Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:01:02 -0700 (PDT) From: Credulous Fool <credulousf@yahoo.com> Subject: Weeds 2: Joshing Around Welcome back to my first attempt at slash-fiction, based on the ShowTime tv series "Weeds". Usual disclaimers apply, ShowTime hasn't promoted porn or paedophilia significantly more than other networks, nothing is implied about (merely believed about ;-) the actors, the characters or the nature of the universe which is often at odds with my head, so if you're too young, too narrow-minded or just plain easily offended by kinky, free-for-all bi-sex - Go Away! It seems to me the underlying premise of the show is that Adults are just as childish as kids, except the adults are allowed to drink, drive, smoke and have sex earlier. So easily slashed it's almost embarassing, good thing the screen is littered with so many pretty cheeks! For today, a little boys-will-be-boys fun with the tightest lackey on-screen and the sweetest, saltiest, teen... **************************** Hi my name is Silas Botwin, I'm fifteen years old and I live in Agrestic, CA. I have the cutest little brother called Shane, a girlfriend called Megan who's deaf, a dead-beat uncle called Andy, and a Mom called Nancy who deals drugs to our quiet little community with the help of her friends. I have always loved my brother, we've been really close since Dad died, even closer since that night I took E... **************************** Joshing Around =============== Silas was playing basketball against the garage when Josh Wilson came out after a business meeting with his mom. "Wanna shoot some hoops?" asked Silas who was playing barefoot, wearing nothing but basketball shorts down below his knees. Josh licked his lips without noticing it, and said, "Why not?" They played two games, growing sweaty, rubbing against each other while blocking, each winning one game, then pausing for a breather. Silas asked, "Wanna drop a hit before the final match?" The the words "want" and "hit" echoed around the older boy's head and he found himself nodding before he realized the boy was offering him drugs. Josh smiled, "Sure," and they wen't up to Silas's room where he took a bong out of the closet along with some weed. "Mom doesn't give me anything, of course. This was a gift from Uncle Andy, he's been so nice to me recently..." Josh took a hit, then Silas followed. "This heat is driving me crazy," Josh said, hand rubbing his crotch. "I know exactly what you mean," Silas said, "Wanna go for a swim?" "Maybe we could have some watersports instead of the last basketball game?" Josh asked innocently, "Like a race?" Silas caught his eyes, looking at him almost defiantly, "Let's compare sizes," and took a hit, "I get an inch and a half head start since you're a year and a half older." Josh loaded the bong, eyes drifting over Silas' developing physique, the suggestion of hair leading down to his strangely low hemline, then took the wide head of the bong maybe just a little deeper in his mouth and took a hit, the smoke gushing into his lungs freely. The tingle started in his throat and worked it's way straight (so to speak) to his groin, did this boy want to play balls? "Sure," He said, "Why not? What're house rules?" Silas looked at the bulge growing in the older boy's chinos, "We get naked, jerk off till we nearly come, then use my American Standard Ruler to make the call. Three measures each top score game and match, any means necessary." Josh stared ahead, "Deal." "We'll have to do each other so there's less chance of us coming," Silas said, grabbing a handtowel and drying the sweat off his face, neck and arms then rubbing at his nipples and down his belly before throwing the towel at Josh. "Sure thing," Josh said, suddenly feeling he was the luckiest boy in Agrestic. He quickly inhaled Silas' sweet and salty scent from the towel as he wiped his own face, and even licked it a bit. They undressed, Josh cautious, kicking off his shoes, taking off his shirt exposing a porcelain body, then lowering his shorts, his dick coming into view. It was already up to 7", relatively thin and nestled in dark red pubes. Silas stared openly, "Man, you got a nice dick, Josh," then he bent over to remove his shorts, flashing Josh golden globes with a fading tanline and a moist pink hole. When he stood up Josh could see he was already half hard, a thick pink tube snaking down over large, low-hanging balls. "Here," Silas said, "I'll put on some porno as stimulation," and opened "Party Hardcore 9" on his computer screen. He reached over and grabbed Josh's dick and started jerking it up and down. On screen cute male prostitutes were seducing a full party of women, and Josh started moaning, "Oh, wait, oh wait!" as he pushed Silas' hand away, "Quick! Measure me! Oh fuck I'm almost coming!". Silas measured him at 8.5" before standing up with his dick pushed out towards Josh, "My turn!" Josh swallowed hard and overcame an urge to suck Silas' dick right into his mouth, the boy was thick, and already precum started oozing out his dick. He grabbed the dick covered in his fist, then ran his palm in circular motions over Silas' head that was peeking out the top, round and round and round she goes. "Oh... yeah..." Silas said, "Oh... sweet Jesus... Yeah... You can measure me now." Josh rubbed the precumover Silas' cock and tugged on his large, hairy balls, he measured Silas at 6.8". Silas pulled him gently onto the bed, and said "If we measure each other at the same time we can get this over with faster. He crawled up to a 69 over Josh, and swallowed half his almost 9" in one swoop. "Aaaargh!", Josh yelped, "You almost made me come!", but he soon lost concentration as Silas' thick dick caught his eye and he started licking and nibbling at it. The two boys slurped and sucked on each other for another five minutes before Silas said, "I'm gonna cum! Swallow me, bitch!" and promptly started ejaculating down Josh's throat. Josh swallowed two spurts before rushing to measure Silas who continued spurting all over the ruler as Josh measured him at 7". "Wow man! That was intense," Silas said, now eagerly sticking Josh's wet dick on the ruler and rubbing it. He saw a slightly scared look on Josh's face, and said, "Hope you don't mind the tone before, I just love talking dirty during sex. I didn't ask you." Josh's face lit up in trust, quickly shifting to desire, "No, it's all fun." Silas renewed rubbing his dick, and Josh came in, so to speak, at 8.9". The two boys lay cuddling, waiting for their breaths to calm before the last round. Josh asked Silas, "BTW dude, how come your tanline's fading?" "We go skinny-dipping in the back yard," Shane, Silas's 11 year old brother said. He was standing at the doorway in his underwear, causing the completely stoned Josh to burst out laughing. He looked at Silas in amazement and asked, "What's he doing here?" Silas leaned over and kissed Josh on the mouth and Josh melted into the kiss, tasting his tangy teen flavour, smelling his brittle excitement, duelling his tongue into dominance, forgotting all about Silas' baby brother until he felt a soft mouth wrapping around the head of his cock. "Oh my God!" he cried out. "Shane likes playing, too," Silas smiled at him, "Let him suck your cock before your last measurement, he's so good, I bet you pass 9" in no time." Josh stood up by the bed and handed Silas the ruler, his cock standing out in front of him. Shane took off his underwear and crouched down on his knees, his perfect boy-butt behind jutting out, and took Josh's cockhead into his mouth. Silas just stood besides them smiling and slowly jerking himself. Shane took in half of Josh's cock and Josh whimpered, watching Shane's soft little lips pried apart by his long rod felt so wrong it made him so horny, he looked at Silas suddenly seeming to him very much a grown man, and saw on his face a look of concentration and care. Shane worked his way methodically up and down on Josh's 9", welcoming him carefully into his throat inch by inch. Silas started rubbing his hands all over Shane's butt, "Way to go, lil' bro! You've almost got him." He started fingering Shane, reaching for his well-known button, "Careful, now, don't let him come." Shane had only managed an amazing 8" of Josh into his tight throat, when his brother's finger pushed him over the edge and his body started quivering dry cum. He slid off Josh's dick and Silas reached over with the ruler and jerked Josh off along it, the cool plastic sharp and crisp against his aching member. "9.1"," Silas decreed, just as Josh started coming for the second time in an hour. Long, heavy spurts washed all over Shane who was lying on the floor looking up at him in adoring bliss. Josh sat back down on the bed with a thud. He looked up with newfound admiration at Silas who was standing by the bed, smiling with confidence and jerking himself. "My turn," Silas said, hand shifting Up, and Down slowly. "What?! Oh! The race. Right," Josh blushed at having so lost himself. "Do you mind if I fuck you? Mom said she caught you fucking around with an older dude. And I wanna see your face," Silas reached for a drawer in the bedstand and took out some water-based lube, "I won't get as hard as I can unless I have a hot hole around it," Silas rubbed lube generously over his cock,"I wanna dig your tight, lily-white body while I do it," he nestled his cockhead between Josh's thighs, "What do you say?" Josh just raised his legs up to his body in reply, exposing his pink, quivering hole to attack. Silas slid in slowly, then started banging away methodically In and Out, looking almost serious as he did it. And serious he was: He kept this up for almost ten minutes, one minute pinching Josh's nipples, then pulling at his balls, tugging at his cock, all the while plugging doggedly In and Out of Josh at an imperceptably growing rate. Josh felt possesed, hungry, relaxed to exhaustion, feverish. After ten minutes Silas pulled out, "Measure me, now." Silas was oozing precum freely and his dick was bouncing, but he managed to gain control of himself and not come as Josh, after some fumbling, measured him at 7.3". Josh looked up at Silas, "You haven't come yet." Silas stared at him, "Slap me with the ruler." Josh could see he was serious and started tapping his dick and his balls, first lightly then with growing deftness. "Slap! Whack!" Silas raised his hands behind his head and stretched his body taut to take the punishment, and Josh decided to put a little more arm into it. He knocked Silas' dick "Slap!" up against his tight abs repeatedly until Silas cried out and fell back on the floor, coming not in spurts but in a continuous stream leaping across his body all the way up to his face, screaming "I'll be good! I'll be good!" Shane, who had been watching from the floor, stood up and licked Silas' dick and body clean of jizz, then cuddled into him, digging their crotches together. He licked the tears and cum off Silas' face and gently dragged him up on the bed, where the three boys dozed off together... **************************** For all you heterophiles, the girls will be coming back next chapter. This series goes back to season 1, comments are always welcome.