Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 20:21:11 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: ROVING REPORTER #7 (bisex scat incest)

		  ROVING REPORTER--Part 7

   Now, we all know Central Park is a dangerous place at
night. But besides the muggings and rapes, things happen in
the bushes. We caught this winsome young fellow on his
knees doing some peeping. Looks like he's got his finger
down the back of his pants. Gee, I wonder what he might be
feeling back there! Sure seems to be some rapid digital
movement going on, hunh? Whoops, he seems to be getting up.
Yep, he's heading out of the brush, toward the leather-
jacketed punk leaning against a bench with a long droopy
cock hanging out of his pants.
   "Um, HI! I'll...uh...give you twenty bucks if I can
suck it."
   "Wha? How long you been there? Hmmm. Where's the
dough?"
   "Here...take it. Can I suck it, now?"
   The punk grabbed the twenty then reluctantly handed it
back. "Naw, you don't wanna. I'm drained. Besides, I can't
get it up."
   "YES! YES I DO!" He thrust the bill back at the other
boy, urging him to take it. He quickly dropped to his knees
and pressed his face toward the guy's crotch. But the punk
pushed him back.
   "I said you don't wanna! Believe me. I just fucked a
black boy up the ass, kid!"
   "I know! Please let me suck it!" he begged.
   "Hunh?!! You nuts? Maybe I got some, uh, niggershit on
it!"
   "I don't care," the boy said calmly, "I still wanna
suck it."
   "You like my cock that much!"
   "Well, it'sa...it'sa nice cock. But..." he gulped, "I
saw you fucking him. I want the taste of his asshole from
your cock!"
   "What?!! You mean it's his niggerscum you're after?
Niggershit?"
   "Yeah! But you don't hafta call him that, do you?"
   "Just lettin' you know. I think the kid's hot looking
...I fucked him, didn't I? He's pretty. Especially that
slick ebony ass of his! If you wanna taste it so bad, why
don't you go running after him? Tell him you wanna suck my
cream out of his ass."
   "I've tried that. He won't let me. He says I'm...
filthy! Just cause I wanna suck his ass after he gets
fucked! He...he calls me a dirty shiteater!"
   "Yeah? Are you?"
   "Uh, I am now...kinda. I'm so turned on to him, I've
been going around following him. He likes to get fucked,
and every time I watch, I ask the other guy if I can lick
his cock clean. Sometimes there's some shit on it, but it
just makes me go even crazier! I don't mind shit if I can
get a taste of his assjuice! You...you got some on your
cock, still. Can I lick it off?"
   "Hey, baby, go to it! Here, lick off anything you can
find. Might want to suck my nuts, too. I was really
pounding it up his ass, and he was sloppin' it all over me!
Just gonna hafta wipe it on my shorts, anyway."
   The boy got up from the ground and lapped all over the
moist, floppy cock, delighting in the musky flavor that
covered the huge organ. The guy dropped his pants so the
boy could get at his balls, too. He soon had him all
cleaned up.
   "You only suck niggershit, or you wanna rim my ass out?
I love a guy to suck on my asshole." He turned and offered
his buttocks.
   "Sure...why not? I like to rim. But it ain't
'niggershit' I like. I just like HIM! He's so hot!"
   "Doncha...doncha wanna jack off or somethin' while you
rim me? Go ahead, pull your prick out."
   "OK." He fiddled in his pants and drew out a rigid
boner he began to stroke as he put his face to the punk's
bottom. He drew back immediately. "JEEZ! YOU REALLY STINK!
DON'T YOU EVER WIPE YOUR ASS?"
   "Hey, kid. This is the park, and I'm a stud. Guys suck
me, and come around to get fucked by my big dick.
Especially your pretty niggerboy! If a guy wants to lick my
ass, he takes it like it is. I keep it smelly cause that's
the way they like it best. I'm not kidding. Guys tell me to
keep it dirty. Makes 'em feel nastier knowing they're
cleaning shit off my hole! Let's put it this way: I come
out here with a dirty asshole...but I never go home with
one. Now you wanna lick it clean, or do I find somebody
else to do it?"
   All this time the boy had been sniffing the punk's
greasy anus. Finally, he sighed, "I'll...I'll lick it," and
put his tongue to it.
   "Yeah, lick me. Every fag licks me. You like it?"
   "Mmmm. You...you taste good."
   "Better than the niggerboy's shit?"
   "Almost. At least you'll let me. Can I pull it open?"
   "Let you? Hell, kid, lay down. I'll sit it on your face
so you can scoop me out. Don't matter to me...I'll shit in
a fag's mouth if he wants me to. Here, let me pull my pants
off." He did so, and quickly settled down on the boy's face
and glanced side to side. "Uh, anybody around? Here, suck
out my shithole, kid, and hold your prick up. I'll suck
your knob for you." He bent down and took the boy's prick
in his mouth. He nursed it gingerly while licking on the
shaft. Then he pulled up. "Hey, uh, listen. I think I gotta
shit. Lemme shit in your mouth and I'll blow ya, okay?"
   The boy pulled his tongue from the gaping anus. "NO! B-
but...you can shit...just not in my mouth, alright? D-do it
on my face while you suck me, an...an' I'll lick it!"
   "DEAL! I SHIT...YOU LICK...I BLOW, OK?"
   "OK!"
   He licked around the smelly, expanding opening...licked
on the emerging turd...and shot down the guy's throat! The
punk gulped and slurped and started pissing while he shit!
He didn't care...he pissed all over the kid and drank his
cum down. He loved being raunchy, and this was HOT!
   Stinking at the crotch...and the mouth...the kid left
the clearing happier than when he'd entered. The smile on
his face was suddenly wiped off as he bumped into the
gorgeous black kid!
   "Guess I teased you too long, hunh?"
   "Wha...hunh?"
   "Would you have done that to me?" he asked.
   The boy stared in astonishment and confusion, but
softly gasped, "I'll do it right now if you want...I'll do
it any time! Even in my mouth! Oh! Especially in my mouth!
I...I..."
   "Want me?"
   "M-more than that. I...I love you!"
   "Sheesh! Crazy white kid!" He wrapped his arm around
the boy. "Come on, let's go back to my place. You like to
fuck? Don't matter, I'll get ya to like it. Let's go lick
some assholes and see what develops!"
   "Y-you mean it?" the boy gushed excitedly.
   "Sure. Gots ta get me a taste o' white boy's shit! But
one thing. If you decide you like mine, you don' go
tastin' nobody else's shit from now on. You got that?"
   "Yes. But I already know I like how you taste. I've..."
   "I know, I know. I've been watching you cleaning those
dirty dicks come outta muh ass. Filthy little white honky
boy, you are!"
   The boy smiled. "With a powerful hunger for your tasty
niggershit!"
   "Now you're talkin'! Let's go lick some turds!"

NEXT WEEK
   Folks, this week we have a very special treat. At least
I hope so. Henry Robinson contacted our office, in a fit of
rage I might add. He's agreed to an on-air interview and
we've sent our Bugcam there for a live hookup. Henry?
Henry, are you there?
   "Yeah, I'm here Tom."
   "Good evening. Henry, I understand you're a bit
perturbed about our recent broadcasts."
   "Perturbed, Tom? I'd like to come over there and pound
the everloving SHIT out of you!"
   "Nice choice of words, Henry. I'm absolutely sure you
would!"
   "Now listen, you exploitive scum-sucking creep! You
invaded my privacy, and the privacy of my family!"
   "Weee certainly did, Henry! Highest ratings we've ever
had, too! You're celebrities, you know."
   "Not by choice!"
   "Henry. Uh, may I call you Hank?"
   "Absolutely not! Now I agreed to this, reluctantly, but
I want you to know that it will in no way hinder my impend-
ing lawsuit!"
   "Well, good luck, Henry. But you know the Supreme Court
has made it clear that..."
   "My lawsuit will be in regards to your distributing
that awful video tape of highlights, 'The Shit Family
Robinson'! Have you no shame?"
   "Henry, Henry. Leave us not throw stones. Regardless of
all that, you have to admit your bizarre activities have
been chronicled, and you're the big hit on Manhattan Cable
right now. We understand you've viewed the tapes of the
shows we sent. Your reaction?"
   "Well...I guess they speak for themselves. Denial would
be idiotic."
   "And, rather humorous. Henry, we see the whole family's
there, ineluding your butler Fuller, your housekeeper
Conchita, and even that big-donged bellboy, Armando."
   "HI, TOM! Gee, are we really on TV?!"
   "Good evening, Armando. You've been having quite a time
with this family, haven't you?"
   "Oh yeah! Course you gotta realize that it's only cause
they pay me...those things I did..."
   "Sure, kid. Keep your illusions. You could make a
bundle with that prick."
   "Heh! Heh! I am, Tom! Junior and the old man love my
cock 'n turds, and the Missus likes a taste now and then.
And..."
   "Are you still licking assholes and sucking cock,
Armando?"
   "Um...well it's all part of the job, Tom. I certainly
wouldn't want my mom to think..."
   "He's full of shit, Tom! Nice shit, but full of it! The
way he's been sucking cock you'd think he was born with a
pecker in his mouth!"
   "Who's that?"
   "It's me, Hugh." The Bugcam moved around to junior.
   "Hugh. Well, you certainly should know. We've seen you
eat it. Is it true you're not disturbed about our show?"
   "No. I thought it was great! I'm gonna buy my own copy
of the tape. Ever since Dad taught me how to love eating
shit, I've been going crazy! And we all get along so good.
Dad says I'm not a snot-nosed little brat anymore."
   "Just a little brown-noser, I see. And still a bit
gritty around the teeth, too."
   "Oh that? Sorry, Fuller shit in my mouth before the
show. Guess I didn't brush good enough!" He fingered the
smeared shit off his nose.
   "Speaking of Fuller, can we get the butler on camera?"
   "I am here, Mr. Pepper."
   "Peeper. Tom Peeper. But tell us, Fuller. How do you
and Conchita handle this strange family?"
   "Usually with our hands, unfortunately. Filthy lot, but
you're a prime example of what people will do for money,
aren't you, Tom?"
   "Oh, my! The snotty butler! Taking care of those
hemmorhoids, Fuller? I understand Armando's been reaming
your hole lately."
   "For the family's pleasure. They enjoy cleaning him in
that manner."
   "Ah, shit-coated, hunh? We realize Conchita is mute. Is
she happy?"
   "Mr. Peeper, as long as she has a turd in her mouth,
the girl is quite delirious. While the rest may be inhib-
ited knowing they are on camera, I'm quite sure that if
someone...anyone...were to present her with an anus at this
moment, she would immediately be on her knees!"
   "Well...we have time!"
   "Oh, no! Oh, no! Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Peeper, but
we're planning on a little soiree later on, now that we
have everyone together."
   "Mrs. Robinson, good evening. You don't seem quite as
upset as your husband about all this. Is that true?"
   "Well, pay no attention to him, Tom. In spite of his
rantings, Henry has played those tapes over and over. I
honestly believe that more turds have been dropped and
gobbled up since they arrived than ever before! He's not as
annoyed as he puts on, he merely feels that we should
receive some compensation for their distribution. I must
agree that perhaps it would be fair. Don't you think so?"
   "Yes! That is the way I feel, Tom. Our family has been
defamed by your show and our personal predilections have
been exposed. I feel that we should be compensated for the
profits you'll make."
   "Henry, I'm glad you feel that way. The producers have
authorized me to make a tentative offer to you and your
entire group. We're a small, local operation, Henry, but we
have been in contact with ClericPorn, Inc., the distribu-
tion outlet of the Vatican, distributor of those popular
series, "Priests and Altar Boys," "Nuns and Noviciates,"
and the masturbation videos "Bones Under the Robes." Truth
to tell, Henry, they feel the running time is a little
short right now for any massive sales, particularly in the
second-world countries. However, they would be more
interested if we were able to add more footage. Now,
surprise of all surprises, we actually have two Bugcams on
your premises, and we've been noticing at lot of groping
going on there from our other monitor."
   "Tom...you're a slimeball! I let Conchita, slut that
she is, finger my asshole all this time, but I never
thought...well, I should have known, I guess. What's your
deal?"
   "Lights, cameras, action! You're already planning a
group grope, why not let us catch it all and add it on? The
Vatican would love it."
   "Well...hey, anybody here gonna be inhibited if they
keep these fuckin' little bugs buzzing around tonight?"
   "No!...Naw!...Show 'em my big dick again!...No, sir,
not in the least. We've already been preserved for
posterity...what's another turd?"
   "Guess so, Tom. Conchita doesn't seem to mind, either,
Fuckin' cunt's licking shit from her finger already!"
   "Henry? Might we be able to see some piss drinking
tonight?"
   "Well, our daughter's asleep right now, Tom, but I
suppose we could bring her out and I could lick her pussy.
Perhaps she'll need to go."
   "Her. Anyone. Preferably a pussy though, Henry. There's
a feeling more balance might be more popular for general
distribution."
   "Sure, Tom. Nina, I guess you're elected. Conchita's
all pissed out for the moment...that's what I have in my
glass. Little vodka, little cuntpiss...makes a great
highball, Tom! Course it's a little murky, what with all
the fuckin' shit she eats!"
   "Uh, sounds great, Henry. Listen, if you're all
agreeable, then, we'll just sit back and let you entertain
us."
   As the Bugcam moves back we see Conchita on her knees,
naked, her big ass staring at the camera. She has Armando's
pants down and her face is buried in his crotch. Bug2 moves
in for a cocksucking shot just as Henry gets down to help
her lick the magnificent dick.
   It doesn't take long for everyone else to start getting
naked. Nina rips down the back of Fuller's pants and begins
to lick his asshole of any shit that Hugh might have left
there. She also licks the back of his hanging balls. Hugh
was bare-assed already, and quickly lays on the floor
between his mother's crouched legs. He lifts the back of
her dress and tucks it into her belt. She has no panties on
and he begins to lick her twat and asshole. He grabs the
woman's buttocks and pulls them down to his face. After a
while of eating the hole he was born from, Hugh's rewarded
when his mother begins to piss all over his face! As she
lifts slightly we can see the forceful stream going
directly into her baby boy's mouth as Hugh desperately
attempts to swallow it all down! As the stream diminishes,
the cuntlips meet his mouth and he's able to drink the last
of it firmly attached.
   The bellboy had been saving up for this get-together,
knowing it wouldn't take long before they clamored for it.
He liked being on camera and smirked a bit while he slapped
his prick over the cocksuckers' mouths...back and forth.
Maybe Fuller only delivered shit, but when it came to
blowing a hefty prick, he was as good as the rest of them.
Armando spurted all over their faces! Three lapping tongues
slurped it up in wild abandon!
   Nina pulled Fuller's prick back between his legs and
began to suck him off. She would have been hard-pressed to
count the number of times she'd blown him. She liked doing
it this way. Every time she took his cock to the balls she
got to sniff his asshole.
   Henry and Fuller grabbed Armando's legs and held them
up while the housekeeper licked his anus. Armando grunted
lewdly. With a pained expression on his face, he shot a big
turd out of his asshole! Conchita immediately grabbed it
and started licking it furiously!
   "Hand some up here, you selfish bitch!" Henry cried.
The girl broke it in two and lifted some to Henry while she
sucked on the other half. Henry started gobbling it down
while Armando turned his head and took the master's prick
in his mouth, receiving a deluge of cum that ran down his
chin.
   "HEY! I WANT SOME SHIT TOO!" Hugh gushed.
   "You had a big one before the show, son," Henry
remarked.
   "Aw, come on, Dad. I can take another one."
   "I think everyboy's all shitted out, Hugh. Unless
Conchita has one. And you know how horrendous hers are!"
   "Damn! That hungry I'm not!"
   "Uh, if I can make a suggestion..."
   "What is it, Tom?" Henry asked.
   "Well, we'd like to see another one to round out the
show. Hugh? Do you have one of your own perhaps?"
   "Y-you wanna see me eat my own?!" Hugh gasped.
   "Why not? Surely you're not squeamish about that?
Besides, we'd love to see a person take a shit without
somebody else's face in the way."
   "Good idea," Henry agreed, "it'll give us all a chance
to watch!"
   Hugh stood there, jacking off. "Okay, I'll try it." He
squatted in the middle of the room...fingering his
butthole.
   Bug1 took the medium shot while Bug2 got in real
close...right up to Hugh's anus...causing the whole TV
screen to be filled with a huge, teenage asshole! Grabbing
his crotch, the guy in the control booth still had the
sense to bring up a split screen. That way, the more
inhibited in the audience could view it from a distance,
while the rest of the fans could get a better look than if
they were right there!
   The way Hugh was digging his finger in there, it wasn't
long before it came out brown and caked. He took it and
smeared it around his pink, wrinkled anus, then brought it
to his nostrils and sniffed it.
   "Hmmm, smells pretty good!" He smiled. "Smells damn
good!"
   "Taste it, honey...it's always lovely!" his mother
suggested.
   "OK, Mom. You'd better be right." He stuck the dirty
digit in his mouth and licked the shit off. "Ooooh, that is
good! Funky jam! Think I'll shit now." He rested his palms
on his knees, leaving his prick to bob around on its own,
and pushed. Slowly, his asshole opened. Bug2 caught it as
every wrinkle began to smooth out and stretch. The darkness
inside began to emerge and come through. The camera was so
close the stickiness of the assjuice coating the chocolate
turd could be seen pulling away from the skin. Even the
indention could be seen where Hugh had jammed his finger
into it. The ridges and valleys of the boy's turd were
smooth and glistening...an incredibly beautiful sight...if
you didn't know what it was! For this group, and this
audience, it was beautiful for what it was.
   The anal lips expanded so far then stopped, adjusted
perfectly, as the boy's shit slowly slithered out. Bug2
quickly got out of the way and moved to the side. The
longer shot showed the boy's sweet, crouching buttocks with
the long turd hanging out of his hole. It was quite erotic!
Twice it broke off and fell to the floor. The third and
fourth sections he squeezed off, letting them cleanly plop
onto the rest of the pile. Bug2 was close enough to catch
the steam coming off!
   Before any flies got a whiff of it, Hugh turned and got
his face down there to get more of his heavenly aroma. Or
hellish, depending on your point of view. Regardless, the
boy seemed to like it.
   "I can't eat all this!"
   "TRY, HUGH, TRY!"
   "Getting turned on there, Tom?" Henry chuckled. "Maybe
you'd like to join us, you fuckin' pervert voyeur!"
   "AWWW, SOMEBODY BLOW ME!" Hugh gushed, sticking his ass
up and his face down. Armando scooched off the couch and
knelt behind the boy's ass, grabbing his cock and balls,
and avoiding his smelly asshole. He closed his eyes and
took the prick in his mouth. He could handle the stink, he
just didn't want to have to look at it!
   The teenage turdboy was tasting his own shit, licking
all over the pile of crap he'd deposited on the floor. Bug2
was right there when he finally pulled his tongue back into
his mouth and used his lips to draw the shit in. Choosing
the biggest clump, he began to work the turd loose and eat
the stuff! As he finished each section, he ducked his face
down and scooped up some more...stopping only when he'd
consumed over half of it. Then he arched his back, running
his tongue all around his brown, smeared lips as his balls
emptied into Armando's mouth in a forceful explosion!
   "AIIEE! Ahhhh! Mmmm," he gasped as he came and licked.
"Whew! That was great! I...I can't finish it. You want the
rest, Dad?"
   "FUCK, YES!" Henry cried, immediately getting down to
eat his boy's shit off the floor. "Too luscious to pass
up!" Hugh sat back, catching his breath, and watched him.
His mother rested her face on the floor and lifted his leg
so she could clean his asshole like a mother cat.
   "Wonderful, gang, wonderful! Hugh? Let me ask you this.
After that performance, aren't you worried about the boys
in your class and how they might react to you? And how
about the girls? I doubt you'll get a date after this. What
girl would want to kiss you?!"
   "The guys, Mr. Peeper? Fuck 'em if they don't like it.
There's a few of them I'd like to get ta crap in my mouth!
Maybe this'll help me get their pants down! Johnny Brown,
if you're watching...I'd love to eat your shit, man, right
out of your funky asshole!"
   "Well! Let's not get too personal, Hugh. Remember,
you're embarrassing him, too. He's liable to nail you in
the hallway!"
   "That's alright with me! The whole school can watch.
Even Mr. Evans in my Algebra class. I'd like to do him,
too!"
   "Calm down, Hugh. Guess you're giving out the message
that you're not interested in the girls, hunh?"
   "Why not? I can always go for some pussy and piss! I'll
bet a lot of chicks would like to see me suck off their
boyfriends...or brothers!"
   "Un hunh. Or dad, or uncles, or cousins, right? Here on
local TV we've seen you turn into a full-fledged pervert,
Hugh. You don't seem in the least concerned."
   "Maybe I will tomorrow, Mr. Peeper. But I...I got
another boner, see? As long as my pecker's up...I need
something in my mouth."
   "Well, folks. That's about it. Thanks for the
entertaining evening, and we'll be getting back to you."
   "Better be with some contracts!" Henry reminded.
   "Sure thing, Henry. Uh, you missed a little ball of
shit that rolled under the couch."
   "Forget it...it's all dusty."
   "Oh, of course. Certainly wouldn't want to eat shit
that was dirty, would you? Good night, now.
   There you have it viewers. The Shit Family Robinson in
all their glory. I don't know how we're going to top them,
but rest assured we're certainly going to try. Tune in
again next week when we show you what we filmed at a recent
Boy Scout Campout. Believe me, it sizzles!"

(The end)


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