Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 22:07:53 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: ROVING REPORTER #3 (bisex scat ws incest)

		  ROVING REPORTER--Part 3

   "What is it, Conchita?" the butler complains, bending
over and exposing his ass, "aren't my turds good enough for
you? You sure didn't mind eating my shit off the Master's
prick! Dig that tongue in there." She seems hesitant and
alarmed, trying to motion Fuller to hike up his trousers.
She shifts her eyes back and forth, until the butler
finally follows her direction. Then he sees the sneakers...
   Quickly doing himself up, he rushes to the pantry
doorway, surprised to see the Master's 14-year-old son,
Hugh, standing there fisting an impressive boner with his
pants down to his ankles. Hugh hardly reacts at being
caught in such a compromising position. Instead, he adopts
the attitude of the upper class...an instinct which comes
naturally to him.
   "What're YOU staring at, Fuller? Get lost. Conchita's
gonna give me a blow job! She sucks Daddy...she can suck
me!"
   Fuller instantly straightens up. "Sorry, Master Hugh."
He quickly turns and proceeds to depart, giving Conchita a
lusty lift of the eyebrows. The girl shrugs. Sure, she'll
blow the little twerp. But sucking cock is not her favorite
endeavor. The young girl likes assholes...assholes and
shit! It's a pleasure she was introduced to by her deceased
father back in Puerto Rico. From the age of 9, the girl can
remember no better thrill than licking on her daddy's
shitting turd while the man fingered her hairless little
twat. Her little mound would twitch while she licked the
sticky column of brown sludge her father's insistent
buttocks produced. Achieving her first orgasm at 12, the
girl fondly remembered it as the time Daddy finger-fucked
her while they shared licking duty at each end of his
steamy turd! Oh, yes. Daddy wouldn't ask his little angel
to do anything he wouldn't do! The very first time it
progressed that far, she sat, mesmerized, watching her
father take a healthy shit into his own hands, then she
watched the man lick on the sticky column before he offered
it to his young daughter. She didn't hesitate one iota. The
smell certainly didn't bother her. Her father had very lax
attitudes toward hygiene, and often kept his anal region
in a soiled state. The child knew no other. All she knew
was that Daddy loved her and played with her often. In
gratitude, initially, she agreed to lick his hole clean
when necessary. Daddy's hole! She loved Daddy's hole! Oh,
sure, the first time was bitter, but Daddy explained that
the bitterness was because of the vitamins. Sucking Daddy's
asshole gave her her daily vitamins! Wanting to be healthy
for him, the child sucked away at his grimy shithole,
trying to catch the essence of every vitamin available! She
knows better now...but she's hooked!
   "Wait!" Hugh cries out to Fuller. Dutifully, the butler
returns. "I....uh..." the boy seems unsure of himself,
momentarily, but he quickly assumes the dominant air of his
social training. Still, the squeak in his voice, and his
hesitation, give away his inward insecurities. "You two
are...are...poop-eaters! I gotta poop! Who's gonna eat
it?" Nonplussed, Fuller approaches the boy. For a long
time, now, he's admired the way the lad's been developing.
He hadn't anticipated anything like this so soon, but he
certainly welcomes it. He gazes at the boy's lithe body,
creamy and delicious. Like his father, his prick is well
developed. Many times he's imagined, in his fantasies, Hugh
lying on his bed playing with himself, picturing the lad
stroking his randy organ, wondering what sexual delights go
through the boy's mind. Now, perhaps he knows.
   "Master Hugh," he says with authority, but quite
candidly, "You are mistaken. If you wish to shed some
'poop' , Conchita, I am sure, will be most accommodating.
I, however, do not engage in such activities in an active
manner. But tell me, where do you derive your information?"
   Standing stiffly, the boy replies. "Father has
instructed me in...in...those subjects. Only yesterday he
explained the truth of an older man's desire to eat the
turds of young boys! He bade me shit for him, and I did.
I...I was quite proud of Father as he allowed me to watch
him perform the ritual. He...he ate it right down!" he
gushes.
   Sensing a momentary break in Hugh's controlled
demeanor, Fuller presses the boy. "Ah, yes, quite natural
then, hunh, young master? I assume you found no distate in
such an activity?"
   "Well..." the boy hesitates, "it was rather filthy, I'd
say."
   "Filthy?" Fuller asks.
   "Yes...extremely!" the boy says, "but fun! I like
bein' dirty!"
   "Tell me, Master Hugh," Fuller continues. "Are you
prepared to do what your father has done when you come of
age?"
   "Certainly not!" he screams. "Will...will I have to? I
really don't quite understand it. But I've seen you...shit
...for Mother and Father. I've watched Conchita...!"
   "So, Master Hugh, you have a spy-hole!"
   "YES I DO!" he cries, triumphantly. "I'VE SEEN YOU...DO
IT ALL!"
   "And you wish to become a part of it, I presume?"
Fuller enquires.
   "Y-YES!" he stammers, thrusting his pretty boner
forward.
   "Very well, then you must know that..." he hesitates,
carefully forming his words in such a manner as to preserve
his well-paying job, "your father's proclivities are not
exactly universal. I, for one, may accommodate those
wishing to eat my droppings, but I do not do likewise.
Certainly, Conchita here, would delight in your young
turds. She'll be most willing, and obedient. Myself, I'll
most happily lick and suck your splendid member and ingest
the creamy product of your lovely young balls! That under-
stood, simply present those luscious buttocks to Conchita,
she'll be happy to receive your offering."
   "Quit talking so formal!" the boy cries. "I gotta take
a shit! You wanna suck me while I do it?"
   Dropping all pretense, Fuller exclaims as he kneels
before the boy, "Right you are, you little bugger! Feed me
that tender prick! Spread your legs wide and press down...
SHIT IN THE CUNT'S MOUTH. Eat his lovely turd, Conchita!
You love the master's shit, now eat it from his horny
offspring. THE LAD NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT! EAT IT OUT OF HIS
PRETTY ASSHOLE WHILE I DRINK THE JUICE FROM HIS BALLS!"
   Gasping at the mouth now wrapped around his young,
turgid prick, Hugh pumps back and forth. Fuller grasps him
around the buttocks and pulls them apart. Conchita quickly
goes to her knees and starts to lick up and down the boy's
asscrack.
   Twisting his head around, Hugh pushes his bum into the
girl's face. "I hope you like it that way, you twat!" he
snarls, "Father said from now on I shouldn't wipe after
shitting. Someone will want to clean me. Lick it off,
Conchita! LICK MY SHIT!"
   Fuller kneels and takes every stab of the boy's randy
pecker. Conchita kneels and licks at the boy's asshole
ravenously! The delightful sensations finally get to the
boy, and his knees start to buckle.
   "Grab the wall!" Fuller orders. Hugh spreads his arms
and presses them against the doorway walls for balance.
Fuller inserts his arms inside the boy's legs and lifts his
body up until his legs go over Fuller's shoulders, his
crotch mashed into the butler's face. That left his ass
spread and open. Conchita sucks at his young asshole,
feeling the boy's pushings. The lad wants to shit...
desperately. And shit he will! Straddled high, he jams his
young cock into the butler's mouth and groans lasciviously,
simultaneously squirting a massive dose of young sperm into
the butler's mouth...and a sweet, healthy turd from his
anus into Conchita's hungry mouth. Shitting and coming at
the same time, Hugh screams his delight! He presses down
harder and bolts another little turd into the girl's hands.
At the same time, the total release of his sphincter
muscles give vent to a powerful stream of piss into
Fuller's mouth! The butler gulps it down excitedly--more
than willing to receive any fluids the lad's prick might
deliver to him. He drinks the boy's salty urine, loving the
taste and force of it.
   Sucked, beshitted, but not satiated, Hugh drops down
and begins to tear at the butler's trousers. "Give it to
me...hurry! I've never done it." Reaching in, he quickly
wrestles the man's enormous erection free and his pants
down. Then he sucks on it! As an amateur, to be sure, but
with intense enthusiasm!
   "SQUIRT, FULLER!" the boy cries. "I WANNA DRINK IT!"
   Holding the youngster's head to his prick, Fuller
blasts a full load into his young virgin mouth. He fully
expects the lad to choke on it, but is surprised when the
boy gulps it down quickly and sucks for more!
   He's tempted to flood the boy's mouth with hot piss,
but can't. Hugh looks up, running his tongue over his
cockjuice streaming lips, and pleads, "Go ahead, Fuller,
piss! I pissed in your mouth. I didn't mean to...but I
liked doing it. Go ahead, I'll drink it!"
   "Can't, Master Hugh. But look. Witness the girl as she
eats your turd!" He quickly turns and watches Conchita as
she mindlessly fingers her cunt while stuffing the boy's
shit into her mouth!
   "Put your head down there, Lad," Fuller directs. "Get
between her legs and lick all you can reach...she'll flood
your mouth directly!" Still excited, and quickly getting
another steely erection, the boy slithers between the
housekeeper's oblivious thighs. Just as much as he enjoyed
draining the butler's prick with his mouth, the boy avidly
begins to suck the hairy genitals of the girl. He slops his
tongue up and down her pussy, over her asshole, then
wrenches apart her labia and attaches his mouth there,
contentedly sucking away.
   Fuller bends over and catches Conchita's shit-eating
attention. "Piss in the boy's mouth, girl, PISS!"
   Conchita, becoming alert, nods. Savoring the taste of
the boy's young shit, she flexes her muscles and wriggles
her pussy across the lad's mouth. Then, finally holding
still, she allows him his firm attachment, and proceeds to
flood the boy's mouth with pints of hot, steaming piss! The
child gulps it down as his unheld prick throbs and sends
streams of luscious boyjuice everywhere!
   "SO!" A voice booms. "Seems my boy is making
progress!" The Master stands in the doorway, his trousers
and underwear splayed at his ankles. "I'm proud of you, my
boy. You drank the lady's piss right down. Now suck me,
while I gleam a turd from Fuller's pungent asshole!"
   Hugh hesitates, looking bewildered, and slightly
guilty.
   "SUCK ME, I SAY!" he bellows. "GET RIGHT DOWN HERE AND
SUCK ON YOUR DADDY'S BIG PRICK! I'll cream your tonsils
while I eat a hot turd from this man's shithole! You're
almost fully initiated, boy. Time to take your place as an
adult in this household!"
   Hugh scrambles up, smiling. "Can I lick your balls,
too, Father?"
   "LICK 'EM, SUCK 'EM, CRAM YOUR LITTLE TONGUE UP MY
ASSHOLE, TOO! As a matter of fact, start with that."
   "Oh, no, Father. I don't think I wanna do th..."
   "You're my son, Hugh. I know you will enjoy it...in
time. But most importantly, YOU WILL OBEY ME! NOW, LICK MY
ASSHOLE, HUGH! SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THERE AND SMELL YOUR
DADDY'S ASS!"
   Cowering, Hugh shuffles on his knees toward his
father's obscenely outthrust naked buttocks. The man had
removed his trousers and underwear, and knelt down. He'd
reached behind and pulled open his asscrack, pushing it
back at the boy. Then he grabbed the boy hehind the neck
and pulled his face into the smelly crevice.
   "Oh, yeah, so fucking hot! Always wanted my boy sucking
at my ass! Come on, boy. You and Dad are gonna spend a lot
of time from now on--our faces up each other's assholes...
and others. I loved eating your sweet turd, boy! Been
wantin' to eat shit outta your ass for years! I haven't
cleaned recently, Hugh. Not since I last bolted a big
smelly turd! LICK ME, CHILD! LICK YOUR DADDY'S SHIT! CLEAN
THE FUNKY SHIT FROM MY ASSHOLE! IT TASTES GOOD! I KNOW THAT
CAUSE I LICK MY OWN SHIT!"
   Fuller could attest to that. He'd watched the Master
lay on the bed, legs pulled back to his chest, pumping out
turds while watching Fuller do the same into either
Conchita's or his wife's mouth. Then he'd rapidly finger
out his hole, licking up the last of his own shit, while
watching Fuller's turd being consumed. Then Fuller would
bend down and suck him, hot cream bursting down his throat,
while the Master still licked on his fingers!
   "Come on, Fuller, bend it over and give me a luscious,
smelly turd to eat while my boy licks the SHIT outta my
ASS! You gotta fart in your mother's face, boy! Mother
loves to smell farts! She'll eat your turds, too! Eat her
little boy's turds right down! Gonna shit for your Momma.
Gonna shit for your Dad. Your old bunghole's gonna be sore
for a while, lad, with all those mouths sucking at you!
GIVE ME A TURD, FULLER! I'm fucking hungry for some hot
shit!"
   Glad he hadn't delivered to Conchita earlier, Fuller
was more than prepared. With a delicious feeling of
dominance, he backed himself up to the outthrust tongue,
squatting and resting his hands on his knees, and started
to grind his fragrant bottom over the Master's face.
   Young Hugh, after a few half-hearted squirmings of
disgust, suddenly caught the intoxicating aroma of his
father's splayed shithole. His hands went to the mature
buttocks and excitedly pulled them apart. As if in
anticipation of having his son's face down there, the
Master had shaved the region of all hair. Not so much to
give it a 'clean' appearance...for it certainly was NOT
clean...but to make his asshole all the more obscene
looking. The naked, fat lips, along with the spicy aroma,
worked the magic. Hugh began to mindlessly lap his tongue
up and down his Daddy's asscrack. He glued his mouth to the
stinky hole. His prick sprung up hard and dripping, causing
the boy to slurp into the man's butt all the more
energetically.
   "Pull away, boy. Watch this. Gonna shit in your mouth
some day, Hugh. DADDY'S GONNA LET YOU EAT HIS TURD!"
   Suddenly, there's silence as Fuller obscenely opens his
asshole and bolts a steamy turd into the Master's mouth.
Hugh watches as his father devours it! His cock throbs,
hard and dripping, watching his father mouthe the greasy
turd, suctioning it down into his throat! The boy stared,
wide-eyed. He'd seen it before...but not this closely.
   "That's how you eat shit, boy!" the Master exclaims,
licking his lips of the remnants of Fuller's crap!
Suddenly, he cries out, pushing the boy's face back to his
asshole.
   "Got to do it now, boy!" the man warns, squatting down.
"Time's come. Get under me and put your hands and face at
my asshole. Daddy's gonna take a big shit, right now!
Yessir! GONNA FUCKIN' SHIT ON MY BOY'S FACE!"
   Hugh did as directed, amazement in his eyes. On his
back, he nestled under the man's thighs until the protrud-
ing, swollen anus was just above his mouth. He can't help
himself. With a low moan, he leans up and begins to lick at
the dangerously opened hole--even sticking it in and
swirling around the spread edges of the rubbery, stinking
anus. He doesn't pull away until he hears his father's
voice.
   "Catch it, Hugh! Play with it. Lick it if you want to!
Go ahead, lick Daddy's shit! Oh...here it comes!"
   The Master bolts a monstrous dark turd into his son's
upthrust hands. Conchita wriggled her way between the kid's
thighs, and has the boy's springy pecker in her mouth and
her hand fondling his tight balls...a finger jammed up his
throbbing asshole. Wide-eyed, Hugh watches the stinky
column of hard turd emerge from his father's anus into his
own hands. He holds the big thing reverently, working his
nose around to smell it. Conchita receives a plentiful dose
of boycum down her throat just as Hugh lustily begins to
lick up and down his father's hot, smelly turd! Reaching
down and pushing it away, the Master settles his bottom
onto his son's mouth. The boy groans and moans, sucking
away at the deliciously hot shitty orifice! Sighing at the
boy's obvious capitulation, Fuller knows it won't be long
before he's regularly shitting into the dirty little boy's
mouth.
THE NEXT WEEK
   Folks, from your calls and letters, perhaps we should
change the name of our program to "The Penthouse." It's
becoming your favorite upper-class soap opera! Now the
thing that surprises us is that those folks must NEVER
watch television. Of course, we're well aware that they
have other things on their minds! Nevertheless, most of our
subjects become aware--either by viewing or being alerted
by friends--that they're being recorded.
   My guess is that their friends are enjoying their
antics so much that they've refrained from alerting them.
There's a lesson to be learned here--fitting for these
times--and that's "Fuck loyalty...give us a good show!"
Well, we've got a good show for you. More developments in
our continuing saga of "The Shit Family Robinson." That's
the family name--Robinson. Tonight, we come in on Hugh
Robinson, the snotty young teenager of the family. Like
most teenage boys, and all adult men, he's obsessed with
the thing that grows between his legs. He can't keep his
hands off it. But this particular fellow is just as
fascinated with his other end, checking out his own butt in
the floor-length closet mirror. He's sitting on the edge of
the bed, jacking off and fingering his butthole. Suddenly,
his father bursts in on him...naked. But Hugh doesn't budge
or try to hide it.
   "HUGH! Pull that finger outta your ass and take your
hand off your prick! You're gonna rub all the skin off one
of these days you little faggot!"
   "I'm not a faggot!" he boy cried out defensively, still
not covering up.
   "Hmmm," the Master intoned derisively. Then he got a
good look at the kid's bulbous, gaping asslips. "Mmm, how
come your shithole's so deliciously hanging out and ravaged
looking? You been buggering yourself with something?"
   "Yeah. I've been sticking fingers in there and messing
about and looking at it."
   "Ha! Looks good enough to eat. Well, get the rest of
those clothes off. Nina, get in here!"
   Hugh's charming mother appeared in the doorway, naked
but for a see-through dressing gown. She smiled sweetly at
the startled boy. Regardless of what the boy had seen at
his 'peephole,' he wasn't prepared to be so close to his
mother in a sexual way. Both parents sat on the bed on
either side of the lad. Now, Hugh tried to cover up.
   "You hear that? Junior here says he's not a faggot.
Tell me, Hugh, DID YOU BLOW THE BUTLER? SUCK THE HOT JUICE
FROM HIS COCK? DID YOU SHIT IN YOUR DADDY'S MOUTH? DID YOU
LICK ALL OVER YOUR DADDY'S HOT SMELLY TURD AS IT CAME OUT
OF MY ASS?!" He pulled the covers from the boy's naked
body. "You're a faggot, alright, Hugh...or I'll know the
reason why!" He fondled the kid's genitals openly. Hugh
blushed, but his prick rose quickly when his mother began
to stroke it. She was a quiet, loving woman, and stayed the
same now.
   "That's it, boy. Get that pecker up and spread your
legs. Mommy and Daddy are gonna have some fun with you! But
first, it's time we told you just how you came about." He
kissed his son on the lips, then began his explanation.
   "Me, I've always been a sexual outlaw. I'll suck, fuck,
lick, and eat turds out of any male or female that turns me
on. I even blew a horse once, then fucked his fat shitty
asshole! Now, your mother here, she's a sweet delicate
woman. That's a fact, and I love her dearly. But when I met
her she was crouched down in an alley giving knobjobs to
four sailors! They were so insistent, that she couldn't
handle it. So I got down and helped her out. Between the
two of us, we blew those sailors dry! After they left, I
spread your mother over a barrel and fucked her up the ass!
You see, as sweet as she is...and correct me if I'm wrong,
darling...your mother is not very bright. She's a born
cocksucker, loves licking a guy's sweaty balls, and after I
introduced her to it, craves eating shit! Loves chompin'
hot turds, doncha, dear?"
   The missus nods pleasantly, stroking Hugh's teenage
cock up and down.
   "Momma's gonna eat the sweet shit from your ass,
Hugh!" the man continued, "but let me tell you why. Finding
each other compatible in our lusty desires, we got married
and became a success. We decided to have a child, mainly
because we wanted a little body to play with, to molest, to
guide for our own pleasure. You weren't meant to be a
normal child, you were meant to be our plaything. We love
you dearly, Hugh, and absolutely gobbled you up when you
were young. Those were the times before you had any memory.
You'd be surprised at how often we shared licking all over
your little body, sucking on your dick and drinking your
piss. We licked your little asshole, too, and between the
ages of 1 and 3, we gobbled up immense amounts of your
sweet boyshit. When your time for memory accumulation
began, we decided to find our delights elsewhere and allow
you to develop normally. We weren't abandoning our plans
for you...we were allowing you to ripen. You're ripe, boy.
Now we intend to enjoy the fruits of your body!
   "You've already begun to enjoy being a dirty little
boy. You have the lusty genes we've given you. Now it's
only for you to understand that your purpose, the thing you
were made for, is to be a producer and consumer of
delicious human secretions! Your mother and I want the
sweat from your healthy young balls, the nectar from your
incredibly beautiful fine prick along with its hot piss,
saliva from your mouth, the drippings out of your armpits,
the fragrance of your grungy feet, and especially the
smells and expulsions from your exquisite anus and rectum!
I've told your mother how delicious your sweet turds are,
and she's crazy to get her mouth at your asshole! You're
gonna love it, boy! Your mother loves eating shit even more
than I do. From now on, you'll be included in everything.
We'll shit over your face, and allow you to watch, and
lick, as one of us eats a turd from the other's hot smelly
asshole!
   "We don't wash our asses, son, and you won't from now
on. I told you that before. We want your butthole to have a
constant array of delicious, crusty flavors! And I
mentioned that Mommy likes farts in her mouth. Don't you
ever hold back, boy. If you're standing around and feel the
need to fart, you say so. Put your butt in your Momma's
face and let her smell you up. Your mother's big cunt
throbbed for ten minutes the other night when I told her
you licked all over my turd. She really wants to watch you
do it. She'll even help you lick it. Mother and Son licking
away on Daddy's hot turd! You're gonna suck on your Momma's
asshole, too, boy, besides eating out her smelly twat!
Gonna get your face down there, too, so you can lick my
prick while I fuck her up the asshole! I'll dig in real
deep and get a bunch of shit all over my dick. Then I'll
pull it out and let you lick her shit off!
   "One more thing, Hugh. We like nasty talk. You feel
like saying something dirty...you go right ahead. Now, what
do you say to this?"
   "I...I think I'm gonna like this! And I can call you
names, too?"
   "Certainly, we want you to. Not in public, of course."
   "Great! Um, that's feels good you playing with my a-
asshole, Da...C-COCKSUCKER! It's okay if I start now, isn't
it?"
   "Absolutely!" the Master laughed, fingering the boy's
hole. Hugh reached over and fondled his mother's tit.
   "MOMMA, YOU FILTHY SHIT-EATING CUNT! I GOT A BIG FAT
TURD UP MY ASSHOLE. PUT YOUR FACE DOWN THERE AND LET YOUR
SWEET LITTLE BOY TAKE A BIG SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH! I WANNA
WATCH YOU EAT IT. THEN I'M GONNA SUCK OUT DADDY'S ASSHOLE
WHILE YOU BLOW ME!"
   "Hot damn, Nina! Kid's got his Daddy's mouth. Sounds
like you've been saving up those words for a long time,
Hugh."
   "I know what's been going on," the boy admitted, a
proud smirk on his face. "I drilled a peephole. I've been
watching you two do filthy things for a long time. At
first, I was disgusted. But I kept watching because it
always gave me a hard boner. The thing I really couldn't
understand was the way you talked to Mom."
   "You have to understand, baby. Underneath all her
beautiful clothes and jewelry, your mother is nothing but a
two-bit whore. Hell, if I hadn't made all this money we'd
both be down on the bowery sucking cock! I've seen your
mother suck some ugly grungy pricks that I wouldn't even
touch! She'd slurp up the lumpy bitter dregs from their
balls while I fucked her asshole. I'd get so pissed at her
indiscriminate taste, that I'd tell the guy to piss in her
mouth. The dumb slob would laugh like a cretin and spread
his legs. He'd grab your mother by the hair and pull her
head back onto his slimy prick and relieve himself down her
throat! She'd gag and sputter a bit, urine pouring from her
lips, but she'd drink most of it while I fucked her cunt or
ass full of my cream!"
   "Wow, Mom! You really are a sleazy slut, aren't you?"
   "Yes, darling!" she cooed. "Here, suck on Momma's tits
while Daddy gets your sweet little bottom opened up some
more."
   Hugh buried his face in his mother's bosom, kissing and
licking on the perky tit-ends. But, ultimately, they held
little fascination for him. He raised his head and looked
into his mother's face.
   "Momma? Does your pussy stink?"
   "Oh, my little baby, why don't you just stick your
finger down there and find out for yourself? That's it,
right in there. Ummm...you little darling. STICK IT RIGHT
UP MY HOT TWAT! You don't have to be tender with it, baby,
go ahead...FINGER-FUCK YOUR MOMMA! RAM IT RIGHT UP IN
THERE! Ooooh, yeah...I'm creaming all over your finger! Now
pull it out and smell it, Hugh. Sniff my pussy juice!"
   The boy held the sticky finger to his nose and smelled
it. "HOLY MACKEREL! BOY, THAT SMELLS WORSE THAN SHIT,
MOMMA!"
   The woman smiled. "Yes, I am rather pungent down
there."
   "Your mother epitomizes the expression 'smelly cunt',"
the father offered, "but I'd guess you're probably getting
more than a few whiffs of stale cum from that bellboy...
what's his name, dear?"
   "Armando!!"
   "Yeah, Armando. Creasy spic with the biggest hang you
ever seen! Must be 11, 12 inches. Comes up here once in a
while to fuck her pussy raw. Blew him once or twice myself,
but I usually leave him to Nina. He don't care where he
shoves his prick, but he's definitely a pussy man, and she
likes ridin' that monster. Must be an avid beerdrinker,
though. The bastard's cum tastes like rotten dinosaur
eggs!"
   "Oh, your father exaggerates. Lick your finger,
darling. Armando's cum is a bit venomous, but I just LOVE
the way it burns my throat! I'll have him up some day...
you'll just adore his big cheesy cock, I'm sure. He'll let
you blow him. He said young boys just love to lick all over
his huge cock!"
   Hugh obeyed, sucking the oily finger into his mouth.
"Kinda peppery. I'll give him a try, Momma," Hugh promised,
"but right now," he threw his legs back and grabbed his
thighs, "I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK ON MY POOPHOLE! PULL YOUR
FINGER OUT, DADDY, I WANT TO FEEL MOTHER'S TONGUE LICKIN'
AND SUCKIN' ME DOWN THERE! Hold my head up, willya Dad? I
wanna see the bitch suckin' on my shithole!"
   Nina nearly ripped the nightgown from her body. She
stood there for a second, naked and trembling, then quickly
fell onto her son's asshole to pay it homage. "She's a
noisy butt-sucker, Hugh thought, while the woman that bore
him made moist, lusty sounds as she ate her son's tangy
shithole! The boy's father had done a fine job of dilating
his precious little bung, and she lapped pleasantly,
grateful that Hugh's anus was well relaxed and gaping open.
She pointed her lascivious flesh-spoon and began to tongue-
fuck in and out, pushing the boy's thighs back!
   The Master, holding the boy's head up and swiping his
big dick over his son's forehead, began to make lewd
comments.
   "AH, LOOK AT HER GO! YOUR MOMMA CAN SUCK A GUY'S
ASSHOLE OUT BETTER THAN A DRAG QUEEN IN THE MARINE
BARRACKS! EVEN BETTER THAN MOST HIGH SCHOOL COACHES!"
   The woman used her thumbs to spread the boy's silky
opening apart. "Oh, my precious darling," his mother gushed
breathlessly between laps of her tongue, "it's just as
smooth and tasty as I remember it. A little stronger,
perhaps, but that's marvelous. I've been waiting so long
for you to mature. I loved your creamy baby shit, but I'm
going to simply adore dining on your ripe manturd!"
   "I can see why Daddy fell in love with you. You're such
a silver-tongued sweet-talker, Momma," Hugh quipped. "I got
something special for you first. Open your mouth and put it
at my hole!" She did.
   Hugh strained, and the extremely long HISSSS was barely
heard. It was similar to--and indeed was--a gas-pipe leak.
Had a match been struck they would have all blown up! His
mother coughed and sputtered, trying to swallow the pungent
fart. She sniffed her son's gaping anus and had an intense
orgasm!
   "MY GOD, BOY...THAT'S FUCKING PUTRID!" the Master cried
as the odorous fart filled the small bedroom. The woman's
pussy throbbed and dripped and the two male organs got even
stiffer as the atmosphere quickly resembled that of an
outhouse. "HOW CAN A CHILD'S BOTTOM CONTAIN SUCH FOUL,
NOXIOUS SMELLS?!" Hugh followed it up with an abundance of
loud sputterings. His anus flapped wildly emitting more of
the ghastly fumes as he shamelessly farted into his
mother's face!
   "Oh, Henry!" she rubbed her nose lasciviously over the
boy's expanded shit canal, drawing in as much as she could
by nose and mouth of the gamey aroma. She was absolutely
vulgar in the way she sucked in the gaseous delights and
swallowed them! "OUR SON! HE'S SO FLAVORFUL!"
   "Yes, Nina my darling," the Master said sarcastically.
"Smells more to me like Fuller took a shit up the boy's ass
a week ago and it's been fermenting ever since!"
   "Y-you said she'd like it, Father," Hugh looked up and
whispered.
   "She does, Son, she does," the Master leaned down to
his ear. " She gets off even more if I tell her how awful
it is. Not bad, boy. You'll have to churn one of those up
for me sometime. I could learn to enjoy heady farts like
that from your cushy little bum!
   "SUCK IT UP, NINA! BOY FARTS LIKE A LONGSHOREMAN, DON'T
HE?"
   "Oh, it's wonderful. Best I've ever had!" She smiled
and wiped her burning eyes.
   "Even better than Armando's?" he teased.
   "What? His baby bellboy farts? You must be kidding! Is
my sweetheart ready to shit? Mommy's pussy is leaking juice
all over the carpet. Are you ready to squeeze me out some
of your goodies?"
   "I-I'll try, Momma!" Hugh tentatively pushed his
sphincter. He knew there was a big turd up there, he could
feel its pressure along his rectal walls. But he hadn't
shit in a couple of days, and felt that it was massive,
hard, and was going to be a chore to expel. "I'm stuffed
up, I think. If I do get it out, it won't be easy to eat. I
feel like I'm stuffed up with cement!"
   "No problem, boy," the Master assured him. "Your mother
never lets a good turd go to waste. If it's too hard to
chew, we'll just sit her in a corner and let her suck away
at it until it dissolves in her mouth. That's just as well.
Then we can have some fun ourselves!"
   Hugh strained...hard...testing his muscles. "It...it's
almost there, I think. But I'd better go to the bathroom
first. If I push much harder, I'm afraid I'll start
pissing!"
   Henry pulled the boy's legs back. "Just let your body
go, Son," he directed. "Push that big turd out! TIME TO
TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH! If you have to piss,
just let it go...PISS ALL OVER US! You're going to sleep in
our bed tonight, anyway."
   Hugh spread his hands, palms down, onto the bed beside
him and pushed hard. With Mother manning his shit tube, and
Father bending his legs back, fully exposing his spit-
dripping anus, he concentrated on nothing more than
emptying out his youthful rectum!
   "AH!" a little stream of piss squirted onto his belly
and rolled down his sides. It was warm and felt delightful.
He'd pissed on himself before, in the shower, but this was
different. He felt so FREE! Free to just allow his hot
urine to splatter as it may. He hadn't realized just how
much he had to go, but having his legs wrenched back so
tightly made him aware of the painful pressure on his
bladder.
   Gasping, he pressed down on the bed and gave several
severe pushes at his sphincter. Each time, a hot stream of
piss shot out. Bearing down furiously, he forced his anus
to expand incredibly. He gasped in short, staccato breaths.
A massively thick brown turd pushed his anus apart and
slowly came into the open. It was dark, beautifully
sectioned, and had a heavy, glistening coat of slime
covering it. Too wide to take in, his mother fondled the
object of her affections, and ecstatically licked the
assjuice from it! Cuntjuice ran down her legs.
   Meanwhile, Hugh's prick was exploding pints of hot
urine! A seemingly never-ending, forceful stream of salty
boypiss erupted from his prick, splattering over the boy's
body, his neck and face, and even up to his father's face.
The female sucked turd, while the males, mouths open, drank
as much of the boy's piss as they could. Yes, the lad was
happily drinking his own piss as it splattered all over his
face. The feeling of freedom was so powerful, Hugh felt as
if he could lie there shitting and pissing forever!
   "SUCK THE BOY'S TURD, YOU CUNT-FACED BITCH! BEST
FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT YOU'LL EVER GOBBLE UP, YOU SLUTTY
TWAT!" Excited by the sight of his wife tongue-worshipping
their child's precious bowel candybar, and his tasty piss
dripping from his lips, his nuts blasted off! Rocking it
over the boy's forehead, he spurted huge gobs of cum over
his son's face and lips! Hugh bent his head back and sucked
the cock in, drinking the last of his Daddy's wonderful
cockjuice. The Master leaned over, exhausted, and licked
the stinky urine from Hugh's body.
   His rectum empty, his bladder empty, Hugh twisted
around and and pushed his father onto his stomach. It was
now time to empty his balls...but first, he'd promised to
eat out his Daddy's ass. He pushed the man's legs apart and
crawled in between them, settling down comfortably at the
foot of the bed. The Master sighed, knowing what the boy
was up to, and moaned when he felt the lad's hands pull him
apart, exposing his ever-grungy anus. He nearly swooned
when he felt Hugh's tongue playfully lapping around his
hole.
   "OOOH! THAT'S IT. NOW SUCK IT, YOU LITTLE ASSLICKING
BASTARD!" Hugh hauled off and cracked his palm across his
father's butt! "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SHIT SUCKING
DEGENERATE! YOU THINK I HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING? I DON'T
WANNA SUCK ALL THE SMELL AWAY!" He slapped him again--hard!
I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME." He gazed at the open, spread anus
of his father, "DADDY...JUST RELAX. YOU WANT YOUR LITTLE
BOY TO BE AS BIG A QUEER AS YOU ARE, THEN LET ME ENJOY
THIS. BESIDES, YOU GOT SO MUCH CRUST AROUND YOUR HOLE...YOU
FILTHY SHIT!...IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE TO CHEW IT ALL
OFF!"
   Hugh's mother giggled around the shit in her mouth. She
had such an angelic expresslon on her face as she nursed at
her son's turd.
   The Master spread his legs wider and slightly lifted
his ass up. He completely relaxed and reveled in his son's
foul abuse and delightful tonguing. The boy was a dream
come true. He was fearful that he and Nina would have to
force the boy to perform such perversions, but he was
proving to be just as lustful and lewd as his parents. His
body gently swayed as he enjoyed the youthful lips swabbing
his anus.
   "Oooh, my lovely boy," he cooed, "eat Daddy's asshole.
Lick all over that place where thousands of smelly turds
have plopped out! Do you like the taste of my shit, Son?"
he asked, almost in a whisper.
   Hugh lifted his face. "Yes, Daddy," he admitted just as
tenderly, "I absolutely love the taste. I can see why you
like licking your own shit. It's better than candy and...
and it smells so great! I could just stay like this
forever, Daddy, with my nose up your butt. NOW SHUT UP! I
WISH FULLER WAS HERE TO STUFF A BIG TURD IN YOUR MOUTH SO I
COULD CONCENTRATE!"
   The missus burst out laughing. She had settled on the
bed, still licking all over the gooey turd, savoring the
sight of Hugh thrilling his father while heaping abuse on
him. "Fuck him up the ass, Baby," She suggested. "Stick
that lovely pecker of yours up his butt and fuck the shit
out of him! He doesn't like to admit it, but he adores
things shoved up his ass. I've even had my hand in there!"
   "Not because I wanted you to, bitch! You were just so
hungry for my turd, you reached in and grabbed it...pulling
out fingers full to suck up! But...yeah, Hugh. Go ahead and
shove it in. What man doesn't want his own son to fuck him?
Move away. Let me lift up on my knees. Jeez, kid, you got
the rest of your life to lick on that fucking hole. PULL
YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH OUTTA MY ASS...AND SCREW ME!"
   Instinctively, Hugh pushed globs of spit up his
father's asshole with his tongue. He doubted the man needed
it, but it was to be his first fuck and he wanted a smooth
ride. Then he stood up on the bed. Henry rose to all fours,
anticipating the delight of having his own son shoving hot
dick up his tail. Hugh stroked his stiff cock and hunched
down, aiming his pecker at the moist, inviting hole. THEN
HE SHOVED IT IN TO THE HILT! Henry gasped aloud. Nina
giggled. Hugh grabbed ahold of the man's trim buttocks and
instantly began to piston his ample cock furiously in and
out of his Father's big hole!
   "OH, JEEZ!" the Master cried, "THAT'S FANTASTIC!"
   "Fuck your father, Son!" Nina encouraged. "Push your
pretty dick up so hard it's coming out his mouth!"
   Hugh looked over at her outburst. "I'll handle this,
Mother. This is my first piece of ass. You just sit there
and keep sucking my shit. If you're real good I'll let you
lick my cock clean!"
   "Oh, my little virgin!"
   Hugh ignored her. FUCKING TWAT, he thought. Doesn't she
know when MEN got business to do? He bent over and held
onto his father's shoulders, driving his prick in and out
of the man's receptive asshole like a pile-driver. He was
all fired up--had been for a long while. But this was his
first fuck and he tried to make it last. But he was young.
Quick to spurt...and quicker to spring another boner almost
immediately. And that's just what he did! His brain
overflowed with LUST. LUST OF SUCKING AND FUCKING AND
LICKING AND SMELLING AND PRICKS AND ASSHOLES AND PUSSIES
AND TITS AND SHIT AND BALLS! From a distance, he heard the
squishing sounds of his prick pounding away at his father's
hungry anus. HIS FATHER'S ANUS! It was squishy and wet.
Squishy and wet because he'd had his teenage mouth down
there licking and sucking on it! He moved his mouth, while
he fucked, imitating how he'd sucked at that smelly hole.
   Smelly? YES! HIS FATHER DEFINITELY HAD A SMELLY
ASSHOLE! And he'd licked at it. HELL, HE'D LICKED THE SHIT
OFF OF IT. Why not? He'd already licked his Daddy's turd!
Why not lick his shitty asshole? It wasn't so bad. Wasn't
so bad? Who was he kidding? He'd dug taking a shit for the
housekeeper--letting Conchita eat out his hole and suck on
his turd. It was easy...after Daddy--THE MAN HE WAS NOW
FUCKING THE BEJEZUS OUT OF--had already cleverly seduced
him by supposedly explaining the facts of life to him while
examining his naked body, laughingly stroking him to an
impressive boner, then showing him his own naked, blood-
engorged genitals. He'd unashamedly told him the most
outrageous sexual things...how women, and men, would desire
to put their mouth at his genitals...and showed him...by
jacking him and licking on the end of his dick...lapping
his balls...the sensations of jacking off and getting a
blowjob. Then he coaxed the boy to lick his fat cockhead so
he'd know how a cock felt and tasted.
   Then his father had started to talk about assholes.
He'd pushed the boy's legs up and fingered at him while
describing the varied things that could be done with, and
to, a guy's shithole. That's what he eventually called
it...a SHITHOLE. It was butthole at the first tender
fingerings. "Nice butthole, my boy!" Then as he teased it
more, and began to describe the sensations an anus could
afford, he blatantly referred to it as the asshole. "You
have a lovely asshole, Son. Just let me lick my finger and
stick it in a ways and you'll understand about nerve
endings." Hugh began to understand about nerve endings
because his father was stimulating them. Deeply. So deeply,
in fact, that he'd touched the boy's turd resting within.
"Oh, Hugh. I have my finger on your turd! You need to shit,
don't you? Shitting is wonderful. It feels good to do...has
a wild smell! And just as some men will desire to blow you,
and lick at your ass, other men may have lusty feelings to
actually play with your turds. They might want you to take
a shit for them. Right in their face, so they get a good
look!
   "I know it's hard to believe, Son. But that's
absolutely true. There are men who absolutely crave the
pleasure of watching a boy shit! They'll get their faces
down there and smell and lick on 'em...right on their
stinky turds...and some might actually want to eat it right
out of your shithole!"
   Hugh remembered all this with amusement as he pounded
his father's ass with his mighty young prick. His Daddy
didn't know it, but Hugh had already shot a massive amount
of cum up his ass while thinking about how his father had
licked on his dick! But he was young. Quick to spurt...and
quick to get another boner. He hadn't even gone down...his
mind was still racing and his prick just stayed hard. Hell,
why would it go soft? After all, he was fucking his father!
Yeah, his father. The man who'd continued his instructions
by getting down and demonstrating how some men could get
carried away at a young boy's shithole! Hugh was amused at
it all...he'd already seen his Mater and Pater sucking shit
through his peephole! He wasn't expecting that he'd become
involved. But listening to his father's words about what
his finger was touching...
   "Yes, my boy, you certainly do seem to have the need to
take a shit. A big one, I'd guess by what I'm feeling in
there! Listen, why don't you just let it out and I'll show
you how a man can become fascinated with a young boy's
turd."
   "You're not gonna lick it, are you Daddy?" he'd asked,
knowing full well. He'd already watched the man suck turds
out of the butler!
   "Well, I shouldn't, Hugh. But I'm going to show you
just what some men like to do to young boys. See, they bend
them over...like this...then they lick their assholes...
like this...then they ask them to shit! Go ahead, do it.
I'll show you what they do. Open up and take a big healthy
shit, Son, right here in my mouth!"
   Hugh was rapidly approaching his second orgasm as he
remembered how his father had bade him shit a big turd into
his mouth...and he remembered how he'd watched the man suck
on it and begin to chew and swallow his turd right down!
And he remembered what he'd said after watching his
father's lewd display.
   "Amazing! I hope I never run into a man like that!"
   He remembered the disappointed look on his father's
face. "W-why is that, Hugh?"
   "I'm afraid if I ever met up with a man who'd eat my
shit like you just did...well, I'd just wanna do it all the
time! I'd always be telling him to get on his knees...like
you are...so I could take a big stinky shit in his mouth!"
   He remembered Father getting a...well, a 'shit-eatin'
grin' on his face. "You're not the dumb little fuck I've
been taking you for, are you, Son?"
   "I don't know what you mean, Daddy. Uh, you got a
little clump of shit hanging from your chin there. But if
you know any gentlemen like you described, please introduce
me to them. You see, I shit an awful lot! Seems like I'm
always shitting. So if a man like that was nice to me, I
think I could give him a whole bunch of turds to eat!"
   Yeah, a whole bunch of turds! I'll give Daddy a whole
bunch of turds...Mamma too! And Conchita. Gonna do some hot
licking myself! Hugh blasted another full load up his
father's writhing asshole. Then he yanked his dripping cock
from the dank pit.
   "Come on, bitch!" he hurried his mother. "Get over here
and clean my prick! Sorry there isn't more smelly shit on
it, but suck me anyway!"
   Henry dropped to his belly. Hugh viciously layed into
him, slapping his father's still firm and luscious buns
with both hands. The soft flesh stung and wobbled
invitingly. "YOU'RE NOT DONE, PRICKLICK! GET YOUR FUCKING
ASS BACK UP HERE AND STICK IT IN MY FACE! AND KEEP THAT
CUNTHOLE LOOSE...I WANNA SUCK MY JIZZ OUTTA THERE! That
revolting hole of yours is no place for my sweet cum! Come
on, shit it out while I suck on your whory ass!"
   The Master was experiencing more pleasure than he'd
ever dreamed to be possible. Nothing, in his many years of
perversion, through all his lickings and suckings and
smellings and fuckings and eatings...could match the
excitement of Hugh's words and actions! It wasn't so much
that he was sucking out his own cum from his daddy's
butthole, because he'd already licked on his daddy's hot
turd. It was his enthusiasm! His filthy words! The way he'd
slapped his ass and fucked it raw and called his dad a
filthy degenerate! By God, the boy was a charm!
   He quickly flipped over and pulled the boy's cum-
dripping lips down to his own. He sucked the boy's mouth!
Hugh, in turn, mashed his lips to his Dad's and experienced
his first passionate French kiss. And it was good. There
was nothing he couldn't do with...or to...his excitingly
perverted Dad. "You're hot, boy!"
   "You're fuckin' hot, too, you filthy, nasty Daddy! Oh,
I love you! I really loved fucking you in the butt, Dad. I
know we're not supposed to be doing all these shit things,
but I like it. Kiss me some more, Daddy. I like kissing
you, and smelling you...your dirty ass! I've seen you do
it, you know...seen you and Momma eating shit...I got
boners! GIVE ME A BONER, DADDY! GIVE ME A BONER AND I'LL
EAT ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT! I'LL SUCK OUT ASSHOLES...
ANYBODY'S YOU WANT ME TO...ANYBODY'S...JUST AS LONG AS I
GET A HARD BONER!"
   "That's my boy! Whatever gets your prick up...that's
the most important thing in life, Son...everything else is
bullshit!"
   "Your father's right, baby," Nina had crawled up to
them. The shit had been wiped from her lips, and there was
no evidence of Hugh's turd to be found anywhere. "We'll
help keep that pecker up."
   "Did you suck up my whole turd, Momma?"
   "Baby, I ate it all! I've eaten a lot of turds out of a
lot of guys' butts...but that big hunk of brown poop you
just gave me was the most delicious! Can you get it up
again, before the evening's over?"
   "Sure, Mom...why?"
   "Here!" The lady of the house quickly straddled her
son's face. She dropped down, mashing her drippy pussy onto
his lips. "SUCK MOMMA'S PUSSY! YOU LIKE CUM AND SHIT AND
PISS...NOW GET A MOUTHFUL OF CUNTJUICE TO SUCK ON! I KNOW
YOU'RE QUEER, BABY. SO'S YOUR OLD MAN. BUT YOU'RE PERVERTS
...AND PERVERTS DO WHAT'S UNNATURAL! AND UNNATURAL FOR YOU
TWO IS SUCKING PUSSY. SO SUCK OUT MY TWAT JUICE!"
   Hugh certainly knew he was queer. He'd always want cock
and guys' asses and shit, but he hadn't given pussy much of
a try. He'd sucked, and drank piss from Conchita's huge
gash. But that was in the early throes of experimentation.
Now, while still randy, he'd blown two loads of cum and he
was able to comfortably concentrate on what he was doing.
While his mother was wantonly splayed over his face (after
only three extremely wild orgasms while engaged with either
his asshole or his shit), he allowed his oral and smelling
senses to take hold. Her crack was sloppy and smelled of an
orifice well used. He lapped at his Momma's cunt. It wasn't
as nice as his Dad's asshole...or even Fuller's big prick
...but it was his mother and he did her right.
   Henry sensed his son's lack of enthusiasm. This had to
be mutual if it was going to work. Quickly, he got behind
his wife and also straddled the boy's body. Lifting her up,
he shot his prick up her cunt!
   "GONNA GET YOU MORE OF THAT SWEET CUNTJUICE, BOY! GOT
MY PRICK WAY UP IN THERE SO YOU CAN LICK HER JUICE OFF! GET
YOUR FACE IN THERE AND LICK ON MY JUICY PRICK!"
   The sight of his father's prick going in and out of his
mother's hot cunt right before his eyes inflamed the lad.
Suddenly, his mother's cunt smelled and tasted wonderful!
He avidly licked the juice from the pistoning cock, and
didn't mind in the least when the Master switched holes,
pulling out, and swiftly shoving his long prick up his
wife's eager asshole!
   Once Hugh caught that familiar odor of shit, the shit
his father's prick was dragging out of his mother's
asshole, his cock and senses went into overdrive! He
scooted down further, adjusting to the change, and mashed
his face up to the fuck connection. Henry moaned in
pleasure as he felt his horny teenage son's tongue lapping
all over his shaft as he fucked his wife up the ass! He
could tell by the gooey fuck he was getting, that rivulets
of assjuice were running all the way down to his balls. He
knew that because Hugh kept licking down there, sucking up
the juice from his balls!
   Ready to blast off, the Master ripped his prick from
Nina's butthole and just stuck it out. Sure enough, he soon
felt it ungulfed by a pair of hungry, sucking lips. He
blasted a torrent!
   Hugh watched the adored prick emerge from his mother's
asshole. It was stiff and engorged...ready to spurt. It
smelled wonderfully raunchy and was streaked with gooey
brown shit from his mother's rectum. He pulled it into his
mouth and sucked like crazy! He licked his mother's shit...
as she had licked his...and received his father's monstrous
explosion of cum and sucked it down his throat!
   WHEW! I certainly don't think we were remiss when we
dubbed them "The Shit Family Robinson," do you? Well, just
wait 'til next week. We've already got it edited...and let
me tell you, it's even hotter than this week's episode!

(To be continued)

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