation.
   "Bill...I g-gotta b-blow a guy! Yeah, on the back porch
while she looks out the window! Can you believe that?"
   "HA! HA! HA! You must have really fucked up this time. Hey,
wait a minute. W-why'd you call me?"
   "Causeyou'renotashitandmaybeitwouldn'tbesobad."
   "Hunh? I could hardly hear you. Speak up."
   "CAUSE YOU'RE NOT A SHIT AND MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD!
There, you think this is easy asking you something like that?!"
   "Oh," he gulped. "Y-you mean ME? You wanna...B-BLOW ME?!"
   "Ssssh! I mean, shit, man. This is hard enough without
saying it. It ain't like I want to, you know. Damn! I don't
know who else. I can't just go grab some guy off the street and
yank his pants down so Jill can watch me queerin' him! I'd get
my head knocked in just asking."
   "Why do you think I'd get involved with that stuff? You're
not trying to insult me, are you?"
   "Aw, come on. Of course not. You're my best buddy. Who else
could I ask? I've never had a dick in my mouth, man. At least
you'd understand why I was doing it, right?"
   "Whew! I don't have to get naked, do I? I mean, you're just
gonna lick it a little and suck? Do I have to come in your
mouth?"
   "CHRIST! What are you worried about? I'm the one's gotta
suck it! Anyone can get a blowjob. You're always talking about
how you love getting head."
   "Yeah, but..."
   "Okay, forget it. Fuck you, and I'll just go jump off a
bridge!"
   "Aw, she'll let you back in."
   "No, I'm gonna jump off the bridge cause I had to tell you
this and you turned me down. I'm so fuckin' embarrassed!"
   "Cool down. I oughta let you jump off the bridge just to
find out if you're putting me on, you fuck!"
   "You think I'd kid about something like this? I'm
desperate!"
   "A couple hours out of the house and you're desperate?"
   "No. That was three days ago. I'm just getting up my
nerve."
   "Oh, okay. What'll I have to do?"
   "You gotta be naked. We both gotta be naked. That's the way
she wants it. She won't listen to anything but the way she
wants to see it. And...you gotta do it..."
   "Do it? Hell, I ain't doin' it! Fuck that!"
   "No. I mean, you gotta come...in my mouth..."
   "Oh, I see. What if...what if I can't even get it up...much
less be able to blow my wad?"
   "Huh! She thought about that. She said that's my job. She
said I have to do it so good the guy can't help but pop his
cookies."
   "Wow! Blow my wad in your mouth...might not be so bad after
all. Never had a guy suck me, but a mouth's a mouth, I guess.
You want me to eat a lot of celery? I heard it tastes better
that way," he chuckled.
   "You...you gotta shoot in my mouth so I can show her...but
I don't hafta swallow it, thank goodness!"
   "Hmmm. Gee, Mark, doncha want to? I'm told I got pretty
sweet cum."
   "Fuck off, damn you. Guess I'll find out soon enough,
though."
   "Okay, when?"
   "Uh, now? As soon as possible. I stink and I'm still in the
same clothes. Good thing I'm on vacation. Can I...can I call
her up? Will you meet me there after I call you back?"
   "Okay. Not a bad time, really. I've been kinda horny all
day."
   "Great! I mean, that's good. Then it won't have to last too
long. Uh, do me a favor, willya? Shower. I gotta...lick your
nuts, too!"
   "Ooooh, this is sounding hotter all the time, buddy. But if
you want me over there now, forget the shower. Besides, I'm
doing this as a favor, and I think I'd dig it better if you had
to smell my stinky balls, too! Hell, maybe I could give her a
couple of hints on other things for you to do!"
   "Don't get any fancy ideas, she'd probably go for it. You
drive a hard bargain. Okay, I'll do your stinky nuts, but at
least wash off your cock, willya?"
   "Yeah, some good ideas. Did I ever tell you about the chick
over in Rochester that drives me up the wall by licking my
asshole?"
   "Don't you ever mention that to her!" he cried. "That's
just the kind of thing she'd go for."
   "Alright, but you'd better blow me real good, buddy. I want
you down on your knees making me believe that prick is the best
thing you've ever tasted in your life! Otherwise..."
   "Hey, are you two in cahoots or something?"
   "No. But that's a thought. I always wondered what it'd be
like to screw a guy up the ass. You think Jill would get off on
seeing that?"
   "Funny. You just keep your mouth shut."
   "Okay. Hey, you know what? Maybe you oughta turn the tables
on her a little. You know, make her think maybe her idea wasn't
so good. Make her think that blowin' guys just might be better
than pussy? Instead of spitting out my cum, show it to her and
then swallow it."
   "YECK!" he gasped. "Hmmm. Maybe that wouldn't be so bad.
Oh, not your cum, but making her jealous and show her she's
going too far with all this. I mean, maybe I ain't the
brightest guy, but I'm not so dumb not to realize that she's
doing it to get off sexually."
   "You just figured that out?"
   "Well, I knew the doggie door was. I just thought this was
to humiliate me. So maybe I won't look so humiliated, hunh?"
   "Right, buddy. Let's show her how a real cocksucker works!"
   "Hey, watch it!" he laughed. "Lemme call you back,
alright?"
   They nervously stripped in the garage. Mark took nervous
glances at Bill's body.
   "Hey, don't be shy, guy. Hell, you're gonna be suckin' on
it soon enough. Take a good look." He wagged it up and down.
   "Don't tease. Jeez, I didn't know you...were so well hung."
   "The better to suck, my dear!" Bill leaned over and joked.
   Mark gulped. "Now, she's gonna be at the screen door and
we're not supposed to talk. She'll do all the talking, she
said. You never heard her at times like this. She'll probably
get real nasty. We're just supposed to go up there naked and
stand at the door."
   "Aren't you just gonna go down on me?"
   "Y-yes, but not until she says so. Ready? Hey, you washed
that thing, didn't you?"
   "Yeah, but not my balls. You want a sneak sniff?"
   "Fuck no! It's gonna be bad enough up there!"
   "Too bad, man, they're really ripe! She might not let you
do it enough up there."
   Mark gave him a glare, telling him to cut the crap.
Actually, he enjoyed the joking because it made it less
embarrassing somehow and helped him to relax.
   They stood on the porch looking at each other after getting
a quick glance at Jill behind the screen in a flimsy negligee.
Bill's cock hung long and fat, just a touch of semi-hardness
from being naked out in the sunlight like that. Luckily, it was
a closed-in back yard. Mark's cock, on the other hand, was kind
of shriveled up in embarrassment.
   "Well, what do we have here? Two naked cocksuckers at my
back door?" Jill lifted her gown and pressed her naked pussy to
the screen. "Goodness, one of them seems to be my husband. And
the other one sure has a big juicy prick hanging there! What's
this, do I see my husband drooling over it? Gee, I didn't know
I had a Hollywood marriage but what's a girl to do? Guess I
oughta let him have his fun, hunh? Okay, baby, let's see you
get down there and honk on him. Kneel down. Put your face up
there and smell his big balls first!"
   Mark knelt down. His prick had started to rise at the first
sound of her voice. Now it was sticking out proudly and stiff.
Bill thought it must have been the fastest erection ever
recorded. Talk about being pussy-whipped! This woman had him
completely under her control.
   Mark looked up with a digusted expression, asking for
tolerance and understanding. Bill responded by grinning,
spreading his legs wider and pushing his balls out. So much for
sympathy.
   "Rub your face in there and smell them!" she ordered.
   Mark obliged, making sure he sniffed loud enough to please
her. They were close enough to the screen that she could have
smelled them, too.
   "Now lick them! Clean his balls, you dirty cocksucker! Lick
all the sweat and crud off of them! Suck on 'em!"
   Mark followed every order, tonguing tentatively at first
then as her demands became more urgent...licking and cleaning.
Especially that spot between thigh and ballsack. The moist area
where all the smell resided. Mark slapped his tongue in there,
collecting every dewy drop. Again he looked up, trying to
remind Bill that the whole idea was to make Jill think he was
enjoying it. But Bill had forgotten all that, he was enjoying
his buddy's tongue-washing too much.
   "Slop that tongue, you little queer!" she gushed. "Suck his
balls!"
   She was crouched down, now, lewdly fingering her twat in
full view. Bill looked at the sight, licking his lips. She
smiled.
   Mark licked his lips, too, after pulling away from sucking
on Bill's sweaty nuts.
   "Oh, ready for the main course, hunh?" she teased. "Okay,
let's see you lick up and down that big piece of meat. You'll
like that, honey. Almost as good as having one like that
yourself, isn't it?"
   Mark was going along with the program. His and hers. He
licked the hardened prick salaciously, running his tongue along
the underneath and over that fat vein. Then he'd lean up and
cover the top stretch, tweaking his tongue over the fat knob.
Yeah, he'd make her jealous, alright!
   The only disturbing thing, really, was that Bill's cock was
leaking a lot of cockjuice. See, Mark was so intent in his
desire to be good so that Jill got jealous, that he forgot that
he was supposed to be repulsed having a man's prick in his
mouth. Until that precum showed up, he hadn't realized that
Bill's cock wasn't disgusting to him at all! But now, lapping
that juice up, he faced it. Oh, well, he'd soon have the man's
full load of jizz in his mouth, wouldn't he? And Jill couldn't
see it through the screen door. Besides, he liked licking his
own cock dribbles when he was alone, horny and playing with his
throbbing boner. The stuff was kinda yummy!
   He thought Bill was his friend, and confidant in this, but
the guy reached down and squeezed his prick, making a big show
of forcing a glob of it out onto Mark's tongue. Mark glared up
at him, but he licked it all off. Bill winked!
   Jill now had her butt on the floor with her legs up--
straddling the doorway. Her cunt was nearly pressed up against
the screen as she continued to drive several fingers in and
out. "Let's see a big, hot blowjob, honey! NO, wait! Hmmm. I
have another idea first. Some-thing you like to do to me,
baby."
   Mark looked at her with astonishment and fear in his eyes.
He had an inkling of what she was up to...and this was going
too damned far! There was this one thing he enjoyed doing while
they 69'ed. Hell, it was only an inch away from her twat. So he
tried it and liked it. Now she surely wasn't going to make him
do it to BILL?!
   She was licking on a big cucumber and started sticking it
up her pussy. "Blow him, honey, and you get back home tomorrow
or the next day. If you want back tonight to fuck my hot cunt,
then grab his hips and turn him around. Make him bend over and
let me see you lick his asshole!"
   Mark's eyes flew open...DAMMIT, SHE'S GONNA DO IT! He saw
Bill grin and give him another fucking wink! Shit, he knew the
guy only washed his cock. If his ass smelled as funky as his
balls had, mother of mercy! Was Jill even worth that? Aw, hell,
bitch could fuck a guy's brains out with little effort. She was
just too damned wild to lose. But he wasn't happy about it. Not
at all. Even though he knew they were alone, he glanced around
to check that nobody was looking over the fence or something.
This was too damned embarrassing to imagine. And, of course,
his good buddy was only too obliging. He'd already turned
around and was now pulling his buttcheeks apart!
   "Smell it, hon!" she cooed seductively...and sarcastically.
   Mark took a deep breath, sighed, and resigned himself. He
put his nose up to Bill's crack and sniffed it. Yep, it was
funky alright! It smelled like Jill's ass on one of her worst
days. Not that she didn't keep herself clean, but sometimes
he'd be so horny he'd just drag her onto the floor after they'd
finished jogging or doing something sweaty. During their hot
69, the way Jill sucked cock make him hot enough to lick her
there...regardless of whether she'd showered or not. But...
licking Bill's stink was a lot different than that! Okay, so it
did smell the same...nearly...maybe a little funkier. But...
   "LICK IT, STUPID!" she demanded in a loud voice.
   Mark was alarmed and surprised at her sudden shrill voice.
Gawd, what a time to admit to himself that he was her lap dog!
Before he knew it, he was lapping Bill's stinky asscrack! Damn,
did this guy like to stink, or what? He didn't do this on
purpose, did he? Oh, of course not. He didn't know she'd make
him do this, he just didn't have time to clean up properly.
Well, okay, so maybe it smells a little. Even in the bright
sunlight it doesn't look like he'd shit since his last shower.
Mark sure as hell hoped that was the case.
   "Well, what are you waiting for?" she yelled, plunging that
cucumber in and out rapidly. Bill shuffled his ass closer and
pulled his butt apart even more.
   Mark could even see the pink insides up the guy's butthole.
He took another deep breath, sighed, and stuck out his tongue.
He pressed inward and started licking his buddy's anal skin.
His fuckin' asshole! He did it quickly, thoroughly, and even
deeply. He couldn't help that, the damned thing was so spread
open that just touching his tongue to it he had to be well
inside!
   "Lemme see! Lemme see!" Jill made him turn sideways so she
could see his tongue licking the craphole. "Now stick your
tongue up inside and wiggle it around for ten seconds...then
I'll let you blow him off!"
   "Gee, thanks, honey!" he thought, anxious to get this over
with. Ten seconds. That's not the end of the world. He shoved
it in and wiggled it like crazy. DAMN, SEVEN SECONDS LEFT AND
ALREADY I CAN TASTE SHIT! What the hell...how come it's not
making me sick? Jeez! Lickin' out my buddy's ass...funky ass...
dirty ass...while my wife watches! Watches? Hell, she's making
me do it!
   "Okay, okay! You're going into overtime, deary! Pull your
tongue out of his asshole, you cocksucker!"
   Mark was shocked! Naw, she was just kidding. He'd hadn't
done it more than 10 seconds. Hell, he was counting...wasn't
he? Well, no. Not exactly. He kind of expected her to call time
or something. Shit, his brain was going through all these
thoughts...how was he supposed to keep time?!
   "Alright, so you liked that. I won't hold it against you,"
she said tenderly. "Until you get home!" she laughed. "Then
I'll hold my ass up to your face and hope you lick me out that
good. Somehow I doubt that."
   "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!!" Mark blurted, breaking
the truce of silence. Imagine her thinking he was enjoying
that! Imagine!
   "Aw, sweetheart," she cooed through the screen, "don't
start getting all blubberly now. No tears. That nice man is
waiting for his blowjob. Don't you think you should get
started?"
   Tall, proud, and with a monstrously stiff prick, Bill waved
it in Mark's face teasingly.
   "I wasn't supposed to do all this!" Mark hissed at him.
Bill winked.
   Mark also couldn't ignore the throbbing boner between his
legs, either. Whatever the bitch wants. He didn't care any
more. He grabbed Bill's prick and went down on it, sucking like
a blowboy whore! He kept going down and down, taking much more
than he would ever had been able to if he hadn't been so damned
mad! Bill was gasping.
   Bill was staring. Jill was staring. Mark was blowing--
giving every indication of being a veteran cocksucker. The
rimjob was supposed to last ten seconds. The blowjob lasted
more like ten minutes. The anger he felt also made his
adrenalin flow...and opened up his throat muscles to allow that
long prick to penetrate and pump down in. Bill just stood
there...Mark made that prick ram down his own throat! And when
he finally took the guy's load, he didn't even give Jill the
satisfaction of seeing it. He swallowed every fucking drop!
   Bill was gasping and crying out with loud moans. He was
obviously coming in Mark's mouth. But when Mark pulled away,
and Jill demanded to see the results, Mark had nothing to show.
He glared at her instead.
   "Well, where is it? Let's see his cum!"
   "Don't think I did it, bitch? Gee, that's too damned bad.
Guess I'll have to do it all over again, hunh?"
   "Hey, hold off, buddy!" Bill cried when Mark grabbed his
tender cock again to suck it. It was the first time he'd broken
the silence rule.
   Mark sat back on his haunches. A big puddle of jizz was on
the ground between his legs. Bill didn't know it, but Jill had
seen Mark shoot off just as Bill squirted into his mouth.
   "Didja like those thick lumps of cum, honey?" Jill asked
more calmly as she smiled. "He's got hot tasting jizz, don't
he? Why don't you bring your naked boyfriend inside with you?
My pussy needs taken care of by you horny studs!"
   Mark staggered to his feet...his anger abated. Bill helped
him up.
   "H-hey, wait a sec. How do you know how his jizz tastes?"
he asked, just a little confused. But Bill drew his attention.
   "Buddy! One question. Be honest now. Even though you were
forced to do it, was suck-ing my dick all that bad?"
   Still conceiving of making Jill jealous, Mark said, "Naw, I
guess not. Kinda neat. Sure better than that smelly ass of
yours! But even that was..."
   "Good!" Bill suddenly lifted his naked buddy up in his arms
as Jill held the door open. "Cause I've been fucking your wife
for months now, I think I'd like to fuck you!"
   "WHAT?!!" Mark cried, squirming.
   "Hold on, fella. Stay loose. We're gonna have a great
time."
   "Yes, dear," Jill grabbed him by the balls. "Stay loose.
Now that we know where you stand, we're gonna share you!"
   "Hunh? YOU'RE BOTH CRAZY!" he yelled, unable to move.
   "True enough," she calmly agreed, "but I still love you. I
just can't get enough of Bill's horsecock, that's all." Then
she kind of whispered loudly, "I think he kinda loves you,
too...especially after what you just did for him. How'd you
like to be our puppy dog?"
   "JILL! MY GOD!" he cried.
   "I'm still your buddy, man," Bill looked down at him,
cradling the guy in his strong arms. "Gonna feed you cock,
baby, all you want! And Jill's gonna fuck you just like always.
Only thing is, now you got both of us. I'm gonna fuck you,
too!" He carried him into the bedroom.
   "Hey, NO! I'm not going for this! YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!"
   "Now, now. You know what screamers get, doncha? A big cock
down the throat. But you do that real good, doncha? Just wait
til you feel it up your butt. Jill wants to see you get
screwed. And I'm the guy that's gonna screw you! Cause you're
my buddy. Gonna have you doin' a lot more of that deep ass-
licking, too. She thinks she's gonna get me to suck on your
dick, but that ain't gonna happen."
   Jill smiled confidently to herself, and led the way to the
big bed.

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