Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2001 20:03:23 -0500
From: Happy Penelope <happypenelope@yahoo.com>
Subject: Doggy Style 5

Hey ya'll sorry I've been so bad at sending this thing out. I've got through
part 8 done but I just keep forgetting to send it. Thanks to everybody for
all the great feedback I've been getting.

Feedback: happypenelope@yahoo.com or IM me on AIM at clowneygirl

Disclaimer: Not true, I don't know them or their sexual preferences. Meaning
I made this all up because I'm just slightly insane like that.

Note: Juju is still a dog. There isn't any bestiality in the whole story.
I'm not into that.

~*Doggy Style*~

"Juju, come here boy." JC called, from the front of the bus.
"What's up Jayce?" Joey asked, following Juju to the front.
JC kneeled in front of the dog and began petting him. "I called ahead to the
hotel and they've found a dog groomer. We're gonna be there in just a few
minutes. I wanna get his leash on him."
Joey glanced at the dog sympathetically. "Are you sure a leash is really
necessary?"
"Joey, you can't just let a full grown dog run loose, especially with all of
the fans around." JC said, as he fastened the leash onto Juju's collar.
Joey sighed, "I know, it just seems so cruel putting him on a leash."
JC chuckled at Joey's sudden compassion for dogs, he never seemed to mind
Busta being put on a leash.
"I'm gonna get my bag from my bunk." JC said, heading for the back of the
bus.
Joey dropped to his knee's beside Juju, scratching behind his ears. "I'm
sorry little buddy, I tried." He said, looking at the dog apologetically.
Juju nuzzled Joey's cheek, "It's ok Joey, I know you did. Pretty soon we'll
figure out how I can become human and I won't have to worry about a leash
and collar anymore." he said.
Joey grinned mischievously, "Unless you're into that kind of thing."
Juju looked at Joey as if he were nuts. "Why would a human wanna wear a
leash and collar?" He asked, confusion clearly evident in his eyes.
"Some people just are, and let's just leave it at that. If you wanna know
more ask JC about it when you become human." Joey told him, grinning at the
thought of JC trying to explain that.
Juju shook his head and rolled his eyes. "You're weird sometimes Joey."
Joey moved to sit on a bench, laughing at his canine friend.
"Do you know where my fucking jacket is?" Wade asked, storming into the
front of the bus and glaring at Joey.
"Sorry, I haven't seen it man. I'll help you look for it." Joey offered, as
he began searching the front of the bus.
Wade grunted.
"Hey, did you check under the bunks? You know how shit gets shoved under
there." Joey added, keeping his back to Wade because he couldn't stop
grinning.
Wade turned and headed toward the bunks without saying a word.
"Joey, he's gonna be so mad." Juju said, worried that Wade might try to make
JC get rid of him.
"Shh, he's never gonna know what happened. I promise, just trust me on
 this." Joey said, cautioning Juju to lower his voice.
Joey and Juju's heads turned toward the back as they heard Wade scream.
"What the fuck!"
They rushed toward the back to watch the drama unfold.
"Kirkpatrick, I want that fucking dog off this bus immediately!" Wade
demanded.
Chris glared angrily at Wade. "What the fuck is your problem?"
Wade shoved his balled up jacket into Chris's chest. "This is my problem.
Your god damn dog fucked my jacket!"
Chris dropped the jacket onto the floor after seeing the stains on it.
"What?" He asked, dumbfounded by the accusation.
Wade kicked the jacket,
"That...fucking....dog....of....yours....ruined....my....jacket." he said
each word slowly, as if Chris were having problems understanding.
"What makes you think my dog did that?" Chris asked, getting up in Wade's
face.
"Did you get under the bunk and fuck my jacket? Other than you and your dog,
nobody else will fit under there." Wade said, shoving Chris back away from
him.
Chris shoved back at Wade. "Fuck off asshole." He said, turning to walk away
from him.
************************************
"Lance, can you make sure all of my stuff gets to my room? I need to take
Juju straight over to the groomers." JC said, heading toward one of the body
guards to have him get a rental car.
Joey walked over to JC. "Hey Jayce, why don't you let me take Juju to the
groomer. I know how you get if you aren't here to look over the room
arrangements yourself." He offered.
JC looked gratefully at Joey. "Are you sure you don't mind Joe?"
"Nah, no problem. Besides, it'll give me an excuse to get away from the
asshole." Joey said, nodding his head in Wade's direction.
JC watched Wade for a minute and frowned. "Yeah, cool. I owe ya one Joey."
He said, handing over Juju's leash.
****************************************
"Why did you wanna bring me Joey?" Juju asked, climbing into the backseat
next to Joey.
Joey reached over and patted Juju's head. "I wanted to get away for a while
and I like hanging out with you."
"I can't believe you made Wade think that nasty little rodent Busta did
that." Juju giggled.
Joey laughed, remembering the look on Wade's face. "Yeah, I've been trying
to get rid of the little shit for a while now."
"Who, Busta or Wade?" Juju asked.
"Hell, let's get rid of both of them." Joey replied, snapping his fingers as
if they would just disappear.
**************************************
"Why do I have to go to a groomer Joey?" Juju asked, stopping stubbornly in
front of the door to the groomers.
Joey sighed, "Because if you don't go you're gonna look like shit. You think
when you become human, JC's gonna want you if you were a shitty looking
 dog." he said, trying to reason with the dog.
"Joey, I'm already beautiful. How can they possibly make me look better?"
Juju whined.
"Jesus, we've gotta do something about that low self esteem you have." Joey
joked, laughing at Juju's arrogant comment.
Juju looked at Joey, confusion clearly evident in his eyes. "What's that
mean. Are you saying I'm not beautiful?" He demanded.
"No, that's not what I'm saying. Let's just go in." Joey said, opening the
door and giving the dog a nudge through it.
A young woman in her late teens or very early twenties greeted them as they
entered. "Hi, I'm Aylex I'm the receptionist. Do you have an appointment?"
She asked, popping her gum and looking at her fingernails as if she were
bored.
"Yes, we have an appointment. I believe it's with Jordan for three o'clock."
Joey answered.
Aylex walked behind the desk once again. "Oh yeah, you might as well take a
seat. She's got poodle in there right now. It'll be a while. She talks to
animals." She said, twirling her finger in a circle near her temple,
implying that Jordan was crazy.
Joey sat in a chair furthest from Aylex's desk. He decided he'd rather talk
to Juju than the obnoxious broad behind the desk.
tbc