Date: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:03:43 -0800 (PST)
From: Kenneth Rodman <rod888man@yahoo.com>
Subject: 87% Gay

    "Mister Ellis, nice to meet you. Thank you for filling out the
questionnaire, it saves a lot of time and misinformation.  Let me review
and stop me at any time if I err. You are here because your wife is
concerned about your lagging sexual performance, and she consulted your
family doctor who did a thorough physical exam and lab workup, all of which
were normal. Except that on examining you for a possible hernia, you
developed a partial erection and when he examined your prostate, a full
erection. He is concerned that you may have major repressed homosexual
desires and sent you here to scientifically determine the validity of that
idea.  To review: you stated that your first orgasm was a few weeks before
your thirteenth birthday, at age sixteen you were masturbating nine times a
week, you had intercourse six times a week your first year of marriage, you
now masturbate four times per week and have intercourse three times per
month. Clearly, your libido is not an issue."

    "This all ridiculous, I'm not gay, I never had any gay experiences, or
gay desires. I'm happily married, we get along great and I'm 100%
straight!"

Dr. Hinz: "Don, No one is 100% anything, we are all bisexual. Kinsey showed
twenty years ago that the straightest of us has at least 10% gay feelings
and the gayest have at least that much heterosexual desires. Everyone has
repressed feelings they are not aware of and that has kept the psychiatric
fraternity in business, to help one get in touch with those desires and
fears. We have developed tests to precisely place you on the gay scale so
that you may rationally deal with the findings for your future. You are
only 28 years old and have the rest of your life to live.The testing is
straightforward, we will explain as we go along what the testing is about
and at the end we will communicate the results only to you and all records
will be destroyed. Our workers are all of legal age, though many seem quite
young. One thing I need to explain is the use of a tonometer, so you will
not frightened. This little device measures hardness. It has a small spring
loaded plunger which dents the test object to a variable degree. So when I
placed it on my desk, it reads 0. Maximal hardness. When I place it on your
cheek, it reads 36, quite soft. So if you will follow me to the testing
lab, we can begin. Please remove all your clothing, put on the paper
examination gown, and sit on the exam table. Your therapist will be with
you shortly."

   She was cute as hell: about five feet tall, blonde, pony tail, looked
like a high school cheerleader. "Hi, my name is Tina.Now, if you will
remove your paper gown, I will do the same. We want everyone to be on as
even a footing as possible. During the testing, you may touch me if you
wish. The glass on the table has been precisely weighed and please let me
know when you are approaching climax because it is essential that we
collect all of your ejaculation so we can measure the volume." She applied
lube to his penis, started the metronome on the table and began jacking his
cock in time to the metronome which was clicking along at 80/minute. Her
breasts were so high and firm, he had to feel them, and they felt like
teenage tits. Then she stopped stroking, measured his cock with the
tonometer, made a couple of two second notes on her clipboard and resumed
stroking. "I need to stop every minute for measurements, but the
interruption will not ever be longer than this one." Her pussy had a light
fuzz of blonde hair, and his hand went on autopilot and he stroked
it. Wet. Turgid clit. Nice. She stopped to measure again, resumed and after
about a dozen measuring cycles, he felt orgasm approaching and as
instructed, he so informed her.

   "Now, roll over toward me." She held the cup under his cockhead and
after a few more strokes, he squirted into the cup. She waited a minute,
stripped his penis to get the last drop and said, "Nice specimen. Thank you
for your cooperation. Your next appointment is scheduled for three days
from now. Again, you are to abstain from any sort of sexual activity until
then."

   He was back in the same exam room as before, and in a paper gown. His
therapist came in with the same gown. "Mr Ellis, my name is Hercules
Manos. Most folks call me Herkie. May I call you Don? You know the drill,
let's shuck the gowns." The name was Greek, and he looked the part of a
bantamweight olympian: black hair in ringlets, perfectly muscled, not a
hair on his body, appeared to be about eighteen, but his penis was out of
proportion to his 5'6" height. It was erect, standing straight up, thick
with a big flaring helmet and a good 7 inches in length. Herkie looked down
at his cock and smiling, said, "As is plain to see, I enjoy my work! As
before, feel free to touch if you wish". He started the metronome after the
first tonometry measurement and began to stroke Don's by now quite hard
penis. To Don, the feeling was more intense. He thought to himself, 'maybe
it's true that only a man knows how to jack another man's dick.' He reached
over and felt Herkie's balls, pulled up tight beside the root of his cock,
then slid up the shaft to feel his flaring helmet, extending well byond the
width of the shaft. He'd never seen another hard penis up close and was
fascinated. As the metronome clicked and the stroking continued he began to
feel the approach of orgasm. His cock was getting ever more sensitive and
every stroke intensified the pressure in his pelvis as though the pressure
behind the dam was too much and the dam was about to break. He wanted the
wonderful sensations to last, but he wanted to cum. "Oh, God, I'm gonna
cum! I want to cum! Ohhhh, make me cu......OH! OH! O, O, O, ooooHHHHH. I'm
CUMMING! Ahhhhhhhh! And the jizz squirted into the collection cup, jet
after joyous jet.  Oh, man, o, wow, whew! That was terrific!"

   Herkie: "Don, if you will break for lunch, Dr. Hinz will want to see you
after he has compiled the data."

   "Mr. Ellis," Dr Hinz said, " I would like to share with you the results
of our preliminary data." He handed Don a sheet of paper.

                                                                                                                   Tina
Hercules

Time to Maximum Erection in minutes 12 3 Maximum Hardness in units 7 10

Appearance of Precum in minutes 9 1 Amount of Precum + ++++ Time to
Ejaculation in minutes 15 6 Amount of Ejaculate in cc 6 17 Apparent
enjoyment + ++++


   "Now, Mr. Ellis, how do you interpret the results?"

   Don: "Well, it does look like I was more excited with Hercules.... Ah,
how do you grade 'Apparent Enjoyment."

   Dr. Hinz: "If you will watch the television screen, I will replay the
two semen collecting sessions. When Tina begins, you give her a good
looking over, fondle her breasts and genitalia, and then watch either your
penis being masturbated, or the wall, or the ceiling. Note the frown of
intense concentration as though you were working hard to climax. Then when
you did reach orgasm, your face relaxed to a flat expression. When Hercules
takes off his gown, that is the last time your eyes leave his penis. You
begin by fondling his scrotum and you never take your hand from his genital
organs. As your orgasm approaches, your face takes on a look of rapture and
when you ejaculate, the expression is.... how would you describe it...  as
though you were witnessing heaven for the first time. We have enough
information to state unequivocally that you are thoroughly bisexual, and
over 80% on the gayness scale. More precise classification will follow, but
it will not change these conclusions to any significant degree. We now move
on to the practical evaluation: you will have an opportunity to experience
the major classes of gay sex play. The therapists are disease free, tested
frequently, careful, kind, interested in your pleasure first and theirs a
distant second, the environment is clean and secure and it might take a
lifetime to have the ideal opportunities to experience the gay sex that you
are embarking on. Again, please abstain from any sexual activity for three
days before each appointment. And I would avoid discussing this process
with your wife. We will talk of the whys and wherefores of that subject
when the testing is done."

   His first therapist, Eric, was altogether an average fellow. Nice
looking, nice build, nice complexion, etc, but nothing noteworthy. His
member was an average six inches. Nothing to get excited about, but Don's
cock was hard before Eric came into the room and it never softened. Eric
pointed to the queen size bed: "A lot nicer than that cold, hard exam
table, no? Come on, let's get onto the sack and relax. No hurry this time,
just lie back and enjoy yourself. We're going to do mutual masturbation. I
guess I'm unusual, but it's my favorite form of sex play. I can watch your
orgasm, feel it, and hands are more versatile than tongues or rectums I
think you will have to agree. I'm a nurse in real life, but I lend Dr. Hinz
a hand, no pun intended, a couple of times a week. The spare change is
nice, I just really do like to jack guys off, and my wife is happy that I'm
not trying to jump her bones every day. Let's get in the 69 position so we
can watch each other's dicks."

			      TO BE CONTINUED