Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:27:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Andrew Smith <archwhitemage@yahoo.com> Subject: Nsync meet a redneck ch 3 NSYNC in their Wilderness Adventure Chapter:3 DISCLAIMER I don't have the slightest clue as to the sexual orientation of the characters in this story. It is entirely a figment of my imagination and is not intended to reflect on any celebrities used in this story. For those of you that are NOT of legal age, go do something else. If you do read this, then don't get caught. If you are offended by male/male material, stories written by the unusual, or it is illegal to view such materials in your area due to candy-ass laws or uptight government, you should be typing in a new URL at this time or have a backup window opened like knitting or sports stats, to cover the erotic nature of your reading material. . This is all fiction, so remember this story is not real; please no complaining about dates or locations. Author Notes This is my first story so be sure to help with feedback and any ideas you have that will help me improve this story. You can reach me at archwhitemage@yahoo.com I have read a lot of slash and fan fiction so if you are looking for some, or have some good Internet links email me I found I like NSYNC pairings with original male and female characters because such stories always contain a lot of drama and action packed conflicts. I also consider myself a knowledgeable person in the areas of: anime, hentai, yaio, (member of anime syndicate), fantasy books (Dragon Lance series, authors: Terry Goodkind, Melanie Rawn, Jim Butcher, Tolkien) hand and power tools (suburban redneck HVAC/R Plumbing and Building Construction) I am a member of the Rigid, Porter Cable, Milwaukee, and Dewalt tool clubs. I am an avid outdoor sports fan such as hunting, fishing, backpacking, and camping etc... Some of my close friends consider me a firearms encyclopedia from the knowledge I gained from watching "Tales of the Gun on the History channel" and from surfing websites and forums like: http://www.gunbroker.com http://www.gunamerica.com http://www.auctionarms.com are auction websites like eBay but for firearms and cool stuff. The forums and info reference websites are: http://www.hunting.net http://www.thefiringline.com http://www.chuckhawks.com http://www.greybeards.com . Finally on to the story of are unsuspecting group of vocalists and the adventures and hardships they go through when management sends them on a rustic vacation to regroup their lost innocence. This is going to be my fist ever posted slash OMC fan fiction story and reader feedback will be very helpful for me to write the story in new directions and to come up with a fun and exciting dramatic read. So if you have any ideas for situations, characters, settings, conflicts, etc... Don't be afraid to email me or chat with me under my screen name of archblackmage on nifty chat or on only chat system covered by trillion: AIM, MSN, ICQ, IRC, and Yahoo. Last Time: So can I get an introduction of you sill bunch of pretty boy misfits, I smirk at the guys. The cute green eyed blond one smiles and me and turns a very lovely shade of pink at the lack of manners of his and his fellow band members. I still get a stirring in my loins from the sexy ass deep rumble of his bass voice. The shade of pink also help me picture how steamy he would look after a long session of wild monkey sex. I figured I would lighten the mood and to drop some Pittsburghesse on this overly kept boys. Hey yeans guys I am not trying to be nebby, but I would be greatly thankful if yawl would care to introduce yourselves. The guys looked at me sort of strangely except for Chris who was from PA and came across a few people who spoke with a hint of Pittsburghesse such as downtown, (Congrats to them there Steelers that opened a can of whoop-ass and won the Super bowl 5 times baby), the strange thing is the infliction from the Burgh got stronger the closer to Pittsburgh and Allegheny county I got. So as Chris stated that I wasn't being nosy and was just curious about what the guys' names were and to know a little bit of bio about them. I kept them in the dark that I read slash about them so I knew of the band and some of their bio from fans writing, and other character's that were famous since, I didn't know how they would handle the fact that many people came up with some cool, hot, funny, and sexy stories that included sex scenes starring them and other famous people. The guys might also be creped out by the inter-group relationships, if they were not as open minded as me and other slash readers. Another flaw I wasn't going to enlighten the boys of NSYNC to was I had a couple of NSYNC CD's in my collection along with a VHS tape of two of there concerts that I watched when my cable was out and by chance learned many of there songs by heart. So when I wasn't banging my head to Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Jackal, Alice Cooper, GWAR, or Bach, Beethoven, Foot-stooping country, Nasty sexual rap, old school, Funk, I would get my groove on to some fast paced pop music. Having three eatable guys in the band also helped. I find it funny at the number of hot twink's Disney produces or promotes. I was such a large NSYNC fan I would not listen to the Back Street Boys though the shirtless water video they made was like gay soft-core porn. I felt the guys needed a jump start with the introductions so I decided to get them going. Ok let's start with you the curly hair one with the baby blue eyes and the puppy dog pout. Justin looked at me shocked look, cleared his voice and got started. Well hello Mr. Pushy my name is Justin, sometimes the guys call me Curly among other things. I like: singing, dancing, applejacks, anything baby blue, basketball, writing music, hanging out with my friends and family, meeting new people who don't put us on a pedestal. Ok the Elfish looking short older one, Chris after waking me on the head started. Ok smartass my name is Chris I am the oldest one in this band of misfits but have been told I act like a child. I have a clothing line and silly sense of humor. I like video games, golf cart races, picking on my friends for fun in a loving way, teasing Lance for being all mature and acting like a old fuddy-duddy, at this point I cracked up laughing and Chris and Lance play wrestled on the floor. After Chris summated defeat, and caught his breath he said he like pizza and his dog. Next lets move on to the Italian stallion. Joey gave me a large grin and explained his love of dancing, acting, food, flirting with woman etc... He also explained he was a silly buddy of Chris and acted as playmates. He was also the caring bear of the group who like to give hugs. Ok how about the silver blue eyed fox, Josh looked at me blushed a bit and started with his love of dance, art, music, writing, yoga, etc... I smiled as I could tell that Josh was one of those people that was likely open minded enough to be bisexual and into tan trick sex. Now on to my personal favorite, I smiled at my green eyed sex god and asked him to explain himself to me and just absorbed him into my being. He said Lance was his middle name and his first name was James, who I felt suited him better and would be the name I would moan out in passion hopefully someday. He went on to explain his love of singing but not really formal dancing, he liked the outdoors which is a big plus to me, he like management and business, space, he liked to read and chat on the net with friends. I was not aware of any extra time I spent on James but I had his attention and didn't want to relinquish that power. Chris and Joey shared a look which no one else caught and then James asked about me. I repeated my name was Andrew or Andy. My nicknames are from as follows: A Puerto Rican college friend of mine who lived across the hall from me during my freshman year of college named me LoKo. He said it was because I acted all crazy and ghetto for a redneck white boy. I would answer the phone all ignorant; swear enough that my one ass of a roommate told girls I had Turrets. My other nickname Sunny D was from one of my high school Building Construction teachers that couldn't pronounce my last name. He was call me some Russian name which cause my face to frown until he came up with Sunny D, D being the first letter of my last name which always caused me to smile. I explained to the guys that in my course of Building Construction which covered: carpentry, masonry, and electrical I however was the only student interested in Plumbing so an advisor suggested that I take the BS in HVAC design my college which is Pennsylvania College of Technology http://www.pct.edu . I explained to the guys that the college used to be called WACC for Williamsport Area Community College than got a lot of money since they affiliated with Penn state Main. Some of my teachers were lucky enough to get a tour and told me for a technical college it was pretty kick ass. I explained to the guys that the city of Williamsport is host to the Little League World Series and that Fourth Street in town has more mansions than anywhere else in PA due to all the lumber barons. I left out the part in which I noticed my growing attraction for boys in high school not all boys just some select cute ones with hot abs AKA twinks. I didn't know what a twink was back then, but I consider myself somewhat of an expert now. I had to keep my ogling on the down low since the construction fields other than design and interior design don't really condone homosexual or bi-sexual guys, of course guys are all about the hot lesbian, or bi-sexual woman or butch dikes that can swing a hammer or lay a brick wall. Lastly I make a joke that the women at my college are like a parking lot all the good ones are taken and all the rest are handicap. To be continued. So as the guys of NSYNC absorbed all the background information I just gave them, it aloud me time to ogle James some more what a nice ass he's got me thinks and to notice that JC had a sparkle in his eye when he looked at Justin that was more than brotherly love. This could be fun if the two of the band members ever expressed their feelings towards each other. Not only that but it would provide me with some steamy images of hot NSYNC gay action, but they might experience real love and companion for each other. I started to smirk and laugh evilly which caught the attention of the other guys. I blushed a bit and preformed a Dr. Evil impression and came up with some silly cover story. I now had to concoct a plan to win Lance's heart, the problem being I didn't have very much romantic relationship experience to base my plan of attack off of and I was usually the one who was pursued. I figured I would start by becoming good friends with James and to feel my way along in that friendship and to see if it could bloom into a romantic relationship if James was game. Hell I didn't even know if he liked guys at all yet. I took the guys outside to show them how to shoot my compound bow at targets, http://www.diamondarchery.com/bows_rapture.php James never shot one so I had to stand behind him and guide him in the shooting of it. Needless to say my dick was grinding up on his ass and my breath was on neck and ear line. After a couple shoots he was much better but we were both showing some rosy cheeks and some tight hard-on filled pants. Chris and Joey of course caught on to what happened between me and James. It's funny how just saying his name just soothed me and made me happy and calm like after sex afterglow snuggle after warm shower with your partner. I showed Josh, Justin, Chris, and Joey how to shoot my bow and lucky for me I was smart enough to tie some orange tape around the carbon fiber shafts so they would get lost when they missed the targets. The guys went into the cabin to clean up and I went to stow my compound bow and to get out my white handled Cutco hunting knive http://www.cutco.com/jsp/catalog/detail.jsp?categoryId=90&ensembleId=10273 that I bought while my brother was a salesman fro a short time. Damn knive cost $100 some dollars and only ever cut steaks and potatoes sense my deer luck was bad while bad. I saw deer they were just too small or were does when I only had a buck license. The funny thing was the deer I saw were so close I only needed a handgun to harvest them. I am going to list the firearms in this story and links for visual aids because why because it is redneck porn, that why. Dan Wesson .357mag http://www.gunsamerica.com/guns/976701528.htm Dan Wesson .445 super mag http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=46720418 .308 Win HS precision http://www.snipercentral.com/pro2000.htm .308 Win CZ http://www.cz-usa.com/product_detail.php?id=21 .204 ruger Ruger Falling Block Varmint Lamint http://www.ruger.com/Firearms/FAProdView?model=11311&return=Y CZ .375 H&H http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=46678817 Reader: If you are not liking what you are reading or have some killer ideas of it may become better, email me or bullshit with yours truly in nifty chat or on the many instant messenger programs I am on many of them as archblackmage since I use trillion so yahoo, aim, icq, msn etc. Don't be a stranger I always like to bullshit about history, firearms, tools, hunting fishing, biodiesel, hvac/r, carpentry, whatever floats your boat fantasy books.