Date: Wed, 10 Apr 2002 17:26:17 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: ROVING REPORTER #2 (bisex scat incest)

	           ROVING REPORTER--Part 2

   The Penthouse! We come in as the master of the house
squats on the bureau while their mute Puerto Rican house-
keeper kneels behind him, eating his ass out! His wife lies
on the bed, finger-fucking herself, watching the wanton
display.
   "LICK OUT MY SHITHOLE, CONCHITA, YOU FUCKING FILTHY-
TONGUED SLUT! I WISH I HAD TO SHIT RIGHT NOW, I'D SHIT A
BIG GREASY TURD RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH!"
   The young housekeeper grabs her employer's buttocks and
digs her tongue deeper up into his smelly rectum.
   "Fuller, get your ass in here!" he yells out. The
butler arrives, calmly eyeing the depraved exhibition.
   "Drop your pants and get on the bed. I wanna see some
shit! My wife's hungry...SHIT IN HER MOUTH! I WANT TO WATCH
HER EAT YOUR TURD!"
   Holding the housekeeper's face tightly to his ass, he
watches his pretty wife eat a turd from the butler's
grossly offensive shithole as he stands on the bed and
bends over, shooting the huge stinky thing into her mouth!
   Conchita wants the master to shit. She'd licked it
before and liked it. She'd also once been forced to lick
the butler's turd while the master received it in his
mouth! The master had devoured it, she remembered.
   While the wife's busy chewing and swallowing, with
Conchita's face still up his ass, he moves slowly toward
the bed. There, he grabs the butler's buttocks and proceeds
to lick the anus clean. Then he stands behind him, and
shoves his cock up the man's ass! In seconds, he pumps a
load of hot creamy sperm into the man's rectum. Then he
yanks it out roughly and sits on the edge of the bed.
Beckoning Conchita, he holds his cum and shit coated prick
out for her. On her knees, she dives for the foul-smelly
bone and lavishes it with all the attention her mouth and
tongue can muster! She licks the cum. She licks the
butler's shit. And all the time her squatting pussy is
dripping juice all over the carpet! Finished eating the
turd, the wife gets down and positions her face under
Conchita's twat. Pulling it to her face, she drinks the
housekeeper's pussy juice and tongues her asshole!

THE NEXT WEEK
   Folks! Tonight we have a very special program. In
keeping with our policy of bringing you the very best in
alternate entertainment, we've arranged with our sister
station in the mid-west, Cable 12, to present a segment
they came upon, but were unable to broadcast due to their
more conservative audience. Giving their new Bugcam a trial
run, they accidentally caught this delightful occurrence.
   It takes place after school in a lonely abandoned shack
in a field on the outskirts of town. Able to see anyone
approach in plenty of time, these junior high school lads
seem to use this shack--scattered with old furniture--
regularly for their sexual experimentations...with each
other! Anxious to get started, they apparently let their
guard down. Pants and shorts down to their ankles, the
seven boys are lounging around in 2's or 3's working each
other up to quick boners!
   Outside, an older teen strolls casually through the
field, and approaches the shack curiously. Catching the
activity through a dirty window, he smiles and quickly
walks around to the door and bursts in!
   "HI, GUYS!" he smiles. In a flash, seven boys start
fumbling to pull their pants up.
   "W-we w-weren't doing anything! Honest!" one boy cried
in a panic.
   "Sure you were! I saw you through the window. Hey, how
come you're all pulling up your pants?"
   "HUNH? Uh...you won't tell on us, willya?"
   "Tell? Tell who? What should I tell 'em?" He seemed
confused.
   "You won't tell anybody we were messin' around?"
   "I guess not. I wish you guys would take your pants off
again. Can I take my pants down, too?"
   "Y-you mean you won't tell if we...let you join in!" he
gasped. "He's kinda weird, ain't he, Ronnie?"
   "No," the older boy smiled, "I'm Davy! Do you guys do
this all the time? Looks like fun!"
   Most of the boys were standing around speechless. The
first guy, Ronnie, a skinny blond with a pretty face,
seemed like their leader. "Yeah, but...gee, I don't know.
You're a lot older. Why would you want to play around with
us?" he asked skeptically.
   "That don't matter. I like to play around with anybody.
I got a friend your age, Andy, and we like to...well, we
play around sometimes. I got a big dick! Would you guys
like to suck it?"
   "That's it!" the other guy accused. "He's gonna make us
blow him!"
   "No, not unless you want to. I sure want to lick your
dicks!"
   "Yeah?" Ronnie relaxed, smiling. Then he squinched his
eyes and said, "PROVE IT! Pull my pecker out and lick it.
Then we'll know you're OK." He thrust his crotch at Davy,
defiantly.
   "Sure!" Davy agreed. He quickly got on his knees and
opened the boy's pants. Pulling out a soft little dick, he
engulfed the whole thing and soon had the astonished boy's
pecker up hard!
   "Um...he's alright, guys. Strip!" He pulled out of
Davy's mouth. "You too! We never saw an older guy's dong up
close. Just pictures!"
   While the group excitedly removed their clothes, Ronnie
gave Davy the rundown.
   "We're like a sex club. We don't like girls much, but
we dig doing things together like jackin' each other off
and lickin' nuts and givin' blowjobs! We've all tasted
every guy's juice. You like to swallow it?"
   "Of course. My big brother Toms says you should never
let it go to waste."
   "WOW!" the suspicious boy cried out when Davy dropped
his pants. "What a big pecker he's got! You see that,
Ronnie?"
   "Of course, dummy! You think I'm blind, Stevie?" The
other boys gasped at the sight, also. And Davy wasn't even
hard yet.
   All naked, the younger boys slowly circled around Davy,
admiring and touching his long, flaccid dick. Davy felt
proud, and his dick rose quickly from the youthful
reverence of their touching.
   "I wanna suck him first!" a boy, previously silent,
demanded.
   "No, me!" another cried. Soon, they were all clamoring
for dibs as fourteen clutching hands backed him into a
corner. Every inch of his prick was being touched, and
several had to content themselves with caressing his balls.
   Ronnie was playing feelsies as much as anyone, but he
quickly called a halt...especially since he was being
pushed aside! "Come on, guys! Let's organize."
   They layed Davy out on a mat and encircled him. On
their knees, they rotated around him, licking his body,
always two guys licking up and down his wondrous erection
while a third licked his balls. Meanwhile, at the other
end, Davy was sucking in their smaller peckers, giving them
the benefit of his experience...which, of course, made
their eyes glaze over. Luckily, the rotation moved fast
enough that, even though the boys were extremely excited,
he didn't bring anyone off.
   While the younger ones were potentially quicker on the
draw, Davy had to contend with a constant flow of eager
tongues and sucking lips! "AH! I'M GONNA COME!" he suddenly
warned.
   "NO!" Ronnie screamed. "NOT YET!"
   "GOTTA!" Davy said. "Don't worry, I can come 5 or 6
times. UM, LICK ME, GUYS...I'M GONNA BLAST OFF!" The lucky
two boys licking his dick at the time increased their
attentions and were rewarded with the sight and feel of a
gusher that shot straight up and came back down for them to
lick up. It was so much, that the guy on testicle detail
was able to slurp up the overflow.
   One of the boys looking on squealed, "MAN, WHAT A
GUSHER!"
   "That's nothing," Davy giggled. "You should see how
much my brother shoots! He almost drowns me!"
   "You b-blow your older brother? Gosh! How old's he?"
   "He's 20 and I'm 17. I like to suck off his friends
too. And lick their assholes, and have them fuck me, and
eat...well, that's all!"
   "He licks buttholes, Ronnie!" Stevie remarked.
   "Yeah, I heard him, Stevie. I didn't tell ya this
before, Davy. It's kinda embarrassing. But I guess I can
level with you. We've tried it, too. We've, uh, all licked
each other's bumholes. Except for Billy's. Billy," he
pointed to a short, dark-haired kid sitting nearby, "really
likes to do it a lot. But nobody licks Billy. Nobody ever
licks Billy!"
   "Why not?" Davy asked.
   "Sheesh! Just stick your face in there and you'll find
out! Billy never wipes good. He always smells of poop!"
   Billy hung his head, a slight smile of his face.
   "The way he is, and the way he licks bums, I think he
likes poop!"
   "No I don't!" Billy whined defensively.
   "One day," Ronnie continued, "we were all sitting
around in our jockeys, getting ready to play around, when
Billy said he had to take a shit. There's no bathroom here,
so Steve kiddingly said, 'why don't you just do it in your
underwear?' Billy got a strange look on his face, and
instead of going outside, he kinda squatted down like he
was going to do it. We were all laughing so hard at his
joke, it took us a while to notice that his jockeys were
poking out...more and more. He did it! He stood right there
and took a shit in his pants! They really filled up and we
couldn't stop laughing. It was like a grown boy pooping in
his diaper! It was even funnier when he tried to walk to go
outside and empty his pants. He kinda scooted so it
wouldn't fall out. Then we watched at the window, laughing
at him, while he pulled them down and his big turd fell
out! He didn't have anything to wipe with, so he just
pulled them back up. That made us groan. That's why we
never rim him!"
   As if he didn't want to miss an opportunity, Davy cried
foul. "Aw, I don't believe you guys. You're foolin'!"
   "Hey! Check it out yourself," Steve teased.
   "Billy's got a cute little butthole," Ronnie said, "and
we'd all like to lick him...but not til he cleans up!"
   "Come're, Billy," Davy crooked his finger. "I don't
believe these guys. Sit on my face and let me see for
myself."
   Amazed, Billy remained silent. He knew it was true...
but he wasn't about to miss a chance, however slight, that
he might get his ass licked. Davy hoped it was true, and
the other six guys just smirked knowingly as Billy got into
position.
   "Now, Billy," Davy cooed, "just come right on down so I
can check you out."
   "You mean you can't smell him already?" Steve asked in
astonishment.
   "A little," Davy lied. He pulled the tender buns within
an inch of his nose. He spread the cheeks and breathed
deeply, loving the aroma. "Gosh! That's no worse than when
I have to clean up my brother! He's kinda forgetful too."
   "SHIT!" Steve cried. "He's fulla surprises!"
   "He makes you lick his asshole when it's stinky?"
Ronnie asked, incredulous.
   "I'm his kid brother. He says it's my duty to keep him
cleaned up. If I clean up Billy, will you guys lick his
butt?"
   Silence. Then..."I will, if you clean off the poop!"
one guy agreed.
   "DONE!" Davy started to lick away the scraps of shit,
some of it old and hardened, surrounding Billy's precious
bunghole.
   Billy, sporting a tremendously hard boner, worked his
ass over Davy's slurping lips. He'd finally found someone
else that shares his fascination with boyshit!
   "YIKES!" Stevie gushed. "LOOK AT HIM GO!" Davy was
rapidly slopping his tongue up and down the boy's crack,
really cleaning out the valley.
   "Yeah," Ronnie agreed, "him and Billy could really have
a hot buttsuckin' contest! How 'bout it, Billy? You wanna
try rimmin' Davy?"
   "Heck," Stevie said, "don't ask him. Just pull Davy's
knees back and let Billy get a look at it. He'll do it...
even if it's smelly!"
   Two of the boys pulled Davy's legs up and back. True to
form, Billy had his head down there lickety-split. He
rubbed his nose all over the older boy's fragrant anus and
quietly smelled it up.
   "See! I told ya he likes it. He ain't lickin' yet, he's
just smelling it! You like that smell, don't ya Billy?"
   Without pulling his head back, Billy nodded with his
nose, grinding it up and down Davy's asslips, sniffing
loudly. He didn't care if the guys knew...not now...not
with what Davy was doing at his rearend!
   "Man, he's stickin' his tongue up inside there. Got it
right up his butthole! Boy, I'll bet that feels good!! Even
Billy never put it up my hole!"
   "I wanted to, Ronnie!" Billy admitted, pulling away for
a second, then digging in to give Davy a similar treatment.
   The boy standing next to Ronnie began fondling his cute
bottom. "I'll do it to you, Ron...if, if you'll do it to
me!" Ronnie gulped, then after taking another look at the
sensuously-moaning duo on the floor, he turned to the other
boy.
   "Okay," he agreed, breathlessly. "Let's get on the
couch. You get top, Ray. We'll lick each other first, then
on the count of three we both stick our tongues in at the
same time. We'll blow cock later!"
   "Ha!" Stevie laughed. "Afraid he won't do it? Come on,
Floyd. You and me, OK?" His friend agreed, and they got on
the floor beside Davy and Billy, on their sides. "I'm gonna
try it even if you don't!" Stevie didn't waste any time
with their usual tentative lickings, he pulled Floyd's
cheeks apart and stuffed his tongue up the boy's ass!
   Patrick took a quick check out the windows, then smiled
at Harley. After a few mutual cock rubs, they cleared the
old desk, put a pice of old carpet on it, and climbed up on
top...Patrick on the bottom. Harley eagerly straddled him,
and gasped when Patrick pulled his fleshy buns down onto
his face! Imitating Billy, Harley put his hands between
Patrick's legs and lifted his ass up to his face. He
hesitated for a moment, not used to seeing one of the guy's
buttholes nearly gaping open like that. But hearing the
slurpings, and feeling the tongue action Patrick was
already administering, he snaked his tongue into the boy's
hot bung!
   Unfortunately, as the Bugcam moved rapidly toward the
ceiling to catch an overall view of the four young couples
wildly licking out each other's spicy shitholes, the impact
against a beam knocked it out of commission for the rest of
the day. Luckily, no one stepped on it and it was retrieved
later after the boys had left--more than satisfied, we're
sure!
   Our next segment is mostly talk. But I think you'll
agree with me that just listening to the description of an
occurrence can be very exciting. It takes place in St.
Catherine's College dorm. Two roommates are trading
experiences about the weekend...
   "I'm tellin' you, Lyle, it was ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!
I don't know if I'm even going to be able to describe it
well enough. I met this guy at May Co. He was going down
one escalator while I was going up the other one. Our eyes
met, quickly, then we passed one another. I went on with my
shopping, but after a while I noticed him at the end of an
aisle. He just stood there, rubbing his crotch. He wasn't
bad looking. A little older than I like...maybe late 20's
...but he had a really big basket. The whole scene was
making me horny...I mean, right in the middle of the
stationery section in a department store! I looked around
to see if anyone could see me, then I reached down and
played with myself like he was doing. Slowly, I got up my
nerve to walk toward him. Man, he didn't mess around!
   "Just when we were close enough to say 'hi' or
whatever, he just keeps coming 'til he's got his face right
up next to mine. 'You're hot, stud. Wanna fuck?' he asked
me. I'm tellin' ya, my dick actually twitched in my pants!
He was kinda butch...and brazen as hell! I felt a little
intimidated, at first, but the look in his eyes was pure
LUST! I couldn't say anything. I just gulped and nodded. I
followed him out to the parking lot where he had his van.
We hopped in the back and stripped right away. He was out
of his clothes in a flash, and if I hadn't been just as
horny, and matched him in speed at getting naked, he
probably would have ripped my clothes off!"
   "Wow. Did he have a big dick?"
   "Yeah, long and fat. Anyway, we went at it for a while,
licking and sucking each other, then..."
   "Hey! Don't go so fast."
   "Lyle, trust me. Anything I can describe about our
cocksucking and ball licking would be old hat. Let me get
to the good part."
   "Well, if you say so."
   "Actually, it's kinda embarrassing. But you're a lot
like me, so I can tell you. After 69ing for a while, he
swings around and straddles my chest, his big rod sticking
out. While I'm licking up and down his shaft, he looks down
in my eyes and growls, 'You look like you'd dig sucking on
a hot anus! Am I right?'"
   "I probably blushed, but I admitted it. 'Uh, yeah,
sure!' I said to him. 'Good! You're in for a treat!' he
says. Now what does that mean, I wondered. Obviously, he
felt his asshole was something special. Because it was
sweet and pleasant? Or, who knows? Did admitting it somehow
mean to him that I liked it raunchy? Was he going to
present me with a smelly hole to lick? Or, worse yet, one
that was filthy with a week-old crust of dried shit around
it? I started to get nervous, man. You know how much I like
lickin' butt--so do you--but I wasn't ready for any really
nasty stuff, you know?
   "He smiled down at me, and squatted over my face. I
couldn't smell anything yet. I could see his butthole
clearly. It looked decent enough--large and hairless, the
lips bunched up full and fleshy, just the way I like it.
   "'Look good to ya?' he asked me. 'Yeah...nice hole,' I
said.
   "'You sure you like assholes?' he asked again. I
figured he was trying to tease me and he sure was!
   "'I LOVE ASSHOLES!' I cried. 'LET ME LICK IT!'
   "'OK. Get ready, baby, cause I got the hottest asshole
you'll ever eat! And I want you to eat it good...really
suck on that muther!'
   "What an ego, I thought. His hole was nice, but I
wouldn't write home to...
   "Anyway, he groaned loudly, bringing it closer to my
face, and pushing down on his sphincter. Lyle, it was
absolutely the most incredible, mind-blowing sight I had
ever seen. From between his butt cheeks emerged an enormous
mound of flesh! His asshole pushed out, big and fat, and
just kept coming! He'd relax, you know, and it would snap
back in. Then he'd push down again, and every time he did
it would come out bigger around, juicier, and deep red.
Finally, he held it there. It must have hung down two
inches or more. This HUGE swollen anus just hanging there.
I swear, Lyle, it was the most obscene thing you could
imagine! It was SO fucking gross, it was beautiful! It was
as big as a horse's asshole! I couldn't believe it. I
reached for it, and wrapped my fingers around it. My
fingers could only wrap around half of it, it was so
massive. Every time I squeezed it, he'd push it out
further. The asslips themselves were as big around as two
fingers. And the opening. It just flowered apart, exposing
all this hot pink skin. Stuff I'd never seen before. It was
the insides of his rectum hanging there, right out of his
hole! I played with it as I felt rivers of juice drip from
my cockhead and run down my throbbing boner. Man, it was
standing up stiff and ready to blast off at any moment.
   "'You like it?' he asked me with a grin. He could see
how my eyes were opened wide in amazement. I guess he'd
seen that reaction before.
   "'THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!' I cried
out.
   "'I know, he said proudly, 'ain't it a beaut? I've
never seen one like it either. Wish I could get down there
and lick it myself! I like to squat over a mirror and play
with it. You know, stick my fingers up there and get it
really opened up wide. It's so fuckin' hot! Guys love to
lick an suck on it. I wish I could!'
   I'd always fantasized about an asshole I could get my
mouth around and suck on. And here was one I couldn't even
get my mouth around! My own butthole only got that way...
not nearly like that...when I needed to take a really big
shit. I was thinking that just as he rocked his feet
slightly and flopped that huge asshole over my face
touching my nose and lips! I was terrified for a moment,
wondering if a big turd was lying in wait for me. It
smelled musky, but clean, the rosy flesh sending shivers
through my body at its touch. He settled down, right onto
my mouth, and I licked it.
   "It was an asshole from heaven, Lyle! The moment I
licked it, and smelled its tangy odor, I...and this is hard
to say...I really didn't give a hoot if a big turd was
sitting right inside! I tried to wrap my lips around the
whole thing, but I couldn't. So I sucked around the sides,
moving in a circle, tasting every hot chunk of it. When
he'd retract, I'd hold onto the mushy flesh in my mouth
until he'd push down again, allowing me full access. Then
I'd go in the middle and nibble on the skin coming from his
rectum. It was sweet and tender...like raw hamburger. I was
tempted to chew it...eat the asshole right out of him!
   "'Chow down, baby,' he moaned, "DRIVE YOUR TONGUE UP
INSIDE AND REALLY EAT ME OUT! EAT MY ASSHOLE! SUCK IT DOWN
YOUR THROAT! GOD, IF I COULD GET DOWN THERE, I'D SPENT THE
REST OF MY LIFE EATING MYSELF OUT...SUCKING ON MY OWN
ASSHOLE! Do it for me, baby,' he said, dragging it back and
forth across my nose and mouth--the protruding skin giving
me perverse cannibalistic desires.
   "I truly wanted to devour his asshole! But I treated it
good, slopping my tongue and lips rapidly around the rim
and punching up inside. I grabbed it with both hands and
used my thumbs and forefingers to pull it apart. Hanging so
low, there were no muscles to hinder its movement. It was
like opening the balloon before blowing it up. He pushed
down, onto my mouth, as I opened it up and sloshed my
tongue in there, truly licking and tasting his rectum! Man,
I was in ass-sucking heaven! The most delicious, pliant,
mouthful of flesh you could ever imagine! I knew why some
guys like sucking pussy. But this was much better than any
pussy, Lyle. Just imagine rimming a horse's asshole and
you'll get some idea of it.
   "HOLY SHIT!"
   "Not a speck! But I wouldn't have minded, or even
noticed, if there was! I swear, Lyle, if a big turd had
suddenly come within licking range, that's exactly what I
would have done...LICKED IT! There was just no way in hell
I was going to take my mouth away from there!
   "'SUCK IT, BABY,' he groaned at me, starting to wobble
on his feet. 'SUCK ON MY SHITHOLE! EAT OUT MY SHITHOLE!'
   "I didn't pull away for a moment, but I'll admit, when
he mentioned SHIT I got shivers. He really wouldn't do
that, would he? I had to ask myself. I decided no. He was
just talking filthy in his excitement.
   "Here's the amazing part, Lyle. I sucked on his
asshole, refusing to give it back, until we'd both had two
orgasms! My crotch and his back were coated with my
explosions. His cum dripped from his balls, onto my mouth,
and down the sides of my face! I'd slop my tongue over his
balls when I saw creamy globs running down, then I'd suck
it back into my throat while I pushed my whole mouth back
into his asshole. I'm serious. His asshole was literally
wrapped around my whole mouth and lips, holding them
tightly.
   "I could feel his anus squeeze my rounded lips tightly.
It was as if there was another asshole up his asshole.
Asshole sucking asshole! But mine had a tongue! And you
better believe it...I really used it!
   "When we finally broke away, exhausted, I asked him,
'How do you get it to do that? That's amazing!'
   "'Ten years of getting fucked and fist-fucked, I
guess,' he replied.
   "'GOLLY! FIST-FUCKED?!' I asked. I shouldn't have been
surprised. After all, something awfully big had to have
opened him up like that.
   "'Yeah. Aw, man, I love a guy's hand up my ass, playing
around in there, fiddling with my shit! When I was 16, my
first lover was older. He was crazy about me. Couldn't get
enough. Sucked me silly all the time, and loved tonguing my
ass. Instead of getting tired of me he got more obsessed
every day.
   "After about 6 months, he started to really get into
finger-fucking me, licking his fingers while he did it.
Then he started pulling his fingers out and sucking on
them. Even if they had shit them! The first time he did
that, he had his eyes closed and didn't notice they were
dirty. Finally realizing he'd been licking shit off his
fingers, he was amazed. He said it had tasted good...kinda
creamy in a spicy way. He started to experiment. I could
tell when he rimmed me that he tried going deeper. That's
when whenever he stuck his fingers up me he would spend a
lot of time smelling and licking them. Then, one day, he
asked me to take a shit so he could watch. Now, I really
liked this guy. I don't know if I loved him or not, but he
was hot sex and he was good to me. But after a while, I
realized I had an enormous power over him. I wouldn't have
done anything to hurt him, mind you, but I was young and
the sensation of having such power over someone was
extremely exciting. When he said he wanted to watch me take
a shit, something snapped inside me. I said sure...if I
could SHIT IN HIS MOUTH! He balked, saying he only wanted
to watch me. But I refused. A few weeks later he finally
agreed. By then I felt even more devious. I told him I'd
shit in his mouth only if he'd bite off a chunk and eat it.
He gasped, but quickly agreed. Man, the power I felt! He
was not only going to let me shit in his mouth, he was
willing to eat it too! I dropped my pants right then and
there, and ordered him to eat me out cause I was gonna give
him a big turd to suck on! He crouched on the floor with
his head on the couch cushions. I straddled him and pushed
my ass to his face, letting him lick and suck on my hole
for a while. Then I bent over and squeezed...bolting a huge
smelly turd right into his mouth! Hotter than I'd ever
been, I quickly turned around and grabbed the end of my
turd, stopping him from removing it from his mouth. I knelt
there, pushing it, giving him filthy words of encourage-
ment, watching him lick it, making him breathe deeply to
take in all the skuzzy smells. Our eyes met and I told him
to bite down. To bite down and take a chunk out of it cause
I wanted to watch him eat it! I reached down and jacked his
cock, while I promised him that I'd shit lots of hot turds
for him to lick if he'd eat one bite. He pulled my hand
away from my turd and nodded. He made a big gesture of
opening his mouth and biting off the end of my shit. All
the while, our eyes were locked together. I felt his balls
tighten and his cock throbbed violently. Massive amounts of
sperm squirted from his prick, spraying everywhere, while
he chewed a mouthful of my shit and swallowed it!'
   "I listened to his repulsive story, and couldn't
understand why, or how, my cock was getting stiff! He
continued.
   "'After that, he held back for a while. Then one night
he was rimming and fingering me. He was getting ready to
fuck me...something I'd really grown to love. But when I
told him I'd have to get up to shit first, he let out a
low, gutteral moan and almost whispered, "Oh, jeez!" I
started to rise, but he pulled me back down. "No. You win,
baby. If I gotta eat it to see it...I'LL EAT IT! SHIT FOR
ME. TAKE A GREAT BIG FAT SHIT!" I didn't make him eat it. I
didn't care if he ate it or not...I just loved the power.
So every time I had to take a shit, I called him in to
watch. I dug having him down there smelling me up."
   "'We'd finally found mutual ground. I liked the power.
He liked the passive posi-tion. I like taking shits--
everybody does--but I especially enjoy it when a guy's down
there watching and smelling...getting off on my crude words
and obscene postures. Fuck the toilet! I dug doing it in
the bathroom, though...that made it nastier...but I'd
straddle the toilet and lean over the tank while I bolted a
big turd into his hands. After it came out of my ass, he
could do what he wanted with it...just as long as I could
hear him sniffing it, and feel him handling it. Usually,
I'd turn to find him waving my turd under his nose, jacking
off while sniffing it. Then just before he shot his load,
he'd swipe his tongue across it, getting a good taste! That
was okay with me. He didn't want to eat my shit; he loved
smelling it and licking on it while he came.'
   "'But...' I interruped.
   "'REST! An asshole-sucker like you oughta dig this
story!' he said. 'I adopted a diet that let me give him
big, healthy turds...lots of them. But one day I guess I'd
overdone it. I was really stuffed up. He was hornier than a
straight guy stranded on Fire Island for a month! No matter
how much I squirmed and pushed, I couldn't let go.
Exasperated, he started to dig into my asshole with fingers
from both hands. He pulled my hole apart and licked in
between. He pushed his tongue so far up my shithole he was
able to lick on the end of my turd. But it wouldn't budge.
I wanted it out as much as he did. Finally, he greased his
fingers and began to frantically stuff them up my butt. It
felt marvelous to me, and I didn't want it to stop. But it
was beginning to hurt, so I grabbed the bottle of Rush.
Taking a big sniff, I was soon floating and encouraging him
to rip me open! Before I knew it, he had his hand up my
ass! In my lustiness, I must have open up like a whore in
Bangkok! He was moaning and groaning...nearly crying...
telling me how wonderful it felt to be up my asshole
playing around in there. I matched him moan for groan,
trying to describe the intense sensations he was giving me.
I'd always loved his big fat cock, but this was something
entirely new. I told him to play in there. I told him to
grab ahold of my turd and pull that sucker out so he could
get more of his hand in there! We both verbalized the
sensations happening when he curled his fingers around my
lodged turd. I could feel him grab it. He told me it was
even better than sucking it out with his lips! He was
reaching right in there, grabbing ahold of it, and
fluttering his fingers along its length until he'd reached
the other end. Applying gentle pressure with those fingers,
and wrenching apart my hole with his other hand, he made
that turd slither out. He licked it once or twice, but
concentrated more on the pleasure of having his hand up my
ass. Me, too! I took another snort of Rush, and told him to
twist his hand around in a circle. Devoid of shit, he had a
lot of room to move in. And he took full advantage of it.
He twisted, turned, and fluttered his fingers all around my
empty rectum!'
   "I squirmed at what he was telling me, trying to
imagine what it would feel like, having a guy's whole hand
up inside my ass! I was so hot, Lyle, I was about ready to
ask him to fist-fuck me!
   "'That was it,' he continued. 'We still did everything
else we ever did, but things had changed. Now, he had the
power! He still fucked me, and I still shit for him. But
after watching him lick my turd, I was ready for more. I
started to demand severe anal stimulation. Bigger and
bigger dildos fucking me...sitting on his fist and riding
it violently, jamming that fucker up my hole! When he
wasn't around, I started to stick things up my ass. My own
fingers, then my hand, then bigger and bigger objects. He
walked in on me one day, unexpectedly, while I was getting
royally double-fucked by two guys I'd picked up. They both
had cocks well over ten inches, and I was crazily riding my
ass back and forth, fucking myself thoroughly on that
massive union of meat! He couldn't handle it, and threw me
out.'
   "'I didn't blame him. It started out with him loving my
ass, well, me, then my ass. Then my shit. Then my anal
cravings. But when it branched out to other guys, he
realized I was just sex-obsessed, and was useless for a
relationship. Then I heard he'd hooked up with a pretty kid
of 16, introduced the boy to scat, and has been happily
eating the boy's turds now for 8 years! Since then, I've
just been drifting around, getting fucked and fisted
regularly. My asshole was always rather loose-skinned.
Having fists pounding up there has just loosened me up
more. I told you I like squatting over a mirror and playing
with my big asshole. I do that a lot. But once in a while,
I like to take a big shit and watch it come out. I shit
right on the mirror, and really dig seeing my gaping hole
open up and pop out a big one. I wanna fuckin' lick it,
man! I wouldn't lick no other guy's smelly turd, but if I
could get my mouth down there...just once...I'D SUCK THE
SHIT RIGHT OUTTA MY OWN ASSHOLE! Man, I wish I could meet
up with a guy who's got the same problem! I got this one
friend...he's straight...won't suck cock or get fucked. But
he digs fucking me. One day he starts talking about gay
guys eating out assholes. Says he just can't understand how
somebody could do such a filthy thing! I pulled the same
thing on him as I did with you. I made him watch as I
pushed it out, and talked him into just touching it...
playing with it, you know? Guy freaked out! He still won't
suck a dick or take it up the ass, but I go over about once
a week and blow him silly or let him fuck me. Would you
believe, his greatest thrill is to suck me out! Fuckin'
chews my asshole like a crazed man! Won't even touch my
balls...but he thinks nothing of spending hours lapping at
my big fat shithole!'
   "'I can understand that,' I said. 'It's like the
world's biggest pussy. That thing could drive anybody mad!
I love it...I'm hooked myself! I was totally grossed out
there for a minute. I was afraid you were going to shit on
me. You must have a magic asshole, cause if you had taken a
shit right then, I'da licked it!'
   "You really said that?"
   "Lyle...I meant it. I woulda done it! You just can't
imagine how wonderful that big fat thing is!"
   "WOW! Wanna suck my hole? I can't do what he does, but
I SURE DO LIKE A TONGUE UP MY ASS!"
   "Sure, man! Drop your knickers and stick it in my face!
I can sure go for a butt-suck. Maybe if you'll let me start
working your hole loose with a few fingers, or my hand, we
can get YOU like that!"
   "Fat chance. I...I always did...kinda...get off on
thinking about somebody watch me while I take a humungous
shit, though."
   "See? This stuff is all catching, you horny bastard.
Yeah, I wanna see you take a shit. Then I'll shit for you.
But that's all. We can 69 and blow each other while we
smell each other's turds! How's that?"
   "NASTY, MAN, NASTY! Let's do it! You know where that
guy lives? I'd like to suck his butt!"
   "Yeah, I do. He loves it. Let's go over together and
give him a real workout. I wanna see you eat out his hole.
Now...let's suck and shit! I got a feeling I'm gonna dig
smelling your turd more than I ever thought possible!"
   How was that?! Amazing, isn't it? Unfortunately, their
session was interrupted. Perhaps we'll be able to catch
them later. For our final clip this week, we paid a return
visit to the Penthouse and caught this continuing drama:

(To be continued)