Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:11:03 -0500
From: J J <fedimaster@hotmail.com>
Subject: A Guy She Knew

This story is fiction and not intended to imply anything about the true
sexuality of the celebrity mentioned.

  My wife, Deb and i have been married for about 6 years now.  Im 37 and
shes 35.  Over the years we've had a very open relationship and always
talked about everything.  We've also had a lot of sex, so it's been hard for
us lately because we werent able to get excited for the same old thing
anymore.  I was afraid shed lost interest in me or something, but i told her
i was willing to do whatever she wanted in order for us to regain that spark
we once had.  She said shed think about what we should do, because she didnt
want us to be a lifeless, no sex having couple either.

  A few days later she came to me and told me about one of the fantasies
shed had.  It involved one of her ex-boyfriends... Tim Allen!!!  She had
been with him when they were in high school and some of college.  They left
on good terms and were actually still in touch.  I'd met him a few times, and
he was even at our house once.  I always loved his show and thought he was a
really funny guy.  Anyways, back to our story, Deb told me she dreamed of me
and him double penetrating her, and then Tim busting his load on my face.
Now i never thought of myself of being gay, although i have checked some men
out on occasion.  I knew now that this was going to push my boundaries.  But
i told Deb, if she could get him to agree to help us, i was game.

  That night Deb called Tim and asked him if hed like to come and visit
because we just moved into a new house and ...yada yada yada... we really
did just move though.  Tim said that hed love to come for a weekend at the
end of the month.  Delighted, Deb hung up the phone.  The rest of the month
went by pretty quickly, we actually got some action in because Deb was
getting amped up for Tim's arrival.

  The day had finally arrived for Tim to get here, we got up early to pick
him up from the airport because his flight came in at 10am.  I asked Deb if
she told Tim the real reason for his visit, she said that she hinted at it
in all of her phone coversations with him since our decision so she hopes
that he wont be caught off guard.  The airport in the town that we live in
is kind of small, theres only five terminals.  We arrived at terminal 3 and
found Tim walking off the ramp with a lone suitcase rolling behind him.  He
greeted my wife with a hug and me with a firm handshake.

  He was wearing a light blue polo shirt and a pair of jeans.  We walked
back to the car, and headed home.  He sat in front with me and Deb sat in
the backseat.  We made small talk the whole way home, mortages, weather, the
town Deb and i live in...etc.  We got back to our house around noon, and Deb
made sandwiches for lunch and served us beer.  After the lunch was through
Tim asked "Why don't you just tell me why you made me come and visit you
Deb, i know somethings up...who serves beer for lunch"

  Deb then explained our situiation that we needed some excitement in our
sex lives and that she hopes a threesome will change things.  He gave me an
odd look and asked if thats what i wanted too, i just replied that whatever
will help my wife is ok with me.  He nodded and said that if this was the
only thing that would help our relationship hed do it, and that he was
flattered wed picked him for this "expiriment".  So Deb went and closed all
the blinds, and came back to our living room in nothing but a bra and her
thong.

   She walked over to where Tim was sitting, bent over and shoved her tounge
down his throat.  Even i have to admit it was pretty damn hot.  Tim wrapped
his arms around her and they continued to make out on the couch.  Eventually
Tim got off Debs bra and started to suck on her lucious C-cup breasts.  Deb
is a slender woman, about 5'7 with long legs, and flowing brown hair that is
gorgeous.  Anyway Tim was attacking her tits with all he had, Deb moaned
loudly, and i started to make my way over to this developing scene.

   When i got to the couch, Tim had Deb layed out on her back, her thong had
just been flung behind his head.  Now his mouth seemed perminately attached
to her pussy.  I could see Deb was in exctasy, she was moaning and groaning.
  All of this had certianly made me hard, my nearly 8 inch beast was
screaming to be let out of my slacks.  I bent over and quickly kissed my
wife, before unzipping the fly of my dockers and shoving my hand into the
fly of my fruit of the loom briefs to free my pole.

   My cut memeber was throbbing, this was such a hot sight to look at, i
felt like i didnt even need to be apart of it.  One of my wife's
ex-boyfriends who happens to be a celebrity is now eating out her pussy like
theres not tomorrow.  But Deb seemed concerned for me, she sat up slightly,
just enough to swallow part of my cock down her throat.  Her mouth was so
warm and moist i thought i could have busted there, but i held on for dear
life as she started sucking my cock with everything she had.

   Tim came up for air just as i was on the brink of losing my wad.  Deb
pulled off just in time, and i was able to hold my orgasm in.  Needless to
say, at this point my cock was so hard that it actually hurt.  Tim started
to unbutton his polo shirt, then he pulled it over his head to reveal a
slightly defined chest that was covered in hair.  He started to unbuckle his
belt, when Deb got up and told him that shed help him out.  She got his belt
off, then unbutton his slacks and pulled them to his ankles.  Tim stepped
out of them, and now he was standing in only his white briefs.  His cock was
clearly rock hard.

   Deb licked the length of his tool through his briefs, and i could see Tim
visually shiver.  She continued to tease him through his briefs, and i could
see he was in agony as that he longed to get his dick in her mouth.  I
figured if i was gonna fuck her with him id need to get used to him, so i
went over and pulled his briefs off.  He cock jumped out of its confinement,
it was slightly longer then mine, but it was nearly twice as thick!  His
dick shimmered with spit and precum.

   Deb layed out on the couch again at this point, and it was clear that it
was time to fuck her.  Without further ado, i stradled her crotch, aimed,
and bam i plowed my cock into her pussy.  Even though id fucker her
countless times before, now it seemed somehow different... hotter.  I kept
ramming and ramming.  I was in my own world of pleasure, nothing else seemed
to be happening around me, just me fucking my wife.  Finally i snapped out
of it, and realized that my shirt was drenched with sweat, and the front of
my dockers that were still in place only having my cock poke out of the fly
were splattered with pussy juice.

   I pulled out of her, my cock still throbbing, yelling for a release.  I
tugged off my shirt, to reveal my toned chest... i kept in shape by playing
in basketball and touch football adult leagues... that had a nice covering
of my brown hair on it.  Then i undid my pants, and finally i was free,
naked at last.  When i had finished Tim was standing next to me, he moved
from my wifes mouth, he was recieving an grade a blow job while i was
fucking Debs brains out.  The next thing i heard was barely audiable, a
whisper from Deb that said only "kiss".

   At that point i did the only thing i could do... i learned in and kissed
Tim Allen on the lips.  We parted lips and our tounges danced with each
other.  I placed my hand on his hairy chest, finding his nipple and gently
tweaked it.  His hand found my dick, slimy with pussy juice, and gave it 2
quick tugs.  We parted lips and looked into each others eyes.  Our moment
was broken by my moaning wife, who had been fingering herself to us kissing
and was now in mid orgasm.

   Her body tensed up and she was shuddering as she dug 2 fingers into her
pussy.  Virtually yelling she was lost in her pleasure.  Slowly she pulled
her fingers out of her pussy, only to be replaced by my throbbing cock.  I
was close, i rammed it in hard, only to find Tim standing next to me, i
motioned for him to join me, so he aimed his wrist-thick cock, and
penetrated Deb while i was inside.  The feeling was amazing, our two cocks
rubbing against each other.  Deb let our screams of pleasure as we both
pounded her, triggering her second orgasm in a row.

   As soon as the head of my penis rubbed the head of Tims i lost it.  My
piss slit billowed and let out torrent after torrent of steamy semen.  I
filled up Debs pussy and it started leaking out.  My body was shaking and my
eyes rolled back.  It was the most pleasureable expirence i had ever had.  I
pulled out of her pussy, and my shrinking cock was still oozing cum.

   Thats when Tim announced that we was going to cum in a minute.  I knew i
had only one thing left to do in order to please my wife, so i pulled him
out of her pussy, got on my knees and swallowed the head of Tims cock.  Then
it exploded, i spit out his dick and he blew his load all over my face.  The
cum landed on my hair, my face, my chest, sholders, everywhere.  I was
drenched in another mans cum.

   After his minute long orgasm leveled off and he came back from la-la land
Tim appologized for blowing his wad on my face, saying that he didnt mean to
make me take his load.  I told him not to worry, i kinda liked it anyway.
So still soaking wet with his semen i got up and kissed Tim on the lips
again...