Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 21:18:51 -0800
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: PHOTO ALBUM (m/m m/f scat ws)

              PHOTO ALBUM by bawdypen

   I offered to help Eugene clear his den for the remodeling
he was ready to begin. He accepted graciously. About two hours
later I was boxing up the contents of his bookcase when a photo
fell out of a thick album. Placing the portfolio on top of the
stack, I bent over and picked up the stray. Automatically
turning it over (who can resist looking at a photo in hand?),
my mouth fell open in shock. Taken at least 30 years earlier,
it showed a man squatting on a kitchen table, a woman leaning
across the table sucking the huge cock between his legs. But
the mind-blower was another man with his face pressed to the
fellow's bottom--taking into his mouth a big turd the guy was
shitting out!
   "HOLY FUCK!!" I gasped. "I hope this isn't your Family
Album!"
   Eugene looked over my shoulder and laughed. "Sure, that's
my Aunt Ellen, Uncle Fred on top, and my dad taking up the
rear."
   "You've got to be shitting me!"
   "No. Uncle Fred's doing the shitting." After letting me
stare in bewilderment awhile, he finally chuckled. "That's a
rare collection I sort of inherited. Older friend of mine
passed away a few years ago. Guess I was the only one he
trusted with it. His family only knows I was left the safe
desposit key. You think that's wild, the whole album's full of
scenes like that. If you don't have a weak stomach, take a
gander. Time for a break, anyway. I'll get us a couple of
beers."
   Sitting on a box, I slowly opened the cover and quickly
scanned several pages. It was incredible. Groups of sequential
stills with a predominance of individual scenes...all revolving
around one subject: shitting! They seemed to include all ages,
from different parts of the world over several decades. After
stuffing the loose one in the back, I settled in to peruse the
unbelievable shots. Most had a year or approximate decade on
the back. Not so much that such things take place, but I was
amazed that these people allowed themselves to be photographed
in the act! Proud as shit, you might say. Not giving a shit
might be more like it, if it wasn't so contradictory.
   The first picture itself convinced me I wouldn't be more
shocked further on. Four boys around 10 or 11 were out in the
woods with their pants down. One of them was backed over the
face of a large, naked black man with a monstrous erection. The
boy was shitting in the Negro's mouth while his laughing pals
sprayed streams of piss in his face! The piss was running off
his body onto the black man. It's companion shot would have
been outrageous on its own, but was tame compared to the first
one. The four boys, all naked, were sprawled in such a way they
could each lick the man's enormous stiff prick. Most disturb-
ing, in a way, were their totally believable expressions of
joy! I should have been disgusted, but just thinking of those
lads sucking off that huge black cock with absolute pleasure
made my prick spring up rigid! Forgive me, Father, but I wanted
to watch those boys blow me over and over.
   Eugene walked in and handed me a beer. "Unique, hunh?"
   "Jezzus! It's so inconceivable. I want to cringe, or barf,
but my pecker's banging the underside of the album!"
   "Heh. I know what you mean. Listen, I'll leave you to it
for a while. I'm going to the hardware store for a few things."
   "Uh, okay."
   An old photo from perhaps the 20's seemed taken in a
whorehouse. A rather fat slut was on all fours near the foot of
a bed, her big ass widely exposed. A man wearing a mask to hide
his identity--as many dirty pictures of the time had--was
kneeling on the floor with his face up there, catching in his
mouth the big turd the woman was shitting for him. Picture two,
he was sucking it. Picture three, the whore was on her back
with the man shitting on her face.
   A much more recent color photo shows, from the back, the
very nice looking bottom of a man shitting on the floor. Then
the rather handsome, youngish man has his face in the turds--a
long tongue dragging across one of them. And a third, where
he's sitting Indian style--a huge erection in one hand, the
other holding the turd his lips are most fondly wrapped around!
I had to wonder if such a person allowed himself to be photo-
graphed performing such an act, was he also too squeamish to
lick turds other than his own? Curious, if so.
   The passenger window of an expensive 30's touring car has a
man's naked ass hanging out, shitting a long turd. A fully-
dressed uniformed chauffeur is leaning over, licking along the
turd. A very stiff prick is protruding from his fly. A very
well-dressed middle-aged woman is crouched before him, sucking
the cock.
   The next series was taken in the forties if the car in the
background was current. Two young men lay upon the grass
against a huge tree. A young woman is between them. Their
pricks are out and they both have the woman's dress pulled up
and are fingering her pussy. All three have happy grins for the
camera. Stripped, one man eats her cunt while the other sucks
his cock. This is then reversed. The girl sucks both their
cocks, in turn, while the other man licks her asshole. The men
lick each other's assholes while the woman has a finger up her
cunt and one up her ass. Finally, legs skyward, the woman shits
a big turd while the men are down licking it!
    Authentic looking, four soldiers are holding down a sailor
who has his pants pulled down. A fifth soldier has his trousers
down and is squatting his rump over the sailor's terrified
face, taking a shit! Another shot shows the sailor, his face
smeared with shit, sitting back against a wall. Two streams of
piss are splattering him. He is not happy.
   Three shots. A middle-aged man has a youngster's pants
down, over his lap, giving him a spanking. The boy, about 15,
is crying bloody murder. Next, the lad appears totally naked
brandishing a pistol at the frightened man. And finally, the
man is laying across the sofa, nude. The boy is over him, 69-
style, pressing the pistol against his balls while shitting a
turd onto the man's face.
   A woman in pigtails, though obviously in her 50s or 60s, is
wearing a little girl's chiffon dress which she has pulled up
as she squats to shit for the voyeuristic enjoyment of three
gentlemen who are masturbating.
   In a barn, a man in his mid-20s and another in his 40s are
naked except for their boots and hats. They are grinning and
jerking each other off while standing behind a horse whose tail
is raised and anus is dumping out monstrous piles of shit. They
emulate that by climbing and holding onto the stall gate, asses
outthrust, simultaneously shitting big turds from their butts.
   Another cowboy, possibly from the same group, is squatting
in a hayloft, taking a shit. From a haystack nearby an arm is
sticking out--the hand caressing the hanging turd.
   An extremely ugly man, possibly Arab, holds a turd he's
just removed from between his lips. A section has been bitten
off as we can plainly see the man's lips and teeth are covered
with shit. The blank, unoffended look in his eyes makes it
quite obvious he's eating what he's chewing and may very well
finish the entire thing. The only thing not apparent is whether
another party was responsible for his lovely meal or if he
resorts to eating his own shit because he's so repulsive
looking.
   One man is on all fours over a footstool with another man
straddling him leap-frog style. This puts their large bottoms
together and their assholes within farting distance. Instead of
farting, however, they both have hefty turds sliding from their
assholes. Two other men are kneeling there, their faces up
close to the double defecation, sniffing, perhaps preparing to
lick.
   A little smiling boy is sitting on his potty chair with his
pants down. A grinning man is kneeling next to him, probably
giving encouragement. Next, the boy is absent and the man is
sliding his tongue along the little turd he'd obviously fished
out of the pot.
   From the 50s, two hunky young men are doing nasties. One
has a foot on the floor and the other on a bed. The second guy
is sitting on the floor with his face resting upon the mat-
tress. His mouth is glued to the first guy's asshole, urging
him on as he shits a nice turd into his eager mouth!
   Taken in a treehouse, four pre-teen boys take turns
watching each other shit. Four snapshots, plus one of them all
pointing at the pile of turds, holding their noses.
   An older, more adventurous, group of young men--possibly a
club or frathouse--has a similar escapade. An even dozen, six
shit onto six faces then trade places. The collection of photos
show mostly pursed lips, but more than a couple of tongues were
unable to be curtailed.
   A young man is laying in a bathtub. Squirting out of his
asshole is a powerful stream as he releases a pent-up enema. He
is smiling, obviously enjoying being photographed performing
the intimate act for others to see.
   A dapper man in a straw hat is squatting near some bushes
taking a shit. Behind a nearby tree is a uniformed policeman
spying on the unsuspecting gentleman. A large, stiff cock
protrudes from his trousers, which he has in hand. Next, the
man is being forced to suck his own turd while the officer
ravages his asshole with his nightstick. He has the man lick
his asshole. The object is seen still firmly imbedded up his
rear. He sticks the nightstick into the man's mouth, then his
cock to be sucked off.
   The door to an outhouse is open, showing a young man
crouching on the ledge, his bottom squatting over the hole and
a large turd coming from his rectum. He has an obviously staged
look of surprise on his face as he holds his cock and balls up
for a clear camera view.
   An asshole is squirting a powerful stream of apparently
clear liquid into a man's eager, open mouth. It could be the
last of several enemas or perhaps a huge load of piss that had
been deposited up there by the thirsty rogue himself.
   Two teenage couples in the 50s are fucking side-by-side on
an old couch. The boys are sitting while the girls straddle
their pricks--face-to-face so their faces aren't shown. The
long pricks up their cunts are barely inserted to emphasize
their sizes. The girls both have turds coming from their
assholes. A second shot shows the pricks fully imbedded. The
boys have their feet propped up on the couch, turds coming from
their assholes. A third picture shows a single guy on the
couch, holding his knees back. He's taking a shit. He was most
likely the photographer. The other four turds can plainly be
seen on the floor. A big lark, with nobody wanting to clean up
the mess!
   A faded tintype from the turn of the century shows two
shirtless men on the floor with their faces close together. A
young woman is astride their heads, crouching with her frilly
dress and petticoats hiked up. She has long white stockings on,
but no underwear. You can see her cunt. She is also taking a
shit on the men--a long turd hangs from her asshole. She is
looking down at their faces; they are looking up expectantly.
   The 40s. A fireman wearing only his boots and fireman's hat
is halfway down the firehouse pole. He is shitting and smiling.
Two more similar shots with other men. Apparently, the
firehouse got a little boring.
   1932. A stable. Five cowboys are standing by a horse,
smiling. Laying along the back of a horse is a naked man. His
outthrust bare ass is shitting a turd. One of the cowboys is
holding a whip. Is the shitting man a fifth cowboy? A dude
cocksucker who had the misfortune to pass by? A bunch of
Hollywood horse opera extras? Or maybe even the ranch foreman?
   A very poor photo of what appears to be a Marine in khaki
shirt and cap displaying for the camera his impossibly long
cock--easily 13 or 14 inches in length! His expression betrays
a casual boredom. No doubt he's quite used to showing it off to
admirers and curious straight guys...some who invariably just
'had to' take a feel of it or perhaps even more. A blackened-
out area in the corner might have been to cover up someone's
face drooling in anticipation! There's no other pictures of
him, but there's a detailed description on the back of how the
guy who took the photo and his three friends got to play and
suck on the incredible tool and took turns trying to take it up
the ass. No one achieved more that half of it, and the Marine
made the next adventurous queen suck on it after he pulled it
from the previous guy's ass, before he could get it up his own
tail. Apparently the Marine was straight and got a charge out
of making them suck his dirty prick first. Also, by the
author's admission, they each were so anxious to get buggered
by his cock they slurped up each other's assjuices without much
complaint. A "once-in-a-lifetime opportunity" he added with
several exclamations points!! Dated 1946, it certainly
indicated that size queens were willing, even back then, to
subjugate themselves to any humiliation when coming across a
true cock-god! I freely admit the picture brought out a strong
desire in me to grab ahold of that monster and jack it off!
   1938. A circus clown in full dress and makeup is laying in
the sawdust. Shitting on his face is a naked dwarf. The next
has the bearded lady shitting on him. A third, the muscleman,
is shitting directly into his mouth. An elephant can be seen in
the back-ground, making me wonder if they ran out of film too
soon!
   A collection of six from the 60s, probably taken by a
professional photographer by the obviously fake background
drape. Most likely he was alone and used a timed shutter, as
some were slightly off center. Three shots of a rather handsome
thirtyish blond man naked on a ladder in different poses. In
each he is taking a shit. The final three shots are him picking
up a turd in a long shot, sticking the turd into his mouth in a
medium shot, and a closeup of his mouth full of chewed up shit.
With the exception of the closeup, where we can't see, of
course, he sports a whopping erection. Obviously, exhibitionism
greatly excites him.
   No date, but a burly, fat-assed leatherman is astride an
old motorcycle. On the reverse side is a notation that the
fellow "shits enormous turds, loves to go around with no pants
on, and is generally willing to suck any chap over 7" who'll
suck him at the same time."
   1922. By the ornate surroundings and the slutty female
garb--what little there is--I suspect the next one was taken in
a whorehouse. Three women are kneeling on the edge of a bed
with their asses stuck out, shitting. Three naked men are
kneeling on the floor behind them, each taking a whore's turd
into his mouth. In the second photo, each girl brandishes a
cat-o'-nine-tails. Now it seems a masochistic session rather
than a lark. The men are on the floor in a circle, connected by
the next man's prick in his mouth. They seem none too happy
about it and the women whip their asses. The next three shots
show the men certainly got their money's worth of humiliation.
A natural continuation of the circle idea, each man is taking
one of the other men's turd into his mouth. This time around,
they seem positively mortified! It's a shame these last ones
are too close to tell if they've still got the rigid erections
shown earlier.
   1939. An extensive assemblage of snapshots involves a
convincingly dressed doctor and nurse in a make-shift,
contrived doctor's office. They study charts, has the patient
join them, make him strip, the doctor gives him a finger
proctological exam, the nurse has him cough while holding his
balls in one hand and his prick in the other, the nurse pulls
her skirt up and has the patient eat her pussy, the doctor
pulls his prick out and has him suck it. The nurse hikes her
skirt up in back and has him lick her asshole. The doctor
removes his pants and has the patient lick his asshole, too.
The patient screws the nurse on the examination table while the
doctor fucks him in the ass. He sucks the doctor's prick
again--shit smears are all over it.The nurse climbs onto the
table above him, and shits into the patient's mouth. The doctor
climbs up and also shits a turd into his mouth. The doctor
pisses into the mouth of the kneeling patient. On the table
with his legs up and spread, the patient masturbates while the
doctor is shoving three fingers up his ass. Lastly, the patient
pays his bill as the nurse hands him a clear jar containing two
fresh stool samples!
   A crumpled photo shows two boys taking pisses. One is
naked, the other nearly. They're outside a car, possibly by the
side of the road. The caption on the back says, "Jeff and I
took the next two hot splashes in our mouths! Hot boys willing
to feed a couple of thirsty pansies for a ride to Denver. Sweet
jism, too!"
   The 60's. An all-night diner has only one waitress and one
customer. In the back room, she shits upon a dinner plate. She
serves it with a parsley garnish. With a knife and fork, he
happily consumes it.
   1979. Simple and to the point, two men in their thirties
are in the bathroom. One is on the toilet, taking a shit. The
other is kneeling between his raised legs, licking his long
hanging turd.
   A teenage boy is out by the pool. His legs are doubled back
over his head and he's pissing on himself and into his own
mouth.
   1966. Possibly another masochistic adventure, but more
likely a case of sadistic abuse. There were only two shots of
probably more. Six rough-looking punks are over a naked teen
whose wrists are tied behind his back. His back and shoulders
look bruised with welts. His head is lowered. The other photo
shows one of the punks shitting on his face. Turds surround his
head and a couple lay on his chest. Obviously, the other five
had already defecated on him. He looks anguished and has no
hardon.
   Sometime in the 70s. Another possible case of abuse. Two
young boys are kneeling behind two men in their thirties or
forties. All are nude. The lads are licking the men's hairy
assholes. While the men watch and masturbate, the boys shit
onto each other's chests. The men lay on the bed, sucking the
turds, while the boys blow them.
   The last is an umarked closeup of a masculine guy sucking
either a turd, a black cock caked with shit, or a white cock
absolutely covered with the stuff. I figured it must be a
filthy cock because it looks as if there's cum dripping from
the fellow's lips.
   Eugene would be back soon, I realized. I wanted to jack off
quickly and put the album away, but I wasn't quite sure if I
should save my boner. I had no idea what he might have on his
mind. Surely he'd know I'd be on the rail...GOOD GOD, THE LAST
ONE IS HIM!!


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