Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2000 10:38:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: AJ B <ajsaysyourefired@yahoo.com>
Subject: The Sixth Backstreet Boy (boyband fanfic)

Disclaimer: ok as much as we all wish this was true it
isnt. This is FICTION. absolutely not true. in a word,
no. ok then we'll let u read. all comments, questions,
suggestions..hatemail..welcome and greatly
appreciated. write to ajsaysyourefired@yahoo.com put
6bsb on subject line so it wont be deleted. this is
from justin timberlakes point of view. it is a
bsb/nsync fanfic.


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     I wonder why the world is so shallow. Don't you?
I mean, a hundred years ago you like a person for who
he is, not how much money he has or how he looks. Or
even, his sexuality. The world nowadays is so pathetic
it make me sick.  But what am I gong to do about it?
That's right-nothing. After all, I'm just one guy. So
what _am_ I going to do about it? Well..
     It's not what I did about it. It's what my
bestest friend in the whole world, Brian Littrell, did
about it. And that's what this amazing tale is about.
     For starters, lets say we get properly
introduced, shall we? My name is Justin Randall
Timberlake. Didn't expect that, did you? Well I don't
blame you. I mean, with all the boy band rivalry and
such.  But..well, that's just the way it goes. I'm
Justin Timberlake. I'm twenty one, and the last year
and a half has been hell for me. In a way, it's all
Brian's fault, but that's a bit short-sighted. In an
ironic sense it's his fault, but I'm glad he came out
1 1/2 years ago. I didn't really know him personally
then.
     Okay, it's a bit confusing how it's his fault.
Here's the deal. In September of 2000, he announced
he'd broken up with his fiancee, Leighanne (what kind
of name is that anyway) Wallace. That was early
September. Late September, he told the world he was
gay.
     Too much? Okay. But that's how it went. Then his
best friend (or one of them anyway) Nick Carter came
out. They're both Backstreet Boys. I was from 'N Sync.
But that's (the) long story. It was October, 2000....
     "You guys!" Chris Kirkpatric, fellow 'nsync
member, ran into the hotel room I shared with JC
Chasez (nsync also). "You'll never guess what!"
     "Okay..." I said. "Hmm..you looked in the mirror
and finally found out how truly ugly you are?"
     "Nope. Not yet." he said, humoring me.
     "What?" JC asked.
     "Two of the Backstreet Boys are gay!!"
      Silence.
     "Which two?" I asked, playing a video game.
     "What does it matter?" he asked, giving me a
funny look.
     "I was just curious is all." I rolled my eyes.
     " Um, the blonde one and the short brunette with
blonde streaks."
     "Oh. Nick and Brian?"
     He shrugged. "Sounds about right."
     "Do you know what this means?" Lance Bass, (nsync
also) said, coming into the room.
     "It means...they like guys." I said, preoccupied
with my video game.
     They ignored me. (Humph.) "This means..no one
will like them anymore and we'll be #1!" Lance yelled
excitedly.
     "Unless.." I said.
     _Now_ they pay attention to me. "Well?" JC said.
     "Unless they still tie with us. Cause most girls
won't give a rat's ass if theyr'e gay." I explained.
"And a whole bunch of gay guys will like them. Cause
now they'd have a sliver of a chance, whereas a month
ago they would have had none, cause they thought they
were straight."
     Silence. "Well, we'll hope for the best." Jc
said. "Not that they go down, but.."
     "We go up." Lance nodded.
     "Not necessarily. I meant, like, may the best
group stay on top." he explained.
     "Don't we have to meet with them next week or
something?" Joey Fatone (nsync-don't worry, he's the
last member) came in. "Some magazine wants to do a
joint interview and photoshoot with them?" he wrinkled
his nose.
     "Yeah, but it was scheduled, like, two months
ago, before they came out." Jc said.
     "Ew. I'm not sitting by the two queers." Lance
said.
     "Oh grow up." I said. "There's nothing wrong with
being gay. It's not like they'll try to kiss you or
anything. I mean..who'd want to?"
     " Oh shut up." he said.
     I laughed. "Seriously though. And we won't be
able to choose where we sit. They'll place us."
     "So we can trade." he insisted. "_You_ can sit by
'em."
     I shrugged. "Fine."
     "Ew!" Chris wrinkled his nose.

{well sorry ppl, but i have to go. this is all i could
type now. will type more tomorrow. remember- write to
authour (aj) at ajsaysyourefired@yahoo.com write 6bsb
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