Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 18:11:11 EDT
From: Awriter1016@aol.com
Subject: The Gods of Rome

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explicit sexual descriptions of ff, mf, mm, group sex, oral, anal, cum
swapping, incest, sex toys, TG, voyeurism, drugs, smoking, and drinking. If
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CHAPTER 6 - A RELAXING VACATION


College was terrific. We loved the teachers, the instruction was really helping
our artwork and our ideas, and our comics were taking off more than we could
have ever possibly imagined. We got our first paychecks from the publisher and
my mom was smiling as she said, "This is more than we pay anyone in our office.
Fay, that was a great idea to tie their pay to the circulation of the strips.
If you two can keep it up, you'll easily make over a hundred grand each this
year." In bed that night Darla told me she was going to give me 10,000 kisses
to match our first checks. We came close.

Just after the Christmas break we approached our publisher with the idea of a
porno comic strip and we showed her six of the finished strips that we signed,
"Wally." She laughed her ass off and said, "We publish 17 adult magazines and
the editors will love this shit. Let me show it to them at this week's staff
meeting. Having Wally do these is brilliant. You going to have him arrested?"
Darla and I were cracking up as we told her the story line around it.

The next week, we got the go for the strip using our existing contracts and
they wanted a ton of them. Darla and I spent the week after classes, drawing
and laughing so hard our sides hurt. We have a character named Terry that was a
she-male and the lines we gave him were priceless. He gave a class on how to
give a blowjob and demonstrated on his 12 inch cock.  Darla was so hot when we
drew this one she was drooling on me. We fucked for hours when we finished it
and the Darla gave me the most outrageous blowjob and made me cum three times
in her mouth. I was so sore when we finished we had to put an ice bag on
Wilber. Darla was cracking up and wrote it down for our next strip. She wanted
Terry to use the ice bag after teaching the blowjob class for a whole day. We
feel asleep giggling.

Over the rest of the school year, our paychecks more than doubled, the porno
strip was in all 17 of the trash magazines, and we had Wally arrested. We were
asked to do a talk show about it and it was a total piss. People thought the
characters were real and the host said, "How could you have a good kid like
Wally arrested?" I said, "I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but Wally is not
real. We draw him everyday, and we were going to have him break his leg falling
out of bed after having sex, but our moms talked us out of that one." The host
was howling and so was the audience. I showed the porno comic strip, with the
good parts censored, and told everyone what magazines it was running in, and
also showed Wally's signature. The place was screaming in laughter as the host
said, "What a great scam. You did this to set Wally up. Now who thinks he's
real?" Darla said, "It was hard getting him to draw this. He wanted to do a
homosexual one." We laughed and had the audience in stitches for a half hour.
The Haight Asbury strip was even more of a cult thing and people were starting
to do the things in our comic strip. We laughed so hard when they started
having rock concerts in the park and hippies were sitting around smoking dope
at them.

Final exam week at college came and we didn't have to take any. The teachers
sat us down and told us we were the most talented artists they ever had the
pleasure of teaching. The department head said, "Your last interview on that
talk show was priceless, and we couldn't think of anything to test you on. Next
year we'll do more traditional painting to get you exhibiting also. Learning
the work of the old masters will require some study and also add to your
abilities. Have a great summer, enjoy each other, and stop in anytime. We're
going to be here." We thanked each one of them and then they were all asking
about the plots for the next strips. They wanted us to have one of the porno
stars from the strip in Penthouse to visit Wally. We laughed for an hour about
the ideas they had and then I called the publisher and asked if we could do it.
She was cracking up and said, "Yeah. We own that one too. The artist will love
it. I'll have her call you and she can draw the character for you. She lives
about 10 miles from here."

Darla and I got our first week of summer routine down; drawing in the morning,
sex, a trip to the beach for some fun in the sun and water, followed by lots of
sex at home.

Amy and Paula couldn't believe how nuts people have gone over our comics and
they were also pissed off as they were still in High School. We told them what
our moms did to get us in the university with the deal we had, and they were
laughing their ass off. Amy's mom bought her a new 1965 Mustang convertible and
the four of us went to Haight Asbury to hang around. So many of the starving
artists recognized us it was kind of fun. All of them wanted us to see their
paintings and we looked at a few of them. We tried so hard not to laugh as knew
why they were starving. One guy showed us a large canvas that had smears,
stains, and splatters on it and he said, "This is my best so far. It's called
Chaos." Darla said, "It sure is." I stepped on her foot as she was trying not
to laugh.

We went to see a bunch of bands playing in the park and loved it. We got to see
the Beach Boys again and some new bands. We loved Janice Joplin and Jimi
Hendrix. He was so cool and we did a cartoon about him being dyslexic, as an
explanation of why he played a right handed guitar left handed. It has hanging
on outdoor display boards all over the Haight Asbury area and Jimi signed a
copy of if it for us, printing the "J" in his name backwards. We died laughing.
We seemed to get all of the new bands to play locally before they hit it big.
We loved a few of the other new groups including the Doors, Deep Purple, Iron
Butterfly, and a few Surf Music groups. Amy and Paula were singing along to the
music with us at each concert, as we passed around one joint after another.

The few weeks later, the artist from the strip in Penthouse called us and was
laughing about our idea. She said, "I'll do it. This will give my strip a plug
too." She came over and we drew it. We had Wally masturbating to Penthouse
magazine. He gets carried away and falls out of bed, and breaks his left arm.
The Penthouse comic strip character visits him in the hospital and it is a
total piss. We met the publisher and gave her the new strip and she laughed for
10 minutes. The other artist said to us, "If you ever want to collaborate again
just call. This was a blast." Darla said, "How about having Laura visit your
strip and get seduced?" We were all cracking up and set up another session next
week.

By mid June, we had finished 4 months of each strip in advance. Our publisher
thought we were totally nuts, but she loved it. We did the one with Laura
getting seduced and our publisher laughed so hard she almost wet her pants. We
decided to take a vacation from the artwork, and our moms also wanted to take a
vacation. We asked Amy and Paula if they wanted to go with us and they were
determined to catch up to us and were in High School summer school. So were
Karen and Roberta.

We sat down with my mom and Darla's mom and planned out a driving vacation to
the North staying in local motels. My mom planned some really stupid things and
we were joking about it and then decided that it would be fun.

We started our vacation with four seats right next to the dugout for the San
Francisco Giant's baseball game against the New York Mets. The Mets sucked so
bad it was funny. Darla and I came up with three ideas for the comics from the
screw ups in the game and she sketched them on the back of the program. The
players were reading them and laughing as the TV camera picked up on it. They
showed us on the Scoreboard and it said, "Wally likes baseball too." Everyone
in the stadium cheered and we blushed every shade of red. Our moms were
cracking up.

In the ninth inning the stadium was almost empty as the score was 22 to zip.
Some of the players stood and talked to us and all of them wanted to know what
was going to happen next in all three of our comic strips. When we told them
the story behind Wally breaking his left arm and Penthouse, they were dying. We
told them about Laura being seduced in the next issue and one guy was so upset.
I said, "She's not real. I swear to God we made her up." My mom was cracking up
as that player yelled to the first base coach to tell him what was going to
happen to Laura and the coach said, "That's awful." The team manager walked
over to us after the players went to the locker room and said, "These guys can
play baseball great, but they're totally empty upstairs. Everyone knows that
Laura would never go to an orgy." He winked at us and my mom laughed so hard
she stopped breathing.

We left from the stadium in the new Lincoln and drove north. We laughed for a
half hour about how stupid baseball players are. We stopped for dinner at a
roadside restaurant about 7 and then drove to a small motel, for our first
stop.  Darla and I loved this place. It was old log cabin style and we got a
cabin with two queen size beds. There was a small TV in the room and Darla
turned it on to a comedy show and we sat in the beds and watched it as we
talked about tomorrow's adventure to the giant redwood forest. My mom said, "I
wanted to let you read this also. If you want to see him, I'll call him."  She
handed me a letter addressed to her and it was from my father. I read it with
Darla and said, "No way, after what he said in here about me. Tell him I said
to go fuck off. No wait, I'll tell him."

There was a phone number in the letter and I picked up the phone in the room
and had the motel front desk connect me. Darla listened in with me on the ear
piece as I said, "John Dickerson Please" "This is your daughter Kathy. Mom
showed me the letter you wrote and after reading what you wrote about me, I
hope you rot in hell. You can fuck yourself until your dick falls off and don't
ever call me or contact me again." I hung up and mom said, "Good for you. Now I
need to do the same thing." She called him back and screamed at him and then
said, "This is the first time I've yelled at anyone in years. John, go fuck
yourself!" My mom hung up and said, "That felt good." Fay was cracking up as my
mom ripped up his letter.

Darla and I lit cigarettes as we talked about the funny things she wanted to
put in our comics. Then we ended up talking about our porno strip. I took a
drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke as my mom and Fay were getting hot
listening to Darla and me talk about what we were going to have the characters
do. Darla said, "Our Hermaphrodite character has to hide Wilber like you do
sometimes. Kathy, that is so hot." Darla took a drag of her cigarette as we
watched our moms caressing each other and undressing on the next bed. She blew
out the smoke as she whispered into my ear, "Suck yourself off for me baby.
That gets me so hot."

We undressed and caressed each other as we kissed. I sucked Darla's nipples and
then she sucked and licked mine. We rubbed each other's clit as we kissed until
we both had an orgasm and then Darla rubbed my cock until it was rock hard. I
lay on my side spreading my legs with my knees bent, and bent over until I
could suck my cock. Darla knelt over my pussy and licked it a few times before
she worked her hand inside of me and fist fucked me. I was sucking my cock,
bobbing my head up and down on the shaft, and rubbing it, as Darla was making
me feel so good. I heard the sloshing sound of her hand going in and out of me,
as my juices were flowing like a river. Darla leaned over and whispered into my
ear, "You are making me so wet baby."

I sucked and rubbed my cock and then felt someone else against my back. I heard
my mom whisper into my ear, "Kathy honey, let us watch you." My mom and Fay
were kissing us all over and Fay was pinching Darla's nipple as she fist fucked
me. After about 10 minutes I tasted my pre-cum and I sucked my cock deeper into
my throat, bobbing my head faster. I felt my cum starting as my pussy was
orgasming and I was bucking into Darla's hand. I moaned into my cock as it
pulsated and a blast of goo shot onto the roof of my mouth. I rubbed it fast
with my hand and another blast shot out as I swallowed. I bobbed my head a few
more times and then sucked in all of the squirts of cum. I swallowed again and
lifted my head off my cock. I pulled Darla over to me and kissed her. We sucked
each other tongue and opened our mouths as wide as we could, swapping spit.

Darla lay on top of me in a 69 position and we went nuts eating each other as
our moms lay next to us. My mom took turns eating Darla with me and Fay was
licking me with Darla. I was on fire. After Darla and I orgasmed again, Fay
moved us so Darla was sitting on my cock.

Darla and I fucked like lunatics as our moms kissed us, sucked our nipples, and
then put their pussies in our faces. We ate them until they were shaking from
orgasming as we fucked. I shot my cum into Darla four times in two hours.  We
separated and I slid down the bed and sucked Darla's pussy into my mouth and
drank her juices along with my cum. My mom said to Fay, "My God, is this
unbelievable. I can't stop shaking from orgasming so much."

Darla almost passed out when she orgasmed into my mouth again, so I crawled up
to her and just smiled as she had her eyes half closed and smiled at me. We
kissed smiling and I said, "You really liked that." She kissed me so sexy and
then smiled as she sat up. I reached for the nightstand and lit us two
cigarettes as my mom said, "That was the sexiest and hottest thing we have ever
seen." I took a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke slowly as Darla was
smiling and said, "Yeah, it sure is." I cuddled with her as I said, "Honey,
that was wonderful." We finished our smokes in the dimly lit room, and then
fell sound asleep.

The next morning, my mom woke us up and I said, "Not yet." Darla was smiling at
me and saw my hardon. She rolled on top of me and my hardon went right into her
pussy. We fucked for about a half hour until I shot my cum and Darla orgasmed
and then we got up and showered. Our moms were amazed that we could keep going
after last night. I said. "That wasn't that much. We do it all night
sometimes."

We checked out of the motel and drove to a small caf^Â for breakfast. We all
pigged out and then went to the giant redwood forest park for the day and loved
it. We took pictures by a tree that had a tunnel cut through it and we drove
the car through it.

We went to the ocean to fish off rock jetties. Darla caught a 76 pound fish and
it took all four us 2 hours to reel it in. We had an incredible outdoor
barbeque at a campground and offered fish to everyone.  The four of us sleeping
in a small tent was an experience we will all remember forever. We laughed for
hours.

In the morning we drove north again to fish all day in a river and then stayed
at another local motel near the white water rafting we had planned for the next
day. The motel was log cabin style again, and we had a twin king bed cabin this
time. My mom told us we're moving up in the world now. After the 10 minutes of
wise cracks, we walked around outside and saw a cabin that was a small
breakfast and burger place. We walked in and the place was empty except for a
boy a little older than us, sitting at a table. He said, "Foods hot. It's the
honor system here. Just leave the money that it says by each thing you take to
eat or drink." My mom said, "You work here?" He smiled and said, "Nope. I'm
rafting tomorrow." I said, "So are we."

We looked at the food and each took a hamburger and my mom found bottles of
booze that had a sign, "$0.50 a drink or $8 a bottle." She took the big bottle
of Gin and the tonic mixes and left a 10 dollar bill. We sat at the bigger
table and were talking to the boy and he moved over to sit with us. Darla
whispered into my ear, "Honey, he's fucking hung. He's almost as big as you
are." The boy said, "I'm Dave." We introduced ourselves and he talked about the
white water rafting. My mom said, "You can't possibly be talking about where
we're going in the morning." He said and said, "There's only one river anywhere
near here. We come up from San Francisco for this. It's the fastest white water
anywhere on the west coast." I said "Maybe we'll just watch."

We ate our hamburgers and then started to drink with Dave. Darla lit us two
cigarettes as we were giggling already and my mom poured us another round of
tall gin and tonics. Dave said to me, "You and Darla look so familiar. What
school do you go too?" We told him and he said, "No shit! You're the two that
draw the comics. How do you come up with those ideas? When Wally fell out of
bed I almost wet my pants." I blew out the smoke smiling and said, "Everything
is based on something in real life or is a hair brain idea from one of our Prof
advisors." Darla and I clicked our glasses and chugged half the drink again as
my mom said, "Fay, they're going to get blasted again." Dave was smiling and
chugged his drink. We poured him another one as we were giggling and he was
getting smashed also.

I said, "Dave, you here by yourself?" He grinned and said, "Maybe. The group
that was supposed to meet me four three hours ago still hasn't showed up.
Fuck'em." Fay was cracking up as Dave was getting loaded. A group of people
walked into the cabin where we were drinking and Dave said, "Nope. None of
them." The other group needed a place to sit so I said, "Come help us finish
the bottle in our cabin."

All of us downed the drinks and took the glasses, bottles, and ice with us
around the corner to our cabin. We were staggering as we walked and Darla was
giggling as we held each other up and Fay and my mom held up Dave. We sat on
one of the beds and Fay poured us all another tall drink. Dave leaned towards
me and Darla and said softly, "Who draws the porno stuff? That's so hot.
Everyone has a cock as big as mine." Darla said, "We do. I modeled it after a
smaller version of Kathy." Darla and I were cracking up and my mom was howling
as Dave said, "What the fuck? You can't have a dick, you have a cunt."

Darla gave me a big kiss and Dave was going nuts watching us. I broke the kiss
and slurred out, "I'll bet you that mine is bigger than yours. If you win,
Darla and I will do anything you want. If we win, you do anything we want, and
you help us go down the river tomorrow since we have no clue what we're doing."
He was cracking up and said, "You really have a dick? You're a guy?" I said,
"I'm not a guy. I have both. You in for our bet?" We shook on it and Fay's eyes
bugged out of her head.

Darla said, "First we measure soft and then the real winner is the one that's
the longest when it's hard. Contestants take your places standing on the floor
in front of me." We needed help getting up and we hung onto Darla on one side
and my mom and Fay on the other. Darla pulled down Dave's shorts and his
underwear and then she pulled down my shorts and underwear. I said, "Wilber was
hiding today in my cunt. Watch this." Darla pulled him out and Dave said, "No
shit. You were fucking yourself. Oh my God."

Fay and my mom had bug eyes as Darla moved us close together. We were up
against each other as Darla lined up our soft cocks and held them together.
They were equal. Dave was giggling as he said, "Holy shit, and you're a girl."
Darla was rubbing our cocks together and I was getting so hot. Fay had a
cigarette in her fingers and I took a drag and handed it back, as my cock when
to standing at attention. Darla kept rubbing me and Dave and he was big too.
She pulled us together again and lined us up as she rubbed our cocks against
each other. Damn this felt good. Dave kissed me as Darla was getting
overheated. She almost ripped off my shirt taking it off and then sucked my
nipple, flicking her tongue over the tip as she sucked. I moaned softly as she
lifted her head and then measured. I was a full inch longer and I said, "Guess
you get to hang around tonight."

Darla was cracking up and pulled us both over on the bed. She took off her
cloths and gave me the biggest kiss as the two of us were stroking Dave's cock.
I said to Darla, "Sit on him baby, and I'll make you into a sandwich."

Darla sat on Dave's cock and it went all the way in as he said, "My God, no one
has ever taken me in them like that. Oh does that feel good." Darla learned
forward as I spit on my cock and on my hand. I wiped the spit on her butt hole
and then pushed in slowly. Darla was going crazy as we fucked her for about
fifteen minutes. Then she got up and sat on Dave's cock with her back to him
and he went all the way into her ass. I lay on top of her and we fucked our
brains out.  Dave shot his cum into Darla's ass and Darla kept on moving on him
until he got hard again, as I shot my cum into her pussy.

Darla and I lay on top of Dave and were kissing him and then each other. He was
getting off as much watching us as we get off watching each other have sex. We
moved so that I sat on Dave's cock as Darla rubbed me hard again. My cock was
over his chest and he touched it and rubbed it also. Darla deep throated me and
Dave said, "Oh my God, I'm going to cum again." He jerked up into me and
blasted his cum as Darla was bobbing her head on my cock. I kept moving my
pussy muscles to make him hard again and he was growing inside of me. I waited
until he was fully hard and then I got of him and had Darla sit in him again. I
knelt by his head and put my pussy over his mouth. I opened my pussy lips with
my hands and he sucked all of his cum out of me. Damn did this turn us on. He
was rubbing my cock as he licked me into an orgasm and then he sucked all of my
juices into his mouth and swallowed. I moved to lay on my side next to his face
and pushed my cock to his mouth as I said, "Open wide honey."

My mom and Fay were rubbing each other's clits at the speed of light watching
us. Dave opened his mouth wide and I knew he had done this before. He swallowed
about 8 inches of it and was bobbing his head up and down on my shaft. Darla
leaned over and kissed me again as Dave was sucking my cock. She moaned, "This
is the hottest ever baby. My pussy won't stop cumming."

Darla sucked my tongue as Dave deep throated me and I blasted a river of cum
into his mouth. He swallowed and shot his cum into Darla's pussy and she moaned
so loud and kissed me harder. My hardon squirted cum over and over again into
Dave's mouth as he sucked me dry. Darla got off of him and sat on my face. I
sucked her pussy for a few minutes until she actually passed out and feel
forward onto me and Dave.

I woke her up and Darla was glazed over and smiling as Dave said, "My God are
you two amazing." Our moms were going nuts on each other watching us and I said
to Dave, "Check out the other bed. They need some help." He smiled and rolled
over, and then went to the other bed.

Darla lit us two cigarettes as we watched Dave get hard again and then fuck the
shit out of my mom and Fay, alternating between their pussies as they lay on
top of each other with their legs spread wide open and kissing. Darla kissed me
softly and then grinned as she said, "Watching him suck you off sent me off the
wall." I grinned and then kissed her again. I licked her ear and kissed it
softly as I whispered, "Watching you get fucked by the two of us was the most
erotic thing we ever did." Darla kissed me again and then we both took a drag
of our cigarettes. I blew out the smoke as Darla moved Wilber out of the way
and put her hand on my clit, softly rubbing it. I reached down and rubbed her
clit also as we watched our moms getting hammered and listened to them moaning
loud.

Darla and I finished our cigarettes as our moms were alternating sucking Dave's
hardon. I got up and knelt next to then and I deep throated his cock, massaging
it with the muscles in my throat. I felt his cock pulsate and jerk, and then
the cum flowed out into my mouth as I pulled my head up a little. Darla was
rubbing his shaft as our moms were kissing again and watching us. I sucked in
all of the cum and then opened my mouth to show it to Darla. She kissed me with
her mouth wide open and we swished it around as we heard Dave moaning, "Oh my
God is that outrageous."

My mom and Fay were now sucking Dave's cock to get it hard again as Darla and I
lay in our bed. Darla put my semi-hard cock into her pussy as I lay on top of
her and we made love slowly for hours.  I shot my cum into Darla 3 times and
then we lay in a 69 position and ate each other's pussy until we couldn't even
move. We kissed and sucked each other's tongue and then explored each other's
mouth.

Darla ran her hand through my hair and it felt so good. I touched her face with
my hand and she kissed my fingers. Darla reached for the pack of cigarettes and
lit us two and then pointed to the other bed. All of the lights were out except
for the light outside of one of the windows and we could still see in the dim
light. I took a drag of my cigarette and made the tip glow bight red as we
watched Dave slowly fucking my mom as Fay was sitting on my mom's face and
grinding her pussy slowly onto my mom's mouth and pinching her nipples.

Darla blew out her smoke next to my ear and then whispered into my ear, "This
is so hot baby. I think we need a porno strip about this night." I whispered
back to her, "Wilber thinks it's hot too." Darla looked and I had a hardon
again. She touched it as she kissed me softly and then whispered into my ear,
"I want to make love all night."

We finished our cigarette and then made love slowly again. I shot my cum into
Darla two more times and then we feel asleep with me lying on her and Wilber
still inside of Darla's pussy.

We heard my mom and Fay laughing and it woke us up. I was hard inside of Darla
and we started to move slowly. The sun was shining through the window as my mom
said, "Dave has a present for you Kathy." He knelt behind me and spit on his
cock and them on my butt hole. Darla was getting so hot and moved faster with
me as Dave pushed his hardon into my butt. I was on fire as we made love. I
squeezed his cock so hard he shot his cum in my ass in a few minutes. I
wouldn't let him pull out until he did it again. Our moms were cracking up as
he fucked the shit out off my ass and I loved it. I came twice in Darla and she
kissed me nonstop.

We finally sat up and I said, "Dave, how'd you like loosing our bet?" He bent
over and deep throated my cock. I was hard again in seconds as Darla was
moaning and kissed me again. He stood up again and said, "Great fun and the
most erotic thing I have ever done in my life. You still want to run the rapids
with me?" I said, "Shit yeah. Just teach us enough so we don't get killed." My
cock was still rock hard and Darla took care of it and gave me a blowjob, as my
mom and Fay went to get us some breakfast. I sucked off Dave at the same time
and he was so soar he was moaning in pain as he shot his cum into my mouth.

He went to his cabin to get cleaned up and dressed as Darla and I went into our
small shower and bathroom. We finished dressing as our moms came back with
breakfast and Dave came back in also. We sat on the beds and ate the eggs and
bacon, and then had some coffee and a cigarette. Dave said, "All we have to do
is tell the manager we're ready, and they take care of the rest. I'll ask him
for lessons for all of you."

We took our coffee and cigarettes, and walked to the main cabin of the manager.
He said, "Hey Dave, your group never showed up last night." Dave told him about
us and the manager said, "No problem. Just keep away from Wappenger falls. It's
running real fast today. We'll pick you up at the bend in the river just before
the falls."

We went into his jeep to the river and he spent an hour teaching us what we
needed to know. We each had a specific job, seat on the raft, and a paddle.
Plus we had to wear life jackets.

We got on the raft in our spots, with Dave in the back and this was suicide. We
all panicked as we saw the first downhill white water run and paddled our asses
off to keep the raft from hitting the rocks. It was so loud too. Dave screamed,
"You did good! That was the easy one! Now we get into the fun part!"

We all looked forward as we were moving faster and this was almost straight
downhill. The white water waves were over 6 feet high and we all screamed as we
lost our stomachs on the first wave. We padded until our arms hurt and we were
still flying down this thing. We moved up and down and almost flipped the raft
at one point. Dave was screaming at each of us, telling us what to do and we
did it. It took almost 3 hours to get down to a flat spot in the river and I
was ready to roll over and die. My arms were like over cooked spaghetti. Dave
said, "There's the Jeep. Paddle to the shore." None of us could move our arms
and Dave yelled, "Move it now! If we don't get there we go down the falls. Take
a look at it." We looked and we paddle like our lives depended on it, and they
did. The manager pulled our raft up on the shore and we literally rolled out.
We couldn't move a muscle and started to laugh. Dave was even worse than us.

The manager helped each one of us into the Jeep and then drove us back to the
cabin. I was the only one that could even walk, so I helped the manager and
walked each person into the cabin and flop them on one of the beds. He said,
"Take a nap. You'll feel better in a few hours." I lay next to Darla and said
to Dave, "Wimp." The five of us laughed our ass off. Dave said, "This was
rougher and faster than I have even seen before. I usually go down 2 or 3 times
in a day. I can't even move." I sat up and lit a cigarette, taking a deep drag.
I blew out the smoke as Darla moaned, "Hold it to my lips honey. I'm
paralyzed." I held the cigarette to her lips and she sat up with my help. Dave
was already asleep and so were our moms. Darla kissed me softly and said, "Want
to make love again?" We looked at each other and cracked up. We shared the
cigarette and then feel sound asleep.

My mom woke us up in few hours and I said, "I feel like I was run over by a
truck." Darla was moaning as she sat up and my mom said, "Welcome to the club.
I have some aspirin for you." We each took two as Dave was sitting on the floor
and said, "I can't move. Can I ride back to the city with you?"

We packed up our stuff slowly and helped Dave get his things from the other
cabin. Then we loaded it into the car and all of us moaned more than we did
last night. My mom was laughing about it and said, "It sounds like we're having
sex." We all cracked up as we slid into the car. Darla and I sat in the front
and I drove as I was the in the best shape out of all of us. Dave was begging
my mom and Fay to not touch his cock as we laughed our ass off.

Within an hour our moms and Dave were out cold and Darla turned on our favorite
radio station as we cruised on the highway down the coast. We were actually
feeling better as Darla slid over on the front seat to get close to me and she
lit us two cigarettes. I took a drag and blew out the smoke saying, "90 minutes
and we're home."

We were near our house in an hour as I flew down the highway. The three in the
back seat were still out cold so we stopped at a carhop burger joint and had
the waitress give us everything to go. Darla and I changed positions and she
drove us home. We pulled into the garage and then opened the back doors on the
Lincoln and woke everyone up. They were so soar they couldn't even get up by
themselves. Darla and I helped each one into the house and into my mom's
bedroom. Dave was begging us to sleep somewhere else and my mom said, "Not a
chance." We were cracking up and left them the dinner we bought in their room.

Darla and I ate dinner and then went into our art studio. We sketched 15 new
ideas and laughed our ass off. Darla's biggest cock contest for our porno strip
was priceless. We took some more aspirin and went to bed, kissing each other
softly.  Darla and I made love slowly and it felt so good. We were really
getting into it until we heard Dave moaning in pain and saying loudly, "Please
Mary. My dick is so soar. Oh Fay, that feels good." We were cracking up again.
Darla moved on my cock again kissing me and we were right back to making love.


CHAPTER 7 - MASTERS IN ART


We had a blast over the rest of the summer. Dave turned out to be a great guy
and he's been over a few times. After we wear him out he hides from our moms by
sleeping in the art studio. The last time he was over, Darla and I got totally
stoned. Darla lubed up my cock and Dave's using the lube we used for the
vibrators, and then she had us fuck her pussy at the same time. We stretched
her and she orgasmed so loud it sounded like she was singing opera. After Dave
and I both shot our loads into Darla she kissed me and said, "Your turn honey."
Darla put Wilber into my pussy and got me semi-hard, and had Dave fuck me. I
passed out from the orgasms after about a half hour.

We found out why Dave knew how to give a blowjob. He sucks himself off, just
like I do, except he has to do it with his ass in the air and his knees over
his shoulders. He showed us and it looked so hot. We introduced him to Amy and
Paula, and Dave has become a permanent fixture in their lives. Amy calls him
their boy toy.

We finished so many new comic strips Marge has been substituting some of the
new work for the ones scheduled for publication. She said, "You two can take
off for 7 months and still have a month of left over material."

We started school again in the fall and the first three weeks was all
instruction about oil painting and learning how some of the famous artists from
years ago painted. Darla became the best forger of Rembrandt they ever saw.
Then they made her promise not to do it again. We were cracking up as they gave
us our assignments and then a test. It took us about an hour and we both aced
it.

The next two weeks it was all painting at home. We each did 5 complete
paintings for our professors to review. They came to the house and critiqued
our work, taking notes as they inspected each painting with a magnifying glass.
It took them two hours and then they sat with us in the den and the department
head said, "This is by far the best we have ever seen. Every painting is as
close to perfect as it gets. Kathy, that portrait you did looks like a
photograph, and Darla, the landscape of the pier looks like a picture taken at
sunset. How would you like to exhibit in one of the high end galleries in the
spring? You will need about 20 paintings each. The more the better, as long as
they are all like these." We were smiling and Darla said, "We'd love to do it."

We worked so hard on the paintings and some more of the comics, we were
exhausted. After we ate dinner, we went to bed and made love for a half hour
and passed out.  I woke up horny as hell at midnight, and Darla was out cold. I
didn't want to wake her up because she really needed the sleep, so I sat up and
lit a cigarette. I took a drag and blew out the smoke slowly watching her sleep
under the moonlight shining through the window.  I sucked in on my cigarette
again, moving my left hand to my pussy. I fingered my wetness, spreading it
over my clit, and then rubbed my clit softly as I sucked in on the cigarette
again. I blew the smoke out of my nose as I was fantasizing about Darla. I put
the cigarette out, pulled the covers off of me, and lay on the bed naked. I
rubbed my clit with my left hand and stroked my hardon with my right hand, as I
closed my eyes thinking about Darla rubbing me. I rubbed faster on my clit and
I was orgasming already.

I was so quite trying not to wake up Darla. I took put our big dildo out of the
nightstand drawer and put the 12 inches into my pussy. I was fucking myself and
rolled on my side towards Darla with my knees bent and one leg in the air. I
used my right hand and fucked the shit out of my pussy until I was on the brink
of orgasming again. I pushed the dildo into me as far as it would go, turned on
the vibrator switch, and then bent over and sucked tip of my cock into my
mouth. I rubbed my shaft with my right hand and I was on fire. I sucked more of
my cock into my mouth and bobbed my head up and down it, as I was thinking
about Darla sucking me and picturing her with a mouthful of my white goo.

It couldn't have been more than 10 minutes before I was blasting cum into my
mouth. My cock pulsated and I pulled my head up a little, as the cum flowed out
like a geyser. I sucked it into my mouth and swallowed, and then swallowed
again, and again, as I kept squirting out more. The vibrator made my pussy
orgasm nonstop and I kept on sucking my cock.

I was hard again in under a minute as I bent over as far as I could and put
most of my cock into my mouth and throat. I started to fuck my face and this
felt so good. I had my eyes closed thinking about Darla, as I felt her hand on
my shoulder and heard her whisper into my ear, "Kathy honey, this is so hot
baby. Don't stop. Let me help you."

Darla fucked my pussy with the vibrator and I shot my cum into my mouth again.
This time I filled up my mouth, uncoiled, and kissed Darla with a mouthful. She
kissed me as she kept fucking my pussy and I moaned so loud into her mouth. We
swallowed my cum and then she pulled out the vibrator and sucked it clean.  My
pussy was still spasming as Darla lay on top of me in a 69 position and ate my
pussy like a wild woman. Oh my God this felt so good. I wiggled my tongue into
her pussy hole and then drove her out of her mind too.

After I had her orgasming, she swung her body around on me and we fucked slowly
as we kissed. We rolled on our sides and then Darla pulled me on top of her and
I was so in love with her. I wanted to make love to her all night. Our bodies
were glued together, as we moved slowing on each other.

We took a break at 3:30 and Darla lit us two cigarettes. She took a drag and
blew out a plume of smoke, and then bent over putting her lips on my ear. She
said softly, "Why didn't you wake me up honey?" I said, "Because you were
exhausted and needed the sleep, and I was so fucking horny I knew we'd be at it
all night again." Darla sucked in on her cigarette grinning and said, "Yeah. We
will be at it all night again because I'm still horny." I took a drag of my
cigarette and put my hand on her pussy and massaged it softly as Darla said,
"Mmmmmm, that feels good."

We finished our cigarettes and then kissed and caressed each other for over an
hour as we made each other's pussy orgasm over and over again. We fell asleep
kissing.

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We painted a lot over the next 7 weeks and had enough paintings for the
exhibit. The department head at the college said, "How about we accelerate you
in the program? You two up for a solid month of spending 8 hours a day in
school? If we get all of your requirements out of the way in one month, we can
get you into the masters program now. You are definitely ready and the courses
are easy. You just need the classroom time for the credits." We agreed and
spent the next four weeks in classes up until the Christmas break. They made it
so easy for us. We aced every test in English, Math, and Art. We were
officially awarded our undergraduate Bachelor degrees in Art and our moms were
so excited. Amy and Paula were pissed, but they still helped us celebrate along
with a bunch of other friends, including Dave. Karen and Roberta have gotten so
weird we really don't like calling them anymore. Roberta shaved her head and
wears robes. Karen is just one step behind her and they have decided that sex
is evil. My mom said, "What in the fuck happened to her?" Amy said, "Too much
LSD and Orange Sunshine."

Over the Christmas break, we spent the first week drawing our comics to get way
ahead of schedule again. We did a whole section on Wally about his brother
being in college and it was priceless as they traveled to Haight Asbury and
were in our other strip also. Our publisher, Marge, told us we were totally
nuts but loved the strips. On the days that Wally was in Haight Asbury, we had
the other characters in his strip make fun of him. We laughed for hours when we
drew those. Darla came up with some great one-liners and had Laura call Wally a
useless Beer Fart. Marge ran that strip that week and we heard so many people
talking about "Beer Farts" we couldn't believe it. I told Darla she created a
new cult and that we should dress like Karen and beg at the airports.

We decided to try our hand at skiing again and this time we went with Amy and
Paula to a resort in the mountains in California. My mom let us take her new
car and I couldn't believe it. She bought herself a new Rolls Royce and it was
her baby. I said, "What if we scratch it or something?" She said, "Don't worry
about it. I just ordered another one and was going to let you two keep that
one. Shit Kathy, we have so much fucking money we couldn't spend it all in 300
life times. Plus you two are each making over forty five thousand a month on
your comics and haven't spent a penny of it. We still have 12 unused spots in
the garage and I'm determined to fill it up."

We had a removable ski rack put on the roof of the Rolls for the trip and we
got so many funny looks as we drove back home from the dealer. It really did
ride just like we were sitting in the living room. Darla called it boring.

Darla and I splurged when we made the reservations at one of the largest
resorts.  We had a blast in the Rolls Royce as we made the three hour drive
with Amy and Paula, but we had to keep stopping for gas which was a pain in the
ass. Darla said, "If you didn't drive it at like the Corvette we wouldn't get 4
miles to the gallon." We let Amy drive us the rest of the way there as Darla
and I sat in the backseat. Amy drove like an old lady and the gas gauge didn't
move. I told her she needed chauffeur's cap and she turned around and said, "No
pussy licking you young lady." Darla was sticking out her tongue and licking
her lips as she kissed me.

When we pulled up to the resort there were hundreds of people everywhere and
the parking lots were full. I said, "Pull up to the front by the entrance." I
rolled down the power back window and said to the doorman, "You have valet
parking?" He held out his hand and I handed him a one hundred dollar bill. He
smiled and said, "Yes, and for as long as you stay here." He unloaded the car
for us and took off the skis. He said, "If I'm not here, just ask for Jack.
He'll get your car. Enjoy your stay." A bellhop took our bags inside and I
tipped him and someone else locked our skis in an outdoor rack and gave us a
key as we went to check in.

At the front desk I gave them my name and the clerk said, "Oh course, the
presidential suite. Enjoy your stay with us." He snapped his fingers and
another bellhop ran over to get our bags. We went upstairs to the penthouse and
this place was great. We had our own indoor and outdoor hot tub overlooking the
ski slopes, sun deck, living room area, a dining room with a wet bar, and two
bedrooms. We walked outside and checked out the people skiing down the slopes
and I said, "This is gorgeous." Darla held my hand as was walked up to the
railing and looked down the five stories below.

We went inside and unpacked our things and then called our moms so they
wouldn't panic. My mom first question was, "How was the Rolls?" I said, "The
ride was horrible, real bumpy, and it's smoking out of the rear of the car."
Darla was laughing so hard my mom knew I was busting her chops. I said, "It's
fine, except for the dent on the front fender." Darla grabbed the hone out of
my hand and said, "Kathy did it. Don't blame me." I was laughing too hard to
even talk as my mom was screaming. I finally said, "The baby is fine. We paid
to have it valet parked and someone is changing it's diaper right now." Darla
talked to her mom and was busting her chops also. She said, "Dave is all alone
this week." Amy and Paula were giggling sitting on the couch next to us.

We changed cloths and went out on the slopes for the afternoon. We took a
gondola to the top of the mountain and skied down the novice trails around the
mountain. It was so picturesque, Darla and I stopped a few times just to look
at the scenery. I said, "I want to bring a sketch pad up here with us tomorrow
and sketch a few of these scenes to paint when we get home." Darla smiled and
then we skied down to meet Amy and Paula again. We went to the top of the other
mountain and skied those trails also looking at the scenery. It was addicting.
We spent a few hours on the intermediate trails with Amy and Paula and saw so
many funny things. We watched a little kid teaching his father to ski and we
laughed our ass off as the kid said, "Dad, you're such a klutz. Even mom can do
this."

We skied to the main lodge and put our skis into the locked rack again, and
then went inside to take off our ski boots and put on our shoes. Amy picked up
a bunch of flyers by the information desk as Darla went to the bar to get us
four drinks. Paula and I found an empty table and lit cigarettes. We waved to
Amy and then to Darla as they walked over to us. Darla put down a tray that had
four Gin & Tonic drinks on it as Amy showed us the flyers and I said, "What's
the Gay Bunny Lounge?" Amy said, "I'll go find out." She went back to the
information desk as Darla lit a cigarette and I took a drag of my cigarette.
Paula said, "This place is packed and it's a weekday." I blew out the smoke and
said, "It's always packed. Wait until you see the lunatics on the slopes on
Saturday. This is where we got the ideas for the Wally strip last year."

Amy came back smiling and said, "I think we're going to like this place. Gay is
the new word for homosexual, lesbian, and bi-sexual. They serve food, drinks,
and have a band that starts at 9. I made us a table reservation at 8:30, so we
can eat in our room." Darla blew out some smoke and said, "I'm not sure they're
ready for us." She put her hand over her mouth and pretended she was licking my
pussy. We all cracked up and then toasted to goofing off for the week. Darla
flagged down a waitress and ordered us another round of drinks, before we
finished these drinks. We toasted again and chugged half of it. I took a drag
of my cigarette and blew out the smoke, as Darla was pretending to be one of
our comic strip characters. I got into a character also and we do what we
always do when we draw, act it out. Amy and Paula thought we should be
committed and the people at the table behind us were laughing their ass off.
One of them said to me, "You like being a cartoon character?" Darla said, "It's
her life long dream to live in the Wally comic strip."

We were laughing and drinking as I said, "Wally needs to get a girl pregnant.
Who should it be?" Everyone was shouting names including people at the other
tables and I said, "Laura?" Darla said, "She has an orgy with Wally." We were
cracking up and then someone recognized us. He was at another table and said,
"Don't you dare do that to Wally." I stood up and said, "I swear to God he's
not real. Darla and I made him up and draw him every day. We were going to give
him the clap last week and my mom talked me out of it." Everyone was cracking
up and Darla said, "One of our strips that hasn't run yet, has Wally making a
pass at his female dentist. He asked for extra Novocain to stay in the chair
longer and he's so numb he drools on her when he's trying to act cool." The guy
that recognized us said, "What happens in Haight Asbury next?" I said, "Wally
and his brother make another guest appearance for a college frat beer party."
Everyone yelled, "Beer Fart!" and Darla and I lost it. We were laughing so hard
we couldn't breath. I said, "That was Darla's idea." They stood and clapped as
we laughed.

Amy ordered us another round of drinks and we lit cigarettes as we were on
roll. We told them about our porno strip and what was happening there next. A
few of the guys were so into it. One said, "How did you think this stiff up?"
Darla said, "We really did that one on a white water rafting trip." The guys
were bowing to us and everyone was cracking up as our new drinks were
delivered. Two of the women seated at the next table were starring at us and
Darla put her arm on my shoulder and gave me and wet kiss. They were really
starring now. I said, "That was nice honey. Lets go eat some dinner." We all
downed our drinks and stood up, as the people were clapping for us. We smiled
and waved as we walked to the main hotel lobby and then took the elevator to
our rooms.

We were laughing in the elevator and Amy said, "You two are so nuts. I love
it." Went to our room and ordered dinner. I said, "Call us when the food gets
here. We're going to hot tub it outside." We turned on the lights and went
outside to start the hot tub jets and check the temperature. I said, "Lets get
in." We took off our cloths and got in quickly as it was so cold outside naked.
This felt great as we sat against the wall and the jets massaged us all over.
Darla leaned on me and we kissed, and then we kissed again. We relaxed and the
hot water felt great. She was talking about a hot tub adventure for our comics
and I said, "Amy's right. We are nuts." She was laughing and then kissed me
again.

Amy came outside and said, "The food is being brought in now. How's the water."
I said, "Wonderful." We watched the bellhop put our food on the table and then
leave. Darla and I got out of the tub, picked up our cloths and walked in
naked. We took a 5 minute shower and then dressed in jeans and went to the
dinning room to eat.

The dinner was terrific. Darla and I lit cigarettes and finished our wine as
Amy and Paula got cleaned up and dressed. I took a drag of my cigarette as
Darla leaned against me and I put my arm around her shoulder. She said, "I am
so relaxed from the hot tub." I rubbed her neck and she was moaning softly as
she took a drag of her cigarette.

We finished our cigarette and then I massaged Darla's shoulders. She was almost
asleep when Amy and Paula came back in the room. I said, "Wake up baby. It's
party time." Darla sat up and turned around, giving me the wettest kiss. We
walked to the elevator and then down to lobby. We followed the signs to the
"Gay Bunny" and were giggling as we saw it. I guy dressed in a playboy bunny
outfit seated us and we were cracking up. He said, "Drinks?" We ordered and he
skipped to the bar. I was laughing my ass off and a woman at the table next to
us said, "This place is a like a trip into Alice in Wonderland." A different
waitress brought our drinks and it was a woman dressed like a motorcycle babe.
I said to her, "Is this a costume or are you into it?" She leaned over to me
and said, "It's a costume to work her, but I am definitely into it." I paid her
giving her a big tip and she winked at Darla and me.

We had a blast at this place. Darla and I danced slow and loved it as we kissed
on the dance floor. Our waitress French kissed both of us after our third round
of drinks and Amy and Paula were cheering for us. Darla kissed me and then we
got up and danced for an hour. I loved holding her close to me as we danced to
the slow music. At midnight we went up to our room and Darla and I made love
for hours.

The four of us had a blast skiing, dancing, and having sex in the hot tubs the
rest of the week. Darla and I sketched over 30 scenes that we could paint and
also a number of interesting looking people.

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The school year progressed at incredible pace. We exhibited our paintings and
actually sold them. We couldn't believe it. When the gallery advertised it as
the authors of Wally and Haight-Asbury and it was packed. Every painting sold
for over 1,500 dollars, and five of then we got over 5,000 dollars.

We did another one month of solid classroom instruction again and then took
three days of tests. We thought it was easy and Darla said to me when we
finished the last test, "They have to be making it easy for us." Our professor
grinned as he heard her and said, "Actually, we're making it harder. You just
took 8 months of lessons in one month and did your papers for your Masters.
Stick around and we'll grade them now. How do you think you did?" I said, "I
knew every answer." Darla said, "Me too. We both found a question that was
wrong and noted it on the test." He was grinning as he said, "Have a seat in
the lounge and I'll call you when we're done."

Darla and I went into the faculty lounge and lit cigarettes as we were looking
at the magazines. Darla picked up one of the medical journals and was looking
at the title and said, "Check this out." I sat close as we read a long article
about sexual gender reassignment at a clinic in Sweden. Darla said, "Think they
can make me like you? Honey, I would love to be able to make love to you, like
you do to me." I said, "Call them up." We wrote down all of the information and
put the magazine down as our professor came in and said, "Both of you got a
perfect score. That has never happened before in any of our Master's
examinations. We were going to hold a verbal question and answer test also, but
the rest of the staff agrees with me that's it's not necessary. You were both
right on the wrong question, which was a trick. Congratulations."

All of the professors came in and congratulated us and so did the dean. He
shook our hands and said, "You earned yourselves an early summer break. I
thought we could pick it up for your doctorate program in September." We were
so excited. Darla and I both screamed and then hugged all of them.

We drove our Corvette home and then called our moms at work. They were
screaming too. Darla put her arms around me and we kissed for over 20 minutes
in the kitchen. She walked me upstairs and we made love for hours.


CHAPTER 8 - WILBER'S NEW FRIEND, RASCAL


The next day, Darla and I called the clinic in Sweden while we were each on a
separate phone extension. It took a while for someone to pick up that
understood English and then I explained my anatomy and how Darla wanted to be
like me. We spoke to the doctor the article was about and he spoke perfect
English. He said, "For starters, I would love to examine you. We can implant a
penis on a woman, and we have done about 150 successful operations so far, but
that's very involved as it replaces the vagina. You're asking for something
new. It really intrigues me though. When can you both come to Sweden?" I said,
"We can probably leave in a day or two. We need to get a passport, flight
reservations, and a hotel." He said, "I'll put you on with our administrator.
She should be able to set you up with everything."

We talked to her and she spoke perfect English also. I gave her a credit card
and she reserved us rooms, got us a rental car, and also got us booked on
flights. She said, "It's a long flight. You have to fly to New York first." We
hung up and went to get passports.

We were sitting in the kitchen waiting for our moms to get home and having a
cigarette. I said, "You sure about this, before we tell them and catch a rash
of shit." Darla said, "I know my mom is going to scream bloody murder, but I
want to do it." I took a drag of my cigarette as Darla poured us each a drink
and we toasted. She took a drag of her cigarette and we were laughing about
what our moms were going to say to us.

Our moms pulled into the garage and Darla made then two drinks. She handed then
the drinks when they walked into the kitchen and Darla said, "Have a seat for a
minute. We have something to talk to you about." Fay said, "On my God. You're
pregnant." I said, "No." My mom said, "You really did wreck the car." Darla
smiled and said, "No. Let me tell you."

She told them about the article we read in the medical journal and how we
talked to the doctors. Then she said, "Kathy and I are leaving for Sweden
tomorrow for her to get an exam and also for the doctors to see if they can
make me look like her. I want to make love to Kathy, the same way she makes
love to me." Fay said, "I think that's so romantic." My mom had a tear in her
eye and said, "This is true love. Do you need any of our help? We can pay for
it." Darla and I looked at each other and started to laugh. Then we really
laughed. I said, "I'm sorry. We were expecting you both to scream at us about
this. Thank you for understanding." Our moms hugged us both and my mom said, "I
would never scream at you Kathy. You know that."

When we went to bed that night, Darla was pretending to have a cock and we were
giggling as we made love. That lasted until we started to orgasm, and then we
were totally out of control.

In the morning, our moms wished us luck and told us to call. We finished
breakfast and then packed for a week. Our limo showed up and the driver put our
bags in the trunk as I said, "Airport. International departures."  We lit
cigarettes and talked about sightseeing in Stockholm and Amsterdam.

We boarded our flight to New York, and it wasn't bad at all. I was a new jet
and we sat in First Class. We got so smashed on booze and were joking with the
Stewardess. She called me a Wally and we laughed so hard I almost wet my pants.
She really thought we were nuts.

After we landed in New York, the stewardess said, "You don't have to change
flights. This one goes on to Stockholm after it's refueled. Why did you go so
nuts when I called you a Wally?" Darla said, "We are Wally. We write and draw
the comics; Wally, Haight-Asbury, and Boners." She as blushing and I said, "At
least you didn't call us Beer Farts." She was smiling and asked us about what
happens next on each one of them. We were telling her and acting it out like
when we draw it and she was cracking up.

After two more drinks we were flying before the plane took off again. Darla and
I were jokingly arguing over who had the longest tongue. The stewardess and co-
pilot were breathing heavy as Darla was sticking her tongue into my mouth.
After we took off, Darla and I passed out cold.

The time zone changes really screwed us up. It was 9 in the morning the next
day, when we landed. We stood up and stretched and then walked out of the plane
onto the tarmac. It was cold here and we completely forgot about coats. We went
into the terminal and hit the ladies room, and then went to get our bags. We
went through customs, exchanged some money, and then found a porter to take our
hags to the rental car stand.

Renting the car was interesting. We didn't speak Swedish, and none of them
spoke English. We showed them the reservation and they used the number to get
our records. The contract was in Swedish and we laughed, as we couldn't even
figure out where to sign it.

We lit cigarettes in the rental car and everything was in Swedish and metric
measures. Darla said, "This is like visiting Mars." We looked at street signs
and laughed harder. After driving around the airport a few times we saw a sign
with a picture of a hospital and we followed it. It took about 10 minutes we
found the hospital, but had no clue where to park. We couldn't read the signs.
We sat in front of the hospital laughing in the car as we asked people who were
walking by us. We finally found someone who spoke English and he showed us
where to go.

We parked and walked into the hospital to the receptionist's desk. She spoke
English and we were on our way to the third floor. The administrator we talked
to on the phone was there and she was so friendly. She said, "Let me tell
Doctor Mylstrum you're here."

He came out to meet us in about five minutes and he was a very handsome man
about 45 years old. He smiled and shook our hands and said, "Lets go into an
examination room first." We both put on exam gowns and then he did a full exam
on Darla first, including an internal.  He said, "Very healthy. That's good."
He examined me and said, "This is so unusual. You're the first true
hermaphrodite we have ever examined. Can you get an erection?" Darla smiled and
rubbed my cock and it got rock hard.  The doctor checked it out and said, "Very
interesting. Can you ejaculate? You don't have to show me." I said, "Just like
a man can except I can do it more often." He said, "I'm going to need to see
what's going inside of you, for us to be able to do this to Darla. If you
agree, we'll numb you and use a scope to see around inside of you. Let me show
you one." She showed us a small tube with a thing on the end and said, "We make
a quarter inch incision and then put the scope inside to look around. You will
be sore for the next day, but after that you'll be fine."

I looked at Darla and said, "Okay, but don't you dare hurt me." He smiled and
said, "I won't." He explained how the transplant process worked for Darla and
that this was much easier than what they were doing." Darla said, "I want a big
one, like Kathy's. None of this small 6 inch stuff." The doctor was cracking up
and said, "Lets take it one step at a time."

The nurse prepped me for the scope and said, "When was the last time you ate
anything?" I said, "Yesterday." She was going to shave me and I said, "It's
already clean." They put me on a gurney and the doctor came in and said,
"Darla, you can scrub up and go in with us." They wheeled me to the OR as Darla
waved and walked with the doctor.

I was lying down in the operating room looking up at the bright lights, when
the doctor came in and said, "This is the anesthesiologist. She's going to give
you a shot in your back to make you numb. The shot will pinch a little." Darla
had the greens and surgical mask and hat on, as she held my hand. The nurse
lifted me on my side as the doctor rubbed hard on my spine and then rubbed
again as she gave me the shot. I didn't feel it at all.

We talked for a few minutes as they tested me for feeling. I was totally numb
as the doctor said, "Okay, we're ready." The nurse put green cloths like sheets
all over me except for where the doctor was going to put the scope. He said.
You will be able to see what I see on the screen. You won't have this
technology in the US for about 10 years. They are so slow to allow doctors to
use new things. This is terrific."

I didn't feel a thing and I saw the scope inside of me on the screen. Four
other doctors were in the room with us and they were talking in Swedish as he
moved the scope around. He stopped for a minute and then moved it into other
areas.  After about 10 minutes he said to me, "I have some good news and some
bad news. Darla, we can definitely do this. That's the good news. Kathy, look
at the screen. You see this bump here. That's not supposed to be there and it's
a small tumor about the size of a large pea. It has to come out. It's location
will cause you lots of problems in the future and it could turn cancerous. With
your permission, I'm going to knock you out and take the tumor out. The surgery
will only take about a half hour, but you will be very sore for about 2 to 3
weeks." Darla held my hand again and I said, "Do it." Darla kissed me and
that's all I remember.

I woke up in the recovery room and a nurse said, "How's the pain?" I was so
groggy as I said, "Hurts like hell." She gave me a shot and I was asleep again.

I had no idea how long I was out of it when I opened my eyes. I was in a
hospital room and a nurse was standing next to the bed. I said, "Where's
Darla?" She smiled and said, "How to you feel?" I said, "Lousy." She handed me
a pill to take and then said, "Darla is in recovery from surgery and is doing
fine. She'll be wheeled in here in about 3 hours." I said, "She had it done
already?" The nurse said, "She wanted to surprise you. She said to tell you
that now you can both moan in pain as you recover together. The doctor also
wanted me to tell you that the tumor was pre-cancerous. You're lucky he found
it." I took a deep breath in and she said, "I know how you feel. I have one
last year. In a couple of weeks you'll be fine. Darla will take about 3 weeks
to recover also. Get some sleep. I'll wake you up when she's awake."

I closed my eyes and was out cold again. The nurse was walking me up and I
opened my eyes. She handed me a pill and said, "Darla is in the bed next to you
and doing fine. She's still sleeping." She pulled the curtain so I could see
Darla sleeping and then left the room. I couldn't keep my eyes open and was out
cold again in seconds.

I have no idea how long I was out when the nurse woke me up and I heard Darla
say, "Hi honey." I lifted up my head and said, "Hi. How's Wilber's brother?"
She started to laugh and said, "Oh shit does it hurt when I laugh." I said,
"Why didn't you wait for me?"  She said, "This way we can recover together. I
called our moms before I went in. They know about you're problem and are coming
here." I said, "That's cool."

The doctor came in and said, "You're both awake. Fantastic. Kathy, let's start
with you. You were very lucky that I found that." He explained exactly what it
was, where it was, and what would have happened. Then he examined the wound. He
said, "I want you out of bed a few times a day to walk around. Don't strain
yourself, but you need to move for your body to heal. That goes for you too
Darla."  He walked over to her bed and said, "You are exactly like you wanted
to be. A half inch shorter than Kathy, but still huge." We both started to
laugh and it hurt so much. He explained in detail how I was wired inside and
then he said, "Putting Darla together was easy. There's a natural space inside
of a woman's body for all of the plumbing. This is the deal. Walk a few times
today, get up, sit in the chairs for a while, but be careful. Each day the
nurse will give you new things to do. In three days, I want both of you to be
walking around and sitting, instead of being in bed. I'll be in each day to
check you over." Darla said, "When can we have sex?" He smiled saying "Don't
push it too fast. Somewhere between 2 to 3 weeks."

We both got up with the doctor there and he made us walk around the room and
then made us use the bathroom. Darla gave me a kiss before we got back into
bed. As soon as I pulled the covers up our moms walked into the room. They both
kissed me and then kissed Darla. My mom said, "So what did they find?" I told
her the whole thing the doctor told me and she said, "Kathy, you've always been
lucky and still are. If you hadn't come here for this, you would have had big
problems." She turned to Darla and said, "So how big is Wilber's brother?" We
started laughing and it hurt so much.

Our moms stayed for a few hours and I asked the nurse if we could smoke in the
rooms. She brought us an ashtray and Darla and I sat up in the beds and lit a
cigarette. My mom was showing us where they were going to sightsee and I said,
"I'm so jealous. That's what we wanted to do." Fay said, "We'll take plenty of
pictures."

Darla and I had real food for dinner and we were starting to feel a little
better. We took a short walk after we ate and that lasted about 5 minutes.

Over the next three and a half weeks, we built ourselves back up and we were
feeling terrific. Darla was on a drug that kept her from getting a hard on and
I was busting her chops about it. We also did a bunch of new strips for our
comics, thanks to my mom and Fay bringing us in some supplies. The doctor came
in the see us and said, "I'm going to approve a short test of the new
equipment. You should be able to get an erection by this evening. Don't panic
if you can't and don't have sex for more than an hour." I said, "That's just
the warm up lap." He was smiling and shaking his head.

That evening after dinner a nurse said to us, "You can go use the room next
door for an hour. Just please stop if either of you experiences any pain."
Darla and I were grinning as we held hands and walked to the room next door. We
saw a normal bed like a hotel room and the nurse shut the door after we went
inside.  We took off our hospital gowns and kissed as we stood by the bed. I
caressed Darla's breasts and pinched one of her nipples gently as she moaned
softly. She was rubbing my clit and softly and it felt so good. We lay on the
bed and kissed again as I touched her soft cock and rubbed it gently. Darla was
moaning into my ear, "That feels so good honey." She was getting hard and I
bent over and sucked her cock into my mouth.

Darla was on fire and placed her hand on my head as I bobbed up and down a few
times. I fingered her pussy at the same time and her hardon was like a rock and
huge. I pulled my mouth off of it and she looked down grinning. I lay on my
back and spread my legs wide with my knees bent and said, "Make love to me
honey." Darla lay on top of me as I positioned her cock to my pussy. She slid
into me like I was made of warm butter. We both moaned so loud and then she
moved her shaft in and out of my pussy slowly. I wrapped my legs around her ass
and my arms around her back, pulling her into me. She bottomed out in my pussy
and she was huge. God did that feel good. We kissed and made love slowly until
Darla was ready to cum. She pulled out of my pussy and I knelt over her,
sucking her cock into my mouth. I bobbed up and down a few times and then Darla
let out a loud grunt and moan, as her whole body went weak and her cock
pulsated in my mouth. The rush of cum into my mouth was like a tidal wave. I
swallowed so it won't drip out and then sucked her softly and rubbed as she
shot at least 20 more squirts of cum into my mouth. I swallowed it and then
deep throated her before I pulled my mouth off.

I looked into her eyes and said, "How was it?" She kissed me and rolled me
over, positioning my hardon into her pussy. We fucked slowly, and I loved how
it felt having her cock up against my stomach. Darla was really getting off on
it too. We fucked for about 15 minutes and then Darla had me pull out and she
gave me an incredible blowjob. I blasted my cum into her mouth and she was
swallowing over and over again.

We kissed and then moved into a 69 position, eating each other's pussy until we
were both orgasming and then we gave each other another blowjob. We were just
about to cum when the nurse walked in and said, "Times up." We kept on going
and within 30 seconds we both exploded our cum into each other's mouth. I held
most of it in my mouth and when we sat up and I kissed Darla with a mouthful.
The nurse watched us swallowing it and was getting turned on.

We got up and put on our hospital gowns again and the nurse said, "I guess it
went okay." Darla smiled at me saying, "Okay doesn't describe it. Incredible
would be more like it." I said, "Honey, you are bigger than I am." She kissed
me again and the nurse said, "Cool it for today." We went to our hospital room
again and lit cigarettes. I took a deep drag as we sat on Darla's bed and the
nurse yelled at us to get in our own bed again and rest.

We were actually starting to understand some of the Swedish and watched a TV
show that had more sex in it than a typical porno film. I said, "Not a typical
show back home."

The doctor came in to check us out again and said, "Any problems with sex?" I
said, "Yeah, there wasn't enough of it." He smiled and said, "How about you
Darla?" She said, "It was great." He asked us what we did and Darla told him in
such detail I was getting a hardon again. The doctor was smiling as he examined
her and then me. He said, "Tomorrow afternoon do as much as you want, just stop
if it hurts or if you feel strained even in the slightest. If everything checks
out, you should be able to go home the next day."

We slept like babies and our moms came up in the morning again. My mom wanted
to know how we felt and I was smiling as I said, "Darla took the new equipment
on a test drive last night with me and put on the first hundred miles." My mom
was cracking up and so was Fay, as Darla was blushing. I said, "This afternoon
we get to rev it up a little more and shift out of first gear." Darla was
cracking up now too as we told our moms about leaving to go back home. They
made the flight reservations from the hospital for all of us.

Our moms stayed until we had lunch and then they hugged us, and left for a last
day of sightseeing. The nurse took our trays out and said, "The room next door
is all yours. Shower up when you're done."

Darla and I went next door and took off our hospital gowns. We stood by the bed
kissing and she was rubbing both of our cocks together. I was as hard as a rock
and so was she. She looked down at our hardons and said, "My God Kathy, I
really am huge." We were lined up like we did to measure Dave, and she was a
little less than a half inch bigger than me. I said, "I love it when you bottom
out in me baby."

We made love for hours. I showed Darla how to suck her own cock and she went
wild with it as I fucked her pussy. Then she did the same thing to me. We did
each other's asses, and then we ate pussy until 5 in the afternoon. I must have
drunk a quart of cum out of her pussy.

We took a cigarette break and I showed her how to hide Rascal, which was the
name we gave to her cock. Darla was orgasming from it being inside of her and I
was laughing. I took a drag of my cigarette and said, "Now you know why I hide
it. It feels great all day." She was cracking up and then orgasmed again. I
said, "Just stay like this until you get use to it." She sucked in on her
cigarette and I could tell she was still orgasming. She said, "I could live
with this all day. My God does this feel great."

After we finished our smokes we made love again slowly, and then took a shower
and went back into our room. The nurse came in and said, "How was it?" Darla
went into details for a half hour and I know the nurse was getting wet as hell.
She excused herself and went into to use our bathroom and we heard her moan as
she orgasmed. Darla was cracking up.

We ate dinner and then the doctor came to check on us. He did the exam and
said, "Nostia told me about your adventure today. If you don't have any pain,
you can leave in the morning." Darla said, "No pain." I said, "Me either." He
signed our orders to leave and then we called our moms at the hotel and told
them. My mom said, "That's great. We'll pick you up at 9 and head to the
airport."

After the doctor left the room, Darla moved over to my bed and we laid it out
flat, turned off the lights, took off our gowns, and got under the covers
together. We made love slowly and caressed each other as we kissed for over an
hour. Then we took turns lying on each other as we fucked. I was so hot, and so
was Darla. We came in each other twice and then we cuddled and feel asleep on
our sides as we were kissing.

The nurse woke us up at 6 in the morning laughing at us. She said, "I'll leave
you alone for a little while and then you have to get up and have breakfast."
Darla had a hardon and rolled over on me, kissed me, and slid her shaft into my
pussy. I was on fire again and we fucked like wild rabbits until the nurse
dragged her out of my bed just after Darla finished cumming in my pussy for the
second time.

She made us shower and get cleaned up, and then we dressed in our street
cloths. Darla hid Rascal in her pussy and I hid Wilber. She was already feeling
it and looked like she was about to orgasm already as we were both giggling.

We sat in the chairs and had our breakfast as Darla kept making bug eyes as her
pussy was dripping wet. Our moms showed up just as we were finishing and I
said, "Rascal is swimming in the wet cave." Darla was howling and our moms had
no idea what I was talking about until I said, "Wilber is too." Then they lost
it.

We finished breakfast and lit cigarettes with our coffee as Darla kept making
bug eyes at me and I was cracking up. I said, "You'll get use to it
eventually." I took a drag of my cigarette and my mom was telling us about the
sightseeing they did yesterday. She said, "The most amazing place is Amsterdam.
It's the ultimate red light district. Kids 11 years old work as hookers." I
said, "How were they?" Fay was blushing and Darla was cracking up. She took a
drag of her cigarette and looked at me as she was orgasming. I leaned over and
whispered into her ear, "I can smell your pussy juice and it's getting me hot
as hell." She just smiled as her eyes bugged out again.

We finished our cigarettes and coffee and then said goodbye to the nurses. I
went to pay the bill and my mom said, "We already took care of it. Lets get out
of here." I left four hundred dollars on the nurse's station with a note
thanking all of them and then we grabbed our things and walked to the elevator.

My mom drove us to the airport for us to return the rental car, and then we had
a porter take all of the luggage to the check in area. Our flight to New York
was almost empty and we sat in  First Class. Darla and I started with a Bloody
Mary before we took off and her eyes bugged out again as she moved on her seat.
I was cracking up as she put her head on my shoulder and said, "My pussy is as
wet as it gets honey." She kissed me and then we sipped our drinks.

Darla and I were smashed the entire flight back and the stewardess was laughing
at us. We left Sweden at 10:30 in the morning and landed in New York at noon.
The time zone stuff was so weird. We stopped for 45 minutes to refuel and then
went on to San Francisco and landed at 2:30 in the afternoon. Darla and I slept
the entire way from New York.


CHAPTER 9 - NEW FRIENDS AND STUDENTS


Darla and I got right back into the swing of things at home. We spent the first
week painting and drawing every morning, and then swimming at the beach in the
afternoons, followed by making love almost all night.

Amy and Paula came over and they were so jealous when Darla pulled Rascal out
and showed him off. I said, "Wilber has a new friend to play with now." They
were both salivating.

We spent a week with them going to rock concerts in the park and hanging out in
the Haight Asbury section. Darla and I loved some of the new groups, especially
Blood, Sweat and Tears, and Chicago. They didn't have any records out yet, but
we loved their music.  We saw Janice Joplin again, Hendrix, Cream, and the
Beach Boys. We danced, sang, smoked dope, and were totally out of control. We
also spent a half day looking at the work from the starving artists hanging out
there. We tried not to laugh, but it was horrible. One woman had a while canvas
with splatters of white paint on it and called it "Snow".  Darla told her it
was very original as I was biting my lips to not laugh.

After our two weeks of totally goofing off, we decided to paint enough new
canvases for a show again. We used pictures our moms took on the trip to Sweden
and then changed them to what we wanted them to look like. Darla did a terrific
one of a bad thunderstorm and it really felt like you were there in the
picture. She said the same thing about one of my paintings of a life raft full
of people in bad weather on a rough ocean.

Our mom's came home from work and Fay said, "We're getting a delivery tomorrow
morning. Are you going to be here?" Darla said, "Sure. We'll wait for it. What
is it?" My mom said, "New color TVs and also a tournament pool table. We got
addicted to it in Sweden. Let me show you where everything is going." She
replaced all 5 TVs with color ones and finally filled the game room with all
types of stuff.

The next morning, the delivery guys kept whistling at us, called us cunts, and
acted like total assholes. We decided to get even and had them move the 1,200
pound slate pool table 6 times until it was just right. They wanted a tip and
Darla said, "Don't piss people off. That's your tip, and don't forget to take
the old TVs like it says on the sales order." We laughed as we played a few
games of pool and then watched the 36 inch Color set. TV looked so different in
color. Not many of the shows were broadcast in color, but the ones that were
looked completely different. Darla said, "Today is that party we got the
invitation to when we were in Haight last week. You want to go? The guy is a
motion picture director." I went to get my purse and found his card. I said,
"Honey, listen to what it says, director of hardcore motion pictures. He makes
porno flicks." Darla said, "You want to go? We'll meet all the triple X actors
and actresses." I said, "That's not acting. We do it every night."

We had lunch and then decided to go to the party as it was starting at 11 in
the morning. We got the address off card and Darla said, "I know where it is.
It's only about 10 blocks from here." We went into the garage and Darla took
the keys to the Rolls Royce. I said, "Are you serious?" She was cracking up and
said, "Get in!"

She drove us the 10 blocks into the valley and it was ranch style house that
was fairly large, but nothing like what we live in. There were cars everywhere
and we parked on the street. We walked to the front door and it was wide open
with a sign, "Come on in! Booze is in the kitchen." We walked to the kitchen
and there were lots of people we recognized from Haight-Asbury and also X rated
movies. Darla and I made ourselves Gin and tonics as the director saw us and
gave us a hug. He said, "Glad you could make it. My two favorite artists. Hey
everyone, the authors of Wally, Haight-Asbury, and Boners are here. Met Kathy
and Darla."

We were mobbed with X rated stars that loved our comics and everyone wanted to
know when Wally was coming back to Boners. We laughed our ass off.  We had
drink after drink, laughing, telling jokes and goofing around. One of the
hardcore stars was starring at us and I said, "You look different with cloths
on." He smiled and said, "How come we haven't seen you without your cloths on?"
Darla said, "Because you would be embarrassed." They wouldn't leave us alone
when John Holms, one of the male actors known for having the largest cock, was
busting our chops too. I said, "You may not be embarrassed, but it will be
close." He said, "Bull shit. There is no way two beautiful women have dicks."
We took the four of them that were busting our chops into an empty room and I
said, "Darla, it's unveiling time." We pulled down our pants and our underwear
and they looked at us and couldn't believe it. I said, "We're hermaphrodites.
We have both. Wilber is hiding inside of me right now."

Darla and I pulled out our cocks and they had their eyes bugged out. Darla
kissed me as she rubbed both our cocks and we were as hard as a rock in 30
seconds. I said, "See what I mean?" John took out his weapon as he called it
and rubbed it hard and we measured. I beat him by a half inch and Darla beat
him by a whole inch. We laughed our ass off as our hardons went down and we put
then away and dressed. The guys were bowing to us as we were cracking up.

We went back into the main rooms and had a few more drinks and then watched a
porno film being made in the living room. It was really funny.  One guy
couldn't get it up and they had what the director called a fluffer suck his
cock and play with it until it got hard. He ran back into position and the
woman wasn't paying any attention to him as he fucked her pussy. Someone was
telling her what to do and how to moan as Darla was cracking up.

We were sobering up and said goodbye to everyone and this was a total piss. The
guys that we embarrassed, pulled down their pants, took out their weapons, and
gave us a salute at attention. They stopped filming as the actress was cracking
up.

Darla and I got in the car and sat there and laughed. I said, "What a screwed
up way to make a living." She started the Rolls and we drove off. I said, "How
about a burger honey?" We drove to our favorite outdoor burger place with
waitresses on roller skates and had a burger and fries for dinner, while
sitting in the Rolls. The waitress came to get the tray when we were done and
said, "Are you the two that are also in a Corvette?" Darla said, "That's us. We
in disguise today." The waitress was smiling and slipped on her skates. She
caught herself on our window and we were laughing as Darla pulled her up. I
gave her a tip and said, "You should learn how to skate." She was laughing and
said, "I hate this fucking job. I'm only doing it to pay for college. I want to
draw comics like you two do." Darla said, "You have an samples of what you've
done so far?" She perked up and said, "Sure. I have plenty." I said, "Stop by
our place in the morning and we'll critique your work if you want." She was so
excited as Darla gave her the address. I said, "Don't break your arms." She was
smiling and then she almost fell again. We cracked up as we drove home.

Our moms were having dinner when we walked in and we sat down with them in the
kitchen. Darla told them about the porno party and then about our measuring
game. My mom was choking when Darla said, "I'm an inch bigger than Johnny Holms
when we we're hard. Kathy beat him by a half inch." My mom was drinking some
water and then started laughing. She was eating again and said, "I ordered you
two another new car. It won't be here until you start school. It's a brand new
67 next model year Corvette and a really rare one. They're only building 50
like it. It's a 427 rat motor with 435 horse power, 3 two barrels, 456 posi-
rear, close ratio 4 speed, AM/FM, side pipes, and air conditioning in a coupe.
It's silver blue with blue leather." Darla and I just smiled, as my mom loved
to buy new cars.

The next morning after we finished breakfast, Terri, the roller skating
waitress showed up.  We answered the door and she had her arms full of
portfolio cases and we helped her carry them into the den. She said, "I really
appreciate this. Tell me honestly what you think of my work." She opened the
first case and said, "I love Wally, and drew some of them also."

Darla and I looked at the Wally strips Terri did and the artwork was exactly
like ours plus they were funny. We were giggling as we read them. I picked up
the phone and called our publisher and said, "Hi Marge, do you know how much
money we make on each Wally strip? We may want to pay someone for ideas." She
gave me the figures for each strip and then I hung up and said to Terri,
"Interested in making some extra money? We'll pay you two hundred dollars per
strip, for each of these, but they will have to be published under our names."

Terri yelled, "Yes! No more fucking roller skates!" Darla and I were cracking
up and then we looked through her other work. The paintings were terrific. We
examined them with a magnifying glass and couldn't believe the detail she was
able to get. There were a few things that needed some work and we gave her an
honest critique. She also had her own comic strip she came up with and it was
really funny about a pet cat named Morris.  I said, "Terri, have you showed any
of this to the art department at the university?" She said, "Not yet. This will
be my first year. I'm only a freshman." I said, "You feel like taking a ride
with us to the college?"

She was so excited as I called the head of the art department. I said, "Hi
Harry, it's Kathy." "Yeah, we're having a blast. We have enough new paintings
for another show." "Sure if you want too. The reason I called is that I wanted
you to look at the work of someone else we met, and she's over here with us.
She's going to be a freshman in your program next year." "Good. 9 out of 10 on
most things. 10 out of 10 on commercial art." "Okay. See in you in about a half
hour."

I hung up and said, "They're coming over here because they want to see our new
paintings for the next exhibit. Harry, is Doctor Harry Malvern and he is our
doctorial advisor and the head of the art department. He'll take a look at your
work also." Terri was walking on air and I said, "I need another cup of
coffee."

We went into the kitchen with Terri and poured some coffee, sitting at the
table. Darla lit me and her cigarettes and Terri lit one also. I took a drag
and blew out the smoke saying; "We should show your Morris cartoons to Marge,
our publisher. Every time I think about that one where the cat gets
electrocuted I start to giggle again. Those strips are funny. How did your come
up with the ideas?" Terri blew out some smoke and said, "Morris is my cat and I
swear it has 9,000 lives. It's been electrocuted 6 times, run over twice, feel
off the roof 5 times, frozen in the refrigerator, and almost drowned six times,
once in the toilet. My mom almost killed it again last week when it was
sleeping under the hood of her car. She started the engine and we saw cat fur
coming out of the grill. It's also afraid of mice and chases dogs." Darla and I
were cracking up as she was telling us about so many screwed up things with the
cat. I said, "You have a years worth of comics there. Maybe more."

The team from the college came over and I introduced them to Terri. We went
upstairs to the studio and they looked at our new paintings first. Harry and
two others were almost in a trance looking at a few of the ones we did of
storms. Harry said, "Amazing work. These will sell for big bucks. I'll call the
galley and see when they can exhibit your work again. I know they wanted you
back as soon as you're ready." Terri was looking at all of them and said, "You
two are incredible. I had no idea you painted like this." Harry was smiling and
said, "Terri, they raised the bar on what good means. Now lets see your work."

We went to the den and Terri started with comics. I said, "We're going to buy
the Wally strips from her and run them." They were all laughing at Morris and
we talked for about a half hour about her cat. The she showed them the serious
artwork and they examined it like we did. Harry said, "Kathy, tell us what you
and Darla found in examining the work." We talked for about 15 minutes and told
him what we told Terri. Harry said, "You two are tougher than I am. I agree
with the technical analysis, but also think this is excellent. Terri, have you
applied for a scholarship?"

Terri said, "No. I didn't think I would qualify." Harry said, "You more than
qualify. Let me talk to the dean and see what we can do. Kathy, part of your
doctorate program is teaching others and being an advisor. Looks like you and
Darla have your first student. Also, give Marge a call about the Morris comic
strip. I know she'll love it." They all shook Terri's hand and Harry said,
"I'll let you know about the scholarship within a few days. We really like your
work."

They left and Terri screamed so loud, Darla and I covered our ears and were
cracking up. I called Marge back and said, "I'd like you to take a look at a
new comic strip that a new student at the college has developed. We're going to
be teaching her and she's the one that has the ideas for Wally." "Yeah sure.
We'll meet you in your office in about 45 minutes."

I hung up and said to Terri, "Pack your comics. We're taking a drive into the
city." We took the Rolls and Terri said, "How come people are starring at us?"
I said, "Because, this car costs three times as much as most people's house.
Our moms love these cars and we have three of them. This one, a convertible,
and a brand new one my mom just bought last week." Terri said, "The comics pay
you that much money?" Darla said, "Our mothers make a fortune. They've made the
top ten list of highest paid female executives in the world for three years
running now."

We pulled into the underground parking at the publisher and the guard
recognized us. He said, "Hi Kathy, just park it against the wall over here." We
took Terri's work out of the trunk along with our new strips and went into the
building and up to the 14th floor. We joked with receptionist as usual and
Marge came to get us.

We introduced her to Terri and we went into a conference room when Marge
introduced us to all of her staff. She said, "They have been dying to meet you
and ask you about the next story line." We introduced Terri and showed Marge
Morris. The staff was laughing and giggling as they read the strips and Marge
said, "Terri, this is really good." I said, "If you're interested, give her the
same deal we have, so there's no risk on your part if it fails." Marge said,
"Done. I'll have someone get the contracts ready." Terri was smiling from ear
to ear and I whispered into her ear, "Throw out the roller skates." She was
laughing and so was Darla as she heard me also.

We talked for about a half hour about Morris's adventures in real life as
everyone was cracking up and I said, "Darla and I will help her take these
ideas and make them into comics." Marge was smiling and then we showed everyone
the next three months worth of Wally, Haight-Asbury, and Boners. We also showed
them the ones that Terri did for us for Wally and I said, "We'll drop these off
next week after we clean them up a little."

We gave Laura the clap in one of the comics and she gave it to the dog. I
though everyone was going to wet their pants on that one. We talked for about
an hour about new ideas for each strip and everyone was giving us suggestions.
Two people wanted Wally to develop an S&M fetish and we were cracking up at
some of the story lines they gave us. One was how he puts leather masks on the
dog and cat and wants them to beat him. Marge kept saying, "This is for family
newspapers. We can't do that." Her staff was booing her and she said to us,
"See what I get to put up with everyday?" We were laughing and I said, "We'll
have Wally take a trip to Boners again and do it there, using Caryn as his
Dominatrix." There were cracking up and nodding their heads.

We went into Marge's office and Terri got the contract, and a schedule of
publishing deadlines for new comics. Marge said, "You're good for about 3
months. Try to stay ahead of the schedule so you can take time off and not
worry about it." Terri signed it after we read it and I said, "Congratulations,
you're officially a commercial artist." Terri was smiling from ear to ear when
we left to go to the car.

When we got back to our house, Terri called her mom and told her what happened
today. We heard her say, "Mom, of course I want to do this. What are you nuts?"
She hung up and said, "My mother still wants me to be a lawyer. I hate law."

Darla made us each a drink and we lit cigarettes. I took a drag of my cigarette
and said to Terri, "Tell us about yourself." She told us all about her parents
that were lawyers and wanted her to be a lawyer also and her older sister who
is in law school and hates it. Darla said, "You have a boy friend?" She was
blushing as she said, "I'm not really interested in men. Sometimes it's okay."
Darla said, "You like women?" Terri was beat red and nodded her head yes. I
smiled and said, "So do we. Darla and I are lovers." She smiled and said, "I
kind of thought that but I wasn't sure."

I said, "You have a girl friend?" Terri took a drag of her cigarette and said,
"I did, but it didn't work out." We finished our drinks and had another one as
Terri was telling us about being with girls. She said, "I knew I was different
when I was about 10 and I was having fantasies about a girl in my class at
school. One day after school I got up the guts to kiss her. She hatred it, but
I knew who I was from that point on." I said, "What did she do?" Terri was
giggling and said, "She ran inside and told my mom. I got the shit beat out of
my ass that night, but it didn't work. The next day I kissed another girl in my
Girl Scout troop, whose name was Ginny, and she liked it a lot. She was the
first one that I went all the way with."

I was getting so hot as Terri said, "When I was 11 on our overnight camping
trip, Ginny and I slept in the same small tent and ended up in the same
sleeping bag. That was the first time I had more than one orgasm and I was on
fire all night. I learned how to eat pussy and loved it. Ginny moved when I was
13 and I was broken hearted for months. I never really got over her. I dated a
guy a few times and fucked him. I loved getting fucked, but I hated what was
attached to the other end of the cock." Darla and I were cracking up as Terri
took a drag of her cigarette and then smiled. She told us about her latest
sexcapades and we were howling at some of the things she did. Terri said, "The
best part is my sister. I knew she was gay also, because I saw her and her girl
friend, Meg, in bed one night. I threatened to tell our mom on her if Meg and
her didn't lick my pussy. They ate me for almost an hour. The next day I let it
slip out by accident that we had sex and my mom almost killed both of us. She
made us go to church everyday after school for 8 weeks. My sis was cool about
it and we did it with Meg behind the church when we got out."

She was asking about us and I said, "Can you keep a big secret and not let it
slip out?" She was smiling and said, "Sure. I'm much better at it now." I told
her about having extra skin when I was little and being with Karen, and then
meeting Darla, and how I was a hermaphrodite. I said, "Darla and I fuck all the
time." She didn't believe a word of it so I stood up and pulled down my pants
and said, "Darla, drop your drawers too honey." She stood next to me and pulled
down her blue jeans. We pulled down our underwear and Terri looked puzzled at
our pussies. I said, "Wilber is hiding in my pussy and Rascal is hiding in
Darla's." We took them out and Terri said, "Oh my God. You're both huge!" Darla
said, "They're soft. Check this out." Darla kissed me and rubbed both of our
cocks. I was so hot and wanted to fuck her, as I got as hard as a rock. Darla
broke our kiss as Terri's eyes were bugged out and Terri said, "Holy shit."

Terri stood up and walked over to us. She put her arm around Darla and kissed
her with a tongue out wet kiss as I watched, and then kissed me the same way.
Darla kissed me and then said, "Lets continue our bedtime stories in the
bedroom honey." Terri was trembling with anticipation as we took her with us
into our bedroom.

Darla and I kissed again right next to Terri's face and then we each kissed her
again, and undressed her. We undressed each other as Terri helped and then the
three of us lay in the bed. Terri was like a kid in a candy store. She licked
and sucked my nipples, and then Darla's. She licked my pussy and then Darla's
and then sucked both of our cocks for a few minutes, before wanting both of us
to fuck her at the same time. I kissed Terri and said, "Calm down a little and
relax. You're going to love this."

Darla and I lay with her and made love to each other and Terri, slowly. We
caressed each other's body, suckled each other's nipples, and rubbed clits.
Terri was orgasming almost nonstop already. I went down on Terri and licked her
pussy as Darla was licking mine, and I made her squeal in an orgasm. We had
Terri get on all fours and put her face into my pussy as I lay on my back with
my knees bent, and Darla knelt behind her. Darla put her hardon into Terri's
pussy and pushed in slowly as Terri was eating me like there was no tomorrow.

I was so hot watching Darla fuck Terri. I lifted Terri's head up from my pussy
and said, "Are you safe? Time of the month?" She told me when her period was
and I said, "You're safe. Now get back to swallowing." Darla shot her cum into
Terri and then we changed places. I fucked her cum soaked pussy and she was
humping back into me with such force as she ate our Darla.

I was almost ready to cum after about 20 minutes and Darla pulled Terri's head
up and said, "Suck Kathy off. I love to watch her cum." Terri sucked my cock
into her mouth and rubbed it as Darla knelt between my legs and slid her cock
into me. I was on fire and ready to explode. My cock pulsated and jerked as the
cum blasted out into Terri's mouth. I watched her swallow and then rub me
faster, swallowing again and again. Darla was moaning, "That's so hot baby.
Swallow all of Kathy's cum for me." Terri sucked me dry as Darla was hammering
into my pussy. I was getting hard again in her mouth and she lifted up her head
and then sat on my cock.

The three of us fucked for hours. Darla and I made a Terri sandwich and fucked
her pussy and ass at the same time. Then we did each other and kissed, while
Terri ate my pussy as I was fucking Darla.

Darla and I took turns eating our cum out of Terri's pussy, while we made love
on our sides and had our heads resting on the inside of Terri's thighs. We all
were orgasming, but we made Terri orgasm nonstop for over an hour as we ate her
and then we took turns fist fucking her. She was passing out so we stopped.

Terri lay motionless on the bed with her eyes half closed and I could see her
clit spasming still and juices dripping out of her pussy. Darla and I lit
cigarettes and I said, "Congrats. You passed your first college test." Darla
was smiling and said, "Remember, not a word about this." Terri smiled from ear
to ear and said, "No one would believe me anyway. That was incredible. How big
are you anyway?" We told her and she was giggling as she said, "That's bigger
than Johnny Holms." Darla said, "Kathy has him beat by a half inch and I have
by almost a whole inch. He was very embarrassed about it."

I took a drag of my cigarette and we told her about the porno party and she was
cracking up and them lit a cigarette. I said, "Do you have a place to draw and
paint at home?" She said, "In my room." Darla and I started to sing the Beach
Boys song, "In my Room" and Terri said, "You two are terrific, but so nuts."
Darla said, "If you need quite time to draw and paint, you can use our studio
here and we'll help you if you want the help. We usually draw and paint every
morning until about noon, and then we go to the beach or the pool out back if
it's nice out."

Terri crawled over to us on the bed and said, "My pussy is still running like a
river. I have never had an experience like this before." I touched her pussy
and it was soaking wet beyond belief. Darla smiled and pushed my face to it and
I sucked up the juices and swallowed. I lifted my face again and took a drag of
my cigarette as Terri had her eyes closed and was moaning again. She sat up and
sucked in on her cigarette as Darla said, "Want to join us at the beach today?
Its only 2 o'clock."

We got up and put on our bathing suits and then took the Corvette convertible
and followed Terri home. She introduced us to her sister who was a knockout and
said, "We're going to the beach. See ya later."

Darla moved to the center armrest and Terri sat in the passenger seat as I
drove to the beach with the top down. Terri said, "I've never been to the beach
here. We usually go about 5 miles south of here." I said, "Anything goes on the
beach here. You'll see." We parked next to the sand and then took our blankets
and towels from behind the seats. Terri said, "I can't believe you hide your
cocks in your pussies. No on would ever guess." I said, "Except for us. It
feels great." Darla told her about sometimes shooting cum into our pussies and
she was laughing her ass off.

There was an attractive girl painting at an easel on the beach so we put our
blanket down near her. She looked at us and smiled and kept painting the
landscape. I said, "Lets take a quick dip." We went into the water and it felt
great. Terri said softly, "There are two guys kissing next to us." I said,
"Welcome to the gay beach where anything goes and no one says a word about it."
Terri was getting hot watching them and we were giggling. We swam around for
about 20 minutes and then got out and went back to our blankets. We dried off
with the towels and then lit cigarettes. Terri was watching the girl paint and
it was pretty good. The girl turned towards us and said, "I'm trying to learn
how to do landscapes. I'm not very good at it yet." I said, "Make a point on
the horizon and then line everything up to that point. It will make the
perspective of distance correct." Terri said, "I'll show you."

Darla winked at me and I nodded as Terri showed her exactly what I meant. Terri
took a brush and painted a few seagulls in the air and a boat on the water in
the distance. She said, "I'm Terri." The girl said, "I'm Julie and besides
being a terrific teacher, you're gorgeous." Terri was blushing and said, "Those
two are the teachers and probably the best artists I've ever met. This is Kathy
Dickerson and Darla Woodrow." Julie said, "Wally!" I smiled and said, "and
Haight-Asbury and Boners, but also a lot of paintings. We're doctorate students
in Art at the university and we're going to be teaching Terri in the fall
semester." Julie said, "Is Doctor Malvern your advisor?" I said, "Harry's a
great guy and he's our advisor. You know him?" She said, "He's my cousin. I'm
starting as a freshman this year in the program." Terri said, "Me too. We just
met with the university team looking at some of my work."

It was obvious that Terri and Julie were hitting it off. They sat with us and
were starring at each other. Darla kicked me to go into the water with her and
we left them alone. We wrapped our arms around each other in water up to our
boobs and kissed, and kissed, and kissed. We were rubbing our pussies against
each other and our cocks were getting hard inside of us. I looked into Darla's
eyes and said, "I love you so much honey." She kissed me again slowly and I
shot a load of cum into my pussy. I jerked forward as we kissed and she held me
so tight and then I felt her jerk forward as I kissed her and held her tight.
We held each other grinning as Darla started to laugh. She said, "Oh God Kathy,
we really are nuts." We rode the waves a few times and then walked back to the
blanket to see Terri and Julie laying down and kissing each other.

Julie said, "We're going to go see Eric Clapton and Cream play in the park
tonight. You want to go with us?" I said, "Sure. How about we go out for dinner
on the pier first. I'm in the mood for Lobster." Julie said, "I'm broke." I
said, "Don't worry about it. It's our treat."

We helped Julie put away her supplies and then pack up the easel. She said, "I
live in a small studio apartment two blocks up. It was this or a dorm room, so
I took the small place off campus." We walked up to the car and I said, "We may
be able to do this." Julie was laughing and said, "Terri, help me carry this
stuff and you two can meet us there." She gave us the address and we drove
slowly behind them and as they walked. Darla kept honking the horn to watch
they jump and we were hysterically laughing. I saw the building and gunned it
to pull into an empty parking space by the front door of the apartment
building. Darla and I got out of the car and opened the door for Terri and
Julie and then followed them around a corner inside to the apartment door.

It was definitely small, but clean and nice inside. Julie got changed into blue
jeans and a tee-shirt, and she was hot. Terri was drooling. We went out to the
car and I said, "I know you're going to hate this, but you two will have to
share a seat for a short drive." They were both smiling as we packed into the
car. We took the 15 minute drive and pulled into our garage. Julie said, "This
is a palace. Do you live here?" I said, "Our moms have tons of money." She was
looking at the Rolls Royces and I said, "We'll take one of those when we go
out. My mom is determined to fill up this garage. Come on in the house."

Terri wanted to show Julie our paintings so I said, "We'll be in our bedroom
getting changed." Darla and I went in to change and laughed as our pussies had
dried cum all over them. We took a quick shower and then dressed. I said, "I
love your Harley Davison tee-shirt my biker babe." Darla was cracking up and
said, "You're wearing my favorite Deep Purple shirt." I said, "We can switch."
We switched shirts as Terri and Julie walked in. Julie said, "You're paintings
are incredible. Can you teach me too?" I said, "You have to clear that with
your cousin, but we'd love too."

Darla grabbed our cigarettes and I took some cash. We went downstairs and our
moms were home already. I said, "You're home early." My mom smiled and said,
"Fay and I have decided that we had enough of work. We resigned today and they
still owe each of us over 900 million in cash and stock. After we got our bank
statements yesterday, we decided that it was just plain stupid to keep working.
Kathy, we have over a billion dollars each in the bank." Darla said, "So what
are you going to do all day?" Fay said, "For starters, we're going to Denmark.
We wanted to go there last time. I'm trying to get us a flight tomorrow." We
hugged both of them and I said, "I hope you're very happy. If you get bored,
start your own company." Fay was smiling and said, "We're thinking about it. We
need to hire some good people to run it."

We introduced Terri and Julie and I said, "We're going to dinner and then to a
concert. You mind if I take the Cornieche convertible?" My mom said, "You don't
have to ask. You'll love what we ordered today. It's a Maserati Quattroporte, 4
door, an Italian dream car with a racing Maserati V8 engine. It takes 12 cows
to make the interior." I kissed my mom and said, "Enjoy it. We'll see you
later."

We got in the convertible Rolls and I put down the top. Terri said, "Your moms
are great." Julie said, "I can't imagine what it's like living like this. I
grew up in a small dump." I said, "Its just a house and a few cars. It doesn't
change anything." Terri said, "If you don't mind me asking, "How much money do
you make on the comic strips?" I said, "We hit it big with all three strips and
the contact we have pays us based on circulation, which is what we had you
sign. If your strip takes off, you get rich. It took a while, but Darla and I
are each making about a hundred thousand a month now. It really jumped up when
Boners took off with Playboy. Don't get mad at me for paying you so little for
the Wally strips. If we paid you a lot, you would be doing that for money and
we really don't want to buy someone else's work. It was good and that's why we
did it." Terri said, "I'm not mad. If Morris catches on, I'll be forever in
your debt." Terri was explaining it to Julie when we pulled into Terri's
driveway.

She said, "Just great. My mother's home. Come on in and you'll see why I can't
stand it." We walked in a her mom said real sarcastically, "Is this some of
your artsy fartsy friends?" Darla and I started to laugh and I said, "I guess
that was the legalese version of what we do. Darla, we should use that line in
our comics?" She recognized us and said, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." I said,
"Don't be. We usually call lawyers scum sucking low life bottom dwellers so
don't feel so bad." Her mother blushed deep red and Terri was laughing her ass
off and so was Julie. Darla said, "Your daughter is very talented and we're
going to be teaching her next semester. We also got her comic strip signed to a
publisher today. If it takes off she could become be very wealthy. So to answer
your question, yes, we are arts fartsy types and we kind of like it." Her
mother was in shock as Terri said, "I'm getting changed and we're going to
dinner and a concert in the park. I may be staying at Julie's tonight."

Her mother's eyes bugged out and I said, "Not everyone marches to the same
drummer. Our mothers are a couple and they have been on the top ten list of
most successful and wealthy women executives in the entire world for several
years now. They just quit their jobs because they have so much money they don't
know what to do with it and don't feel like working any more. Being artsy
fartsy didn't hurt them at all. You don't have to take my advice, but just let
her have some fun in life and do what she wants. We only go around once and
she's very talented in art." Her mother looked at me and said, "You're right. I
have been trying to make her and her sister into something that they're not.
I'm glad you're teaching her and I really am very sorry about the comment."

She went upstairs to talk to Terri and Julie said to us, "That was done with
style. My cousin would have punched her." I said, "Harry is a charmer. I doubt
he could hurt a fly." Julie said, "You see Professor Harry; I see cousin Harry.
Trust me on this one they aren't the same. Cousin Harry is an animal."

Terri hugged her mom at the top of the stairs and smiled as she came back down.
She put her arm over Julie's shoulder and said, "Let's get some Lobster." When
we got into the car Terri said, "I don't know what you said to her, but she
became a different person. She told me to have fun with Julie and it was okay
if I was gay." Terri leaned over and kissed Julie in the back seat as Darla
smiled at me and lit two cigarettes. She handed me one and I took a drag,
blowing the smoke out as we drove toward the city. Julie and Terri were now
holding hands and talking up a storm about everything, as Darla was smiling at
me.

We drove to the area by the concert first and parked the car, and then took the
trolley to the pier. Darla and I were really enjoying watching Terri and Julie
hit it off. Darla leaned into me and gave me a kiss and said, "I love you so
much." We walked on the pier to our favorite outdoor restaurant and the manager
recognized us. He said, "Good evening, usual table? We have some large crabs
and lobsters in tonight." I said, "Hi George. Our favorite table is perfect."

We ordered some drinks and he told us about the size of the Lobsters and I
said, "How about we get one 10 pound lobster to split and also one of those
buckets of king crab legs." Julie said, "A 10 pound Lobster? That has to cost a
fortune." Darla said, "Don't worry about the money. We drove here in a Rolls
Royce. I think we can handle it."


CHAPTER 10 - THE MONEY MACHINE


I looked at the next table and said, "Speak of the devil. It's cousin Harry."
He looked over and saw Julie and got up and hugged her. He said, "You and
Terri? Oh I love it. Julie, Terri's really good." Julie kissed her and said "I
know." He looked at me and said, "You have two students now Doctor Dickerson."
Darla was smiling and Harry said, "You see the newspaper yet? Your mothers are
front page news."

One of the guys at his table had the newspaper and he showed it to us. I read
the article and said, "They told us they quit and that the company owned them a
lot of money. It wasn't that much though. I don't understand how they could
affect the prices in the stock market." One of the guys at the table was a
professor in economics and he said, "Your mothers could make a trillion dollars
over night if they wanted to." I said, "I'll put you on the phone with them.
Tell them you want 3 percent of the profits and they'll believe you. If you
offer it free, they'll hang up."

They were laughing and I took him with me to a pay phone in the restaurant and
I called home. I said, "Hi mom. I'm at dinner and met one of the economic
professors here. He has a way that you two can make a ton of money, but he
wants a cut of it. You want to talk to him?" She said, "You bet!" I handed him
the phone and said, "Tell her I'll see her later."

I walked back to the table and said, "If he's right, he'll be very wealthy. If
he's wrong, he's in big trouble. Our moms don't always play fair." Harry was
laughing and said, "I hope he's right. Hey, I forgot to tell you. I got a date
for the exhibit. Terri, you interested in showing a few of your paintings too?"
She was so excited and Harry said, "Two weeks from tomorrow. The gallery will
run them for a week. The prices they are talking about are unbelievable. They
don't want any of your paintings priced under 12,000. Apparently, the resales
of the ones you already sold are going for 20,000 plus. One of them sold for
55,000 in New York at an action. You have to read the critics review of your
work. It's the best review I've ever seen them give. Stop by the school
tomorrow and I give you a copy."  We had our mouths hanging open.

The economics professor came back and said, "I'm going to your house. Your mom
understands it and wants to do it now. Fay and her have brass balls. They will
control enough of the silver and gold market by the morning to make the price
go nuts and it's legal. I am going to be so fucking rich." We were smiling as
he waved and left.

Our food came and the Lobster was huge. Harry said, "You order the radioactive
one?" The waiter was smiling as he cracked the shell for us, as it was too
thick for us to do it. We all ate part of the lobster tail and claws with
butter sauce, and then had some crab legs. We passed the bucket of crab legs to
Harry's table and they took a handful also.

We were stuffed. Darla passed around the pack of cigarettes and we lit up as
Julie said, "We should get going soon to get good seats." I paid the bill and
we said goodbye to the guys as we walked to the trolley.

We got great seats, right up front by the stage. We loved to watch Eric Clapton
play guitar and with Ginger Baker on drums and Jack Bruce on Bass, this band
was the best of the best. We were so stoned as we watched it. Darla and I
smoked 6 joints and so did Terri and Julie. When the show was over we were all
standing and dancing and then cheering at the top of our lungs as they finished
the ending of Crossroads. Terri kissed me and Darla real sexy and then Julie
did the same thing. Terri said, "I'm staying with Julie tonight. Thanks for
everything. I'll call you tomorrow morning." Darla winked at me and we walked
to our car around the corner.

We drove home talking about Terri and Julie and how they make a perfect couple.
We pulled into the garage and the economics professor was still there. We went
inside and found them in the study and my mom was screaming, "I love it! I love
it! Harvey, you're a genius." I said, "Going good?" Fay smiled and so did my
mom as she said, "Honey, we just made over 620 billion dollars in the Japanese
market. We going to stay up all night and play the game when New York opens in
4 hours. We put 30 billion aside so even if we loose everything now, we're safe
for life. Just stay off the phones. We're on a tie line with about 30 brokers
all over the world."

I said, "And you told me gambling in Los Vegas was dumb." My mom was laughing
and said, "This isn't gambling. We're controlling the prices." Harvey was on
the phone again and said, "Buy the 11 million futures at 34." My mom said, "The
fun's starting again now." We smiled and I said, "We'll see you in the
morning."

Darla and I went to bed and we made love like total lunatics. She fucked my
pussy and I wouldn't let her get up until she came in me 3 times. Then it was
my turn and Darla went wild on me. She pulled my cock into her so deep, I
bottomed out like she does in me sometimes.  She orgasmed so strong, she was
shaking all over. I got off of her and lay on our sides in a 69 position as we
ate each other's pussy until we couldn't move. I moved to lay on the pillow
with Darla and we kissed, as we feel asleep.

Our moms woke us up in the morning and sat on our beds with a bottle of
Champaign and handed us two full glasses. We sat up half asleep and my mom
said, "A toast to the newest Trillionaires." I smiled and so did Darla as we
sipped the drink and I said, "Trillionaire?"

Fay was laughing almost hysterically and said, "Yup. We did it. People are
pissed at us. We're all over the news, and the SEC is furious, but we didn't
break one rule." We have the money in hundreds of banks and accounts and half
of it is in a Swiss bank account that is totally untraceable. Turn on the
news."

We turned on the news on the TV and it was all about our moms taking over the
silver and gold commodities markets, driving the price up and then selling out
to cause it to fall. The commentator said, "This should be illegal." My mom
screamed at the TV, "Fuck you! You're just pissed because you didn't think of
it first!" We were cracking up and I said, "Where's Harvey?" Fay said, "Passed
out in the den. His take on this is 30 billion. By the way we put 200 billion
in each of your names. We'll give you the account numbers." Darla and I were
laughing as Fay said, "How about we buy our own country?" My mom turned to Fay
and said, "You think we really could?" Darla was cracking up and then we downed
the champaign.

We go up to take a shower as my mom said, "We're doing an interview for the
news in a half hour." Darla and I were laughing about it and I said, "What
would we do with so much money?" Darla kissed me and said, "Nothing. Just what
we're doing now honey." We had to shave each other this morning, and then we
took a shower. Darla was brushing my teeth for me when I told her we needed to
hire servants to help us. Then she wanted a tip. I brushed her teeth too and
kissed her with a mouthful of toothpaste. She was laughing as we both had to
rinse our mouths again.

We dressed and went downstairs for breakfast. Harvey was having a cup of coffee
and smiling from ear to ear. I said, "You did good." He said, "I can't believe
we actually pulled this off. People will be talking about this for decades."
Darla and I made some eggs, bacon, potatoes, and toast for everyone. The news
crew came in and my mom made them wait while we finished breakfast and I
offered them some coffee. A reporter said, "You're Kathy Dickerson and Darla
Woodrow. We didn't realize that these were your mothers. So what is Wally going
to say about this?" I smiled and said, "He's going to buy his own country." My
mom was laughing and said, "He can't. You had his passport revoked in your last
strip."

The reporter was cracking up as my mom said, "We're ready. Come on Fay. We're
on the news." We watched them being interviewed and my mom and Fay were so
polished. My mom said, "We didn't break any laws or intentionally hurt anyone.
All we did was use our money to make more money. If the SEC wants to make that
illegal than we should rename this country from America to Russia. This is what
democracy and competitive commerce is all about. We were lucky, and we were
smart about how we built up a fortune 100 company. We cashed in at the right
time and then used our money to make sure none of our family will ever have to
worry about money again."

The reporter asked, "Are you going to contribute any of it to charity?" I knew
this was one of their hot buttons and Fay said, "We used to contribute money
all of the time. That's was until we learned that less than 5 cents of every
dollar we donated actually went to help the people the charity was designed to
help. It infuriated us that people were making big salaries on our
contributions. So to you answer your question. No way in hell will I give to an
establish charity that is a business in itself. We'll give to colleges like we
have in the past, establish scholarship funds like we have before, and mostly
help our family."

The reporter said, "Your daughters are famous on their own and are doing great.
What help do they need?" My mom smiled and said, "They are in school still
studying for their doctorates. Yes they are doing okay, but we want them to do
better than just okay. The money will allow them to do whatever they choose in
life. That's what freedom is all about." The reporter asked me to come on
camera with Darla he asked us about the money and Wally. Darla and I had him
and our moms howling in laughter as we listed all to the things Wally was going
to buy which included a lifetime subscription to Penthouse. Then I said, "Darla
and I are not going to do anything with it now. We want to finish our education
and work on our painting. We may increase what our moms put in for scholarships
in the area of Arts."

The reporter thanked us on camera and then showed our garage on the camera as
he said, "This was before they made all of the money. They were rich beyond
rich, before any of this. This is David Russell for CBS news." The camera went
off and he thanked us and said, "That was really quick about Wally. You should
put some of that in the comics. People will love it. Make it so you give him a
donation by mistake." My mom was cracking up and nodding her head.

The phone rang and Darla answered it. We heard, "Yeah. You saw us?" "Sure.
We'll pick up you up." She hung up and said, "We're picking up Terri and Julie
to work with us today on comics. Julie and Terri want to draw Morris together.
Terri said they had so many new ideas." I said, "We'll see you in a few."

Darla drove us in the Rolls convertible. The news truck was still parked out
front and we waved as we pulled out of the driveway. The reported waved back as
Darla said, "We give Wally a donation by mistake thinking he needs a
scholarship and then he blows it all in one day." We were taking about what he
buys and laughing our ass off. We pulled up to Julie's apartment building and
they were waiting outside. We helped them put their stuff in the trunk and then
I said, "So how was it last night?" Julie kissed Terri so wet and they both
were giggling. Terri said, "It was wonderful. I can't believe your moms
actually pulled that off. That's all people are talking about everywhere." I
said, "Wally is getting a donation by mistake for a scholarship." They were
smiling as Darla said, "And you two are getting a real donation for a full
scholarship to include everything. We have plenty of money, so don't say no."
They were kissing again and I said, "They're not saying no honey. Take us
home."

We went home and Terri and Julie brought their art things upstairs as I called
the supply store and had two more drawing tables and chairs being delivered on
a rush this morning. I yelled upstairs, "Come on down for a minute." I told my
mom and Fay what we wanted to do for Julie and Terri and they agreed. Darla
came down with Terri and Julie and my mom said, "Your education, living, food,
and books are paid for as long as you need it. We'll set up an account that you
can draw from. For Kathy and Darla to have this much faith in you two, you must
be damn good and I'm dying to see your work when you're ready." They hugged our
moms and thanked them and my mom said, "Hug Kathy and Darla. This was their
idea."

They hugged us and I said, "I ordered two more drawing tables and chairs. They
should be here in a few minutes. You want some coffee?" We sat with our moms
having coffee and a cigarette. I said, "Did Harvey leave?" My mom was smiling
and said, "He's walking on air. He went to the bank to move money on some other
scheme he's working on. God bless his evil mind." We were cracking up.  I took
a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke as I was looking out the window.
I said, "Why are people sitting on our iron fence and brick posts?" My mom
looked and shook her head as she called the police. We saw one person fall off
into our back yard and my mom walked out back and said, "This private property.
Get out!"

The police were there in under a minute and they arrested the person trapped in
our back yard and gave citations to all of the others. Our moms were laughing
about it with police as our delivery arrived. We heard one of the cops say,
"Electric fences are the answer. Fry all of them." My mom was laughing and
said, "Yeah right. I'll be on the news for the next year for that one."

We went upstairs with the delivery and had it set up for Terri and Julie. I
tipped the driver and he smiled as he left.

Julie and Terri watched how we worked and laughed with us as we drew four new
strips of Wally about getting a scholarship by mistake from our moms. It was
hilarious. I called Marge and told her about it and she said, "I'll send
someone over for it. We should get this out today." I also told her about
adding Julie to the contract for Terri. She said, "Interesting. Sure."

We helped them take the ideas they had and make them into comics. It was funny
as hell and Julie was as good, if not better, than Terri at this. We had them
do 10 strips and they were great. We took a break for lunch and Marge showed up
herself. I said, "Wait until you see this." We took her to the art studio and
first showed her Wally and she was cracking up and then showed her the new ones
for Morris. She was laughing her ass off and said, "Can I take these too. This
is great work. Julie, I added you to the contract. I just need your signature."
She signed it and Marge was still smiling as she left.

I said, "That's enough art for today. Now we enjoy life a little." I made us
four drinks and said, "Lets do the pool." We changed into bathing suits and we
gave Julie and Terri two of ours. We took our dinks and cigarettes outside and
there were five people sitting on our fence again at the far side of the
property.  I told my mom and she shook her head as she called the police again.
We went to the pool as the group couldn't really see us and then we heard the
police with a megaphone arresting them. Our moms stood out back and clapped as
the people were handcuffed. The police put up signs about it being private
property and they were laughing about it. Our moms made a big donation to their
retirement fund last year and they didn't forget it.

We went in for a swim and the water was warm and felt great. Darla and I sat
under the waterfall and let it fall on us for a while and it was so relaxing.
Julie and Terri sat next to us and I said, "Look at the fence again." We
watched more people get on it looking at the house and within a minute they
were being arrested again. We heard my mom and Fay laughing by the veranda and
then she walked back to the pool and said, "The police are hiding and just
waiting for four or five to get on our fence. They think it's great. The fine
is 500 bucks."

We swam and played around in the pool as we watched people getting arrested
every hour. It was a piss. Amy and Paula came over and sat with us at the pool.
Amy said, "I am so jealous. How much money did your mom give you?" I said,
"Darla and I each have over 200 billion." They were so jealous. I said, "We
didn't ask for this. It just happened. You guys will love Terri and Julie's
comic strip called Morris. It should be out in a few days." Terri as telling
cat stories again and we were all cracking up.

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We painted and helped Terri and Julie with their art work over the next two
weeks and then we had our gallery exhibit again. We had 38 paintings on display
along with six of Terri's paintings and two of Julie's. The price on our
paintings was absurd. The four of us were there the opening night in gowns to
mingle with the guests and all of our paintings were sold by the end of the
night.  Most of them brought in 3 to 4 times the asking prices, as people were
bidding on them. As soon as the gallery owner announced that Julie and Terri
were our students, their paintings sold immediately. She also said, "They are
the ones who are bringing you the new comic strip Morris." People were clapping
for them and Terri said, "They're actually are reading it?" I said, "Marge just
told me that Morris is being syndicated just like Wally. The money will start
big time now."

We talked to the people there and everyone was asking us how we came up with
the idea for Wally to get a scholarship by mistake. I said, "We were joking
around with a reporter after he interviewed our mothers and it was mostly his
idea for Wally to get a donation. The rest was us. We thought it was a great
idea and drew it that afternoon laughing our ass off."

The paintings remained on display for the week and then we got our check for
892,000 dollars after the gallery took their cut. Julie got 7,000 and Terri got
86,000. I said, "Is everyone smiling now?" The both smiled as wide as they
could and we all laughed.

We goofed off during the summer but still drew our comics and painted. We also
helped Julie and Terri a lot with their painting. Half the time they slept in a
spare bedroom in our place and the other time they stayed at Julie's apartment.
We had Julie find a nicer place and told her not to worry about the price.
Julie and Terri found a really nice apartment right next to the college and I
said, "Just submit the bills to the bank, like the school bills and everything
else. Plus they will be giving you both a living allowance each month from it."

We started our PhD program at the college and Harry was a piss the first day
back. He said, "You already qualify with your gallery exhibits. You each need
to publish a paper on totally new information. I have a list of topics you may
want to pick or select something else. You also have to teach a semester and
that you already started. The difference in Julie and Terri's work since you
two started with them is ten fold. By the way, thank you for helping Julie with
the scholarship. She really did need it."

We read the topics and Darla wanted to do a paper on `Detecting Art forgeries'.
I picked the topic of `Commercial Art as a form of news, political statement
and entertainment'. Harry said, "Both of these are hard do to. This is not a
book report, it's new knowledge based on what others have done before." We both
nodded and then Harry said, "Your students will be here in 10 minutes. You have
6, Terri, Julie, and four other's that I haven't met yet."

We had a cup of coffee and a cigarette before the class got there and then we
went into the classroom next door. Terri and Julie were sitting in the seats up
front and four other kids in the class. Harry said, "Welcome. I'm professor
Malvern and this is Kathy Dickerson and Julie Woodrow who are working on their
doctorates and they will be teaching this class." Harry handed out the course
requirements and said, "Some of you may fly through this course and others may
have trouble. If you need help, my office hours are listed on the sheet. Okay
Kathy, it's your show with Darla."

I said, "Lets get to know each other first. Lets go around the room and just
tell us a little about you and your art experience. Terri, you want to start?"
As soon as Terri mentioned Morris they all had their mouths hanging open. Julie
went next and then we heard from the others. One guy said, "I'm Tim and I
needed an elective and I always wanted to draw. I have exactly zero
experience."

Darla gave the first lecture from the topic in the book and Terri and Julie
hung onto every word. The others were almost asleep. Darla said, "Read chapters
1 through 5 and we'll have quiz on next Monday. Thursday's class will be how to
apply what we discussed today."

The four students left and I said to Terri and Julie, "If you already know this
stuff, we can give you the test early." Terri said, "I want to sit in and
listen again. Darla covered things I didn't know that aren't in the books."

We started the research for our papers in the library and we each had a laundry
list of papers, books, magazine articles and other things we needed to read.
Darla and I made out a schedule of when we would do each thing so we didn't get
too burned out on any one of them.

When we went home from school, my mom had the 67 Corvette she ordered waiting
for us. This was gorgeous. We took it out for a drive and it flew. I had never
accelerated so fast in my life. Darla and I had a smile on our faces from ear
to ear as we played with the new toy.

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Julie and Terri did terrific in our class and aced everything. The other four
were a different story. We tutored one to pass and the other three failed
horribly. Harry said to us, "This is normal. Only 30 percent pass the first
year in school."

We painted, did our comics on schedule, and also did our paper research. The
research was so consuming, we brought a lot of the work home. By November,
Darla and I each had an outline of our paper done, a part of the body of the
text, and the references. We had stacks of hand written papers and notes.

When we took the Christmas break, we decided to finish our papers and get a
full first draft. We drew comics a little and mostly just wrote. I had to draws
some cartoons for my paper and I also used ones we did before as examples, and
also other comics. I used Morris, Haight-Asbury, and a few political ones.

Just after the first of the year my mom hired us two typists to come to the
house and work on our papers. It took them five days to type each paper in
draft from. Darla and I read them over the weekend and made tons of changes. We
also read each other's paper and I was so amazed at hers and she said the same
thing to me. We made suggestions to each other and incorporated those also. On
Monday the typists were back and used the new IBM typewriters with memory so
they didn't have to retype everything, but it still took then three days to
finish it, which included checking the spelling and footnotes. I inserted the
cartoons into the text where they left room and Darla insert Xeroxed samples of
brush strokes and some examinations of artwork into her paper, and then we made
Xerox copies of both papers.

We read our own paper again and then each other's paper. We also had our moms
read both of them. Darla and I agreed we were ready to present. We had our
cover pages made for the papers and then had 4 copies bound. I called Harry and
said, "You in the mood for reading our papers? They're ready." We drove the new
Corvette to the school and dropped them off. He looked at them and said, "Wow.
How long are they?" I said, "Long enough to make our points. There's no fluff
in either one. There are four copies of each." He said, "I'll have everyone
read it and call you back on Friday. Take some time off. You both look tired."

Darla and I went home and we were tired. We made love for a few hours and then
slept for a whole day. We woke up, ate and then went back to bed. We made love
again and then went back to sleep. We didn't get out of bed until Friday, but
finally felt rested. My mom looked at me and said, "Good, the circles under
your eyes are gone."

We were eating breakfast when the phone rang and my mom answered it. I heard
her say, "I'll tell them." She said, "The doctoral review board wants to see
you this morning. Finish eating first." We were actually nervous and we gobbled
down our food. My mom and Fay were laughing at us and I said, "See ya."

Darla drove us there like a lunatic as we both had a cigarette in the car. She
parked and we walked briskly into the building. Harry saw us and said, "Have a
seat in the large conference room. Everyone is on their way in."

We went into the conference room and sat down as everyone was coming in. The
Dean came in also. Harry came in last with our bound papers and stood up in the
front of the room and said, "Kathy, Darla you know everyone here. Both of you
are the perfect students. You work on your own, rarely need help, and are
brilliant. The first part of your doctorate requirements were met by teaching,
and by your gifts in art and exhibiting paintings and publishing your comics
which are about the biggest thing there is right now. The last requirement is
the development of a paper in which you use existing knowledge to develop new
knowledge that can be published."

He paused and said, "Darla, your paper on the Detection of Art Forgeries was
brilliant. It will become the industry textbook for insurance companies and art
galleries. You introduced a new technique, by combining what others have done,
as well as introduced a wealth of new knowledge that known of us knew.  Kathy,
your paper on Commercial art was the most fascinating one I have ever read. I
now understand how you think when you draw a comic strip. It provides a how to
guide for art students in expressing the news, politics and also the comics.
I'm recommending it to be required reading in this universities art program."

He paused and said, "It gives me great pleasure to tell both of you that the
doctoral review committee has voted unanimously to award you both doctorate
degrees in Art. Congratulations, Doctor Kathy Dickerson, and Doctor Darla
Woodrow." He shook our hands and then everyone did as we stood. We were in
shock. The dean shook our hands and said, "If you'd like to stay on and teach
for a semester, we'd love to have you here. Plus we want you to give the
address at this year's graduation, when we will officially award you with your
degrees. You'll have them long before that, but that's for the parents."

Darla and I started to cry we were so happy. We hugged each other and the tears
just ran out and then we hugged Harry and all of the staff, and the dean. I
said, "We'd loved to stay this semester and teach Terri and Julie. They can be
great." Harry said to the dean, "Told you. They can spot the eagles."

We wiped our eyes and stayed and talked to everyone. The dean said to us, "Your
papers are about the best we have ever read. I want them both to be college
textbooks. Tell us about why you think Julie and Terri will be great." We
talked for about a half hour of what they have that others don't. Harry said to
the dean, "I told you so. They spotted it immediately. Its like I said before,
eagles fly with other eagles."

Everyone had other things do so we left and Harry said, "Classes start in two
weeks. Enjoy the rest of the break. When you get back, we'll talk about an
accelerated program for Terri and Julie like you two were on. I think they can
handle it."

We walked outside and screamed. Darla hugged me again and we were so happy. I
lit us two cigarettes and we got into the car. I started the car and took a
drag of my cigarette as Darla said, "Home doctor." I said, "Okay doctor." Darla
sucked in on her cigarette and blew out the smoke slowly as she said, "I can't
believe we actually got our PhDs."

We got home and went into the kitchen and made ourselves some lunch. We were
eating tuna sandwiches when our moms came in and my mom said, "How did you make
out?" I smiled and said, "It's now doctor Kathy and doctor Darla. They loved
our papers and want us to stay on and teach this semester. The dean asked us to
give the address at graduation." Our moms were hugging us and more excited than
we were.